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Ladies and whole sexuals!
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Welcome to the dry hump! Coming to the
stage, we have a very special guest tonight.
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We've seen him in such films as
"Big trouble in little vagina", "Oceans 11 inches",
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"Enter the fuckin' enter with a dragon"!
Give it up for my main man,
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Ringo-o-o-o Mandingo-o-o-o!
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This is my main man.
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Put that ding-a-ling in ya mouth and see
how it feel! Mandingo is in the house!
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Ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling!
Throw your money, baby!
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Throw your money! Throw your
money cash in the house, baby!
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Come on, baby!
Yeah! Yeah!
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Mandingo-o-o-o-o!
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Hey, you need to watch the way you swervin'.
You're driving Ringo Mandingo, baby.
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I'm about to star in the biggest
porn film that's ever been seen.
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I ain't got no insurance on
this here thang between my legs.
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You know what I'm sayin'? Wait.
Why are we in this alley?
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Oh... no...
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♪ He's Dynamite ♪
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♪ So Dynamite
Ooohhh, ooohhh ♪
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♪ Ooohhh
Ahhhh ♪
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♪ He's Dynamite ♪
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♪ Dy-no, Dy-no
ooohhh, ooohhh ♪
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♪ oooohhhh ♪
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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This week...
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I've never seen anything like it.
It's unbelievable.
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It's a terrible scene.
Can't believe it. Ah, look at this.
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Damn.
I heard you had a murderous
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killin' last night,
Chief Humphry Magilahorn,
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- but this shit here looks intense.
- That's right, Black Dynamite,
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it does look intense... and it is.
My wife of 13 years just walked
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out on me, I forgot to put deodorant on,
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and I got hemorrhoids in my ass nipples.
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Hemorrhoids
in your ass nipples
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must make for painful
farts, but I think what
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Black Dynamite's talkin' 'bout
is all these chopped-up body parts.
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Oh, yeah. That... I guess that's pretty
bad, too. This guy's body is all over
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the place. There was a leg in the
dumpster, a foot over there in
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- a pile of shit and a...
- Hey! What's this over here?
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- Looks like a baby arm.
- Cream Corn, that's no baby arm...
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Oh, no! Cousin Ringo!
I'm so sad to see you go.
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Bullhorn? You mean to
tell me you're related to this Mandingo?
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Yes. Ever
since we were teeny-weeny,
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cousin Ringy's winky
was long like a slinky.
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Mama, look here!
You gonna be amazed!
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I finished the school year with
no missed days and 10 straight A's.
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Uh, nobody cares about your grades.
Bullhorn, I'm runnin' out of
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money for your cousin Ringo. Go
upstairs and get your piggy bank so I can
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give him some Mo' dough.
This is illegal somewhere.
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Yeah, even
though my grades were
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the best and I could
rhyme and sing, Ringo was
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the one who was blessed with
the supersized ding-a-ling.
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Aww. I feel so sorry for you, Bullhorn.
I didn't know you were
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part of the itty-bitty committee.
At least you got a good personality.
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Yeah, Ringo had it all,
and with that thang, he could never lose.
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I would give anything and my
mama just to walk in his underoos.
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Why would anyone want
to kill a man with such a big dick?
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Hm. As soon as a black
shaft starts to rise, the man has to bring
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- him down. Can you dig it?
- Nah, Black Dynamite, it ain't
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the mans this time.
This is the work of a serial killer.
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This makes the fourth
black porn star this week.
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They were all supposed to be in
that new interracial skin flick.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we've seen horse on horse.
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We've seen horse on girl, boy on girl,
boy on boy, black boy on boy.
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We've seen white girl on horse.
And now we are about to break
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the last erotic taboo there is left...
the first black-on-white porn.
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"Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Fuctory"
rated triple-X.
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The first one to get picked
off was Slappy Long Strokem,
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then Humpy Dangle...
Darth Invader...
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Pelvis Pressly...
Dickie Jiggler...
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- and now... Ringo Mandingo.
- Whew! Now, thats a mouthful.
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- We need to do something.
- Now, you stay out of this one, Black Dynamite.
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We don't need your vigilante
justice on this case.
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Now, see there?
I wasn't even gonna take the case.
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- But since you said not to take it, I'm-a take it.
- Is that right?
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Wrong or
right, right or wrong...
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When a cracker tells Black Dynamite not
to do something, he does it, Jack.
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Well, in that case, don't go
jump off a bridge, Black Dynamite.
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Your reverse
honky psychology don't
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work on me, Copper.
Black Dynamite's on the case.
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Hey, Chief!
We found two bowling balls!
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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A-a-a-and action!
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- Did somebody order a pizza?
- Ooh.
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I thought you would never come. Now
get in here and give me that anchovy.
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Cut! Cut! Cut!
How many times do I have to
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tell you?! It's "sausage"!
An anchovy is not a euphemism
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for a penis! When have you ever heard
a man refer to his wiener as
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- a tiny, smelly fish?!
- Shut... up!
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- Everybody, take five!
- I thought "anchovies" was a good choice.
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Black Dynamite. You finally changed
your mind after all these years.
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- You ready to get back in the business?
- I thought I told
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you honkies from the adult-film industry
that Black Dynamite don't hump on
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film no more. Now, I don't mean to
butt in on your butt flick, but I'm here
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To investigate some porn murders.
Have you seen anything abnormal
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- around here lately?
- Hmph. I wish I have. That's the problem.
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Everything here is too normal. Porn has gotten
so ass-boring nowadays, Black Dynamite.
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I came over to this table to get me
a little treat, but it turns out you pink toes
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are the one I want to eat.
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I don't know how many places a man can stick
his anchovy before it becomes redundant.
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- You mean "sausage"?
- Whatever. I need something different,
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something unique that hasn't been done before.
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You're a bottom bitch, I'll betcha.
'Cause I'm the white [bleep] stretcher.
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My dream was to do this
"Willy Wanker" movie, but
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Ringo's dead, and those are some
pretty big, black shorts to fill.
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I'll break your heart.
Better watch out, girl.
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I'm certified in cunnilingus
in all corners of the world!
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Wow! Look at all
those panties droppin'!
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In all my years in this business, I have
never seen a penis do that...
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not even Ringo's!
It's the way rhymes those words.
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That's it! I'm gonna make you a star!
A big, bright, black, shining star!
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- Yes! This is good! I love it!
- That's wonderful,
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Bullhorn! You're gonna
be famous, just like Ringo.
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They say it's the motion
of the ocean, not the size of the boat.
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But I guess neither one matters
when you got a sweet throat.
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That should be
your name... "Sweet Throat"...
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kind of rolls off the
tongue, like "Cream Corn."
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Okay, now. We can't let
all these sweet throats and panties distract us
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- from our porn mission.
- Oops. Sorry.
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Now, Bullhorn, I'm-a
need you to go undercover... deeper than you
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ever been before. I want you to pretend
to be one of these fuckers so you can
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- bring this sucker down.
- Don't worry, Black Dynamite.
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I'll go deeper than any deep-sea diver or
oil driller. I'll be the best undercover
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lover and find cousin Ringo's killer.
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Damn. He's good.
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Ladies, as you can see, I'm just
an ordinary porn star fucker and suckin'
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for a check. But would any of you
professional hoes happen to know
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who rung Ringo Mandingo's neck?
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"Pipe reams," take 4.
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I'm too cool with
a big ol' tool that'll make you
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call your mama tonight! And when she
answers the phone, tell her Mr. Sweet Throat
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himself is layin' the windpipes just right.
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Yes! This is good!
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Hello?
Is it me you're lookin' for?
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Bullhorn, what's the skinny?
You find this serial-killin' turkey yet?
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Sorry, Black Dynamite,
but I ain't got no time to waste.
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- Right about now, Sweet Throat has to get back
on the case. - Well, let me
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know if you need some help, because I
ain't really doing shit right now.
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We're sorry. If you'd like...
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Black Dynamite ain't
used to waiting for nobody to do nothing.
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I got to think of something to take
my mind off of all this thinking.
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"Facial Delivery," take 2.
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Special
delivery for Ms. Mary Mack.
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I can give it to you here in the front
or I can put it in the back.
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Yes! I love it!
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Suey suey suey suey suey!
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- "Spontaneous Cumbustin'," take 5.
- Ma'am, I got a
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complaint that some pussy was stuck in
a tree. If anybody can get that cat,
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you can bet your vagingo
it's gonna be me.
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Oh, my god.
This is fuckin' gorgeous!
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Rack focus!
Rack focus! Yes! I love it!
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Black Dynamite. Black Dynamite!
Black Dynamite!!!
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Honey Bee, what did I
tell you about interruptin' my jump-ropin'?
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Man, you
got this place smellin'
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like hot-dog water.
You need to get out of this dojo.
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- You been here for two weeks.
- Hello?
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Black Dynamite, I know you told me not to
interrupt your jump-roping, but this is getting
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- really serious.
- Please don't tell me another
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- black dick is in the dirt.
- No. It's way, way worse than a black
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dick this time, Dynamite.
It's a white woman!
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- And she's white!
- Chief Magilahorn,
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no disrespect, but crackers
come and go. What else you got?
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One more thing. There's only two
black porn stars left, and if somebody
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slays Isaac Layes...
then your man Bullhorn is next.
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Damn. With a sting
like that, I know it's got to be some heavy
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shit. Don't you worry, Chief.
You told me not to catch this
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turkey, so I promised to catch him.
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- Everything all right, B.D.?
- No. Things are getting
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deeper and deeper within the
thighs of this porn case, and I haven't heard
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a thing from Bullhorn this whole
time I've been jumping this rope.
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I'm sure everything's
gonna be fine, Black Dynamite.
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Give Bullhorn a chance.
He might surprise you.
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But if he don't
surprise me, he might wake up dead.
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Isaac Layes, being a porn star is
better than sex. All the fame, all the dames,
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- all the mother fuckin' checks.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's all right, I guess. But I
sure do miss your cousin Ringo.
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You know, even though he did have a supersized
ding-a-ling, he was always jealous of you
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'cause you could rhyme and sing. Hey, well,
I'd love to hang out with you some more,
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Sweet Throat, but I gots to go read this "Willy
Wanker" script. You see, it was supposed to be
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Ringo's role, but since we're
the only two black porn stars
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left, looks like we gettin'
all the work from now on, baby.
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You a bad mother fucker.
No, ya bad mother fucker.
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No, you a bad mother...
shut yo' mouth!
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My grave... can you dig it?
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Hold on to your
hoohahs and your chachas,
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'cause Sweet Throat gotcha!
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They call me Sweet Dick
Willy, the three-hole filler
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'cause I'm a thrilla in vanilla
and the bedspring killer!
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Bullhorn, what kind of
triple-x treachery has taken over you?
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"Bullhorn"?
Man, I'm so loved and mother fuckin' rich!
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From now on, you call
me "Sweet Throat," bitch!
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I got a riddle for
you tonight that's outta sight!
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What did the five fingers
say to the black...
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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Security! Security!
I need you to secure me!
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- Suey!
- Mama.
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Bullhorn,
I knew you was way in over your head,
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but it's worse than I thought.
You way in over your head and
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your body. The only reason I wanted
you to stick your dick in the porn
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business was to catch this serial killer
with it. But I see you're only using it
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to live the life. Now, I know you're
having fun making whoopee with your throat,
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but there's still a killer out there on the loose
that has a bullet with "Bullhorn" written all over it.
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Black Dynamite,
you were blessed with the talent to
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fuck up a sucker. I was blessed with
the talent to rhyme "sucker" with fucker.
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I'm bigger than any serial
killer could ever be. So how 'bout
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you go solve crimes and kick
ass and just let me be me?
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It's my fault, Honey Bee.
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I should have been the undercover dick
in this porn case instead of Bullhorn, and
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and then he wouldn't be experiencing the life.
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Well, Black Dynamite, they
do say experience is the best teacher.
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Yeah, but somebody's
got to teach experience. Never mind.
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It sounded deep when I thought it.
I just wish I could think deep
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- about who this killer is so we can save Bullhorn.
- Here you go, Black Dynamite.
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Two orders of grits and jello.
Enjoy. [ dramatic music plays ]
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Wait. Roscoe,
say what you just said again.
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- "Enjoy"?
- No. Before that.
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- "Two orders of grits and jello"?
- Before that.
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- "Here you go"?
- After that.
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- "Black Dynamite"?
- Yes! And what's on Black Dynamite's plate?
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- Grits and jello?
- Exactly! Quick... what does jello do,
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- beside taste [bleep] with grits?
- Wiggle? - Jiggle!
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- And why is jello so wiggly and jiggly?
- Jello is so wiggly and jiggly
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because it's made with gelatin,
which is formed with the protein
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molecules found in a fibrous material called
collagen. That can also be found in cream
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- cheese, gravies, sausage, and marshmallows!
- That's right.
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Marshmallows. And what do you
call a marshmallow with a layer of
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chocolate, sandwiched between two
pieces of graham crackers at a campfire?
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- A s'more!
- You damn right, Honey Bee, and I'm-a give
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you some more. Now, what's the only thing
blacker than a s'more that's not at a campfire?
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- Chuck Berry.
- Close, but blacker than that.
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- A black panther.
- Now, the only panthers
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- we know that ain't black are what?
- Pink!
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Now, everybody...
What's the theme from "the Pink Panther"?
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- # Da dunt, da dunt, da dunt, da dunt, da dunt #
- Now rewind
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- that and slow it down.
- ♪ Da-dant, dad-ant, dad-ant... ♪
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- Dead ant!
- And when an ant ain't dead, he lives in
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- a colony, and another word for
"colony" is...? - A clan?
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- Which is short for...?
- Ku Klux klan!
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Right. So what
they'really saying is...
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The black panthers
and the klan took out Ringo!
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They're the
only ones that wouldn't
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- want to see a black willy inside a white lily!
- Honey Bee,
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you follow these fuckin' flicks. When is
the filming of this black-and-white chocolate shit?
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Oh [bleep], Black Dynamite...
I think it's tonight.
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We got to do
something quick, fast, and in
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a hurry, and we can't
waste no time. Honey Bee,
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Cream Corn, let's make
like a banana and split.
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That's it! The black panthers
and the klan took out Ringo!
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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A-a-a-a-and action!
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Ladies, hold your breast,
make a wish, and count to three.
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Willy Wanker's about to fulfill all your
chocolate fantasies. Come with me.
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I will please. In a world
that's purely interracial.
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On your knees, little sleaze,
and you'll see when you perform fellatio.
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The only way to make things proppa...
is to suck on my everlasting gobstoppa!
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You can suck it till tomorra...
and it'll never get smalla!
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I'll begin... in your end...
with a swirl of chocolate penetration.
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What you'll feel... will exceed...
any caucasian expectations.
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Honkies, don't try this at home,
'cause you might break your bone.
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If you want to feel paradise,
simply drop your
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drawers and screw it. Anything you
want, we'll do it. Want a ménage retróis?
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Ain't a damn thing to it. Uh-oh.
Looks like too many umpa humpas
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in the rumpa. There's no honky that
I know that compares to Willy and his
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Wanker. Once you go
black, you won't go back.
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Yes, it's true...
we all pack.
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Why don't you drop that black
wanker, Willy?
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- You heard the pecker... drop the dick.
- Put it on the floor.
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- Yeah.
- This is good! Keep rolling.
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This can't be the dream Martin Luther
King had in sight. When the Ku Klux Klan and
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- Black panthers would unite to fight.
- That's "Black Pumas."
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Huey P. already trademarked the panther.
As it turns out, not only was
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Huey P. a hell of a revolutionary,
he was also extremely litigious.
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Now, the Black Pumas and the Ku Klux Klan
members all over the world have worked too long
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and hard to establish our hatred for each
other for you porn stars to come along with one
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- interracial fuckin' flick and take it all away!
- Do you know how many
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lynchin's and cross-burnin's it took to
get here? You have no idea what kind of
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- sacrifices we've made, do you, boy?
- So yeah, we had come together
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for a short period of time to stop
you counterrevolutionary mother fucker.
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'Cause once you open them
black-on-white fuckin' gates...
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- They'll never be able to close.
- Hang him by the balls, Bubbah!
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Kiss your black willy goodbye, porn boy.
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
- What the hell?!
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If you're
wondering where the real crackers
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are, let's just say they're tied up.
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'Cause I tied 'em up.
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From the look of things, I thought
this would be the last time a mother fucker
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would hear me rhyme, but my main man,
Black Dynamite, came right on time.
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Now ain't the
time for this kumbaya shit
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Bullhorn, let's go integrate
our feet in some racist ass!
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Yes! I love it!
Roll the music!
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- Ahhhh!
- Wait! We all brothers!
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- Suey!
- No!
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Get her! Get her! Get her!
Get her!
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Sucka, take that!
This mushroom dick in your ass!
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I'm sorry, Black Dynamite. I was way out
of my league. Curiosity killed the cat,
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but Sweet Thr... I mean, Bullhorn
was almost murdered by greed.
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It's
okay, Bullhorn. I think the
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most important thing we
learned is that, sometimes,
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having a giant johnson is just
enough rope to hang yourself.
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The moral of the day is,
"Bullhorn shouldn't get paid
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for gettin' laid, because a bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush or three in the tush."
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Wait...
was that the moral of the story?
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I thought it was not mixing pornos with friendships.
Or was that mixing pumas and crackers?
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No. The moral was definitely "don't
fuck with a white bitch, or you'll end up dead."
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♪ Dynamite! Dynamite! ♪
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And cut! That's a wrap!
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