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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,563 --> 00:00:14,763 Tonight is the awards show. 2 00:00:14,857 --> 00:00:18,967 I get to see, you know, if I won Best New Starlet. 3 00:00:19,069 --> 00:00:21,749 I'm so nervous. I've been nervous all day. 4 00:00:21,946 --> 00:00:24,596 Well, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 5 00:00:24,699 --> 00:00:26,619 The AVN red carpet. 6 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:28,458 there's a lot going on, so there's a lot 7 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,492 of positive energy. 8 00:00:30,788 --> 00:00:33,478 Almost the whole casino is filled 9 00:00:33,683 --> 00:00:34,873 with fans taking pictures. 10 00:00:35,168 --> 00:00:37,618 All the people that came to the expo, you know, 11 00:00:37,821 --> 00:00:39,421 they're all waiting there. 12 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:40,903 It's really exciting. 13 00:00:45,596 --> 00:00:49,376 Welcome to the AVN Awards Nominations Party, 14 00:00:49,475 --> 00:00:52,745 where tonight we are gonna find out who the nominees are 15 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:56,253 for the 2017 AVN Awards Show. 16 00:00:56,348 --> 00:00:58,748 - I love you! - Yes, I love you! 17 00:00:58,850 --> 00:01:00,990 If I were to be nominated for Female Performer of the Year, 18 00:01:01,194 --> 00:01:03,624 I'd be fucking mindblown, to be honest with you. 19 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:05,682 There's so many girls that go so hard. 20 00:01:05,783 --> 00:01:07,983 So I've been in the industry for about a year and a half, 21 00:01:08,077 --> 00:01:10,627 and I've probably done 300 scenes 22 00:01:10,828 --> 00:01:12,088 because I've worked almost every day. 23 00:01:12,289 --> 00:01:15,479 I've put all my effort into doing porn. 24 00:01:16,502 --> 00:01:20,742 In the category of Best New Starlet, 25 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:23,369 Holly Hendrix... 26 00:01:23,467 --> 00:01:26,327 Elsa Jean... 27 00:01:26,428 --> 00:01:28,748 I've been waiting my whole life for this. 28 00:01:29,047 --> 00:01:30,317 The best night ever. 29 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:33,784 The next category is Female Performer of the Year. 30 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,288 Adriana Chechik... 31 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:38,579 So good. 32 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:40,352 Jillian Janson... 33 00:01:40,650 --> 00:01:42,690 Best Female Performer? 34 00:01:42,886 --> 00:01:43,536 I'm so excited. 35 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:46,997 I'm just honored to be nominated. 36 00:01:47,098 --> 00:01:49,788 - Katrina Jade. - Yes! 37 00:01:49,893 --> 00:01:51,883 I love you! 38 00:01:51,978 --> 00:01:53,508 You're a performer. Like, you're a thing. 39 00:01:53,605 --> 00:01:55,215 Like, you're an entity, like, in this business. 40 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:56,894 Let's have a big round of applause 41 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,942 for all of the talent in the audience. 42 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:03,480 Like, I'm such a crybaby for, like, if I get respect. 43 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,482 I'm like, "Really? You think so?" 44 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:08,494 - You're gonna have... - Nobody wanted to hire me. 45 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,057 A lot of people didn't book me. 46 00:02:10,155 --> 00:02:11,525 They were like, "No, you have tattoos on your face. 47 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,171 No, you have tattoos on your face." 48 00:02:13,274 --> 00:02:15,364 The fact that I got nominated for that, I was just like, 49 00:02:15,460 --> 00:02:17,200 "Wow, somebody recognized me." 50 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:18,695 Thank you. 51 00:02:18,797 --> 00:02:20,737 I'm a badass. I swear! 52 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,171 I'm really fucking stoked. 53 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,167 Don't go anywhere. 54 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:25,338 The party has just gotten started. 55 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:21,135 Good luck! 56 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,563 You're a little bit late. 57 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:23,851 Hey, everybody, I'm Allie Haze. 58 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:24,904 And I'm Jessa Rhodes. 59 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:28,476 And we're here to cover the 2017 AVN Red Carpet. 60 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:29,713 Not only are we gonna be covering 61 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:30,749 the front of the house, 62 00:03:30,853 --> 00:03:32,423 but we're gonna be covering the back of the house. 63 00:03:32,521 --> 00:03:34,511 And we couldn't find anybody else better for that job 64 00:03:34,606 --> 00:03:37,466 than the one, the only... Katie Morgan. 65 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,368 Tada! 66 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,409 I'm so excited. 67 00:03:41,112 --> 00:03:42,812 I think the thing that I'm looking the most 68 00:03:42,905 --> 00:03:45,325 forward to is just the excitement of it all. 69 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,094 I can't wait to go along for the ride. 70 00:03:47,185 --> 00:03:48,745 You're always along for the ride. 71 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,884 That's true. I'm gonna go 72 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:51,630 - take it in the back. - Let's do it. 73 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,393 - I found Angela White. - Hi! 74 00:03:57,487 --> 00:03:59,387 So if you don't know who she is, she's, like, 75 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:02,559 the hottest Aussie porn star ever to exist, in my book. 76 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:05,269 Aww, thank you. You're really sweet. 77 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,400 What is one of your favorite projects 78 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,187 that you worked on this year? 79 00:04:09,291 --> 00:04:10,441 Oh, that's so difficult. 80 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,692 I mean, okay, the biggest thing to happen is obviously 81 00:04:12,794 --> 00:04:14,014 becoming a Spiegler Girl for me because 82 00:04:14,112 --> 00:04:16,252 now I've moved over to Los Angeles. 83 00:04:16,348 --> 00:04:17,748 That's very exciting. 84 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:20,079 This year is gonna be a big year for me because 85 00:04:20,177 --> 00:04:23,157 I'm gonna be working on "Angela Volume 3" in 2017, 86 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,963 so I'm looking to do, like, an a gangbang 87 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:27,287 and a whole bunch of other things, so... 88 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:28,792 Oh, maybe I could get involved. 89 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:31,094 I thought the biggest thing on you was those boobs. 90 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,168 I just I can't... Oh, my goodness. 91 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,764 They're like, I mean, that's, like, a whole nother country 92 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,600 - in itself. - Yeah. 93 00:04:38,703 --> 00:04:40,383 Elsa Jean! 94 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,480 So favorite part of this year thus far? 95 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:46,935 Um, probably finding out that I was nominated. 96 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,647 Favorite dirty word? 97 00:04:49,748 --> 00:04:50,788 Asshole. 98 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,130 Give it to me sexy. 99 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:54,364 I wanna lick your asshole. 100 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,491 On that note... 101 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:58,817 This girl has 17 nominations. 102 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,374 I didn't even know that. 103 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,907 Best Anal, Best DP, Best Supporting Actress, 104 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:03,661 the list goes on. 105 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,752 Adriana, what is your favorite, 106 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:06,927 most exciting nomination tonight 107 00:05:07,031 --> 00:05:07,611 that you hope to win? 108 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,798 Um, I would really love Performer of the Year 109 00:05:09,901 --> 00:05:13,141 because it's just awesome that everyone in the industry 110 00:05:13,238 --> 00:05:14,638 would recognize me as that. 111 00:05:14,740 --> 00:05:16,640 What is the thing you look forward to the most 112 00:05:16,742 --> 00:05:18,192 about coming to AVN every year? 113 00:05:18,285 --> 00:05:20,095 I look forward to seeing what everybody's wearing. 114 00:05:20,203 --> 00:05:22,863 I love fashion, and I love to check out all the women 115 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,356 in their awesome clothes. 116 00:05:24,458 --> 00:05:26,608 And I also look forward to meeting fans. 117 00:05:26,710 --> 00:05:28,490 The convention is the best part. 118 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:37,246 Here we are at the AEE 2017 convention. 119 00:05:37,454 --> 00:05:39,694 Let's take a look at some of the things you might have missed. 120 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:42,439 I know. We got in a lot of trouble. 121 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,692 - Hi! - Whoo! 122 00:05:46,904 --> 00:05:50,484 - Gosh, her boobies! - Yes, whoo! 123 00:05:50,575 --> 00:05:52,545 There they are! 124 00:05:52,653 --> 00:05:53,763 I wanna hang it on my Christmas tree. 125 00:05:53,862 --> 00:05:55,512 Mwah! Oh! 126 00:05:56,614 --> 00:05:58,524 Sorry, boys, coming through, making my way to the titties, 127 00:05:58,617 --> 00:05:59,637 making my way to the titties. 128 00:05:59,743 --> 00:06:01,143 Dance gig tonight? Yes. 129 00:06:01,244 --> 00:06:03,894 So I'm gonna bring out a whip and do 130 00:06:03,989 --> 00:06:07,599 - a candle show, and ice... - Can I be the... 131 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:10,390 - You can pour some wax on me. - You're gonna beat people's ass 132 00:06:10,494 --> 00:06:11,964 and burn yourself all at the same time. 133 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:14,523 - Super sexy! - I'm gonna beat my own ass. 134 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:17,744 VR, you get in it, in it. Put those glasses on. 135 00:06:17,836 --> 00:06:19,486 - You can touch us, feel us. - Hell, yeah. 136 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,738 Penny Pax, so favorite character 137 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:22,990 you've done this year. 138 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,871 Uh, this one. 139 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:27,618 - Aww. - Aw. 140 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,291 So you like to play with your Poke balls? 141 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,209 Oh, my God, I love to poke the balls. 142 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:33,499 What do you use on your skin? 143 00:06:33,602 --> 00:06:34,712 - Please tell me. - Coconut oil. 144 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:37,211 Yes, I can tell. I can feel it. 145 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,934 - Can I smell it too? - Oh, goodness. 146 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:42,831 - Diving down under. - Ah, so... 147 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:46,348 The lair is amazing. Nobody's in trouble right now. 148 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:49,598 I think we need some slave action. 149 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:52,021 - How are you feeling right now? - Really relaxed. 150 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,650 I love it. 151 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,437 It's like a playground for adults. 152 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,399 I just wanna eat the frosting, like, off your butt. 153 00:07:01,504 --> 00:07:02,954 - Off my butt? - Well, we can put... 154 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,374 Jesus. 155 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,447 I kind of want to feed you a cupcake. 156 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:09,292 I just want to feel the inside of your mouth on my body. 157 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,037 - Ooh, is it warm? - So good. 158 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,619 Can I taste it? Can I... 159 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:15,464 Oh, see? Every single time. 160 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,090 Oh, my gosh! 161 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,917 Well, I don't know about you. That was that was intense. 162 00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,133 - That was so fun. - I know. 163 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,262 And you didn't even get to see all of it. 164 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:24,389 It's crazy. There's so much more that happened. 165 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,255 And how about that cam show? Like... 166 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,603 I know, cam party, let's talk about first ever! 167 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:30,768 Speaking of parties, you know what I think, Allie? 168 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:31,887 Shots! 169 00:07:48,510 --> 00:07:50,540 ♪ Open up the champagne, pop! ♪ 170 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,537 ♪ Yeah, it's my house, come on ♪ 171 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:53,959 ♪ Turn it up, hey ♪ 172 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,957 ♪ Hear a knock on the door and the night begins ♪ 173 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,959 ♪ Hey, what ♪ 174 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:02,172 ♪ 'Cause we done this before so you come on in ♪ 175 00:08:02,273 --> 00:08:04,183 ♪ Hey, come on ♪ 176 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:08,345 ♪ Make yourself at my home, tell me where you been ♪ 177 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,756 - ♪ Hey ♪ - ♪ Pour yourself ♪ 178 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:12,354 ♪ Something cold, baby, cheers to this ♪ 179 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,350 ♪ Sometimes you gotta stay in ♪ 180 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,942 - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ - ♪ And you know where I live ♪ 181 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,688 - ♪ You know where I live ♪ - ♪ Yeah, you know what we is ♪ 182 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:20,440 ♪ You know what we is ♪ 183 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,242 - ♪ Sometimes you gotta stay in, in ♪ - ♪ Party, people, come on ♪ 184 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,156 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 185 00:08:25,255 --> 00:08:27,985 ♪ Baby, take control now ♪ 186 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:30,331 ♪ We can't even slow down ♪ 187 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,157 ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ 188 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,673 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 189 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:38,205 ♪ Play that music too loud ♪ 190 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:40,708 ♪ Show me what you do now ♪ 191 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,592 - ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 192 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:47,140 ♪ And everybody say what, what, come on ♪ 193 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,045 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 194 00:08:49,153 --> 00:08:50,763 ♪ You heard me ♪ 195 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,394 ♪ We ain't got to go out 'cause, what ♪ 196 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,600 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 197 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:56,600 ♪ Hey, morning comes, and you know that ♪ 198 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:59,813 - ♪ You wanna stay ♪ - ♪ You wanna stay, come on ♪ 199 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:01,783 ♪ Come on, close the blinds, let's pretend that ♪ 200 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,485 ♪ The time has changed, yeah ♪ 201 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:09,776 ♪ Hey, keep our clothes on the floor, open up champagne ♪ 202 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,913 ♪ Hey, let's continue tonight, come on, celebrate ♪ 203 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:14,910 - ♪ You know how we do, hey ♪ - ♪ Sometimes you gotta ♪ 204 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:16,623 - ♪ Stay in ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 205 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:19,463 - ♪ And you know where I live ♪ - ♪ You know where I live ♪ 206 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,749 - ♪ Yeah, you know what we is ♪ - ♪ You know what we is ♪ 207 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,513 - ♪ Sometimes you gotta stay ♪ - ♪ Party people, come on! ♪ 208 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,756 - ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 209 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:29,258 - ♪ Baby, take control now ♪ - ♪ Now ♪ 210 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,890 ♪ We can't even slow down ♪ 211 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,768 - ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 212 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:36,936 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 213 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:39,555 ♪ Play that music too loud ♪ 214 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,112 - ♪ Show me what you do now ♪ - ♪ Show me now, yeah ♪ 215 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:44,727 - ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 216 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:47,614 ♪ And everybody say what, what, come on ♪ 217 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:51,702 - ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ - ♪You heard me ♪ 218 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,540 ♪ Bring a friend ♪ 219 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,695 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 220 00:09:55,804 --> 00:09:58,254 ♪ Welcome to my duck off the crib, the spot, the pad ♪ 221 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:01,078 ♪ But my house is your house if you throwing it back ♪ 222 00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:03,174 ♪ Excuse me if my home draining the sad ♪ 223 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:06,379 ♪ Soon as these happy faces land you can run with the cash ♪ 224 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,881 ♪ Home run, slam dunk, touchdown, pass ♪ 225 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:11,392 ♪ Mi casa es tu casa, so it ain't no holding back ♪ 226 00:10:11,486 --> 00:10:13,846 ♪ Another shot of vodka, you know what's in my glass ♪ 227 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:16,097 - ♪ It's my house, just relax ♪ - AVN, make some noise! 228 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,559 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 229 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,149 ♪ Baby, take control now ♪ 230 00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:22,355 - ♪ We can't even slow down ♪ - ♪ Hit the brakes ♪ 231 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:24,975 - ♪ Hit the brakes, slow down ♪ - ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ 232 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:27,823 ♪ Cheers to this, welcome to my house ♪ 233 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,489 ♪ Play that music too loud ♪ 234 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,818 ♪ Show me what you do now ♪ 235 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,914 - ♪ We don't have to go out ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 236 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,710 ♪ And everybody say what, what, come on ♪ 237 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,955 - ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ - ♪ You heard me! ♪ 238 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,669 ♪ We ain't gotta go out 'cause what ♪ 239 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:46,419 ♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 240 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,720 ♪ It's my house, my house ♪ 241 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,375 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Welcome to my house ♪ 242 00:10:51,483 --> 00:10:53,513 It's my house. 243 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,011 AVN. 244 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,284 - Fucking Mitch. - Colin, Colin, buddy... 245 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,874 There's no fucking way I'm picking them all up. 246 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,659 - Fufufufuck you. - You already agreed. 247 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:23,003 Take a shit, and take a picture of it and send it to me. 248 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:24,059 That's what I'm looking at right now. 249 00:11:24,159 --> 00:11:26,539 Just think, sexy women, Las Vegas... 250 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,054 You're the last manager I'm ever working with. 251 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,216 Just get on the road. I'm sure it'll be fun. 252 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:35,678 This car is a wreck. 253 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,528 What is this, Uber shitty? 254 00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,059 Hilarious. I'm Colin Kane. 255 00:11:39,157 --> 00:11:41,557 - I'm hosting the AVNs. - Holy shit. 256 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,059 Yeah, yeah. 257 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,151 Damn, you're pretty sexy. 258 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:50,743 - You alright there? - Yeah, sorry. 259 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,685 Yeah. So you know we're 260 00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:55,826 contractually obligated to shoot an anal scene together, right? 261 00:11:55,931 --> 00:11:57,451 Um... 262 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,330 - I'm Aspen. - I'm Colin. 263 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,577 Oh, I know who you are. Riley texted me on the way here. 264 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,990 And you guys are doing a scene together. 265 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,182 We're not doing a scene right now. 266 00:12:08,277 --> 00:12:09,457 Oh, yes, we are. 267 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,435 Trophy Girls? 268 00:12:11,639 --> 00:12:13,839 You girls just fuck rich old dudes or something? 269 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:14,932 Can we stop and get some tacos? 270 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,496 - No, no, no. - Ugh, come on. 271 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,242 I'm not your goddamn driver, shit tits. 272 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:21,247 He's our driver and our cohost. 273 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:22,768 And my new scene partner. 274 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,937 One of those is true, ladies. Just one. 275 00:12:25,036 --> 00:12:26,266 Yes. 276 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,766 - Oh, my God, you guys. - Are we almost there? 277 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:29,943 Road trip selfie! 278 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,937 Get back here, get in on this! 279 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:33,854 - Everybody get in. - Yes. 280 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,605 - Yes. - Everyone say "dildo!" 281 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,913 Dildo! 282 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,316 Whoo! 283 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,542 Who the fuck is driving the car? 284 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,537 AVN! 285 00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,789 AVN! AVN! 286 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,755 Shit, hell yeah, topless road trip! 287 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,256 Topless road trip! 288 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,759 Topless road trip! 289 00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:01,470 Topless road trip! Topless road trip! 290 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:05,182 Topless road trip! Topless road trip! 291 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:08,902 So is that it, then? 292 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:13,803 Oh, shit, there's Vegas. 293 00:13:14,301 --> 00:13:16,531 - Oh, yes! - Yes! 294 00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:18,708 - Yes! - Fuck, yeah! 295 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,497 AVN! 296 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,330 AVN! AVN! 297 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:28,329 AVN! AVN! 298 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,296 What the fuck, you guys? We gotta go. 299 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:35,255 Nah, we're good. 300 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:38,676 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, Colin Kane. 301 00:13:48,377 --> 00:13:50,787 2017 AVN Awards. 302 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,768 Make some noise, ladies and gentlemen, come on! 303 00:13:55,676 --> 00:13:57,546 Another round for Florida doing his thing. 304 00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,204 Come on, let him hear it. Let him hear it. 305 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,490 I am so happy to be here, honestly. 306 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,754 It is such a great night. You guys look amazing. 307 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,616 And I gotta say, right from the start, you guys are dirty 308 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,594 and you keep it real, and I want you to clap for that 309 00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,892 right now 'cause you keep it real. 310 00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,560 I mean that. 311 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:19,046 I'm a dirty guy. That's why I do this show. 312 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,220 I was at the gym yesterday, true story. 313 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,139 This girl started to put her hair up, and I started 314 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,218 to take my dick out out of habit. 315 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,531 It's one of those. That's just how it is. 316 00:14:30,627 --> 00:14:32,227 You girls, I gotta say this. 317 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:35,440 When you grab a dick, you porn stars, you grab it 318 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,741 like you mean it, like, it's just like, give me one of these. 319 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,698 These young girls, they kind of do that foreplay a little 320 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,580 where they grab it a little, and they're like, 321 00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:51,076 "Oh, hey. Not yet, not yet, hold on. 322 00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:54,422 Not yet, not yet." 323 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:56,249 This is the best sound ever when you're getting 324 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,424 a blow job, shh. 325 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:04,100 And if you laughed at that, please DM me on Instagram 326 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,215 tonight, please do. 327 00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:08,771 You guys are filthy. 328 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,816 I got a blow job one time, and this girl had Invisalign. 329 00:15:11,919 --> 00:15:15,239 I filled up the whole top shelf. Whole top shelf. 330 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,935 And she tried talking to me after sex, 331 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:20,903 "I'm just gonna get some water or something. 332 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,413 I need a little something just to clear it out." 333 00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:26,950 I gotta say this too right now. 334 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,621 You ladies take it in the ass, and it's unbelievable. 335 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,580 When I try... 336 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,841 Yes, yes, when I try to put it in a girl's ass, 337 00:15:34,942 --> 00:15:36,542 I feel like she's, like, helping her friend 338 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,424 parallel park the whole time. 339 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,797 "Come on, eh, come Eh, eh..." 340 00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,104 I tried to put it in this girl's ass one time, 341 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,691 this is a true story, and she looks at me, and she goes, 342 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,396 "My ass is an exit only." 343 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,956 "Oh, wow, we have a lot in common. 344 00:15:57,055 --> 00:15:59,055 "So is my fucking apartment, holy shit." 345 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:02,886 You guys are filthy. Look at you. 346 00:16:02,987 --> 00:16:06,217 I love it. The dirtiest joke of the night. 347 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:10,843 And I gotta say this too. 348 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:13,936 I had girl one time stick a finger in my ass 349 00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:15,729 when she was blowing me. 350 00:16:16,875 --> 00:16:17,395 Now... 351 00:16:18,669 --> 00:16:22,339 Some of you, some of you might think I'm gay or whatever 352 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,660 or I'm a, you know, but I gotta tell you, 353 00:16:23,757 --> 00:16:26,287 this fucking gay guy fucking loved it. 354 00:16:27,078 --> 00:16:28,398 Holy shit. 355 00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:32,177 I think, like, doves flew out of my dick hole. 356 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,813 It felt amazing. 357 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,694 And there's a moment, listen, there's a moment 358 00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:42,439 when she put it in, I came, and, fellas, I can't describe 359 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,153 what it felt like, but I looked like that thing 360 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,704 in front of the fucking car wash. 361 00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:47,947 You know what I'm talking about? 362 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,156 Have you ever stuck your finger so far in someone's ass, 363 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,253 you have no idea what body part you're touching anymore? 364 00:16:59,810 --> 00:17:02,050 You guys, yes, you're like, "Is this her vertebrae? 365 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,466 "What the fuck is this?" 366 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,206 And then you realize you're playing with, like, 367 00:17:07,309 --> 00:17:10,249 an undeveloped piece of shit for 20 seconds. 368 00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:14,807 You pull it out, it looked like you just 369 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,059 fucking finished Tough Mudder. 370 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,310 You know what I'm talking about? 371 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,152 Oh, shut up, AVN, you dirty fucks. 372 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,818 You love this shit. 373 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,737 We got Best Anal tonight. 374 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,107 Who's nominated for that? 375 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,867 Up front, beautiful Asian girl right up front, 376 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,369 like your whole life in school, hell yeah, I like that. 377 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,251 What's your name, beautiful? What's your name? 378 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,528 - Vicki Chase. - Vicki Chase, 379 00:17:38,532 --> 00:17:40,852 - you look beautiful. - Thank you very much. 380 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,920 - Absolutely beautiful. - Thank you. 381 00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,022 But a lot of Asian girls, they're quiet in bed. 382 00:17:47,115 --> 00:17:49,335 I know you're not, but a lot of Asian girls 383 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,943 When I have sex with an Asian girl, 384 00:17:51,044 --> 00:17:53,104 sometimes I feel like I'm fucking a Prius. 385 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:54,307 They're so fucking quiet. 386 00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,774 Have you ever made an Asian girl come? 387 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,320 Sometimes she sounds like a fucking baby baboon, like, 388 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:07,605 "Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh." 389 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,372 She's not Asian? She's Chinese? 390 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,865 - Indian? - Latina. 391 00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:14,117 I don't give a shit about you, shut up. 392 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:15,288 You know what I'm talking about? 393 00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:18,146 I'm kidding. What is she? What are you, beautiful? 394 00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:19,867 I'm Latina! 395 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:20,865 You're Latina? 396 00:18:20,966 --> 00:18:21,986 Oh, you, oh! 397 00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,125 You got that hair from your pussy to your belly button? 398 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,552 You know what I'm talking about? 399 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,640 Hola, Papi. Hola, Papi. 400 00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,889 I had my first threesome with a Hispanic girl, I really did. 401 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,522 I did. It was kind of like a threesome. 402 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,809 Her little kid was in the room. 403 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,561 But listen... 404 00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:46,233 Fuck you, AVN. I just started. Fuck you. 405 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,784 We're having fun tonight. You're beautiful, by the way. 406 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,158 You're absolutely beautiful. I wish you the best. 407 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,065 - Thank you. - Seriously, I wish you the best. 408 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,327 I'm sexy. Thank you so much, beautiful. 409 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:01,079 I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 410 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,712 Thank you so much. 411 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,868 I gotta say this right here, and then I'm gonna get things going. 412 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,379 I gotta say this. 413 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,050 You guys, you get a lot of shit sometimes for what you do. 414 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,720 And I gotta say this, honestly, you guys do exactly 415 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,049 what you wanna do with your life, 416 00:19:15,145 --> 00:19:16,925 and that's fucking respect, and I wanna say that 417 00:19:17,031 --> 00:19:18,431 before I get it going. 418 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,352 100%. 419 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:24,036 And I mean that. You really do. 420 00:19:24,237 --> 00:19:25,007 So I wanna get things going. 421 00:19:25,213 --> 00:19:27,953 You guys ready for the best awards yet, or what? 422 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,153 I want some more energy. Are you guys ready 423 00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:31,742 for the best awards? Come on! 424 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,661 That's what I'm talking about. 425 00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:35,907 We got a great night tonight. 426 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,288 We really do, so let's get this started. 427 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:40,746 Behind every great man, they say there's a great woman, 428 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,996 but tonight we got two fucking amazing women behind me. 429 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,710 Put your hands together, everybody, and please welcome 430 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,762 Riley Reid and Aspen Rae. 431 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,875 Come on, let them hear it! 432 00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:53,222 Let them hear it! 433 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,940 - Hello, beautiful people. - Hey, everyone. 434 00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:11,240 It truly is an honor to be cohosting this year's awards. 435 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,735 We're happy to say that for the fourth year in a row, 436 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:15,698 our aerial coverage is being provided 437 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,418 by the Fleshlight blimp cam. Wave, everybody! 438 00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:19,927 Hi! 439 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,328 So when I was asked to be a part of this year's show, 440 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:27,802 - I had one big condition. - Ooh, can I guess it? 441 00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:30,421 - Sure. - All right, mm, 442 00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:33,591 - a huge bubble bath? - No. 443 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,141 Let's see, a fivehour massage? 444 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,925 - No. - Fine, getting DP'd 445 00:20:39,029 --> 00:20:40,259 by midgets while watching cartoons 446 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,234 and eating out of a chocolate fountain. 447 00:20:42,332 --> 00:20:46,532 - You know me so well. - Yeah, I follow your Twitter. 448 00:20:46,628 --> 00:20:48,278 Oh, sweet. 449 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,640 Now here's two people definitely worth following. 450 00:20:51,742 --> 00:20:53,482 Presenting Best Actor, 451 00:20:53,577 --> 00:20:56,357 please give a loud round of applause for... 452 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,895 Kat Dior and Ariana Marie. 453 00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:10,798 When writing the recipe for how you make a Best Actor, 454 00:21:10,902 --> 00:21:12,222 you need the following. 455 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,380 Start with a great cock. Then sprinkle in some charisma. 456 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,444 Drop in a big helping of talent, 457 00:21:18,536 --> 00:21:20,466 and whisk in some passion. 458 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,311 Lastly, add a ton of patience to put up with 459 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,827 all of us crazy actresses. 460 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:29,114 Then put him on the screen, and serve him up. 461 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,725 Here are the nominees for Best Actor. 462 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,874 Can you play with these nipples a little bit? 463 00:21:51,727 --> 00:21:54,297 But it's much, much bigger than yours. 464 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,796 Miss Hudson, right? 465 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:57,258 What amazing little bangers. 466 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:58,548 Mama! 467 00:21:58,651 --> 00:22:00,141 Preacher's pretty pissed off, huh? 468 00:22:00,236 --> 00:22:01,586 What do you think about that? 469 00:22:05,991 --> 00:22:08,141 I'm the one doing the motherfucking talking here, 470 00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,854 you see? 471 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:11,694 You hear me? 472 00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:12,359 There we go. 473 00:22:12,856 --> 00:22:15,686 It's not other women, baby. 474 00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,363 Another woman with us. 475 00:22:22,849 --> 00:22:23,739 Let's do it. 476 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,294 Let's get away for the weekend and focus on us. 477 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:29,869 Will you go? 478 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,674 Oh, hello, room service. 479 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:36,257 Please send up a gallon of your best poison lipstick. 480 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:46,980 Shiny and pristine, until you make that first stab. 481 00:22:47,082 --> 00:22:50,902 Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab! 482 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,395 Woke up at 5:00 in the morning. 483 00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,226 From 5:00 to 9:00, I read the Constitution 484 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,571 of the United States of America. 485 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,066 I didn't want to say what she said, 486 00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:04,411 but what she said was, "Senator, you're a pussy." 487 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,919 And the winner for Best Actor is... 488 00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:11,040 Xander Corvus! 489 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,960 "The Preacher's Daughter," Wicked Pictures. 490 00:23:21,783 --> 00:23:23,443 Whoo! 491 00:23:28,873 --> 00:23:30,943 Congratulations. 492 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,403 Oh, wow. Thanks. 493 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,566 Thank you. Oh, wow. 494 00:23:38,758 --> 00:23:42,248 Wow, all right. 495 00:23:43,797 --> 00:23:47,617 Thank you, everybody. Uh, wow. 496 00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:51,198 Once again, um, I wanna thank everybody from Wicked 497 00:23:51,304 --> 00:23:52,414 that put this movie together. 498 00:23:52,514 --> 00:23:54,834 Brad, thanks for casting me, man. 499 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,404 Thanks for writing an amazing movie as well. 500 00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,702 Yeah! 501 00:23:58,804 --> 00:24:00,504 All my friends who support me and everything. 502 00:24:00,997 --> 00:24:04,627 Thank you, guys. OC Modeling, hell yeah. 503 00:24:05,727 --> 00:24:07,717 My beautiful girlfriend, Lily Lane. 504 00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:10,351 Thank you guys so much. Thank you, AVN! 505 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:28,828 All right, guys. 506 00:24:28,926 --> 00:24:30,826 Thank you so much. Y'all are so awesome. 507 00:24:30,928 --> 00:24:32,098 I'll see you next time. 508 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:33,984 Bye. 509 00:24:34,482 --> 00:24:36,222 And cut. 510 00:24:36,317 --> 00:24:37,987 That was perfect, Bailey. 511 00:24:38,193 --> 00:24:40,973 - It was super authentic. - Carrots? 512 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,051 Get the fuck out of here with the fucking carrots. 513 00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,508 Let's start from the top. 514 00:24:44,608 --> 00:24:48,348 My name is Linda Wilson. I'm a cam show director. 515 00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:52,425 I've been in the industry about 17 months strong now. 516 00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,853 I'm what they call a veteran. 517 00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,732 If you want something done right, go to Linda Wilson. 518 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:03,244 I'm ready. 519 00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:04,195 Let's roll. 520 00:25:05,295 --> 00:25:06,235 - Cookies? - Patrick! 521 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,778 A lot of people say, "How is this a thing?" 522 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,292 Or, "Cam shows don't need directors," 523 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:14,685 or "Linda, pay me back the money you owe me." 524 00:25:15,188 --> 00:25:17,418 You go ahead and you ask Bailey. 525 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:18,866 She'll tell you. 526 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,207 I mean, you could take the lampshade off. 527 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,803 You get better punctuation with the light. 528 00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:27,008 You need good light penetration, you know what I mean? 529 00:25:27,109 --> 00:25:29,549 I mean, you can get one girl that she's got maybe one, 530 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:31,223 maybe two lamps. 531 00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,391 That looks really good. 532 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:36,189 Lighting, it's all about the lighting. 533 00:25:36,485 --> 00:25:38,275 Oh, that's it, yeah. 534 00:25:38,379 --> 00:25:40,359 I see some of these shows, and I'm like, "Hey, 535 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:43,116 the only thing getting blown out is your face." 536 00:25:43,216 --> 00:25:44,866 'Cause the lighting's so bad. 537 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:46,795 That's it. 538 00:25:46,904 --> 00:25:48,634 I don't know much about lighting, but I know 539 00:25:48,731 --> 00:25:51,681 I made 10,000 bucks last week showing my tits. 540 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:55,246 Food is the most important thing you can have on set. 541 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:57,865 And despite what my... 542 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,503 bitch of a sister Linda thinks, people like having food on set. 543 00:26:02,770 --> 00:26:04,300 Patrick, shut the fuck up! 544 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,086 Yeah, sometimes I get yelled at, 545 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,880 but I wanna make sure the hummus and the veggies 546 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,434 are ready to be eaten. 547 00:26:10,527 --> 00:26:11,677 Veggie medley? 548 00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:14,400 Nice tits. 549 00:26:14,498 --> 00:26:17,028 I don't know what any of these people are doing in my bedroom. 550 00:26:17,126 --> 00:26:19,236 Patrick, are you still fucking here? 551 00:26:19,335 --> 00:26:21,485 I am crucial to this production! 552 00:26:24,083 --> 00:26:28,153 AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. 553 00:26:29,312 --> 00:26:31,702 Girls, it's been great working with you both, 554 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,579 but I have a few questions. 555 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,075 Okay, what's up? 556 00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,088 Do we really get paid in AVN gift cards? 557 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:39,998 Wait, we're getting paid? 558 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:42,919 Yeah, I thought this was community service. 559 00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:45,588 Okay, I guess my other question is, 560 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,837 are we really sharing a room tonight? 561 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:50,130 - Wait, what? - Yes, that's true. 562 00:26:50,234 --> 00:26:52,854 Uh, and I call the middle! 563 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,965 Great, I'll bring my gift cards. 564 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:56,112 Perfect. 565 00:26:56,206 --> 00:26:58,366 For the category of Best Supporting Actress 566 00:26:58,466 --> 00:27:02,026 and Best Oral Sex Scene, the presenters are... 567 00:27:02,129 --> 00:27:05,449 2016 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Kenna James, 568 00:27:05,549 --> 00:27:09,119 along with Gia Paige and comedian Doug Benson! 569 00:27:09,219 --> 00:27:10,869 Love you, Doug! 570 00:27:22,858 --> 00:27:25,088 Hey, everybody. 571 00:27:29,014 --> 00:27:33,214 As everyone knows, I'm a huge fan of movies. 572 00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,595 It's great to have you here. 573 00:27:36,704 --> 00:27:39,184 I didn't know you loved our movies too. 574 00:27:39,283 --> 00:27:41,363 Well, with your movies, a few minutes here, 575 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:43,489 a few minutes there, and I'm good. 576 00:27:43,586 --> 00:27:45,306 - That's all I need. - Just like our 577 00:27:45,414 --> 00:27:48,034 supporting actresses, they may not be in the whole movie, 578 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,065 but they'll definitely give you the few minutes 579 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:51,948 that everyone needs. 580 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:53,695 Here are the very sexy ladies 581 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:56,277 nominated for Best Supporting Actress. 582 00:28:12,316 --> 00:28:14,466 Why does everything come back to gay issues with you? 583 00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,096 I'd like to thank everyone for joining us tonight 584 00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:23,519 at the Republican Candidates Wife Swap. 585 00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:25,899 I mean Debate. Oh, hell. 586 00:28:25,996 --> 00:28:27,526 Did that go out live? 587 00:28:27,630 --> 00:28:29,120 You seemed so eager downstairs. 588 00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,117 Oh, yes, yes! 589 00:28:36,823 --> 00:28:38,303 Please don't, please don't let him find me. 590 00:28:38,599 --> 00:28:40,699 It all started off innocent, I swear. 591 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:41,872 I swear, but... 592 00:28:42,770 --> 00:28:45,330 This boy your father's talking about, I don't think... 593 00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,082 There is no boy. 594 00:28:51,155 --> 00:28:54,165 Marissa is a good girl and thoughtful, 595 00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,894 and I just know she'll do the right thing. 596 00:28:57,986 --> 00:29:00,796 Now that you're 21, it's important thing 597 00:29:00,896 --> 00:29:02,256 is start drinking alcohol. 598 00:29:07,703 --> 00:29:12,073 I'm horny, and I really liked your band 599 00:29:12,566 --> 00:29:13,676 and stuff. 600 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:17,438 I know you feel responsible for her, but you've done enough. 601 00:29:22,219 --> 00:29:23,579 You want to fuck my daughter. 602 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:28,461 I guess that just leaves you and me. 603 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,260 Here we go. Do it. 604 00:29:33,362 --> 00:29:36,102 And the winner is... 605 00:29:36,199 --> 00:29:39,059 Joanna Angel! 606 00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,045 - Congratulations, baby. - Congratulations, Joanna. 607 00:30:04,228 --> 00:30:05,958 Thank you! 608 00:30:06,063 --> 00:30:08,383 I acted in a porno! 609 00:30:09,274 --> 00:30:10,594 Yes! 610 00:30:11,692 --> 00:30:14,172 Thank you, thank you, AVN, so much. 611 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,761 This means so much to me. 612 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,926 Thank you to everyone in "Cindy Queen of Hell." 613 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:19,795 I could not have done this without you. 614 00:30:20,911 --> 00:30:22,751 Thank you, thank you, Xander Corvus, 615 00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,134 for directing this with me. 616 00:30:24,231 --> 00:30:26,381 Thank you, Mike Quasar! 617 00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:29,903 Stand up if he's ever paid your rent in this room. 618 00:30:30,003 --> 00:30:31,533 Thank you. 619 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,070 I... and thank you to the love of my life, 620 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,237 Small Hands. I love you. 621 00:30:47,271 --> 00:30:50,801 There are so, so, so many women 622 00:30:50,899 --> 00:30:53,679 deserving of this next award. 623 00:30:53,776 --> 00:30:57,206 I have no clue how they narrowed it down. 624 00:30:57,514 --> 00:31:01,094 Actually, giving a perfect blow job is very scientific. 625 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,933 Yeah, if you want, we can tell you all about it. 626 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:07,890 No, when it comes to oral, I prefer to lie back 627 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,521 and stare at the ceiling and just let it happen. 628 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,310 - We get that. - Just get it over with. 629 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:17,194 Let's take a look at the nominees for Best Oral. 630 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:18,572 Best Oral! 631 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:43,930 Ah. 632 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:52,694 Give it to me. 633 00:32:07,551 --> 00:32:09,041 Oh, yeah! 634 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:21,904 And the winner is... 635 00:32:22,199 --> 00:32:24,429 Adriana Chechik! 636 00:32:34,178 --> 00:32:35,578 Congratulations, beautiful! 637 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:39,070 - Ah! - Congratulations. 638 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:41,526 Oh, my God, guys. 639 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:46,985 I love sucking dick more than I love eating pussy, 640 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,130 so this is so fucking awesome. 641 00:32:50,226 --> 00:32:53,656 Um, I have to say thank you to Jonni Darkko for giving me 642 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,043 so many cocks to suck. 643 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:59,781 My agent, Derek, and everyone over at LA Direct 644 00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:01,107 for hooking it happen 645 00:33:01,612 --> 00:33:03,892 and making it so good. 646 00:33:03,990 --> 00:33:08,220 And for having a sore throat after all those scenes, 647 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,930 you know, I wear it with pride. 648 00:33:10,030 --> 00:33:13,520 So thank you. I'm so happy. Yeah! 649 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:30,083 You just won Best Oral Sex Scene. 650 00:33:30,175 --> 00:33:32,865 - How do you feel right now? - I'm so excited. 651 00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,699 You know, I actually did two blow job scenes 652 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:37,764 before I came to AVN, so it makes the sore throat worth it. 653 00:33:37,857 --> 00:33:40,147 Feeling pretty shaky. I'm pretty happy. 654 00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,401 That was a hell of a movie, 655 00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:43,362 and I'm really glad to be a part of it, 656 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:44,553 and thanks for believing in me. 657 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:47,468 Joanna Angel just won Best Supporting Actress. 658 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,587 How are you feeling right now? 659 00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,053 I feel so amazing. 660 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:51,393 It's so early on in the night. 661 00:33:51,488 --> 00:33:52,378 I wasn't expecting to win anything, 662 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:54,010 and now I've won something early. 663 00:33:54,107 --> 00:33:56,337 Girl, you have 12 nominations. 664 00:33:56,443 --> 00:33:59,393 One down, 11 to go. Let's see how it goes. 665 00:33:59,487 --> 00:34:01,557 I'm very, very, very happy about this. 666 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:02,574 - Very excited. - Oh. 667 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,124 Congratulations, I'm sure we're gonna 668 00:34:04,217 --> 00:34:06,077 see you again really soon. 669 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,068 You know, it's so fitting that you and I are presenting 670 00:34:10,173 --> 00:34:12,673 the Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene. 671 00:34:12,767 --> 00:34:15,907 I know. Wait, why's that? 672 00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,372 Well, because I feel like we can be up for this scene 673 00:34:18,472 --> 00:34:20,212 next year. 674 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,458 Is that because we fucked in the car on the way up here? 675 00:34:23,561 --> 00:34:25,551 Yeah, and because I filmed it. 676 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,427 - Uh, what? - And the presenters 677 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,045 for the award for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene, 678 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:33,432 we have brought the A team: 679 00:34:33,530 --> 00:34:37,480 Angela White, Alexa Grace, and Alec Knight. 680 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:52,145 I love a crazy hot boy/girl scene. 681 00:34:52,248 --> 00:34:54,608 It's like an orgy with two people. 682 00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:58,829 Yeah, that's kind of true, just minus the orgy part. 683 00:34:58,929 --> 00:35:00,409 No, it's still an orgy. 684 00:35:00,507 --> 00:35:03,207 Just, I'm counting all the people in my head. 685 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,799 Well, if we're counting voices in our heads, 686 00:35:04,903 --> 00:35:07,973 then I've been in hundreds of two person orgies. 687 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:11,672 Well, before it gets too crowded up here, 688 00:35:11,768 --> 00:35:15,838 these are the nominees for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene. 689 00:36:06,413 --> 00:36:10,733 And the winner for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene is... 690 00:36:10,827 --> 00:36:13,057 - Kendra Sunderland and Mick Blue! - Sunderland and Mick Blue! 691 00:36:33,908 --> 00:36:35,428 This is no, this is for you. 692 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,847 - Thank you. - It's for you because 693 00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:40,206 you were absolutely amazing in that scene, 694 00:36:40,206 --> 00:36:43,626 and I was just the lucky man to do her first. 695 00:36:43,726 --> 00:36:48,016 - Thank you, that is so sweet. - It's all yours. 696 00:36:48,123 --> 00:36:52,743 Oh, my gosh, thank you, AVN, for this award 697 00:36:52,843 --> 00:36:54,603 and thinking that I deserve it. 698 00:36:54,704 --> 00:36:57,444 Oh, my God, I'm just so happy. 699 00:36:57,740 --> 00:36:59,740 I'm so happy to be a part of this industry. 700 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:01,543 I love it. I love all you guys. 701 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,906 Thank you, Greg Lansky, for believing in me 702 00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,424 and allowing me to express myself 703 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:11,247 and just I love it, and I love all of you, thank you. 704 00:37:11,353 --> 00:37:15,433 Thank you also, AVN and Chaturbate and MyFreeCams. 705 00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:16,885 You guys are amazing. 706 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:29,560 I was a stripper in Ohio, then I stripped in D.C., 707 00:37:29,664 --> 00:37:32,404 and then I came to California. 708 00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:34,440 Ohio is terrible. 709 00:37:34,944 --> 00:37:37,994 It's just cloudy, and everyone seems depressed. 710 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,449 You just have to get out of Ohio. 711 00:37:40,349 --> 00:37:41,919 I was always interested in doing films. 712 00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:43,448 I always made, like, solo videos 713 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,093 for the people that came into the strip club. 714 00:37:46,188 --> 00:37:47,958 And then I wanted to try just one 715 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,167 so I could make, like, a professional one. 716 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,958 Hi. So I did my first scene. 717 00:37:53,062 --> 00:37:55,432 I loved it. I flew back to Ohio, 718 00:37:55,531 --> 00:37:59,591 packed my bags, left again that day, and flew back to LA. 719 00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,604 Maybe I like to show off or something. 720 00:38:01,704 --> 00:38:02,854 I don't know. 721 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,267 - I told you to bring your ID. - Mm-hmm. 722 00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:07,725 This is my first scene and my first blow job. 723 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:10,337 I refused to suck dick growing up 724 00:38:10,438 --> 00:38:11,228 because my mom told me 725 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,271 I would have indents in my cheeks 726 00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:15,893 and everyone would know that I sucked dick, 727 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:17,284 so I never, you know, 728 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,488 gave blow jobs. 729 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,488 I look so different. 730 00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:21,660 Love your eyes. 731 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,374 Right here, he tells me to get on my knees, 732 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:28,750 and I've never given a blow job before, so I obviously 733 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,038 face the wrong way, and I think, at this point, I cut, 734 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,753 and I was like, "Whoa, I don't suck dick." 735 00:38:35,254 --> 00:38:37,294 And they're like, "Oh, today you do." 736 00:38:37,390 --> 00:38:39,300 I was terrible at oral sex, 737 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,470 so I really needed to practice giving blow jobs, 738 00:38:42,569 --> 00:38:45,059 and there's a lot of people that will definitely 739 00:38:45,155 --> 00:38:47,715 practice with you, so... 740 00:38:47,817 --> 00:38:50,347 That's actually my most popular scene still. 741 00:38:50,452 --> 00:38:53,362 It got viewed 2 million times in two weeks. 742 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,516 And people still view it. 743 00:38:54,624 --> 00:38:57,284 - You just have to make them happy, right? - Right. 744 00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,447 There's a lot of short clips that people put up, 745 00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:01,873 and I go through the comments, and I see what they say. 746 00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,735 It's hard to satisfy every single person 747 00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:06,112 that watches your scenes 748 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:08,050 'cause everyone wants something different. 749 00:39:08,554 --> 00:39:10,744 I know when I get my call sheet when it says 750 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,020 "bring brightcolored crop tops and shorts" 751 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:15,237 that I'm gonna do an incest scene. 752 00:39:15,344 --> 00:39:18,544 A lot of step, you know, in general fake incest. 753 00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:20,509 I love it. I love to play that role. 754 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,798 It's my favorite. 755 00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:26,561 I've fucked my stepdad, stepmom, stepbrother, stepsister. 756 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:31,186 Usually they try to seduce me, "But you're my stepmom. 757 00:39:31,293 --> 00:39:34,023 "I don't wanna take a bath with you." 758 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:36,692 Oh. My stepsister Trillium 759 00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:38,831 has a dildo, you know, behind her back, so she's gonna 760 00:39:38,927 --> 00:39:41,707 give it to me, teach me how to masturbate, have an orgasm. 761 00:39:41,805 --> 00:39:43,285 Why would I need a vibrator? 762 00:39:43,390 --> 00:39:44,870 It's a good sister. 763 00:39:44,974 --> 00:39:46,864 What are you doing home so early? 764 00:39:47,059 --> 00:39:48,669 There was a bomb threat. 765 00:39:48,770 --> 00:39:50,150 These people are brilliant. 766 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:53,174 There's a lot of random scenarios that they do. 767 00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:56,166 Like, this one, my boyfriend can't make it to work, 768 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:59,509 so I'm trying to help him out by cleaning the pool 769 00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,926 for the guy that he works for, and I accidentally put in 770 00:40:02,025 --> 00:40:02,835 - the wrong stuff... - Hey! 771 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,012 He wants all natural cleaning products. 772 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,092 And you just put that shit in my pool. 773 00:40:07,188 --> 00:40:08,718 Who thought of, she's gonna put in 774 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,773 the wrong cleaning stuff and then I get disciplined? 775 00:40:11,867 --> 00:40:15,897 The pizza guy and the mailman guy stuff is getting boring, 776 00:40:15,997 --> 00:40:18,147 so we gotta get to the pool cleaning business. 777 00:40:19,049 --> 00:40:21,029 What are you doing? 778 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:22,447 I think it's time for you to have sex 779 00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,445 with an actual person too. 780 00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,827 I'm really proud of how far I've come 781 00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,115 and how much I've come. 782 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,959 Oh, my God, it's so big. 783 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:37,377 Please welcome the chief executive officer of AVN, 784 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,167 Tony Rios. 785 00:40:43,632 --> 00:40:48,552 Each year, one of the most anticipated award presentations 786 00:40:48,646 --> 00:40:52,126 is the one for Best New Starlet. 787 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:56,143 So in keeping with a longstanding AVN tradition, 788 00:40:56,237 --> 00:41:00,267 here now to present the award and pass the crown 789 00:41:00,366 --> 00:41:03,056 is last year's winner, Abella Danger. 790 00:41:07,456 --> 00:41:09,356 I'm so sad. 791 00:41:14,230 --> 00:41:17,170 From the moment I started performing, my ultimate goal 792 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:21,086 was to be awarded the title of AVN Best New Starlet. 793 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:25,677 I did my absolute very best, and AVN made my dream come true. 794 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:30,135 Although I'm extremely sad about passing down the title, 795 00:41:30,238 --> 00:41:32,898 I hope tonight's winner cherishes and enjoys it 796 00:41:32,998 --> 00:41:34,638 as much as I have. 797 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:37,022 So here are this year's nominees. 798 00:42:41,449 --> 00:42:42,289 I'm-I'm really sad 799 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:44,383 about doing this, guys. 800 00:42:45,279 --> 00:42:48,929 And the winner is Holly Hendrix. 801 00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:03,148 You got it! You got it. 802 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,937 - No way. - Good job. 803 00:43:07,418 --> 00:43:09,658 No way, oh, fuck. 804 00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:13,115 Really? This is way heavier 805 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,116 than I thought. Holy shit. 806 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:20,159 Oh, my gosh, wow. 807 00:43:20,264 --> 00:43:23,154 First of all, I want to thank AVN 808 00:43:23,250 --> 00:43:24,880 for making this happen for me. 809 00:43:24,977 --> 00:43:26,667 Holy shit. 810 00:43:29,364 --> 00:43:32,234 I love my job more than anything. 811 00:43:32,326 --> 00:43:34,266 I mean, fuck, I fuck for a living. 812 00:43:34,369 --> 00:43:36,439 What could get better than that? 813 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:39,850 I wanna thank John with East Coast Talents 814 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,561 for always being there with me. 815 00:43:42,461 --> 00:43:44,441 I wanna thank all of my East Coast Girls, 816 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:47,899 Tiffany Watson, Amara Romani, Gina Valentina. 817 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,820 Fuck, all my girls, fuck, yes! We did it! 818 00:43:53,722 --> 00:43:56,782 Thank you so much. Oh, my gosh, I wanna thank 819 00:43:56,884 --> 00:44:01,714 Jonni Darkko, Mason, all my favorite directors. 820 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,959 Thank you, oh, my gosh. 821 00:44:05,859 --> 00:44:06,799 Fuck. 822 00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:22,807 Holly Hendrix, AVN 2017 Best New Starlet. 823 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,860 - No, no, no, no, fuck. - Girl, this is real. 824 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:27,565 Wait, wait, wait, my boobs are falling out. 825 00:44:27,665 --> 00:44:28,895 Tuck them in. 826 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,240 How do you feel right now? 827 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:33,396 I feel like this is a dream. 828 00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,874 I don't even feel like this is real. 829 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,235 Fuck, me, really? 830 00:44:38,742 --> 00:44:39,342 Me? 831 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:41,834 Congratulations, you got a whole lot of pictures 832 00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:43,869 - to take now. - Oh, wow. 833 00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:45,633 Oh, thank you. 834 00:44:45,725 --> 00:44:47,585 Thank you, AVN. Thank you, everybody! 835 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:50,375 Fuck, this is a huge honor for me. 836 00:44:50,479 --> 00:44:51,419 Oh, my God. 837 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,762 I can't be that upset, 838 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,377 because I've had way more opportunities 839 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:56,393 than most people, you know? 840 00:44:56,485 --> 00:44:59,305 I need to go see Holly and tell her congratulations 841 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,555 'cause she really did she worked so hard this year. 842 00:45:01,657 --> 00:45:05,567 I mean, I saw her showcase, and it was-it was awesome. 843 00:45:05,669 --> 00:45:08,899 She, I think she shoved golf balls up her ass 844 00:45:08,998 --> 00:45:12,108 and, like, pushed them out, and that's amazing. 845 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,413 I couldn't do that. 846 00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:17,925 That, you know, she deserves it. 847 00:45:18,032 --> 00:45:21,312 If you can do shit like that, then you deserve it. 848 00:45:22,211 --> 00:45:24,871 So I was looking up #guyswithsplittongue, 849 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:26,372 and #splittongue and this and that, 850 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:28,844 and so then he has one. 851 00:45:28,935 --> 00:45:30,635 So I was like, "Like, like." 852 00:45:30,736 --> 00:45:32,216 I had no shame. I was just, like, writing him. 853 00:45:32,321 --> 00:45:33,221 I sent you my photos. 854 00:45:33,322 --> 00:45:35,272 So then he wrote me, and then 855 00:45:35,374 --> 00:45:37,184 I think I moved in, like, two weeks later. 856 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:39,176 When we got together, we were not monogamous at all. 857 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:40,728 - We've never been, ever. - I had, like, a black guy 858 00:45:40,830 --> 00:45:42,860 come over, like, three days after she moved in, 859 00:45:42,956 --> 00:45:44,996 and he was, like, fucking her, tied her to a door. 860 00:45:45,001 --> 00:45:46,361 Like, it was just game on. 861 00:45:46,461 --> 00:45:49,191 - Let's get the panties all the way off. - You've got it. 862 00:45:49,288 --> 00:45:52,478 We got started by just posting our life on Tumblr, 863 00:45:52,582 --> 00:45:53,662 the hotwifing thing. 864 00:45:53,759 --> 00:45:56,409 Hotwifing is basically being a slutty wife. 865 00:45:56,512 --> 00:45:59,122 So you're married, but you fuck everybody. 866 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:02,485 She's, like, fucking people, and I'm watching, you know, 867 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:04,043 and then joining in, and so on and so forth. 868 00:46:04,136 --> 00:46:06,076 We just got followers and got followers and got followers. 869 00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,170 Guys would write me and be like, 870 00:46:07,265 --> 00:46:09,075 "You literally saved our marriage." 871 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:11,463 We were so open about our relationship 872 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,660 that someone thought that, you know, 873 00:46:13,761 --> 00:46:15,081 they weren't weird. 874 00:46:15,281 --> 00:46:16,631 Turn around, let's see that ass. 875 00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:17,932 Once we got, like, really popular, like, 876 00:46:18,034 --> 00:46:18,984 and we started actually, like, 877 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,447 paying attention to, like, fans, 878 00:46:20,552 --> 00:46:22,182 we were like, "Hey, guys, we're gonna 879 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,270 start doing porn now!" So then we kind of just 880 00:46:24,365 --> 00:46:27,005 transferred all of the original fans 881 00:46:27,109 --> 00:46:30,029 straight to Twitter and adult life. 882 00:46:30,129 --> 00:46:31,629 It was easy to cross over. 883 00:46:31,730 --> 00:46:34,720 When I got into porn, like, I was way more 884 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:39,250 That's Biggie. Anyways. 885 00:46:39,347 --> 00:46:42,277 When she first got in, everything we were doing 886 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:44,413 was immediately like, "You shouldn't be doing that." 887 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:46,450 You can't be married. You can't have tattoos. 888 00:46:46,554 --> 00:46:47,504 You can't wear black. 889 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,076 All these little weird things, and we're like, 890 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,331 "Well, that's kind of, like, not what we're about." 891 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,344 That's not our dynamic to begin with. 892 00:46:53,436 --> 00:46:55,596 A lot of porn couples, like, they really don't want 893 00:46:55,696 --> 00:46:59,266 their partner to have sex with anybody unless it's for work. 894 00:46:59,367 --> 00:47:01,097 - Yeah. - And then at home, like, 895 00:47:01,202 --> 00:47:02,642 aside from porn, they're monogamous. 896 00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:03,657 'Cause we don't see the difference. 897 00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:06,435 - We're like, "What?" - Yeah, I'm like, "What? 898 00:47:06,541 --> 00:47:08,351 - Okay." - We're just not built that way, 899 00:47:08,451 --> 00:47:10,441 so we just don't have the mental capacity to understand 900 00:47:10,536 --> 00:47:12,186 because we don't understand monogamy at all. 901 00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,718 - Yeah, yeah. - So... 902 00:47:13,823 --> 00:47:16,493 So it's us, basically. It's not you guys. 903 00:47:16,592 --> 00:47:17,502 - You guys are awesome. - We just don't... 904 00:47:17,602 --> 00:47:19,802 Keep doing you. We just are fucked up. 905 00:47:23,457 --> 00:47:25,327 At this point in the show, I'd like to take a moment 906 00:47:25,434 --> 00:47:29,674 right now and acknowledge the 2017 Trophy Girls. 907 00:47:31,315 --> 00:47:37,075 Let's hear it for Gina Valentina and Uma Jolie. 908 00:47:37,179 --> 00:47:38,379 Come on, let them hear it, everybody. 909 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,721 Look at them. 910 00:47:43,185 --> 00:47:45,715 So, girls, I have a couple questions. 911 00:47:45,821 --> 00:47:47,311 What is something that you've learned 912 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:48,414 from being a Trophy Girl? 913 00:47:48,508 --> 00:47:52,308 Hmm, we learned the statues are really heavy. 914 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,901 And that no one knows where to get one when they win one. 915 00:47:55,997 --> 00:47:58,077 But most importantly, that you can be a part 916 00:47:58,084 --> 00:48:01,834 of the whole show without knowing the host's name. 917 00:48:01,928 --> 00:48:04,948 Please leave. That-that just-just leave. 918 00:48:05,049 --> 00:48:07,909 - We know your name, Corey. - Wait, wait. 919 00:48:08,010 --> 00:48:09,550 I thought it was Kyle. 920 00:48:09,645 --> 00:48:12,005 Uh, thank-thank you, ladies. Thank you so much. 921 00:48:12,105 --> 00:48:14,825 Let's hear it for the girls names I don't remember. 922 00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:17,423 Let's hear it. Come on, let them hear it. 923 00:48:18,045 --> 00:48:20,835 And put your hands together for our next presenters, 924 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,430 Karlee Grey, Isiah Maxwell, 925 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:26,166 and Wicked Pictures girl Jessica Drake, 926 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:27,240 ladies and gentlemen! 927 00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:45,614 This next award involves relaxation, lube, 928 00:48:45,714 --> 00:48:48,204 and a lot of trust. 929 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:51,450 That's funny, that's the same thing I offer in my Tinder bio. 930 00:48:52,572 --> 00:48:55,222 Those are great things. How are you single? 931 00:48:55,924 --> 00:48:57,104 Who said I was single? 932 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,420 I get it. 933 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,300 Now let's take a look at the nominees 934 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,467 - for Best Anal Sex scene. - Speak louder! 935 00:49:18,004 --> 00:49:20,664 Because you're actually a slut and you love sex. 936 00:49:32,894 --> 00:49:35,014 Can't believe you're fucking my ass right now. 937 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:43,155 Oh, fuck! 938 00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:59,686 I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. 939 00:50:01,457 --> 00:50:04,147 And the winner is... 940 00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:07,702 Megan Rain and Manuel Ferrara. 941 00:50:08,556 --> 00:50:10,916 "Anal Models," Tushy, Jules Jordan. 942 00:50:43,090 --> 00:50:44,700 Can I take this off? 943 00:50:48,512 --> 00:50:51,292 Okay, so I'm sorry, I lost my voice 944 00:50:51,390 --> 00:50:56,000 over the weekend, but, um, thank you! 945 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,995 Thank you, um, and thank you, honestly, seriously. 946 00:51:00,099 --> 00:51:01,249 - All right, I... - You lost your voice too. 947 00:51:01,350 --> 00:51:04,250 I lost my voice too, so it's gonna be a little difficult, 948 00:51:04,353 --> 00:51:05,593 but thank you. 949 00:51:05,688 --> 00:51:08,118 You're the one, like, I mean, you-you... 950 00:51:08,223 --> 00:51:09,593 It was your butt. It was not mine. 951 00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,011 So clearly you. 952 00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:13,220 It's all you. It's all yours. 953 00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,074 Thank you. 954 00:51:17,166 --> 00:51:18,526 Thank you, thank you. 955 00:51:27,468 --> 00:51:30,278 Today we live in a world where it seems like 956 00:51:30,379 --> 00:51:32,659 everything we do is caught on camera. 957 00:51:32,756 --> 00:51:35,486 Which means there's a ton of competition for getting 958 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:39,413 people, government, and, most importantly, 959 00:51:39,513 --> 00:51:41,063 the fans to look at you. 960 00:51:41,156 --> 00:51:44,246 Something everyone in this room is great at. 961 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:48,761 Here are the nominees of the Fan Award for Favorite Cam Girl. 962 00:52:23,098 --> 00:52:25,248 And the winner is... 963 00:52:27,353 --> 00:52:29,713 Kati3kat! 964 00:52:42,743 --> 00:52:44,443 I got it. I got it. 965 00:52:45,337 --> 00:52:47,677 So, Katie, yo, I love you, 966 00:52:47,781 --> 00:52:49,371 and I'll let you finish right now. 967 00:52:49,474 --> 00:52:54,704 However, Aspen is hosting AVN, and she is kind of, you know, 968 00:52:54,797 --> 00:52:56,277 the best cam girl ever. 969 00:53:01,270 --> 00:53:03,050 Eff you, KKC. Peace out. 970 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,391 Yeah, she's not gonna pass this. 971 00:53:17,486 --> 00:53:18,836 We got this. 972 00:53:20,539 --> 00:53:22,359 I'm the mystery secret weapon. 973 00:53:22,458 --> 00:53:24,558 She's been my yeah, the secret weapon 974 00:53:24,660 --> 00:53:27,690 - all along. - Are you kidding me? 975 00:53:27,788 --> 00:53:29,478 Riley fucking Reid? 976 00:53:29,580 --> 00:53:31,770 Ugh. 977 00:53:43,102 --> 00:53:46,342 Aspen, you called Riley fucking Reid? 978 00:53:46,857 --> 00:53:48,427 Aspen! 979 00:53:49,626 --> 00:53:51,606 Hey, Riley. 980 00:53:52,254 --> 00:53:53,894 It's fun on my cam too. 981 00:53:53,988 --> 00:53:56,088 Why don't you come on over? 982 00:53:56,191 --> 00:53:59,471 Riley? Riley! 983 00:54:00,788 --> 00:54:04,358 Panties coming off. 984 00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:07,569 - Bye bye, panties. - Want me to sniff them? 985 00:54:07,670 --> 00:54:09,520 Mm, they're so good. 986 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:11,361 You'd be jealous. 987 00:54:21,983 --> 00:54:24,193 They are pretty fucking good. 988 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:27,414 Oh, my God, thank you guys so much. 989 00:54:29,850 --> 00:54:32,800 Riley, you won so many great awards over the year. 990 00:54:32,895 --> 00:54:34,415 Is there any category out there that you 991 00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:36,471 really hope to win? 992 00:54:36,565 --> 00:54:41,135 Besides Best Blow Job, I would love to win Best Actress. 993 00:54:41,244 --> 00:54:44,014 Ooh, I've been taking classes in Shakespeare. 994 00:54:44,106 --> 00:54:45,366 Wow, can we hear some? 995 00:54:45,465 --> 00:54:46,615 Sure. 996 00:54:49,211 --> 00:54:52,071 Are you talking to me? 997 00:54:52,372 --> 00:54:55,322 Are you-are you talking, are you-are you talking to me? 998 00:54:55,417 --> 00:54:56,697 I don't see anyone else in here. 999 00:54:56,801 --> 00:54:58,151 Are you talking to me? 1000 00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,873 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1001 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:04,095 And scene. 1002 00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:06,091 Girl, I thought you said you were taking a class 1003 00:55:06,186 --> 00:55:08,296 - in Shakespeare. - Oh, it is. 1004 00:55:08,397 --> 00:55:11,037 It's in Shakespeare, New Mexico. 1005 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,011 We study classic movie scenes. 1006 00:55:13,109 --> 00:55:17,009 Oh, okay, well, then perfect. 1007 00:55:17,105 --> 00:55:19,335 And now we give you three gorgeous women 1008 00:55:19,441 --> 00:55:21,641 I'd act with any day: 1009 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:23,955 Piper Perri, Morgan Lee, 1010 00:55:24,062 --> 00:55:27,552 and Chaturbate cam girl ChronicLove. 1011 00:55:39,469 --> 00:55:43,069 It's wonderful to be recognized for just great tits 1012 00:55:43,165 --> 00:55:44,365 and a great ass. 1013 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:47,156 It's also pretty awesome to be recognized 1014 00:55:47,261 --> 00:55:50,871 because of your great tits and great ass. 1015 00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:53,713 Here are the women that can say both of those things 1016 00:55:53,808 --> 00:55:58,168 apply to them, and they are the nominees for Best Actress. 1017 00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:16,645 They're playing our song, Joker poker, huh? 1018 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:27,210 This is going to be so much fun. 1019 00:56:29,685 --> 00:56:30,635 Boo! 1020 00:56:30,738 --> 00:56:34,168 The renowned and only blind surgeon. 1021 00:56:38,486 --> 00:56:42,116 It's just those people you and Shawna watch on TV. 1022 00:56:42,224 --> 00:56:44,294 They're different too. 1023 00:56:44,392 --> 00:56:45,892 I mean, they're not different like I'm different, 1024 00:56:45,986 --> 00:56:47,466 but they're still different. 1025 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:50,301 If you can't admit to yourself that you feel the same as me, 1026 00:56:50,398 --> 00:56:51,718 then you're fucking crazy. 1027 00:56:57,372 --> 00:57:00,652 Just answer your phone. Please, just answer your phone.--- 1028 00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:05,155 I'll do anything. 1029 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,745 You think you'll be able to tough it with me 1030 00:57:06,848 --> 00:57:08,208 for the next few days? 1031 00:57:15,356 --> 00:57:16,256 Ahh! 1032 00:57:16,357 --> 00:57:19,137 Nothing will come between us ever again. 1033 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:22,966 I do not only call you when I'm horny. Stop it. 1034 00:57:27,944 --> 00:57:29,144 That looks really formal. 1035 00:57:29,337 --> 00:57:31,567 What kind of party is it? 1036 00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:33,233 It's a fancy party. 1037 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:39,437 And the winner is... 1038 00:57:42,542 --> 00:57:45,702 Kleio Valentien! 1039 00:58:03,271 --> 00:58:04,991 - Congratulations! - Whoo! 1040 00:58:05,091 --> 00:58:07,161 - Yay! - Aww. 1041 00:58:12,381 --> 00:58:14,201 I don't know what to say. 1042 00:58:15,901 --> 00:58:19,011 Thank you, Axel, so much for-for letting me 1043 00:58:19,112 --> 00:58:21,022 reprise my role as Harley Quinn. 1044 00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:22,693 Thank you, Wicked Pictures. 1045 00:58:23,391 --> 00:58:26,161 Thank you, everyone who was in "Suicide Squad." 1046 00:58:26,261 --> 00:58:29,171 Thank you so much. You were all amazing. 1047 00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:31,655 Thank you, AVN. 1048 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:52,587 You just won Best Actress for Harley Quinn! 1049 00:58:52,687 --> 00:58:54,857 - I did. - You did! 1050 00:58:55,164 --> 00:58:56,804 I feel like I wanna puke 1051 00:58:56,900 --> 00:58:58,930 and then drink a whole lot of whiskey. 1052 00:58:59,027 --> 00:59:00,467 So happy for you. 1053 00:59:00,570 --> 00:59:01,980 Thank you. 1054 00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:02,900 Thank you, Greg Lansky! 1055 00:59:02,998 --> 00:59:04,698 Greg Lansky, they put us together. 1056 00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,330 - Fuck! - We forgot to thank him. 1057 00:59:06,426 --> 00:59:08,936 - We're such assholes. - We never thanked Greg! Shit! 1058 00:59:09,037 --> 00:59:11,287 - We always... - Congratulations, you guys. 1059 00:59:11,389 --> 00:59:12,829 I didn't think this was gonna happen. 1060 00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:17,503 I'm just-I'm amazed and grateful and mindblown. 1061 00:59:18,004 --> 00:59:19,924 It just goes to show you it's all about the fans. 1062 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,965 We're all here because you guys watch. 1063 00:59:22,066 --> 00:59:22,886 You did this. 1064 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:25,093 Thank you. Thank you and also screw you, 1065 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,894 'cause you know how awkward I am. 1066 00:59:26,989 --> 00:59:29,559 - But in the good way. - Yes, in the good way. 1067 00:59:37,657 --> 00:59:40,097 Hi, my name is Bradford McBride, 1068 00:59:40,202 --> 00:59:41,702 and I'm an adult film foley artist, 1069 00:59:41,795 --> 00:59:43,355 or "AFFA." 1070 00:59:47,617 --> 00:59:51,337 The first movie I ever worked on was "The Gapes of Wrath." 1071 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:53,578 Sometimes we have to recreate the sound of the performers. 1072 00:59:53,681 --> 00:59:56,481 For example, Riley Reid lost her voice one time 1073 00:59:56,583 --> 00:59:57,663 at a Boyz II Men concert. 1074 00:59:57,761 --> 00:59:59,411 She couldn't scream at all the next day. 1075 01:00:00,613 --> 01:00:03,463 In order to match her orgasm, I has to heighten and speed up 1076 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:06,128 the sound of a bird called a Wisconsin whippoorwill. 1077 01:00:06,595 --> 01:00:09,055 And we were able to match her orgasm perfectly. 1078 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:10,256 Listen. 1079 01:00:14,160 --> 01:00:15,680 Amazing, right? 1080 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:16,759 Hey. 1081 01:00:18,832 --> 01:00:20,902 Hey, it's Patrick again. 1082 01:00:25,546 --> 01:00:27,906 Listen, if you're not gonna eat any of the food, 1083 01:00:28,008 --> 01:00:29,528 get away from the table. 1084 01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:32,963 I got what I need. 1085 01:00:33,055 --> 01:00:34,535 Still serving food to the masses, 1086 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,790 at least, trying to. 1087 01:00:36,691 --> 01:00:39,241 The other day, I gave a girl some napkins 1088 01:00:39,344 --> 01:00:42,504 for her squirt scene, but that was about it. 1089 01:00:42,997 --> 01:00:43,987 I mean, why don't they take advantage 1090 01:00:44,090 --> 01:00:45,130 of this delicious food? 1091 01:00:45,233 --> 01:00:46,963 Seriously, what is with these people? 1092 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:48,960 Do you know how hard it is to find organic gummy bears? 1093 01:00:49,062 --> 01:00:50,142 - Excuse me, hi. - Oh, hi. 1094 01:00:50,238 --> 01:00:51,638 - I'm Neil, the director. - Hi, Neil. 1095 01:00:51,740 --> 01:00:53,070 - I just... - I didn't mean anything I just said. 1096 01:00:53,167 --> 01:00:55,067 This is a great looking table. 1097 01:00:55,368 --> 01:00:57,308 Is do you if we show it off? 1098 01:00:57,412 --> 01:00:58,922 Thanks, man, listen, I worked really... 1099 01:00:59,022 --> 01:01:00,222 - Where's... where my meats! - That's great, perfect. 1100 01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,813 They're my meats. Don't... What are you doing? 1101 01:01:02,309 --> 01:01:04,039 No, no, my table! 1102 01:01:04,544 --> 01:01:06,744 No, no, no! 1103 01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:10,355 Jasmine, honey, you got a gummy bear on your ass. 1104 01:01:13,753 --> 01:01:16,243 AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. 1105 01:01:26,016 --> 01:01:27,876 We got married. 1106 01:01:27,976 --> 01:01:31,126 He double creampied us about two years ago. 1107 01:01:35,941 --> 01:01:38,481 We, you know became officially married at that time, 1108 01:01:38,577 --> 01:01:41,307 - but we never had a ceremony. - Yeah. 1109 01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:43,586 So we just wanted to, you know, show everyone 1110 01:01:43,691 --> 01:01:44,851 that we love each other. 1111 01:01:44,951 --> 01:01:46,561 They're, like, hot and cute together. 1112 01:01:46,661 --> 01:01:48,651 They're just as excited to watch the other one 1113 01:01:48,747 --> 01:01:51,267 get fucked as to get fucked themselves, 1114 01:01:51,366 --> 01:01:52,436 which is really cool. 1115 01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:54,322 Coming, and then we're crying, and then we're coming 1116 01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,449 and then laughing. 1117 01:01:55,545 --> 01:01:57,025 It sounded like a mental hospital. 1118 01:01:57,130 --> 01:02:00,240 We met because we both have slutty ass tattoos. 1119 01:02:00,459 --> 01:02:03,119 And then we fucked for an orgy. 1120 01:02:03,219 --> 01:02:05,289 I guess we fell in love really then. 1121 01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:06,898 We both love creampies. 1122 01:02:06,998 --> 01:02:07,818 - Like, that's our shit. - Yeah. 1123 01:02:07,924 --> 01:02:10,214 Like, what better way to consummate our marriage 1124 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:12,390 than to both get creampied at the same time? 1125 01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:14,307 That was like, you know, going to the courthouse 1126 01:02:14,406 --> 01:02:16,146 and signing all the documents. 1127 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,020 Yeah, but then today was, like, the ceremony, 1128 01:02:18,118 --> 01:02:20,508 you know, for friends and family and everything. 1129 01:02:20,612 --> 01:02:22,892 It just made sense, and we both love come. 1130 01:02:35,326 --> 01:02:38,346 We're gathered here at AVN 2017 1131 01:02:38,454 --> 01:02:40,754 to unite these two sluts in marriage. 1132 01:02:40,848 --> 01:02:43,828 You made me feel like electricity is my fire. 1133 01:02:43,926 --> 01:02:47,206 You remind me of who the fuck I am inside, 1134 01:02:47,314 --> 01:02:49,304 and that's why you're my wife. 1135 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:52,329 You're 100% you 100% of the time, 1136 01:02:52,427 --> 01:02:55,297 and you don't give a fuck what anyone fucking thinks about you. 1137 01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,297 Just never fucking change. Please, never change. 1138 01:02:58,399 --> 01:02:59,549 And I love you. 1139 01:03:00,652 --> 01:03:03,142 I now pronounce you wife and wife. 1140 01:03:11,712 --> 01:03:14,152 We just don't really know how to, like, show love 1141 01:03:14,249 --> 01:03:16,569 except for, like, sexually. 1142 01:03:17,468 --> 01:03:19,098 So then once we threw our bouquets 1143 01:03:19,204 --> 01:03:20,484 and everyone cheered for us, 1144 01:03:20,580 --> 01:03:22,160 then, you know, we kind of just walked around 1145 01:03:22,257 --> 01:03:25,587 and flaunted our newly married butts. 1146 01:03:35,437 --> 01:03:39,457 Being that Las Vegas is known as the sin city, 1147 01:03:39,557 --> 01:03:42,047 we decided to get the most sinful group 1148 01:03:42,152 --> 01:03:44,232 of talent we could find. 1149 01:03:44,329 --> 01:03:49,069 We give you 2015 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Layla Sin, 1150 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:52,987 along with Kissa Sins and Johnny Sins. 1151 01:04:01,379 --> 01:04:04,319 Some of the best porn parodies are being made right now, 1152 01:04:04,415 --> 01:04:06,655 and I'm happy to announce that I just finished 1153 01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:08,230 making my own parody. 1154 01:04:08,927 --> 01:04:11,537 You made a parody and didn't tell me? 1155 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:15,379 Yep, it's called "Johnny Sins' Grinding Nemo." 1156 01:04:15,477 --> 01:04:17,637 It's a cartoon about a fish? 1157 01:04:17,736 --> 01:04:20,426 In my movie, it's about a whale. 1158 01:04:20,532 --> 01:04:23,522 Oh. 1159 01:04:23,618 --> 01:04:27,148 Let's take a look at the nominees for Best Parody. 1160 01:04:42,929 --> 01:04:45,569 Thank you, kind sir, and I'll tell you what. 1161 01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:48,493 I'll even let you put it in my butt. 1162 01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:56,650 Hey, I'm Tom. 1163 01:04:56,751 --> 01:04:59,071 I'm Christie Elizabeth Newsman. 1164 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,131 You look more like a Traci. 1165 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:02,341 You wanna fuck? 1166 01:05:07,661 --> 01:05:09,681 It's like a mountain of shit. 1167 01:05:09,781 --> 01:05:11,971 But it's like, what is behind all of it, right? 1168 01:05:17,464 --> 01:05:20,914 He speaks to me through the very sword that took his life. 1169 01:05:21,409 --> 01:05:22,399 The Soultaker. 1170 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:26,072 Okay, you're totally creeping me out about right now. 1171 01:05:32,512 --> 01:05:35,122 Liked it, friended it, followed it. 1172 01:05:35,223 --> 01:05:36,423 It was great, April! 1173 01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:37,986 Why don't you guys just fuck already 1174 01:05:38,092 --> 01:05:39,292 and get it over with? 1175 01:05:42,730 --> 01:05:44,470 And the winner is... 1176 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:48,637 - "Suicide Squad"! - "Suicide Squad XXX"! 1177 01:06:01,382 --> 01:06:02,412 Congratulations! 1178 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:06,850 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 1179 01:06:06,954 --> 01:06:08,364 Good job, good job! 1180 01:06:10,258 --> 01:06:13,538 My man! There's my other man. 1181 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:14,576 I love you, bro. 1182 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:18,170 Wow, this is the seventh consecutive year 1183 01:06:18,266 --> 01:06:20,696 that I win Best Parody, so it feels pretty awesome, 1184 01:06:20,802 --> 01:06:25,672 but it really is the culmination of several months of hard work 1185 01:06:25,773 --> 01:06:28,473 and, uh, a lot of very talented people. 1186 01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:33,128 My amazing cast, uh, my incredible crew, 1187 01:06:33,231 --> 01:06:35,631 and everybody at Wicked Pictures. 1188 01:06:36,125 --> 01:06:39,555 And I wanna give a special shout out to some people who 1189 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:43,272 never get to have their name on the trophy, and it's the agents. 1190 01:06:43,365 --> 01:06:48,285 So, you know, Mark Spiegler, Derek Hay, 1191 01:06:48,388 --> 01:06:50,828 Sandra at OC Modeling, 1192 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:54,122 Mark at ATMLA, 1193 01:06:54,419 --> 01:06:57,799 and a special, very special thanks 1194 01:06:57,896 --> 01:07:01,166 to Jonathan and Andre at Nexxxt Level 1195 01:07:01,266 --> 01:07:04,036 for really going above and beyond for this movie. 1196 01:07:04,137 --> 01:07:06,887 Thank you so much, AVN. Thank you, Wicked Pictures. 1197 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:10,090 Yeah, "Suicide," baby! 1198 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:21,402 Well, I've been signing at the AVN Awards Show 2017. 1199 01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:24,646 If a fan comes to my booth, it gives them an opportunity 1200 01:07:24,749 --> 01:07:25,819 to take photos. 1201 01:07:25,917 --> 01:07:27,777 I love to sign autographs. 1202 01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:30,407 But most often, you know, you'll get a hug from me. 1203 01:07:30,505 --> 01:07:31,595 We're just here to have a good time 1204 01:07:31,697 --> 01:07:33,877 and celebrate the nominations. 1205 01:07:33,975 --> 01:07:36,415 It's so amazing to be recognized for what I've done. 1206 01:07:39,013 --> 01:07:40,713 Today I decided 1207 01:07:40,814 --> 01:07:42,834 to take a break from signing 1208 01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:46,294 to do a spurofthemoment photo shoot 1209 01:07:46,387 --> 01:07:47,467 with my friend Igor. 1210 01:07:47,572 --> 01:07:49,892 All right, yeah, I want to put you, like, right back there. 1211 01:07:49,991 --> 01:07:52,541 I actually met her at Santa Monica Pier, 1212 01:07:52,643 --> 01:07:54,933 and we shot under the boardwalk. 1213 01:07:55,028 --> 01:07:57,008 Got a little naughty on the beach 1214 01:07:57,106 --> 01:07:58,846 with a little nude shoot. 1215 01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:01,090 Shoots naked under the boardwalk for a while, 1216 01:08:01,194 --> 01:08:02,514 and definitely a lot of people saw, 1217 01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,812 but people seemed pretty psyched about it. 1218 01:08:05,506 --> 01:08:06,406 Take your top off now, I think. 1219 01:08:06,508 --> 01:08:08,898 I'm here for "LA Weekly," 1220 01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:11,201 "Mass Appeal" magazine, "Vice"... 1221 01:08:11,296 --> 01:08:12,046 I saw that. 1222 01:08:12,147 --> 01:08:14,697 And then I'm working on a book of nude Polaroids 1223 01:08:14,799 --> 01:08:16,949 for myself as well. 1224 01:08:17,050 --> 01:08:18,540 Shooting in a nice penthouse is fun, 1225 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:20,866 but, like, I would rather 1226 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,452 shoot in public and run really quick. 1227 01:08:23,549 --> 01:08:24,339 Perfect. 1228 01:08:24,442 --> 01:08:26,342 Um, I think we're done here. 1229 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,126 - Wanna do something weird? - Let's do it. 1230 01:08:29,322 --> 01:08:31,642 Living in New York, there's not a ton of locations, 1231 01:08:31,741 --> 01:08:34,431 and it sort of just became necessity to find something, 1232 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:35,927 get in, get out really quick. 1233 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:38,139 Doing something on the streets plays to my strengths. 1234 01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:40,229 'Cause I've done this before, but it wasn't good enough. 1235 01:08:40,325 --> 01:08:42,775 I've only done one or two shoots, like, 1236 01:08:42,876 --> 01:08:45,556 where I've really been out in public. 1237 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:47,023 It's-it's entertaining. 1238 01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:50,363 It's-it's really fun to see people's faces, 1239 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:53,990 whether they're smiling or just like, you know, shocked. 1240 01:08:54,856 --> 01:08:57,376 I'm getting horny a little bit. My nips are so hard. 1241 01:08:57,884 --> 01:08:59,924 When we're out in public and someone walks by, 1242 01:09:00,019 --> 01:09:02,289 you know, the blood rush, it makes you, you know, 1243 01:09:02,387 --> 01:09:06,077 hotter and hornier and makes for an even better scene. 1244 01:09:06,383 --> 01:09:07,793 Yeah, that's pretty good, right there. 1245 01:09:07,893 --> 01:09:09,213 One, two. 1246 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:09,842 Cool. 1247 01:09:10,737 --> 01:09:12,517 - There's a car. - Ah! 1248 01:09:12,615 --> 01:09:15,305 I don't know what to expect when shooting with Igor. 1249 01:09:16,894 --> 01:09:17,984 Yeah, we got kicked out. 1250 01:09:18,079 --> 01:09:20,049 I'm, like, sweating right now from, like, running away. 1251 01:09:20,147 --> 01:09:20,837 That was good. 1252 01:09:20,940 --> 01:09:22,570 Fortunately, we still got a shot. 1253 01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:24,477 To be honest, that was just really fun. 1254 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,267 I don't even care what the photos look like. 1255 01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:31,838 Here to present the award 1256 01:09:31,942 --> 01:09:33,362 for Female Performer of the Year, 1257 01:09:33,461 --> 01:09:36,031 we have Wicked Pictures star Asa Akira 1258 01:09:36,129 --> 01:09:38,869 along with Eva Lovia and Chad White. 1259 01:09:48,893 --> 01:09:49,843 It's so high. 1260 01:09:55,733 --> 01:10:00,473 Chad, I can't help but notice you're wearing something 1261 01:10:00,571 --> 01:10:02,771 a little extra tonight. 1262 01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:05,225 Oh, you mean 'cause I'm wearing clothes? 1263 01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:07,476 She's talking about the camera, Chad. 1264 01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:10,478 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm making a movie right now. 1265 01:10:10,581 --> 01:10:11,371 What? 1266 01:10:11,474 --> 01:10:15,654 You're making a movie? Like, right now? 1267 01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:17,703 Like, right-right now. 1268 01:10:17,996 --> 01:10:19,086 What's it called? 1269 01:10:19,290 --> 01:10:20,200 Okay, check this out. 1270 01:10:20,299 --> 01:10:21,829 It's a horror/comedy/love story 1271 01:10:21,934 --> 01:10:25,714 called "50 Shades of White." 1272 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,083 Right? 1273 01:10:28,181 --> 01:10:31,791 No, white doesn't even have shades. 1274 01:10:31,893 --> 01:10:33,393 That makes zero sense. 1275 01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:36,088 What? That totally makes sense. 1276 01:10:36,590 --> 01:10:37,270 No. 1277 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,807 Well, here's something that makes sense to everybody. 1278 01:10:39,911 --> 01:10:41,761 Our friends at ImLive 1279 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:43,043 will be presenting the winner 1280 01:10:43,139 --> 01:10:45,269 a beautiful piece of Tiffany jewelry 1281 01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:49,726 to one of the lucky nominees for Female Performer of the Year. 1282 01:11:56,229 --> 01:11:59,509 And the winner is... 1283 01:12:01,609 --> 01:12:03,849 Adriana Chechik! 1284 01:12:04,746 --> 01:12:06,556 Whoo! 1285 01:12:27,093 --> 01:12:28,793 Whoo! 1286 01:12:30,687 --> 01:12:31,837 Whoo! 1287 01:12:31,939 --> 01:12:33,429 Yes! 1288 01:12:34,325 --> 01:12:37,685 Fuck, holy cow, guys. 1289 01:12:44,786 --> 01:12:47,106 Oh, my God, first Donald Trump 1290 01:12:47,212 --> 01:12:50,952 and now Adriana Chechik, Performer of the Year? 1291 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:56,525 Ah, I'm so happy. Thank you guys so much, AVN, 1292 01:12:56,631 --> 01:12:58,601 for recognizing my hard work. 1293 01:12:59,099 --> 01:13:00,669 I love you! 1294 01:13:03,588 --> 01:13:06,458 Thank you to all the performers who have been there 1295 01:13:06,556 --> 01:13:10,746 and who have kept me going strong in this industry 1296 01:13:10,845 --> 01:13:13,065 and the fans for keeping me going. 1297 01:13:13,372 --> 01:13:16,282 The team over at LA Direct for pushing me 1298 01:13:16,383 --> 01:13:18,873 and supporting me so much. 1299 01:13:18,969 --> 01:13:22,159 Derek, I honestly love you so much. 1300 01:13:22,264 --> 01:13:25,464 I wouldn't be here if you didn't push me so hard. 1301 01:13:26,359 --> 01:13:28,969 Oh, I'm so overwhelmed right now. 1302 01:13:29,697 --> 01:13:34,357 Just thank you guys so, so much. This is amazing. 1303 01:13:34,459 --> 01:13:37,939 I'm gonna remember this forever, so, fuck yeah, 1304 01:13:38,039 --> 01:13:40,939 I fucking finally did it, damn it! 1305 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:47,317 Thanks to my boyfriend because he's awesome too. 1306 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:53,544 Adriana, you got this! Fuck yes! 1307 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:01,913 Whoo! 1308 01:14:02,013 --> 01:14:03,623 Hang on. I'm gonna take you here first. 1309 01:14:03,722 --> 01:14:06,502 Come here! Yeah! 1310 01:14:08,602 --> 01:14:10,672 I'm so sorry. I can't stop crying right now. 1311 01:14:11,772 --> 01:14:13,982 - Oh, fuck! - Girl, congratulations. 1312 01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:15,175 - Thank you. - This is the big one. 1313 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,524 I'm so overwhelmed right now. I'm, like, so overwhelmed 1314 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:20,061 with happiness and everything. 1315 01:14:20,164 --> 01:14:24,324 I'm just, like, so thankful to AVN and all the performers 1316 01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,608 that have pushed me to be even harder 1317 01:14:26,712 --> 01:14:28,702 and the new girls that came in and fucked 1318 01:14:28,798 --> 01:14:30,158 to make me fuck harder. 1319 01:14:31,058 --> 01:14:33,128 And the fans for keeping me around. 1320 01:14:33,227 --> 01:14:35,427 We're so happy for you. Congratulations. 1321 01:14:35,530 --> 01:14:37,310 Thank you, thank you. 1322 01:14:39,199 --> 01:14:41,769 Finally. I know. It's over. 1323 01:14:41,868 --> 01:14:42,708 The-the... 1324 01:14:43,813 --> 01:14:45,303 It's over. It's all right. 1325 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,508 - There's always next year. - Okay... 1326 01:14:47,608 --> 01:14:49,638 She deserves it. She works, like, every day 1327 01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,335 of her life. She deserves it for that. 1328 01:14:51,444 --> 01:14:54,164 - She went hard. - Went hard. 1329 01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:56,106 - She's been waiting for this. - Go hard or go home, right? 1330 01:14:56,207 --> 01:14:56,887 Right? 1331 01:14:56,993 --> 01:15:00,483 I have one thing to say, and this is it. 1332 01:15:00,579 --> 01:15:03,689 Adriana Chechik had been skunked for a couple years now, 1333 01:15:03,791 --> 01:15:05,881 and I'm so fucking stoked 1334 01:15:06,805 --> 01:15:08,277 - that she won that award. - I agree. 1335 01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:09,958 110%, Female Performer 1336 01:15:10,056 --> 01:15:11,796 of the Year, hands down, 1337 01:15:11,898 --> 01:15:13,218 - I completely agree. - hands down. 1338 01:15:13,317 --> 01:15:15,527 I think she's been deserving it for a long time. 1339 01:15:15,628 --> 01:15:18,108 Embarrassingly bawled my eyes out 1340 01:15:18,214 --> 01:15:19,094 crying when I was nominated, 1341 01:15:19,190 --> 01:15:21,020 so that was enough for me. 1342 01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:24,377 Um, I didn't think I went any harder than the other girls 1343 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:26,208 - or, you know... - You know, this next year 1344 01:15:26,305 --> 01:15:28,585 is gonna be full of lots of sex, and we're gonna see 1345 01:15:28,691 --> 01:15:30,761 what's gonna happen, so... 1346 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:32,600 Nominees for next year. 1347 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:42,654 We have an old saying in our industry. 1348 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:44,817 "You can't judge a book by its cover, 1349 01:15:44,915 --> 01:15:47,365 but you can definitely judge a porn by one." 1350 01:15:47,468 --> 01:15:50,288 My name is Kelly Mannelle, and I'm the industry leader 1351 01:15:50,387 --> 01:15:55,167 in adult film front art, or AFFA. 1352 01:15:56,260 --> 01:16:00,290 This isn't just a collection of chicks, dicks, and tits. 1353 01:16:01,366 --> 01:16:04,116 Every image was carefully crafted to convey 1354 01:16:04,218 --> 01:16:05,918 the essence of the film. 1355 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:07,960 If you get a chance, take a look 1356 01:16:08,055 --> 01:16:10,075 at "Stepmom Sluts 87" 1357 01:16:10,182 --> 01:16:11,972 versus "Stepmom Sluts 88." 1358 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:14,548 You'll be able to tell which one I was assigned to 1359 01:16:14,652 --> 01:16:17,262 and which one was outsourced to Canada. 1360 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:20,854 "Ooh, I know 'bout sexy, eh?" 1361 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:24,562 That was my Canadian accent. 1362 01:16:24,663 --> 01:16:25,773 What's in a name? 1363 01:16:25,873 --> 01:16:27,943 I'll tell you what's in a name. 1364 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,582 Fucking everything. 1365 01:16:29,677 --> 01:16:30,907 Now there it is. 1366 01:16:31,012 --> 01:16:32,782 "Linger All Over My Prick." 1367 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:35,570 The first thing an adult film needs is a title. 1368 01:16:35,674 --> 01:16:38,214 If you have a good title, you don't need anything else. 1369 01:16:38,310 --> 01:16:40,620 Well, except talent and cameras. 1370 01:16:40,721 --> 01:16:43,161 A great title should seem fun and use words 1371 01:16:43,257 --> 01:16:44,357 that don't normally go together 1372 01:16:44,458 --> 01:16:46,888 to jump start a person's erotic secret brain, 1373 01:16:46,986 --> 01:16:48,496 or ESB, as I call it. 1374 01:16:48,595 --> 01:16:50,075 This is my word wall. 1375 01:16:50,180 --> 01:16:53,420 I just start combining words and see what happens. 1376 01:16:53,517 --> 01:16:54,787 Let's try right now. 1377 01:16:54,893 --> 01:16:56,473 "My Wonderful Prick." 1378 01:16:56,569 --> 01:16:57,879 That is a fairly decent title, 1379 01:16:57,980 --> 01:16:59,720 but I'm pretty sure I can do better. 1380 01:16:59,815 --> 01:17:00,885 "All Night Face Fucking." 1381 01:17:00,991 --> 01:17:03,981 It gets your mind thinking, "Hmm, how much face fucking 1382 01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:05,308 "could I do in a night?" 1383 01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:08,772 And if you just wanna get to the point, "Stroke, Goddamn It!" 1384 01:17:08,874 --> 01:17:12,494 My ESB is ready to RSVP. 1385 01:17:13,587 --> 01:17:14,827 Yes. 1386 01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:17,171 It's me, Patrick. 1387 01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,736 Wait, you probably thought that I was gonna get out the game 1388 01:17:19,844 --> 01:17:21,044 after my last gig, didn't you? 1389 01:17:22,721 --> 01:17:23,501 That's right, bitches. 1390 01:17:24,397 --> 01:17:26,127 I started my own production company. 1391 01:17:26,432 --> 01:17:27,962 It's called Flesh Buffet. 1392 01:17:28,060 --> 01:17:30,050 All our movies involve food and fucking. 1393 01:17:30,146 --> 01:17:32,716 Sex and food, I don't give a fuck what you call it. 1394 01:17:32,815 --> 01:17:34,675 You can call it "Ketchup and Hot Doggy Style," 1395 01:17:34,775 --> 01:17:36,095 "Cock Meat Sandwich 7." 1396 01:17:36,201 --> 01:17:37,311 Do your fucking job! 1397 01:17:38,611 --> 01:17:39,851 This is what I need you to do. 1398 01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:40,567 Mm-hmm. 1399 01:17:40,665 --> 01:17:42,835 Take these two pieces of bread... 1400 01:17:42,941 --> 01:17:44,441 - Okay. - And make a titty sandwich. 1401 01:17:44,542 --> 01:17:47,112 You want me to make a titty sandwich? 1402 01:17:48,414 --> 01:17:51,864 - Um, is this right? - Yes, yeah, that's right. 1403 01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:54,899 - So good. Oh, my God. - It's just bread. 1404 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:56,464 I like to think I took all the lessons I learned 1405 01:17:56,555 --> 01:17:58,705 on my way to the top to be the best boss I can be. 1406 01:18:01,552 --> 01:18:03,752 We're the fastest growing company in the Valley. 1407 01:18:10,361 --> 01:18:12,341 No, no, no, everybody knows, at Flesh Buffet, 1408 01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:15,128 we don't use green apples. We only use red apples, okay? 1409 01:18:15,232 --> 01:18:17,182 This is blasphemy. Let's get these out of here. 1410 01:18:19,570 --> 01:18:21,930 Tighter, tighter, tighter. 1411 01:18:22,031 --> 01:18:24,061 - You don't think this is weird? - Tighter. 1412 01:18:24,558 --> 01:18:25,887 - Um... - Oh, that's such a good sandwich. 1413 01:18:25,993 --> 01:18:27,323 Okay, you got the job. 1414 01:18:27,419 --> 01:18:29,404 - Oh. - You got it. You got the part. You got the part. 1415 01:18:29,496 --> 01:18:30,556 Hey, be careful with that fucking bread. 1416 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:32,434 - I got a couple more girls coming in, yeah. - Okay. Yes. 1417 01:18:32,533 --> 01:18:35,227 Thank you. This-this has been a really weird day. 1418 01:18:35,327 --> 01:18:36,267 Yeah. 1419 01:18:37,772 --> 01:18:38,722 Oh, let's see, hold on. 1420 01:18:39,015 --> 01:18:39,715 - Hello? - Inside the Industry. 1421 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:40,736 Oh, fuck! 1422 01:18:40,842 --> 01:18:44,252 AVN salutes the heroes of the adult film world. 1423 01:18:51,944 --> 01:18:53,754 Jenna Sativa! 1424 01:18:53,854 --> 01:18:55,304 Oh, my God! 1425 01:18:57,691 --> 01:18:59,541 Thank you, thank you so much, AVN, 1426 01:18:59,643 --> 01:19:00,593 for this recognition. 1427 01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,234 It means the world to me. 1428 01:19:02,328 --> 01:19:03,598 Thank you so much! 1429 01:19:03,897 --> 01:19:06,147 - And the winner is Abella! - Abella! 1430 01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:07,810 Thank you, Hard X. You guys give me 1431 01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,890 the best orgasms. You don't understand. 1432 01:19:11,630 --> 01:19:13,930 - Thank you, AVN. - Thank you, AVN, yes. 1433 01:19:14,032 --> 01:19:15,932 Thank you, Derek. Thank you, everybody! 1434 01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,910 Phoenix Marie and Katrina Jade, thank you 1435 01:19:20,013 --> 01:19:23,283 for fucking filming with me and accepting me for who I am. 1436 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:24,334 I love you. 1437 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:25,946 Mick Blue! 1438 01:19:26,053 --> 01:19:29,373 Every single man in this category deserves this prize 1439 01:19:29,473 --> 01:19:32,463 every year because we bring the hard dick on the table. 1440 01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:33,629 "The Preacher's Daughter"! 1441 01:19:33,727 --> 01:19:37,207 We're forgetting who fought that battle at Prop 60. 1442 01:19:37,314 --> 01:19:38,884 Eric Paul, lawyer, by all means, 1443 01:19:38,983 --> 01:19:41,223 stand up and take a fucking bow. 1444 01:19:44,780 --> 01:19:46,270 The winner is... 1445 01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:48,175 Greg Lansky! 1446 01:19:48,283 --> 01:19:49,573 Whoo! 1447 01:19:49,668 --> 01:19:52,108 Art is what you do when you truly feel alive. 1448 01:19:52,213 --> 01:19:53,573 That's what you guys do. 1449 01:19:53,672 --> 01:19:55,522 You guys are artists. 1450 01:19:55,623 --> 01:19:58,573 Do not let them shame you. 1451 01:19:58,668 --> 01:20:00,818 They do not define what we do. 1452 01:20:00,921 --> 01:20:02,821 We define what we do! 1453 01:20:03,924 --> 01:20:06,154 Here to present the final award of the night 1454 01:20:06,251 --> 01:20:09,701 are Adriana Chechik, Venus Lux, and Seth Gamble. 1455 01:20:15,361 --> 01:20:17,801 The great thing about our final category 1456 01:20:17,895 --> 01:20:20,665 of the evening is that if you're nominated 1457 01:20:20,765 --> 01:20:22,095 for Movie of the Year, 1458 01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:24,630 you've already won an AVN tonight. 1459 01:20:25,729 --> 01:20:28,089 I can never tell if the applause at this point 1460 01:20:28,190 --> 01:20:31,640 in the show is because we're giving out a huge award 1461 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:35,444 or because the after parties will be starting soon. 1462 01:20:35,539 --> 01:20:37,979 Either way, let's not keep anyone waiting. 1463 01:20:38,283 --> 01:20:40,893 Here are the nominees for Movie of the Year. 1464 01:21:57,029 --> 01:21:58,979 And the winner is... 1465 01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:01,150 - "Suicide Squad XXX." - "Suicide Squad XXX," 1466 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:03,440 - an Axel Braun Parody. - Yay! 1467 01:22:18,976 --> 01:22:19,456 Wow. 1468 01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:30,724 Third year in a row that a parody wins Movie of the Year. 1469 01:22:30,821 --> 01:22:33,181 I remember four years ago, somebody told me 1470 01:22:33,282 --> 01:22:36,142 parodies were dead. I think they're alive and well. 1471 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:39,703 Um, look, you don't get to be up here without standing 1472 01:22:39,796 --> 01:22:42,396 on the shoulders of a mountain of people, 1473 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:46,439 and on top of that mountain is a man who I really love 1474 01:22:46,536 --> 01:22:51,526 and respect who has graced me with his friendship 1475 01:22:51,625 --> 01:22:52,625 and his guidance. 1476 01:22:52,734 --> 01:22:53,924 Thank you, Steve Orenstein. 1477 01:22:54,019 --> 01:22:55,129 - This is for you. - Whoo! 1478 01:22:55,229 --> 01:22:56,709 And thank you, AVN. 1479 01:23:08,742 --> 01:23:13,772 Ladies and gentlemen, one more time, Flo Rida! 1480 01:23:18,534 --> 01:23:19,914 AVN, let's go. 1481 01:23:20,612 --> 01:23:22,792 ♪ I gotta ask where you been hiding ♪ 1482 01:23:22,890 --> 01:23:23,920 ♪ Hey ♪ 1483 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:26,656 ♪ You're like a 20 carat diamond ♪ 1484 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:28,110 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Diamond ♪ 1485 01:23:28,212 --> 01:23:30,902 ♪ The finer things in life are shining ♪ 1486 01:23:30,997 --> 01:23:31,917 ♪ Come on ♪ 1487 01:23:32,016 --> 01:23:34,746 ♪ How 'bout that latenight wine and dining ♪ 1488 01:23:34,852 --> 01:23:36,162 - ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Dining ♪ 1489 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:40,081 ♪ Yeah, you want that expensive clutch ♪ 1490 01:23:40,182 --> 01:23:43,672 ♪ And I'm a give that fivestar experience ♪ 1491 01:23:43,969 --> 01:23:45,089 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1492 01:23:45,187 --> 01:23:47,877 - ♪ Show you the kind of love ♪ - ♪ Let's go ♪ 1493 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:49,671 ♪ That you can only get when you... ♪ 1494 01:23:49,767 --> 01:23:51,487 - AVN Awards, come on! - ♪ give enough ♪ 1495 01:23:51,585 --> 01:23:55,355 ♪ I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch ♪ 1496 01:23:55,456 --> 01:23:59,736 ♪ A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock, yeah ♪ 1497 01:23:59,835 --> 01:24:03,805 ♪ Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got ♪ 1498 01:24:04,114 --> 01:24:06,914 ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ 1499 01:24:07,009 --> 01:24:10,619 ♪ I'll spend it all on shoes for you, take your own pick ♪ 1500 01:24:10,721 --> 01:24:14,881 ♪ McQueen or Jimmy Choo, and I'll get 'em real quick ♪ 1501 01:24:15,175 --> 01:24:19,245 ♪ Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got ♪ 1502 01:24:19,546 --> 01:24:22,026 ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ 1503 01:24:22,132 --> 01:24:23,882 ♪ That was perfect ♪ 1504 01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:27,706 - ♪ I'm gonna work it to impress you ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1505 01:24:27,813 --> 01:24:30,133 ♪ Get you that dress and then undress you ♪ 1506 01:24:30,232 --> 01:24:31,432 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1507 01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:34,023 ♪ And we'll do things only the best do ♪ 1508 01:24:34,119 --> 01:24:35,199 - ♪ The best do ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1509 01:24:35,296 --> 01:24:37,646 ♪ Do what you want because I'll let you ♪ 1510 01:24:37,748 --> 01:24:39,278 - ♪ I'll let you ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1511 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:40,765 - ♪ Check it out ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 1512 01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:43,387 ♪ You want that expensive clutch ♪ 1513 01:24:43,487 --> 01:24:47,017 ♪ And I'm a give that fivestar experience ♪ 1514 01:24:47,115 --> 01:24:48,595 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 1515 01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,120 - ♪ Show you the kind of love ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 1516 01:24:51,219 --> 01:24:53,789 ♪ That you can only get when you give... ♪ 1517 01:24:53,889 --> 01:24:54,969 - AVN, let's go! - ♪ enough ♪ 1518 01:24:55,065 --> 01:24:58,665 ♪ I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch ♪ 1519 01:24:58,769 --> 01:25:03,079 ♪ A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock, yeah ♪ 1520 01:25:03,180 --> 01:25:07,460 ♪ Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got ♪ 1521 01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:10,301 - ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 1522 01:25:10,397 --> 01:25:14,217 ♪ I'll spend it all on shoes for you, take your own pick ♪ 1523 01:25:14,318 --> 01:25:17,698 ♪ McQueen or Jimmy Choo, and I'll get 'em real quick ♪ 1524 01:25:17,804 --> 01:25:18,564 ♪ Let's go ♪ 1525 01:25:18,655 --> 01:25:22,725 ♪ Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got ♪ 1526 01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:25,306 ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ 1527 01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:27,032 - ♪ Come on, come on! ♪ - ♪ Hey! ♪ 1528 01:25:27,630 --> 01:25:28,560 ♪ What, what ♪ 1529 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,238 ♪ Hey, come on ♪ 1530 01:25:31,335 --> 01:25:33,615 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, oh ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 1531 01:25:33,719 --> 01:25:35,209 ♪ A little louder ♪ 1532 01:25:36,931 --> 01:25:39,381 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 1533 01:25:39,676 --> 01:25:41,116 ♪ Check it, come on ♪ 1534 01:25:42,420 --> 01:25:44,750 ♪ Abracadabra, I got the magic ♪ 1535 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:47,168 ♪ I hope you can handle living this lavish ♪ 1536 01:25:47,267 --> 01:25:49,977 ♪ Let's blow a zillion, zillion, baby ♪ 1537 01:25:50,278 --> 01:25:52,408 ♪ If you got a passion for fashion, mansions ♪ 1538 01:25:52,514 --> 01:25:55,014 ♪ And platinum, I got the answers to questions ♪ 1539 01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:57,838 ♪ So let me tell you what's happening, baby ♪ 1540 01:25:57,944 --> 01:25:59,804 - AVN, make some noise! - ♪ What's happening, baby ♪ 1541 01:25:59,828 --> 01:26:00,404 ♪ Let's go! ♪ 1542 01:26:00,497 --> 01:26:03,977 ♪ I'll spend it all on you, baby, baby, just watch ♪ 1543 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:08,306 ♪ A BMW, a Bugatti, thick rock ♪ 1544 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:12,613 ♪ Get you a fancy yacht any chance I got ♪ 1545 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:15,559 ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ 1546 01:26:15,662 --> 01:26:17,942 ♪ I'll spend it all on you ♪ 1547 01:26:18,039 --> 01:26:19,409 ♪ Hey, hey, oh ♪ 1548 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,158 ♪ A little bit on me ♪ 1549 01:26:21,259 --> 01:26:23,199 Words of advice? Anything? 1550 01:26:23,303 --> 01:26:24,553 Don't cry on camera. 1551 01:26:24,645 --> 01:26:26,085 I did. 1552 01:26:26,189 --> 01:26:30,719 ♪ Hey, hey, when I become a zillionaire ♪ 1553 01:26:31,018 --> 01:26:32,338 ♪ A little bit on you ♪ 1554 01:26:32,437 --> 01:26:34,257 You get nominated? Did you win? 1555 01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:36,297 Dick! 1556 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:38,850 - ♪ What, what, what ♪ - ♪ Come on ♪ 1557 01:26:38,952 --> 01:26:40,602 I'm taking up my camera time. 1558 01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,386 You have no idea what she did in that scene. 1559 01:26:42,489 --> 01:26:46,259 Licking the concrete and sticking a heel up her ass. 1560 01:26:46,359 --> 01:26:48,599 It sounds like a wellearned award. 1561 01:26:48,695 --> 01:26:51,005 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, come on ♪ 1562 01:26:52,649 --> 01:26:56,399 Thank you guys so much for watching the 2017 AVN Awards. 1563 01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:57,743 Good night. 1564 01:26:58,839 --> 01:27:02,489 ♪ When I become a zillionaire ♪ 1565 01:27:02,592 --> 01:27:04,452 AVN Awards, I love you. 1566 01:27:05,453 --> 01:27:07,483 MyFreeCams, baby. 1567 01:27:16,281 --> 01:27:17,231 We're good. 1568 01:27:18,325 --> 01:27:20,385 No, no, we're good. 1569 01:27:20,494 --> 01:27:22,234 We're good, guys. We're good. 122121