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♪ Standing in the
ally of Camaroville
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♪ waitin' for my woman
with those dollar bills
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Hey Freddy.
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Shit.
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Baby, don't ever sneak up
on a brother like that.
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I almost just shot
your fuckin' face off.
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Do you even realize
you almost just got
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your fucking face shot off?
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Take it easy Freddy.
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Oh, now good, you got it.
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It's a whole lot of freaky shit
going down these days, okay.
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That's what I'm talking about.
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Shit, you lucky that
a motherfucker like me
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looking out for your ass.
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If it wasn't for me,
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you'd still be down there
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doing the hoochie
coochie on Mooch Street,
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for top ramen money.
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Fucker.
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Now don't think I won't
send your motherfuckin' ass
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back there too,
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shit.
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Where the rest of it?
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Shit Freddy, you
say that every night.
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Seriously.
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No matter how much
fucking money I hand you,
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you still say it's not enough.
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That's because you aught
to be making more money.
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Fuck you Freddy.
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I mean it.
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I been hustling for you
for almost nine months.
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It's time you start
showing me some respect.
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Respect, hmm?
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Showing you some respect.
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Start showing you a little
bit of motherfuckin' respect.
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Maybe you right.
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And maybe we need to
have a little talk
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about supply and demand.
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See the way it works is
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you supply the pussy,
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and I demand the money.
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Understand me?
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I'm tired of having the same
old bullshit talk with you.
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Fuck around here with my time.
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Ah shit.
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Uncle Poon.
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Don't ever sneak up on
a brother like that man.
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Freddy.
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You know I always liked you.
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I always try to look after you.
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Yeah, well you know we always
been tight and shit, right.
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Yeah, that's right Freddy.
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That's why it breaks my heart
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to see you fuck it up so badly.
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What you, what you
talkin' 'bout Uncle Poon?
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I'm talking about Freddy,
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is that if you keep
selling your girls
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on my side of the street,
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I'm gonna snatch 'em up.
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And I'm gonna keep them.
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Yeah, you and what army?
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You know what army.
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Aw shit man.
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Don't tell me them
insane motherfuckers
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done got your ass too.
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Insane motherfuckers that
popped Daddy Rolling Stone.
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Shit.
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You all going to have to
do better than that Freddy.
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Bullshit.
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Freeze motherfucker.
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What is that thing?
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Take it easy baby.
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I got everything under control.
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Nine millimeter silver bullets.
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Marinated in just the
right kind of voodoo.
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But...
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Listen up momma,
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cause I'm only
gonna say this once,
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I work for a very top secret
branch of the government
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that exist to do battle
with supernatural,
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diabolical occult forces
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that most people
don't even know exist.
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But?
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Now you if you're with that
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maybe later on me and
you can get it together,
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but right now, I got business.
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♪ Jimmy Chevelle is
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♪ Gonna lay it on you
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Most cats
don't even realize
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there a serious cosmic
struggle going on
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right under their noses.
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Unspeakable motherfuckin' evil
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that lurks on the
threshold of reality,
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waiting for any opportunity
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to enslave mankind.
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I'm Jimmy Chevelle,
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and I carry a badge
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for the Department of
Supernatural Security.
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It's my job to kick evil's ass.
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Nice.
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Mind if I put on some music?
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Whatever turns you on baby.
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Necronomicon Blues.
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It was like
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someone was pulling
the tail of a cat
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that was gargling
a poison milkshake.
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Yeah, that crazy jazz
ain't everybody's bag.
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But some of the
more far out tracks
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are guaranteed to
exercise and vaporize
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certain dangerous creatures
from beyond the void.
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Jimmy,
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I just wanted you to know that
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well,
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I'm really glad that
you're out there,
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you know doing battle against
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diabolical, supernatural
occult forces
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that most people
don't even know exist.
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♪ You know what you have to do
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♪ Now you have to do it
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I observed the alleged suspect
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as he shape shifted
into some kind
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of hideous
motherfuckin' creature,
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like a cross between a prehistoric
saber toothed werepossum
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and James Brown on PCP.
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And then it tried to waste
this seriously foxy chick,
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and when I say seriously foxy,
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I mean fucking seriously foxy.
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This chick had it all together.
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I'm talking fine ass,
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titties,
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and a little bit of extra booty,
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like you know I like.
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What the fuck is this?
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Dammit Chevelle, I thought
I told you to stop using
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god damned swear words
in your fucking report.
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The shape shifting son
of a bitch had this on.
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Damn.
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Don't worry Chief,
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I'm on the case.
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Gentlemen,
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we stand on the edge
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of a solid gold future.
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Beyond the dark
abyss of reality,
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in the frozen obscene wastes
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between space and time,
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there is a gate.
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And behind this gate
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lurks Mighty Cthulhu,
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and his glorious elder brethren,
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eternally waiting
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to be unleashed
once more upon this
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unworthy world.
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Indeed, that is not dead
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which can eternal lie,
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and a given strange eons,
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even death may die.
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Can you dig it?
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♪ Well can you dig it baby?
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What the fuck do you
fools think you're doing?
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I hear you been
asking a lot of people
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a lot of questions Jimmy.
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Yeah, so.
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So.
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You got anything
you want to ask me?
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I can think of
a couple things.
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Such as?
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Such as are you still
dealing black market guns?
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Next question.
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What do you know about this?
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Nothing.
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See I don't buy that.
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You've always been the
most smart and together
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happening fox in
this whole town.
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I said I don't know
nothing about that Jimmy.
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You sure the Maldonado family
isn't mixed up in this shit?
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Fuck no.
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We ain't got nothing
do to with that
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phony supernatural jackass.
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Alright, look,
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about a month ago,
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this freaky dude rolls into town
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and talking some jive
ass hocus pocus shit.
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At first it was just a joke,
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but this guy, shit, Jimmy,
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this dude, he's like
a cross between,
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between Vincent
Price and Jim Jones.
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This is bad Jimmy,
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real bad.
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♪ It's real bad Jimmy
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You're damn
right it was bad,
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it was end of the fucking
world kind of bad.
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And it was about to get worse.
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♪ It's about to get
real, real, real,
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♪ Real bad
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♪ In this world
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♪ There is evil
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♪ And it's coming to
rip out your spine
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♪ But there's a line
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♪ In the darkness
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♪ That killing monsters
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♪ Is how you will shine
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♪ His name is Jimmy Chevelle
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♪ And he's coming for you
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♪ If you're an evil monster
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♪ There ain't nothin' you can do
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Jimmy Chevelle, good
to see you my man.
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What do you know about that?
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I don't know shit
about that shit.
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Sure you do.
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Don't with that baby.
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Says who?
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Says me.
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What do you know
about this shit ugly?
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That's for me to know
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and you to find out.
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You're gonna find out
about my fist in your face
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if you don't start
talkin' motherfucker.
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Why don't you make me.
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Freeze motherfucker.
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Oh, oh god.
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What the shit is that thing?
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Don't worry baby,
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I got everything under control.
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♪ To turn your back on evil
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♪ Is a price you cannot afford
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♪ When you've thrown
your shoes at people
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♪ Who can pull out
your spinal chord
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Now listen up mamma
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cause I'm only gonna
lay this on you once,
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I work for a very top secret
branch of the government
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that exists to do battle
with supernatural,
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diabolical occult forces
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that most people
don't even know exist.
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Now if you're cool with that,
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maybe later on you and
me can get it together,
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but right now, I got business.
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We are gathered here tonight
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as instruments of a
cruel and beautiful fight
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for we alone have dared
to seek a terrible truth
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the truth of madness,
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the truth of chaos,
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the truth of cosmic horror,
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that drivels and drools greedily
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at the bareth
threshold of reality
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Ah hell yeah.
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We taking control of all
the pussy in Camaroville,
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and we about to take
control of all the drugs,
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we control all the
pussy and the drugs,
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nobody can stop us.
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Yeah man, yeah.
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But what about
Jimmy Chevelle boss?
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Motherfucker ganked
Uncle Poon and Big Len.
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Yeah, and I loved Big
Lenny like a brother,
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although I can honesty
go either way with Poon,
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you know what I'm saying,
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he's a nice guy...
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Zip it pinhead.
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I'm sure that boss
has got a plan.
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Indeed.
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I've already put in a
call to Danny Tcho Tcho,
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and he's prepared to
unleash the Shoggoth.
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Gentlemen, I assure you
Jimmy Chevelle is a dead man.
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♪ Jimmy is a dead man
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I got a bad
feeling about this.
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Shit baby you always say that.
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Come on, we face some
diabolical supernatural
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occult bullshit
like this before,
269
00:24:47,556 --> 00:24:49,791
and we always kick it's ass.
270
00:24:58,367 --> 00:25:00,102
What's wrong Jimmy?
271
00:25:01,570 --> 00:25:04,704
Yeah, you seem a
little uptight baby.
272
00:25:04,706 --> 00:25:06,239
You damn right I'm uptight.
273
00:25:06,241 --> 00:25:08,741
Somewhere out there there is a
diabolical supernatural cult,
274
00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:12,081
I got to figure out
some way to stop it.
275
00:25:13,582 --> 00:25:14,947
Don't worry Jimmy,
276
00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:17,852
I'm sure you'll
think of something.
277
00:25:29,531 --> 00:25:31,198
Damn straight baby,
278
00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:33,333
those diabolical
supernatural occult forces
279
00:25:33,335 --> 00:25:35,104
don't stand a chance.
280
00:26:23,718 --> 00:26:25,053
Be cool foxes.
281
00:26:36,431 --> 00:26:39,832
Shoot it's fucking
face off, Jimmy.
282
00:26:39,834 --> 00:26:41,836
Someone order a pizza?
283
00:26:42,837 --> 00:26:43,672
My bad.
284
00:26:44,806 --> 00:26:46,773
I thought you were
somebody else.
285
00:26:46,775 --> 00:26:48,277
What's the damage?
286
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,181
Say hello to my stinky friend.
287
00:27:06,195 --> 00:27:07,394
What the fuck
is wrong with you
288
00:27:07,396 --> 00:27:08,695
bringing a motherfucking
Shoggoth to my pad?
289
00:28:08,357 --> 00:28:09,289
The jazz baby,
290
00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:10,757
the crazy jazz is the only way
291
00:28:10,759 --> 00:28:13,495
to stop it's
protoplasmic action.
292
00:28:16,598 --> 00:28:18,731
Now you're gonna
get it Jimmy Chevelle.
293
00:28:18,733 --> 00:28:22,904
Mr. Stinky's gonna devour
your sweet chocolate soul.
294
00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:26,641
Side one, track two.
295
00:28:30,211 --> 00:28:31,045
No.
296
00:28:32,247 --> 00:28:33,480
Where do you think
you're going baby?
297
00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:34,414
Get your fucking
hands off of me.
298
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:36,117
Yeah back off jack off.
299
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,327
Oh, I hate this song.
300
00:28:52,301 --> 00:28:53,566
It sounds like someone's
pulling the tail of a cat
301
00:28:53,568 --> 00:28:56,669
that it's gurgling a
poisonous milkshake.
302
00:28:56,671 --> 00:28:58,373
No, Mr. Stinky, no.
303
00:29:01,343 --> 00:29:02,844
No Mr. Stinky, no.
304
00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,414
Listen up chump,
305
00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:08,715
you're gonna tell me
what I want to know,
306
00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:09,882
who put you up to this bullshit?
307
00:29:09,884 --> 00:29:11,451
I ain't saying nothing.
308
00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:14,787
Start talking.
309
00:29:14,789 --> 00:29:15,957
Start dying.
310
00:29:17,459 --> 00:29:18,491
Oh, you're gonna
fucking cut me huh?
311
00:29:18,493 --> 00:29:19,692
You cutting me?
312
00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:21,696
You gonna stab this guy?
313
00:29:27,402 --> 00:29:28,768
Go on.
314
00:29:28,770 --> 00:29:31,105
Go on, motherfucker stab me.
315
00:29:35,377 --> 00:29:36,843
They made me do it, Jimmy,
316
00:29:36,845 --> 00:29:38,978
they made me dress up
like a pizza delivery guy
317
00:29:38,980 --> 00:29:41,581
and deliver a pizza
that's really a Shoggoth
318
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:44,319
sent here to
assassinate you man.
319
00:29:47,956 --> 00:29:49,789
I'm gonna ask
you one more time,
320
00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:53,593
who put you up to this
diabolical bullshit?
321
00:29:53,595 --> 00:29:54,894
They'll kill me man,
322
00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:56,062
worse than kill me,
323
00:29:56,064 --> 00:29:58,097
I'm sworn to silence about this.
324
00:29:58,099 --> 00:30:00,199
So go ahead do your
worst Chevelle,
325
00:30:00,201 --> 00:30:01,934
because there's
nothing that you can do
326
00:30:01,936 --> 00:30:03,269
that would be worse
327
00:30:03,271 --> 00:30:05,171
than what the Knights
of Chaos would do to me
328
00:30:05,173 --> 00:30:09,344
if they found out that I
told you it was them that.
329
00:30:10,178 --> 00:30:11,012
Oh shit.
330
00:30:15,116 --> 00:30:16,683
Goddamn it.
331
00:30:16,685 --> 00:30:19,352
Not only did Danny
Tcho Tcho fail to waste
332
00:30:19,354 --> 00:30:23,222
Jimmy Chevelle, he
spilled his no good
333
00:30:23,224 --> 00:30:24,557
snitch ass guts
334
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,795
about this whole operation.
335
00:30:28,863 --> 00:30:29,864
Very well.
336
00:30:31,299 --> 00:30:34,300
Gentlemen it appears this
situation calls for a rather
337
00:30:34,302 --> 00:30:35,804
desperate measure.
338
00:30:37,005 --> 00:30:38,838
I'm afraid we're gonna
have to call in a favor
339
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,910
from our Fungoid
friends from Ayugof.
340
00:30:43,545 --> 00:30:45,812
Geeze boss, do we have to?
341
00:30:45,814 --> 00:30:49,416
Seems those fuckers
are weird man.
342
00:30:49,418 --> 00:30:50,683
They even freak me out
343
00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:53,187
and I'm a stone
cold super freak.
344
00:30:55,223 --> 00:30:56,658
No, it's fine...
345
00:31:28,022 --> 00:31:29,489
After defeating the Shogoff
346
00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:32,459
and interrogating the
evil pizza delivery guy,
347
00:31:32,461 --> 00:31:34,563
I realized I hand in fact
348
00:31:35,730 --> 00:31:38,364
uncovered indisputable
and undeniable evidence
349
00:31:38,366 --> 00:31:41,701
and proof that a
diabolical evil ass cult
350
00:31:41,703 --> 00:31:44,038
is operating in Camaroville.
351
00:31:45,239 --> 00:31:46,506
And if they are
not stopped soon,
352
00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:50,078
the whole city is going
to be totally funked.
353
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,746
Look Jimmy, I appreciate that
354
00:31:53,748 --> 00:31:56,983
you didn't use any swear
words in your report,
355
00:31:56,985 --> 00:32:00,753
but shit, man do you realize
what the fuck this means?
356
00:32:00,755 --> 00:32:03,623
What it means is that these
evil ass diabolical cultists
357
00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:06,125
are the same evil ass
diabolical cultists
358
00:32:06,127 --> 00:32:08,828
that wasted my partner
five years ago.
359
00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:12,198
It also means that you're
off of the case as of now.
360
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,934
Sorry Jimmy, but you're
just too close to it.
361
00:32:14,936 --> 00:32:17,338
Yeah, well so what if I am?
362
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,875
So you're off of the case.
363
00:32:22,777 --> 00:32:26,245
Look Chief, I swore that
if I ever got my hands
364
00:32:26,247 --> 00:32:28,447
on those rat salad sandwich
eating motherfuckers
365
00:32:28,449 --> 00:32:30,783
I would make them pay.
366
00:32:35,356 --> 00:32:36,956
Jimmy.
367
00:32:36,958 --> 00:32:37,792
Jimmy.
368
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,031
If I ever catch you
rat salad sandwich eating
369
00:32:45,033 --> 00:32:47,800
motherfuckers,
I'll make you pay.
370
00:32:47,802 --> 00:32:49,702
So if you want to
toss me off the case,
371
00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,303
then go right ahead,
372
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,772
but I'm gonna go
after them myself,
373
00:32:52,774 --> 00:32:54,106
and there's nothing
you can do to stop me,
374
00:32:54,108 --> 00:32:56,778
so just stay out of my way baby.
375
00:32:59,614 --> 00:33:02,749
♪ The Knights of Chaos
376
00:33:02,751 --> 00:33:06,254
♪ Came back to enslave us
377
00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:09,421
That's right, the
Knights of Chaos were back,
378
00:33:09,423 --> 00:33:13,595
and these motherfuckers
were the worst of the worst.
379
00:33:14,829 --> 00:33:17,463
They worship the so
called Great Old Ones,
380
00:33:17,465 --> 00:33:19,465
who were super fuckin'
powerful alien beings
381
00:33:19,467 --> 00:33:21,267
that came down from the stars
382
00:33:21,269 --> 00:33:22,769
millions years of ago.
383
00:33:22,771 --> 00:33:25,337
♪ Down from the stars
384
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:27,106
And this cult of
degenerate sons of bitches
385
00:33:27,108 --> 00:33:28,941
believed that when
the stars were right,
386
00:33:28,943 --> 00:33:30,643
these great old ones
387
00:33:30,645 --> 00:33:31,978
would rise up
388
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:32,981
and enslave,
389
00:33:34,115 --> 00:33:37,051
I can't believe this
motherfucker...
390
00:33:38,452 --> 00:33:41,320
♪ You've been enslaved
391
00:33:41,322 --> 00:33:42,889
♪ by the jungle juice baby
392
00:33:42,891 --> 00:33:46,993
What the fuck do you
think you're doing fool?
393
00:33:46,995 --> 00:33:50,697
Easy baby, I'm just a
little drunk on the funk.
394
00:33:50,699 --> 00:33:52,331
What does it look like
I'm doing here baby?
395
00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:56,504
Looks like you doing is
getting vomit on my ride sucker.
396
00:33:58,973 --> 00:34:00,975
Be cool baby, be cool.
397
00:34:20,595 --> 00:34:22,261
Don't you know
this neighborhood
398
00:34:22,263 --> 00:34:25,199
can be real dangerous
for the fuzz.
399
00:34:26,635 --> 00:34:27,969
Is that right?
400
00:34:29,437 --> 00:34:32,705
When are you gonna quit
working for the man Jimmy?
401
00:34:32,707 --> 00:34:35,543
When you gonna
quit doing crime?
402
00:34:42,516 --> 00:34:44,018
Get out of here.
403
00:34:54,462 --> 00:34:57,029
I had a dream last night Jimmy.
404
00:34:57,031 --> 00:34:58,965
I dreamed that me and you
405
00:34:58,967 --> 00:35:01,834
it was on a regular
kind of date.
406
00:35:01,836 --> 00:35:03,736
We were at the movies,
407
00:35:03,738 --> 00:35:07,406
you know eating
popcorn and stuff.
408
00:35:07,408 --> 00:35:09,041
The weird thing is,
409
00:35:09,043 --> 00:35:10,576
in this movie,
410
00:35:10,578 --> 00:35:12,444
the spirit of James Brown
411
00:35:12,446 --> 00:35:15,314
was rising from the grave
412
00:35:15,316 --> 00:35:17,283
to deliver vengeance and rath
413
00:35:17,285 --> 00:35:18,687
upon the unfunky.
414
00:35:21,322 --> 00:35:23,122
That's some heavy shit babe.
415
00:35:23,124 --> 00:35:24,125
I gotta cut.
416
00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:29,061
Be careful out there Jimmy.
417
00:35:57,258 --> 00:35:59,525
It says right here
in the Necronomicon
418
00:35:59,527 --> 00:36:01,393
that the elder sign
419
00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:03,362
is a five pointed star
420
00:36:03,364 --> 00:36:06,367
with the flaming
eye at it's center.
421
00:36:08,202 --> 00:36:09,235
Check this out.
422
00:36:09,237 --> 00:36:10,638
Is that a clue?
423
00:36:12,173 --> 00:36:15,176
It's like an upside
down elder sign.
424
00:36:16,711 --> 00:36:18,880
Okay, no matter what Jimmy
425
00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:21,247
you got to make sure that
426
00:36:21,249 --> 00:36:23,082
these diabolical cult forces
427
00:36:23,084 --> 00:36:27,553
never ever, ever get their
hands on the Necronomicon.
428
00:36:27,555 --> 00:36:28,487
Your damn right.
429
00:36:28,489 --> 00:36:29,421
Those elder sons of bitches
430
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:31,457
are up to some serious shit.
431
00:36:31,459 --> 00:36:34,226
What are we gonna do Jimmy?
432
00:36:34,228 --> 00:36:36,965
I can think of
a couple things.
433
00:36:51,712 --> 00:36:53,645
What the fuck is
a matter with you?
434
00:36:53,647 --> 00:36:54,881
Huh?
435
00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:56,082
I'm in there trying
to come up with a plan
436
00:36:56,084 --> 00:36:57,349
of how to keep the Earth
from being enslaved
437
00:36:57,351 --> 00:36:59,852
by fucked up creatures
from beyond and shit.
438
00:36:59,854 --> 00:37:01,053
How's a brother
supposed to concentrate
439
00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:03,422
with you out here
screaming like a bitch?
440
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,897
Don't make me beat your ass.
441
00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:11,730
I'm afraid that it is your ass
442
00:37:11,732 --> 00:37:13,299
that is about to get beat,
443
00:37:13,301 --> 00:37:14,633
Jimmy Chevelle.
444
00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:16,137
Fuckin' A right.
445
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:27,646
Do you even know what
we're gonna do to you?
446
00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,248
No, of course you don't
447
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:30,749
because you're puny
human intellect
448
00:37:30,751 --> 00:37:34,220
can't wrap itself around our
supreme interstellar evil.
449
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:43,896
Take it easy baby.
450
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,597
I got everything under control.
451
00:37:45,599 --> 00:37:47,800
I don't think you realize
what you're up against.
452
00:37:47,802 --> 00:37:49,301
These things are...
453
00:37:49,303 --> 00:37:50,970
Listen up momma cause I'm
only gonna say this once,
454
00:37:50,972 --> 00:37:52,671
I work for a very top secret
branch of the government
455
00:37:52,673 --> 00:37:54,206
that exists to do battle
with supernatural,
456
00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:55,474
diabolical occult forces
457
00:37:55,476 --> 00:37:58,646
that most people
don't even know exist.
458
00:38:03,084 --> 00:38:04,450
Now if you're cool with that,
459
00:38:04,452 --> 00:38:05,918
maybe later on you and
me can get it together,
460
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:07,019
but right now,
461
00:38:07,021 --> 00:38:08,289
I got business.
462
00:38:15,529 --> 00:38:18,998
You two bug ugly chumps
ready for your ass whoopin?
463
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,166
That's pretty tough talk
464
00:38:20,168 --> 00:38:21,767
for an inferior being
465
00:38:21,769 --> 00:38:24,103
that I'm about to make my bitch.
466
00:38:24,105 --> 00:38:25,471
That's right fool,
467
00:38:25,473 --> 00:38:27,006
we're going to
extract your brain
468
00:38:27,008 --> 00:38:28,274
from your scull
469
00:38:28,276 --> 00:38:30,709
and place it in a glass
sculpture at Sportcena,
470
00:38:30,711 --> 00:38:33,312
and ship it back across
the cold abyss of space
471
00:38:33,314 --> 00:38:34,881
to our world.
472
00:38:34,883 --> 00:38:37,716
The mothership
connection motherfucker.
473
00:38:37,718 --> 00:38:41,921
Yeah, and then we are going
to experiment on your mind.
474
00:38:46,527 --> 00:38:48,027
Experiment on
this motherfucker.
475
00:39:20,661 --> 00:39:21,961
Silly human,
476
00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:24,065
it's useless to struggle.
477
00:39:30,838 --> 00:39:31,672
Oh shit.
478
00:39:50,358 --> 00:39:52,458
The Necronomicon.
479
00:39:52,460 --> 00:39:56,895
At last, all the forbidden
knowledge of the bad era is mine.
480
00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,765
The obscene cosmic
secrets of time and space
481
00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:02,768
revealed then stripped naked
482
00:40:02,770 --> 00:40:04,205
for my very eyes.
483
00:40:05,439 --> 00:40:08,709
♪ Naked before my eyes
484
00:40:10,378 --> 00:40:13,579
♪ What's happening Jimmy
485
00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:17,318
♪ You thinkin' bout the past
486
00:40:20,488 --> 00:40:23,289
Promise me, that if
anything happens to me
487
00:40:23,291 --> 00:40:26,027
that you'll take
care of my baby.
488
00:40:27,395 --> 00:40:29,996
Ain't shit gonna
happen to you.
489
00:40:29,998 --> 00:40:32,298
Ain't shit gonna happen to you.
490
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,868
Ain't shit gonna happen to you.
491
00:40:40,474 --> 00:40:43,009
♪ Oh yeah
492
00:40:43,011 --> 00:40:43,944
Hey there
493
00:40:45,213 --> 00:40:46,047
foxy lady
494
00:40:47,515 --> 00:40:49,781
you're looking to purchase,
495
00:40:49,783 --> 00:40:52,751
score some illegal narcotics?
496
00:40:52,753 --> 00:40:54,655
Yeah, you know, dope.
497
00:40:57,125 --> 00:40:59,393
Are you squares for reals?
498
00:41:00,328 --> 00:41:01,329
Yeah baby,
499
00:41:02,563 --> 00:41:06,532
and we're definitely,
totally not the fuzz.
500
00:41:06,534 --> 00:41:07,833
Yeah, yeah.
501
00:41:07,835 --> 00:41:09,501
♪ We're not the fuzz
502
00:41:09,503 --> 00:41:11,970
♪ We're not the fuzz
503
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,906
♪ We're not the fuzz
504
00:41:14,908 --> 00:41:17,209
♪ We're not the fuzz
505
00:41:17,211 --> 00:41:20,281
♪ We're not the fuzz
506
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:24,750
After rescuing
another stone cold fox
507
00:41:24,752 --> 00:41:27,986
from the evil clutches
of the evil cult.
508
00:41:27,988 --> 00:41:29,821
I took her back
to my pad to meet
509
00:41:29,823 --> 00:41:32,624
my other stone cold foxes.
510
00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:34,695
We made sweet, sweet love
511
00:41:36,164 --> 00:41:39,365
and then I began training
them to be my own personal
512
00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:42,036
super foxy kung fu strike force.
513
00:41:44,772 --> 00:41:45,606
Solid.
514
00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:48,840
God dammit Chevelle,
515
00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:50,776
I thought I fucking
told you to stay away
516
00:41:50,778 --> 00:41:52,911
from this God damned case.
517
00:41:52,913 --> 00:41:53,812
And I told you Chief,
518
00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:55,881
I couldn't do that.
519
00:41:55,883 --> 00:41:57,416
Alright Jimmy,
520
00:41:57,418 --> 00:42:00,719
we'll play it your way for now.
521
00:42:00,721 --> 00:42:02,254
Right on.
522
00:42:02,256 --> 00:42:05,357
Hey Chief, I'm gonna need
some more silver bullets.
523
00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:06,858
Damn it Chevelle,
524
00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:10,796
do you have any idea how
much silver bullets cost.
525
00:42:10,798 --> 00:42:13,634
Probably less
than gold bullets.
526
00:42:15,203 --> 00:42:18,070
Very funny
Chevelle, very funny.
527
00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:19,438
But for your information,
528
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,841
they cost a lot of
fucking money, a lot.
529
00:42:22,843 --> 00:42:24,910
You shot that last
dude nine times,
530
00:42:24,912 --> 00:42:26,778
nine fucking times.
531
00:42:26,780 --> 00:42:30,549
I'm gonna need three,
maybe four more clips.
532
00:42:30,551 --> 00:42:32,951
Look, I can put in
a requisition request
533
00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:34,886
but it's gonna take a few days.
534
00:42:34,888 --> 00:42:36,588
Damn it Chief, I
don't have a few days.
535
00:42:36,590 --> 00:42:39,360
I think you're
gonna like this.
536
00:42:43,331 --> 00:42:45,264
Looks like an ordinary
asthma inhaler,
537
00:42:45,266 --> 00:42:49,501
but it fires a blast of
lethal face melting gas.
538
00:42:49,503 --> 00:42:51,004
What about this?
539
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:53,805
Looks like a normal phone.
540
00:42:53,807 --> 00:42:56,708
And it functions like
a normal phone too,
541
00:42:56,710 --> 00:42:59,211
and it's packed with
enough explosives
542
00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:01,813
to take out half a city block.
543
00:43:01,815 --> 00:43:02,650
Blammo.
544
00:43:03,784 --> 00:43:05,617
All you got to do is
enter a six digit code,
545
00:43:05,619 --> 00:43:06,454
36, 24,
546
00:43:08,356 --> 00:43:10,124
I can dig it Chief.
547
00:43:12,059 --> 00:43:14,228
And this is my favorite.
548
00:43:15,363 --> 00:43:17,496
A standard department
issued mag light,
549
00:43:17,498 --> 00:43:18,332
but watch.
550
00:43:31,445 --> 00:43:32,346
Right on.
551
00:43:36,116 --> 00:43:37,216
Hold on.
552
00:43:37,218 --> 00:43:38,952
This could be a clue.
553
00:43:40,854 --> 00:43:42,690
This Jimmy Chevelle?
554
00:43:44,858 --> 00:43:46,492
I'm the guy
555
00:43:46,494 --> 00:43:47,826
who is all about the shit
556
00:43:47,828 --> 00:43:50,462
you've been asking
all over town.
557
00:43:50,464 --> 00:43:52,564
♪ Loose lips on a
dirty little snitch
558
00:43:52,566 --> 00:43:54,566
alright I'll keep talking.
559
00:43:54,568 --> 00:43:56,134
Alright, come to the
old and smoke cannery.
560
00:43:56,136 --> 00:43:58,370
Come alone and don't
keep me waiting,
561
00:43:58,372 --> 00:44:00,672
cause I got a lot to say.
562
00:44:51,359 --> 00:44:53,459
Freeze motherfucker.
563
00:44:53,461 --> 00:44:54,993
Easy there,
564
00:44:54,995 --> 00:44:57,095
I'm the guy that phoned you.
565
00:44:57,097 --> 00:44:58,966
You know, on the phone.
566
00:45:03,070 --> 00:45:04,736
That's right.
567
00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:06,104
I know all about the shit
568
00:45:06,106 --> 00:45:09,074
you been asking all
over town about.
569
00:45:09,076 --> 00:45:12,480
I know a lot of shit
about a lot of shit.
570
00:45:15,749 --> 00:45:17,249
Dig it.
571
00:45:17,251 --> 00:45:20,286
It all started the night
Daddy Rolling Stone died.
572
00:45:20,288 --> 00:45:21,853
Now as everybody knows,
573
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,322
Daddy Rolling Stone
574
00:45:23,324 --> 00:45:27,058
was a deadly serious stone
cold mack of legendary status.
575
00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:29,795
And I was his bodyguard,
personal assistant,
576
00:45:29,797 --> 00:45:32,800
and righteous right
hand motherfuck.
577
00:45:48,982 --> 00:45:49,915
Gentlemen,
578
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:51,149
I'm sure you're wondering
579
00:45:51,151 --> 00:45:53,887
why I called you
here this evening.
580
00:45:54,822 --> 00:45:55,787
Shit yeah we're wondering,
581
00:45:55,789 --> 00:45:57,923
we're hella wondering, man.
582
00:45:57,925 --> 00:45:59,891
Shut the fuck up.
583
00:45:59,893 --> 00:46:01,460
You are here
because you control
584
00:46:01,462 --> 00:46:03,529
the major sources
of prostitution
585
00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:05,731
in east Camaroville.
586
00:46:05,733 --> 00:46:07,265
And from now on,
587
00:46:07,267 --> 00:46:09,370
you'll be working for me.
588
00:46:11,472 --> 00:46:13,038
Like hell I will.
589
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,040
The fuck make think you
just roll up in town
590
00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,908
and take over my shit?
591
00:46:16,910 --> 00:46:18,744
I'm glad you asked.
592
00:46:18,746 --> 00:46:21,613
You see we've spent
the last five years
593
00:46:21,615 --> 00:46:23,048
waiting for the moment
594
00:46:23,050 --> 00:46:26,051
when the stars would be right.
595
00:46:26,053 --> 00:46:27,653
And also completely renovating
596
00:46:27,655 --> 00:46:30,221
and redecorating our lair.
597
00:46:30,223 --> 00:46:33,191
And now, the moment
of our unholy destiny
598
00:46:33,193 --> 00:46:34,862
is at the threshold.
599
00:46:40,033 --> 00:46:41,101
Check it out.
600
00:46:44,572 --> 00:46:47,140
♪ Check it out
601
00:46:49,543 --> 00:46:52,077
♪ Oh yeah baby
602
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:55,814
Soon, her transformation
will be complete.
603
00:46:55,816 --> 00:46:59,485
Soon, her destiny
will be fulfilled.
604
00:46:59,487 --> 00:47:02,187
Soon, she will be born again
605
00:47:02,189 --> 00:47:04,191
as the bride of Cthulhu.
606
00:47:07,094 --> 00:47:09,530
♪ Born again
607
00:47:10,531 --> 00:47:13,434
♪ Bride of Cthulhu
608
00:47:14,935 --> 00:47:16,402
Is that right?
609
00:47:16,404 --> 00:47:19,838
Well I don't make deals with
devil worshiping motherfuckers.
610
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,206
And I sure don't make deals with
611
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:22,273
devil worshiping motherfuckers
612
00:47:22,275 --> 00:47:24,943
that's crazy motherfuckers.
613
00:47:24,945 --> 00:47:27,879
Even if I did make deals with
devil worshiping motherfuckers
614
00:47:27,881 --> 00:47:29,448
that's crazy motherfuckers,
615
00:47:29,450 --> 00:47:32,451
I wouldn't fuck with your ass.
616
00:47:32,453 --> 00:47:34,853
You motherfuckers
creep me the fuck out.
617
00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:03,415
It seems we have an
opportunity available.
618
00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:05,083
How would you feel
about being in charge
619
00:48:05,085 --> 00:48:07,218
of our prostitution operations
620
00:48:07,220 --> 00:48:08,622
on the east side?
621
00:48:12,993 --> 00:48:16,762
Yeah, yeah
622
00:48:16,764 --> 00:48:17,765
Far out man.
623
00:48:18,932 --> 00:48:21,066
Yeah, let's get
down to business.
624
00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:22,901
First there is a small matter
625
00:48:22,903 --> 00:48:24,472
of your initiation.
626
00:48:26,874 --> 00:48:28,139
Maybe I can dig,
627
00:48:28,141 --> 00:48:31,843
you want me to prove
my loyalty and shit,
628
00:48:31,845 --> 00:48:34,446
yeah, you want me to go out
and shank some motherfucker,
629
00:48:34,448 --> 00:48:35,449
maybe maybe.
630
00:48:39,086 --> 00:48:42,220
The initiation rites of
the esoteric Knights of Chaos
631
00:48:42,222 --> 00:48:44,222
have been passed down in secrecy
632
00:48:44,224 --> 00:48:46,059
through the centuries.
633
00:48:47,127 --> 00:48:48,426
Right on man,
634
00:48:48,428 --> 00:48:49,828
yeah, whatever you, just,
635
00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:51,499
what do I got to do?
636
00:48:53,066 --> 00:48:54,399
You are to disrobe
637
00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:56,835
and recline in a casket,
638
00:48:56,837 --> 00:48:59,538
and then at the
stroke of midnight,
639
00:48:59,540 --> 00:49:01,072
the rest of us gather
640
00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,243
and spill our seed on you.
641
00:49:05,679 --> 00:49:08,246
You want me to
get buck ass naked
642
00:49:08,248 --> 00:49:09,848
in a fucking coffin
643
00:49:09,850 --> 00:49:12,352
while you guys jack off on me?
644
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:15,621
You know what I just realized
645
00:49:15,623 --> 00:49:18,256
I got some very serious
pimping business
646
00:49:18,258 --> 00:49:19,660
to attend to, so,
647
00:49:20,728 --> 00:49:21,629
I gotta go.
648
00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,196
That's when I hauled
ass out of there
649
00:49:25,198 --> 00:49:27,198
and I been on the
run ever since.
650
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,867
Man I been hounded
by unstoppable,
651
00:49:28,869 --> 00:49:32,070
diabolical forces that
want to jack off on me.
652
00:49:32,072 --> 00:49:33,338
And nothing can stop them Jimmy.
653
00:49:33,340 --> 00:49:35,175
Nothing can stop them.
654
00:49:36,343 --> 00:49:38,544
Sounds like you got
a serious problem.
655
00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:39,778
You don't understand man,
656
00:49:39,780 --> 00:49:41,947
the whole city's got
a serious problem.
657
00:49:41,949 --> 00:49:44,082
Man these perverts already see
658
00:49:44,084 --> 00:49:45,851
is who holds the ball of
poonanny in this town,
659
00:49:45,853 --> 00:49:47,485
and after tonight,
660
00:49:47,487 --> 00:49:51,592
they gonna control the
goddamned dope market too.
661
00:49:58,365 --> 00:49:59,731
Nice story.
662
00:49:59,733 --> 00:50:02,300
I wonder how much of it is true.
663
00:50:02,302 --> 00:50:03,571
Who the fuck?
664
00:50:04,504 --> 00:50:06,339
You been following me?
665
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,340
Who are you?
666
00:50:09,342 --> 00:50:10,542
What the hell are
you doing here huh?
667
00:50:10,544 --> 00:50:11,810
Why the fuck you been
following me, huh?
668
00:50:11,812 --> 00:50:13,545
Huh, why the fuck
you following me?
669
00:50:13,547 --> 00:50:15,614
You better start giving
me some answers bitch,
670
00:50:15,616 --> 00:50:16,481
or I will...
671
00:50:16,483 --> 00:50:17,317
Oh god.
672
00:50:21,154 --> 00:50:23,657
How do you like that answer?
673
00:50:24,958 --> 00:50:25,959
Or that one?
674
00:50:29,362 --> 00:50:32,365
Maybe you were
wondering about this.
675
00:50:34,401 --> 00:50:35,667
Now,
676
00:50:35,669 --> 00:50:38,570
got any more questions
for me, bitch?
677
00:50:38,572 --> 00:50:41,575
No, I think I'm
good on questions.
678
00:50:42,943 --> 00:50:46,645
Man you're lucky
she didn't cut you.
679
00:50:49,016 --> 00:50:50,716
What the shit was that?
680
00:50:50,718 --> 00:50:52,017
Oh man, probably some
of them unstoppable,
681
00:50:52,019 --> 00:50:54,753
diabolical forces that
have been hounding me.
682
00:50:54,755 --> 00:50:57,758
Don't let them jack
off on me Jimmy.
683
00:50:58,558 --> 00:51:00,258
Well, well, well,
684
00:51:00,260 --> 00:51:02,227
what do we have here?
685
00:51:02,229 --> 00:51:06,732
The fuzz, the snitch,
and the Maldonado bitch.
686
00:51:06,734 --> 00:51:09,267
Looks like I'm gonna take care
of three problems at once.
687
00:51:09,269 --> 00:51:12,270
Get out of here
you creepy fuck.
688
00:51:12,272 --> 00:51:14,172
What if I don't want to?
689
00:51:17,344 --> 00:51:19,645
Is that the sound of what
I think that's the sound of?
690
00:51:19,647 --> 00:51:20,912
That's right Jon,
691
00:51:20,914 --> 00:51:22,781
that's the motherfuckin hound
692
00:51:22,783 --> 00:51:25,118
of the motherfuckin Tinelos.
693
00:53:26,539 --> 00:53:28,375
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
694
00:53:34,915 --> 00:53:36,016
Jimmy, Jimmy.
695
00:53:37,217 --> 00:53:38,385
Jimmy, oh god.
696
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:41,855
Got to stop them man.
697
00:53:43,056 --> 00:53:44,322
Oh shit man,
698
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:45,125
like a
699
00:53:47,594 --> 00:53:49,795
unstoppable, unspeakable,
700
00:53:49,797 --> 00:53:51,262
demon goddesses
701
00:53:51,264 --> 00:53:55,366
is gonna devour the souls
of every motherfucker
702
00:53:55,368 --> 00:53:56,603
in Camaroville.
703
00:53:58,772 --> 00:54:01,272
You got to stop them,
704
00:54:01,274 --> 00:54:02,109
Jimmy.
705
00:54:12,085 --> 00:54:13,584
And Jimmy,
706
00:54:13,586 --> 00:54:14,487
thanks man.
707
00:54:15,655 --> 00:54:19,192
Thanks for not letting
them jack off on me.
708
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,659
You got the stuff?
709
00:54:54,661 --> 00:54:56,394
Yeah we got the stuff.
710
00:54:56,396 --> 00:54:57,495
Where's the bread?
711
00:54:57,497 --> 00:54:58,265
Yeah.
712
00:55:09,676 --> 00:55:11,242
50 large.
713
00:55:11,244 --> 00:55:12,410
Five keys,
714
00:55:12,412 --> 00:55:14,414
uncut black lotus opium.
715
00:55:22,589 --> 00:55:24,491
Freeze motherfuckers!
716
00:55:26,093 --> 00:55:26,992
Whoa there,
717
00:55:26,994 --> 00:55:29,094
take it easy homie.
718
00:55:29,096 --> 00:55:30,830
Yeah, be chill dog.
719
00:55:31,999 --> 00:55:33,531
Yeah, super chill.
720
00:55:43,676 --> 00:55:46,577
Shit baby, why you got
to be so cold blooded?
721
00:55:46,579 --> 00:55:50,750
I'm getting real tired
of your stupid face amigo.
722
00:55:51,618 --> 00:55:53,218
I'm not your amigo chump.
723
00:55:53,220 --> 00:55:55,320
Who you calling chump fool?
724
00:55:55,322 --> 00:55:57,255
I'm calling you
a chump, chump.
725
00:55:57,257 --> 00:55:58,756
And after I kick your chump ass,
726
00:55:58,758 --> 00:56:00,992
I'm gonna put a stop to
your whole chump ass cult.
727
00:56:00,994 --> 00:56:02,360
How you like the sound of that?
728
00:56:02,362 --> 00:56:03,194
Chump.
729
00:56:07,935 --> 00:56:09,200
Well I don't know
730
00:56:09,202 --> 00:56:12,205
but how you like the
sound of this hesse?
731
00:56:17,110 --> 00:56:18,776
Oh smooth song.
732
00:56:18,778 --> 00:56:20,411
Oh it sounds good right.
733
00:56:20,413 --> 00:56:23,381
Oh I hate this
new hip hop music.
734
00:56:23,383 --> 00:56:24,916
Turn it up.
735
00:56:24,918 --> 00:56:27,087
Uh oh, you in trouble now.
736
00:56:28,755 --> 00:56:31,689
Shit baby, that
ain't no normal beat.
737
00:56:31,691 --> 00:56:32,857
That's some backwards chanting,
738
00:56:32,859 --> 00:56:34,792
monster summoning bullshit.
739
00:56:34,794 --> 00:56:35,628
What?
740
00:56:58,551 --> 00:57:01,286
Whoa, whoa, whoa amigo.
741
00:57:01,288 --> 00:57:02,355
Check it out.
742
00:57:05,792 --> 00:57:06,924
The girl in the leather,
743
00:57:06,926 --> 00:57:08,793
watch as she's
getting fucked up now.
744
00:57:08,795 --> 00:57:10,297
How you like that.
745
00:57:13,133 --> 00:57:14,701
You like that shit?
746
00:58:57,036 --> 00:58:58,002
Get your fuckin hands
where I can see them
747
00:58:58,004 --> 00:58:59,237
and don't make any sudden moves.
748
00:58:59,239 --> 00:59:00,071
Yeah.
749
00:59:00,073 --> 00:59:01,439
Whoa, easy now.
750
00:59:01,441 --> 00:59:03,040
You don't know who
you're dealing with.
751
00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:04,742
I work for a very top secret
branch of the government
752
00:59:04,744 --> 00:59:06,477
that exists to do battle
with supernatural,
753
00:59:06,479 --> 00:59:08,045
diabolical occult forces
754
00:59:08,047 --> 00:59:11,284
that most people
don't even know exist.
755
00:59:15,788 --> 00:59:16,723
So do we.
756
00:59:17,824 --> 00:59:19,124
Dammit Jimmy.
757
00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:21,859
Do you even care how
badly you fucked up?
758
00:59:21,861 --> 00:59:24,295
Do you realize that
Detectives Riggs and Manatucci
759
00:59:24,297 --> 00:59:27,765
have been involved in an
ongoing, undercover investigation
760
00:59:27,767 --> 00:59:29,869
for the last nine months.
761
00:59:31,070 --> 00:59:32,937
I didn't want to have to do this
762
00:59:32,939 --> 00:59:35,973
but you've given
me no choice Jimmy.
763
00:59:35,975 --> 00:59:38,245
Give me your badge and gun.
764
00:59:39,112 --> 00:59:40,911
Hold it there Chief.
765
00:59:40,913 --> 00:59:42,813
We need him on this case.
766
00:59:42,815 --> 00:59:44,182
Five years ago,
767
00:59:44,184 --> 00:59:46,050
you and your partner
stamped out this cult
768
00:59:46,052 --> 00:59:47,585
of degenerate psychopaths
769
00:59:47,587 --> 00:59:49,254
dedicated to the great old ones
770
00:59:49,256 --> 00:59:50,955
who lived ages before mankind.
771
00:59:50,957 --> 00:59:52,357
That's right.
772
00:59:52,359 --> 00:59:54,225
Why don't you tell me
something I don't already know.
773
00:59:54,227 --> 00:59:55,860
Like I don't know,
774
00:59:55,862 --> 00:59:57,295
why are you two dealing
black lotus opium
775
00:59:57,297 --> 00:59:59,464
to dangerous cultists?
776
00:59:59,466 --> 01:00:01,732
Because smart guy,
777
01:00:01,734 --> 01:00:03,303
we were undercover.
778
01:00:05,872 --> 01:00:06,706
Duh.
779
01:00:10,777 --> 01:00:12,343
Well thanks for
clearing that up.
780
01:00:12,345 --> 01:00:13,511
Now if you'll excuse me,
781
01:00:13,513 --> 01:00:16,015
I've got some real work to do.
782
01:00:17,217 --> 01:00:19,417
Agent Chevelle,
783
01:00:19,419 --> 01:00:21,886
you've dealt with
these fuckers before,
784
01:00:21,888 --> 01:00:23,254
you have first hand experience
785
01:00:23,256 --> 01:00:25,723
of what we're dealing with.
786
01:00:25,725 --> 01:00:27,059
We need you man.
787
01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:30,029
Yeah.
788
01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:35,433
I'm sorry, I don't
work with chumps.
789
01:00:35,435 --> 01:00:36,601
God dammit Chevelle,
790
01:00:36,603 --> 01:00:38,135
you play ball here
791
01:00:38,137 --> 01:00:40,271
or you're out of
the fucking game.
792
01:00:40,273 --> 01:00:41,506
You know what Chief,
793
01:00:41,508 --> 01:00:43,908
I told you I was gonna
do things my way,
794
01:00:43,910 --> 01:00:46,311
the Jimmy Chevelle way.
795
01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:48,981
So just stay out of my way baby.
796
01:00:51,017 --> 01:00:54,385
♪ Jimmy quit the police
797
01:00:54,387 --> 01:00:57,857
♪ Gonna do things his way
798
01:01:19,178 --> 01:01:21,113
Freeze motherfuckers!
799
01:01:24,851 --> 01:01:28,152
Well, we've been
anticipating your arrival.
800
01:01:28,154 --> 01:01:30,255
Yeah, well I hope
you've been anticipating
801
01:01:30,257 --> 01:01:31,456
this stone cold ass beating
802
01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:35,159
I'm about to lay
down on you sucker.
803
01:02:06,025 --> 01:02:06,924
You my friend
804
01:02:06,926 --> 01:02:08,493
are a fleeting annoyance
805
01:02:08,495 --> 01:02:11,498
will be brushed
aside and forgotten.
806
01:02:22,275 --> 01:02:23,908
However you my dear
807
01:02:23,910 --> 01:02:26,277
are another matter entirely.
808
01:02:26,279 --> 01:02:28,214
Indeed your destiny...
809
01:02:37,924 --> 01:02:42,094
As I was saying, your destiny
is much more interesting.
810
01:02:46,032 --> 01:02:48,566
And it begins with a baptism
811
01:02:48,568 --> 01:02:51,170
in the Eldredge flames of mass.
812
01:02:58,010 --> 01:02:58,811
Jimmy.
813
01:02:59,712 --> 01:03:00,947
Jimmy, help me.
814
01:03:02,549 --> 01:03:03,716
Help me Jimmy.
815
01:03:09,422 --> 01:03:10,590
Help me Jimmy.
816
01:03:11,591 --> 01:03:12,425
Jimmy.
817
01:03:22,435 --> 01:03:23,368
Jimmy I can feel it,
818
01:03:23,370 --> 01:03:25,037
it's eating my soul.
819
01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:41,486
♪ What's your next move Jimmy
820
01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:43,988
♪ What's it gonna be
821
01:03:43,990 --> 01:03:46,357
I wasn't sure what
my next move was gonna be.
822
01:03:46,359 --> 01:03:47,825
But I had a feeling
it was gonna involve
823
01:03:47,827 --> 01:03:49,059
a super foxy chick
824
01:03:49,061 --> 01:03:50,595
with access to an ass load
825
01:03:50,597 --> 01:03:52,196
of black market firearms
826
01:03:52,198 --> 01:03:53,433
and explosives.
827
01:03:54,767 --> 01:03:56,033
But look,
828
01:03:56,035 --> 01:03:57,234
it's really simple,
829
01:03:57,236 --> 01:03:59,404
you either have my guns
830
01:03:59,406 --> 01:04:02,241
or you don't have
my fucking guns,
831
01:04:03,410 --> 01:04:04,243
comprende?
832
01:04:09,015 --> 01:04:09,880
You want me,
833
01:04:09,882 --> 01:04:12,016
we should go over there?
834
01:04:12,018 --> 01:04:14,286
What do you think genius?
835
01:04:37,243 --> 01:04:39,309
Just the chick
I was looking for.
836
01:04:39,311 --> 01:04:41,479
What say you and me
get down to business.
837
01:04:41,481 --> 01:04:43,113
And when I say business,
838
01:04:43,115 --> 01:04:45,718
what I really mean is pleasure.
839
01:04:46,653 --> 01:04:48,553
Don't jive me sucker.
840
01:04:48,555 --> 01:04:51,121
We both know that you
and I can't get together
841
01:04:51,123 --> 01:04:53,424
as long as I'm a criminal
842
01:04:53,426 --> 01:04:54,861
and you're a cop.
843
01:04:56,195 --> 01:04:57,895
I ain't a cop no more,
844
01:04:57,897 --> 01:05:00,264
cause I quit being a cop.
845
01:05:00,266 --> 01:05:01,167
Right on.
846
01:05:02,334 --> 01:05:03,868
I was wondering
when you was gonna
847
01:05:03,870 --> 01:05:04,704
wise up.
848
01:05:07,173 --> 01:05:09,008
I need a favor baby.
849
01:05:14,013 --> 01:05:15,680
Gentlemen,
850
01:05:15,682 --> 01:05:18,215
as you know, we
have taken control
851
01:05:18,217 --> 01:05:22,753
of the major sources of marijuana
coming into Camaroville.
852
01:05:22,755 --> 01:05:24,855
And with just a few grains
853
01:05:24,857 --> 01:05:27,291
of this black lotus opium,
854
01:05:27,293 --> 01:05:28,893
that ordinary reefer
855
01:05:28,895 --> 01:05:32,129
is transformed into
a potent psychotropic
856
01:05:32,131 --> 01:05:36,033
that not only effects the
central nervous system,
857
01:05:36,035 --> 01:05:39,138
it permanently alters
brain function.
858
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,941
I call this powerful new blend
859
01:05:43,943 --> 01:05:45,678
the Necronomichronic.
860
01:05:46,879 --> 01:05:50,214
♪ Necronomichronic baby
861
01:05:50,216 --> 01:05:53,684
And even now it is
being distributed
862
01:05:53,686 --> 01:05:54,985
throughout the city
863
01:05:54,987 --> 01:05:57,688
where it will not only
speed the metamorphosis
864
01:05:57,690 --> 01:05:58,989
of the masses,
865
01:05:58,991 --> 01:06:01,425
but prepare them
to be enslaved by
866
01:06:01,427 --> 01:06:03,029
the great old ones.
867
01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:06,497
Can you dig it?
868
01:06:06,499 --> 01:06:08,933
♪ Well, can you dig it?
869
01:06:08,935 --> 01:06:10,200
Yeah, sure boss,
870
01:06:10,202 --> 01:06:12,503
but does this Necronomichronic
871
01:06:12,505 --> 01:06:15,606
still get you high
like regular weed?
872
01:06:15,608 --> 01:06:17,343
Oh I should say so.
873
01:06:18,745 --> 01:06:22,312
♪ It will get you high
874
01:06:22,314 --> 01:06:25,752
♪ Like regular weed will
875
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:28,252
Nobody fucking move,
876
01:06:28,254 --> 01:06:30,256
you're all under arrest.
877
01:06:33,526 --> 01:06:34,959
That's right mister,
878
01:06:34,961 --> 01:06:36,426
your days of trying to
enslave the Earth are over.
879
01:06:36,428 --> 01:06:40,497
Yeah, we're bringing your
crumby asses to justice.
880
01:06:40,499 --> 01:06:43,968
Oh yes, the forces of justice.
881
01:06:43,970 --> 01:06:46,238
How good of you to join us.
882
01:06:47,273 --> 01:06:49,139
Indeed this saves me the trouble
883
01:06:49,141 --> 01:06:51,310
of having to send for you.
884
01:07:11,931 --> 01:07:14,064
You want me to
stab her now boss?
885
01:07:14,066 --> 01:07:15,299
Not yet.
886
01:07:15,301 --> 01:07:18,502
She can still be of further use.
887
01:07:18,504 --> 01:07:21,739
♪ Gonna turn that woman
888
01:07:21,741 --> 01:07:25,576
♪ The chief of police,
889
01:07:25,578 --> 01:07:29,279
♪ Into a dope smoker
890
01:07:29,281 --> 01:07:31,849
♪ To make her work for me
891
01:07:31,851 --> 01:07:33,450
You evil son of a bitch,
892
01:07:33,452 --> 01:07:37,321
you ain't gonna turn me into
a goddamned dope smoker.
893
01:07:37,323 --> 01:07:39,892
Oh, I'm afraid I must insist.
894
01:08:09,488 --> 01:08:10,322
Far out.
895
01:08:53,800 --> 01:08:54,701
Hi daddy.
896
01:09:05,978 --> 01:09:09,680
What the hell are you
doing bring a cop in here?
897
01:09:09,682 --> 01:09:12,351
This is my night off sweetheart.
898
01:09:13,185 --> 01:09:14,719
And you know damn well
899
01:09:14,721 --> 01:09:15,652
on daddy's night off he likes to
900
01:09:15,654 --> 01:09:17,990
enjoy some amateur strippers
901
01:09:19,191 --> 01:09:21,158
and not be hassled by the fuzz.
902
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:23,493
But daddy he's
not a cop anymore.
903
01:09:23,495 --> 01:09:24,829
That's right.
904
01:09:24,831 --> 01:09:26,663
I'm not a cop no more.
905
01:09:26,665 --> 01:09:28,768
Cause I quit being a cop.
906
01:09:32,705 --> 01:09:33,670
Please daddy.
907
01:09:33,672 --> 01:09:35,706
Alright, alright, alright,
908
01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:38,210
let's hear what he has to say.
909
01:09:39,378 --> 01:09:40,179
Dig it.
910
01:09:41,380 --> 01:09:42,780
We both know that
there's some diabolical,
911
01:09:42,782 --> 01:09:44,114
occult basters out there
912
01:09:44,116 --> 01:09:46,717
that have taken
over Camaroville.
913
01:09:46,719 --> 01:09:48,218
Now sooner or later,
914
01:09:48,220 --> 01:09:50,921
you're either gonna be forced
to join up with these guys,
915
01:09:50,923 --> 01:09:52,256
or get out of business.
916
01:09:52,258 --> 01:09:53,092
Maybe,
917
01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:55,025
just maybe.
918
01:09:55,027 --> 01:09:56,260
What's your point?
919
01:09:56,262 --> 01:09:57,728
My point is
920
01:09:57,730 --> 01:09:59,629
I can deal with them,
921
01:09:59,631 --> 01:10:01,367
but I need some help.
922
01:10:02,634 --> 01:10:04,101
So just speaking
hypothetically,
923
01:10:04,103 --> 01:10:05,936
if I was gonna give
you a little help,
924
01:10:05,938 --> 01:10:07,738
what are you looking for?
925
01:10:07,740 --> 01:10:11,041
I'm thinking maybe 200
pounds of plastic explosives
926
01:10:11,043 --> 01:10:12,142
will do the trick.
927
01:10:18,851 --> 01:10:20,985
Yeah, we can do that.
928
01:10:20,987 --> 01:10:22,619
Why don't you come around
early tomorrow morning,
929
01:10:22,621 --> 01:10:24,488
we'll make it happen.
930
01:10:24,490 --> 01:10:26,690
I need this shit tonight.
931
01:10:26,692 --> 01:10:28,392
Alright, alright.
932
01:10:28,394 --> 01:10:30,360
Grouch, take Taco
Donnie on my car,
933
01:10:30,362 --> 01:10:33,230
go get the shit
and bring it back.
934
01:10:33,232 --> 01:10:35,966
No, no, no, that won't work.
935
01:10:35,968 --> 01:10:37,236
Why not boss?
936
01:10:38,570 --> 01:10:42,241
Because we took a
fucking cab here genius.
937
01:10:43,142 --> 01:10:44,408
Listen, listen,
938
01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:45,943
why don't you and
Taco Donnie take
939
01:10:45,945 --> 01:10:47,978
his car and go get the
shit and bring it back.
940
01:10:47,980 --> 01:10:49,713
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
941
01:10:49,715 --> 01:10:51,982
Neither one of these
clowns is driving my car.
942
01:10:51,984 --> 01:10:52,885
I'll drive.
943
01:10:53,886 --> 01:10:55,219
No.
944
01:10:55,221 --> 01:10:56,086
No way.
945
01:10:56,088 --> 01:10:57,421
No way.
946
01:10:57,423 --> 01:10:59,323
I don't want the fuzz,
947
01:10:59,325 --> 01:11:03,360
or the ex fuzz to know
where my stash is.
948
01:11:03,362 --> 01:11:05,362
And I'm not letting
those idiots drive my car.
949
01:11:05,364 --> 01:11:09,535
So we're gonna have to figure
something else out here, okay.
950
01:11:11,838 --> 01:11:13,239
I have an idea.
951
01:11:17,576 --> 01:11:19,043
This is some pretty
fucked up shit,
952
01:11:19,045 --> 01:11:20,277
you know that right.
953
01:11:20,279 --> 01:11:21,511
I don't see what
the big deal is.
954
01:11:21,513 --> 01:11:24,248
Everything is going to be fine.
955
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,751
Oh it better be.
956
01:11:32,391 --> 01:11:34,224
You be super fuckin'
careful you hear me.
957
01:11:34,226 --> 01:11:35,394
Don't worry.
958
01:11:41,834 --> 01:11:44,937
And don't be
fuckin' with my radio.
959
01:12:20,272 --> 01:12:21,773
Right here baby.
960
01:13:05,451 --> 01:13:06,785
Look out boss.
961
01:13:26,605 --> 01:13:27,873
Do something.
962
01:13:37,849 --> 01:13:39,649
Get out of my way
you son of a bitch.
963
01:14:04,776 --> 01:14:07,011
Take 'em out boy,
964
01:14:07,013 --> 01:14:08,847
acid shooting titties.
965
01:14:11,483 --> 01:14:13,419
Who would have figured.
966
01:14:26,165 --> 01:14:28,565
Drop the weapon Chevelle.
967
01:14:28,567 --> 01:14:29,799
Fuck you Chief.
968
01:14:29,801 --> 01:14:31,435
You're not the
chief of me no more.
969
01:14:41,413 --> 01:14:42,346
The old ones were,
970
01:14:42,348 --> 01:14:43,280
the old ones are,
971
01:14:43,282 --> 01:14:46,016
and the old ones shall be.
972
01:14:46,018 --> 01:14:47,884
We who speed their return
973
01:14:47,886 --> 01:14:51,455
shall be blessed
with divine madness,
974
01:14:51,457 --> 01:14:54,191
while the rest of you
shall be as dancing whores
975
01:14:54,193 --> 01:14:57,196
existing only to
amuse your masters.
976
01:14:58,364 --> 01:14:59,165
Amuse?
977
01:15:00,332 --> 01:15:03,667
I'm gonna be real
fucking amusing.
978
01:15:12,711 --> 01:15:13,545
Shit.
979
01:15:32,598 --> 01:15:34,064
How 'bout that?
980
01:15:34,066 --> 01:15:36,233
Was that amusing enough for you.
981
01:15:36,235 --> 01:15:38,368
You're too late.
982
01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:41,705
When the great
old ones get back,
983
01:15:41,707 --> 01:15:44,143
you are gonna be sorry Jimmy.
984
01:15:50,249 --> 01:15:51,083
Shut up.
985
01:15:55,154 --> 01:15:58,524
Give me back my badge
you headless bitch.
986
01:16:16,275 --> 01:16:19,343
And so once again we
meet Jimmy Chevelle.
987
01:16:19,345 --> 01:16:22,312
Once again you dare
stand in the way of my
988
01:16:22,314 --> 01:16:23,549
unholy destiny.
989
01:16:24,883 --> 01:16:27,386
And once again, you will fail.
990
01:16:37,095 --> 01:16:38,928
The stars are right.
991
01:16:38,930 --> 01:16:40,630
The time is now.
992
01:16:40,632 --> 01:16:42,301
Nothing can stop us.
993
01:17:26,312 --> 01:17:28,712
You thought I
died in the fire.
994
01:17:28,714 --> 01:17:31,080
But you were wrong.
995
01:17:31,082 --> 01:17:32,184
I was reborn.
996
01:17:33,552 --> 01:17:34,386
No.
997
01:17:35,587 --> 01:17:36,422
No.
998
01:17:38,524 --> 01:17:39,789
We're supposed to
do battle against
999
01:17:39,791 --> 01:17:41,558
supernatural,
diabolical occult forces
1000
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:45,295
that most people
don't even know exist.
1001
01:17:45,297 --> 01:17:46,632
We were wrong.
1002
01:17:47,899 --> 01:17:51,201
Humanity is nothing but
an insignificant speck
1003
01:17:51,203 --> 01:17:54,005
in the eyes of the
great old ones.
1004
01:17:55,474 --> 01:17:57,807
We were partners.
1005
01:17:57,809 --> 01:18:00,111
And we can be again Jimmy.
1006
01:18:01,713 --> 01:18:02,548
But.
1007
01:18:04,115 --> 01:18:05,451
Join us Jimmy.
1008
01:18:14,626 --> 01:18:15,461
No.
1009
01:18:17,696 --> 01:18:18,895
I got to keep doing battle
1010
01:18:18,897 --> 01:18:20,430
against supernatural
diabolical occult forces
1011
01:18:20,432 --> 01:18:22,532
most people don't
even know exist.
1012
01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:13,585
♪ Jimmy
1013
01:19:16,655 --> 01:19:19,491
♪ Your ex is evil
1014
01:19:24,095 --> 01:19:28,266
♪ You shouldn't get with
those kinds of people
1015
01:19:43,181 --> 01:19:45,315
The old ones were,
1016
01:19:45,317 --> 01:19:47,250
the old ones are,
1017
01:19:47,252 --> 01:19:49,421
and the old ones shall be.
1018
01:19:50,489 --> 01:19:52,789
Not in places we know,
1019
01:19:52,791 --> 01:19:54,391
but between them.
1020
01:19:54,393 --> 01:19:56,562
The walk serene and primal
1021
01:19:57,596 --> 01:19:59,396
undimensioned,
1022
01:19:59,398 --> 01:20:00,832
and to us unseen.
1023
01:20:27,759 --> 01:20:30,095
Behold the bride of Cthulhu.
1024
01:20:48,447 --> 01:20:50,348
Freeze motherfuckers.
1025
01:20:54,586 --> 01:20:55,885
Solid.
1026
01:20:55,887 --> 01:20:57,153
Take it easy baby.
1027
01:20:57,155 --> 01:20:58,722
We got everything under control.
1028
01:20:58,724 --> 01:21:00,390
That's right we're
a foxy strike force
1029
01:21:00,392 --> 01:21:01,525
of deadly foxes
1030
01:21:01,527 --> 01:21:02,726
dedicated to doing battle
1031
01:21:02,728 --> 01:21:06,195
with supernatural
diabolical occult forces
1032
01:21:06,197 --> 01:21:08,765
that most people
don't even know exist.
1033
01:21:08,767 --> 01:21:10,033
And if you're cool with that,
1034
01:21:10,035 --> 01:21:11,501
then maybe later we
could get together.
1035
01:21:11,503 --> 01:21:12,569
Right now,
1036
01:21:12,571 --> 01:21:13,905
we got business.
1037
01:23:31,209 --> 01:23:32,441
Just try and hold it off.
1038
01:23:32,443 --> 01:23:35,478
I got something that
will stop it for good.
1039
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:38,447
You cannot stop
my unstoppable,
1040
01:23:38,449 --> 01:23:40,952
unholy destiny Jimmy Chevelle.
1041
01:23:42,420 --> 01:23:44,854
See that's where
you're wrong sucker.
1042
01:23:44,856 --> 01:23:46,122
Cause I got enough
explosives in here
1043
01:23:46,124 --> 01:23:47,959
to level a city block.
1044
01:24:08,614 --> 01:24:09,879
And now your soul will feed
1045
01:24:09,881 --> 01:24:13,785
the insatiable appetite
of the bride of Cthulhu.
1046
01:25:29,795 --> 01:25:31,695
I'd like to stick around baby,
1047
01:25:31,697 --> 01:25:33,963
but I don't dig getting blown up
1048
01:25:33,965 --> 01:25:37,000
into a million and fuck pieces.
1049
01:25:37,002 --> 01:25:37,834
36,
1050
01:25:37,836 --> 01:25:39,002
24,
1051
01:25:39,004 --> 01:25:39,838
38.
1052
01:25:56,454 --> 01:25:58,121
That's right,
1053
01:25:58,123 --> 01:26:00,757
that's what you get when you
fuck with Jimmy Chevelle.
1054
01:26:00,759 --> 01:26:05,161
You get your diabolical
ass blown the fuck up.
1055
01:26:05,163 --> 01:26:07,764
We are sorry, the
six digit code you entered
1056
01:26:07,766 --> 01:26:09,334
has too much booty,
1057
01:26:10,401 --> 01:26:11,803
please try again.
1058
01:28:24,269 --> 01:28:25,801
We gotta get the
fuck out of here baby.
1059
01:28:25,803 --> 01:28:28,104
What we gotta do is
stop that monster bitch.
1060
01:28:28,106 --> 01:28:29,172
You crazy baby,
1061
01:28:29,174 --> 01:28:30,473
that is one unstoppable,
undefeatable
1062
01:28:30,475 --> 01:28:32,575
juggernaut of
unholy destruction.
1063
01:28:32,577 --> 01:28:36,279
I have about 250 pounds
of plastic explosives
1064
01:28:36,281 --> 01:28:38,081
packed in the trunk of your car,
1065
01:28:38,083 --> 01:28:41,920
and the back seat is
full of napalm canisters.
1066
01:29:17,622 --> 01:29:19,822
You think you gonna
make a slave of the world,
1067
01:29:19,824 --> 01:29:22,060
I'll see you in hell first.
1068
01:29:48,253 --> 01:29:49,585
What the hell is it Jimmy?
1069
01:29:49,587 --> 01:29:51,454
It's one of the
great old ones,
1070
01:29:51,456 --> 01:29:53,589
an ancient extraterrestrial
abomination
1071
01:29:53,591 --> 01:29:55,860
from beyond space and time.
1072
01:29:56,727 --> 01:29:57,961
Terrible herald of infinite
1073
01:29:57,963 --> 01:30:00,429
madness and unimaginable horror,
1074
01:30:00,431 --> 01:30:01,730
a sanity shattering bringer of
1075
01:30:01,732 --> 01:30:04,735
limitless gibbering
Cyclopean chaos.
1076
01:30:05,903 --> 01:30:07,303
Shit baby,
1077
01:30:07,305 --> 01:30:08,371
that's the Bride of Cthulhu
1078
01:30:08,373 --> 01:30:10,641
and I just kicked it's ass.
1079
01:30:29,102 --> 01:30:34,102
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1080
01:31:14,405 --> 01:31:19,075
♪ When I'm in the jungle
he is my best friend
1081
01:31:19,077 --> 01:31:21,912
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1082
01:31:24,415 --> 01:31:27,252
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1083
01:31:29,587 --> 01:31:33,758
♪ When I need someone, I
know that I can depend on
1084
01:31:34,625 --> 01:31:37,462
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1085
01:31:39,797 --> 01:31:42,633
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1086
01:32:01,286 --> 01:32:05,854
♪ When you're feeling down climb
on his back and ride around
1087
01:32:05,856 --> 01:32:08,693
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1088
01:32:11,129 --> 01:32:13,964
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1089
01:32:16,634 --> 01:32:18,167
♪ When you're in a funk
1090
01:32:18,169 --> 01:32:21,003
♪ he'll stomp his feet
and wave his trunk
1091
01:32:21,005 --> 01:32:24,942
♪ Because he's Shaggy Elephant
1092
01:32:26,777 --> 01:32:29,614
♪ Shaggy Elephant
1093
01:32:37,622 --> 01:32:39,690
♪ Shaggy
1094
01:32:43,894 --> 01:32:46,297
♪ I love you
1095
01:32:50,268 --> 01:32:54,038
♪ Shaggy Elephant I love you
1096
01:32:55,806 --> 01:33:00,676
♪ Shaggy Elephant
I love you baby
1097
01:33:00,678 --> 01:33:02,880
♪ Come on
1098
01:33:14,659 --> 01:33:19,328
♪ Shaggy Elephant
you came around
1099
01:33:19,330 --> 01:33:23,501
♪ Movin' to a grove
and it shook the ground
1100
01:33:24,702 --> 01:33:29,472
♪ Now we can't stop
movin' to that sound
1101
01:33:29,474 --> 01:33:31,707
♪ Thank Shaggy Elephant
1102
01:33:31,709 --> 01:33:35,578
♪ For showin' us
how to get down.
1103
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:40,549
♪ Shaggy Elephant
you came around
1104
01:33:40,551 --> 01:33:44,722
♪ Movin' to a grove
and it shook the ground
1105
01:33:45,923 --> 01:33:50,426
♪ Now we can't stop
movin' to that sound
1106
01:33:50,428 --> 01:33:54,062
♪ Thank you Shaggy Elephant
1107
01:33:54,064 --> 01:33:56,732
♪ For showin' us how to get down
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