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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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They send me to Italy,
I come here.
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I should...
You know what I should be doing?
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I should be making love
to beautiful Italian models.
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But no, they got me in this
bozo van with Itchy and Scratchy
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who think goddamn Rocky
was a damn documentary.
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You espresso-drinking ass,
Paco Rabanne-smelling motherfucker.
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Paco Rabanne
is a Spanish cologne, asshole.
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I only use Versace.
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Well, you sure
put a lot of it on.
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Well, the ladies,
they like it.
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Oh! Shit! She is...
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They make them like that
out here?
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Goddamn!
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Is that our guy
sucking on her neck?
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Still verifying a positive ID.
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I can't believe
they made a movie about you.
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You call that a movie?
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I tried to find it on the Netflix, but then
I had to download it off The Pirate Bay.
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You know that's illegal, right?
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I can take you in for that.
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Hey, guys...
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I've got a copy of the old
Beats and Rhymes magazine
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the movie was based on.
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Ha!
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"Jack Carter and Archie Moses."
Back in the day.
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So, did the criminal you were setting
up really shoot you in the head?
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Archie Moses? Yeah.
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I got the bullet
and the pain pills to prove it.
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God, so you were younger
back then.
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Fuck you.
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What happened to the guy
who shot you in the head?
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Last time I saw him,
I was walking him into jail.
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Haven't seen him since.
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I think he's living
off the grid now.
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So, what's it like
to get shot in the head?
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Take a hammer one day when you're
just, you know, not doing anything,
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and then you start
slapping your nuts.
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- With a hammer?
- Bah!
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Just slap your nuts.
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Kind of like that.
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Hey. Hey, guys.
Positive ID verified. We're a go.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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Act black.
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What?
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Act black.
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- Black cool.
- Like Samuel L. Jackson.
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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Van den Berg.
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- I know you?
- You know me now, bitch.
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Jack Carter, DEA.
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I've got a nice, free Uber ride
back to the States for you.
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Yeah? You're taking me
on an Uber ride?
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Get the fuck out of here, man.
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Get the fuck...
You get the fuck out of here.
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You get the fuck out...
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You think
you're busting me tonight?
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- Do I think I'm bust...
- You think you're busting me?
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Do I think I'm really
busting your ass?
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Just get rid of him, man.
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- He gonna take care of me?
- Just take care of him.
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I be light work?
I be light work?
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Oh! Let me get ready.
If we gonna fight, let me get ready.
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And go!
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I'm glad you're back, Carter.
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Hey, you know what?
That was a tremendous hit in Rome.
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But tell me something.
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Is it true that
you dropped your sidearm
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and it discharged
into the bodyguard's foot?
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Fuck!
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He fired on me first.
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Oh, oh!
And then you head-butted him,
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even though you got
a metal plate in your head.
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- It's my signature move.
- Oh! So you wanted to, what, smash his face like a melon?
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Are you going through
some big-time burnout, Carter?
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Is your shit starting to slide?
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Is that bullet in your brain
giving you permanent heartburn?
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- I'm good to go. I'm good.
- Oh, you good?
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Well, good, bueno,
because you are a go.
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South Africa. Cape Town.
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Leaving on a plane tonight
for the mother city.
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- For what?
- Schmidt Syndicate.
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Word is that Mexican cartel out of Juárez
has been searching for a new source.
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I want you to put the Mexicans
into business with the Syndicate
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and then we can nail them all!
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That's a long way to go
for that small crew.
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The Schmidt Syndicate
is running X,
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liquid MDMA, Taliban White,
the globe over.
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There's one fella that the Mexicans
have heard of, but never met.
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Now, you could assume his
identity and slip right on in.
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Who?
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Yeah!
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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!
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Fuck no!
Fuck yeah!
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Fuck no!
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Moses spent some time
in a Mexican jail.
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His cell mate was a cartel
lieutenant named Alejandro Velasquez.
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They became extremely close.
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Come on, man, I love you.
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Until someone decided to relieve
Alejandro's body of his head.
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Now, there is one other way.
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We drag Moses out of retirement
and we put him back into the game.
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I wouldn't even know
where to find him.
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- He's in Cape Town.
- What the fuck's he doing in Cape Town?
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When you get down there,
you can ask him.
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It's your call.
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Put Moses back into play,
or go it alone.
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Archie Moses.
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What kind of name is Archie
for a black guy?
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What's your name, son?
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It's Little Dig.
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Little Dig.
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It's 'cause my sister's name
is Big Dig, okay?
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Listen, Little Dig. I don't know you, you
don't know me, so park your fucking tongue.
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Where the fuck
are these Mexicans?
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Chill. They'll be here.
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One thing's for sure,
we do this thing right,
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and it's all blue water
and bungalows from now on.
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I'm talking private air strip,
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and a plantation house
that'll blow your tits off!
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What's it called again,
Little Dig?
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- Fuck You Island!
- Yeah, Fuck You Island.
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- And it's all Schmidt land now!
- Yeah.
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You've come along
at a grand time.
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Big moves afoot, boet.
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You know, Spyderman, personally,
I'd love to see the American in action,
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see how tough he gets
when things get fresh.
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'Cause honestly, I smell a puss.
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Anyone in the mood
for some Mexican?
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Let's go get ourselves
some burritos.
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Hola, hola, hola, hola, amigos!
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¿Qué pasó?
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Welcome. Thanks for the meet.
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My name's Spyder,
Spyder Schmidt.
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Who the fuck is this?
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I'm the boogeyman.
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I set up this day party.
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Archie Moses?
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¡Orale! Alejandro told me
stories about you.
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Wait a second.
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I thought Alejandro told us
Archie Moses was a fucking gringo!
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What the fuck!
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- Why the fuck aren't you white, boet?
- What?
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Not a fucking gringo.
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- A fucking Negro.
- Negro.
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- Negro.
- Fucking Negro, boet.
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- Whatever you said.
- I don't know.
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If you're Archie Moses,
there's only one way to find out.
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Like I said,
he told me stories about you.
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I was his right hand.
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Alejandro had many right hands.
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Many left hands.
He was like a fucking octopus.
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Twenty left hands,
20 right hands.
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He told me you were
the biggest pussy he ever met.
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Oh!
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Said he had to take you
under his wing
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before the other vatos in the
joint turned your bitch-ass out.
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Figured... the crying
would fuck up his sleep.
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Yes.
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Whoa!
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I have to tell you, boet.
You had me fooled, Archie, huh?
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Thought I was gonna hit you,
boet, huh?
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- Happy?
- I'm happy, boetie. I'm happy.
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I'm all fucking Popsicles
and beer right now,
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so come, let's make a deal.
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We're looking to open up
a pipeline to the fine Taliban...
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Yeah, yeah. Before we get there,
let's talk bank cards.
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Old Archie here tells me
that you all talked it up.
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- Gift cards.
- Aye, gift cards.
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And like I told him on the phone,
I'm gonna break you off a side deal,
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- as a first-time bonus.
- Aw, shit, man.
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That's some real
warm-hearted shit, so bring it.
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This is how we move the cash.
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Open loop gift cards.
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No border guard will even look at these twice,
all right? I even throw in a programmer.
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There are 2,500,
and they max out at quarter mill each.
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Right. Let's do a deal.
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Yo, Spyderman.
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I believe the price
was 600K, American.
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You believe right, papi.
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Do you wanna touch it?
Come, touch it, man.
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Touch it. Come have a sniff.
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Touch it... No, but hang on,
before you go there...
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Look, I don't get to LA
as much as I'd like to anymore.
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So I've got these four courtside
at Staples
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and I thought, you know,
maybe you okes would like them?
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I'd hate for it to go to waste.
Do you guys like it?
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You guys would like it?
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You would like to have it.
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All of you okes
like a bit of bunky-bunky.
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What do you guys know
about basketball?
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- Don't fuck with me.
- I'm not fucking with you, boet.
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I've got it right in here.
Do you want it?
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- Who's your favorite player?
- Magic.
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He said Magic, boet.
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- Well, abra-fucking-cadabra, you scum!
- He's got a fucking gun!
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No!
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Run, run, run, run!
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Archie, get me out of here, man.
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What happened to all
that big, dumb big-dick shit?
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Fuck!
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- Ah, shit!
- Archie! What?
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Oh, shit! We gotta get
the fuck out of here.
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- Follow me! Follow me!
- Please, wait.
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- Get outta here!
- Archie, I'm scared!
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Archie!
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You look like you're tired,
you fucking jerk-off!
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Okay, now, huh?
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You are a pink taco
in a firefight.
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What about
the distribution deal?
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Dude,
fuck those ass-clowns, man.
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I wasn't even gonna come
for their baby shit
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until you mentioned
the gift cards.
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Now that shit's
pure fucking genius, boet.
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Those Mexicans
aren't to be fucked with, man.
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Like I said, fuck 'em.
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This is Africa, not Tijuana.
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You don't get it.
Doesn't matter where you are.
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They're the Mexican cartel.
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They will find you.
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You started a war,
and guess who's gonna die first.
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Archie Moses.
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Well, then you're just gonna
have to beg for mercy, china.
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Hey, chum, relax.
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I'm gonna take care of you.
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Let's go have a beer. Come on.
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When you're dumb, you bleed.
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You suffered a gunshot
wound to the head some years back.
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This bullet in your brain
is like a time bomb.
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Ordinarily, I would like to go in
there and dig the little bugger out,
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but given the position it's in,
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I'm afraid we might do more harm
than good.
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Yeah. We don't wanna
do more harm than good.
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- We don't wanna do that.
- No.
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Of course there is a chance
it could move on its own.
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Another bang to the head might
shift it in the other direction.
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So basically what I'm saying is,
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this bullet in your brain
could prove fatal.
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However, don't worry.
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There is a way for us
to keep you chugging along.
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Just stay in bed and don't engage
in any physical activity whatsoever.
242
00:16:07,691 --> 00:16:09,458
Look, I don't know
what's going on with me, Doc.
243
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,360
A couple months back,
I was on a stakeout
244
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:14,363
and I dropped my gun
and my gun shot somebody.
245
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:16,567
I mean,
it's like my shit's sliding.
246
00:16:18,601 --> 00:16:21,570
- Your shit?
- Yeah, I don't feel the same. I ain't the same nigga.
247
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,805
Oh! Well, that makes sense,
248
00:16:23,807 --> 00:16:26,274
because the position
that the fragment is in,
249
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,276
that would affect your
equilibrium and your motor skills.
250
00:16:29,278 --> 00:16:30,578
What about sex?
251
00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:34,415
I mean, all I think about
is tacos and pussy.
252
00:16:34,417 --> 00:16:37,385
No. No. No pussy. No tacos.
253
00:16:37,387 --> 00:16:38,754
- No pussy?
- No pussy.
254
00:16:38,756 --> 00:16:40,555
- No tacos?
- No tacos.
255
00:16:40,557 --> 00:16:43,524
Cold showers.
That's the best medicine.
256
00:16:43,526 --> 00:16:46,427
Listen, they got enough gift
cards to ship 625 million.
257
00:16:46,429 --> 00:16:48,562
If they can move their own
money, why would they stay?
258
00:16:48,564 --> 00:16:51,432
Spyder's been talking about this
island they bought in Australia.
259
00:16:51,434 --> 00:16:53,701
I don't think you're gonna stick around
if you're gonna shoot all those people.
260
00:16:53,703 --> 00:16:57,371
No. We are not gonna continue
this shit show.
261
00:16:57,373 --> 00:17:00,675
It's like the sick
fucking the dead with you!
262
00:17:00,677 --> 00:17:04,846
Eight guys being mowed down
in broad daylight is a disaster.
263
00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:07,614
Don't burn this case, man.
264
00:17:07,616 --> 00:17:08,849
Let me finish it.
265
00:17:08,851 --> 00:17:11,317
All right, fine.
266
00:17:11,319 --> 00:17:14,588
You nail this guy
and make us look good.
267
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,590
But you better
watch your ass, Carter,
268
00:17:16,592 --> 00:17:20,460
because if you fuck this up,
I'm gonna pull your badge!
269
00:17:20,462 --> 00:17:22,495
- You got it?
- I got it.
270
00:17:22,497 --> 00:17:26,366
Now you need to worry about the
rest of the real cartel killers.
271
00:17:26,368 --> 00:17:27,601
I'll be fine.
272
00:17:27,603 --> 00:17:30,336
Not you. Archie Moses.
273
00:17:30,338 --> 00:17:32,706
As far as the Mexicans
are concerned,
274
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,475
it was Archie Moses
who set them up.
275
00:17:35,477 --> 00:17:38,545
- Where the fuck is he?
- PinMe your location.
276
00:17:38,547 --> 00:17:42,450
And I'll have one of our operatives
come pick you up and deliver you to him.
277
00:17:58,633 --> 00:17:59,835
There it is.
278
00:18:01,002 --> 00:18:03,369
He's been working as a janitor
here the last six months.
279
00:18:03,371 --> 00:18:05,304
"Pinkies Blue Room."
280
00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:07,473
Look, if you want, I can stay.
281
00:18:07,475 --> 00:18:09,475
Nah. I can handle this.
282
00:18:09,477 --> 00:18:10,644
Sure about that?
283
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,649
Last meet went sideways.
Lot of guys died.
284
00:18:15,751 --> 00:18:17,418
Nah, I got this.
285
00:18:18,319 --> 00:18:19,487
This is personal.
286
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:21,920
Thanks for the lift, though.
287
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:23,791
Schmidts are a big get.
288
00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:25,792
Finish strong.
289
00:18:25,794 --> 00:18:27,559
Pinkies, huh?
290
00:18:27,561 --> 00:18:29,393
I'm in and out.
291
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:18,910
Hey, guys, give it up
for Pinkie on the main stage.
292
00:19:18,912 --> 00:19:20,847
Don't forget to tip
your bartenders.
293
00:19:22,982 --> 00:19:24,417
Thank you.
294
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:37,730
What can I get you, teddy bear?
295
00:19:38,832 --> 00:19:40,798
I'm looking for a friend.
296
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,432
White guy. Tall.
297
00:19:42,434 --> 00:19:44,668
Is he tall but seems small?
298
00:19:44,670 --> 00:19:46,636
- Like a total wussy?
- You mean a pussy?
299
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:49,408
Uh-uh. Pussies are strong.
300
00:19:50,877 --> 00:19:53,410
Sounds like him. Archie Moses.
301
00:19:53,412 --> 00:19:55,614
Ah! Follow me.
302
00:19:58,017 --> 00:20:00,684
He works gravy mop-up for me.
303
00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:04,524
- Oh, you have a kitchen here?
- You're cute.
304
00:20:06,425 --> 00:20:08,425
Oh. Gravy. I get it.
305
00:20:08,427 --> 00:20:10,527
You're quick. Are you a cop?
306
00:20:10,529 --> 00:20:12,762
Are you a criminal?
Sometimes.
307
00:20:12,764 --> 00:20:14,600
I'm a friend.
308
00:20:15,701 --> 00:20:16,769
You a homeowner?
309
00:20:17,936 --> 00:20:19,503
No, I rent. I live in LA.
310
00:20:20,873 --> 00:20:21,905
No, you fucking idiot.
311
00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,840
I mean LGBTQ,
312
00:20:23,842 --> 00:20:27,010
'cause, if you are, the men's
bathhouse is down the road.
313
00:20:27,012 --> 00:20:28,911
It's called the Red Blossom.
314
00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:33,016
You think I'm L-G-bar... B...
What is the Q for?
315
00:20:33,018 --> 00:20:35,585
Questioning your sexuality.
316
00:20:35,587 --> 00:20:38,655
The last person who questioned
my sexuality was Alicia Johnson.
317
00:20:38,657 --> 00:20:40,223
- You know what she got?
- What?
318
00:20:40,225 --> 00:20:41,991
- NBD.
- What's that stand for?
319
00:20:41,993 --> 00:20:46,495
Boom, bop, bam, boom shaka-laka.
320
00:20:46,497 --> 00:20:47,765
"Nothing But Dick."
321
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,636
Now, where's Archie?
322
00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:52,738
I think I like you.
323
00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:54,805
- Follow me.
- Hmm...
324
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,807
Wowza. We're just
getting started up here
325
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:00,843
with our all-star lineup
of Cape Town beauties...
326
00:21:00,845 --> 00:21:01,746
There he is.
327
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,480
Let me know if you
need anything, teddy bear.
328
00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:08,684
Make sure to check out Zin
in the birdcage on the upper deck.
329
00:21:08,686 --> 00:21:10,753
And remember, guys,
don't be a schmuck.
330
00:21:10,755 --> 00:21:12,021
Show her that buck.
331
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:14,556
Slip it in her G-string.
Put it down her top.
332
00:21:14,558 --> 00:21:15,826
Hey, big boy.
333
00:21:21,598 --> 00:21:23,000
Blind man walks into a bar...
334
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,271
What the fuck is this?
335
00:21:28,273 --> 00:21:30,605
Fucking Jack Carter, bitch.
336
00:21:30,607 --> 00:21:32,707
I've got nothing to say to you.
337
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:35,044
This is not exactly easy
for me either.
338
00:21:35,046 --> 00:21:38,513
Last time I saw you
was through a prison fence.
339
00:21:38,515 --> 00:21:40,716
I spent the next year
with a Sports Illustrated
340
00:21:40,718 --> 00:21:42,717
stuffed down the back
of my pants.
341
00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:45,119
Guys afraid to get paper cuts
on their dick.
342
00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:48,556
Last time I saw you,
you put a bullet in my fucking head.
343
00:21:48,558 --> 00:21:50,591
You still whining
about that shit?
344
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:52,061
Let it go, man, you big baby.
345
00:21:52,063 --> 00:21:55,596
I let you run.
All you had to do was keep running.
346
00:21:55,598 --> 00:21:57,865
All you had to do
was keep fucking running.
347
00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,601
And you brought
your narrow ass back.
348
00:22:00,603 --> 00:22:02,939
I only came back
for my mother's funeral.
349
00:22:04,041 --> 00:22:06,074
- How is she?
- She's still fucking dead, man!
350
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,875
- Right. Right.
- That's the problem with you.
351
00:22:07,877 --> 00:22:10,645
You're a selfish prick.
You never listen to me.
352
00:22:10,647 --> 00:22:12,080
Everything was always about you.
353
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:16,684
Hear me now.
You fucked my ass up bad.
354
00:22:16,686 --> 00:22:18,885
- I fucked your ass?
- You fucked my ass.
355
00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:20,957
- I fucked your ass?
- No lube, man.
356
00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:22,890
Not gay, huh?
357
00:22:22,892 --> 00:22:25,026
Listen, missy.
This is some men shit.
358
00:22:25,028 --> 00:22:27,028
You listen.
359
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,564
You know how fucked up it was getting
thrown against my mom's casket
360
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:31,865
and cuffed right there?
361
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,601
That was the real
balls-across-the-nose play.
362
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:37,571
Real bullshit, man.
Petty. Petty!
363
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:40,074
To be honest with you,
prison did you good.
364
00:22:40,076 --> 00:22:42,776
You're looking good.
Your complexion is beautiful.
365
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,912
I've always looked good.
I've always had a good complexion.
366
00:22:45,914 --> 00:22:48,815
But I'm working gravy mop-up.
Is that a good job?
367
00:22:48,817 --> 00:22:50,851
I'm cleaning up
dick spills, man.
368
00:22:50,853 --> 00:22:52,986
I'm supposed to be making
dick spills.
369
00:22:52,988 --> 00:22:54,720
I'm a make-dick-spill guy.
370
00:22:54,722 --> 00:22:56,089
That's my specialty.
371
00:22:56,091 --> 00:22:58,658
I got a strong, loud load.
372
00:22:58,660 --> 00:23:00,794
- It's an honest job.
- Honest job?
373
00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:02,662
I got one kneepad.
374
00:23:02,664 --> 00:23:04,663
The other got eaten by cum.
375
00:23:04,665 --> 00:23:06,199
You know what
you're supposed to do in life?
376
00:23:06,201 --> 00:23:09,138
Meet a woman, nut on her tits.
377
00:23:09,938 --> 00:23:11,772
That's life.
378
00:23:11,774 --> 00:23:14,174
Not meet a girl,
nut in your pants,
379
00:23:14,176 --> 00:23:16,809
rub it on a couch,
call for Archie?
380
00:23:16,811 --> 00:23:18,946
Well, actually I came here
to warn you.
381
00:23:20,081 --> 00:23:23,017
There's a Mexican hit team
on their way to kill you.
382
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,088
Care to explain that?
383
00:23:51,846 --> 00:23:54,012
Well, I left LAPD
and became DEA.
384
00:23:54,014 --> 00:23:56,148
I been working this case
in South Africa.
385
00:23:56,150 --> 00:23:59,018
This drug lord is trying to move
his money through gift cards.
386
00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,788
Jesus Christ. Will there be a point
to this story ever that involves me?
387
00:24:02,790 --> 00:24:05,058
Well, this is the funny part.
388
00:24:06,827 --> 00:24:10,198
I was undercover
as Archie Moses.
389
00:24:11,999 --> 00:24:13,034
Excuse me?
390
00:24:20,006 --> 00:24:22,874
So, you told a drug cartel
you were Archie Moses.
391
00:24:22,876 --> 00:24:24,776
Then a bunch of them got whacked
392
00:24:24,778 --> 00:24:26,711
and now I'm at the top
of their to-do list?
393
00:24:26,713 --> 00:24:28,880
- Is that the gist of it?
- More or less.
394
00:24:28,882 --> 00:24:32,750
So when I have a machete
just shoved up my ass,
395
00:24:32,752 --> 00:24:34,219
can I just more or less say,
396
00:24:34,221 --> 00:24:36,156
"Hey, man,
sorry I killed your friends"?
397
00:24:37,157 --> 00:24:39,090
I gotta get you
out of here, man.
398
00:24:39,092 --> 00:24:43,161
I traveled halfway across the
planet, the other side of the world,
399
00:24:43,163 --> 00:24:45,964
to kind of get away from you,
to get a fresh start.
400
00:24:45,966 --> 00:24:47,866
And I was feeling
real good about it.
401
00:24:47,868 --> 00:24:50,904
And somehow you figured out
a way to fuck me again.
402
00:24:52,038 --> 00:24:55,040
As long as my cover's not blown,
I can take care of you.
403
00:25:01,014 --> 00:25:03,047
You got me balls-deep here, man.
404
00:25:03,049 --> 00:25:06,750
And here I thought I'd have to
maybe pass out at a frat party
405
00:25:06,752 --> 00:25:07,951
to get fucked up the ass.
406
00:25:07,953 --> 00:25:10,020
Nobody wanna hear
your fucking bitching.
407
00:25:10,022 --> 00:25:11,989
Life's a bitch! Okay?
408
00:25:11,991 --> 00:25:15,093
I'm dealing with this fucking
bullet dancing in my head,
409
00:25:15,095 --> 00:25:18,128
the doctor telling me
that I'm eating my feelings.
410
00:25:18,130 --> 00:25:19,963
I like tacos and puppies.
411
00:25:19,965 --> 00:25:23,066
I don't have a broad
to love and cherish.
412
00:25:23,068 --> 00:25:25,068
I jack off nine times a day.
413
00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:26,803
I wanna fuck everything I see.
414
00:25:26,805 --> 00:25:28,239
You're just describing
being a man.
415
00:25:28,241 --> 00:25:29,939
I'm watching black porn.
416
00:25:29,941 --> 00:25:31,741
- Have you watched black porn?
- I have.
417
00:25:31,743 --> 00:25:33,243
They fuck with their socks on!
418
00:25:33,245 --> 00:25:36,747
I know! It freaks me out too!
It's no big deal. I got over it.
419
00:25:36,749 --> 00:25:38,215
But guess what. You're black!
420
00:25:38,217 --> 00:25:40,517
Watch it! Be who you are.
421
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:44,221
But the bottom line is, I'm gonna play
the tiniest violin in the world for you
422
00:25:44,223 --> 00:25:46,058
when they're blow-torching
my nuts off.
423
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:03,974
Hey, puto!
424
00:26:03,976 --> 00:26:05,243
Oh, shit.
425
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:35,571
Give me a bottle.
426
00:26:35,573 --> 00:26:37,108
Fuck! Give me a bottle!
427
00:26:45,015 --> 00:26:46,881
For what it's worth,
you're my favorite.
428
00:26:46,883 --> 00:26:47,918
I love your tits.
429
00:27:24,988 --> 00:27:28,189
- I'm out of bullets!
- Use the one in your fucking head.
430
00:27:28,191 --> 00:27:31,927
- Fuck you!
- Fuck, did they kill a bird?
431
00:27:40,103 --> 00:27:42,138
Motherfucker!
432
00:28:13,969 --> 00:28:15,404
Why don't you lay here, fucker!
433
00:28:16,105 --> 00:28:17,236
Shit! Fuck!
434
00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,173
Fuck!
435
00:29:03,952 --> 00:29:04,985
See, teddy bear?
436
00:29:05,419 --> 00:29:07,020
That's some pussy power.
437
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:15,361
What's your name, anyway?
438
00:29:15,363 --> 00:29:17,429
You speak English?
I don't give a shit.
439
00:29:17,431 --> 00:29:19,531
With tits like that,
you don't even need to talk.
440
00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:23,436
Nothing like a slow Tuesday night, huh?
Come on, then. Follow me.
441
00:29:23,438 --> 00:29:26,205
Looks like you two knob jockeys
need a place to crash.
442
00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:28,207
I better still get paid
for a full shift, Pink.
443
00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:30,242
- Suck my dick.
- I will.
444
00:29:30,244 --> 00:29:31,912
Pull that dick out.
445
00:29:58,305 --> 00:29:59,473
Fuck.
446
00:30:07,146 --> 00:30:12,317
I would've been happy if
he had just showed up to say hi.
447
00:30:12,319 --> 00:30:15,320
Maybe, "Hey, Archie, man.
It's been 25 years. How you been?"
448
00:30:17,323 --> 00:30:18,391
Shit.
449
00:30:21,561 --> 00:30:23,394
Why don't you just apologize?
450
00:30:23,396 --> 00:30:25,262
- He needs to apologize.
- You both need to apologize.
451
00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,332
You don't know
what he did to me.
452
00:30:27,334 --> 00:30:29,435
No, I don't, but it sounds
like you're both in the wrong, to me.
453
00:30:39,813 --> 00:30:45,516
Why don't you Silence of the Lambs
that shit and just tuck it under?
454
00:30:45,518 --> 00:30:47,318
Morning, glory.
455
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,521
That's a big dick.
456
00:30:49,555 --> 00:30:51,589
Oh, shit. Your clothes.
457
00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:54,224
- Yeah.
- I washed the blood out of them.
458
00:30:54,226 --> 00:30:56,127
You're gonna love the new color.
459
00:30:58,330 --> 00:30:59,432
Let me tell you something.
460
00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:03,135
Half full, you saved my life.
461
00:31:04,136 --> 00:31:06,402
Half empty,
it was your fault to begin with.
462
00:31:06,404 --> 00:31:08,571
- You're an asshole.
- Mm-hmm.
463
00:31:08,573 --> 00:31:11,009
You come here,
you fuck up my life.
464
00:31:11,611 --> 00:31:13,345
But I'm still impressed
with the dick.
465
00:31:25,557 --> 00:31:26,592
Fucking Carter.
466
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,135
Did somebody kill
a fucking bird in here?
467
00:31:41,405 --> 00:31:44,406
None of this shit would be happening if
Spyder didn't go up against the cartel.
468
00:31:44,408 --> 00:31:46,709
He's the nice one compared
to the rest of that family.
469
00:31:46,711 --> 00:31:48,611
- Your point?
- You haven't met the family?
470
00:31:48,613 --> 00:31:50,346
I'll meet the family.
471
00:31:50,348 --> 00:31:52,314
- You've only met Spyder?
- Yeah. So what?
472
00:31:52,316 --> 00:31:54,583
He's a pussycat
compared to the rest.
473
00:31:54,585 --> 00:31:57,586
You can't handle that family.
They're gonna sniff you out.
474
00:31:57,588 --> 00:31:59,622
They'll kill you, and then
they're coming after me.
475
00:31:59,624 --> 00:32:02,492
You'll be in a fucking
safe house, okay? So relax.
476
00:32:02,494 --> 00:32:04,459
I'm not gonna be
in a safe house.
477
00:32:04,461 --> 00:32:07,329
First of all, a safe house is never safe.
And it's never a house.
478
00:32:07,331 --> 00:32:08,664
It's always
a shitty little apartment.
479
00:32:08,666 --> 00:32:11,466
If I wanted to die
in a shitty little apartment,
480
00:32:11,468 --> 00:32:14,469
I'd just go back to my place,
just die there.
481
00:32:14,471 --> 00:32:17,340
Why don't you pull your knickers
out of your ass and butch up?
482
00:32:20,344 --> 00:32:21,612
Oh, my God.
483
00:32:24,214 --> 00:32:25,547
- Focus, Carter.
- Move!
484
00:32:25,549 --> 00:32:27,282
- Focus. You move!
- You move!
485
00:32:27,284 --> 00:32:29,150
Move your eyes on me.
Focus on me.
486
00:32:29,152 --> 00:32:30,652
- Fuck you.
- Stay on me.
487
00:32:30,654 --> 00:32:32,921
My life's on the line,
not her ass.
488
00:32:32,923 --> 00:32:35,290
Stay. Come on, man.
489
00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:37,626
- I'm fucking focused!
- Stay on me here!
490
00:32:37,628 --> 00:32:39,695
Look at me. I'm going with you.
491
00:32:39,697 --> 00:32:41,596
You don't know
what the fuck we do.
492
00:32:41,598 --> 00:32:45,232
You lie. That's what I do.
I've been doing that my whole life.
493
00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:46,735
Sometimes I'm a pharmacist.
494
00:32:46,737 --> 00:32:49,504
Sometimes I'm a combat reporter.
All right?
495
00:32:49,506 --> 00:32:51,506
Half of what I say is bullshit.
496
00:32:51,508 --> 00:32:54,675
I don't even know what I just said,
all right? That's how good I am.
497
00:32:54,677 --> 00:32:58,412
And besides, you said the syndicate's
all about those bootleg gift cards.
498
00:32:58,414 --> 00:33:00,414
That's my wheelhouse.
Do you know anything about that?
499
00:33:00,416 --> 00:33:02,316
- Do you know anything about it?
- Yeah, I do.
500
00:33:02,318 --> 00:33:03,719
What about the encrypted server?
501
00:33:03,721 --> 00:33:05,486
- Can you configure that?
- Can you?
502
00:33:05,488 --> 00:33:06,754
- Yes, I can!
- Then I can do it!
503
00:33:06,756 --> 00:33:08,422
- No, you cannot.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
504
00:33:08,424 --> 00:33:10,257
No. And then when you
fuck up in front of them,
505
00:33:10,259 --> 00:33:11,659
pop-pop, each eye.
506
00:33:11,661 --> 00:33:14,562
You know what they call that?
A Soweto Blindfold. Right?
507
00:33:14,564 --> 00:33:19,366
He's right. This is Cape Town
where the air is clean
508
00:33:19,368 --> 00:33:21,267
and the sex is dirty.
509
00:33:21,269 --> 00:33:22,739
Just like the cops, huh?
510
00:33:24,741 --> 00:33:26,774
I'll just have
the cops back me up.
511
00:33:26,776 --> 00:33:29,542
I'm coming with you
if I wanna stay alive.
512
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:32,682
Like it or not,
the Jack and Archie Show is back!
513
00:33:33,415 --> 00:33:35,283
Yeah!
514
00:33:56,571 --> 00:33:59,639
Make sure you take down
that little bitch Spyder, yeah?
515
00:33:59,641 --> 00:34:04,545
And you... know where to find me
if you need me.
516
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,682
I told her,
I'm not freezing my sperm.
517
00:34:08,684 --> 00:34:11,651
If you want it, you can take it
the way God intended,
518
00:34:11,653 --> 00:34:13,655
room temperature,
right on your tits.
519
00:34:15,290 --> 00:34:17,256
I got a question for you.
520
00:34:17,258 --> 00:34:19,393
Did you ever see that shitty
movie they made about us?
521
00:34:21,262 --> 00:34:22,394
Of course I seen it.
522
00:34:22,396 --> 00:34:23,632
They made me Jewish.
523
00:34:25,266 --> 00:34:28,367
I mean, I got no beef with the
Jews, but what the fuck?
524
00:34:28,369 --> 00:34:30,803
Look how tall I am.
I'm the opposite of Jewish.
525
00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,471
Mustache-strong.
526
00:34:32,473 --> 00:34:34,606
They should've got someone
like Daniel Day-Lewis,
527
00:34:34,608 --> 00:34:37,543
maybe Tom Selleck, just someone
that's got a strong 'stache.
528
00:34:37,545 --> 00:34:38,778
They made me a Wayans.
529
00:34:38,780 --> 00:34:41,346
Yeah, but that's handsome.
You scored.
530
00:34:41,348 --> 00:34:42,614
The Wayans are all gorgeous
531
00:34:42,616 --> 00:34:44,616
and they got the abs
like they been to prison.
532
00:34:44,618 --> 00:34:47,753
Adam Sandler?
He doesn't have an ab.
533
00:34:47,755 --> 00:34:49,488
He can't even grow a mustache.
534
00:34:49,490 --> 00:34:50,824
Hey, Carter?
535
00:34:50,826 --> 00:34:52,624
What the fuck happened
last night?
536
00:34:52,626 --> 00:34:54,325
Don't just sneak up
on a nigga like that.
537
00:34:54,327 --> 00:34:56,729
- What happened?
- People got shot, bad guys died.
538
00:34:56,731 --> 00:34:58,430
What do you want me to tell you?
539
00:34:58,432 --> 00:35:00,666
I spent the whole morning
cleaning up after you.
540
00:35:00,668 --> 00:35:02,801
Everywhere you go,
dead bodies pile up.
541
00:35:02,803 --> 00:35:05,369
What's wrong with you?
542
00:35:05,371 --> 00:35:08,439
By the way, I'd like to introduce you to
Archie Moses. He'll be running game with us.
543
00:35:08,441 --> 00:35:10,743
How are you? Archie Moses.
Good to see you. Nice to meet you.
544
00:35:10,745 --> 00:35:12,578
I said you need
to break this fast.
545
00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:14,813
Word is they're on the move,
and once they're up in the air...
546
00:35:14,815 --> 00:35:16,714
Poof! Game over. You got that?
547
00:35:16,716 --> 00:35:20,418
If I can ask,
what exactly are we looking for?
548
00:35:20,420 --> 00:35:22,087
And don't say a flash drive.
549
00:35:22,089 --> 00:35:23,922
I'm so sick of looking
for fucking flash drives.
550
00:35:23,924 --> 00:35:25,724
Please don't say flash drive!
551
00:35:25,726 --> 00:35:28,659
I don't know whether it's on a flash
drive, a hard drive
552
00:35:28,661 --> 00:35:31,662
- or a motherfucking four-wheel drive.
- Four-wheel drive we could find.
553
00:35:31,664 --> 00:35:33,898
I mean, they're big,
you just go to where they're parked.
554
00:35:33,900 --> 00:35:35,566
You get in it,
you drive it where it needs.
555
00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:38,469
- Yeah.
- What you're looking for is a code.
556
00:35:38,471 --> 00:35:39,537
C-O-D-E.
557
00:35:39,539 --> 00:35:41,539
Aw, man, that's another...
558
00:35:41,541 --> 00:35:43,875
- That's code for flash drive.
- Codes are worse.
559
00:35:43,877 --> 00:35:45,910
It's a code that deciphers
their ledgers.
560
00:35:45,912 --> 00:35:47,645
That could fit on a...
561
00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,349
Don't fuck it up, Carter.
562
00:36:01,528 --> 00:36:02,695
That's a good-looking boat.
563
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:18,575
I got this guy
wired in pretty tight.
564
00:36:18,577 --> 00:36:21,578
I told him I was bringing in my
junior just to watch my back, okay?
565
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,780
Why can't we be equals?
566
00:36:23,782 --> 00:36:25,551
Look, the less you know,
the better.
567
00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:30,720
- How's it, my china?
- Hey.
568
00:36:30,722 --> 00:36:32,491
Can't touch this, huh?
569
00:36:33,525 --> 00:36:34,991
Is this the guy
you've been talking about?
570
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:37,594
Yeah. Let me introduce you to...
571
00:36:37,596 --> 00:36:38,862
- Nick Sweater.
- Yeah.
572
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:41,697
They call me Sweat,
because I don't.
573
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:46,636
Nice. So, is this the first time
you're in South Africa? Sweet.
574
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:47,904
- The Rainbow Nation?
- Yeah.
575
00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:50,473
No, I know a little bit
about a little bit.
576
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:53,442
I whacked some fucker out
in Jo-burg a while back, so...
577
00:36:53,444 --> 00:36:55,444
So, what brings you back
to our sunny shores?
578
00:36:55,446 --> 00:36:58,549
Well, Archie called
and asked me to lend him a hand.
579
00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:00,886
You better tell me the truth.
580
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:04,755
Has he always been
such a pussy in a fight?
581
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,191
Well, Archie's
not really the muscle.
582
00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:09,825
He kind of brings me in
for the hot stuff.
583
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:11,794
That's... That's
what I'm here for.
584
00:37:11,796 --> 00:37:13,897
Thank God for that, boet.
'Cause, I mean,
585
00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,599
he plays a good game,
he really sells it well,
586
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,834
but then when the shit
hits the fan, I mean...
587
00:37:18,836 --> 00:37:21,670
I'm out there,
popping myself some Mexicans,
588
00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,939
boom-boom-boom,
I come around the corner,
589
00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:28,811
and there he is basically crying
in a puddle of his own piss, man.
590
00:37:28,813 --> 00:37:32,449
Well, you know me. I can't
fight my way out of a cloud.
591
00:37:35,553 --> 00:37:36,886
You know, the...
592
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:40,688
It's a funny thing.
I can't put my finger on it.
593
00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:45,428
But I just don't get...
What's your relationship?
594
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:53,403
Archie's my errand boy. He does what
I say or he gets a little pimp slap.
595
00:37:54,037 --> 00:37:56,671
- Isn't that right, Archie?
- Sure.
596
00:37:56,673 --> 00:37:59,807
I mean, he's cute.
I mean, he's got that physique.
597
00:37:59,809 --> 00:38:01,542
He's built like
a brick shithouse.
598
00:38:01,544 --> 00:38:04,245
But come crunch time,
when that action hits,
599
00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,547
- bam, he's gone.
- Yeah, yeah.
600
00:38:06,549 --> 00:38:09,017
He's about as useful as a
broke dick on a wedding night.
601
00:38:09,019 --> 00:38:11,552
- Back home, we call him Jelly Dick.
- Not a fuck.
602
00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:12,887
Sponge Dick, Noodle Dick.
603
00:38:12,889 --> 00:38:15,857
Noodle Dick!
604
00:38:15,859 --> 00:38:18,793
Anything soft in front of the
word "dick" applies to him.
605
00:38:18,795 --> 00:38:20,061
Cream dick!
606
00:38:20,063 --> 00:38:21,896
Cream dick is good,
but it's a little hard.
607
00:38:21,898 --> 00:38:23,264
- 'Cause cream can get hard.
- Yeah.
608
00:38:23,266 --> 00:38:24,599
My favorite? Air dick.
609
00:38:24,601 --> 00:38:25,833
Hey, air dick!
610
00:38:25,835 --> 00:38:27,102
It's like it's not even there.
611
00:38:27,104 --> 00:38:28,835
It's like,
"Where's the dick? Is that air?"
612
00:38:28,837 --> 00:38:31,473
- Where the fuck is my dick?
- Was there a dick here?
613
00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:34,608
Feels like air.
I'm getting oxygen,
614
00:38:34,610 --> 00:38:36,611
but I'm not getting off
because there's no dick here.
615
00:38:36,613 --> 00:38:38,682
Fuck, man!
I like you already, boet!
616
00:38:39,982 --> 00:38:41,982
Yeah, Sweat, hey,
you like boats?
617
00:38:41,984 --> 00:38:44,085
I do, as long as they go fast.
618
00:38:44,087 --> 00:38:45,719
Yeah? Nice. Nice.
619
00:38:45,721 --> 00:38:47,554
Well, then you're gonna love
my fucking boat!
620
00:38:47,556 --> 00:38:50,625
Huh? You're gonna love my boat
and you're gonna love my boat.
621
00:38:50,627 --> 00:38:51,992
Let's go check out my boat,
boet.
622
00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:53,527
I love that boat already.
623
00:40:00,795 --> 00:40:01,796
Here they come.
624
00:40:29,022 --> 00:40:30,622
Hey, Ma!
625
00:40:30,624 --> 00:40:31,658
How's it...
626
00:40:33,093 --> 00:40:35,660
These are my mates,
my new mates.
627
00:40:35,662 --> 00:40:37,897
You know,
I already spoke about Archie.
628
00:40:37,899 --> 00:40:41,099
But this is
the big boss man, Sweat!
629
00:40:41,101 --> 00:40:44,402
Man, Spyder, you didn't tell me
you had three smoking hot sisters.
630
00:40:44,404 --> 00:40:46,671
I mean, I can't even tell
which one's the oldest.
631
00:40:46,673 --> 00:40:49,175
They are practically identical.
632
00:40:49,177 --> 00:40:52,676
- Are you a kiss-ass, bitch?
- Yes. I mean, it depends on the ass.
633
00:40:52,678 --> 00:40:55,046
But, you know, I was just saying
you guys all look alike.
634
00:40:55,048 --> 00:40:56,214
Oh, do we now?
635
00:40:56,216 --> 00:40:58,716
Is that so?
636
00:40:58,718 --> 00:41:00,718
Let me tell you something,
buddy.
637
00:41:00,720 --> 00:41:02,720
My sister Jo
is a proud colored woman.
638
00:41:02,722 --> 00:41:04,855
- Do I look colored?
- Okay, that's enough!
639
00:41:04,857 --> 00:41:08,126
Well, welcome.
Welcome to our little wine farm.
640
00:41:08,128 --> 00:41:10,095
Make yourselves at home. Hmm?
641
00:41:10,097 --> 00:41:12,831
We're gonna get cleaned up
and we'll join you directly.
642
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:14,835
I still say triplets.
It's unbelievable.
643
00:41:21,774 --> 00:41:22,840
You should go with them.
644
00:41:22,842 --> 00:41:23,876
Oh.
645
00:41:29,215 --> 00:41:31,715
Two new friends from nowhere.
646
00:41:31,717 --> 00:41:32,918
They're American.
647
00:41:33,786 --> 00:41:35,119
So, what does that prove?
648
00:41:35,121 --> 00:41:37,020
They could be on loan
from the narcotics bureau.
649
00:41:37,022 --> 00:41:40,257
Well, why aren't the ones
we're paying telling us?
650
00:41:40,259 --> 00:41:43,460
Oh, please, smarten up, Jo.
651
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:45,696
There are loopholes
in every security system.
652
00:41:45,698 --> 00:41:46,864
Wittings?
653
00:41:46,866 --> 00:41:48,932
Present, madam.
654
00:41:48,934 --> 00:41:51,903
Yes, I know you're fucking present.
That's why I called your goddamn name.
655
00:41:53,172 --> 00:41:56,273
Now you keep an eye
on our guests, huh?
656
00:41:56,275 --> 00:41:58,244
Call your friends
from the narcotics bureau.
657
00:41:59,011 --> 00:42:00,043
See what's what, hmm?
658
00:42:00,045 --> 00:42:01,814
- Madam.
- Good.
659
00:42:45,857 --> 00:42:47,091
I like big boys.
660
00:42:49,093 --> 00:42:53,697
And you are a very big boy.
661
00:43:04,107 --> 00:43:05,907
Hell of a party.
662
00:43:05,909 --> 00:43:07,042
Are you enjoying Joanna?
663
00:43:07,044 --> 00:43:08,977
I see where she got it from.
664
00:43:08,979 --> 00:43:10,948
All the boys like Joanna.
665
00:43:11,882 --> 00:43:13,251
She's a real fuck-bunny.
666
00:43:14,319 --> 00:43:16,850
Clearly, she's taken a page
out of my book.
667
00:43:16,852 --> 00:43:19,054
Guess that apple doesn't
fall too far from the tree.
668
00:43:22,226 --> 00:43:24,328
I understand you're a pussycat.
669
00:43:26,797 --> 00:43:27,997
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
670
00:43:30,933 --> 00:43:32,002
Tell me.
671
00:43:32,936 --> 00:43:34,869
How do you survive
the hardened world
672
00:43:34,871 --> 00:43:37,072
of Mexican drug cartels,
being a lover?
673
00:43:37,074 --> 00:43:40,276
Know when to speak,
and when not to.
674
00:43:42,878 --> 00:43:44,046
You have a colorful family.
675
00:43:45,215 --> 00:43:46,949
I've been married three times.
676
00:43:47,883 --> 00:43:48,952
God rest their souls.
677
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:55,956
My proclivity for Nigerian men
ruined my first marriage.
678
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:59,829
The union resulted in Joanna.
679
00:44:01,164 --> 00:44:05,366
Gertie and Spyder, they're the
fruit of an Afrikaans cattle rancher
680
00:44:05,368 --> 00:44:07,368
from the Free State.
681
00:44:07,370 --> 00:44:10,006
Hardworking, but a dreary man.
682
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:17,113
My third husband was Russian.
683
00:44:17,912 --> 00:44:20,314
Shooting blanks, thank God.
684
00:44:22,151 --> 00:44:25,321
He died
in mysterious circumstances.
685
00:44:26,222 --> 00:44:27,822
So, now I fly solo.
686
00:44:29,425 --> 00:44:31,191
I hope you're
not drinking too much.
687
00:44:31,193 --> 00:44:33,262
Alcohol and the sun,
it's a vicious combo.
688
00:44:34,063 --> 00:44:35,996
More wine, Wittings.
689
00:44:35,998 --> 00:44:39,266
Not for him.
Once he tips, it's pretty hard.
690
00:44:39,268 --> 00:44:42,935
Hey, Pernilla, I gotta give it to you.
691
00:44:42,937 --> 00:44:44,871
I really dig the way you live.
692
00:44:44,873 --> 00:44:49,109
You got this big spread,
you got fun cars, wine in the barrel.
693
00:44:49,111 --> 00:44:51,178
Get it while you can, I say.
694
00:44:51,180 --> 00:44:53,081
I just wanted to ask you...
695
00:44:54,082 --> 00:44:55,315
Don't tell me.
696
00:44:55,317 --> 00:44:57,016
How come
a bunch of beautiful women
697
00:44:57,018 --> 00:44:59,152
are running a much-feared
criminal organization?
698
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:02,090
I meant no offense.
I was just curious.
699
00:45:06,094 --> 00:45:08,961
- You want to know my secret?
- Yeah.
700
00:45:08,963 --> 00:45:12,867
If any man fucks
with me or my family...
701
00:45:15,003 --> 00:45:18,273
I cut their cock and balls off.
702
00:45:19,441 --> 00:45:22,243
- Got it?
- Got it. That's cool.
703
00:45:23,311 --> 00:45:24,379
Good.
704
00:45:26,448 --> 00:45:28,349
- Enjoy the party.
- Thank you.
705
00:45:32,687 --> 00:45:34,322
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.
706
00:45:36,257 --> 00:45:38,091
Dude, what the fuck?
707
00:45:38,093 --> 00:45:40,392
This psycho bitch,
she's bat-shit crazy.
708
00:45:40,394 --> 00:45:42,394
Listen, chill.
This is undercover work, okay?
709
00:45:42,396 --> 00:45:45,030
You hang with bad people and
hope they believe your bullshit.
710
00:45:45,032 --> 00:45:47,533
What about her bullshit? I mean,
that cock-and-ball story, that's solid.
711
00:45:47,535 --> 00:45:49,101
That's solid bullshit.
712
00:45:49,103 --> 00:45:51,204
Well, so far our bullshit
is more solid.
713
00:45:51,206 --> 00:45:53,505
Our inside man
at the bureau informs me
714
00:45:53,507 --> 00:45:56,274
that there is no undercover
operation currently in progress.
715
00:45:56,276 --> 00:45:59,177
However, our nemesis at
the Narcotics Enforcement Bureau
716
00:45:59,179 --> 00:46:00,914
has been behaving suspiciously.
717
00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:04,316
- Captain Madebe.
- Mmm.
718
00:46:04,318 --> 00:46:08,153
- What is he up to?
- He's been quiet. Too quiet.
719
00:46:08,155 --> 00:46:11,356
My balls and cock are about to
be cut off by some psycho bitch!
720
00:46:11,358 --> 00:46:13,024
I love my cock and balls.
721
00:46:13,026 --> 00:46:14,493
They're a team.
They've always been together.
722
00:46:14,495 --> 00:46:16,994
Ever since I knew what I could
use them for, I love them.
723
00:46:16,996 --> 00:46:18,430
I don't wanna separate them.
All right?
724
00:46:18,432 --> 00:46:20,565
You tricked me into being here, okay?
You tricked me.
725
00:46:20,567 --> 00:46:22,166
- What?
- I don't wanna be here.
726
00:46:22,168 --> 00:46:24,369
Now I'm gonna get
my cock and balls cut off
727
00:46:24,371 --> 00:46:26,271
by some psycho fucking bullshit,
728
00:46:26,273 --> 00:46:28,739
some Dolly Parton fucking
psycho, hair's too tight.
729
00:46:28,741 --> 00:46:32,378
Unlikely as it seems,
these two buffoons are playing us.
730
00:46:33,346 --> 00:46:35,212
We'll just have to test them.
731
00:46:35,214 --> 00:46:38,483
I was hoping you cowboys
might do us a favor.
732
00:46:38,485 --> 00:46:41,387
- What do you have in mind?
- A creepy crawl.
733
00:46:42,455 --> 00:46:44,388
You said you wanted
to be a bad motherfucker.
734
00:46:44,390 --> 00:46:46,157
Do you? You a bad motherfucker?
735
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:47,458
I told you, I was a badass.
736
00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:50,060
I told them that
you was my junior.
737
00:46:50,062 --> 00:46:52,095
You were here to back me up.
Remember that shit?
738
00:46:52,097 --> 00:46:53,531
I do. I fucked up.
I fucked up, man.
739
00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:56,066
I want to see
how our new business partners
740
00:46:56,068 --> 00:46:58,769
work with the rest
of the family, my boy.
741
00:46:58,771 --> 00:47:02,139
I watch too much TV.
I wanted to be that guy. I'm not that guy.
742
00:47:02,141 --> 00:47:04,207
- I'm the pussy guy. I'm a fucking pussy.
- That's right.
743
00:47:04,209 --> 00:47:07,210
This creepy crawl,
you want it done tonight?
744
00:47:07,212 --> 00:47:08,612
So, you're keen?
You're up for it?
745
00:47:08,614 --> 00:47:11,315
- Play your position.
- What's my fucking position?
746
00:47:11,317 --> 00:47:13,484
Your position is
shut the fuck up, man up.
747
00:47:13,486 --> 00:47:14,954
You Wesley Snipes!
748
00:47:16,054 --> 00:47:18,323
Act black and be cool.
749
00:47:19,491 --> 00:47:21,625
Okay. I can be...
I can be black.
750
00:47:21,627 --> 00:47:23,195
I'm a bad motherfucker.
751
00:47:38,176 --> 00:47:39,377
Pop the trunk, Jo.
752
00:47:40,211 --> 00:47:41,811
Let's go, superstar.
753
00:47:41,813 --> 00:47:43,313
Me? Why not him?
754
00:47:43,315 --> 00:47:45,515
'Cause you are the killer.
755
00:47:45,517 --> 00:47:47,116
Yeah, but that's just a label...
756
00:47:47,118 --> 00:47:48,384
Shut the fuck up!
757
00:47:48,386 --> 00:47:49,552
- Get out.
- Yeah.
758
00:47:49,554 --> 00:47:51,056
- Fuck you too.
- Come.
759
00:47:58,263 --> 00:48:03,101
After all those stories,
this should be right up your alley.
760
00:48:03,434 --> 00:48:04,468
Shit, man.
761
00:48:05,503 --> 00:48:07,037
That's nice.
762
00:48:07,404 --> 00:48:09,006
But this is...
763
00:48:10,107 --> 00:48:15,410
This is a pretty amazing
weapon here.
764
00:48:15,412 --> 00:48:20,616
I mean, you got two sights,
you got two ends, which is important.
765
00:48:20,618 --> 00:48:24,455
You just gotta pick the end
and then a cap...
766
00:48:26,190 --> 00:48:28,224
You really are
something special.
767
00:48:28,659 --> 00:48:30,692
- Me?
- Yeah.
768
00:48:30,694 --> 00:48:34,164
You got a real
cuddle quality about you.
769
00:48:34,866 --> 00:48:36,467
There's a French word for that.
770
00:48:37,401 --> 00:48:38,569
Je ne sais quoi?
771
00:48:39,435 --> 00:48:41,037
We can call it that.
772
00:48:42,205 --> 00:48:44,606
It's almost like you've
never seen an RPG-7 before.
773
00:48:44,608 --> 00:48:46,176
Oh, this is the seven?
774
00:48:47,311 --> 00:48:51,279
Yeah. I'm a... I'm a six guy.
I've always been a six guy.
775
00:48:51,281 --> 00:48:53,882
I just wanna know
what gets you hot.
776
00:48:53,884 --> 00:48:55,218
Pink wigs.
777
00:48:56,587 --> 00:48:58,687
- Okay.
- And tacos.
778
00:48:58,689 --> 00:49:00,324
What gets me hot...
779
00:49:02,359 --> 00:49:04,093
is just that I like to fuck.
780
00:49:04,494 --> 00:49:05,528
Hmm?
781
00:49:06,462 --> 00:49:08,462
I like to fuck.
782
00:49:08,464 --> 00:49:14,405
And you look like a nice challenge,
and I love a big challenge.
783
00:49:18,541 --> 00:49:22,209
See that? If there was something
there, we'd all be dead.
784
00:49:22,211 --> 00:49:25,413
And that's the danger
of this gun
785
00:49:25,415 --> 00:49:28,417
is you just start
killing yourself.
786
00:49:31,654 --> 00:49:33,454
- Uh-uh.
- Suck it one more time.
787
00:49:33,456 --> 00:49:36,490
- The creepy crawl, remember?
- The what?
788
00:49:36,492 --> 00:49:40,293
- The creepy crawl.
- But you was talking about fucking.
789
00:49:40,295 --> 00:49:44,632
Fucking narco boss over there,
he's giving us grief.
790
00:49:44,634 --> 00:49:47,503
So Gertie's got a surprise
for him.
791
00:49:48,438 --> 00:49:51,171
- Narco boss.
- Mmm.
792
00:49:51,173 --> 00:49:54,240
I mean, I'm a six.
I've always been a six guy.
793
00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:56,244
Okay, yes,
but this is the seven.
794
00:49:56,612 --> 00:49:57,645
Captain America.
795
00:49:57,647 --> 00:49:59,381
That's what we call him.
796
00:50:00,282 --> 00:50:02,215
Trained with the DEA in the US.
797
00:50:02,217 --> 00:50:04,183
Real fucking do-gooder.
798
00:50:04,185 --> 00:50:07,487
Yeah, that fucking asshole.
799
00:50:07,489 --> 00:50:09,458
He won't get
on our fucking payroll.
800
00:50:11,660 --> 00:50:13,393
- Fuck.
- Wanna fuck him up for me?
801
00:50:13,395 --> 00:50:15,229
- Huh?
- You wanna fuck him up for me?
802
00:50:16,565 --> 00:50:17,731
Yeah!
803
00:50:17,733 --> 00:50:19,799
That was the problem
with the seven.
804
00:50:19,801 --> 00:50:21,503
The manual is in Arabic.
805
00:50:22,671 --> 00:50:24,539
- Look at what she's got.
- Oh, a seven.
806
00:50:25,474 --> 00:50:27,406
Yeah. I told her I was a six.
807
00:50:27,408 --> 00:50:29,241
It's the seven, which is shit!
808
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:31,811
- And I told her I was a six guy.
- Yeah.
809
00:50:31,813 --> 00:50:33,813
- And she wants me to...
- The predecessor.
810
00:50:33,815 --> 00:50:35,548
- Six is my jam.
- Yeah!
811
00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:37,417
Okay, let's stop fucking around.
812
00:50:37,419 --> 00:50:39,652
- You're gonna do this with the seven?
- Yes.
813
00:50:39,654 --> 00:50:40,819
Thank you.
814
00:50:40,821 --> 00:50:42,356
- Come.
- Good luck.
815
00:50:47,529 --> 00:50:50,330
Seven is a bad idea.
I'll say it.
816
00:50:50,332 --> 00:50:51,563
I won't stop saying it.
817
00:50:51,565 --> 00:50:54,299
Right. You're gonna aim
for that window.
818
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:57,171
- Which one?
- Top floor, upper right.
819
00:50:57,538 --> 00:50:59,638
The left?
820
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,408
- Upper right. That's where the fucker lives.
- I'm not paying for the window.
821
00:51:03,410 --> 00:51:06,412
See how low this is? That's the seven.
It's a shit weapon.
822
00:51:06,414 --> 00:51:08,447
You have a problem killing cops?
823
00:51:08,449 --> 00:51:11,717
I give zero fucks
about killing cops.
824
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,653
I mean, cops,
they're just tough to kill.
825
00:51:14,655 --> 00:51:18,322
I shot one in the head a few years ago.
He still gives me shit nonstop.
826
00:51:18,324 --> 00:51:21,292
Shut up. You're gonna
fucking aim for that window.
827
00:51:21,294 --> 00:51:23,295
I'm dyslexic.
Where are you pointing?
828
00:51:23,297 --> 00:51:25,631
The fucking top right window!
829
00:51:25,633 --> 00:51:27,432
Jesus Christ!
830
00:51:27,434 --> 00:51:30,836
You know, to be honest with you,
RPG is gangbanger style.
831
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:32,871
- True.
- You wanna make a statement?
832
00:51:32,873 --> 00:51:36,374
Go in there face-to-face with a knife.
Now, that's a bad motherfucker.
833
00:51:36,376 --> 00:51:37,710
This is kindergarten shit.
834
00:51:37,712 --> 00:51:39,711
I mean, knife...
knife is my jam.
835
00:51:39,713 --> 00:51:41,579
I'm a knife guy, a six guy.
836
00:51:41,581 --> 00:51:44,482
That's my sandwich. I get in there.
My dad was a butcher.
837
00:51:44,484 --> 00:51:46,684
So if I go in there with a
knife, I'm gonna cut him up.
838
00:51:46,686 --> 00:51:49,755
I'm gonna put him on a bun
and just lick it.
839
00:51:49,757 --> 00:51:52,824
Now it's hooked wrong.
And now I'm stretching my leg and I...
840
00:51:52,826 --> 00:51:54,625
Shoot the fucking rocket, Sweat,
841
00:51:54,627 --> 00:51:56,594
or I'll blow your balls
out of your asshole.
842
00:51:56,596 --> 00:51:58,896
- Do you hear me?
- Yeah, you're in my ear.
843
00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:00,834
- You fucking hear me?
- Yeah.
844
00:52:01,701 --> 00:52:04,836
So, I'm gonna do this.
845
00:52:04,838 --> 00:52:07,304
- Do you see how my leg is stretched?
- Fucking shoot it!
846
00:52:07,306 --> 00:52:08,473
Shoot the fucking
goddamned thing.
847
00:52:08,475 --> 00:52:09,607
- Are you sure?
- Shoot it!
848
00:52:09,609 --> 00:52:10,744
Fuck it.
849
00:52:14,647 --> 00:52:15,746
What the fuck!
850
00:52:15,748 --> 00:52:16,815
Nice work, Sweat.
851
00:52:18,383 --> 00:52:19,616
I'm a seven guy.
852
00:52:19,618 --> 00:52:21,753
I am a fucking seven guy!
853
00:52:21,755 --> 00:52:24,388
- Did you see the seven?
- Let's get the fuck out of here!
854
00:52:24,390 --> 00:52:25,792
- Seven works.
- The six is shit!
855
00:52:27,459 --> 00:52:28,692
I love the seven.
856
00:52:36,669 --> 00:52:37,737
Fucking Carter!
857
00:52:54,853 --> 00:52:57,954
Did you know I was a seven guy?
858
00:52:57,956 --> 00:52:59,458
Wait up, Sweat.
859
00:53:00,826 --> 00:53:03,559
Welcome back, miss.
How was your little foray?
860
00:53:03,561 --> 00:53:05,429
Checkered flags all around.
861
00:53:48,906 --> 00:53:50,441
Goddamn!
862
00:54:02,653 --> 00:54:03,687
Hey, Daddy.
863
00:54:04,487 --> 00:54:05,789
Hey, Jo.
864
00:54:08,860 --> 00:54:11,492
Jo, I can't do this.
865
00:54:11,494 --> 00:54:13,798
- I can't do this.
- You don't have to do anything.
866
00:54:14,765 --> 00:54:16,798
I'll do all the work.
867
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,702
Okay, you just sit back...
868
00:54:19,736 --> 00:54:23,406
and let me be the monster fuck
of your life.
869
00:54:24,942 --> 00:54:26,877
That's what your mother said.
870
00:54:28,678 --> 00:54:30,511
She knows me very well.
871
00:54:41,657 --> 00:54:43,691
I can't do it
for really, really.
872
00:54:43,693 --> 00:54:45,593
- Really, really?
- Listen to me.
873
00:54:45,595 --> 00:54:49,797
- Not just really.
- The doctor said that I have a bullet
874
00:54:49,799 --> 00:54:51,765
lodged in my brain...
a fragment...
875
00:54:51,767 --> 00:54:55,906
and any exertion
will make the fragment shift.
876
00:54:57,506 --> 00:55:00,842
- Wow.
- That's... Yeah, so I can't.
877
00:55:00,844 --> 00:55:04,680
I hope the creepy crawl went well and
that my girls kept you on your toes.
878
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:06,515
Yeah, they were great.
879
00:55:07,683 --> 00:55:08,717
I'm a seven guy.
880
00:55:09,785 --> 00:55:11,618
I'm kind of seeing somebody.
881
00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:15,689
It's new, and she thinks
I'm LGBQ barbecue
882
00:55:15,691 --> 00:55:19,595
or whatever the thing is,
but no, no.
883
00:55:19,962 --> 00:55:21,561
Okay.
884
00:55:21,563 --> 00:55:22,963
Well, there's one way
to solve that problem.
885
00:55:22,965 --> 00:55:24,500
Mm-hmm?
886
00:55:31,807 --> 00:55:35,509
Well, she must be crazy
887
00:55:35,511 --> 00:55:38,978
because you don't feel
LGBTQ to me.
888
00:55:38,980 --> 00:55:41,747
That's what I
keep trying to tell her.
889
00:55:41,749 --> 00:55:44,954
Hey, Sweat.
Your work station's ready.
890
00:55:50,092 --> 00:55:53,993
Now, this will be a really
nice story for you to tell.
891
00:55:53,995 --> 00:55:57,297
- You don't wanna pass that up, do you?
- No.
892
00:55:57,299 --> 00:56:01,768
You don't wanna pass
that up. No.
893
00:56:01,770 --> 00:56:04,005
- Your breath smells so good.
- Yeah?
894
00:56:05,006 --> 00:56:07,773
I can also smell
like pineapples.
895
00:56:07,775 --> 00:56:09,842
I can taste like pineapples.
896
00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:11,744
No! No!
897
00:56:11,746 --> 00:56:13,881
No, Jo!
898
00:56:15,116 --> 00:56:16,683
Do you wanna hear the story?
899
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:18,784
Sure.
900
00:56:18,786 --> 00:56:20,555
But from over there.
901
00:56:23,691 --> 00:56:24,726
Okay.
902
00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:41,773
Once upon a time,
in a land far, far away
903
00:56:41,775 --> 00:56:45,512
with beautiful hills
and valleys...
904
00:56:47,748 --> 00:56:49,583
there was a girl named Jo.
905
00:56:50,650 --> 00:56:53,954
And Jo,
she really liked this guy,
906
00:56:54,788 --> 00:56:58,759
and his name was Archie.
907
00:57:00,061 --> 00:57:02,793
- Archie was a big guy.
- Mm-hmm.
908
00:57:02,795 --> 00:57:04,730
He was like an African king.
909
00:57:05,799 --> 00:57:09,603
And all Jo wanted
to do with Archie
910
00:57:11,004 --> 00:57:14,874
was to have him crack her ass.
911
00:57:21,848 --> 00:57:23,717
So, crack her ass.
912
00:57:31,091 --> 00:57:33,893
All I think about
is tacos and pussy.
913
00:57:34,961 --> 00:57:38,096
No, no. No tacos.
No pussy.
914
00:57:38,098 --> 00:57:41,600
My balls and cock are about
to be cut off by some psycho bitch.
915
00:57:42,635 --> 00:57:45,071
You're done.
916
00:57:48,108 --> 00:57:51,709
Let me be
the monster fuck of your life.
917
00:58:14,133 --> 00:58:15,832
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
918
00:58:15,834 --> 00:58:19,236
Shit. Dude. Wake up. Wake up.
919
00:58:19,238 --> 00:58:20,872
I had a nightmare. Wake up.
920
00:58:28,012 --> 00:58:29,879
Did you forget
we have a mission?
921
00:58:29,881 --> 00:58:31,781
Find the code
that deciphers the ledgers?
922
00:58:31,783 --> 00:58:33,149
Bring down the syndicate?
923
00:58:33,151 --> 00:58:34,917
I found the code.
924
00:58:34,919 --> 00:58:36,153
And it's not a flash drive.
925
00:58:36,155 --> 00:58:38,124
Then let's get the fuck
out of here.
926
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,022
Why don't you chill?
927
00:58:40,024 --> 00:58:41,891
Dude,
I blew up a cop last night.
928
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,993
That's why I'm in a rush.
This ain't my jam!
929
00:58:43,995 --> 00:58:46,295
- Why would you blow a cop?
- Blew up!
930
00:58:46,297 --> 00:58:49,699
What the fuck are you doing banging
some girl you're supposed to arrest?
931
00:58:49,701 --> 00:58:51,833
First of all,
I didn't have sex with her.
932
00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:54,203
Second of all,
why are you blowing cops?
933
00:58:54,205 --> 00:58:55,838
Let me tell you something.
934
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,774
If my dream is right,
and they usually are,
935
00:58:58,776 --> 00:59:00,910
these psycho fucks aren't
gonna let us last for long.
936
00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:03,745
We need to get the fuck
out of here!
937
00:59:03,747 --> 00:59:05,183
You need to chill.
938
00:59:06,083 --> 00:59:07,651
And act black.
939
00:59:08,785 --> 00:59:10,887
- It's hard, man.
- You're telling me.
940
00:59:10,889 --> 00:59:11,954
I'm very white.
941
00:59:11,956 --> 00:59:15,223
Be cool. And act black.
942
00:59:15,225 --> 00:59:17,161
And don't blow no more cops.
943
00:59:26,870 --> 00:59:28,071
Hey, Sweat. Check this out.
944
00:59:31,975 --> 00:59:34,109
I figured it out. It's easy.
945
00:59:34,111 --> 00:59:35,944
Show him how it's done, Jo.
946
00:59:35,946 --> 00:59:39,947
Okay, so, you just plug the
program into your laptop,
947
00:59:39,949 --> 00:59:41,349
you log into your bank account,
948
00:59:41,351 --> 00:59:44,986
then you put in
the amount right here.
949
00:59:44,988 --> 00:59:46,089
Here.
950
00:59:48,192 --> 00:59:50,525
You swipe the card,
951
00:59:50,527 --> 00:59:55,299
then you swipe it again
to check the balance, and...
952
00:59:57,067 --> 00:59:58,967
Whoop! There it is!
953
00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:01,238
And just one swipe and
the money's in the gift cards.
954
01:00:04,006 --> 01:00:06,106
If they can do the cards
without us, we're fucked.
955
01:00:06,108 --> 01:00:08,212
So, I'm thinking to myself...
956
01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,716
what the fuck
do we need you guys for, huh?
957
01:00:14,351 --> 01:00:16,817
Still gotta get the cash
off the cards.
958
01:00:16,819 --> 01:00:20,154
If you can't do that,
it's a whole 'nother rigamaroo.
959
01:00:22,892 --> 01:00:25,061
- Who's that, Archie?
- It's personal.
960
01:00:25,861 --> 01:00:26,895
Hey, teddy bear.
961
01:00:27,862 --> 01:00:29,296
Just checking on you. You good?
962
01:00:29,298 --> 01:00:31,165
Yeah, I'm good. What's up?
963
01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:33,400
Nothing. Just chilling.
Waiting for you.
964
01:00:33,402 --> 01:00:37,173
And I wanted to tell you
that I been thinking about you.
965
01:00:38,107 --> 01:00:39,273
A lot.
966
01:00:39,275 --> 01:00:41,575
Like all night.
967
01:00:41,577 --> 01:00:43,876
That's weird.
I thought about you too.
968
01:00:43,878 --> 01:00:46,213
It's weird how I don't even care
that you're a homeowner.
969
01:00:46,215 --> 01:00:48,115
I told you, I rent.
970
01:00:48,117 --> 01:00:50,050
Last night,
I could've cracked the ass
971
01:00:50,052 --> 01:00:52,151
of this beautiful
African goddess.
972
01:00:52,153 --> 01:00:53,387
But I didn't. You know why?
973
01:00:53,389 --> 01:00:55,389
Because I didn't wanna
mess up our thing.
974
01:00:55,391 --> 01:00:58,092
That's cute,
but we're not a thing.
975
01:00:58,094 --> 01:01:00,997
Well, I'm just saying, you know,
in case we become a thing.
976
01:01:01,931 --> 01:01:04,030
That's sweet.
977
01:01:04,032 --> 01:01:06,299
You do know that I had the whole
rugby team in here last night
978
01:01:06,301 --> 01:01:07,433
for a gang bang?
979
01:01:07,435 --> 01:01:10,169
- Did you wear a pink wig?
- Always.
980
01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:12,172
Then it's not a problem.
981
01:01:12,174 --> 01:01:13,840
What are you doing now?
982
01:01:13,842 --> 01:01:16,409
We found this website,
of the programmer.
983
01:01:16,411 --> 01:01:20,413
Yup. We take our nice,
fancy cards to a nice, friendly bank,
984
01:01:20,415 --> 01:01:22,248
like in the Caymans,
985
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:25,885
and they will swipe the money
directly into our new account.
986
01:01:25,887 --> 01:01:27,320
So, there's a website. Wow.
987
01:01:27,322 --> 01:01:30,189
You're not the only smart one
in the room anymore.
988
01:01:30,191 --> 01:01:32,793
Bit of a useless fudgie now,
aren't you?
989
01:01:33,461 --> 01:01:36,195
I mean, useless seems
a little harsh.
990
01:01:36,197 --> 01:01:39,099
I mean, I feel I contribute
in many ways.
991
01:01:40,901 --> 01:01:43,469
Do you wanna hang out later?
Like tonight?
992
01:01:43,471 --> 01:01:44,838
Yeah, call me.
993
01:01:47,942 --> 01:01:49,375
Well, this was fun, boys,
994
01:01:49,377 --> 01:01:52,344
but I'm afraid our time together
has come to an end.
995
01:01:52,346 --> 01:01:55,881
Wittings,
take care of our guests, please.
996
01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,082
My pleasure, madam.
997
01:01:57,084 --> 01:01:58,384
Take care of our guests.
998
01:01:58,386 --> 01:02:00,186
What do we need
you guys for?
999
01:02:00,188 --> 01:02:02,354
Bit of a useless fudgie now,
aren't you?
1000
01:02:02,356 --> 01:02:06,024
If any man fucks with
me, or my family...
1001
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:09,328
I cut their cock and balls off.
1002
01:02:09,330 --> 01:02:10,962
Hey! What'd I miss?
1003
01:02:10,964 --> 01:02:13,098
He's a cop!
1004
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:17,001
What the fuck are you...
What's wrong with you?
1005
01:02:17,003 --> 01:02:19,137
- What did you say?
- He's a cop!
1006
01:02:19,139 --> 01:02:22,674
Sweat, stop playing, man.
They don't know how we play. He's joking.
1007
01:02:22,676 --> 01:02:25,243
- See if he's wearing a wire.
- Wait, wait, wait.
1008
01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:27,378
- Sweat, that's not fucking funny, man.
- What the fuck is going on?
1009
01:02:27,380 --> 01:02:29,013
His name is Jack Carter.
1010
01:02:29,015 --> 01:02:32,083
He was narco, LAPD.
Now he's DEA.
1011
01:02:32,085 --> 01:02:33,918
Stop fucking around, Sweat!
1012
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:36,922
And my name's not Sweat.
It's Archie Moses.
1013
01:02:36,924 --> 01:02:38,256
I'm Archie Moses.
1014
01:02:38,258 --> 01:02:40,991
- He went undercover as me.
- Goddamn.
1015
01:02:40,993 --> 01:02:42,293
You know what?
1016
01:02:42,295 --> 01:02:43,961
Check out my wallet.
1017
01:02:43,963 --> 01:02:46,264
I told you we had a chance.
1018
01:02:46,266 --> 01:02:48,367
I wasn't feeling it.
I wanted to get out of here.
1019
01:02:48,369 --> 01:02:51,068
I told you to act black
and be cool!
1020
01:02:51,070 --> 01:02:53,938
I can't be black and cool.
I'm white, uncool.
1021
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,539
All right?
Now, it's every man for himself.
1022
01:02:55,541 --> 01:02:57,174
There's no ID in there.
1023
01:02:57,176 --> 01:02:58,275
You know what?
1024
01:02:58,277 --> 01:03:00,379
September, 1994.
1025
01:03:00,381 --> 01:03:02,380
Beats and Rhymes.
We're on the cover.
1026
01:03:02,382 --> 01:03:04,015
What the fuck are you doing?
1027
01:03:04,717 --> 01:03:06,183
- Fucked up. Fucked up.
- Fuck you!
1028
01:03:06,185 --> 01:03:07,420
- Are you crazy?
- Fuck off.
1029
01:03:13,025 --> 01:03:14,326
Holy shit!
1030
01:03:17,530 --> 01:03:20,164
You rat fuck!
1031
01:03:20,166 --> 01:03:21,965
Why would you confess now?
1032
01:03:21,967 --> 01:03:24,168
Why? Because
you were gonna whack us!
1033
01:03:24,170 --> 01:03:25,736
- No, we weren't.
- You were.
1034
01:03:25,738 --> 01:03:27,570
We're useless. You said that.
1035
01:03:27,572 --> 01:03:30,106
You said our time together
has come to an end.
1036
01:03:30,108 --> 01:03:32,242
Figure of speech!
1037
01:03:32,244 --> 01:03:36,113
- Huh?
- Figure of speech, you fucking idiot.
1038
01:03:36,115 --> 01:03:38,281
So that's why
you wouldn't crack my ass.
1039
01:03:38,283 --> 01:03:41,184
Fuck,
I feel so much better.
1040
01:03:46,391 --> 01:03:50,393
So Carter, or Moses,
or what-the-fuck-ever you're called,
1041
01:03:50,395 --> 01:03:52,562
is it true what this oke says?
1042
01:03:52,564 --> 01:03:56,399
Did you... Did you pull him
into the whole plan?
1043
01:03:56,401 --> 01:04:00,036
Are you a rat-fuck
motherfucking undercover cop?
1044
01:04:00,038 --> 01:04:02,472
Your preference as
to what happens to them, madam?
1045
01:04:02,474 --> 01:04:06,276
I'm sure the Schmidt Wine Farm
has a deserted work shed.
1046
01:04:06,278 --> 01:04:09,379
Take these two out there and
find out what we need to know.
1047
01:04:09,381 --> 01:04:10,447
Fuck.
1048
01:04:10,449 --> 01:04:12,148
I ratted him out.
1049
01:04:12,150 --> 01:04:13,516
This is the life for me!
1050
01:04:13,518 --> 01:04:15,083
I like water!
1051
01:04:15,085 --> 01:04:16,251
I like the fucking boat!
1052
01:04:16,253 --> 01:04:17,787
I like naked fucking bitches!
1053
01:04:17,789 --> 01:04:19,456
This is where I should live!
1054
01:04:19,458 --> 01:04:21,023
I'm a Schmidt guy!
1055
01:04:21,025 --> 01:04:22,157
A Schmidt guy, Mom.
1056
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:24,162
Adopt me, motherfuckers!
1057
01:04:29,133 --> 01:04:31,166
Hey, man, you mad at me?
1058
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:34,169
Listen, it was just like that dream
I had that you wouldn't listen to.
1059
01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:37,172
It was a freaky premonition and I
was sure we were both gonna die.
1060
01:04:37,174 --> 01:04:39,374
I just knew it.
I felt it in my gut.
1061
01:04:39,376 --> 01:04:42,211
And I was like,
"One of us should live," and I chose me.
1062
01:04:42,213 --> 01:04:43,545
That's understandable.
1063
01:04:43,547 --> 01:04:45,347
I got a lot more going on,
I feel,
1064
01:04:45,349 --> 01:04:47,449
so I said,
"Yeah, I will be me. I'll live."
1065
01:04:47,451 --> 01:04:49,151
So, I own that.
1066
01:04:49,153 --> 01:04:50,552
But it's your fault.
You should've listened to me.
1067
01:04:50,554 --> 01:04:52,286
You had a chance
to talk me down.
1068
01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,289
So, fuck you for not listening,
1069
01:04:54,291 --> 01:04:55,591
fuck you
for not letting me share.
1070
01:04:55,593 --> 01:04:57,526
A guy wants to share,
you let him share, man.
1071
01:04:57,528 --> 01:04:59,829
You had your chance. Fuck it.
1072
01:04:59,831 --> 01:05:01,098
Damn.
1073
01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:04,535
The Schmidt Wine Farm.
1074
01:05:05,301 --> 01:05:07,134
Deserted shed.
1075
01:05:07,136 --> 01:05:09,238
Where no one can hear us scream.
This is good.
1076
01:05:09,240 --> 01:05:11,573
We should build a lamp,
so we don't have to fuck in the dark.
1077
01:05:11,575 --> 01:05:13,475
Got the chains here,
which is good.
1078
01:05:13,477 --> 01:05:16,410
You could just wrap them around us.
Maybe stretch my back out.
1079
01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:19,413
- Wooden chairs.
- Can I take the one on the right?
1080
01:05:19,415 --> 01:05:22,383
It's kind of... Thank you.
It's an aisle seat. Thanks, man.
1081
01:05:22,385 --> 01:05:24,586
I like your mustache,
I like the guns.
1082
01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,487
- These guys are good, man.
- Is that on safety?
1083
01:05:26,489 --> 01:05:28,489
You can't point a gun
if it's not on safety.
1084
01:05:28,491 --> 01:05:30,324
Yeah,
that's not proper gun etiquette.
1085
01:05:30,326 --> 01:05:32,262
Zip ties, normal shit.
1086
01:05:33,496 --> 01:05:35,563
Ah! Goddamn!
1087
01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:37,198
Make sure you get
those arms tight.
1088
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,866
If I get one out,
I will jack off.
1089
01:05:38,868 --> 01:05:41,636
You know, I am a
jack-off-when-I'm-about-to-die guy.
1090
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,571
I just always wanna
go out nutting.
1091
01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:46,173
- Look at this right here.
- That's old school.
1092
01:05:46,175 --> 01:05:50,110
We got car batteries, we got a couple
clamps there, one for each ball.
1093
01:05:50,112 --> 01:05:52,112
- That's old school.
- I'm gonna need three. You know that.
1094
01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:54,484
And they're a little rusty,
so I'm gonna get tetanus.
1095
01:05:55,250 --> 01:05:57,117
Oh!
1096
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:59,353
Well, well, well, well.
1097
01:05:59,355 --> 01:06:01,455
- Wow! That's aggressive, man!
- Shit!
1098
01:06:01,457 --> 01:06:04,391
You dumb fuckers messed
with the wrong South Africans.
1099
01:06:04,393 --> 01:06:06,159
- Whoa!
- Shit!
1100
01:06:06,161 --> 01:06:07,628
Stop whining
like a little pussy.
1101
01:06:07,630 --> 01:06:09,597
- I am a little pussy!
- Take it like a man! Are you ready?
1102
01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:11,566
- Take it like a man.
- One, take it like a man.
1103
01:06:11,568 --> 01:06:13,267
It's coming.
Are you ready, boet?
1104
01:06:13,269 --> 01:06:15,535
- Take it like a man.
- One! Two! Three!
1105
01:06:15,537 --> 01:06:18,672
Bwah! Didn't see
that one coming, did you?
1106
01:06:18,674 --> 01:06:21,709
Huh, boet?
Fucking betrayed me, man!
1107
01:06:21,711 --> 01:06:24,477
I thought we were friends!
And you fucked it all up!
1108
01:06:24,479 --> 01:06:27,313
- I am gonna fuck you up so bad.
- Really?
1109
01:06:27,315 --> 01:06:29,349
Question.
Why are you so aggressive?
1110
01:06:29,351 --> 01:06:31,217
- This whole family's loud and...
- Shut the fuck up.
1111
01:06:31,219 --> 01:06:32,485
- Shut the fuck up.
- Sorry.
1112
01:06:32,487 --> 01:06:35,355
And tell me this.
Who do you work for?
1113
01:06:35,357 --> 01:06:37,624
Well, Pinkie
was my last employer...
1114
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:39,659
Who the fuck do you work for?
1115
01:06:39,661 --> 01:06:43,295
Black guy, black hair,
pretty dark, Mandela...
1116
01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,300
- Apartheid.
- I've got it. I've got it.
1117
01:06:47,302 --> 01:06:52,772
Wittings, I want you
to fucking break his chest open
1118
01:06:52,774 --> 01:06:55,775
and I want you to personally
shit on his heart.
1119
01:06:55,777 --> 01:07:00,647
Then I want you to slap his
little fucking dinky head off
1120
01:07:00,649 --> 01:07:02,514
and shove it up his ass,
1121
01:07:02,516 --> 01:07:05,386
followed by one
of those fucking chain saws.
1122
01:07:06,187 --> 01:07:08,621
Then for Mr. Big over here,
1123
01:07:08,623 --> 01:07:11,523
I think snap
his little twinkie off
1124
01:07:11,525 --> 01:07:14,258
- and shove it down his fucking throat.
- Oh!
1125
01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:19,531
But do it all in pursuit
of getting me the information.
1126
01:07:19,533 --> 01:07:20,733
What information?
1127
01:07:20,735 --> 01:07:23,569
Who do you fucking work for?
1128
01:07:23,571 --> 01:07:27,307
So everything else is in that order,
though, except for the chainsaw?
1129
01:07:30,378 --> 01:07:32,413
I tell you what. I've got it.
1130
01:07:34,682 --> 01:07:37,316
See that shit
that he grows around his lip,
1131
01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:39,417
that grows wildly on my ass?
1132
01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:45,624
Take a long razor and give him
a nice... nice smooth shave.
1133
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:46,692
Oh, yeah.
1134
01:07:46,694 --> 01:07:49,561
Take that thing off his face.
1135
01:07:49,563 --> 01:07:52,530
I've noticed that everything
that comes out of your mouth
1136
01:07:52,532 --> 01:07:56,567
has a theme
of dick, asshole, balls.
1137
01:07:56,569 --> 01:08:00,572
I said I had three balls, your eyes
lit up like a fucking slot machine.
1138
01:08:00,574 --> 01:08:04,275
Like, "Three balls?
I can suck on three balls.
1139
01:08:04,277 --> 01:08:07,679
At once. I'm used to two.
I can put another ball in my mouth."
1140
01:08:07,681 --> 01:08:09,580
He's funny, huh?
He's really funny.
1141
01:08:09,582 --> 01:08:13,584
If you guys are interested
and I... You can fuck us now.
1142
01:08:13,586 --> 01:08:16,854
Whoa, whoa! Just for the record,
I'm opting out of that part.
1143
01:08:16,856 --> 01:08:18,690
Do you wanna fuck me, baldy?
1144
01:08:18,692 --> 01:08:20,625
Seriously, you wanna just stick
your big fucking cock
1145
01:08:20,627 --> 01:08:22,295
right up
what's left of my asshole?
1146
01:08:23,463 --> 01:08:25,864
Hemorrhoids. It's tight.
You just shove your fucking...
1147
01:08:25,866 --> 01:08:28,400
Shut the fuck up!
Just shut the fuck up!
1148
01:08:29,601 --> 01:08:33,604
Get the info before I fucking
shit my fucking pants.
1149
01:08:33,606 --> 01:08:36,309
Hurry back
while my dick's still hard!
1150
01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:43,513
Jo, how much more time
do you need?
1151
01:08:43,515 --> 01:08:45,382
Ugh. Twenty minutes.
1152
01:08:45,384 --> 01:08:48,351
$625 million
is a lot of cash to transfer.
1153
01:08:48,353 --> 01:08:50,854
You've got 15 minutes.
1154
01:08:50,856 --> 01:08:54,291
Those fuckers kept on talking and
talking, but they didn't say shit.
1155
01:08:54,293 --> 01:08:56,493
- What are we gonna do with them?
- No loose ends.
1156
01:08:56,495 --> 01:08:59,396
We have 625 million reasons
1157
01:08:59,398 --> 01:09:00,767
not to get caught.
1158
01:09:09,775 --> 01:09:11,775
We're not gonna make it
out of here, are we?
1159
01:09:16,081 --> 01:09:17,647
Probably not.
1160
01:09:17,649 --> 01:09:20,384
I'm sorry I got you
involved in this.
1161
01:09:21,787 --> 01:09:24,921
You know, I've done a lot of
bad stuff in my life, so...
1162
01:09:24,923 --> 01:09:28,459
It's one of the reasons I came out
here, just trying to do better.
1163
01:09:28,826 --> 01:09:30,428
Trying to help.
1164
01:09:31,395 --> 01:09:34,533
So, if it happens, fuck it.
1165
01:09:36,735 --> 01:09:37,836
Really? You're that Zen?
1166
01:09:39,904 --> 01:09:45,409
No, not really. I mean, I don't want
it to happen, but if it does, so be it.
1167
01:09:48,613 --> 01:09:50,679
You're a weird dude, Archie.
1168
01:09:50,681 --> 01:09:52,349
I gotta tell you...
1169
01:09:53,417 --> 01:09:55,286
you testifying against me...
1170
01:09:56,521 --> 01:09:59,421
was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.
1171
01:09:59,423 --> 01:10:01,957
- Stop bullshitting.
- I mean it.
1172
01:10:01,959 --> 01:10:04,626
I used to look up to people
like the Schmidts.
1173
01:10:04,628 --> 01:10:08,631
They were my heroes. I liked their
lifestyle. I liked everything about them.
1174
01:10:08,633 --> 01:10:12,403
And then when I did my time,
'cause of you,
1175
01:10:13,138 --> 01:10:14,669
I saw that they were
just assholes.
1176
01:10:14,671 --> 01:10:17,909
They're just rich assholes,
psychos, bad people.
1177
01:10:19,442 --> 01:10:20,577
I don't wanna be that.
1178
01:10:21,746 --> 01:10:23,579
So, a belated thank you.
1179
01:10:23,581 --> 01:10:27,582
It's all right, man.
Look, it's cool.
1180
01:10:27,584 --> 01:10:32,854
Look at this, just two guys
verbally sucking each other off,
1181
01:10:32,856 --> 01:10:34,890
just being okay
with it at the end.
1182
01:10:34,892 --> 01:10:36,926
We're not sucking each other.
We're having a convers...
1183
01:10:36,928 --> 01:10:38,893
- Verbally.
- Well, yeah, but still you...
1184
01:10:38,895 --> 01:10:41,796
I mean, it feels good.
Does it not feel like...
1185
01:10:41,798 --> 01:10:43,598
You know what?
1186
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:46,467
I got... some slack here.
1187
01:10:46,469 --> 01:10:48,938
- Slack's good.
- Right here.
1188
01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:51,005
I think I got a plan.
1189
01:10:51,007 --> 01:10:52,874
Why didn't you have that
an hour ago?
1190
01:10:52,876 --> 01:10:54,744
- I just got the slack.
- All right.
1191
01:10:56,513 --> 01:10:59,747
This is the plan.
Just keep him distracted.
1192
01:10:59,749 --> 01:11:03,584
Hey, buddy. I was thinking about you.
I may have been a little rough.
1193
01:11:03,586 --> 01:11:06,486
But my balls are itching.
1194
01:11:06,488 --> 01:11:08,756
I don't know if it's the crabs
or something I caught out here.
1195
01:11:08,758 --> 01:11:11,593
I don't know if...
how buried it is down there,
1196
01:11:11,595 --> 01:11:13,994
but it feels like something
that needs to be scratched.
1197
01:11:13,996 --> 01:11:16,730
I don't know
if it's something you'd do?
1198
01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:19,633
I'm happy to see that you've
retained your keen sense of humor.
1199
01:11:19,635 --> 01:11:21,702
It's tough to shake, man.
It's kind of who I am.
1200
01:11:21,704 --> 01:11:25,740
Can't wait to see the hilarity that
ensues when I perforate your patella.
1201
01:11:25,742 --> 01:11:26,907
My what?
1202
01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,008
Your patella.
1203
01:11:28,010 --> 01:11:30,544
The way you said it, is like...
1204
01:11:30,546 --> 01:11:32,546
Is it something
you put on bread?
1205
01:11:32,548 --> 01:11:33,614
Your patella.
1206
01:11:33,616 --> 01:11:35,749
Whoa!
1207
01:11:35,751 --> 01:11:36,918
My what?
1208
01:11:38,653 --> 01:11:39,955
You bastard!
1209
01:11:40,923 --> 01:11:41,924
Nice.
1210
01:11:46,795 --> 01:11:49,862
- Whoo! That's a good plan.
- That's the plan.
1211
01:11:49,864 --> 01:11:51,464
Fuck! Fucker!
1212
01:11:51,466 --> 01:11:52,634
Patella!
1213
01:11:57,606 --> 01:11:59,508
Whoo!
1214
01:12:13,888 --> 01:12:17,657
Download's complete. Bank account's
empty and gift cards are loaded.
1215
01:12:17,659 --> 01:12:18,891
I'm gonna go pack now.
1216
01:12:18,893 --> 01:12:20,695
You've got five minutes, Jo.
1217
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,434
Shh!
1218
01:12:31,606 --> 01:12:32,807
Hey, boys?
1219
01:12:34,509 --> 01:12:37,445
I'm looking for your boss,
Spyder.
1220
01:12:38,079 --> 01:12:39,579
If you know what I mean.
1221
01:12:41,983 --> 01:12:43,581
Hey.
1222
01:12:53,660 --> 01:12:54,994
We gotta cut this or something.
1223
01:12:54,996 --> 01:12:56,695
Help me find a knife
1224
01:12:56,697 --> 01:12:57,999
or something,
so we can get the...
1225
01:12:59,033 --> 01:13:02,767
- Ah! Hey!
- Hey, what are you doing?
1226
01:13:02,769 --> 01:13:05,639
- Hey, hey, hey!
- For your big boss!
1227
01:13:07,574 --> 01:13:10,042
Move so I can hit him!
Got a handful for your big boss!
1228
01:13:25,159 --> 01:13:27,926
- No, no, no, no.
- No, don't you do it.
1229
01:13:27,928 --> 01:13:30,061
If you swallow that,
I'm gonna give you a Soweto Blindfold.
1230
01:13:30,063 --> 01:13:31,765
Pop-pop.
1231
01:13:32,632 --> 01:13:33,934
You mother...
1232
01:13:46,079 --> 01:13:48,580
Bite him!
1233
01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,689
- Chew it like a rib!
- He's biting my fucking knee!
1234
01:14:02,161 --> 01:14:04,695
You fucking crazy fat fuck!
1235
01:14:04,697 --> 01:14:06,597
You can't bite my knee!
1236
01:14:06,599 --> 01:14:08,032
- No, no, no. No.
- You crazy motherfucker!
1237
01:14:08,034 --> 01:14:11,068
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Wait! Wait! Wait, wait!
1238
01:14:11,070 --> 01:14:13,936
Once I've shot him,
I'm gonna fuck your corpse!
1239
01:14:13,938 --> 01:14:14,972
Hey! Hey!
1240
01:14:14,974 --> 01:14:16,639
You lying mother...
1241
01:14:16,641 --> 01:14:18,909
Take a breath.
Breathe through this.
1242
01:14:18,911 --> 01:14:22,146
- This isn't you. What's the matter?
- He fucking bit my knee!
1243
01:14:22,148 --> 01:14:23,981
- Okay, first of all...
- I'm fucking bleeding!
1244
01:14:23,983 --> 01:14:27,683
Listen! That's not your knee.
That's your patella!
1245
01:14:27,685 --> 01:14:28,951
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!
1246
01:14:30,990 --> 01:14:36,160
Oh! Pinkie, thank you.
You seem to really always save our ass.
1247
01:14:36,162 --> 01:14:38,963
- Thank you so much.
- Let's get you out of those handcuffs, boys.
1248
01:14:40,065 --> 01:14:42,166
Okay, everybody! Follow me!
1249
01:14:42,168 --> 01:14:43,833
Single track.
1250
01:14:43,835 --> 01:14:45,735
Nobody stop
until we get to Saldana.
1251
01:14:45,737 --> 01:14:47,838
I've got a plane on hot standby
1252
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,173
to get us and our 625 million
the hell out of here.
1253
01:14:50,175 --> 01:14:52,075
Fuck yeah!
1254
01:14:52,077 --> 01:14:53,778
Will you grow up, Spyder?
1255
01:14:57,215 --> 01:14:59,649
Ma, do you think
we'll need the card machine?
1256
01:14:59,651 --> 01:15:02,651
- I'm pretty sure we will, Jo. Where is it?
- I left it inside on the table.
1257
01:15:02,653 --> 01:15:05,054
For fuck's sake. Get it!
1258
01:15:05,056 --> 01:15:07,657
Everybody! Last sweep
of the house before we leave!
1259
01:15:07,659 --> 01:15:09,125
And hurry up!
1260
01:15:09,127 --> 01:15:10,927
Move it, Gertrude, move it!
1261
01:15:10,929 --> 01:15:12,130
Stop calling me that!
1262
01:15:36,921 --> 01:15:40,224
Wittings! You let 'em go,
you son of a bitch!
1263
01:15:52,803 --> 01:15:54,171
Get in the fucking cars!
1264
01:15:54,972 --> 01:15:56,006
Come on!
1265
01:16:03,213 --> 01:16:06,049
Come on, Wonder Woman, let's go!
1266
01:16:14,290 --> 01:16:17,059
- Ma, you're driving like a fucking pussy!
- Shut the fuck up!
1267
01:16:19,163 --> 01:16:20,730
Get them, get them now!
1268
01:16:24,034 --> 01:16:25,668
Watch it!
1269
01:16:33,809 --> 01:16:37,114
You motherfucker! We're coming for you!
1270
01:16:38,981 --> 01:16:41,882
Sergeant,
southbound on Lukannon Drive.
1271
01:16:41,884 --> 01:16:43,350
Yes, get your men!
Get there quickly!
1272
01:16:43,352 --> 01:16:45,221
We need backup!
And I mean, fast!
1273
01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:53,695
Ah, dude. I got the gift cards
and the code machine. I like that.
1274
01:16:57,266 --> 01:16:58,801
Go, go, go, go!
1275
01:17:01,237 --> 01:17:04,005
All right, guys, here we go!
Here they come!
1276
01:17:04,873 --> 01:17:06,307
Hello!
1277
01:17:06,309 --> 01:17:09,076
Is that the psycho bitch
who asked you to crack her ass?
1278
01:17:09,078 --> 01:17:11,078
She's got an ass
like Kim Kardashian.
1279
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:13,247
Fuck, she's hot.
1280
01:17:13,249 --> 01:17:16,182
You mean to tell me that you turned
down pussy from that Nubian queen?
1281
01:17:16,184 --> 01:17:19,320
You must be fucking dumb.
Even Archie Moses is smart enough to know
1282
01:17:19,322 --> 01:17:21,155
if you're handed pussy
on a plate,
1283
01:17:21,157 --> 01:17:23,957
you eat it up and you thank God
for the privilege.
1284
01:17:23,959 --> 01:17:25,391
It's a tricky time to be alive.
1285
01:17:25,393 --> 01:17:28,196
Cut them off!
Cut them off! Go, go, go!
1286
01:17:39,207 --> 01:17:40,940
Fuck! Fuck!
1287
01:17:40,942 --> 01:17:42,141
Well, fuck you!
1288
01:17:42,143 --> 01:17:44,277
Carter! Where the fuck are you?
1289
01:17:44,279 --> 01:17:46,112
I'm not having a good day, okay?
1290
01:17:46,114 --> 01:17:49,249
I'm in a fucking dune buggy
from hell, riding bitch,
1291
01:17:49,251 --> 01:17:51,952
and some bad guys on our ass
like white on rice.
1292
01:17:54,955 --> 01:17:58,057
I've got $625 million
in gift cards
1293
01:17:58,059 --> 01:17:59,859
and the code breaker.
1294
01:17:59,861 --> 01:18:01,160
Okay, listen,
just tell me where you are.
1295
01:18:01,162 --> 01:18:03,862
- Where are we?
- Some dunes, outside Macassar.
1296
01:18:03,864 --> 01:18:06,198
- You heard that?
- What the fuck you doing out there?
1297
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:09,302
How the fuck do I know?
Send your boys before somebody gets shot!
1298
01:18:09,304 --> 01:18:12,907
Okay, listen. There's a little beachside
pavilion in Macassar. Meet you there.
1299
01:18:15,342 --> 01:18:16,844
Go faster!
1300
01:18:28,055 --> 01:18:29,321
Thank God, the cops.
1301
01:18:29,323 --> 01:18:30,391
Corrupt cops.
1302
01:18:36,263 --> 01:18:39,030
I need some help here, guys!
Any ideas?
1303
01:18:39,032 --> 01:18:40,401
All gas, no brake.
1304
01:18:48,208 --> 01:18:50,843
- Whoa! Is that the seven?
- It's an eight.
1305
01:18:52,078 --> 01:18:56,015
Now, let the big dog
take a shit.
1306
01:19:05,158 --> 01:19:07,293
Damn!
1307
01:19:10,096 --> 01:19:11,365
I'm an eight guy now!
1308
01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:22,141
Fuck!
1309
01:19:30,116 --> 01:19:31,248
Behind you!
1310
01:19:31,250 --> 01:19:33,219
- Ah! Fuck!
- Pow! Pow!
1311
01:19:35,188 --> 01:19:36,487
There, you motherfucker!
1312
01:19:36,489 --> 01:19:38,421
These motherfuckers
want some more!
1313
01:19:38,423 --> 01:19:40,959
- Punch it!
- Shit!
1314
01:20:15,494 --> 01:20:17,162
Bitch, I'm coming!
1315
01:20:29,474 --> 01:20:31,309
Fucking move, Ma!
1316
01:20:41,051 --> 01:20:42,217
I think I got them!
1317
01:21:06,477 --> 01:21:09,313
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1318
01:21:54,524 --> 01:21:59,360
I broke a ball! I'm serious!
1319
01:21:59,362 --> 01:22:00,528
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
1320
01:22:00,530 --> 01:22:02,128
Come on. Let's get this!
1321
01:22:03,633 --> 01:22:05,366
- Come on!
- I'm coming!
1322
01:22:05,368 --> 01:22:07,535
Let's go get
those fucking rat fucks!
1323
01:22:07,537 --> 01:22:09,170
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
1324
01:22:09,172 --> 01:22:10,471
Time to fucking run!
1325
01:22:10,473 --> 01:22:12,041
Come on, Carter!
1326
01:22:13,475 --> 01:22:15,342
Yeah,
you better run, motherfucker!
1327
01:22:15,344 --> 01:22:18,013
- Get out, boys!
- Follow my track. Follow my track.
1328
01:22:30,592 --> 01:22:33,159
- Fuck!
- Let's get the money.
1329
01:22:33,161 --> 01:22:35,163
Don't leave a single
fucking card. Let's go.
1330
01:22:45,440 --> 01:22:46,575
Okay, split up.
1331
01:22:59,521 --> 01:23:01,120
Hurry up!
1332
01:23:01,122 --> 01:23:02,590
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
1333
01:23:20,609 --> 01:23:22,475
Come on! Come on! Come on!
1334
01:23:22,477 --> 01:23:24,078
Shit! Shit! Shit!
1335
01:23:30,318 --> 01:23:31,617
- Come on!
- Let's go!
1336
01:23:31,619 --> 01:23:33,487
Let's move, move, move out!
1337
01:23:35,523 --> 01:23:37,155
Where's the backup?
1338
01:23:37,157 --> 01:23:39,092
- Let's go and get him!
- Go, go, go!
1339
01:23:41,562 --> 01:23:43,631
- Go, go, go, go!
- Get down, get down!
1340
01:23:55,275 --> 01:23:57,443
- Fire one!
- Behind the building!
1341
01:23:57,445 --> 01:23:59,280
On the fucking wall!
1342
01:24:00,648 --> 01:24:02,182
Stay down!
1343
01:24:07,287 --> 01:24:09,523
Fuck!
1344
01:24:12,192 --> 01:24:13,727
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
1345
01:24:18,565 --> 01:24:20,467
Is that all you got? Hmm?
1346
01:24:21,434 --> 01:24:22,668
Come. Do me, bitch.
1347
01:24:22,670 --> 01:24:25,268
Let's see if you can.
Come, come, come.
1348
01:24:25,270 --> 01:24:28,539
Moses, twinkie dick over here
thinks he can shoot me.
1349
01:24:28,541 --> 01:24:29,709
Let's see if you can do it.
1350
01:24:30,443 --> 01:24:31,542
Do it, man!
1351
01:24:31,544 --> 01:24:33,346
Do me, bitch!
1352
01:24:45,325 --> 01:24:46,426
Do me, bitch.
1353
01:24:46,993 --> 01:24:49,161
Do me. Come on.
1354
01:24:52,564 --> 01:24:54,766
You can't.
You know why?
1355
01:24:54,768 --> 01:24:58,705
'Cause you're a pussy!
1356
01:25:00,373 --> 01:25:02,305
Come on, you fucking cunt!
1357
01:25:05,577 --> 01:25:07,312
Shit! Take cover!
1358
01:25:07,814 --> 01:25:09,515
Shit! Get down!
1359
01:25:11,316 --> 01:25:14,250
If I'm gonna do it,
I'm gonna do it right here.
1360
01:25:14,252 --> 01:25:15,719
The old family jewels.
1361
01:25:15,721 --> 01:25:17,621
Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
1362
01:25:17,623 --> 01:25:20,457
Look at him. Oh, shit, is he...
1363
01:25:20,459 --> 01:25:22,659
- Hey, no. No, no, no.
- I'm getting nervous.
1364
01:25:22,661 --> 01:25:24,196
Fucking take that thing away,
man!
1365
01:25:27,298 --> 01:25:29,499
Get down!
1366
01:25:29,501 --> 01:25:31,735
- Ooh!
- Take the fucking gun away, man!
1367
01:25:31,737 --> 01:25:33,603
- Ooh!
- Take the fucking gun away!
1368
01:25:33,605 --> 01:25:36,540
Fuck that!
Let's get out of here!
1369
01:25:36,542 --> 01:25:38,474
- Take the fucking gun away!
- I'm getting nervous!
1370
01:25:38,476 --> 01:25:40,311
- Oh, please!
- I'm getting nervous!
1371
01:25:42,413 --> 01:25:43,749
Cover me! Cover me!
1372
01:25:47,586 --> 01:25:48,620
Please, boet.
1373
01:25:51,656 --> 01:25:53,224
Nah!
1374
01:25:54,692 --> 01:25:55,794
Killing people sucks.
1375
01:25:57,361 --> 01:25:58,429
You made the right move.
1376
01:25:58,864 --> 01:26:00,231
Pussy.
1377
01:26:03,501 --> 01:26:04,734
Drop the gun.
1378
01:26:04,736 --> 01:26:07,305
Man, this girl's
a real ball ache.
1379
01:26:14,846 --> 01:26:16,246
Hello, Pernilla.
1380
01:26:16,848 --> 01:26:18,547
Lovely to finally meet you.
1381
01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:20,783
Is it? You twat!
1382
01:26:20,785 --> 01:26:23,319
Secure this.
1383
01:26:23,321 --> 01:26:24,355
Come on, guys.
1384
01:26:24,655 --> 01:26:26,788
Okay. Okay!
1385
01:26:26,790 --> 01:26:30,458
Drop it,
because I will shoot you.
1386
01:26:30,460 --> 01:26:31,660
And you're hard to miss.
1387
01:26:34,499 --> 01:26:35,867
Drop it! Now!
1388
01:26:38,869 --> 01:26:40,604
Drop the fucking gun!
1389
01:26:40,871 --> 01:26:42,272
I said...
1390
01:26:44,407 --> 01:26:45,708
Ah!
1391
01:26:45,710 --> 01:26:47,710
You should've fuckin' blown
my balls off
1392
01:26:47,712 --> 01:26:49,711
when you had the chance,
motherfucker!
1393
01:26:49,713 --> 01:26:51,479
'Cause now I've got you
by the balls.
1394
01:26:51,481 --> 01:26:52,714
You had a good run.
1395
01:26:52,716 --> 01:26:54,449
Just let my guy go, man.
1396
01:26:54,451 --> 01:26:56,551
I'll let him go
when I wanna let him go.
1397
01:26:56,553 --> 01:27:00,723
Because first, I'm gonna bleed
out little baby Moses over here.
1398
01:27:00,725 --> 01:27:03,491
And then, I'm gonna cut
your little dick off.
1399
01:27:03,493 --> 01:27:06,427
And then, I'm gonna come
for your mama, bitch!
1400
01:27:06,429 --> 01:27:08,863
Carter, Carter, shoot him in the face.
I don't give a shit.
1401
01:27:08,865 --> 01:27:11,633
- Yeah, shoot me in the face, motherfucker!
- I wanna live. I am a pussy.
1402
01:27:11,635 --> 01:27:13,500
Shoot him in the face, man!
1403
01:27:13,502 --> 01:27:15,469
He can't fucking shoot me in
the face because he's a pussy!
1404
01:27:15,471 --> 01:27:17,573
I give you permission.
Shoot him in the face!
1405
01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:22,811
Goddamn it!
1406
01:27:22,813 --> 01:27:24,548
Fuck me!
1407
01:27:26,816 --> 01:27:29,449
Fuck! You fucking puss!
1408
01:27:29,451 --> 01:27:32,454
You fucking shot me with my
own fucking gun, you fat...
1409
01:27:33,455 --> 01:27:35,156
Fuck.
1410
01:27:35,158 --> 01:27:38,494
Fuck!
You shot me with my own gun!
1411
01:27:39,829 --> 01:27:43,497
- Jesus!
- Are you in pain? Huh?
1412
01:27:43,499 --> 01:27:44,865
Yeah, I'm fucking in pain!
1413
01:27:44,867 --> 01:27:47,735
Remember what you said.
"If you're dumb, you bleed."
1414
01:27:47,737 --> 01:27:49,605
Guess who's bleeding?
1415
01:27:50,873 --> 01:27:52,973
Does it hurt right here?
1416
01:27:52,975 --> 01:27:56,643
Jou fucking naai!Is jy mal in jou kop, man?
1417
01:27:56,645 --> 01:27:57,744
Carter!
1418
01:27:57,746 --> 01:27:59,813
You shot me on purpose, man!
1419
01:27:59,815 --> 01:28:01,447
Yeah, I did shoot you
on purpose,
1420
01:28:01,449 --> 01:28:03,484
but I knew what I was doing
when I shot you.
1421
01:28:04,552 --> 01:28:05,919
You're lucky I didn't shoot you
in your head.
1422
01:28:05,921 --> 01:28:07,721
We're even! We're fucking even!
1423
01:28:07,723 --> 01:28:08,822
- No, we're not even.
- Yeah, we're even.
1424
01:28:08,824 --> 01:28:10,490
- We're not even!
- We're even!
1425
01:28:10,492 --> 01:28:12,626
- We're not even.
- Okay, but it's close.
1426
01:28:12,628 --> 01:28:15,763
Goddamn, that hurts!
1427
01:28:20,970 --> 01:28:22,803
Get me some help. Anybody?
1428
01:28:22,805 --> 01:28:24,004
Shut the fuck up, man!
1429
01:28:24,006 --> 01:28:25,940
You shut the fuck up, bitch!
1430
01:28:30,812 --> 01:28:31,913
Good job, Carter.
1431
01:28:32,780 --> 01:28:34,714
It's what I do. Pussy and tacos.
1432
01:28:34,716 --> 01:28:38,517
Just one more thing,
and we'll get all this cleaned up.
1433
01:28:38,519 --> 01:28:39,886
Where's the code
for the ledgers?
1434
01:28:39,888 --> 01:28:42,924
Ah! You're gonna love this.
1435
01:28:43,858 --> 01:28:45,526
- Yeah?
- Follow me. Check this out.
1436
01:28:46,928 --> 01:28:48,930
- Code for the ledgers.
- That's right.
1437
01:28:50,631 --> 01:28:52,634
Ready for this? Wait for it!
1438
01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:57,939
Here's a gift.
1439
01:28:58,706 --> 01:28:59,774
Souvenir.
1440
01:29:00,908 --> 01:29:02,774
At least it's not a flash drive.
1441
01:29:02,776 --> 01:29:04,743
Flesh drive, that's all right.
1442
01:29:04,745 --> 01:29:06,948
You still owe me
a handshake, bitch.
1443
01:29:23,664 --> 01:29:26,031
This bullet in your
brain is like a time bomb.
1444
01:29:49,622 --> 01:29:51,522
Hey, dummy.
1445
01:29:51,524 --> 01:29:53,559
'Bout time.
I was worried about you.
1446
01:29:55,528 --> 01:29:56,695
Hey, congratulations.
1447
01:29:56,697 --> 01:29:59,564
You got the bad guys.
Job well done.
1448
01:29:59,566 --> 01:30:01,966
Well, I didn't exactly
get all the bad guys.
1449
01:30:01,968 --> 01:30:03,067
That's true.
1450
01:30:03,069 --> 01:30:05,103
I got probably
a little bit more,
1451
01:30:05,105 --> 01:30:07,638
but that's just because
I'm built for it.
1452
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:10,010
Um, don't I deserve
a little credit?
1453
01:30:11,745 --> 01:30:14,011
- Hey, Pink.
- Whoa.
1454
01:30:14,013 --> 01:30:18,882
Hey, Carter. Before I go,
I got a question for you.
1455
01:30:18,884 --> 01:30:24,555
I am thinking about...
becoming a crook again.
1456
01:30:24,557 --> 01:30:28,125
Getting back into the crook business.
What do you think?
1457
01:30:28,127 --> 01:30:32,029
I gotta tell you, a couple gift
cards may have fallen into my wallet.
1458
01:30:32,031 --> 01:30:34,631
That's blood money.
You do know that, right?
1459
01:30:34,633 --> 01:30:36,899
I do know that.
And I thought about that,
1460
01:30:36,901 --> 01:30:39,870
but turns out,
it spends just the same.
1461
01:30:39,872 --> 01:30:42,108
They still take it and they don't
even ask where it comes from.
1462
01:30:43,743 --> 01:30:46,076
No more gravy mop-up for me.
Sorry, Pinkie.
1463
01:30:46,078 --> 01:30:52,050
And I got a little extra cash on
me, if you would like some.
1464
01:30:54,186 --> 01:30:55,520
No, thank you.
1465
01:30:56,122 --> 01:30:57,689
Kind of thought you'd say that.
1466
01:30:58,357 --> 01:30:59,823
Well, I gotta go.
1467
01:30:59,825 --> 01:31:01,926
There's a road out there
with my name on it.
1468
01:31:02,927 --> 01:31:04,727
Oh, and, Pinkie?
1469
01:31:04,729 --> 01:31:07,132
Give my kneepad to the next guy.
1470
01:31:07,932 --> 01:31:12,636
Oh, and... one last thing.
1471
01:31:14,638 --> 01:31:16,041
I never stopped loving you.
1472
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:18,877
Just want you to know that.
1473
01:31:20,045 --> 01:31:21,077
Take care, Pinkie.
1474
01:31:21,079 --> 01:31:23,380
Still a dick.
1475
01:31:41,066 --> 01:31:42,100
So...
1476
01:31:43,700 --> 01:31:45,602
So?
1477
01:31:48,006 --> 01:31:51,840
Tell me...
what's California like?
1478
01:31:51,842 --> 01:31:54,812
Hmm... Mountains.
1479
01:31:55,946 --> 01:31:57,581
Peaky mountains.
1480
01:32:02,152 --> 01:32:05,220
I been thinking about...
visiting.
1481
01:32:05,222 --> 01:32:06,822
I have a friend out there.
1482
01:32:06,824 --> 01:32:08,757
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1483
01:32:08,759 --> 01:32:11,762
He's a nice enough guy.
A little bit wacky, but he's cool.
1484
01:32:14,797 --> 01:32:15,933
Is he a homeowner?
1485
01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:17,868
Mm-mmm.
1486
01:32:19,103 --> 01:32:21,004
He lives in LA.
1487
01:32:27,043 --> 01:32:29,879
- He rents.
- Mm-hmm.
1488
01:32:41,258 --> 01:32:43,023
Fucking Carter!
1489
01:32:45,197 --> 01:32:50,197
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