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dead the last year who's collected over

20 bounties all dead he doesn't give a

damn about nothing and nobody he's gonna

kill this guy Panhandle people miss the

man in black take a whole hell of a lot

more than you to clear me out but I'm

gonna leave a crater 6 miles long and

three miles deep

I'm an excellent driver it's not the

fennel that she's playing I'm gonna stop

this guy

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works for me

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leave town business happen

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imagination

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you miss me

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look to a man named David Blackfoot

calls himself the chief I was wondering

what twenty boys is gonna be neighborly

enough to point me in the right

direction where am i finding

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just what is this I thought we learned

what a warrant was a first semester at

the academy seems you didn't do too well

on your annual qualification sauna I got

a 98 in the target shoot but you didn't

exactly get a perfect score on your

defensive driving course I hit one cone

what's that well translate it into the

real world maybe it's one parked car

maybe it's one fire hydrant maybe it's

one innocent bystander and maybe you

ought to let McCall do the driving from

now on I'm an excellent driver

and besides when you're out in the field

your adrenaline gives you an extra edge

can we talk about this why am I gonna

pick up the chief because he's the

suspect in an armed robbery now that's

not a logic that should escape a

homicide detective look we know he's

waiting for his partner we also know he

doesn't have the money now McCall's got

him staked out so why don't we just wait

because we've been sitting on this guy

for a week now I want him brought in now

before all we got left is the dust that

he kicks up when he splits town I'll

radio McCall no you won't you'll go down

there now that's crazy

no it's crazy having you two for

partners now your butts on the line if

you don't round me up a steer on this

one and don't slam the door

well I wouldn't think of the captain but

sometimes it's just a reflex action

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sorry I don't smoke let's check it I'll

call a trained detective

cheap is still sitting huh hasn't left

no one's come in what are you doing here

anyway I got this covered

what look I've already gone over this

with the captain if we don't bring him

in he's gonna have to go do it

great all right I'll take the front

oh yeah yeah listen if I go in there

dressed like this no one's gonna think

twice with you they'll know it's aroused

yeah well don't make any friends

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all right put the rifle down whoa Hoss

you got it come on get him up come on

down here anything you say officer

please I hope you're an officer or I

just went stepped in I think he wasn't

stepped in anyway partner father corner

now just what was that little bit of

business huh would you look at my breast

pocket inside you'll find something to

explain all this all right

go on look look why don't we just uh

I'll tie this little beaut and go have

ourselves a brew what'd you say keep

them up there as you can see that's a

wanted poster it's a $10,000 reward on

the head of that Indian for a murder

back in Jersey it doesn't excuse you

throwing that rifle around like Buffalo

Bill Cody now does it what are you crazy

guy had a bead on you I saved your life

I helped you out oh come off of it you

had to hear both shotgun blasts he

jumped out of the damn window we didn't

have enough time to reload both barrels

were empty well guess I just don't have

the ears and instincts that you do Hoss

do I well I guess you don't now you

don't have anybody to turn for this

reward

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you see it's white reads dead or alive

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by this guy's story dropping dead in

their tracks when I was scalping my

stomach's doing with one Silver's which

tells me this guy doesn't smell right

from the ground up want me to take a run

at him what are you gonna do wave your

magic wand at this guy and expect him

just to spew out the Almighty truth

something like that now you want me to

find out what his story is or what help

yourself

I don't believe this I mean like I

didn't do nothing but like go answer the

call in nature and you guys is coming

through the door like The Incredible

Dyna something solve asunder chief is

flying through the window like he's got

some sort of magic flying power like

it's got wings on his back or something

all I'm doing is making an outside of

field all right huh never been away from

home huh you know it is your way from

home huh I can tell yeah I can tell I

got I got notice for that you know

anybody in this area

well you're real talkative type engine

listen um if you don't mind me asking

you got some sort of bomb a personal

reason for wanting to kill a lot of

cheese

nothing personal at all sweet pea just

10 G's 10 G's well you can yield you ten

genes you know a lot of people a lot of

things me I'm just upholding the law I

mean I go around cleaning up what the

cops can't finish my business and I'm on

my way

Paula fuga new gardening business to

finish with the chief I think your

business is just about finishes it's

gonna be you know what I mean well miss

the man in black you're gonna be around

not unless you know somebody by the name

of Panhandle Pete Campbell Pete I know

he's your body kind of guy or what not

with you I don't I think you're his type

of course you're not my type either

would you wake me when we land

Hunter I think I did a pretty good job

considering the guy doesn't like women

doesn't like women just because you

couldn't kick-starting me doesn't like

women yeah give me everything you got oh

you think this is some sort of Defense

on my part ha is that what you think

yeah yeah go ahead well it's not look it

just so happens I can tell when a guy is

interested and when he just doesn't have

the right engine thanks got it

so guys gay now huh no he's not hey he's

just there's a piece missing that's all

sure look you let me worry about how to

handle men and you worry about your

driving okay am i driving is it all over

the precinct yeah anybody could knock

over a couple of cones hey it was not a

couple of cones it was one cone and it

was on a practice test course not out in

the major highway forgiveth God all

right what do you got on there doc

holliday well apparently the guy's

notorious in a couple of states he's

considered persona non grata in Texas an

Idaho Police Department's never did like

bounty hunters or scavengers yeah listen

to this and the last year he's collected

over 20 bounties all dead shot in

self-defense and he's sticking around to

waste another dude by the name of

Panhandle Pete you think it's his MO

yeah this is sergeant McCall look I want

you to run down some information on a

guy named Panhandle Pete he's a fugitive

he's probably a bail jumper that's all I

have check the Southwest Texas Panhandle

is all I got well Jimmy Joel I guess

you're getting ready to ride off into

the sunset why don't you let me take you

down to the airport my way of saying

thanks you know that's real neighborly

of you but I wasn't aiming on leaving

just yet I hope you're not aiming for

Panhandle Pete that little twist on me

in didn't she know I ran your record

partner believe me I know you're gaming

it's not gonna fly her so why don't you

just saddle up and move on you got a

piece of legal paper on me because if

you do I'd love to see it you understand

well I was kind of afraid you weren't

gonna be able to read anything that

didn't have Dead or Alive printed on it

you're very funny man yeah make me laugh

if you know what Dad man ain't funny

do you really think it's going for it

even though he knows we know yeah

somehow I think that makes it better for

him although it's gonna be pretty hard

for him with two cops hitch to his rear

bumper yeah well with the chief did we

don't have any leads to the second man

in the robbery the case is completely

closed so let's go for it

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well ain't we up with the Roosters Jimmy

Joe you got the grip of a bull terrier

house and you're cuter than a speckled

pup underneath the covered way so why

don't we just drop the down-home by

gemenese and let me help you carry your

bags to the city limits you know I do

believe what you're doing is called

harassment and I do believe what you're

planning on doing is commit first-degree

murder you know if I was after somebody

to take a whole hell of a lot more than

you to clear me out you understand well

not only am I gonna clear you out I'm

gonna leave a crater six miles long and

three miles deep back where I come from

the call that and thread works for me

y'all don't bother to come on back now

here

come on he's leaving

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come on let me in I'm driving no you're

not

okay I'm not McCall

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step on it mom mom

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getting away

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I guess you hit a con

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what are you trying to say that it was

my fault huh

it was that polish scrap metal you drive

around then not the fiddle of who's

holding the bow Confucius 101 why don't

you just come right out and say it you

think it's my fault he got away just

said I think it's your fault he got away

no it wasn't it was that trash heap you

call a car I wouldn't give you 10 bucks

for that clunker if I owed it to you you

do owe me ten dollars no I don't I

sprung for the pizza remember hey feel

like testing your luck on this lock no

not really

I'd rather find something to slam the

lid on this guy that won't get tossed

out of court what do you say we try

something novel like a legal way into

this room by regulations offices I know

nothing from any fire regulations we are

lucky the toilets flush

this should have been caught a long time

ago between the Health Department and

the Better Business Bureau this place

sees more action than Beirut well the

point is number three on the district

superintendents fire safety code is

access to at least one fire extinguisher

for every 12 occupants now this is a

definite infraction as far as I'm

concerned thickest shut the dump down

get me some time off I suggest you see

the manager well that'd be a real pain

in the tush for all of us but there you

go won't you come on downtown you can

give us your statement downtown are you

kidding

well maybe maybe they're next to

staircase or maybe a couple of them

could be in the rooms why do we have a

random check like this room for instance

maid service I'll check in the closet

yeah

oh brother

okay Peter you know for a guy who's not

interested in women he circled four

places here all meat markets and hooker

hangouts I'll hit the street and see

what I can turn

yeah I'll try to find out something on

Panhandle Pete and see if I get myself a

new car a new car right

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sorry it takes uh I don't know any

Panhandle Pete and I don't deal in long

redheads in my me doesn't suit the

normal taste of my clientele big hey

nobody messes wrapped I'm Bill Brown hit

the trail Tex

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I was kidding man hey ain't you got no

sense of humor huh I got a great sense

of humor

matter of fact most of the people I mean

they die laughing understand hey hey

wait hey I do what have any redheads man

but I'm sure I know somebody who does

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at the station

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all day long

just God

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so you know this Jimmy Joe Walker

personal yeah sure yeah can you hold on

just a second

Hunter yeah hold on just second would

you Sheriff no it's McCall

no no hold on just a second sheriff yeah

listen thanks for holding I appreciate

the information helped a great deal yeah

thanks a lot football look

I'll call you nuts

yes I am what's going on this guy leaves

awake like a runaway torpedo I've been

in three different places they all look

like they've been hit by a hurricane the

problem is nobody wants to admit the

Hurricanes Jimmy Gerald was this guy

after anything in particular is is just

a hobby with this guy he is in the

market for a long-legged redhead there's

one in particular but he doesn't have a

name it doesn't make sense for a guy

who's not into chips until you give it a

rest so I was wrong knows this guy

pretty good and you were right on the

money about this guy chicks isn't in his

vocabulary this guy's running on

straight evening well then what the heck

is he doing running around town kicking

over joints looking for a redhead well

when you find him you'll ask him won't

you all right I'm gonna head on over to

the body shop on Alameda that was gonna

be his next stop you sure you don't want

to file a complaint it look like I want

to file a complaint why is this a joke

nobody saw who did this well come on are

you kidding me you think this is the

last place this guy's gonna stop as long

as it's not one of his future ones the

guy who did he do this any idea where he

was going

ginger he wanted to find ginger and he

was gonna look for a pimp I take it by

her name she's a redhead

he was looking for a redhead who are

tricks for a guy called Panhandle Pete I

remembered her saying his name where can

we find him she works out of the tickled

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no I don't know who is worried I'm

trying to call the police what room go

for upstairs what is it this time

how about a salt battery and attempted

murder you pile up pig slop you know how

do you holster a little too soon Hoss

me alright ginger is anything broken

what is this gratitude for you what huh

I mean back where I come from usually

get a big Yahoo for coming to rescue a

little thing like that I mean someone's

got a butt kicked in

well that doesn't wash here pal so put

it back in your Saturday look I'm being

a good Samaritan honey nobody in this

room I'm going to tell you different am

i right ginger he's tried to help me get

him nothing see I didn't do nothing I

told you it wasn't him it was a bad

trick I don't know what's neighbor never

saw him before

just ran out I hope I never see him

again

look uh you two better take care of

little lady uh I get going I'll play

Good Samaritan to Panhandle Pete hey

honey let's I'll come back and check up

on you before I leave la make sure you

come along okay

yeah desk police emergency I need a

paramedic up here right now

Junior you told him something didn't ya

you told him where to find Panhandle

Pete okay you had to tell him but you

didn't tell him didn't you

Oh scared hunter what are you gonna do

I'm gonna stop this guy what do you mean

how I don't know I'll think of something

but he's ahead of a son laps and I just

got to flag him off the track

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you know I'd say you need driving

lessons Hoss you know everybody's been

telling me that lately you looking at

anything in particular but I noticed you

got a back seat would you expect to find

you know I've got a couple of friends

that were bounty hunters one see what

they told me if you took out the back

seat altogether you had more room to

anchor the shackles down to the floor

you know to help keep the prisoners that

you picked up from giving you trouble

when you're taking them in but then

again I guess the people you pick up

don't give you much trouble at all do

they what do you want I want you to get

out of the car

what'd you have in mind

Rick you know you've been leaving a

trail from bar to bar all over the city

Jimmy Joe is that what people saying

about me yep you're a real fine

upstanding patron you are you come in

you order your drinks then you move on

I'll see nothing wrong what's that no I

neither do i as long as you're able to

walk that one single white line right

there

what are you kidding what line oh now

see that's bad that's real bad we're

gonna have to give you a motor response

test why don't you shut your eyes and

extend your arms and see if you can

touch your nose you know I'm gonna

feeling like you're trying to square

dance with me I'm a little concerned

where is it leading downtown so you can

submit to a blood alcohol test but don't

worry

before you know it you'll be free and

out of town before rush-hour traffic

now you must single-handedly put a

damper on the tourist reign of this

entire city we got laws in this burg I'm

just trying to keep the streets safe for

everybody who knows the life you save

may be your own if my life I'm worried

about sergeant McCall I'm worried about

you too ginger I'm also worried about

who this guy Walker is after if you

don't help me to nail Jimmy Joe there's

a real good chance it's gonna come back

to you or to the other people he's

terrorized the only way to stop this is

for you to help me put him away I can't

look you and I both know what'll happen

you'll arrest him he'll go before a

judge and and either he'll get off on

bail or he'll be set free on his own

recognizance and then what I've got no

place to run to or hide look ginger I

don't know what to say to you except

this guy is gonna kill somebody you know

you and hunt you know he wouldn't try

anything look I don't know what it is

that spins this guy's windmill but he is

going for it he doesn't give a damn

about nothing and nobody he is gonna

kill this guy Panhandle pita when he's

done he's gonna kill somebody else and

then if he feels like it he's gonna kill

somebody else ginger I don't mean to

stand here and to yell at you after

everything you've been through but you

were my only chance at stopping him now

look ginger I promise I'll do everything

I'll do more than everything to protect

you I will personally babysit you day

and night until he's convicted and sent

away I'll move you in with me ginger you

have to tell me what you told him

you just have to Panhandle Pete was

friends with the chief yeah ginger says

once or twice when she was working in

the bar that Pete came in with a

seven-foot Indian she said Jimmy Joe

seemed to know they were friends well if

they both came into Los Angeles together

that means you're probably both from New

Jersey that's with a wanted poster on

the chief was from ginger says that he

was staying at the Marquis Plaza

bungalow 12 on Sunset since last Sunday

so I'll go over there and check it out

Marquis Plaza that's a pretty Swank

place for a guy with the name of

Panhandle beat yeah well I'll point that

out to him when I see him hey listen uh

what about our Alabama baby any chance

of running into him nah he's off the

game board I got him out of commission

at least for a while

drunk driving you know if you think

you're gonna get away with this thing

your elevators not going all the way up

look captain I was just trying to shut

the guy down legitimately legitimately

you call us beefed up nonsense

legitimate you no wonder there are

actually times when I honestly forget

why it is I don't like you and then boom

just as soon as that happens you come

along and ranan right up my nose we

can't go around fabricating charges like

this it wasn't a fabrication captain the

guy had at least three drinks which puts

them over the legal blood-alcohol limit

look all I wanted to do with this guy's

get him off the bricks long enough to

figure out what his game was and we did

what's this it's an outstanding a

warrant from the state of New Jersey on

a Peter Montaigne he's a longtime

associate of David blackfoots the chief

you mean this is what he's been hanging

around for $1,000 reward poster come on

look at captain he knows McCall and I

are on him he's not hanging around town

for a measly thousand bucks he's got

something else bigger in mind something

like a hundred and thirteen thousand

dollars the amount of money in the bank

holdup montains moniker is Panhandle

Pete and how he got that was by playing

lookout on armed robberies by

positioning himself outside the places

they were gonna hit out of the

eyewitness testimonies to mention a

blind guy panhandling out in front of

the bank the day it was hit now

and Pete was the second guy in that bank

robbery captain Jimmy Joe figures he

probably still has the money he was

gonna bag him make him turn the money

over to him and probably waste him

now McCall has a line on Panhandle Pete

what I want to do with walkers keep him

locked up until I can get Pete into

custody it's not possible why not

Walker was released just before I called

you in here

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Oh God

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all right

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scumball took my gun yeah and as soon as

he catches up with panhandle P he's

gonna take the 110 grand - and since he

took the time to pound on a cop

chances are he's gonna fill that baby

blue drop-top up and pointed toward

Mexico I think he chipped a tooth - oh

that's character I really think you

should come down and get x-rayed who

knows what's going on inside I'm fine

I'm fine really

thank you anyway you did a terrific job

don't worry I wanted to change any flats

how come on Ben Casey they always used

to say just a concussion well maybe you

better go to the hospital after all will

you lay off all right I'm not going any

Hospital you guys can get rid of the

gurney okay I'm fine really

feel free to spill all over the floor

all right I didn't mean to wait a minute

I am NOT in any condition to have to

apologize to you

news flash it looks like our boy

panhandled Pete envisions himself behind

the wheel of a brand new Chrysler you

sure that's not too heavy for you a

little bit of humor there hunter chief

and Pete pulled off the robbery and Pete

made off with the money right so so the

Chiefs sitting in a furnished armpit and

pizza the Marquis Plaza in his suite he

may be starting to spend his share money

prestes motors you think

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is this lady bait or what the double

flush max like I promised if I could

afford a car like this I'd be divorced

in an instant hang tough my man maybe

you will someday

I wish let me get this out of your way

and you're off Rocco don't miss those

white walls

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look God Mama's I'm coming at you

that's right you a cop

you ain't that lucky Hoss now we're

gonna go for a little walk and you're

gonna act like you're loving it you

understand or you're gonna make a mess

all of your shiny car

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little bother to help me okay well here

oh I'm touched really what are you gonna

use where did you get that it's a

graduation gift for my dad I got was a

brand-new set of encyclopedias

go get it you drive where where we going

what have you got the hundred thousand

stashed you put the pedal to the metal

out dude you're right here you

understand drive excuse me

I called a few minutes to go Alice told

the Pete Montaigne was gonna pick up his

new car sometime today

actually it was picking it up just two

minutes ago

where'd he go mr. Montagne hold up Jimmy

Joe please visit

Thanks

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shake up

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spread them right now

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you dare actually dare to put in a

request for another vehicle after

arranging it with that car company so

that we have to reimburse them for

damages done - to count them - luxury

sedans you've got some sense of humor

hunter and he complimented us on the

apprehension of Panhandle Pete in

connection with the bank robbery and

locating a missing $100,000 and get this

he was hoping he would feel better and

that your ribs would soon men you are a

terrible liar no I'm not

I'm a great liar if he was in such a

great mood and so beholden to us then

why didn't you hit him up for a car you

see McCall I wouldn't do that there's

simply no reason to ask for another car

we don't need another car there's

nothing wrong with this car there was

nothing wrong with the other car nothing

that couldn't be fixed by a little

tune-up or a crusher

you see McCall it's not the fiddle which

is playing it

you think

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