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Previously on "Black Dynamite"...
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Black Dynamite, I'm Donald,
your accountant, and as your accountant,
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I have an extremely urgent accounting
matter I must discuss with ...
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I don't care if you're Merv Griffin,
creator and host of "The Merv Griffin Show."
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You need to make an appointment,
like everybody else, Jack.
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Damn it!
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Suey!
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Black Dynamite?
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You can't ignore this any longer.
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I tried to make an appointment
like you said, but ...
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My secretary bitch is out with the
shit now, don't be interrupting my kung fu!
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Suey!
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- Man, can't this wait?
- No, it can't, Black Dynamite.
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- They are shooting.
- Fine. Get in.
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What I've been trying to tell
you is, you haven't filed income
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taxes for 8 years. You owe the I.R.S.
$60,000 and now they're going to
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- fuckin' kill you!
- Is that what this shit is all about?
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These motherfuckers
can't be bargained with!
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They can't be reasoned with.
They don't feel pity or remorse or fear.
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And they absolutely will
not stop, ever, until you are dead
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or broke or in jail... or both!
Incoming!
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- Donald, my accountant!
- Black Dynamite, I'm not gonna
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make it...
Please, promise me...
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Anything, man!
Anything in the world.
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...you'll make sure this form is postmarked
by midnight on the 15th, or you... may...
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be subject to... penalties.
Ahh. I'm dead.
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I'm sorry, Donald the accountant.
I should have listened to you sooner.
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Looks like you're gonna need a
new accountant, Black Dynamite.
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I've got until the 15th, you
money-hungry bureaucratic sons of bitches!
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Scram, I say! Scram!
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This week...
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1x03 - Taxes and Death or
Get Him to the Sunset Strip
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Surprise!
Right before your eyes.
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Black Dynamite, we all
heard about your tax troubles
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with the I.R.S., so all the
whores and the orphans in
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this here Whorephanage got
together to raise you some scratch.
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These girls have already sucked
every dick in a 10-mile radius.
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And me and Cream Corn planned
this badass party last night to raise funds...
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and awareness for broke Black Dynamite!
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- We sold a few thousand of these ... 2 for $5.
- Even these little nappy-headed orphans pitched in.
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but now that do need it,
there ain't no way I'm gonna take it.
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Now get back out there on that
block and get that money I don't need.
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Now I'm just
thinkin' out loud, so this may
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sound berserk, but
maybe B.D. can make some
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ends meet by puttin'
in some mercenary work.
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- Now, that's a great idea, Bullhorn.
- That is a good...
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I think it's a terrible idea.
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- Yeah, is kind of terrible.
- The problem with taking
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somebody's money to do a job is that
they always expect something in return.
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Well, I guess we'll just
have to come up with another plan, then.
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Not necessarily, because sometimes,
a terrible idea is the best idea you got.
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And if there's one thing I've learned,
you always go with the best idea you got.
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Thank you for coming, Black Dynamite.
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I'm a motion-picture producer. That
means that I produce motion pictures.
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- What do you know about Richard Pryor?
- You mean the comedy man?
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- Yes, the comedian.
- You say "tomato,"
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- Black Dynamite says "toe-mah-toe."
- We've already had massive
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success filming Richard Pryor live in concert,
and we got Richard Pryor here and now
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without a hiccup. But for some reason,
no one has been able to get Richard Pryor
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live on the Sunset Strip, and that's
where you come in, Black Dynamite.
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- Take this.
- What is this?
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- His inspiration.
- Oh fuck,
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why y'all didn't tell
me the plane landed?
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I was on the toilet taking a shit
you know when you're sitting on
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a plane, taking a shit and your
ass get sucked down the toilet?
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I didn't think my ass was ever gonna come
back, Jack. I said, "take the shit but
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- leave me shit".
- Ha ha! Brilliant, Richie baby!
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- But save it for the show.
- What's happenin', Jack? My main man.
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- Baddest fucker I ever met. Cocaine.
- What's the matter,
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Black Dynamite? You've never
seen a black entertainer get high?
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No. It's just that nobody's
ever left me hangin' before.
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Oh fuck, is that all the cocaine
we got? It's gonna be a long night,
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Jack. I snothrough mothafucker
and this little briefcase ain't doin' shit.
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I fuck potential mothers,
soon-to-be mothers, already mothers.
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I'm a mothafucker. I never got no
fuck when I was your age.
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But livin' up in here?
Y'all should be gettin' all of it.
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Hoe come in the house, I'm 7 years
old. I'm punchin' the [bleep] out the
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[bleep] 'cause my [bleep]
was too small.
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Uppercuttin' the [bleep] I'm knockin' [bleep]
out daily. Say, baby, you remind me
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- of my mama.
- Aw. Because I'm kind and nurturing?
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No, bitch! 'Cause you got big
titties and you sells good shit.
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Man, Richard Pryor, you are on fire!
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And you got enough meat on your
nose to make a ham sandwich, boy!
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Rhyming all the damn time. I can't tell if
it's a trick, a tick, a talent, or tourrette's.
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You're the funniest man alive or dead.
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Well, thank you, miss.
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Whores and orphans under one roof.
Whose idea was this, anyway?
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- Mine. - Man, did you actually
think about this shit before you
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put the children and the whores
within fuckin' distance of each other?
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Hey, little kids. I'm Black Dynamite.
I know you all ain't got no parents,
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so how 'bout I replace them
with a lifetime supply of [bleep].
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That is not what I silently
said to myself inside my head!
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Suey!
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You may not
find him funny, but you about to
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- fuck all your money.
- Look here, Mr. Comedy man.
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Now, I don't get you or your comedy jokes
or comedy in general, but what I am
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gonna get is you to the Sunset Strip so
I can pay my damn taxes. Can you dig it?
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As a matter of fact, here goes a package from
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- the I.R.S. right now.
- I.R.S.?! No!
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Looks like I need to get the fuck up
out of here. Let's go get something to eat
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- before Black Dynamite kills us with his back taxes.
- It's funny 'cause it's true.
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Man, I tell you ...
the I.R.S. ain't no joke, Jack.
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Those mothafuckers will run right up
in your ass to get they money.
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You ever notice when you look
at your check, it says
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"F.E.C.A., F.I.C.A. fuck you out your money."
and my accountant gonna tell me,
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"good news, Richard. You're in the black."
and I'm like, "sucker, you say
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I got $2 million. Fuck!
I want to see it ... in cash!
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- Drive it to me in the brinks truck right now!"
- You mean to tell me
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Hollywood really pays you all that money
for standing around and talkin' shit?
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That's right. But havin' people laugh
at you all the time ain't all it's
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cracked up to be. Sometimes,
I just want my [bleep] hugged.
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Can I get you
something to drink, Mr. Pryor?
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Not unless you got some milk in
them, titties. Big as them titties is,
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shouldn't be a starving kid
nowhere in Africa. Nah, baby.
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I stopped drinking two
minutes ago.
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That is some bullshit.
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Don't nobody believe you, Richard Pryor.
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I know you don't believe me,
mothafucker 'cause you mothafuckers
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fuckin' say... "I'm drunk, and I'm the
ugliest mothafucker up in here. I'm so ugly,
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the tears roll down the back of my neck.
When I cry, they don't want to be on my face."
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Okay, that's enough drinkin'
and jivin', you drunk jive turkeys!
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Oh, what you gonna do to me?
Black Dynamite, I'm gonna kick
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your fuckin' nuts and ass so the
mothafuckin' bone. Do you hear me?
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Man, did you see that? Them
suckas got messed up, Jack,
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fuckin' around with
me and my boy. No shit!
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Man, you got to show me how to do
some of that stuff, Black Dynamite!
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We could be like Blackman and Robin.
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Richard Pryor, give me that gun
before you hurt somebody.
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Mothafucker.
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We bad. We bad.
That's right mothafucka ...
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We bad.
This ain't Gene Wilder shit.
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This is Black Dynamite, and
we will whup your ass, Jack.
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Do you know what we're in for?
Puttin' a foot in a mothafucker's ass
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and makin' it come out his mouth!
You ever seen that before?
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You think Richard Pryor's foot
in your ass is a joke, boy?!
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You think I'm funny?!
Well, I'm not!
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I'm tired of pouring my heart
out to shit and all you do
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is laugh. Stop laughing
at me. I'm serious.
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Shut the fuck up
when groan men's is cryin'.
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Richard Pryor?
This better not be one of your
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comedy jokes, because Black Dynamite don't
ever hold no grown man in his arms like a
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baby when he's cryin' and weepin'...
Especially a comedy man.
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Man, fuck the comedy man and his
mama! I don't want to make these
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mothafuckers laugh. I got
some real shit to say, man.
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I know how to cut through the bullshit,
but don't nobody care when I say it.
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- It's always the same.
- Did you hear what he said?
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He said, "it's always the same."
He said, "it's always the same"!
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See what I mean? When you talk, people
listen. They take your ass serious.
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You ain't really got shit to say,
but they listen, and that's what I want.
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I want somebody to listen so I can
teach them somethin'.
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Pryor, Richard!
Dynamite, Black!
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You made bail!
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We bad. We bad.
That's right, mothafucker, we bad.
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I just peed on myself!
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- What's this?
- 'Bout 200 kilos' worth of money.
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I thought all that brinks truck
talk was just one of your little funnies,
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- Richard Pryor.
- Man, I told your ass ... I don't joke.
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How 'bout I pay your tax bill, you look the
other way, and we both get to walk away with a
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- cool little story to tell?
- I can't do that, Richard Pryor.
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Black Dynamite don't ever break his
words. Black Dynamite's words and
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Black Dynamite's balls is all Black Dynamite
has in this life. That, plus my bitches, my car,
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an exquisite wardrobe, and a bunch of more,
other shit...but my point is, Black Dynamite
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said he would get Richard Pryor live on the
Sunset Strip, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
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A'ight, man. I can dig it.
Keep your word and your balls.
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- Oh fuck! Is that the I.R.S.?!
- I thought I told you
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internal revenue mothafuckers, that
Black Dynamite was gonna get your money!
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I'm workin' on it!
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- What about my taxes, Richard Pryor?!
- You better get you some scratch-offs, sucker!
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite!
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Man, crazy rich done busted loose
with all of that money, and he can be
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- anywhere by now. And that shit ain't funny.
- Tomorrow's the
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15th, and the I.R.S. has threatened
to put a lien on this Whorephanage.
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- What we gon' do?!
- Look here, Honey Bee.
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Ain't nobody leanin' on Black Dynamite's
whores or his orphans. Can you dig it?
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Which reminds me, I promised
to drop my mama's 1099s off at the
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post office. Hey, Black Dynamite, they
didn't repossess your ride yet, did they?
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- I'll just walk.
- Maybe I can get the girls to stop suckin' and
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- fuckin' for an hour, and they can find Richard Pryor.
- Nah, let them
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keep suckin' and fuckin', Honey Bee.
I've been to every hot spot,
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cathouse, nightclub, drug spot, and
gambling den in town.
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- And...?
- He's been in every last one of them.
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Wait, Black Dynamite!
There's someone I know that can
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help us find Richard Pryor
and get him to the show.
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Richard's not here.
What do you want?
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- How did you know ...
- I know you've got a Richard Pryor problem, 'cause no one
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shows up to Paul Mooney's pad unannounced
unless they've got a Richard Pryor problem.
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I've been livin' in that brother's
light-skinned shadow all of my life.
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- Can you help us find him?
- Is a pig's shit pork?
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- Where did you last see him?
- In a brinks truck filled with 2 million big ones.
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That's what I was afraid of.
You were trying to get him to
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the Sunset Strip, weren't you?
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You see, Richard thinks that if he goes to the
Sunset Strip, then all he'll ever be is one of
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the greatest comedians that ever
lived. Richard wants more than that.
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He wants to be like Malcolm X.
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See? That's the problem.
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Well, besides being a comedy man that
nobody will ever take serious, what's stopping him?
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You mean, besides the cocaine,
the quaaludes, valium, white women,
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mother issues, father issues,
racism, vodka, pork shit and fame?
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- That don't cover it?
- Richard's got that shit
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and that shinola. You can't
have shinola without the shit.
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Because the truth lives in the shit,
the shit is where you find wisdom.
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The shit is what reminds
you that your shit stinks.
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- It keeps your feet on the ground.
- Paul Mooney, you
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might sound deep, but you
look jungle fuckin' loony.
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Man, what the hell
are we doing out here with...
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- Paul Mooney, anyway?
- Wait, wait!
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I smell something cooking...
cocaine...
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...and a man's flesh.
It's him!
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There goes Richard Pryor!
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He's naked and literally on fire!
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He went that way!
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- It's time to break out the heavy weapons.
- What's that?
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All of Richard's greatest hits ...
cocaine, vodka tonic, and white-woman saliva.
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He's responded well to these
in the past when all else has failed.
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Oh fuck!
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Why... are... you... doing...
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- this... to... me?!
- False alarm. He's not Richard Pryor.
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You think Richard Pryor's the only
basehead to ever catch on fire, man?
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- Then why did you run, basehead?
- I was on fire, man! I was about
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to put myself out, and then you
mothafuckers started chasin' me.
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What the hell was I supposed to do?
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Oh fuck, that's my accountant.
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Did you guys know that taxes
were due by midnight tonight?
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I got to fly.
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Donald, you were
more than just an accountant.
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You were my accountant. But now, you're
just a dead accountant lying in this grave.
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If I could do it all over again,
I would've made time to talk to you.
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I would've filed quarterly and kept my
business and personal receipts separate.
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I cannot bring you back to life, but I can come
back and engrave "avenged" on your tombstone.
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30 minutes to showtime,
Black Dynamite. You got your tickets.
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I've got mine. If you don't have
our money, you'll be sleeping
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with the fishes, right here,
beside Donald ... in the dirt.
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Black Dynamite ain't never
slept with a fish or laid in a grave
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in his whole life, and he damn sure
ain't gonna start now!
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Go on.
Shoot, Black Dynamite.
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Kill me, and two more agents will pop
up in my place. And if you kill those two
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agents, four more will take over for
them. Kill those 4, and you'll find
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yourself dealing with 8. Waste
those 8, now you've got 16 I.R.S.
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agents following you wherever you
go. Go ahead and kill those 16...
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Cream Corn?
Honey Bee? Bullhorn?
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The I.R.S. honky is right. Ain't but
two things certain in this world ...
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we're gonna be taxed by the I.R.S.
and we're gonna be kill by the I.R.S.
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We might as well go back to the Whorephanage,
board up the windows, give everybody assault
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- rifles, and wait for the final shootout.
- ...4 and 64 equals 128, and
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do you know what 128 times 2 is?
256!
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All... up... in... your...ass,
Black Dynamite!
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- Wait. I hear something.
- That was some serious shit.
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It sounds like...
shit being talked.
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It was at Hershey bar.
Fuckin' around and ate
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the mothafucker smelled like I had
a fuckin' sandwich for breakfast.
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Hey, baby, can I get a swig?
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You think you got problems? I had a brinks
truck with $2 million 48 hours ago,
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and I bet you were sitting in the same
shit you're sitting in now.
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Man, you right, Richard, man. I am sittin'
in shit but you make us feel like we
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ain't sittin' in shit
no matter how much shit we're sittin' in.
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- That's fuckin' crazy.
- Look at him. All he's got is his dirty
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drawers, his half-skunked jug of wine, and
you, Richard Pryor. Well, mothafucker that
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reminds me... a funny thing happened while
I was gone. I gambled away $2 million ...
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plus 4 more in I.O.U.S ...
to some kung fu gangsters from Chinatown.
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And they want to kick my ass.
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Richard Pryor!
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You in big trouble
with little Chinatown gang.
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- Oh fuck!
- Richard Pryor,
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I'm gonna get you live on the Sunset Strip,
and then I'm gonna kill you dead.
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Mothafucker.
Run, boy!
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- Oh, my god! It's Richard Pryor!
- What?!
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- Richard, cut it out!
- One thing I know how to do is run!
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Suey!
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- Suey!
- Fuck, get me down!
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Suey! Suey!
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Suey!
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Hey, little fat troll!
Oh! There you are!
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00:19:02,734 --> 00:19:07,273
I heard you wanted Richard Pryor live
on the Sunset Strip. Well, here I is.
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- You think this is funny?
- Actually, I do, mothafucker.
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I took care of that gambling
debt for you, Richard Pryor.
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Those kung fu gangsters from Chinatown
won't be bothering you no more.
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I'm not paying you to deal with
kung fu gangsters from Chinatown.
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If you ever want to work in Hollywood again,
Black Dynamite, I advise you to do your job!
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- You're my mercenary ... all mine!
- Now, you wait a minute, Mr. Movie producer.
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I got Richard here, just like I said I would.
Whether he gets up on stage is
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up to him and his cocaine. So I
suggest you give him a break, 'cause
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he's been dealin' with a lot of
heavy on his mind. Can you dig?
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00:19:39,573 --> 00:19:42,221
Look, Richard!
We got your inspiration!
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- Come and get it!
- My main man!
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No! Cocaine is not
your main man, Richard Pryor!
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Fine! So be it. You think you're the
first incredibly talented person of
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color to take show business by storm, only to
be driven insane by the pressures of a system
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that's designed to suck them dry and
leave them dead in a heap of cocaine?!
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- Well, you won't be the last!
- He's right! Man, it's hopeless, man.
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- I'm-a jump!
- Don't jump, man!
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00:20:09,971 --> 00:20:14,165
Oh fuck,
fuck what I just said, Richard Pryor!
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00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,575
- Jump! Jump!!
- What?
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00:20:16,577 --> 00:20:20,646
Oh fuck! Why didn't somebody
tell me I was on fire?!
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Suey!
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite!
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Very dramatic. Very
touching. If you don't get
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on that stage now, I swear to god
I will personally see to it that you
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and everything you ever worked for
comes crashing down!
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Burn, Hollywood!
Burn! Ha ha!
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Get it?
Burn! Ha ha!
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00:20:44,672 --> 00:20:48,607
- Hy-sterical.
- Smashed honky is not hy-sterical.
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But it is funny.
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00:20:51,011 --> 00:20:55,648
Look, Richard Pryor, at first,
I didn't get you or your comedy jokes.
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Even though the whole world is laughin'
at you, just know that Black Dynamite
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- takes you seriously.
- Here. You earned this, Black Dynamite.
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- That's why it's called mercenary work.
- Thank you, Black Dynamite.
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That takes care of your federal, but the city
and state will be by this afternoon to get theirs,
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- and they're not as nice as us!
- No, that's hy-sterical.
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Mothafuckers thanks, y'all.
Maybe I should be grateful for
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my blessin's. Maybe big
muscles aren't everything.
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Well, now you're just
talkin' crazy, Richard Pryor.
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I have a feeling that little
comedy man's gonna inspire
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a whole generation of nobodies to be
somebodies. And when that happens...
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My main man!
Cocaine!
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