All language subtitles for Jane.the.Virgin.S02E04.720p.WEB-DL.2CH.x265.HEVC-PSA

Latin lover narrator:
Okeydokey, diving right in.

Our jane was accidently
inseminated by this hottie.

But she was engaged
to this hottie.

So now, she's in
a big old love triangle.

And rafael?

Well, he went in for the kiss.

But you know who saw?

His ex-wife petra.

Oh, and she was inseminated
by rafael, too.

Though not accidentally.

She did it her own damn self.

I know-- crazy, right?

And speaking of crazy,

Rogelio's first ex-wife luciana

Came back to town
with her beloved bunnies.

And xo was super threatened
by their chemistry.

But ro chose xo.

Unfortunately, luciana
wouldn't go away that easily.

Oh, and speaking of threats,
rafael's sister luisa

Was kidnapped by some
scary german henchmen.

She thought it was related
to her ex-lover rose.

Also known as international
criminal sin rostro.

But then, this happened.

Oh.
(screams)

Also searching for rose,
detective michael,

And he had a lead--
her name used to be denise.

And she had visited a small
vineyard in the swiss alps.

But when he called
the vineyard about denise...

Gustav?
...He got this answer.

Woman:
All you need to know--

Heidi von ocher.

And I don't know
who the hell that is.

So let's watch and find out.

From a very young age,

Jane gloriana villanueva
knew exactly who she was--

A good student...

A good daughter...

And a good friend.

Ready?

I don't know.

You can do this.

(piano playing)

¶ at the end of the rainbow ¶

¶ there's happiness ¶

¶ and to find it
how often I've tried... ¶

(music changes to hip hop)

¶ oh, with a little bit
of uh, uh ¶

¶ and a little bit of uh, uh ¶

¶ I was like good gracious,
ass is bodacious ¶

¶ flirtatious,
trying to show faces ¶

¶ I'm waiting for the right time
to shoot my steez ¶

¶ you know, waiting
for the right time ¶

¶ to flash them ki's, then, uh ¶

¶ I'm leaving,
please believing ¶

¶ oh, me and the rest
of my heathens, check it ¶

¶ got it locked at the top
of the four seasons ¶

¶ penthouse, rooftop,
birds I'm feeding ¶

¶ it's getting hot in here ¶

¶ so hot ¶
¶ so take off all your clothes ¶

Jane did let it all
hang out that day, yo.

And in so doing, she ruined
her perfect behavior record.

¶ so hot ¶
¶ so take off... ¶

But she also found herself

A lifelong bestie.

I don't see how this is supposed
to help you lose weight.

I'm not even
breaking a sweat.

Yeah, it gets a little harder
after the whole pregnancy thing.

You know?
All right, carriage cruisers!

Now it's time
to start squatting!

Oh, and a reminder,

If anyone is still
peeping their pants,

You might want
to sit this one out.

Don't want to brag, stopped
peeping my pants yesterday.

Both:
Hey-o!

Instructor:
You look amazing.

What's your secret?

Birth control.

Okay, finally,
tell me about nat.

Nate.
He's so cute.

Anyway, he snapchatted me...

(mateo crying)
oh.

(jane shushing)

Go on.

Anyway, so I texted him back,
just like,

"why are you snapchatting me
in the bathroom

When we're
in the same bar?"
(shushing)

Oh...
Sorry, not you,
not you.

It's okay, sweetie.

I'm sorry.
Wait, was that to me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He usually sleeps

During the session.

I'm sorry, go on,
go, go, go.

Jane, it's fine.
We'll catch up on Friday.

Friday?
Come on, jane!

You're killing me!
I can't keep showing up

Everywhere dressed like this.

Latin lover narrator:
It should be noted

That until this moment,
jane had completely forgotten

About her best friend's
25th birthday party.

Thank you for throwing me
the best baby shower ever.

And I am gonna throw you
a killer 25th birthday party.

That she had promised to plan.

Please, the baby will be little.

My sisters have kids.

I know the drill.

You're gonna kind of
disappear on me.

Stop!

I'm not gonna
disappear on you.

And I'm gonna throw
you a birthday party.

Oh, my god!
Can it be a surprise?

I've never had a surprise party.

Yeah, but you know.

But not when.

So...?

Is it Friday?

Turns out
I hate surprises.

Yep, it's Friday.

(gasps)
oh, god.

What am I wearing?

Is there a theme?

A theme-- we need a theme!

Um, the '60s...
Or a greek thing...

The great gatsby
because of your roaring 20s.

Oh, my god!

I love that movie.

Xiomara:
The great gatsby?

It's all I can think of;
I'm writing a paper

On it at school--
so, can you help me?

Sure, it's been a while
since I read the book.

With the party.

I was kidding.

(mateo cries)
oh.

Oh, not up.

Sure, I'll help.

You throwing it at the hotel?

I think so.
Still have to ask rafael.

Have you talked to him
since the big smooch?

Okay, first off,
it wasn't a big smooch.

It was a regular smooch.

And yes.

We talked.

Kind of.

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You know, it means I'm a
little overwhelmed right now.

And I just had a baby
and I'm not ready.

And I know that's not
what you want to hear,

But I'm sorry,
that's where I'm at.

Think he got all that
from a gritted-teeth emoji?

Unclear.

But like I said,
he's coming over,

And I'm gonna talk to him.

(mateo babbling)

Oh, and I'm going to tell
michael we kissed.

What? Why?

Just to be on
the up and up.

Armstrong:
It's a terrible idea.

And we have no jurisdiction
in switzerland.

So, I'll talk to her
off the record even.

We don't have
the budget to send you.

We'll find the money.

I know the sin rostro case

Better than anyone,
and right now,

We got the element
of surprise working for us.

Oh, hi there.

Cordero, meet detective susanna
barnett, your new partner.

What?
Latin lover narrator: Can't beat
the element of surprise.

I was gonna tell you,

Then you started in
on switzerland.

Pleased to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What if we find a way
to bring heidi von ocher here?

Who's heidi von ocher?

I actually can't remember.

Just give me some time;
if it doesn't work,

You'll hand the lead over
to the swiss authorities.

24 hours.

That's it.

Swiss authorities, wow!

Looks like we're fixing
to go international.

You want to catch me up?

Read the sin rostro file.

Sin rostro already?

Yes!

Okay, this could be painful.

Oh, it's really painful!

Bone pain's the worst
kind of pain.

I know, because-cause
I'm a doctor!

Oh, can you, can you
please just get me an oxy?

Actually, wait,
no, don't get me an oxy.

Like they say in aa,
it's a slippery slope.

Actually, just give me
half of one and then don't

Give me the other half
no matter what I say.

Let me just
google translate that.

Maybe "I got the image"?

Okay, okay, I don't care
about the oxy.

Just don't mutter me!

(latin lover narrator shushes)

So, what do you think?

Definitely don't tell michael
you kissed rafael.

About the invitation, ma!

I'm just saying

Nothing good can come of it.

What?
How did you...?

(doorbell rings)

Oh, okay, that's rafael.

Enough.

Hey, mateo, it's daddy!

Hey...

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Wait!

I guess I misread the emoji.

I just think it's too soon.

You know, right now
everything's about mateo.

And I can't see beyond that.

I'm sorry.

Um...
Um, actually,

Can we, um, can
we go sit outside

For a second?

Yeah, sure.
Okay.

So listen, I know that you are
not ready for a relationship.

And honestly,
I don't want to rush you.

Thank you.
But at the same time,

The way things are, it's just
not really working for me.

And it's okay, if we were
working towards being together,

But if that part is on pause

Indefinitely, which...

I-I get, I-I do...

Rafael, what's going on?

I think that we should
talk about custody.

What's the emoji
for "gut punch"?

Latin lover narrator:
To remind you,

Rafael just dropped
the custody bomb.

I'm sorry, jane, I am.

I-I don't want to do this,
it's just that

Mateo is changing
so much every day.

And I want to be
a part of it.

You are.
I drop in.

But it's your life with him.

It's your routine.

And it doesn't include me.

Look, I get it.

(cell phone ringing)

Uh... I mean, it's
just a surprise.

I mean, the thought
of lawyers...

(cell phone ringing)

Look, w-we don't
have to get lawyers.

We just try to work this out
between us first.

(cell phone chimes)

I'm really sorry.

He says it's important.

No, that's fine, by all means,
just call michael.

(sighs)

Yeah, michael, this
isn't a good time.

Yeah, we'll be there.

Heard congratulations
are in order.

You okay?

Just a little nauseous.

Yeah, probably karma.

Please, don't look so smug.

We both want
the same thing.

You with jane, me with rafael.

We should be working together.

There's nothing
to work on.

They're not right
for each other.

Eventually, she'll realize it.

Oh, is that what's happening?

They're, um...

Realizing it?

Coming.

Hey, are you okay?

I'm fine.

So I might have a new lead
in the sin rostro investigation.

A woman by the name
heidi von ocher.

And who is she?
I have no idea!

No one's telling me!

She is...

Well, she's
a professional singer.

A yodeler, actually.

A yodeler?

Like in the sound of music?

Kind of like
in the sound of music.

Never seen it.

Really?

Okay, weird thing
to feel superior about.

Yeah, really.

Kind of.

Here's the point--
heidi von ocher yodels.

Or "jodels," I guess
it's pronounced.

I was corrected
twice on the phone.

Anyway, there was a big concert,

And she didn't make it
to the final show.

You think sin rostro killed her?
No.

I think she slept with her.

That does seem to be
her weapon of choice.

There was some
whispering on the...

Online jodel community

About an affair.

Is that rose?

Michael:
Pretty sure.

She went by the name denise
back then.

I don't have jurisdiction
in switzerland,

But if you book heidi here,
to yodel...

Latin lover narrator:
Jodel.

...Then I can question her.

This is the first

New lead I've gotten.

Please.

I need her on
the next flight to miami.

Okay.

I'll book her.

I don't care about yodeling,
I care about custody.

No butter.

Do you think you need
to get a lawyer?

No lawyers.

We are going
to figure it out between us.

Rafael's gonna take care of
mateo while I'm in school--

Starting tomorrow, actually.

Yeah?
You okay with that?

I mean, I have to be, right?

(doorbell rings)

They're shooting la
semana de hacer el amor

On passions
this week.

Rogelio has to be
super healthy

Until he can put his clothes
back on camera again.

Hey...

I made you a special
dinner-- low calorie,

Low carb,
gluten-free.

You are the most
accommodating woman, xiomara,

Which is why I hope
you will understand

That I may need to hire luciana
after all.

What? Why?

Sometimes...

Unforeseen obstacles can arise

In an unexpected way

And undo plans

We'd otherwise not like undone.

Dad...

She is blackmailing me.
With what?

Rogelio,
what does she have on you?

When I was a younger man
coming to hollywood,

I joined a certain church...

For actors.

Celebrities
in general.

Tom cruise, specifically.

Scientology?

Not exactly.

It's a church
in which people believe

They are immortal
spiritual beings.

Or say, aliens who are
trapped on planet earth

And must find
their true selves

Through self-exploration.

Or a carefully crafted,
monetized system of levels

On the bridge to total freedom

In hopes of uncovering

Your godlike secret powers.

Look, everyone was doing it.
Oh, dad...

So it's embarrassing.
So what?

That's not the problem.

Luciana has my audits.

What are those?

Auditing is like going to
confession, only you record it.

But the classes
were too expensive,

So we did a lot
of independent study

And we just made
our own version of an e-meter.

Continue.

I was nine years old

The first time I touched my...

If you hire luciana,
she'll give you the tapes back?

That's what she said.

Then do it. Hire her.

I can handle it.

Woman:
Wie bitte?

Ich soll nicht auftreten?

Was soll dass heissen,
ich soll nicht auftreten?

Ich bin nach miami gekommen,
um aufzutreten!

Do either of you
speak english?

Yes.
Little bit.

Does ms. Ocher
recognize this woman?

Erkennst du
diese frau?

We think her name is denise.
Kenne ich sie?

Heidi:
Ob ich sie kenne?

Natuerlich kenne ich sie!
Sie hat mein leben ruiniert

Und mich laecherlich gemacht!
Ich kann mich wegen ihr

In meiner stadt
nie wieder blicken lassen!

Sag ihnen nicht,
dass ich sie kenne!

Ich will nichts mit
ihr zu tun haben.

Ich bin nur hier
um aufzutreten.

No.

Tell her this is
very important.

Es ist sehr wichtig.

Er muss garantieren,
dass wir auftreten.

Ich werde nicht noch
einen auftritt wegen dieser

Teufels-braut verpassen.

First, you guarantee
that we perform.

Heidi says she
will not miss

Another show for
that... She-devil.

Yeah, okay.

Sure, you can perform.

Sie muessen papp-mache berge
zur verfuegung stellen.

And you provide
the papier-mâché mountain.

Latin lover narrator:
Also facing a mountain?

Jane.
(sighs)

See, she only has two hours

To write 2,500 words
on the great gatsby...

Before mateo needs to nurse.

Oh, good!

Looks like it's swimming along.

You know, I've always loved
the great gatsby.

I'll bet jane has
an interesting take.

Let's look.

"after thawing breast milk,

You cannot refreeze it."

Hmm. I don't remember
that part of the book.

Oh. That actually looks like...

A babysitting list?
No,

It's just a list of...

Instructions
for the baby.

Hmm.
Do you know how long
breast milk can stay out?

Four hours.

It's on page three.

Okay. Got it.

Look, I'm sorry, it's just
really hard for me to leave him.

It's hard for me, too.

Every single time.

And onto another
shaky partnership.

Can we just rewind
real quick?

No, no, we're
not rewinding again.

We've covered denise
and heidi's first meeting,

Extensively.

So after... You made love

Overlooking the town square
with the giant glockenspiel,

What happened?

Was ist passiert, nachdem ihr,
den marktplatz mit dem riesigen

Glockenspiel uberblickend,
miteinander geschlafen habt?

Denise hat ihre
mutter angerufen

Und ihr gesagt,
dass sie nach hause kommt,

Und dann ist sie gegangen.

Denise called
her mutter

And said she coming
home and left.

Her mutter?

Yes. Her mother.
Can we rewind

One sec?
Did-did you ever see
denise's mutter?

Hast du jemals denises'
mutter gesehen?

Nein. Ich weiss nur,
dass sie eine riesen zicke ist.

No. All she
know she is--

How do you say?-- Big bitch.

Speaking of big bitches...
Ah, rose...

Ooh! (panting)

Luisa (panting):
Oh, oh, wait.

What country am I in?

Do you speak english?

Uh, you're in miami.
South beach.

Oh.

Oh. Thank you.

Rsvps are a little on
the low side, so I branched out

To lina's second and third tier
and sent them personal

"hope you can be there" e-mails
on my way home from school.

What's that?

Man:
Mountains this way.

Hey, I-I'm having a party here.

What's going on?

I have no idea, okay?
Petra told me

To move them in
for some event...
But I already...

Take it up with petra.

I don't need her
yelling at me.

(sighs)

I'm so sorry.

She's just not feeling
that great right now.

Latin lover narrator:
Oh, rafael...

What were you thinking?

So, mateo's doing well?

Yup, we are great.

Good.

And... The list,
is it helpful at all?

Looking at it right now.

Latin lover narrator: Ooh.
Are you?

Yes.

Are you checking up on me?

No.
Really?

Because it sure feels
like you are.

Jane?

In this moment,
jane wondered if there might be

Another explanation
for the crumpled-up list.

Like... Maybe he made a copy.

Which is why
she hid in the closet.

Rafael:
Jane? Are you there?

(elevator doors closing)

Director:
This is a telenovela, people.

We need some drama.

Turn on the wind machine.

And kiss like
you've been poisoned

And the only antidote

Is each other's saliva.

¶ ¶

I hope you used a mint.

Please don't talk to me--
I'm getting into character,

And it's very difficult
as my character must make love

To a lying, scheming
chupacabra of a woman.

Director:
Ready? And... Sexy.

Sexy!

Action!

Cut!

What is this?

I didn't feel the lovemaking.

Well, I must make love
on the right,

So the camera can capture
my best side.

But my right side
is also my best side.

Rogelio:
I am the ep of this show,
so my right side

Will be featured.

Rogelio?
Hmm?

Everybody knows

You're an ep--
but they don't know

All the things you admitted
to become an ot iii.

I will take the left side,

But only because your
left side is far worse,

And I want what's best
for the show.

(quietly):
I was wrong.

I can't handle this.

Oh, and one more thing--
my dressing room is too small.

I'll need a trailer
for consuelo

And her brothers
and sisters.

Can you take care of that?

As an ep?

Latin lover narrator:
And speaking of trapped.

(ringtone playing)
(gasps softly)

Oh, good, help! Finally.

Hey, michael.

Look, I wasn't sure

Whether I should say something

Or not say something, but...

I think I just have to.

What's going on?

I know you kissed rafael.

Oh.

What was that?

About 40 rolls of toilet paper

And a hundred bottles
of mini shampoo.
What?

Oh, I'm sort of trapped
in a utility closet.

Thank you so much.

Michael: Why were you
in the closet?
You were in the closet?

Briefly, yes.

Look, I...
I saw this crumpled up

Next to your trash can
in your office.
Wait, what?

So I called,
you said you had it,

I knew you didn't,
unless you made a copy.

No.
I knew it!

I knew you lied!
I just didn't want you

To think I couldn't
take care of him.
It should be noted

That for a brief moment

Michael really enjoyed
watching things unravel.

Are you really defending the
fact that you came up here

To confront me and
then hid in a closet?

No. But at least admit
that you crumpled up this paper.

Until he realized...

Don't look so smug.

We both want
the same thing--

You with jane, me with rafael.

We should be working together.

It was probably petra.

True, for the record.

Petra saw you kissing--
she seemed pretty upset.

You look pretty upset,
too, man.

Rafael:
Oh, my god,

She is crazy.
Well, crazy
or not, she's...

Still in love with you.

And she still thinks
she has a chance.

So if there's not a chance,
you need to tell her.

Pretty sure he's not talking
about petra anymore.

I got to go.

(gasps):
Raf!

Oh, my god!
What...

I didn't know if I'd
ever see you again.
Luisa...

Where have you been?

I was kidnapped.

What?
Jane:
Who kidnapped you?

Stop, stop. She
was not kidnapped.

No. Yes, I was.
That's what she said

At christmas when she didn't
show up because she was drunk.

No, raf, I swear to god,
I really was kidnapped

By these really scary german men
that wanted to mutter me,

And I don't know
why they let me go.
Wait, wait, wait. Mutter?

Yeah.
I'm gonna need to talk to you.

Look, I'm sorry.

I saw the list and I got upset.

Do you really think
that I would have

Thrown it away?
You were pretty mad.

I'm not mad.

Jane, I'm frustrated.

I love you.
I want us to be together.

I think that's what's best.
I mean, just think about mateo.

Are you serious?

What?
Think about mateo?

That's the whole problem.

He's all I think about.

(chuckles): I mean, it's like
he's taken over my brain.

I can't even write a stupid
paper on the great gatsby,

Which I read in
the ninth grade.

And I forgot my best
friend's birthday,

Because I'm thinking
about when he needs to eat

And-and how to get him
to sleep longer.

You know, and it's
not just my brain,

It's physical, too--
I'm exhausted.

I mean, my boobs literally hurt
when I'm away from him.

And I know that he
has changed a lot in
the last three weeks.

But you know what?

(crying):
I have, too.

Because now everything revolves
around him.

I mean, that's why I can't
choose who I want to be with.

Because I don't even recognize
myself anymore.

I'm sorry.
No.

No.

No, this started by me
telling you I'm sorry.

And I am.

And emotional and
exhausted, clearly.

And you do have
rights to mateo.

So... (sighs heavily)

I think maybe we
should get a lawyer,

So we can take...
The emotion out of it.

¶ ¶

Also trying to overcome
his emotions...
Luciana.

Luciana, please wait.

I'd like us to start over.

I know we're
very different people.

But maybe we can
focus more on work

And less on our differences.

Wow. The high road.

Didn't see that coming.

That is very big
of you, rogelio,

To admit that you're
wrong and to realize

That my happiness is
best for the show.

If there's anything I can do
to better accommodate you

Here at passions,
just say the word.

I'll call my p.A. To listen.

(electronic chime)
first, I get shot on the right
side every single time.

Second...
Excellent talk.
Need to go.

(rabbits grunting)

(rabbits continue grunting)

High road, highway--

Same thing, right?

Jane:
Oh, no.

Nate, the guy lina likes,
is busy tonight,

Because it's so last-minute.

Head count?
13 people confirmed,

Including my mom and abuela.

That's just embarrassing.

What's embarrassing?

Lina, I screwed up.
With what?

I forgot your birthday,
and I tried to plan

This last-minute party,
and everybody's so busy,

And it's just
not looking great.

Are you just trying to make

The whole surprise
thing work again?

No.

I'm sorry.
I forgot.

And I just didn't want you to
feel like you weren't important.

(mateo crying)
well, it's pretty clear
that I'm not.

Oh, oh, shh, shh...

Oh, shh, shh, shh.

(mateo continues crying)

(exhales)

Going to the club
is the last thing I want to do.

You think lina wanted to go
to carriage cruisers?

She's celebrating
her birthday tonight.

You're going.
I'll watch mateo.

No.

Yeah, of course I'll watch him.

Is your mom busy?

No. But it should be you
that I go to first,

Regardless of lawyers.

I'm sorry.
It's my lawyer.

Again, you don't need a lawyer.

No. She wants a booty call.

Okay. Y... You don't think
it was rose holding you hostage?

No. I mean, at first
I thought it was her,

Because the men, they were...
They were so gentle with me.

They even used
these soft ties.

(exhales):
Then... Once they hit my leg...

No. It was not rose.

She would never hurt me.

Even when we explored bondage,

She was so gentle,

She would just...
She would just

Take me right to the edge and...

That's why
we're thinking

Maybe someone took you...
To send her a message.

Because I mean so much to her?

Yes. It's very romantic.

Luisa...

Did rose ever mention
her mother?

Can we rewind just a sec?
What kind of ties were
you tied up with?

During sex?
No, with

The german florists.
Why is that important?

Silky cords. They were soft.
Okay, gotcha.

Now go back
to rose's mother.
Do you remember the color?

Blue. Like the color of oxy.
No.

You know what? Can I talk
to you for a second?
Which, actually,

I could really use
that right now

For my knee.

(sighs heavily)

What are you doing?
Asking her questions.

About things we're
not looking for.
I'm not looking for anything.

I'm just listening.
And you know what I heard?

Blue silk ties. You know
who used blue silk ties?

A drug lord that ran miami
back in the '80s,

Went by the name mutter--
look it up.

So I'm thinking rose,
or denise,

Wasn't actually talking to heidi
about her mother at all.

She was talking about mutter,
the crime boss.

Luisa: Oh,
I just wanted to say,

Forget about the oxy.

Got it.
So...

Who's heidi?

Like, the next girlfriend
of rose or something?

Just sit down.
We'll be back in, okay?

How do you know all this?
I read up
on miami crime history

Before transferring.

Plus, I have
a photographic memory,

Which you would know if you'd
tried to get to know me at all.

But I get it.

Your last partner, nadine,
double-crossed you,

So it'll take you a second
to warm up to me.

Anyway, you're gonna want
to read up on mutter.

Latin lover narrator:
And speaking of mutters...

Rafael: Hey, I
want to show you

A picture.
Can I come in?
Sure.

What kind of picture?

It's mateo.

My son.

Why are you showing me this?

Because he is who
you're hurting, petra,

Every time you try to
drive me and jane apart.

I wasn't.
And we are
having one.

A baby.
(scoffs)

You think I don't know that?

I'm sick all the time.
So focus on that.

I can't.
Why?

Because I'm scared, okay? I
don't know how to do this or why

I did it. I thought
we would be together,

And if we're not together,
then I just...
Then what?

Then I made a huge mistake.

Yeah. Yeah, you definitely
made a huge mistake.

But the crazy thing?

I mean, it worked.

After all those
miscarriages

And the doctors telling you
you can't have kids,

And then this stuck?

Petra, it's kind of
a miracle, right?

When did you get so cheesy?
What I mean is,

This is a good thing,
with or without me.

Without, specifically.

(wry laugh)

Look, you are
smart and...

Tenacious.

And you deserve

Someone that'll
really make you happy.

Thank you.

Again, not me.
Okay, enough already.

It was a gentle dressing down.

Which brings us here, now,

To dressing up.

Or trying to.

(knocking)

Hey.
Hi.

Um... Your mom
let me in.

I got your text about
wanting to talk.

Yeah. I-I do want to.

Yeah, I was nearby, so...

Okay, I can't watch
you do that.

(chuckles): Let me...
Okay, thank you.

It's a little snug.
Well, I just had a baby.

I know. Do you have
something else?

No, you're
gonna get this on.
Got it.

Okay.
On it.

(faint grunt, pant)

¶ ¶

(softly): I know I shouldn't
be upset about the kiss.

You can kiss
whoever you want.

I just didn't know whether
to tell you or not,

Since it didn't
change anything.

It didn't?

No.

But I should have told you.

You've been so honest with me.

And that's when it hit him.

Not about everything.

What?

This...

(sighs)
I'd be fired.

It's about nadine.

Your old partner?

Uh, what, that you
were sleeping with her?

Because that was
pretty obvious.

But it's okay,
'cause it's none of my business.

Not that.

(sighs)
it's that I let her go.

When I found out
she was working for sin rostro,

I told her to run,
and gave her a head start.

What?
She said
her nephew

Was threatened,
and I believed her.
And now?

Do you?
I-I don't know.

Michael.

Michael:
Is that thing on?

Uh...

Oh...

Scott,
I don't care.

They need an intro;
you have to do it.

Uh-oh.
When did rafael get here?

Whew! At least
the monitor's off.

I have to go.

I'm just making sure
everyone's okay

After the whole closet thing.

But I'm going to work.
Bye, jane.

Bye, michael.

So...

Thanks for taking mateo.

Of course.
No problem.

And I wanted to say,
let's not go to lawyers yet.

Let's just try
to figure this out.

I'm not ready to...

Take the emotion out.

Rafael: And I totally get
what you were saying today...

Raf.

Can we talk about this later,
actually?

I have to get moving.

Excuse me.
Latin lover narrator:
Which brings us here now

To lina's big birthday bash!

Sorry I'm screaming!
It's just so loud in here!

Excuse me. Oh! Sorry.

That was my breast pump.
Sorry. Excuse me.

Lina?

Can we just talk?
No. I'm dancing.

Um...

Hey, work, work. Yes.

What are you doing?
I'm sorry.

I really am. Lina!

What you did
really sucked!
I know.

And I know I said that nothing
would change, but it did.

Everything changed.
And I get it.

You're a mom.
Yeah, but I
don't want to be

That mom that forgets
about her friends,

And all she does is
talk about baby poop.

Right, and I felt like
that was happening.

And I didn't want to let you
down or lose you, so I panicked.

And I'm sorry.

Thanks, and thank you
for coming.

And you can go now.
What?!

Come on, you don't have to stay
just because you feel bad.

Oh, don't get it twisted.

I came because I felt bad.

But I'm staying because
it's your 25th birthday.

And I'm ready to party!

Really?
Yes!

With your portable
boob sucker?

Oh.

Oh. Oh, I'm pumping
and dumping tonight.

Okay.

(whoops) okay. Mm, mm.

Oh, is it just me, or is it
getting hot in here?
No.

Yes. Yes!
Yes!

Oh, can I?

¶ oh! With a little bit
of uh, uh ¶

¶ and a little bit of uh, uh,
I was like ¶

¶ good gracious,
ass is bodacious ¶

Oh!
¶ flirtatious,
trying to show faces ¶

¶ I'm looking for the right time
to shoot my steez, you know ¶

¶ looking for the right time
to flash them ki's ¶

Oh, girl!
¶ I'm leaving ¶

¶ please believing, oh, me
and the rest of my heathens ¶
what? What?

¶ check it, got it locked at
the top of the four seasons ¶

¶ penthouse, rooftop,
birds I feeding ¶
what?

¶ uh, it's getting
hot in here ¶
oh.

¶ so take off
all your clothes ¶

¶ I am getting so hot,
I wanna take my clothes off... ¶

Oh, but...
¶ it's getting hot in here,
so hot ¶

¶ so take off
all your clothes ¶

¶ I am getting so hot ¶

¶ I wanna take
my clothes off... ¶

Whoa!

Whoa! I just peed a little.

You know what
we should do?
Get off
this gross floor?

No. We should take

A bathroom floor selfie to
commemorate your birthday.

And your first pump-and-dump.

Oh.

Oh, my god! I haven't
checked my phone.

Why? Is everything okay?

Everything's great.

For the first time
since he was born,

I haven't been
thinking about mateo.

Oh, my god, neither have I.

(laughs)
¶ ¶

Ooh, this song!

Mm! Go. I'll catch up.
No.

I can wait till
you're done milking.

No, it'll take ten more minutes,
and cleanup.

Go, find nate and dance.

Okay.
Okay.

I love you, lady.

I love you, too.

Both:
Oh!

Go!
Okay, okay, okay.

(sniffles, sighs)

Latin lover narrator:
And there, on the floor,

Suddenly jane wanted
to do something

Completely and utterly... Her.

She wanted to write her paper.

And so she did... On her cell.

Jane would realize
in the morning

That it was all
drunken gibberish.

But for the moment,
she felt like herself again.

What's this?

Fan art.

I don't think
they captured my gravitas.

(knocking)

Did you sign
the non-disclosure agreement?

If I say a word,
I pay restitution.

Now give me my
bunnies, you monster.

Ah, xiomara,

Enjoy watching
disc 142, part c.

It's quite a revelation.

What's on disc 142, part c?

Just a long-held, very
deep secret of mine.

Oh.

Look, you don't have to share
if you don't want to.

Thank you. I
appreciate that.

Latin lover narrator:
Okay, that's not the answer

She was expecting.

Hey, raf, uh, I am here
to pick up mateo.

Rafael:
I'm walking
into your house right now.

Didn't you get my text?

(musical jackpot sounds)

Oh, no. I must have missed it.

Okay, um, ubering, and
I will be there in 15 minutes.

Latin lover narrator:
And that's when...

Hey. What are you doing here?

I'm, uh, dealing with heidi.

How was the club?

I did "hot in herre."

You didn't.
I did.

Talent-show style?
(laughing)

¶ ¶

Latin lover narrator:
Whoa.

Whoa.

Latin lover narrator:
It should be noted that when
jane arrived home, well...

She was walking on air.

Briefly.

It's complicated.

(phone whooshes)

You gonna do-si-do
on out of here?

Yup. Sure. (laughs)

Look, um, you were right.

I'm a little screwed up by what
happened with my old partner,

So, if I put that onto you...

What did happen?

She was working
for sin rostro.

Yeah, I know. I just mean...
Devil's in the details.

Another time.

Susanna:
You were right.

Cordero's definitely
hiding something.

Find out what it is.
That's why I'm here.

Scott:
So glad you're here.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...

Heidi von ocher!

(applause)

Heidi von ocher!

Oh, nein! Nein! Ich komme
zu spaet zu meinem auftritt!

Oh, nein! Nein!

(sighs)

Latin lover narrator: Hmm.
That web site looks familiar.

Oh, I know where I've seen it!

They'd been communicating
with rose.

And now rose was communicating
with luisa!

Luisa was torn.

On the one hand, rose locked
her in a mental institution,

Killed her father
and kidnapped her nephew.

On the other hand...

(fireworks popping)

Yup. It's hard to let go.

But petra, at least,
had made some progress.

For the first time, she started
to imagine life without rafael.

And I'm not gonna lie.

She felt pretty darn good.

Hello, petra.
(gasps)

Latin lover narrator:
Well, that lasted
about 17 seconds.

Milos. You could
start calling first.

I like element of surprise.

Listen, I need to marry you...
For tax purposes.

You knew when I give
you hotel shares,

There would be strings attached.

You know what?

You can have
the hotel shares back.

Okay, I thought we could
do things soft american way.

But I know all your
secrets, natalia.

Things that could
send you to jail...

With your mommy.

In any case,
we are not there.

Let me do this right.

Petra,

You will marry me.

Jane:
Oh, it was beyond romantic.

It was the best kiss
of my life, ma.

And suddenly,
it was so clear.

It's michael.

(sighs)

Oh, no! Oh!

(sighs)

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