All language subtitles for Jane.the.Virgin.S02E11.720p.WEB-DL.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA

Latin lover narrator:
All right, let's do this.

Jane was accidentally
artificially inseminated

with Rafael's sperm,
and from there

things got really crazy.

See, they fell in love
and then broke up.

Oh, and Rafael's ex-wife,
Petra,

intentionally
inseminated herself

because she still loves Rafael,

and they've been
getting closer.

I know, straight out
of a telenovela, right?

(Screams)
Well, imagine this:

We have not one, but two
crime lords on the loose.

First, rose aka sin rostro

aka luisa's great love.

Luisa:
Do you remember

what we got that first time
that we were together?

Powdered donuts
from the vending machine.

Latin lover narrator:
And Rafael has just learned

that his mother, Elena,
is the international

crime boss known as mutter.

And they were both fighting
over this chip.

Do you even want to know
what's on the chip inside?

All of the faces
sin rostro changed.

Latin lover narrator:
And as for our Jane,

well, she's trying
to juggle being a mommy

with her dreams of
becoming a writer of romance.

So, she enrolled
in grad school and was studying

under Professor
Jonathan Chavez,

who she might've just had
a sexy dream about,

so let's see what's up
with that.

Jane villanueva grew up
in a house with three women,

one bathroom...

...and no boundaries.

Abuela, mom's in a rush,
remember?

She's got that interview.

Actually, I cancelled.

I just don't want
to be a dance teacher.

(Spits, gasps)

Eww!
Oh...

Gross, get it out, get it out!

Oh, Janie.
Oh!

I'm sorry.
Maybe we wouldn't
have to share a bathroom

if you got a regular job.

But there are some lines

that should never be crossed.

I'm so sorry.
I shouldn't have said that.

No, I-it's okay.

It's just not easy to give up
on my dream, that's all.

It never is.

You can't just say you
had a dream, I need details.

I don't remember
anything specific.

(Funky music plays)

Yeah, I call bull.

Enough!

I have to draw
the line somewhere,

and telling my mom
the ins and outs

of my sex fantasy
is definitely crossing it.

Did you say
ins and outs?

Seriously?

What, are you 15?
Maybe.

So, you gonna
go for it?

With Professor Chavez?

Mom, h-he's my advisor.

It wouldn't
be appropriate.

Then why'd you
put on lipstick

to go meet with him?

What's that
shade called,

lusty virgin?

(Mateo crying)

Coming, mateo,
and guess what?

Your grandmother's
a bigger baby than you.

(Laughs)

(Phone chimes)

Oh, shoot.

Hey, so Diego finally
texted me back,

and he can meet the day
after tomorrow at 4:00.

Could Rafael
watch the baby?

Ah, he's got meetings and I...
I'm teaching.

Sorry, I mean if I want
to get on the schedule,

I have to kiss the ring.

Yeah, of course,
I'll text chepa.

Rogelio:
I'm here.

Ah.

Mom, he wants to
do this for you.

Come on, it's sweet.

Xiomara, meet your
40 and fabulous

glam squad.

Ah.

My hair stylist, shalisha.

My costume designer, marina.

And your photographer,
alejandra.

Nice to meet you guys.

(Xiomara chuckling)
Yes, yes.

I thought I was getting
my picture taken.

I didn't know this was
gonna be a big production.

Getting one's picture taken
is always a big production.

Besides, we need
wonderful images to put up

at your birthday party.

Which we agreed
to keep small.

Agreed.
A small birthday blowout!

Now, pick a dress.

(Laughing):
Wow.

They're a bit...

Breathtaking?
...Much.

Ah, do you have anything

shorter, less foufy?

I'll make them short
and non-foufy.

Jane:
Shoot...

Chepa can't babysit.

You need a babysitter?

Say no more,
I will do it.

Eh...

Uh, well, that's
a really nice offer, dad,

but you've only changed, like,
one diaper in your life.

That's all it took for me
to master the skill.

Yeah, but you don't
have a car seat.

Marina, call production
and have them buy me

the world's finest car seat.
Yeah, but dad,

mateo's crawling now,
so he's super fast.

Jane, do you doubt
my babysitting skills?

Because you have asked me
to watch mateo before.

Latin lover narrator:
Only to be nice,

and only when she knew
he wasn't available.

That's true.
Then it's settled.

And that's when mateo
said his first word.

No.

Well, Jane wished he had,
but he didn't,

so instead she had to say...

Yes?

A little more, though.

Sorry, I'm trying.

Xiomara, what's wrong?

Is it the lighting?

Because I can assure you your
skin is as luminous as mine.

No, I-it's not that.

Take five, alejandra.

What's going on?
Talk to me.

(Sighs)

It's just all this
40 and fabulous stuff.

I never thought I'd be 40
and teaching the whip/nae nae

to a bunch of seven-year-olds.

Hey, stop.

I promise you're going

to have fun at the party.

I have a wonderful
surprise for you.

Wesley:
Surprise, surprise.

More mayhem at the marbella.

I'm standing in front
of the boutique Miami hotel

run by the rakish Rafael solano
and his glamorous ex-wife Petra

because this very hotel

is now believed to be associated
with two major players

in the Miami drug trade.

Okay, I get the point.

We're at 40% capacity.

Events are getting cancelled.

Then I'll float us
again this month.

It's a bigger problem than that,
and you know it.

(Knocking)
Look, Jane and mateo are here,

I got to call you back.

Rafael:
What time did he get up

from his nap?
Uh, 1:30.

1:30.

All right,
so I'll put him down at 4:30.

You look really nice.

Oh, thanks.

Okay, bye, mateo.

(Smooching)

Hey, where'd you say
you were going?

Oh, I'm just, uh, going
to meet with my thesis advisor

to go over my reading tonight.

Oh. Hope you get lucky
with your advisor.

I'm sorry, what was that?

I said, good luck
with your advisor.

Thank you.

(Whispering):
Bye.

Latin lover narrator:
Which brings us here, now,

to Jane
and the dreamy Professor

Jonathan Chavez.

So, I think you're
in great shape for the reading.

Yeah, I just have a
few last minute notes,

mostly concerning
the male character.

Okay, yeah, sure.

Great, in this
next pass,

I want you to really
drill down on him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

I-I will, um,
drill down on him.

You know, what makes him

specific?

(Sexy jazz music plays)

You know, what makes him sexy?

¶ ¶

why is she willing
to cross the line for him?

Does that make sense?

Yeah, definitely.

I have marked

a few places here.

(Upbeat music plays)

Are you hot?

Hmm?

The ac's out.

Anyway, you get

what I'm saying, right?

Get to who this guy is...

Underneath.

Got it.

I... I'll really get
underneath him...

...with the writing.

And speaking
of getting underneath...

This is taking too long.

It's working as fast
as they can.

You recall a chip was found

embedded in Michael's leg.

We need to bring
in another team.

No.

We keep the circle small.

Rose and Elena can't find out
we have the chip.

It's the only way we can use it
to draw them out.

(Phone rings)

Barnett.

Luisa:
What are you wearing?

Well, I'm at the office, so...

So the boxy, gray jacket?

Mm...

Yes, I'm actually
in the middle of something.

Are you working on my case?

I can't confirm that.

Uh, can I get back to you later?

Does that mean that
I'm gonna see you later?

Yes.
Interesting.

Okay, well, then just text me
when you're on your way over.

Susanna.

It's got something.

You've made no progress.

No progress on the chip.

I did find something else.

We've been using
facial recognition software

to analyze pictures we found
at Elena's house.

This is her

with her stepdaughter, Clara.

If you measure the distance
between her eyes,

age her up...

...change the hair color...

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Sorry, here you go.

It's rose.

Elena is rose's
stepmother?

Jane:
"The revelation was unlikely,

"but so was his presence there.

"The stranger she passed
so many times without stopping,

"he gave his name, Armando.

"'So we're no longer strangers.'

"and then he smiled,
revealing one front tooth

"that was ever so slightly
longer than the other,

"which she fixated on
a little too long.

"But what else could she do?

"She was overwhelmed,

"and more so
when he moved closer

"and asked her point blank,
'what do you want?'

"and he was no longer
a stranger,

"and there was that tooth,

"so what else could she say
but, 'I want you, Jonathan.'"

Latin lover narrator:
Wait, did she just say...

I mean Armando.

He probably
didn't even notice.

How could
he not notice?

You guys noticed, and
it's not even your name.

Stay cool.
Mm-hmm.

Great job.

Yeah, I really think
that last pass helped.

Latin lover narrator:
Okay, maybe he didn't notice.

Thanks, great.

I especially like the addition
of the Jonathan character.

Seems like a great guy.

Mm.

Xiomara:
What kind of wink?

You know, he closed
and then opened his eye.

Like in a,
"you're funny, kiddo,"

kind of way or like,
"I heard what you did there,

and we'll follow up
on this later."

I don't know,
like somewhere in between.

Seriously?

A bowl of marbles?

This place is a death trap.

Which is why
we're baby-proofing.

Here, give those to me,
I'll take them to his room.

Oh, so, is Professor
hottie even single?

No idea.

I think so.

A little online stalking
shows a recent divorce.

So, just go for it.

What do you mean, "go for it"?

But there's a line, mom.

Like a clear line.

He's my Professor.

And I don't even know
if he's open to it.

That's because you're not
paying attention to the signs.

Oh, my God!

What?

Ma?

(Exhaling)

It's nothing, I-I-I, um,
I just overreacted.

I found this.

Latin lover narrator:
It should be noted that

Jane knew exactly
what that was.

For xiomara.
I think you should marry her.

What?

Nothing.

You know something about this.
What is it?

Mom, do you really want to know?

Yes.

I heard liliana give
the ring to dad.

Said to propose to you.

Really?

So, I take it that'd be a yes?

Yeah.
Oh...

(Crying):
I think we're finally ready.

Oh, this must be the surprise
he was hinting about.

I feel so bad for giving him
such a hard time.

(Keys in door)
Oh!

Take it off.
Hurry.

I'm trying.

It's stuck.

Hey, dad.
You're early.

Yes, my...

My scenes got moved.

What's going on here?

You got us.

We're baby-proofing
the apartment.

You know Jane,
such a worrywart.

Oh, yeah, my first
solo adventure with matelio.

(Laughs)

What, now?

Oh, fist bump. My bad.

(Makes explosion sound)

You didn't blow it up.

You always blow it up.

Why do you say that?

Plus, obviously, you have
something in your hand.

We found the ring.

Oh, well.

I was saving it
for a special occasion.

It's the closest thing

I have to a family heirloom.

I want you to have it,

Jane.

Oh.

Oh.
(Sighs)

It's beautiful.

Thanks, dad.

Rafael:
Okay, uh, a little bad news,

but I need you
to stay calm.

In the history of time,

has telling anyone to stay calm
actually helped them stay calm?

I just get word
the hillcroft-Stanton wedding

is being moved
to a different hotel.

What?

B-because of that web site?

Rafael, this is a huge wedding,
and it's in two weeks.

If they move,
everyone will know why.

Their friends
will follow.
I know, I know, stay...

Don't say it!

I wasn't.

Stay... paying attention.

Look, please...

I know Izzie hillcroft
a little from,

you know, back in the day.

She's having
an art opening tomorrow.

I'll go, assure her

the hotel is safe,
that this is all behind us,

and, you know,
charm her a little.

You really think you can charm
a woman about to get married?

It worked with you.

Latin lover narrator:
True, for the record.

You recall their first meeting,

the night she got engaged.

(Applause)

So, listen, I'd love
to take you out.

I'm engaged.

Yeah, for now.

How's Saturday?

(Phone buzzing)

I... have to get this.

Saturday.

(Laughing):
I can't.

(Phone buzzing)

Say yes.

Yes.

(Phone buzzing)

Hi, mother,
everything all right?

Yes, he proposed.

But I think I might just have
caught a much bigger fish.

And speaking of trying
to catch a big fish...

I think I'm
gonna throw up.

Do-do you need a minute?

I need a lifetime.

Elena was rose's
stepmother?

I... ah...

What a screwed up
family relationship.

(Alarm ringing)

So, what,
Elena married my father

and then when he divorced her,
she sent rose in to marry him

and use the hotel as a front?

It's pretty much what
we're thinking.

Yeah.
Oh, wow.

It's just so
inappropriate.

(Alarm ringing)

I mean, where are
the boundaries, you know?

Oh, God, it's just...
It's so insane.

It's hard to believe,
but then again there's Joey.

(Chuckles)

Uh, Joey. Who's-who's Joey?

Luisa, do you know this man?

Yeah.

He drove me and rose
a few times.

Do you know how to get
in touch with him?

And from one
secret mission to...

Operation suss out
whether or not Professor Chavez

might be receptive
to a relationship

between two consenting adults,

one of whom is Jane.

Jane, hey.

Hey, uh, so I just finished
teaching my class,

and I thought I'd
come by and say hi.

I just read
your last chapter.

Do you want
to go over it?

Oh, yeah, I'd love to.

Oh, he's moving over.

Go sit by him
before he gets up.

It's really coming along.

I mean, I-I'm loving
the forbidden love theme.

Thank you.

Did he just scooch closer?

He did, he did.

That's definitely a good sign.

Yeah, I don't think
you need this part here.

I would just jump right
into the juicy stuff.

Okay, your move, Jane.

Kick this operation
into high gear.

Move closer.

Actually, this is making me
feel a little pervy.

Take it away, Jane.

Jane:
Okay, subtle sign back.

Some light physical contact.

Just show him I'm open,

and we'll see
if he moves or not.

Okay, almost there.

Almost there.

And I wouldn't-I wouldn't
give this away here.

I would allude
to it, instead.

(Whispering):
Okay.
What if he doesn't feel it?

You know what,
let me get you your own copy

so you can take notes.

So, pretty clear sign.

He's not interested.

Yeah, I wanted
to ask you something.

I-I hope I'm not
crossing a line here.

Go ahead.
He's going to ask me out.

Yeah, I saw your dad
at the reading,

and my mom is a huge fan
of his telenovelas.

Ooh, that's a blow.

So, I was wondering if...

It's not too inconvenient to,

maybe we could visit
the set some time with you.

Okay, at least
he wants you there.

Yeah, totally.

That's really easy
for me to organize.

I'd love to.

Latin lover narrator:
Enough. I'm back.

Okay, a date
with Professor Chavez

and... his mother.

Still, it's a start.

For starters,
just stay on point.

You are not
affiliated in any way

with anything drug-related.

You've had no relationship

with your mother
for over 20 years.

Got it, shh,
there she is.

Izzie.

Hey.

It's good to see you.

You have got to be kidding me.

Okay, look, I'm sorry

to just show up
here like this,

and I get how you
might think poorly of me

given that my family's
been in the news...

Ooh, you?

This isn't about you.
It's about her.

After the news reports,
I realized that Petra

is affiliated
with the marbella again.

I'm-I'm sorry, have-have we met?

Once, about five years ago.

I was working as a barista
and you flipped out on me

when I accidentally
spilled coffee.

Ooh, and I got fired.

Uh.

I... m-m-maybe
you were just
I, uh...

Confusing me
with someone else.
Yeah.

Do you know who I am?

Izzie hillcroft.

No, that's what you said to me.

On the bright side,

it inspired one
of my best works.

I call it,
"the trophy wife."

Available for purchase,
of course,

just like the best of them.

Do you remember that time
she was talking about?

No, but I-I'm sure
Izzie provoked it by-by...

Latin lover narrator:
Not knowing your name.

I can fix this.

I will fix this.

It's not me.

Give him to me.

Okay, I-I-I just want

you to remember
that he's crawling.

Okay, and he's a lot
faster than you'd expect.

So, if you put
him down...
I won't put him down.

No, you can put him down, okay,

just remember that he's fast.
(Grunts)

(Chuckling)

And also he likes
to grab everything.

That's the reason why we put
the glass marbles away.
(Clicking)

Dad, are you
even listening to me?

Jane, I got this, I promise.

Just go.

Xiomara:
And you actually left?

Jane:
I swear, I'm in the car driving.

I mean, I did make him
swear not to text, or tweet.

Oh, are you there?
A-almost.

Okay, good luck.

Remember,
you are an amazing performer,

and they would be lucky
to have you,

so don't take no for an answer.

(Exhales)

I'm sorry,
the answer is no.

Look, I know
my last couple of shows

haven't been huge sellouts.

That's not the problem.

Look, I get that
family drama happens,

and now you got
a grandkid and all,

but you've just cancelled
too many times.

It just doesn't seem like

singing is
your priority anymore.

(Sighs)

Latin lover narrator:
And speaking of priorities...

Car voice:
You have one unread message
from xiomara.

Read messages.

(Chiming)
Jane, it's mom.

Here's a screenshot
of dad's tweets.

Are you with him?

See tweets below.

Ten minutes looking
for the perfect shoes

to compliment my eyes.

Shoe emoji.

Huffing happy face emoji.

Rainbow.

Seriously?

On the phone with my agent,

fielding multiple offers.

#whatwillrodonext.

See no evil
monkey emoji.

Exfoliating.

#loofa

trying on all my fedoras.

#hideinahat.

You can understand
Jane's alarm, right?

Because if rogelio
was talking to his agent,

and trying on fedoras,
and exfoliating,

then who the hell
was watching mateo?

Where's matelio?

There he is.

Oh, thank God.

It's good to have a friend

with the same zest for life
that I have.

You want to know my secret?

I'm going to propose
to your grandma

at her birthday party.

I know.

You want to see the diamond?

(Musical humming)

After you and I part,
I'm taking it to get set.

Ah.

I know.

It's not too big, right?

I have a little
cash flow problem,

but it's beautiful, no?

Where is the diamond?

There it is.

Where is the diamond?

There it is.

(Phone rings)

Hello, Jane.

Jane:
What are you doing?

Rogelio:
What do you mean?

Apparently,
you're picking out shoes,

and exfoliating, and...

No, I'm not.

Dad, I read all your tweets.

My tweets?

Those were pre-arranged
publicity tweets.

I have been unfairly maligned.

Oh.

Now can I go back

to watching my grandson?

Yes, of course. I'm so sorry.

We'll see you soon.

Now, where were we?

We were admiring the diamond...

Where is the diamond, matelio?

Matelio, where is it?

Where is it, matelio?

Latin lover narrator:
No, seriously,

where is the diamond?

(Musical humming)

(Gasps)

Uh-oh.

Okay, that sounds good.

Jane:
Hey, hi.
Yes.

Hi. Can I pick him up?
Yeah, of course.

Hi, baby.

(Smooches)

I, uh, I don't understand.

He swallowed something?

A penny, a marble?

I understand
it was a diamond.

(Quietly):
What?

Look, he's fine,
and he'll pass it.

But, you're lucky,
this could have been much worse.

So lucky.
I know.

If he develops fever,
or a cough, bring him back.

Otherwise...
Just keep an eye out

for a diamond in his poop.

Thank you, doctor.

I'm sorry, Jane.

You see, I was planning
to propose to xiomara,

so I was showing matelio
the diamond.

You're mad.
Dad.

You are.
Who shows a
diamond to a baby?

I was playing with him,

but then you called
about the tweets...

Oh, so, it's my fault?

I'm-I'm just saying...
I... you... distracted me.

I called because
I knew that

you weren't ready
to take care of him,

and clearly I was right
because look at where we are.

You know what, I'm not even mad
at you, I'm mad at myself

because I knew I shouldn't have
left you alone with the baby.

It was just so scary,

thinking about what
could've happened.
No kidding.

Who doesn't feel it when a baby
pulls a button off your shirt?

Latin lover narrator:
Button, diamond,
same difference.

It was an accident,
and I was really hard on him.

And I'd cancel the set visit,

if I didn't think it'd make
him feel worse.

Ah, yes, the set visit
with Professor Chavez...

And his mom.

But you're not taking the baby
on your date, right?

No, I'm gonna drop him off at
raf's, and it's not a date.

It could become one.

Just pay attention to the signs.

What signs?

Look, it's been a while
since I've been single,

and Professor Chavez
is my advisor,

you know, I have to make sure.

So, what am I looking for?

Well, okay, first off,

he'll tell you to stop calling
him Professor Chavez.

Mm-hmm.

Then he'll start being more
familiar, you know?

He'll talk about
non-school events.

He'll touch you.

He'll lean in.

Okay, got it.

Yeah, so, like, if he does
any of those things,

I just...
Respond.

Uh-huh.
Show him you're open.

He's your teacher.

He needs to know
you're cool with it,

otherwise it gets creepy.

And speaking of creepy...

(Bell rings)
Jane.

Have there been
any developments?

No, none,
but we're on the lookout.

Look, I don't know if you got

my voice mail last night,

but I am so sorry
about what I said.

Why?

It was what you believed.

Dad, come on...

Oh, your guests
are here.

The show must go on.

(Whispering):
Hi.

Uh, dad,

this is Professor Chavez.

Professor Chavez,
this is my dad rogelio.

Jonathan, please.

Right, Jonathan.

Rogelio, nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.

This is my mom, Diana.

Lovely to meet you.

(Sighs)

Wow.

(Giggles)

Oh, don't worry,

this happens all the time.

No need to talk.

Just grab my arm

and I will give you
a tour of the set.

(Sighing)

(Laughs)

I'm freaking out
a little.

I've never seen
my mom like that.

Oh, this happens,
trust me.

No, but you don't understand.

My mom is, like, hard core.

Growing up,
I saw her laugh twice.

Oh, my God,

I think my mom is gonna

try to kiss your dad.

Huh, looks like things
are looking up for Jane...

Unfortunately,
not for poor Petra.

Izzie.

Hi.

Did you get the Miami news
gazette art critic to my show?

Yes, I did.

I wanted to mend fences.

She is so influential.

Exactly, and my art
was not ready for her.

The review is terrible.

Which I'm sure
is what you wanted.

What? No.

No, no, no,
I was trying to help.

I-I just wished you would've
consulted with me first.

Well, I didn't.
I could have made calls.

I wanted to take care
of this myself.

Why?
Because I am not

some useless trophy wife, okay?

Just for the record,
I never thought that you were.

Okay, let's not get sentimental,
all right?

You stole me away
from your business rival.

Sure sounds like
a trophy to me.

Yeah, that might have been why
I was interested in you,

but that's not what I loved
about you.

I loved that you were
the kind of person

that saved $743 on fish filets.

Petra:
And I just, I couldn't
shake the feeling

that the caterer
was gouging us,

so I went to the
fish market
no, you didn't.

And I priced it myself.
Yes, I did.

You went to
the fish market?
I was right.

We were paying $12
per tilapia.

They're seven dollars a cut.

That's $743 right there.

So, you saved $743
on a $100,000 wedding?

No, on a $99,257 wedding.

Oh, you did.
Yes, I did.

(Giggling)

That might be
the answer.

Free fish.

Do you know who I am?

Sorry, ma'am, no.

Luisa alver.

You drove me around
a few times last year.

With rose solano.

Look, no one knows I'm here,

but I'm desperate.

I need to get in touch with her.

Please.

I love her,

and I know I shouldn't.

I've tried to stop,
but I just...

I can't let go because

there's a part of me that thinks
that she's coming back for me,

that we're gonna be together.

Okay, look,
you don't have to say anything.

Latin lover narrator:
No way he was going to.

Just...

Give rose a message for me.

Tell her that if
she wants me to wait,

she should send me donuts.

She'll know the kind.

Jonathan:
A second donut?

(Chuckles)

This is getting
embarrassing.

It's human nature, people
can't turn down free food.

She put seven granola bars
in her purse, I saw her.
(Giggling)

You lose something?

I think I left my
cell phone in the car.

Mm.
Can't do that
with a baby at home.

I'll walk you.

I could use some air.

Hey, that looks like

some self-initiated
body contact right there.

Seriously, Jane,
thanks for doing this.

I mean, I...

I haven't seen my mom
this happy in...

It's been along time.

Oh, my pleasure.

Oh, it means a lot.

And I had fun, too.

Me, too.

Oh, my God, the lean in.

(Record scratches)

(Smooching)

Or... maybe he was just going

to get the car door.

You misread the signs.
We've all done it.

Really? You've made out
with a guy's sweater

as he desperately
dodged your kiss?

Oh, I just keep replaying it
in my mind.

Latin lover narrator:
For your viewing pleasure.

(Smooching)

Stop it.
I can't.

So, how did you leave things?

Yeah, cut the wheel
a little more to the left...

(Both shout)
Sorry. I... it's just...
It's a new car,

car voice:
Back up.
So I don't really
know the parameters yet.

Straighten it out now.

A little more,
a little more, great.

Okay, now let's get out of here.

You kissed his freaking sweater.

So, what are you gonna do?

I just got to talk to
him about it, you know?

I'm just... I'm gonna

deal with it head on.

Or just transfer
to a different school.

So, I just wanted to say
that I'm really sorry.

Oh good,
she went with option one.

I only kissed you because

I thought I was getting
signs from you.

From me?
Well, because...

I really wasn't trying to...

No, that is not what I'm saying.

Because I could get in trouble.

Well, that's not what I mean.

I had a crush,
and I guess I projected on you.

But now that it's clear

that it's all in my head,

I was hoping that
we can just move forward

and pretend like
it never happened.

I don't know if that's possible.

It is for me, really.

Please?

Can't we just put this
behind us?

We'll give it a try.

(Laughs)

That's your solution?

Yes.

A free wedding.

What's the catch?

Look, the marbella
can't afford

the bad press
if you cancel.

Plus, your friends
will stay,

they'll have a great time,
and they'll come back,

which is good for us
in the long run.

I have one condition.

You sure
you're okay with this?

Yeah. Whatever,
it's fine.

It's not me.

Latin lover narrator:
And it wasn't.

Not anymore.

Which brings us here,

now, to Jane,

who is back to writing
after meeting with Jonathan.

Actually, let's go back

to calling him
Professor Chavez.

Yeah, sometimes when you cross
a line, you can't go back.

Jane:
I screwed everything up.

I mean, now I'm
censoring my writing

because I don't want him
to take it the wrong way.

(Shower running)
I'm sorry, hon.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Okay, no more complaining.

We're gonna have fun
at your party tonight.

(Groans)

(Alba screams)

Maybe we wouldn't
have to share a bathroom

if you actually went

to these interviews
and got a regular job.

Alba:
Xiomara!

Sorry, ma, sorry.

(Phone rings)

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Why aren't you home
getting ready?

So, I have some bad news,

and I feel terrible.

What's going on?

I have to work tonight,

singing.
What?

Diego offered me a slot,
last minute.

But it's your party.

There are 40 doves waiting
for you to free them.

I know, but...
I have to show him

that singing is my priority.

Xiomara, any other night.

But he's offering tonight.

But I need you at the party.

Latin lover narrator:
Because he's going to propose.

I can't believe
you're doing this.

I can't believe you are.

It's my career, rogelio,

and that is more important than
a party that I didn't even want.

¶ Volaré como un ave azul ¶

¶ y Al llegar, te diré ¶

¶ quiero estar, siempre feliz ¶

¶ junto a tà ¶

¶ brillará, LA estrella fugaz ¶

¶ que a tus pies, caerá ¶

¶ como yo ¶

¶ que quiero estar ¶

¶ junto a tà ¶

Latin lover narrator:
You'll recall,

luisa was waiting
for a message from rose.

¶ Desde El cielo
ángeles dorados ¶

(knocking on door)

¶ Anunciaron El momento
en El que naciste tú ¶

hey.

Come in.

¶ Crearon El encanto
de tu luz ¶

no message from rose?

Mm-mm.

Who cares?

I don't need her in my life.

Luisa...

Mm-hmm?

¶ Deseando ¶

¶ amanecer ¶

I can't.

(Sighs)

Look, I know you
were helping us,

when you were talking
about how you felt...

About rose?

But that sounded real.

It's 'cause I never got closure.

I know.

But for us...

Now is not the time.

¶ En El que naciste tú ¶

¶ y en un sueño hecho realidad ¶

¶ crearon El encanto ¶

so, the new
stationery came in.

¶ De tu luz ¶

I love it.

Very funny.

I'm just really glad
it all worked out.

Me, too.

Latin lover narrator:
Wow, their legs
are definitely touching.

¶ Junto a tà ¶

¶ es asà que por LA Ciudad ¶

¶ El Amor seguirá ¶

would you keep still?

I almost poked my eye out.

Sorry, just nerves,
I guess.

You should be nervous.

You fell in love with him.

I told you not
to cross that line.

¶ Deseando siempre vivir ¶

¶ junto a tà ¶

we can't.

Why not?

Seriously, why not?

Are you over Jane?

¶ Junto a tÃ. ¶

I'm really glad you came.

Of course I came.

I overreacted
with your mom.

Only because, well,

I wanted to propose
tonight, you know?

Yeah, I know.

And look, dad,
I overreacted, too,

and I'm so sorry
I yelled at you.

That's not why I was upset.

Mm.

It's just...

W-what if it's true?

What if I'm not good with kids?

I mean, I want them
with your mother.

Dad...

What if I'm terrible at it?

I mean, you turned out
perfect without me.

(Laughs softly)

Trust me, I wish I had you.

And you'll be
great, you know?

You'll learn as you go.

You can't just jump in
and expect to know everything.

I promise.

You'll get there.

Oh, and I have
something for you.

It showed up this afternoon.

(Sighs)

It's been washed
and disinfected a dozen times,

which is why it's so shiny.

Yeah.

(Knock on door)

You were wonderful.

I'm so glad you came.

Ooh, and guess what?

Diego's giving me Monday nights.

I'm back in.

I'm so glad.

And I'm sorry we fought.

It was only because... well...

Well, I had planned something.

My buddy, Ryan gosling, said,
"the only quality I look for

"in a woman is that
she's eva mendes.

There's nothing else
I'm looking for."

At this point I was
going to wave to eva,

and then look at you,
and tell you...

That you are what
I've been looking for.

(Laughs softly)

And I think back
to when we first met,

when we were 16,
and I think that

my whole journey up to now

has been about finding my way
back to you.

I haven't had time
to have it set.

(Cries)

It's a long story.

Xiomara gloriana villanueva,

I want to spend
my life with you,

and raise kids with you...

So...

Will you marry me?

I...

Want to.

Okay.

So?

But...

...there is one thing...

That I didn't know,
but I'm realizing.

I don't want to have
any more kids.

What?

Because I-I-I want the
next 20 years to be about me.

Is that a deal-breaker?

(Shimmering music fades)

I don't know.

Jane:
And then what did he say?

That he had
to think about it.

Wow.

I know.

And look, maybe it is
a midlife crisis, but...

I just started
thinking about my life,

and-and what I want it to look
like going forward, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, I get that.

What's going on with you?

No, ah, nothing, I'm fine.

Jane.

I need to get my mind
off the ring.

I can't believe

I just jeopardized
my writing career

over a hot guy
I had some sex dreams about.

I ju-I just...

Oh, I feel so...

I don't know...

Horny.

I was going to say

at a crossroads.

But, yeah, maybe that, too.

I don't know, mom, this whole
no-sex-till-marriage thing is...

I mean...

I could see the finish line.

First with Michael.

And then Rafael, and...

Now, it's not even in sight,
and I'm a mom.

When I was ten years old,
making that promise,

I didn't see this coming.

Yeah, makes sense.

(Sighs)

So, maybe it's time
to reevaluate?

Yeah, maybe.

(Sighs)

Jane:
Hey.

I just wanted to say,

you were right.

I crossed a line
and now there's no turning back,

and I'm mad at myself, but...

I should get another advisor.

Are you sure
that's what you want?

No, but it's what I have to do,

because what happened is getting
in the way of my writing.

If you think
that's for the best.

I do.

So, I'll see you around.

Wait.

Since you're no
longer my advisee,

I was wondering if you wanted
to get dinner sometime.

Yes.

Latin lover narrator:
Well, isn't that
a nice surprise.

Also a surprise?

Did you find
something on the chip?

Finally...

Yes.

Our first face.

I wasn't sure if you'd come.

And speaking
of a hidden face...

Of course, I came.

If the police have the chip,
we both have a problem...

Mom.