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we're a nice friendly group of people we

don't need for an outsider come in here

telling us how to run this counter

they're not gonna run us out of town

like the last reel of some bad Western

where this really fries my eggs now he

made me sure he was crazy you touched me

one more time and beers not gonna be the

only stain on your shirt pretty neat eh

ooh he is armed vehicle to consider

dangerous

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works for me

that's really Christ my eggs listening

us all this way to pick up a two-bit

pickpocket is stupid enough to get

caught while lifting the mirrors piece

of cake

toss this geek in the backseat and have

him in Los Angeles by tomorrow now you

can take this trip easy or you can take

it hard all you gotta do is keep your

mouth shut

sit on your hands and we'll have a nice

ride back to Los Angeles where you'll be

arraigned ok mr. Wallace teen whatever

you say sir are you Wally Wallace did of

course he is

I told you you shouldn't try anything

mr. animal 47 bottles of beer on the

wall

47 bottles of beer if one of those

bottles should happen to follow there be

46 bottles of beer on the wall

46 bottles of beer on the wall all 46

bottles of beer if one of those bottles

should jump down and fall maybe 45 Auto

to beer on the wall hey that's the point

sorry I think was right around the 66

bottle Wally right around that 66 bottle

it started to drag a little bit you guys

are out to play geography

unfortunately we don't Wally how about

20 questions okay I'll start what are

two cops in this prison who do when

they're stranded in the middle of some

backcountry Road without food or water

don't tell me

maybe a better way in the car I don't

want to wait in the car

I only get aggravated oh I hope this is

funny for somebody

well it's broke

you're right I'm glad I waited in the

car get out now it's bad enough that

Kane sends us off into the boonies to

pick up Wally but he pecks us off and

one of his fit mobile specials and we

have had nothing but dust and cactus for

two days

a prisoner who counts license plates and

sings this old man and I want to cry on

her I just want to cry yeah I know me

too

look what I've gone and done I'm sorry I

mean this is all my fault

how was it your fault Wally well if I'd

gone and got myself arrested someplace

someplace less out of the way we

wouldn't be in this fix

and that way sergeant McCall wouldn't

have to be so upset and you've been

really nice to me I mean not make any

where the the handcuffs were winter that

hamburger heaven back there well I

didn't think you were gonna Club us to

death and when he ordered your heavenly

breakfast over easy I I knew we were

saved

well now what do we do we walk 18

bottles of beer if one of those bottles

should happen to fall there be seventeen

bottles of beer on the wall seventeen

bottles of beer on the wall seventeen

bottles of beer Oh

why are we ever glad to see you I just

bit you on both hands up and away from

that side our mesh guess I'm gonna have

to separate your eyes with a bolt hole

well I can explain the gun officer you

can we're police officers

I have ID

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how do I campaign yes sir

once is returner badge number 89 the

other one d-damn a callback number 350 a

oh this guy's a million laughs yeah but

Kane's getting a real rip out of it too

look when you talk to him you don't want

to talk to him well I don't want to talk

to him either look I'm tired of being

stuck in the middle you two

I am sick of being sent out on these

chicken salad runs just cuz you got the

wrong family tree I'll tell him myself

if I told him did when they didn't want

to talk to either one it

I'm real sorry if I got you folks in any

kind of trouble

really truly I am no I got the distinct

feeling your captain Kane is now too

crazy about you too just a little

jealous me as awful

well since y'all check out I see no

reason why you couldn't shove off as

soon as Deacon got the car fixed if you

can call that thing of yours a car you

did say that he'd get that new radiator

in from Gainesville tomorrow morning so

you might as well put up over at the

Eastland hotel for the night that's

right across the way right over would it

be right now if y'all get hungry you

might as well stop over at the diner

that's right down the block from the

hotel I usually stop over there around

10-ish for some pie can't sleep be a bad

thing

excuse me sergeant what's gonna happen

to me well you're just gonna have to

stick it out here with a sheriff cutter

tonight Wally and no rabble-rousing or

breaking up the furniture okay well I'll

see if I can't manage to hang on to a

dangerous felon like yourself or these

two big city police officers see in the

morning sorry Mac all right early maybe

you see you later in the morning then

sheriff this old man he played one

you hungry we've some savings along

these new general stores like half this

town is owned by easily

mr. hops yes back to it he over that

rock glory day job more than anyone gets

married he's right there with a gift and

job man music surprise the town isn't

called Easter this recently he said it

was Coronado Springs when he got here

and that's what it was gonna be when he

passed away there's a man with class

you'd be hard put to find someone who

saved my life

well I guess we'll have the userland

special then I paid for it now can I get

some food run over to somebody at the GL

right around Arizona you got a friend

some kind of trouble with the rock Oh

what police officers we have a prisoner

there overnight

Oh Manny Manny tonight you have to run

some food over to jail it takes prison

children sure excuse me

so what about you for your friend at

bootcamp what do you got in the with a

chili dog

oh shut up for pete's sake the guys

already in jail no chili dogs chili

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you got three seconds to get out that

door imma blow ya

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what do you mean Wally escaped just like

I said somehow he managed to get out of

his cell actually took along one of my

rifles and left this that's a souvenir

in the alley right next to the girl

isn't that Lanie the girl from the diner

near beat to death doc doesn't even

think she'll come to again I knew it I

knew something was wrong when she didn't

call me after work last night Sheriff I

just knew it you just take it easy why

didn't I try calling her myself I told

her I said Lanie you got to give up the

night shift I'm gonna married soon and

mystery saline don't give me that raise

I'm gonna get whoever did this you gonna

slow down that partner and you gonna let

me handle this you go after that

hospital don't you go crazy or do

nothing cuz I'm gonna find the boy

you're done this you got that this

doesn't make any sense someone gets beat

half to death missing it it doesn't make

any sense

sheriff I can assure you Wally wouldn't

hurt a fly all I know is I've got a

prisoner gone a rifle and ammo missing

and a beat-up girl now maybe you could

fill in the blanks Sheriff if you want

to do escape yet plenty of opportunity

to do so maybe sitting in that cell gave

him a taste of what he thought was

coming I don't know maybe he figured

like everyone else it's easier to pull

it over in a dumb hick cop who closes up

shop around here after 11:00 he's about

to learn different Oh Wally's rap sheet

was he ever picked up with a weapon

never are you head on up north and then

circle back along pointless crib Jesse

Nolan south alone the junction I'll

cover south band now stay in radio

contact and y'all remember there's ploy

already hurt one person he is armed and

he is to be considered dangerous

I move out you take care of things

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come put together a posse they'll find

them in Lynch oh yeah well our car

should be ready

I say we saddle up and hit him on that

but amidst a wallet before we do your

eyes the better or deputies cars

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we'll bring him in dead or alive

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I said get out of there come turn around

put your hands on the wall aah

I didn't do nothing yeah I know what you

done you skunk you know what I ought to

do right here and now nothing you're not

gonna do nothing

police officers now just like that cool

out and put your guns down wheeze

deputize to bring him in we appreciate

your concern in this matter but we'll

take over now

just come on Wally I didn't do nothing

honest

I didn't do nothing we're gonna raid

here cutter you do that and you tell him

we'll meet him back at his jailhouse

didi Chow while are you gonna talk to us

are you gonna tell us what's going on

here

we don't want to believe you hurt that

girl Wally hurt that girl landing the

waitress the one that brought you your

food while you were in jail how bad was

she just bad while I just feel bad

where's your cat bowling cap where is it

guess I musta lost it what are you

afraid of Wally I mean what's going on

here

I can't believe you're public enemy

number one at Coronado Springs you have

to take me back to that jail I'm afraid

I do if you don't talk to us we can't

help you Wally

now this takes precedence over the

pickpocket beef in LA and you're gonna

have to stay here with sheriff cutter

bones

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one of those bottles

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Feeny are you alright huh

oh you all right he's dead

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is that too tight yeah it's a little too

snug okay

that's fine right there Thanks just try

not to move your arms too much Thanks

you holding up okay hunter in about a

week have your doctor back home give

that a look

thanks doc how's the girl yeah things

are starting to turn shalini just might

pull through well that's great is she

away well she's still receiving sedative

so she's in and out but quite congested

and that's fine that's great I'd like to

talk to her I just did so you need not

bother Sheriff I lost a prisoner here

today My partner and I damn near got

killed

now since Wally Wallerstein was in that

car and a victim somebody else is to

blame now maybe that somebody else is

the one who attacked laynee Wallace

Wallerstein was one of the tack Lanie

did she say that all the evidence points

right to it and you need not go snooping

around here anymore because I got the

boy to kill him with Sam Collier a new

partner

no you can't really believe I did too

Sheriff you can you kind of made it

sound like you had a full confession

sheriff look we all know how you felt

about Lainie Tim Nona pescadores said he

radioed in and let you know these two

officers was bringing a suspect in I

gave you plenty of time to get up on the

road to be waiting and we all know you

was a good shot and you win a turkey

shoot here last November

oh that Sherlock sit up I didn't do

nothing mister I didn't hurt you or your

friend well that guy heard Lanie doesn't

mean I wasn't thinking about doing it

but I didn't I truly didn't if I did I'd

be man enough to stand up for it and you

will stand up for it that's what you've

done was wrong boy she's not to say and

we're on here don't know why you've done

it even mr. Eastman and I'm sure he'll

put in his good word when a circuit

judge comes back I thought you said

Wally took your rifle Sheriff oh I while

I supposedly took it wasn't with him

when we caught him maybe he tossed it

when he ran out of ammunition that'd be

a real shame that's beautiful 30 on six

at once okay here miss here's a copy on

my report for superiors

that does it then I don't think so

Sheriff what does that mean

well it means you got a couple of

burning wires in this town I'm gonna

find out where they are we don't need

for an outsider to come in here telling

us how to run this County ever since the

two of you showed up here in Coronado

Springs with that prison of your if

nothing's been the same now we're a nice

friendly group of people looking to mind

our own business I suggest you to do the

same and move on out of here you

throwing us out of town sheriff hey I've

got no reason to throw you out but I do

have a law says that while you're in

this county you hand in your firearms we

are required to always carry our weapons

not around here you're not sweetlips

you're welcome to take in the sights but

if you do you do too under our rules our

regulations the nurseries patching me up

was telling me how she's had a share of

ladies come in for treatment sporting

bruises from the king of the Cowboys

Jake cutter she said the couple of girls

that did confide in her letter to

believe it was matter of doing things

either his way or else why didn't they

report these assaults to who the law

anyway one of the girls that cut her

used as a punching bag once guess who

Lanie Joel adds up to one big ball of

slime wearing the badge in this town he

probably tried to put the make on Lanie

again clocked her maybe thought he'd

killed her so he needed a scapegoat and

there was one right in his own cooler

now there's a good theory to chase her

on the block so how do we make the

sheriff own this another refill well

this morning feels a whole lot better

now that you tell me that Landy's coming

around all right

you know Lanie pretty well don't you did

she ever have any problems with anybody

in town sheriff cutter maybe no man he's

an honest girl good girl I wouldn't have

a work in here she wasn't honest well I

meant more like personal problems

Oh how many times have I asked you to

keep them trashcan babes all the time

trash cans I just made a spot check out

there in your alley there's garbage

strewn all over the place pops you know

that brings I'm tired out from the hills

I'm sorry pops I'm gonna have to shut

you down till I find out if any more

violations around here you can't be

serious because we're a nice small

friendly little town here doesn't mean I

can walk around building out favors I

don't like this any more than you do but

I'm just gonna have to make an example

out of you

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you

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how do you like that must have an early

check out they're probably all booked up

since we left this morning this is the

height of the season you know yeah you

know I get the feeling that you and I

are wearing the mask of the Red Death

around here we just better hope they

don't have attendance worth in the

public toilet so we're really in trouble

I know what you mean

I don't know hunter this is a little

sideways isn't it look we're trying to

take down this year and the fact that

everybody's scared out of us bored of

this booth it kind of makes the most

powerful man in this town so we go to

the other most powerful man around and

not Humpty Dumpty off-the-wall dead-on

right to the man at the top any

suggestions

no no better suggestions people looking

for somebody

yeah well looking mister a chuck

easterland oh no you ain't

oh no we ain't I do believe way out of

town Bobby don't tell me you two are

gonna show us the way right look we have

personal business with mr. Eastern

I'd like to get into some personal

business with you you touch me one more

time and beers not gonna be the only

stain on your shirt pretty neat eh

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I can't stand any more yeah make some

can of spinach for me Popeye look

they're not gonna run us out of town

like the last wheel of some bad Western

this time we're gonna start kickin buck

taking down some names well works for me

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this guy Easter little believe us he's

got a no cutter as well as anybody

probably had second thoughts about this

guy who could be smart enough to own all

this and not we just have to bank on old

man

Easter on caring as much about this

talents people as we were led to believe

looking for somebody

yeah we're police officers we'd like to

see mr. chuck easterland please he's

inside with his family just this way

pleased to meet you

that's Lucas motors boy oh man Charlie

named after me and little Bob we met

before it to gravel and of course you

already know my stepson Jake sergeant

we sure are good at this aren't we could

I have a word with you mr. Easter Linden

sure thing hey y'all don't mind if I

listen in on that conversation dear well

I'd like to talk to your stepdad alone

oh you know what having your secrets and

my family sergeant hunter well then you

won't mind if we talk alone then you can

fill him in afterwards if you like

sounds reasonable

hmm I'll just wait right here you expect

me to believe that's kind of cool well

somebody better you're stepsons running

loose and he needs to keep her now he

attacked that girl and he cut my

prisoner was because he needed the fall

guy just who in the hell gave you that

information the prisoner who himself was

accused of the crime

now do you expect me to take his word or

the word of my own son I knew Wally mr.

easterlies well you just got through

telling me that you had only known him a

couple of days in my line of work you

learn to pick up on people go quick

just like I picked up on Jay cutter now

he's running without a drive will unless

you do something about it this could be

just the beginning of all your problems

what are you doing coming in here

dredging up all this kind of nonsense

come on easterland look around you got a

wild man swinging his power like an

elephant gun he's shutting down

businesses because they pour coffee for

the wrong people and he's got your three

sons to throw to California cops out of

your town like a couple of sacks of

fertilizer

my boy Street Jake just like he was won

on that's just Khenpo singing up for one

another they weren't thinking about what

they were doing what Jake did now I

think he beat that girl up and killed my

prisoner what you say is true I'll find

it out and I'll do something about it we

take care of our own mini spa well sorta

why mystery stolen while he was in my

custody

like I say I'll find it out I've already

been in a car wreck today why do I have

to do this cuz I don't want cutter to

know where snooping around our car now

if I find out what I'm looking for I

don't want him to know because of

dispose of all the rest of the evidence

besides this thing cost 50 bucks we'll

hop on and go get hit by a car

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just take it easy where does it hurt

everywhere I can't even get air in my

tires anymore without being run over

okay take it easy lady now I'll go get a

doc no I don't want a doctor look at my

blood I can fix your bikes all right but

I really think I'll get a doctor I don't

want a doctor I hate doctors

lady I've got to call a doctor for legal

reasons legal you want legal I got legal

well you call your doctor you can call

my attorney Bernie Pawlik check 1616

meadowlarks Lane five five five nine

eight hundred you are gonna fix my bike

and you're gonna replace my my I'm gonna

be back in one hour one hour then you

better have that flat fixed where Barney

polo check is gonna be on your case I

feel like a prize jackass now where do

suppose we'll find the rifle that fired

back

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who's there what's going on what are you

two doing well it's a long story Tim but

we're here to help you sheriff cutter

can't know what you're doing we think

he's the one that attacked Landy cutter

and killed the guy you're accused of

shooting no Lanie always was afraid of

Jake

she said he was always bothering her and

he was always trying to get her to go

out with him she said he was a little

crazy yeah well he left a little crazy

in the dust two days ago you were gonna

get it oh pretty soon all right yeah are

you going that rifle what do I do when

cutter comes back you just tell him the

truth

just the way you saw it we came in and

took the rifle there was nothing you

could do to stop this now we've got the

bullet to kill Holly it's the bullet

from this gun matches you'll be out of

here before anything else happens

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when I tell you way to the water slows

the bullet contracts the hospital down

the street I bet you have got a

microscope

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the bullet that killed wala came from

cutters

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hold it sorry I didn't mean to wake you

up I wasn't sleeping you expect me to

believe that why don't you ask the nurse

that was just didn't what do you mean

just 10 or 15 minutes ago now you are

gonna tell that to dr. Jessup first

thing that he gets here first thing I

have told him that girl's been lazing

off wait I didn't want to get anyone in

trouble oh well that's just too bad

about you because that's what happens

when you don't do your job now she was

supposed to have changed that sucrose

solution 45 minutes ago not 10 not 15 45

minutes ago and now I am supposed to

follow up with a 10% drip sucrose all

right then I am going in there with you

because that girl in there is a material

witness in a murder case sheriff's

orders are no one goes in alone well all

right no

Oh how long will he be out long enough

it's okay I'm sergeant McCall this is

sergeant hunter we're with the police

department in LA what is it what are you

doing here is it Tim well you know he's

been arrested for murder what do you

want we know it wasn't Tim we know it

was Jake cutter that attacked you

oh no no please go away lady just listen

to no you have to go I don't know

anything please go away

we can't one man was murdered you were

almost killed honey a boyfriend may go

to jail no Jake said no he promised

Jake's a liar he's crazy you know that

you have to tell people I can't the only

way we can protect you we have proved

death and the proof that it was Jake

cutter they killed that escaped prisoner

not Tim we also need you to tell people

that it was Jake cutter than attacked

you that night

Lenny we won't let anything happen to

you he said he'd kill me anyway will he

will go on hurting people else we

stopped him the three of us how Tim

helped us tonight

what do you say please let me think

can I just think about it would just

give me a few minutes to think about

everything okay just remember that Tim's

life depends on your answer

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cutter

Jake

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two people came to see Jake when she

told me not to talk to they know what

did you know nothing nothing I didn't

tell them anything they told me they

said that they need tell someone that

they have proof it meant they were going

to come back and talk to me in an hour

like this maybe I did the right thing

they mentioned good night

Bishop I'm afraid they're gonna force me

to talk

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don't you worry I'll take care of it

I'll take care of it

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are you going walk out who's the phone

call Brock

that was business I am a sheriff around

here so long as I see you I said I'm

going out I don't think you should

whatever you're into I'd normally

protect you so far I normally keep so

much from your mama go back to bed Jake

whatever it is we'll work it out if we

still can I don't need you and a buddy

else to help me work things out I can

work things out by myself I got

everything under control papa

Jake I've got everything under control

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it's over

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and again it was Jake that attacked me

he followed me after I delivered that

man in the cell his food when I said no

he said he'd kill me

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well mr. Eastland we sure appreciate the

use of the vehicle to get back to Los

Angeles

well I I can't say that I appreciate

what you both had to do but yeah a part

of me thank you anyway

we understand miss chase Turner I'm sure

that Wally's sister will be grateful for

what you've done well I know that money

is not going to make all this go away

paint her back as loss there was meaning

I have all my assets Paul oh no I can't

make it right but I I like to feel like

I'm trying

thanks a lot mr. he's doing Thanks

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don't look like much she'll get you home

please part way well it's either this or

horseback no hard feelings

you have a terrible sense of humor well

ha what do you say we hightail it out of

here and head for that land of plenty I

done heard of well that works for me

paddle in the middle eighty-nine bottles

of beer on the wall

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