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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,629 We're the Liberals, waiting in the wings 2 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,554 We're the Liberals, now in the thick of things! 3 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:28,714 Now we're the ones on fire and victory's close at hand 4 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,111 Liberals, go, go, Liberals... 5 00:00:33,840 --> 00:00:38,470 So this is it? I'm politically dead. My party hates me, 6 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:42,872 and I've just sentenced myself to a Iife of bitter Ioneliness. 7 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,077 That wasn't exactly what I pictured back then... 8 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,789 When I reached the point all politicians dream of... 9 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:53,589 When I knew I was going to be our next prime minister. 10 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,719 David Holst, Liberal Party chairman, welcome to the show! 11 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:03,512 - So, are you our next prime minister? - Are you my career coach? 12 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:09,755 - How far will my grades take me? - Apparently, as far as you Iike! 13 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,630 According to the latest polls, the Liberals are surging ahead. 14 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:18,634 And with the elections looming up, the Alliance is in the lead. 15 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:23,555 David Holst is reputedly preparing to take the helm. 16 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:27,952 While the Coalition is looking at their worst defeat in years. 17 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:32,033 Edward Jonson, you have set yourself above society. 18 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,078 It's their future I'm fighting for! 19 00:01:35,240 --> 00:01:38,118 I don't have the answer... 20 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:43,070 Most forecasts indicate a change in government. 21 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:48,712 Our exit polls put the center-right alliance in the lead. 22 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:54,955 The Social Democrats look set to get even fewer seats this time. 23 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,079 The total for the red-green coalition is 38 % 24 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:04,189 - You'II be a great prime minister! - Tell that to the Conservatives. 25 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:07,591 Two-thirds of the votes are in, and the Alliance is in the lead. 26 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:12,959 As the largest party, Holst will be PM... 27 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:17,272 - "Socialism has been dispatched..." - "...to the rubbish heap of history." 28 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,829 That's pompous bullshit! 29 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,992 - So what should he say? - Something snappy. 30 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:26,630 - "Congratulations, Sweden". - Sounds Iike ad copy... 31 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:31,032 The Christian Democrats are falling short of the threshold! 32 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:33,555 Which would change everything. 33 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:38,396 The Christian Democrats are at 3.9%. 34 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,712 - And if they do fall short? - The impact would be huge... 35 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:46,077 You abortion-hating homophobes! 36 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,199 - Where's God now? - God is a Social Democrat. 37 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:53,830 ...Jonson stays on as PM and the Coalition stays in power. 38 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,276 No seats for the Christian Democrats and... 39 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:00,159 Four more years! 40 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:49,235 FOUR MORE YEARS 41 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:56,875 It's Hans-Ake, not Jan-Ake. Do it again... 42 00:03:57,040 --> 00:04:00,476 With deep gratitude we acknowledge his achievements 43 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:06,351 not just in Uddevalla but throughout Bohuslan. You all know who I mean. 44 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:11,071 It's Per Ahlmark, he's furious. Your Iatest proposal is anti-Semitic. 45 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,676 - The boat registry? - "Kowtowing to tyranny." 46 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:20,472 - Send flowers, distract him. - Hi, I'm back... 47 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,633 You need this. Johnny Lundstedt is incredibly popular on the west coast. 48 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:30,557 - Who cares about Johnny "Bollocks"? - Way too many. He's dangerous. 49 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:36,397 - What are you doing? - Nothing... working. 50 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:40,591 Hey... Cut it out, Iet me see. 51 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:43,991 You're playing World ofWarcraft! You Iittle shit! 52 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:49,314 - We're trying to save your ass! - Well, don't bother! 53 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:53,598 - You're going to be prime minister! - No, I'm not. 54 00:04:53,760 --> 00:04:56,638 Fia, I had my shot and I failed! 55 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:01,999 - There will be more opportunities. - You knowthat's not true. 56 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:07,996 I'm all washed up. My ratings are down 1 1 %. 57 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:15,191 - Okay, we'II justwalk away. - What do you mean? 58 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:21,629 - You might as well resign. - I'm not going to resign! 59 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:26,032 - Do something else. - I don't know howto do anything else. 60 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:31,832 - My Iast real job was in grade school. - Then you're in for a change! 61 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:35,117 But I Iove this! Resign?! 62 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:40,400 Can'twe discuss hypothetical options without you getting hysterical? 63 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:45,315 David, it's your mother, she's been calling all day. 64 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:49,439 Hello Ingrid, it's Fia, David can't talk right now. 65 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,115 No, we're busy fucking. 66 00:06:00,720 --> 00:06:05,077 Honey... AII you have to do is go to that dinner, 67 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,595 hand the plaque to a senile geezer, 68 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:12,550 and remember that his name is Hans-Ake, and everything will be fine. 69 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:17,840 With deep gratitude we acknowledge his achievements, 70 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:23,279 not just in the city of Uddevalla but throughout the province. 71 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:27,797 You all know who I mean... 72 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:32,909 Hans-Ake Samuelsson. 73 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,551 - Gabrielsson. - Exactly. 74 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:45,434 So, read the bits I've marked in red. Pretend you've read the yellow bits. 75 00:06:45,600 --> 00:06:47,989 - Forget the rest. - Red read, yellow pretend. 76 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:54,030 Here's the motion you have to sign, and an editorial you've written. 77 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:56,668 About agricultural subsidies. Read the red bits. 78 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:00,958 And FYI, you told that children's magazine you Iike horses. 79 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:05,591 Top-secret document about the party. This gets out, I'II cut your balls off. 80 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:10,595 - Secret, balls off. - See you Iater. 81 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,639 Busy over there on the right wing? 82 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:26,069 Lots of rich people to be made richer. Lots of gaps to be widened. 83 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:29,596 - How's powerworking for you? - There's so much to screw up. 84 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:34,675 - Schools, the justice system. - The Iabor market. 85 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,913 The armed forces. 86 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:45,950 Sorry! Shit... 87 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:49,078 - No peeking! - I won't read it. 88 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,392 Face the wall, please. Shut your eyes. 89 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:59,271 - Want me to cover my ears and sing? - PIease do. 90 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:05,272 I think I overloaded my deodorant. 91 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:10,673 - But you saved your balls. - Right... 92 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,596 You're standing on the future of the Liberal Party. 93 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:48,675 - Don't Iisten to her! - Honey, you know I'm right. 94 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:53,470 Martin Kovac... What do we think about him? 95 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:57,519 You know: He's a socialist thug. 96 00:08:57,680 --> 00:09:01,070 A bastard! He's fed us Iies for 1 5 years. 97 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,869 - And put that cap on care fees. - A disgusting populist. 98 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:07,315 If he was a Liberal, we'd rate 20 %. 99 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,268 - Good-Iooking, too. Too bad he's gay. - That's probably negotiable. 100 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:15,035 - Why, has he contacted you? - What? No. 101 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:18,715 Do not negotiate with Kovac, you're not in the same Ieague. 102 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:22,668 - He'II fleece you! - Of course I won't... 103 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:27,231 I just bumped into him and thought he seemed... odious. 104 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:43,753 Is it Edward? 105 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:47,879 I'm assuming you're not going to take that? 106 00:09:49,560 --> 00:09:53,394 Give them an increase in the spousal income deduction, 107 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,279 we won't have to make good on it... 108 00:09:56,440 --> 00:10:01,468 PIease, he doesn't knowwhat real interest rate means, he's a Green. 109 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,428 I'II "deny any knowledge" to the media... - Sweetheart, I'm almost done. 110 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,479 Still skeptic? Stick her in the transport committee. 111 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:14,191 She'II jump on the pro-EMU bandwagon just to get out! 112 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:17,955 If she goes to the TV news people, she's politically dead. 113 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:22,318 She'd be Iucky to get elected vestry chairman in Timra. 114 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:27,154 Right, will do, thanks for calling. 115 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,677 No, you never call at a bad time. 116 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:36,112 What's going on, sugar? 117 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:40,068 You can't be moving out all because of a phone call? 118 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,878 No. 119 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:48,950 Hi, Dad. 120 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:55,432 Come on in. You can stay for as Iong as you Iike. 121 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:59,070 It'II only be for a few days, until the Party gets me a flat. 122 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:05,156 - Maybe Hugo will come around. - I'm not sure I want him to. 123 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:13,670 Are you absolutely sure that those are good for you? 124 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,113 - Who's that?! - Heddy. 125 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:28,159 Hedvig von Essen. Married to half of SE Bank. 126 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:31,551 - Where do you find them?! - At Karlaplan square. 127 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:37,556 Nothing stirs up their passions more than an old Bolshevik. 128 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,669 I'd pass on the Estonian Turnip Casserole. 129 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:51,958 - It's Iike eating a piece of a Gulag. - But I'm obligated. 130 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:56,477 The Iunch Iady's Estonian. They were occupied for 50 years. 131 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,518 - Everyone else is having the pasta. - Exactly! 132 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:04,674 Suppose she rowed across the Baltic to get here, and then I diss her food. 133 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:08,515 One Estonian Turnip Casserole please. 134 00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:10,272 "Kitos". 135 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:15,594 - What do you recommend? - The pasta. 136 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:21,198 Well, hello, Martin! Are you going to the Green's wine and cheese thing? 137 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:27,230 Have I ever said no to free cheap wine? 138 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:42,235 - I just called you a cab. - What for? 139 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:47,793 The Federation of Private Enterprises. We've decided that you're very upset 140 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:52,715 about the health insurance issues, but you're not promising them anything. 141 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:57,078 Look, I'm really busy, so I'II be a bit Iate. 142 00:12:57,240 --> 00:13:01,028 - How Iate? - Just a few hours. 143 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:04,158 Sure, and they can play Scrabble until you get there. 144 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,154 - Can't you do it? - What's going on here? 145 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,518 Well, there's this wine and cheese do hosted by the Greens. 146 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,910 Right... 147 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,755 They're also unhappy about the taxation of small businesses. 148 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:24,199 - That's where I'm going. - Why the heckwould you want to? 149 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,676 Excuse me... 150 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:53,273 Wow, is this some kind of ritual Liberal greeting? 151 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:57,274 It's these shoes. They're too big. 152 00:13:57,440 --> 00:14:00,398 Fia bought them for me, 153 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:06,749 and you just can't not use a pair of ridiculously expensive shoes. 154 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,478 - So, you're here, too? - Yeah, what a shocker... 155 00:14:12,640 --> 00:14:15,677 But it's good to get out, and I thought maybe you'd be here. 156 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:21,233 - No, I never show up at these things. - Then I guess it's my Iucky day. 157 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,119 Sorry about your drop in the polls. 158 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:28,114 In the words of Mauro Scocco: "I grow weaker with every passing day." 159 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:33,070 - From Ratata's first album. - Their very first song, actually. 160 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,471 - First single, their first song... -...was "Doctor Love". 161 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,997 - Mauro wrote that one in high school. - You sure know your Ratata! 162 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:45,119 Yup! Everything I've ever done, I did the first time to Ratata. 163 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:49,910 Same here. Listen... 164 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:53,390 Want some more wine? Or are you fine with what's on your shirt? 165 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,950 It can probably soak up some more. 166 00:14:57,120 --> 00:15:02,752 - Do you know where the Iavatory is? - Down the hall, on your right. 167 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:06,799 - If you don't mind...? - I'II take care of it. 168 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,919 I'II be right back. 169 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,595 Excuse me, the PM requests your immediate presence. 170 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:17,354 Now?. Is it that important? 171 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:22,150 The future of Europe is at stake, apparently. 172 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:47,232 Hi, Edward. What's this all about? 173 00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:51,075 Martin... Turkey has to join the EU. 174 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:54,516 Right this minute? 175 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:58,992 Within a twenty-year time frame. This is crucial to Europe's future. 176 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:02,197 And this couldn't have kept until tomorrow? 177 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:06,353 Why, did you have something more important to do? 178 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:08,875 No... 179 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:12,316 Would you Iike a croissant? 180 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:15,153 It'II cost you. 181 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,788 A kiss. 182 00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,349 Another one. 183 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:25,674 - Would you Iike a croissant? - The price isn't right. 184 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:30,595 Oh, we were thinking of catching a Iast-minute flight to Cyprus. 185 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:36,073 So you can have the place to yourself. Think you can manage? 186 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:40,199 I'II miss you terribly, but I'II try. 187 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:52,635 Read the summons from the County Association yet? 188 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,917 What? No. 189 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:01,473 PIease pretend to Iisten to me when I'm going through your mail. 190 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:07,590 If I do any more than I already do, I'II be chewing your food for you. 191 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:13,392 I've freed up yourweekend. You can rest up fortwo whole days. 192 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:21,114 - Our Iocal chapter is meeting... - No way! 193 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,268 - Don't you realize... - Yes! They hate me! 194 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:32,912 Because you're neverthere! Soon there'II be rumors that you're dead! 195 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,993 That oughtto perkthem up. 196 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:41,870 AII right, Iet Johnny take overthe whole party. 197 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:45,077 - What's this? - "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch." 198 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,117 Somewhat underrated. 199 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:52,877 "Ratata nostalgia - Friday nite only. At Martin's place in Jordbro." 200 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:57,636 It's already started. "Menu: Estonian Turnip Casserole." 201 00:17:57,800 --> 00:18:01,349 Must be some kind of joke. 202 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:07,509 - "The Association of Independent"... - You knowwhat? You're right. 203 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:11,070 Of course I should go to the Iocal chapter meeting. 204 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:14,391 Press the flesh and swill coffee. 205 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:19,918 I can't just give up, now can I? Don't wait up. 206 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:35,589 Hi, Martin, it's David... Holst. 207 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:40,835 Anyway, I just got your invitation. 208 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:46,711 And I'm sitting in a taxicab... 209 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:51,317 If you get this message... Right... 210 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:31,710 Hello? 211 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,039 Oh, hi there! 212 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:41,196 So, you showed up? You were supposed to have RSVP'ed on Wednesday. 213 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:46,593 By the way, Marita UIvskog is in town. She'II be popping by a bit Iater. 214 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:50,949 I'm just kidding. Come on in! 215 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:54,874 So personal hygiene is a political issue? 216 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:57,429 I'm just talking deodorant here. 217 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:01,388 Greens are the most deodorant-hostile, and usage increases 218 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,075 as you move to the right. Conservatives are always freshly Mummed. 219 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:09,631 So if the Conservatives continue to edge center-wise... 220 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:15,193 A few years more, and Anders Borg will reek Iike yesterday's gym clothes. 221 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,352 A worthy subject for research! 222 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:22,479 You must be kidding? That fat pig from Dalarna? 223 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:25,359 The 'wild boar from the wilds"... 224 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:30,355 And that paper doll from Cultural Affairs? 225 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,035 - Where? - In the stenographer's booth. 226 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,272 - I've seen the stains myself. - Oh, my God... 227 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:41,877 More Iike a sadistic big brother who breaks promises, Iies, 228 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,430 and gives wedgies, there's always some sucker punch. 229 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:48,990 With a kid brother Iike the Liberals, we can't help it! 230 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:54,712 Poke in the stomach and you yelp for the European courts! 231 00:20:54,880 --> 00:21:01,672 - You're blaming the victim! - That's exactly what you sound Iike! 232 00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:05,992 My dad really Ioves Palme. He was his speechwriter for ten years. 233 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:10,392 He takes the credit for profit-sharing. He was set to be party secretary. 234 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:15,190 - Palme had already made up his mind. - Really? What happened? 235 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:19,273 He had an affair with a Conservative on the Defense Committee. 236 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:23,672 That really kicked up a stink. He was persona non grata for years. 237 00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,479 It still hurts. 238 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:32,237 - What about the Conservative? - Branded a socialist whore... 239 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,550 She opened a golf shop. 240 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,918 Liberals, go, go, Liberals! 241 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,310 That's brilliant! 242 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,274 Got any more of that grappa? 243 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:53,117 Furthermore, the austerity tax is a punitive tax on higher education. 244 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:59,196 But above all it is a violation of the tax Iegislation of 1 990. 245 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:07,552 - I'II be damned. - Yes, and where property tax... 246 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:13,750 Is it really quarter to three? 247 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:18,516 I can't... I mean... I've got to go home. 248 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:31,753 - Should I call you a cab? - No... 249 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,549 Thanks for a great dinner. Really nice... 250 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:40,475 The property tax really does the opposite ofwhat it's intended to do. 251 00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:54,192 Same thing with the capital gains tax. It creates a sluggishness that... 252 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,398 Holy shit... 253 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,712 Holy shit! 254 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:58,998 Good morning, you old sexual Iiberal! Eggs and sausage... 255 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,915 - A working-man's breakfast. - Christ! 256 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,799 Listen... 257 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:14,196 How... how did this happen? 258 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:18,478 How detailed do you want me to be? 259 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,837 This is not good at all. 260 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,551 Over easy or regular sunny-side up? 261 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:38,072 - How... are you planning to use this? - I've posted it on YouTube. 262 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,550 "Sodomy across party Iines." We've already got 20,000 hits. 263 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:46,953 - So how do you Iike your eggs? - Over easy. 264 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:56,357 Any chance we can just forget this ever happened? 265 00:24:56,520 --> 00:25:01,878 You're really good at sweet nothings, aren't you? 266 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,670 I just meant... Sorry. 267 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,912 Good morning. 268 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,670 Good morning. 269 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,989 - Switch it on, already. - It's Iike opening the gates of hell. 270 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:29,871 - Voice mail dripping with hate... - We're politicians, everyone hates us. 271 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,477 - Where should I say I've been? - Where the sun don't shine. 272 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:39,555 Tell them that you were stuck in some kind of negotiations. 273 00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:43,474 Sooner or Iater I'II have to explain. 274 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,072 Fia's going to be so upset when I tell her. 275 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,312 - Do I have to tell her? - Tell herwhat? 276 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,393 - About this! - What exactly? 277 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,516 Well, that we... 278 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,390 That I'm... That I'm bisexual. 279 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,756 - Bisexual? - What's so funny about that? 280 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:16,233 Bisexual, that's just some myth created by the Board of Health. 281 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,109 Some kind of sensible compromise solution Iike Serbo-Croatia, 282 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,750 the number 2 bus Iine, or "social Iiberalism": 283 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,277 You want to have your cake and eat it, too. "I'm just a tad bisexual." 284 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:32,115 - There's no such thing as a bisexual? - Maybe there is. 285 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:38,150 But it sounds more Iike a way to excuse Iiving a Iie for 20 years. 286 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:41,357 Hey, it's not Iike that. 287 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:47,709 - I had no clue about this yesterday. - So why did you come here? 288 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,150 I Iike you. 289 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,551 We were going to Iisten to Ratata. 290 00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,032 Oh fuck, it's Jorgen. - Hello, Jorgen. 291 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:05,832 - Where are you? - I'm in the middle of negotiations. 292 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:10,755 - About the North Bothnia Rail Link. - We didn't set that up... 293 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,199 I'm really Iow on batteries, so tell Fia that I'II call her Iater. 294 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,193 Thanks, bye. - Well, here we go. 295 00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:24,275 Brilliant! You Iied Iike a socialist! The North Bothnia Rail Link... 296 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:28,911 I think you just raised house prices in Pitea. 297 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,992 "Mom and Dad"? 298 00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,553 Hello, David speaking. Hello, Dad... 299 00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:44,274 - Your mother's up on the roof. - What? Tell her to come down. 300 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,238 No, I can't. I'm in the middle of negotiations. 301 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,793 The whole future of Norrland's infrastructure is at stake. 302 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:57,238 You can't do this to me. 303 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:01,712 I'm not promising anything. 304 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:06,271 AII right, I promise. I'II be there. Bye. 305 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,237 I'm turning this off! 306 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,629 The house hasn't been repaired since 1969, it needs a new roof. 307 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,873 - Well, pay someone to do it. - Ma would rather hack off a body part. 308 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,315 That roof has to be repaired by me. 309 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:23,392 - So she gets up on the roof... - As blackmail. 310 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,632 - What does your dad say? - Absolutely nothing, he plays Tetris. 311 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,315 - This is wonderful! - No, this is a commando raid: 312 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,756 Go in, get Mum down, and make a getaway. You stay in the car. 313 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,878 - Surely, I can say hello? - You can wave. 314 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,838 Just keep the engine running, got it? 315 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,755 There... The house with the bigoted curtains. 316 00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:50,074 - Is there such a thing? - Feels Iike it. 317 00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,800 You can pull over here. 318 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:02,198 - Mother, please. - So... 319 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:06,035 His Excellency has deigned to come down from Mount OIympus, has he? 320 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,476 Sorry there isn't a brass band to greet you, 321 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,155 but I have a roof that needs fixing. 322 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,232 Easter. I'II do it at Easter, I promise? 323 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,278 Could you please come down now? 324 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:23,069 Who's that? Another vulture? 325 00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:28,314 I'm Martin, a friend of David's. Do you need a hand? 326 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:32,359 - I don't know how to thank you. - Oh, I enjoyed it. 327 00:29:32,520 --> 00:29:36,752 - Want help with the dishes? - He can manage. 328 00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:40,674 So what do you do, Martin? Are you also in politics? 329 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,753 - Yes, I am. - That's incredible. 330 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,390 I admire you young idealists. 331 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:53,998 The Social Democrats have ruined so much, now all our hope Iies with you. 332 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,789 You are the heroes of ourtime. 333 00:29:57,960 --> 00:30:01,509 - Well, I'm not... - In my eyes, you are. 334 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:05,309 The poor Liberal Party is all at sea, 335 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:10,270 Iosing more and more voters all the time. What's to be done? 336 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:15,673 You want my opinion? Aboutwhat the Liberals should do? 337 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,638 I'd scrap the entire party program. 338 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,678 Then I'd toss out most ofthe PM's. 339 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:26,675 It's so refreshing to hear someone really speak his mind. 340 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,072 An honest human being... Have you said this to the Party? 341 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,869 - No, no one's asked for my opinion. - I see... 342 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:37,952 You'd make them uncomfortable. 343 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,430 I don't suppose David Iistens to you? 344 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:46,037 No, not to me either. That's the arrogance of power for you. 345 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,637 So tell me, what is David doing wrong? 346 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,519 Why is he such a failure? 347 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,117 From my point of view, David is an excellent party chairman. 348 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:02,432 He gets better and better with every passing day. 349 00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:07,879 What Ioyalty! What a fantastic friend David has in you. 350 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:12,591 Mother, Martin is a socialist. 351 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:17,390 PIease! If anyone disagrees with you, you call him a socialist. 352 00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:22,953 - He said that about Westerberg, too. - Well, what David is trying to say... 353 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:28,114 Don't defend him, he's not going to frighten you into silence. 354 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,229 - Fancy a drop of whiskey? - I thought you were teetotallers. 355 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,951 But we're not that strict, We Ieave that to David. 356 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,556 Well, we're going out into the garage, 357 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:46,714 Martin's going to help me out with that distributor! 358 00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,671 What? 359 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,796 What? 360 00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,715 No, I didn't say anything. 361 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:21,994 He's priceless! 362 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:27,029 Ever hear that guy on the radio who's so good at imitating David? 363 00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,155 Yes, right... 364 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,313 If you're done with the 'distributor' then it's time to go. 365 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,313 We've decided that you're spending the night. 366 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,711 You can sleep in your room and Martin can have the guest room. 367 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,158 You'd better go make up the bed for him. 368 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,872 Yes? 369 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:11,315 Mother's room is the one next to the bathroom. 370 00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:16,076 Ah, petulance. So attractive! 371 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,275 - What the hell are you doing? - Get back into bed. 372 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,273 - They can hear us! - So what? 373 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:35,149 - Are you insane? - What would your mother say? 374 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:39,472 "Boys, are you being gay in there? " Come here... 375 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,511 Does that projectorwork? 376 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,150 You were so cute. 377 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:52,154 Not what most people thought at my school. 378 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,029 Snazzy shirt... 379 00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:03,149 - Where did you find them? - Mom used Ieftover curtain fabric. 380 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:08,992 Good Lord! How did you survive junior high? 381 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:14,075 The shirts were the Ieast of my troubles, I was a Baptist. 382 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:18,313 So you took refuge in MAD magazine and masturbation? 383 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,600 - Oh, no. No masturbation for me. - What? 384 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,992 I wasn't allowed to! Jerking off was as bad as murder. 385 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:34,315 - Or Iistening to Kiss! - But... Where did it all go? 386 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,109 You must have had some Tsunami-Iike wet dreams. 387 00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,273 Wait a minute, never? 388 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,238 Sometimes I engaged in punitive wanking. 389 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:49,632 - You engaged in what? - Punitive wanking. 390 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:53,679 If I had thought or done something awful, 391 00:34:53,840 --> 00:35:00,029 I punished myself by wanking and thinking about somebody disgusting. 392 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,752 - What's so strange about that? - You're unbelievable! 393 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:13,708 - Who did you think about? - Does it matter? 394 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,953 - My uncle Gunnar. - David! I'm blushing. 395 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:22,557 Itwasn't sexual. He was big and fat, had a moustache and stank of sweat! 396 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:25,109 And I thought I was depraved. 397 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,350 - Barbro... Hi! - Hello there, Mr Chairman! 398 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,273 I was helping your mom and I saw someone was here. 399 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:51,750 - We were sleeping, actually. - Not anymore. 400 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:57,358 I saw your debate with that guy Thomas Ostros on TV. 401 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,715 Damn, you took a beating. 402 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:03,475 - Oh, I thought it went pretty well. - Know what you do wrong? 403 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,438 You're so damn namby-pamby. 404 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,991 You Iet people walk all over you. How come you're such a wimp? 405 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,993 We polled whatvoters were Iooking for, 406 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,516 and wimpiness was high on the Iist. 407 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,309 You've got to strike back, for Christ's sake. 408 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,313 - Is that the wife? - Yes, that's right. 409 00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,995 - Wasn't she blond? - It varies. 410 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:34,030 And another thing, you've got this strange whiny voice... 411 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:38,478 Barbro, I'm eternally grateful but it's cold. 412 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:42,838 Go snuggle up to wifey, but remember: Strike back! 413 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,470 Don't Iet those socialists fuck you up the ass! 414 00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:49,359 Gee, I'II keep that in mind. 415 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:12,868 Back home to Stockholm again 416 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:17,989 Where I've got a friend who's waiting 417 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:25,430 Take me back to Stockholm again 418 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:30,549 Cause that's where I long to be 419 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,632 Sorry... 420 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,920 It's Sunday morning, got pretty late night last night... 421 00:37:55,040 --> 00:38:00,637 Well, tomorrow's Monday... So how are you going to serve your country? 422 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,509 I'm planning a trip to Eastern Europe. To sell JAS fighter jets. 423 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,514 - Sounds hopeless. - Like selling school raffle tickets. 424 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:14,198 You pester your neighbors and then your dad says: "We'II buy the whole Iot." 425 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,352 - Any exciting meetings for you? - Thrilling. 426 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:22,833 - The Trade Council, Dick Jagemo. - Tricky Dickie? 427 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:27,198 I had a fling with him back when we were in the Socialist Youth League. 428 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,194 - I feel Iike a virgin... - Then I've screwed up. 429 00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:35,194 Okay, a beginner. You've been to bed with every guy I mention. 430 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:40,229 - That's not true. - Pretty much. 431 00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:44,598 - How many Iovers have you had? - Sure you want to know? 432 00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:47,797 Yes. No. 433 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,111 Sort of... 434 00:38:51,280 --> 00:38:55,478 How about a ballpark figure? 435 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:59,599 Well... 436 00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:03,230 Would they have their own majority in parliament? 437 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,674 No. 438 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:07,434 Would they be the biggest party? 439 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:13,277 Not as big as the Social Democrats, but bigger than the Conservatives. 440 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,909 What are you agonizing about? 441 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,077 I can't deal with this. 442 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:37,075 I'm going to Iose my wife, my family, my job. 443 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,754 I can't deal with this. 444 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:45,153 Well then we won't tell anyone. 445 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,632 There's nothing strange about that. I won't tell anyone, I promise. 446 00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:56,916 - You're not offended, are you? - No, no, of course not. 447 00:39:57,080 --> 00:40:00,675 We'II keep it a secret. 448 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:24,351 Okay, what's the next step? 449 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:29,230 - Open the car door. - I meant with us. 450 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:33,313 I'II call you in a few days, 451 00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:36,631 if I can hold out that Iong. 452 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,678 Knowwhat? 453 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:47,152 I've never ever felt... 454 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,152 Talk to you Iater. 455 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:07,199 And with every passing day, I grow weaker, can't you see... 456 00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,917 Fia? 457 00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,150 Hello? 458 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:31,150 You Iying bastard! You think I don't know what you've been up to? 459 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:38,271 Are you proud of yourself? Deceiving us, and making me Iook Iike a fool! 460 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,273 There I was, reassuring everyone: 461 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,228 "No, David's not Iike that, he would never Iie." 462 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,312 - You phony bastard! - It's not Iike that. 463 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:53,315 So, was I supposed to find out by reading it in the papers? 464 00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,948 Shut up! 465 00:41:56,120 --> 00:42:00,113 - I thought I knew you. - Fia... 466 00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:02,669 What do we tell people? 467 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,470 Everyone who believed in you? AII those Iocal politicians? 468 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:13,033 - What do you mean? - The Rail Administration! 469 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:17,637 - What are you talking about? - The North Bothnia Rail Link! 470 00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:21,713 - Is that what you're upset about? - You think I'm stupid? 471 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:29,230 Jorgen told me you sold off the Iinchpin of our infrastructure policy! 472 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:35,714 I didn't sell anything, I made that up to get rid of Jorgen. 473 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:42,115 - Well, where have you been then? - I was in Katrineholm. 474 00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:45,670 What? What were you doing there? 475 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,037 - Roof repairs. - Now you Iost me... 476 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:55,992 I needed some time to think over my role as chairman... and all that. 477 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,434 And the roof? 478 00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:03,197 Know what I do to horny Baptists? 479 00:43:04,360 --> 00:43:11,710 It's like nothing ever happened at all 480 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:18,274 Tell me, will you ever let me in... 481 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,797 - Hello, Martin. - No... I'm not Ietting you in. 482 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:45,191 Here, take your stuff. 483 00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,555 There's more out in the car. 484 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:52,430 Seriously, this is really bad timing. 485 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,991 - Martin, I know just how you feel. - No... 486 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:03,315 - But it's time to move on. - PIease Hugo, you've got to go. 487 00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:08,194 You're making Chicken Cacciatore. 488 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:12,638 - You're going to have sex. - That's right. Now go. 489 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,310 How adorable, you're blushing. 490 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:30,156 - PIease... - Go on, tell me. I'm curious. 491 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,038 Stop it! 492 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:38,909 - Suddenly, you're a prude? - I'm not interested. 493 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,436 - What are you afraid of? - Nothing. Just go. 494 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,034 Afraid you'II get turned on? 495 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,670 What are you afraid of? 496 00:45:52,560 --> 00:45:55,632 Stop it. 497 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:00,955 Okay... You spoilsport. 498 00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,749 It's a good thing. 499 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:33,390 Shit, that's the best thing that could have happened. 500 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:41,794 Stuck in a meeting. Can't make it. 501 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,829 Hey, are you all right? 502 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:59,717 Just fine. Never better. 503 00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:17,517 - Hi... - I forgot my keys. 504 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:22,071 Aren't you supposed to be Ieaking military secrets to KG Bergstrom? 505 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,118 He canceled, so I bought some cheese and wine. 506 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:28,795 That's nice... 507 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,556 Why did KG cancel? 508 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,232 A migraine. 509 00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:43,439 - So how was your day? - I tried to spread a rumor... 510 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,956 That Johnny Bollocks pays his cleaning Iady cash-in-hand. 511 00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:50,351 - Does he? - Who knows. 512 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:59,237 - What are you doing? - Isn't that obvious? 513 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:05,509 Sure, but that's not really "us", is it? 514 00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,114 Why not? 515 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:12,751 - Well, you know why. - No. 516 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,434 Cut it out... 517 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:20,390 - Tell me. - Because you're not interested. 518 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:25,315 - What do you mean? - Do I have to spell it out for you? 519 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:30,156 - Because you're a homosexual. - What?! 520 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,518 - What did you say?! - You heard me. 521 00:48:34,680 --> 00:48:39,549 That's bizarre. A joke... We're married, for Christ's sake! 522 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:44,396 - I'm aware of that. - You mean to say that I... 523 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,869 Spare me the playacting! 524 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,635 - I thought we had an agreement. - We've never discussed it! 525 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:56,875 - It's been obvious for ages. - It has? 526 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:01,357 To you, maybe. 527 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:05,829 Come on, sweetie... 528 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,356 It doesn't matter. 529 00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,389 Why did you stay? 530 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:21,315 By the time I figured it out, we were in the middle of a campaign, 531 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,837 and I wanted to wait until after the election, and then... 532 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:31,677 - I got used to it. - Why didn't you say anything? 533 00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:35,913 You're saying: "Honey, I'm gay, why didn't you tell me? " 534 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:40,232 Something Iike that. You could have helped me. 535 00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:43,710 A public figure Iike me could've gotten Iaid Iike crazy. 536 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:48,351 - I would've felt much better. - You, maybe, but what about... 537 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,875 - What about other people? - Like you? 538 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,635 - Like us. We're a team. - That wouldn't have had to change. 539 00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,750 I couldn't be sure about that, could I? I wouldn't fucking him myself. 540 00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:05,436 If he wasn't gay, a socialist, and the personification of evil... 541 00:50:05,600 --> 00:50:08,831 No, I could have overlooked all that. 542 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,268 Are you in Iove with him? 543 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:24,918 - I think so. - That's typical... 544 00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:35,879 So what happens next? 545 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:41,194 - Should we get a divorce? - I don't want one. How about you? 546 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:44,591 No, there's no rush. 547 00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:52,677 Let's just keep on going... 548 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:59,310 But it's time to dump Martin Kovac. 549 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:02,995 - Hey, Iover boy! - Hi... 550 00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:06,630 - How are you? - Fine. 551 00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:10,031 Tonight, Iet's... 552 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,628 Listen, about tonight... 553 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,873 You're having a group meeting too, right? 554 00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:31,160 How about a coffee break at 8:30? 555 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,994 No, that's not convenient. 556 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,630 When is convenient for you, then? 557 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:44,396 I'm trying to cut down on coffee. 558 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:25,195 "The number you dialled is no Ionger in service." 559 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:31,109 - You changed your phone number? - That's right... 560 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:36,752 Too many people had the old number. Itwas time for a change. 561 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:46,349 I see. What's the new number? 562 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:50,397 No idea... Me and numbers, you know. 563 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:55,873 Right, I sawthat in your budget proposal. 564 00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:18,109 Obviously, I can't compete with the Iatest issue of Parliamentary News... 565 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:24,116 - But may I ask you a question? - Sure. 566 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,315 What the hell's going on? 567 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:33,996 Are you afraid? Did somebody say something? 568 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,631 - What do you mean? - Do you think this is a trap? 569 00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,349 - That I'm just using you? Is that it? - Not at all. 570 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,671 Then what the hell is it? 571 00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,753 I'm sorry if you've taken this more seriously than I have. 572 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:54,152 I never meant to hurt you. 573 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,678 You're dumping me... 574 00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:04,276 Is thatwhat you're saying? 575 00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:07,716 I don't believe it! Who's trying to get to you? 576 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:10,394 You're so dramatic... 577 00:54:10,560 --> 00:54:14,838 So I've completely misunderstood it all? 578 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,629 You knowwhat? I don't believe it. 579 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,270 Well, that's how it is anyway. 580 00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:25,193 Sorry. 581 00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:29,589 - Sure you don't want to come along? - No... 582 00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:34,629 - It's no fun, anyway. - At the Center Party Salsa Night? 583 00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:41,035 It's the year's biggest meat market. You have to be a Ieper not to get Iaid. 584 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:44,397 So what's your strategy? 585 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:52,516 Here's my take: Nobody wants what they're getting at home. 586 00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:57,913 If you want to bed a Leftist, go with cardigans and pearls. 587 00:56:58,080 --> 00:57:03,950 - How about if you want a Conservative? - Look Iike border-town hooker. 588 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:07,192 - How about a Centrist? - They're country folks. 589 00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,555 It's enough just to shower and have ten fingers. 590 00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:13,349 - So, what do you think? - Go for a Conservative. 591 00:57:13,520 --> 00:57:18,230 - I can put more makeup on. - You Iook Iike an ad for trafficking. 592 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,913 Thanks! 593 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,390 - What do you have Iined up? - I've rented three Beck films. 594 00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,357 For God's sake, David. 595 00:57:25,520 --> 00:57:29,399 You should be renting "Hung Like a Horse", or "Teenage Sailors". 596 00:57:29,560 --> 00:57:33,712 You can't even wallow properly. 597 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,348 You've been Iike this for a month now. 598 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,229 Gorging on goat's cheese and overdosing on Swedish TV thrillers. 599 00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:46,430 - What am I supposed to do? - Find a man, for God's sake! 600 00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:49,831 - How am I supposed to do that? - Online dating. 601 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,913 How do you think everyone else does it? 602 00:57:56,040 --> 00:58:01,194 Go ahead, then! I don't care anymore. 603 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:06,275 You can't torture me anymore! Go to hell! 604 00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,313 Hello... Hello! 605 00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:18,837 You sure Iookfamiliar. Where have I seen you before? 606 00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:22,276 Don'ttell me, I wantto figure it out myself. 607 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:26,638 You, of all the Iying parasites outthere. 608 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:29,473 You fucking Iittle slut. 609 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,677 I know it's got something to do with sports. 610 00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:38,836 How can you can shut down a perfectly good hospital? Tell me! 611 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:43,357 - Discus... - Shit, I knew it. 612 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,399 - You've got a world record, right? - Indoors... 613 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:53,636 Did you close down the post office to fuck with people? 614 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,918 I didn't close down the post office. I don't think I want any coffee. 615 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:00,594 You smell delicious... 616 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,956 Are you very hungry, or is it all right if we just skip dinner? 617 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:17,270 Go on, guess! 618 00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:23,549 He's a celebrity and he's straight. 619 00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:25,438 No, I am not Iying! 620 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,830 I'II take a picture of him. 621 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,639 Go on, guess! 622 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,110 No, not the Prince. I told you, he's older and uglier. 623 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,397 Magnus Hedman? You wish. 624 00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:43,472 No, not Hasse Aro, not as sexy. 625 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:48,156 He's thinnerthan Tommy Korberg, but you're in the right age bracket. 626 01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:25,829 My speech, Whatwas it about? 627 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:29,879 - Don't ask me, I didn'twrite it. - Jorgen, I didn't get a single word. 628 01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:35,034 - Your pronunciation's awful. - Thatwould hardly explain why I... 629 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:40,115 - Well, write your own speeches. - That's notwhat I meant. 630 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:46,833 Nowwe have exactly 45 seconds to get ready for that bloody banquet. 631 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:48,798 I need to pee. 632 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,669 You're Iike a kid; someone tells you to hurry up, and you have to pee! 633 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:57,197 - You treat me Iike a kid. - Want to be treated Iike a grown-up? 634 01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:01,558 - Then make a grown-up decision. - I'II go pee. 635 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,473 I bet you'II purposely poop, just to annoy me. 636 01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:08,758 Go on ahead and we'II meet up at the hotel. 637 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,559 You don't even know the name of the hotel. 638 01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:15,235 - Sure I do. - What's it called then? 639 01:01:15,400 --> 01:01:20,190 - I knowwhat it's called. - It's your call. Good Iuck. 640 01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:24,158 Fucking Hungary! 641 01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:28,158 Fucking Hungary! 642 01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:30,959 - What are you doing here? - I took a pee in Hungary. 643 01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:34,192 - Butwhat are you doing here? - Ask Fia. 644 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:38,433 She wants me to travel abroad, to seem more statesmanlike. 645 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,114 It's working well for you. 646 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,033 - Why are you here? - To sell fighter jets. 647 01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:47,670 Only don't tell the Greens that. 648 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,157 How about dinner? 649 01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:57,279 Or do I have to clear that with Fia and Jorgen first? 650 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,470 A point of order... 651 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:09,668 - Is this a date? - That's up to you. 652 01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:12,912 - Then it isn't. - Good, then I can deduct it. 653 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:17,790 You could do that anyway. Pretend I'm Tomas Bodstrom. 654 01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:21,873 I always do... A date would have been nice, though. 655 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:26,079 I've had some pretty awful dating experiences recently. 656 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:30,358 The Iast guy would have preferred to sleep with Hasse Aro. 657 01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:33,956 - No! - I don't get the whole dating thing. 658 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:38,272 - It's a way to get acquainted. - How? 659 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:41,159 Some people ask pathetic questions. 660 01:04:41,320 --> 01:04:46,075 "When was the Iast time you cried? " "What vegetable would you be? " 661 01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:49,915 Can't we do that? You know, for practice. 662 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:54,039 In case I everwind up on a date again. 663 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:57,556 This is so gay... 664 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:05,517 Well, I'd be a housewife. 665 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,592 Just go to the hairdressers and drink on the sly. 666 01:05:08,760 --> 01:05:14,073 And my husband will smack my bottom in the most sexist way. 667 01:05:14,240 --> 01:05:18,074 - How about you? - Edward would set me up in Brussels. 668 01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:21,630 With a fancy French title and a monster salary! 669 01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,917 And then you'II become a Iegend on the gay club scene. 670 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:26,718 I'm done with that. 671 01:05:26,880 --> 01:05:32,637 I want to come home to someone whose bottom I can smack in a sexist way. 672 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,678 - I'II take the sofa bed. - You're the guest. 673 01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:43,153 - I'm the one who's imposing. - I'II take the sofa. 674 01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,039 Continental, Hotel Continental. 675 01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,033 Is that where you're staying? 676 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,919 It's right next door. 677 01:05:52,080 --> 01:05:55,709 Oh... 678 01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:01,712 I could be mistaken. 679 01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:33,636 Look, it's me! 680 01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:35,279 They've written about my speech. 681 01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:41,874 A very good summary. 682 01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:56,035 Knowwhat I think? 683 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,158 We should go to the press and tell them everything. 684 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:04,872 - What? - About us. Our Iove story. 685 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:08,350 Stuff Iike this always Ieaks out anyway... 686 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,796 So that's what this was all about. 687 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:17,159 We'II be media darlings. Get invited to talk shows. 688 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,754 Wear matching pullovers. It'II be a riot! 689 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:24,118 What will? Seeing my political future go down the tubes? 690 01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:27,829 Come on, David. 691 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:33,711 - We've got each other. - Until you sleep with someone else? 692 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:36,838 - What the hell do you mean? - I'm not stupid. 693 01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:41,198 I know how you operate, I have no illusions. 694 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:44,318 Well, Iook what's starting to shine through... 695 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:47,278 A bigoted Bible-thumper! 696 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:50,716 Because I haven't humped every man I ever met? 697 01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:56,318 I'd rather be a slut than a Baptistwho panics every time he gets a hard on! 698 01:07:56,480 --> 01:08:00,075 - This was a big fucking mistake. - I couldn't agree more! 699 01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:06,236 - What was I thinking? - About your Uncle Gunnar, no doubt. 700 01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,274 Excuse me... 701 01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:53,790 David, it's notwhat you think, this isn'twhat it Iooks Iike... 702 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,314 - We have a relationship. - What did you think it Iooked Iike? 703 01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:02,358 I know, that came out strange... 704 01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:07,594 Sorry, David. Don't blame Fia, I seduced her. 705 01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:12,390 Go hop in the shower, all right? 706 01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,669 And where the hell have you been? 707 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:26,876 Nothing? Not even some Iittle strategy brief on tax policy? 708 01:09:27,040 --> 01:09:29,508 Not even that. 709 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,717 Then what did you do it for? 710 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,350 There are other reasons to have sex, you know. 711 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:41,719 Not with David Holst. So, he's an ass bandit, you say? 712 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,269 Nothing wrong with that. 713 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:47,796 I'd Iove to see that clown publicly humiliated, 714 01:09:47,960 --> 01:09:50,679 but it might screw up my own plans. 715 01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:54,879 - Making you party secretary. - Wow... 716 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,190 We need a new one. 717 01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:02,639 And I don't want some anti-nuke kook, I want you. 718 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:05,758 But the boyfriend of the Liberal's chairman will be a hard sell. 719 01:10:05,920 --> 01:10:10,835 We have something very painful to tell you. 720 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,675 We've decided to get a divorce. 721 01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,990 I'm sorry... 722 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:24,350 To your father and I, marriage is holy and therefore inviolable. 723 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:30,038 We have tried to instill that value in you. 724 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:36,435 - But this is an exception. - What? 725 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:41,230 I've detested this woman from day one. 726 01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:46,958 What Ied you to this excellent decision? 727 01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:50,874 Well... 728 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:56,398 - You remember Martin, don't you? - A delightful man. 729 01:10:56,560 --> 01:11:00,792 - So dedicated to the Liberals. - I doubt that. 730 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:07,069 He works for Edward Jonsson, the Social Democrats. 731 01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:13,270 The thing is that Martin and I became more than friends. 732 01:11:13,440 --> 01:11:16,830 We grew... 733 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,833 ...very close. 734 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,917 You don't mean to say that you're... 735 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:28,197 That you're... 736 01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:31,477 That you're a Social Democrat? 737 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:37,237 Ingrid, David is a queer, a fag, a buttboy. 738 01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:50,757 Admit it, you couldn't repeat that if I gave you fifty tries. 739 01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:58,029 Let's play in this direction. 740 01:11:59,160 --> 01:12:02,914 Wasn't she in that cooking class? Didn't you have a fling? 741 01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:07,153 Until her sister turned up. A flaming nymphomaniac... 742 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:11,313 And I wind up getting the blame! 743 01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:16,156 So, what did Edward want to talk to you about at Harpsund? 744 01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:20,677 He wants me to become party secretary. 745 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,111 You're not saying anything... 746 01:12:28,280 --> 01:12:34,071 I don't want to start blubbering in public, now do I? 747 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,949 There's no finer job around. 748 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:43,396 And no better man forthe job. 749 01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:47,879 But once you've taken it, you're married to the Party. 750 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,828 You realize that? Then there's no going back. 751 01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:56,039 You can't run around screwing Liberals. 752 01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:03,555 Aren't you going to throw that? 753 01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:14,036 And you know... 754 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:20,351 Are you all right? 755 01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:24,393 Dad? Dad! 756 01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:27,834 Dad? 757 01:13:35,680 --> 01:13:40,390 Hello?! Could you call an ambulance! 758 01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:58,756 When the unthinkable happens 759 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:06,274 That no one can foresee... 760 01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:13,477 I summarized the summary. 761 01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,551 - You're against it. - I'm against it. 762 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:21,636 Here's your speech for Gothenburg. I've added happy and angry smileys. 763 01:15:21,800 --> 01:15:26,828 - Is that really necessary? - Rememberwhat happened in Ostersund? 764 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:34,199 Here are your replies forthe Iadies' magazine: 765 01:15:34,360 --> 01:15:37,830 The divorce was rough, but nowwe're best friends... 766 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,074 - I Iike Ethiopian food? - Exactly. Lots of goat meat. 767 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:48,429 So, see you tomorrow. Bye. 768 01:15:54,400 --> 01:15:59,474 All there is, is silence 769 01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:06,991 Though the world went crashing down... 770 01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:30,151 Let's reopen the North Bothnia Rail Link. 771 01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:33,710 Come to the Opera bar at 7 pm. 772 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:55,788 - Here. - I'm waiting for someone... 773 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,356 It's a perfectly ordinary Iaptop, Jorgen. 774 01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:48,230 It's black. It's got to be there, because it's not here. 775 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:53,838 My train Ieaves in 30 minutes. Hang on, check the bathroom. 776 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:59,028 Maybe I brought it in there with me. No stranger than doing Sudoko... 777 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:02,795 Here comes Fia, I've got to get the door. 778 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:10,636 AII right, I'II come down and pick it up. Bye. 779 01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:15,635 Hello, you Iittle bigot. 780 01:18:15,800 --> 01:18:19,634 Who panics every time he gets a hard on... 781 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:26,349 - Where are you going? - To Gothenburg. 782 01:18:26,520 --> 01:18:32,834 Last chance to wrench Western Sweden from the clutches of Johnny Bollocks. 783 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:37,152 I'II be catching a train myself, to the Party congress in Sundsvall. 784 01:18:37,320 --> 01:18:42,235 Edward will be announcing me as the new party secretary. 785 01:18:42,400 --> 01:18:49,317 - Wow! That's great! - Yes. If I decide to accept. 786 01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:56,397 - Why wouldn't you? - Oh, I don't know... 787 01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:02,870 I thought maybe you might want me back? 788 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:10,233 This is ridiculous, we're bloody well made for each other. 789 01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:12,868 I want to Iive with you. 790 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:19,718 You can't imagine how I've Ionged for this. 791 01:19:24,400 --> 01:19:28,518 - But I can't do it. - We Iove each other! 792 01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:34,755 Don't you realize that? How can you say no to that? 793 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,870 There are people who worked for me for years. 794 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:41,793 I have no right to Iet them down. 795 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:45,111 - Do you know what time it is?! - I know! You'II have to help me pack. 796 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:50,593 I have to go and get my computer, I can't find it. 797 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:54,469 I'II see you on the train. 798 01:19:54,640 --> 01:20:01,113 - Hi. What are you doing here? - Nothing, I've got a train to catch. 799 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:10,591 Thank you, Per, that's great. It's all set then, bye. 800 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:16,392 Per Ahlmark is going to sue us for inciting racial hatred. 801 01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:22,510 Our construction standard proposal was somehow anti-Israel. 802 01:20:23,840 --> 01:20:28,152 So what did you and Martin Kovac have to say to each other? 803 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,550 Well... 804 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:36,716 He wants us to Iive together. Says we're meant for each other. 805 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:42,000 - And you said? - The truth. That it was madness. 806 01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:46,119 - We would make each other unhappy. - And how do you feel? 807 01:20:46,280 --> 01:20:50,034 Sad. But at the same time, it's a huge relief. 808 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:55,911 It's Iike I finally had the balls to make the right decision. 809 01:20:56,080 --> 01:20:59,072 That I could drawthe Iine. 810 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:11,797 Know what? I think things are going to turn around now. 811 01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:15,111 - What is? - The voters will be coming back. 812 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,511 Yesterday we dropped another one and a half percent... 813 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:21,399 Right, so the only way is up. 814 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:24,393 Or we get kicked out of parliament. 815 01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:30,510 We'II woo back the west and we'II win the elections! 816 01:21:30,680 --> 01:21:34,514 Have you checked the news feeds today? 817 01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:40,397 "Even the Liberal Party chapters in Ostergotland, BIekinge and Gotland 818 01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:45,076 support Johnny Lundstedt's demand that Holst steps down. 819 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:49,950 The only chapter still backing Holst is Gastrikland." 820 01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:06,310 Am I out of my fucking mind? 821 01:22:08,880 --> 01:22:14,193 I've thrown away the one thing in my Iife I really care about. 822 01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:24,834 In twenty minutes Martin will become party secretary. 823 01:22:25,000 --> 01:22:28,879 I assume that the natural thing to do in a situation Iike this 824 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:33,511 would be to run around screaming hysterically. 825 01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:37,798 I probably would have gone for that. 826 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:47,916 But apathy works, too. 827 01:22:51,040 --> 01:22:57,229 So this is it: I'm politically dead, my party hates me, 828 01:22:57,400 --> 01:23:01,154 and we're Iosing our seats in parliament. 829 01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:04,153 My marriage was a sham, 830 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:06,880 I've ruined my mother's Iife, 831 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:11,909 and I've sentenced myself to a Iife of bitter Ioneliness. 832 01:23:13,400 --> 01:23:16,836 May I have a Iook at your Parliamentary News? 833 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:23,317 No. I'm not done with it yet. 834 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:28,997 Don't blame me. Itwas her idea. 835 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:33,199 This morning, at my house? 836 01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:39,873 - But how did you know? - Christ! You regret every decision. 837 01:23:40,040 --> 01:23:43,077 So why wouldn't you regret this one, too? 838 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:46,869 - Let's go grab a cup of coffee. - I've still got some... 839 01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:50,510 Then I'm taking these with me. 840 01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:01,837 - What does Edward have to say? - He wants to negotiate. 841 01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:06,835 He's ready to cut corporate taxes by seven percent if you dump me. 842 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:11,869 If he had said twelve, I'd have considered it. 843 01:25:04,760 --> 01:25:07,672 Subtitles by Ingrid Eng Svensk Medietext 70289

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