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(SHIP'S HORN SOUNDS
IN DISTANCE)
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(SEAGULLS CRY)
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(CAR PULLS UP)
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(CAR DOOR OPENS)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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(TRAIN RUMBLES PAST
IN BACKGROUND)
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AMERICAN WOMAN: Tell me the one
about the day we met.
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IRISH WOMAN: I was walking
past the coffee shop, lost,
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and you were standing outside.
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AMERICAN WOMAN:
I said, "You look like a girl
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"who's looking for something."
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IRISH WOMAN: Mmm.
The call centre.
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AMERICAN WOMAN: Inspiration.
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IRISH WOMAN: Well, first
and foremost, the call centre.
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I had a job interview.
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AMERICAN WOMAN: Tell me about
the next time we met.
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IRISH WOMAN:
You were driving a tram.
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AMERICAN WOMAN:
It wasn't even my tram.
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IRISH WOMAN: (LAUGHS) It was the
coolest thing I've ever seen.
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- AMERICAN WOMAN: Still?
- IRISH WOMAN: Always.
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('BOYS WANNA BE HER'
BY PEACHES PLAYS)
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♪ Ooh
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♪ Ooh
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♪ Ooh
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♪ Boom
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♪ Ooh
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♪ Ooh
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(CAT PURRS)
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♪ You've got them all by
the balls, causing waterfalls
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♪ Stone walls, bar brawls
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♪ Climbing stalls
at concert halls
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♪ To you they crawl, body
sprawl, smoking Pall Malls
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♪ Close call, stand tall
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♪ Doll, you make them
feel so small
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♪ And they love it
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ Ooh
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♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ The boys wanna be her
The boys
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♪ The girls wanna be her
The girls
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♪ The boys wanna be her
The boys
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♪ The girls wanna be her
The girls
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♪ The boys wanna be her
The boys
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♪ The girls wanna be her
The girls
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♪ The boys wanna be her
The boys
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♪ I wanna be her
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♪ Yes, I do. ♪
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(JAZZ PLAYS IN OTHER ROOM)
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(GROANS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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Oh. (GROANS)
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(IRISH ACCENT) Tyler?
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(GRUNTS, SIGHS)
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Tyler!
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(AMERICAN ACCENT)
The way I see it,
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girls are tied to beds
for two reasons -
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sex...
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..and exorcisms.
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So, which was it with you?
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(GRUNTS) What time is it?
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Time is irrelevant.
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Where did you sleep?
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I didn't.
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I Fonzed it on the roof
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with a spritzer
and my shades on.
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Eyyyy!
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(GROANS)
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(LAUGHS) Whoa there, Bambi. Up.
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(GROANS)
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We need to be at
the restaurant for 5:30.
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Ugh! Enforced family fun.
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(GROANS) I need to piss.
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Whoa!
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(TYLER LAUGHS)
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Fine. I will piss in your bed.
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We might as well
prepare for the future.
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One day, it's just gonna be
you and me,
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lying around,
pissing all over each other.
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Mm-hm.
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- The golden years!
- Ah!
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(URINATES)
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TYLER: How's your hue?
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BOTH: White piss good,
amber piss bad.
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- You need to hydrate.
- (GROANS)
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Fancy a spritzer?
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I think I'm about to start
my period. Are you?
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Of course. The moon
has married us both.
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That old troublemaker?
Do we have any sanitary products?
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Ugh. Those abominations?
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We're boycotting them,
remember?
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God forbid our bodies should
soil the soft furnishings.
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God forbid
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our reality should ruin
the big, jazzy fantasy!
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Do we, though?
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First things first.
Let's get you a loosener, hmm?
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Definitely.
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Oh, and let's get Jean out after.
She needs a break.
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Oh, how the mighty fall.
Real estate!
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Undoubtedly.
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Your wee sister
has forgotten how to live.
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We must remind her.
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There.
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How could Jean resist?
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The night is a zoo
and the next day is its museum.
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She just made that up.
Off the top.
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I'm a writer.
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She's writing a novel.
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Got a pen?
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Doesn't matter.
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TYLER: Oh, yeah.
Right up here is good.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Agh! Just keep the change.
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Greetings, team.
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- WOMAN: Hey.
- Hello!
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We've got shots, Jeannie. On me.
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Oh! Hark at Daddy Warbucks!
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How are you feeling, Dad?
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Yeah, did they call yesterday?
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- Yeah, how's the cancer, Bill?
- (LAUGHS)
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They'll have to find
another way to get rid of me.
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I'm not going yet.
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- Hey, here is to that, huh?
- Jeannie?
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- BILL: Where's mine?
- Dr Flood said none.
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(SIGHS) Dr Flood doesn't know
how to live.
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A Guinness will be good
for my soul.
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- Fuck, Bill.
- (LAUGHTER)
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How's your family, Tyler?
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They're fine.
And very, very far away.
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Here's to a good night.
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BILL: Absolutely, yeah.
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Let's go out after.
Like old times, yeah?
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BILL: Besides, I have a lot
more to stick around for now,
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with your impending
literary success and...
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And...
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And? (CHUCKLES)
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What?
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JEAN: Sis...
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..I'm pregnant.
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Oh, shit!
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- (LAUGHS) No, I want it!
- Oh!
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Hooray! (LAUGHS)
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You're going to be an aunty.
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I... (STAMMERS)
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I'm just... I'm thrilled
for you, Jeannie.
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Really, it's...
it's wonderful news.
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We're clearing out
the spare room
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so we can have a nursery
at our place.
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I've been waiting so long
to be a grandma.
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I didn't even know
you were trying.
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- Mmm!
- Mmm.
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Ah!
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OK, bitches.
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It's kitty time!
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(BOTH CHEER)
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- (SIZZLING)
- Oh! Oh, God!
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Fuck! Whoo!
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Jeannie, fuck!
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(SIGHS) Sorry, lads.
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I didn't mean to get
all holy on you there
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with my burning bush. (LAUGHS)
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(ALL LAUGH)
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So, to our latent
literary superstar.
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- Oh!
- How's the novel?
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- Oh, it's getting there.
- Must be a tome by now.
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How long have you been
writing it?
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I don't know. Since, uh...
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Since we met, so, uh... Hmm.
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You can't just toss
these things off. You know?
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Art is hard. It's laborious.
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It's not like
other things in life
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that can just happen...
by accident.
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Have I really been writing it
for 10 years?
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A decade?
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So, you have, what,
a few hundred pages?
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10. I have 10 pages. (LAUGHS)
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Hey, don't you sweat it, OK?
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Ezra Pound took 57 years
to write The Cantos.
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And the days
are not full enough.
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And the nights
are not full enough.
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And life slips by
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like a field mouse
not shaking the grass.
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Most families don't understand
that it takes years
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to write something
that's really good.
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But you guys are different.
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You get it. You know?
You're her... team!
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Right, it's getting late.
We should order.
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Yeah. Starving, actually.
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TYLER: The smugness
was tangible.
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Do you think I'm a failure?
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No.
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The fairytale is the failure -
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of imagination!
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I'm not really a writer,
though, am I?
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I'm a tinkerer. I tinker.
In between frothing milk.
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(TYLER SIGHS)
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Come on.
Let's go realign our chakras.
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('SO SO' BY OTHERKIN PLAYS)
♪ I see the division
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♪ I see it now
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♪ I've made my decision
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♪ I wanna go
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♪ I see the division
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♪ I see it now
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♪ I've made my decision
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♪ I wanna go
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♪ I see the division... ♪
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- TYLER: You're my team!
- What?
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You're my team!
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♪ I see the division
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♪ I see it now
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♪ I've made my decision
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♪ I wanna go
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♪ I see the division
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♪ I see it now
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♪ I've made my decision
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♪ I'm falling out
with me again... ♪
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Your round, toots.
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OK. Give me... eight minutes.
OK?
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Large dry white wine, please.
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We only have one kind
of white wine.
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Fine.
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You could always go to a wine bar
if you want a selection.
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I don't need to go
to a fucking wine bar.
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I've been coming here
for 15 years.
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Give me two tequilas.
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Now you're talking!
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- Oh! (COUGHS)
- (CHUCKLES)
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I come in here
at least once a week
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and it's a lot nicer than me.
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My dad isn't a thief, although
he probably knows a few,
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and as far as I know,
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he's never been
anywhere near the stars.
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So, what do you do when you're
not standing around in bars
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being... enigmatic?
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You really want to talk
about that?
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I... Oh, I didn't mean
to put you on the spot.
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(CHUCKLES) I'm a musician.
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I was either gonna say that
or a waiter.
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Oh, yeah. It's the pristine
shirt, isn't it?
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And the look of
haughty servitude.
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(CHUCKLES)
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So, what do you do
when you're not...
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..standing around in bars
being insulting?
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(CHUCKLES) I'm a...
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..barista.
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Very cool.
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Fuck it. It's just work.
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Jim.
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Laura.
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TYLER: Ooh. (SIGHS)
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Well, who's your fancy friend?
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Jim, this is Tyler.
Tyler, this is Jim.
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Notable broad about town.
Charmed, I'm sure.
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Well, I just fell in here
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for a quick nightcap
on the way home, so...
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It's a good place to fall.
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We fall in here at least,
what, once a week?
258
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,501
Oh, yeah.
259
00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:23,334
I liked your dance moves.
Especially this one...
260
00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,001
(BOTH LAUGH)
261
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,376
Yeah, that one's
the electrified mongoose.
262
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:30,459
Yeah, it's very effective.
263
00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:33,001
Right, I'd better hit the road.
264
00:15:33,042 --> 00:15:34,876
- TYLER: It's, like, 11.
- Not even!
265
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,501
I have to be up at five, though.
266
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:37,959
Hmm. Washing your hair?
267
00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:40,126
Practising piano.
268
00:15:40,751 --> 00:15:42,126
I know. What a loser, right?
269
00:15:43,001 --> 00:15:44,167
Massive loser.
270
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:47,167
I bet you don't even have
a smartphone.
271
00:15:47,542 --> 00:15:50,542
No, I do. But I never take it
to work, though.
272
00:15:51,042 --> 00:15:53,292
Yeah, it started off
as a failsafe
273
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,084
in case it ever went off
during a gig,
274
00:15:55,209 --> 00:15:57,667
and then it kind of became
a lucky thing.
275
00:15:58,876 --> 00:16:00,459
And I don't know my own number.
276
00:16:04,167 --> 00:16:05,501
What kind of person are you?
277
00:16:07,001 --> 00:16:08,459
A careful one.
278
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:10,917
- Hmm.
- Give me your lip liner.
279
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:22,917
Oh. I don't know.
Looks like a good shirt.
280
00:16:23,001 --> 00:16:24,751
You'd be surprised
how well it washes.
281
00:16:25,126 --> 00:16:27,042
All the previous numbers
have come out.
282
00:16:27,751 --> 00:16:30,376
All the thousands.
It's incredible, really.
283
00:16:40,751 --> 00:16:41,792
There.
284
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:46,542
Right. Goodnight, then.
285
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,501
Gay. Definitely.
286
00:17:04,084 --> 00:17:05,542
Hmm. What's this?
287
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,042
A Dark and Stormy.
288
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:09,459
What did you use for bitters?
289
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,792
Ground-up paracetamol.
290
00:17:10,876 --> 00:17:14,542
Mmm. Tyler, you are a genius.
291
00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:16,417
I sold my soul
for mixology skills.
292
00:17:16,459 --> 00:17:20,084
So, who's the big fool now?
Satan, that's who! Sucker!
293
00:17:20,167 --> 00:17:21,927
This is the kind of drink
that undresses you.
294
00:17:22,376 --> 00:17:24,292
Great.
Now I've got an erection.
295
00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:31,667
He had the shoes
of an undertaker.
296
00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:35,001
And the smile of a... despot.
297
00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:37,834
(PHONE VIBRATES)
298
00:17:40,459 --> 00:17:41,709
Pull me up, I'll join you.
299
00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:43,251
Uh, it's fine.
I just need a slash.
300
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:47,042
Ooh!
301
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:53,792
(PEN SCRATCHES)
302
00:17:56,459 --> 00:17:57,792
(KEYS CLACK)
303
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:03,876
(SCRATCHING AND CLACKING
INTENSIFY)
304
00:18:26,792 --> 00:18:28,042
- Hiya.
- Hi.
305
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,001
Interesting choice.
306
00:18:37,959 --> 00:18:40,709
I suppose I'm intrigued
by all these people,
307
00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,709
jotting down notes
in their little notebooks,
308
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,459
not actually getting anywhere.
309
00:18:45,459 --> 00:18:47,292
How do you know
they're not getting anywhere?
310
00:18:49,584 --> 00:18:51,876
Because they're still here,
trying,
311
00:18:51,959 --> 00:18:55,334
jotting down notes in their
little notebooks every day.
312
00:18:55,417 --> 00:18:58,417
Plus, it's the only place open
this early with decent wine.
313
00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,542
But the trying is the thing.
314
00:19:04,126 --> 00:19:07,834
I've always thought we're not
defined by who we are
315
00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:10,084
but by who we try to be.
316
00:19:14,209 --> 00:19:16,376
I always tried too hard
at school.
317
00:19:17,251 --> 00:19:19,459
I always did everything too hard.
(CHUCKLES)
318
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,459
Who said that to you?
319
00:19:22,251 --> 00:19:25,751
I'm only a pianist because
I sit down and do it every day.
320
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,501
So, leave them alone.
321
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:40,834
(ALARM RINGS)
322
00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:51,584
(GROANS)
323
00:20:05,042 --> 00:20:06,084
(SIGHS)
324
00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:17,209
- TYLER: Ready?
- LAURA: I was born ready!
325
00:20:17,292 --> 00:20:18,584
(GRUNTS)
326
00:20:18,667 --> 00:20:20,209
- Whoo! Oh!
- (BOTH LAUGH)
327
00:20:28,001 --> 00:20:29,167
(SIGHS)
328
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:32,084
(ALARM RINGS)
329
00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:33,709
(GROANS)
330
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,167
(ALARM RINGS)
331
00:20:36,792 --> 00:20:38,167
(ALARM RINGS)
332
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,959
(SIGHS)
333
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,501
(ALARM RINGS)
334
00:21:01,042 --> 00:21:02,751
(ALARM RINGS)
335
00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,792
(SIGHS)
336
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:13,626
(SIGHS)
337
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:29,584
Sex is a way of reminding
myself I have a body.
338
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:31,542
In my 20s,
it was a way to forget.
339
00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:33,959
In my 30s,
it's about remembering.
340
00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:36,209
What?
341
00:21:37,501 --> 00:21:38,917
That I have a body.
342
00:21:55,667 --> 00:21:57,292
Go on, then. Give us a tune.
343
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,542
- JIM: Alright.
- LAURA: No!
344
00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:02,501
No, no, I'm kidding! You don't have to.
You don't have to.
345
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:05,459
- JIM: You're worried I might be shit.
- LAURA: (CHUCKLES) I'm not.
346
00:22:05,584 --> 00:22:06,709
- I'm not!
- (JIM LAUGHS)
347
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:07,876
(DOOR OPENS)
348
00:22:19,167 --> 00:22:20,501
Not bad.
349
00:22:25,334 --> 00:22:27,209
Oh. Found it.
350
00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:28,876
LAURA: What?
351
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:31,126
(PLAYS NOTE) The room.
352
00:22:31,542 --> 00:22:33,251
Oh, my God.
353
00:22:33,709 --> 00:22:35,084
- Wanker.
- (CHUCKLES)
354
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,560
There's always one note
in the piano
355
00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:37,751
that makes the room resonate.
356
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,001
You want to avoid that one.
357
00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:46,876
(PLAYS 'LIEBESTRAUM' NO. 3
BY FRANZ LISZT)
358
00:23:00,459 --> 00:23:02,834
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
359
00:23:56,584 --> 00:23:58,751
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
360
00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:05,126
(MUSIC ENDS)
361
00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,084
(PHONE VIBRATES)
362
00:24:26,001 --> 00:24:27,334
Hello.
363
00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:29,001
TYLER: Greetings
and salutations.
364
00:24:29,126 --> 00:24:30,584
Oh, God!
365
00:24:30,709 --> 00:24:32,751
You're quoting Heathers already.
Where are you?
366
00:24:32,834 --> 00:24:36,501
I am sitting outside a city centre
drinking establishment
367
00:24:36,584 --> 00:24:38,042
and there is a chair
across from me
368
00:24:38,126 --> 00:24:39,792
and it is just baying
for your ass.
369
00:24:39,876 --> 00:24:41,126
LAURA: I am writing.
370
00:24:41,209 --> 00:24:42,849
You've been at it
since the crack of dawn.
371
00:24:42,917 --> 00:24:45,084
New regime.
This is what it takes.
372
00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:47,292
What it takes, my friend,
is inspiration.
373
00:24:48,459 --> 00:24:49,959
(LAURA HANGS UP)
374
00:24:50,084 --> 00:24:51,417
Oh!
375
00:24:54,417 --> 00:24:56,042
(PHONE VIBRATES)
376
00:24:58,376 --> 00:25:00,667
TYLER: I think you're
stressing unnecessarily.
377
00:25:00,751 --> 00:25:02,251
I'm not stressing.
378
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:05,084
You know, it's not all about
the words on the page.
379
00:25:05,167 --> 00:25:07,376
Nobody wrote anything good
inside of a vacuum.
380
00:25:07,459 --> 00:25:09,834
Yeah, but I can't create
under the influence.
381
00:25:09,917 --> 00:25:13,042
That is an old romantic lie
and you know it.
382
00:25:13,126 --> 00:25:14,685
TYLER: It worked for
Hunter S. Thompson.
383
00:25:14,709 --> 00:25:16,959
Hmm, did it?
Did it really, though?
384
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:20,292
Fine. I'll still be here
when you change your mind.
385
00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:22,709
LAURA: I'm not covering for you
at work tomorrow.
386
00:25:23,251 --> 00:25:25,917
Ugh! "Work tomorrow, work tomorrow,
work tomorrow."
387
00:25:26,001 --> 00:25:27,542
Baby, I've got work tomorrow
388
00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,917
every day for the rest of my life,
389
00:25:30,001 --> 00:25:31,626
serving mocha-fucking-chicken-lattes
390
00:25:31,709 --> 00:25:33,709
to students with more money
than me.
391
00:25:33,792 --> 00:25:35,334
I am working for The Man.
392
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:36,501
And what gives?
393
00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:39,501
Only the fact that
there are nights in between.
394
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,167
FYI, I'm buying.
Correction - I have bought.
395
00:25:46,709 --> 00:25:47,751
Come play.
396
00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:50,834
Come on, Lolo.
397
00:25:50,917 --> 00:25:54,667
How many days do we get
like this in spring? In life?
398
00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:03,209
(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
399
00:26:05,251 --> 00:26:06,876
What did you say
your name was again?
400
00:26:06,959 --> 00:26:09,542
- Chicken Sandwich.
- That's a beautiful name.
401
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:15,126
Waste of fucking time
in halves, babe.
402
00:26:15,251 --> 00:26:17,417
- It's not the '90s.
- You got another?
403
00:26:17,501 --> 00:26:19,084
(TOILET FLUSHES)
404
00:26:21,334 --> 00:26:22,792
(TYLER MIMICS LOUD CRASH)
405
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:25,584
Whoo! Don't mind if I do.
406
00:26:33,709 --> 00:26:35,751
Are you together?
Or have you got fellas?
407
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:38,792
She has recently succumbed,
I am rejecting the nuclear family
408
00:26:38,876 --> 00:26:40,334
in favour of
an enlightened life.
409
00:26:40,376 --> 00:26:43,167
- He is just my boyfriend.
- Oh, official?
410
00:26:49,959 --> 00:26:51,501
Who are you texting
at this hour?
411
00:26:51,584 --> 00:26:53,959
Jim. He's in Australia
having lunch.
412
00:26:54,084 --> 00:26:55,834
He thinks we're savages.
413
00:26:55,917 --> 00:26:57,792
- We ARE savages.
- (LAUGHS)
414
00:26:57,917 --> 00:26:59,042
Wait.
415
00:27:00,251 --> 00:27:01,709
- Come on.
- Oh! Where are you going?
416
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:03,292
TYLER: To check our pulses!
417
00:27:03,834 --> 00:27:04,834
- Come on!
- (SQUEALS)
418
00:27:15,626 --> 00:27:16,917
- What the fuck?
- Run!
419
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,417
(DOGS BARK)
420
00:27:21,542 --> 00:27:23,334
Come and get it!
Come and get it!
421
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:26,417
(LAUGHS)
422
00:27:28,126 --> 00:27:29,501
Come on, hurry up!
423
00:27:31,542 --> 00:27:33,626
(BOTH YELL, LAUGH)
424
00:27:46,334 --> 00:27:49,167
Mmm! Holy fuckerel!
It tastes like incest.
425
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,834
(ROCK MUSIC THUMPS)
426
00:27:53,417 --> 00:27:55,042
You don't like Jim?
427
00:27:55,751 --> 00:27:57,393
I just don't think
you should limit yourself.
428
00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,376
- I think you could do better.
- Like who?
429
00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:02,376
Well, it doesn't have to be
an actual person, does it?
430
00:28:03,584 --> 00:28:05,167
We've got so many drugs!
431
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:09,251
(MUSIC POUNDS)
432
00:28:17,126 --> 00:28:19,292
I am shitting, like, horribly,
433
00:28:19,376 --> 00:28:22,501
a Niagara torrent of diarrhoea,
434
00:28:22,584 --> 00:28:26,251
and he is right there
in the bath... (LAUGHS)
435
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:30,167
..and he says,
"Gerberas. My favourite."
436
00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:32,417
(BOTH LAUGH)
437
00:28:32,542 --> 00:28:34,334
Oh, God!
438
00:28:34,376 --> 00:28:36,626
Who knew anyone in Dublin
was into piano music?
439
00:28:36,709 --> 00:28:40,334
Mmm. Wall-to-wall art douches.
It's my dream Friday.
440
00:28:40,417 --> 00:28:42,876
Hey. It'll be grand, like.
441
00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,142
Seriously, you have to
see him in action.
442
00:28:45,167 --> 00:28:46,125
Mm-hm?
443
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:47,167
Does he play the piano
444
00:28:47,251 --> 00:28:49,376
like he's making love
to a beautiful woman?
445
00:28:50,001 --> 00:28:51,209
(GRUNTS)
446
00:28:56,501 --> 00:28:58,126
Thank you. Ooh.
447
00:29:00,001 --> 00:29:01,417
Make way! Make way!
448
00:29:01,542 --> 00:29:04,251
My friend's lover is the man
of the hour. Excuse me.
449
00:29:06,417 --> 00:29:09,126
Oh-ho-ho! Oh, my God.
450
00:29:10,501 --> 00:29:12,626
- I love this place.
- (CLEARS THROAT)
451
00:29:15,167 --> 00:29:17,292
- So, where's the band?
- (CHUCKLES)
452
00:29:22,792 --> 00:29:24,667
- (WHISPERS) Yikes. For sure.
- For sure.
453
00:29:39,501 --> 00:29:42,126
(PLAYS DRAMATIC PIECE)
454
00:30:36,876 --> 00:30:39,334
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
455
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:54,209
(MUSIC ENDS)
456
00:30:59,084 --> 00:31:01,126
- Whoo-hoo-hoo!
- (TRILLS)
457
00:31:14,876 --> 00:31:17,626
(LIVELY CONVERSATION)
458
00:31:21,334 --> 00:31:22,917
Oh, there's Jim.
459
00:31:23,001 --> 00:31:25,251
- (CALLS) Jim!
- Shh! Shh! He'll be over.
460
00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:27,626
- What, are we playing it cool?
- We're playing it cool.
461
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:28,751
(LAUGHS) OK.
462
00:31:34,084 --> 00:31:35,000
Oh, Jim.
463
00:31:35,001 --> 00:31:36,292
Hi.
464
00:31:36,334 --> 00:31:38,959
- Well done, my man. Chapeau!
- Thank you.
465
00:31:39,042 --> 00:31:41,082
Yeah, you're quite the talent.
I will give you that.
466
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:44,001
So good.
Kinda terrifying, actually.
467
00:31:44,084 --> 00:31:46,042
TYLER: Oh, he's no more
talented than you.
468
00:31:46,876 --> 00:31:49,417
He's just... put his talent
into action.
469
00:31:49,501 --> 00:31:50,751
How do you mean?
470
00:31:50,834 --> 00:31:53,034
Just like yours is... you know,
it's an ongoing process.
471
00:31:53,292 --> 00:31:56,042
- But the process is real.
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
472
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:57,626
- I...
- WOMAN: Hey, Jim.
473
00:31:57,667 --> 00:31:58,977
- JIM: Alright?
- Well done, buddy.
474
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:00,227
You had nothing to worry about.
475
00:32:00,251 --> 00:32:02,435
JIM: Thanks a million. Kirsten,
this is Laura and Tyler.
476
00:32:02,459 --> 00:32:03,459
- Hi.
- Hi.
477
00:32:03,501 --> 00:32:04,701
Laura, Tyler, this is Kirsten.
478
00:32:04,751 --> 00:32:08,709
She does this cool
contemporary flute thing.
479
00:32:08,792 --> 00:32:10,542
- "Flute thing". (CHUCKLES)
- JIM: Yeah.
480
00:32:10,626 --> 00:32:11,876
And this is Peter on cello.
481
00:32:11,959 --> 00:32:13,084
Hi.
482
00:32:13,167 --> 00:32:15,251
- I like your jacket.
- Do you? Thanks.
483
00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:16,643
KIRSTEN: Well, we just
came over to say congrats.
484
00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:18,685
I've never seen so many people
at one of these things.
485
00:32:18,709 --> 00:32:19,876
You're the talk of the town.
486
00:32:19,917 --> 00:32:22,084
- JIM: Thanks a million.
- PETER: Congratulations.
487
00:32:22,126 --> 00:32:23,626
Thank you, mate. Alright.
488
00:32:23,667 --> 00:32:25,126
Cheers.
Thanks so much for coming.
489
00:32:25,209 --> 00:32:26,792
- "Talk of the town"!
- Yes, he is.
490
00:32:29,709 --> 00:32:31,501
We're just gonna
go and get some...
491
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:32,917
- I bet you are.
- ..air.
492
00:32:33,001 --> 00:32:34,084
Mm-hm.
493
00:32:35,751 --> 00:32:36,751
Have fun!
494
00:32:44,459 --> 00:32:46,834
I feel so fucking naughty.
(LAUGHS)
495
00:33:02,167 --> 00:33:03,959
(BOTH GIGGLE)
496
00:33:07,542 --> 00:33:09,084
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
497
00:33:24,084 --> 00:33:25,876
(MOANS SOFTLY)
498
00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,376
(LAUGHS) Take it easy!
499
00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,626
- I'm a professional.
- (LAUGHS)
500
00:34:10,334 --> 00:34:11,542
So...
501
00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:16,001
..I've been trying
to write a novel.
502
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:18,542
For ten years.
503
00:34:22,292 --> 00:34:24,167
What... what's it about?
504
00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:28,251
- About ten pages.
- (LAUGHS)
505
00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:31,334
No, it's...
506
00:34:33,334 --> 00:34:36,042
It's about a spider
caught in its own web
507
00:34:36,167 --> 00:34:38,126
and a woman who rescues it.
508
00:34:38,751 --> 00:34:40,084
That's the beginning, anyway.
509
00:34:40,126 --> 00:34:42,584
That sounds fucking beautiful.
510
00:34:47,001 --> 00:34:49,417
I wish I could really
get it going, you know?
511
00:34:49,542 --> 00:34:53,126
Or... give it up.
Not this... limbo.
512
00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:54,376
So, why don't you?
513
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,959
I'm trying. I just can't...
514
00:34:59,084 --> 00:35:02,126
I can't write every day.
I don't have that luxury.
515
00:35:03,001 --> 00:35:05,667
I'm not saying you do. I...
516
00:35:05,792 --> 00:35:08,751
I know you work hard,
and that is...
517
00:35:09,834 --> 00:35:12,792
..motivating and heartening.
518
00:35:14,001 --> 00:35:16,667
You could quit your job
if you need more time.
519
00:35:16,751 --> 00:35:18,209
And live off what?
520
00:35:18,334 --> 00:35:19,959
I owe Tyler rent every month.
521
00:35:20,084 --> 00:35:21,709
That'll leave the two of us
in the lurch.
522
00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:22,834
Reduce your hours, then.
523
00:35:23,584 --> 00:35:25,917
I do bare minimum. (CHUCKLES)
524
00:35:29,334 --> 00:35:30,709
Move in with me.
525
00:35:33,501 --> 00:35:36,251
You know, you could focus.
526
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:39,459
- Focus.
- (CHUCKLES)
527
00:35:39,959 --> 00:35:41,084
Come on.
528
00:35:42,584 --> 00:35:44,584
Don't be a fucking amateur.
529
00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:59,834
(BOTH LAUGH)
530
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,751
- (CLINKS GLASSES)
- Cheers, T.
531
00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:16,667
- (VOMITS)
- Oh, fuck!
532
00:36:16,792 --> 00:36:18,501
- (LAURA LAUGHS)
- (JIM GROANS)
533
00:36:23,459 --> 00:36:24,834
I love you.
534
00:36:24,959 --> 00:36:27,292
(CHUCKLES) I love you too,
you fucking amateur.
535
00:36:27,417 --> 00:36:28,959
TYLER: Puh-lease.
536
00:36:30,126 --> 00:36:31,584
Take that lightweight home.
537
00:36:39,084 --> 00:36:40,959
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
538
00:36:43,792 --> 00:36:45,917
And I went inside, and...
(LAUGHS)
539
00:36:46,042 --> 00:36:48,792
..it was an entire room
of golden ocelots.
540
00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:51,542
(LAUGHTER)
541
00:37:00,209 --> 00:37:02,501
- Fucking weird!
- Isn't that mad?
542
00:37:02,626 --> 00:37:04,334
How do you titillate
an ocelot?
543
00:37:04,459 --> 00:37:05,751
LAURA: Dunno.
544
00:37:05,876 --> 00:37:07,584
You oscillate its tits a lot.
545
00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:09,209
(LAUGHTER)
546
00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:10,501
- Hiya.
- Tyler!
547
00:37:10,626 --> 00:37:12,167
- Hi!
- Yes. You're here. Finally.
548
00:37:12,251 --> 00:37:14,917
Sorry I'm late. I was just
putting out a cigarette.
549
00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:17,417
You should think about knocking
that on the head, you know?
550
00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:19,209
You won't get away with it
much longer.
551
00:37:19,251 --> 00:37:20,971
Mmm, yeah, see, I smoke
for health purposes.
552
00:37:21,042 --> 00:37:22,959
There's very good evidence
to suggest
553
00:37:23,084 --> 00:37:25,376
that smoking prevents
unwanted conditions
554
00:37:25,501 --> 00:37:28,084
such as inflammatory bowel
disease and pregnancy.
555
00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:29,542
(LAUGHTER)
556
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:32,376
So, family...
557
00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,626
..we have
a little announcement.
558
00:37:39,709 --> 00:37:41,167
We're engaged! (LAUGHS)
559
00:37:41,251 --> 00:37:43,251
JEAN: (SHRIEKS) Oh, my God!
560
00:37:43,376 --> 00:37:45,626
(LAUGHS) Congratulations!
561
00:37:45,667 --> 00:37:47,867
Are you sure you know what
you're getting yourself into?
562
00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:52,501
Aww! Amazing!
563
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:54,792
Well done.
564
00:37:56,292 --> 00:37:58,417
I get it. You all think
I'm gonna die, don't ye?
565
00:37:58,542 --> 00:37:59,792
(LAUGHS) Stop!
566
00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:01,751
No, Dad, it's not that. I...
567
00:38:03,292 --> 00:38:04,292
I love him.
568
00:38:04,876 --> 00:38:08,542
He's good, he's dedicated,
he's talented and...
569
00:38:09,292 --> 00:38:11,292
..when he plays piano, oh!
570
00:38:13,126 --> 00:38:14,917
It's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
571
00:38:19,584 --> 00:38:21,626
Will you be
my matron of honour?
572
00:38:22,876 --> 00:38:24,959
I'll be your matron
of dishonour.
573
00:38:25,084 --> 00:38:27,001
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
574
00:38:30,542 --> 00:38:33,292
Come and have a glass of wine after,
at Jim's.
575
00:38:33,376 --> 00:38:35,334
A glass of wine?
576
00:38:35,459 --> 00:38:37,334
Who the fuck are you?
577
00:38:38,709 --> 00:38:42,917
Your best friend who just made
a major life decision.
578
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,792
Come and have a fucking drink.
579
00:38:47,334 --> 00:38:49,459
Well, let's have one now.
Why not?
580
00:38:49,917 --> 00:38:52,376
Two large glasses
of white wine, please.
581
00:38:52,459 --> 00:38:54,626
- Uh, lime and soda, please.
- JIM: Same.
582
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,334
Are you feeling OK?
583
00:38:58,459 --> 00:38:59,709
I'm fine.
584
00:39:01,501 --> 00:39:02,834
Are you sure you're OK?
585
00:39:04,376 --> 00:39:05,876
Absolutely.
586
00:39:09,876 --> 00:39:12,042
I'm just laying off the booze
for a while.
587
00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,251
- Work's pretty full-on.
- Ah.
588
00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:24,522
JIM: There's wine
in the fridge there.
589
00:39:24,626 --> 00:39:26,042
Help yourself. I don't mind.
590
00:39:26,626 --> 00:39:29,167
Oh, well, if you don't mind...
591
00:39:32,167 --> 00:39:34,001
You're pissed off.
592
00:39:34,084 --> 00:39:35,376
I'm not.
593
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:39,959
Your body, your choice.
594
00:39:43,209 --> 00:39:45,959
Listen, I've never done
a tour like this before.
595
00:39:47,584 --> 00:39:49,876
I might never get
the chance to again.
596
00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:52,792
I know. It's just...
597
00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:00,084
Let's not put ourselves
out to pasture.
598
00:40:01,667 --> 00:40:03,584
Let's keep having adventures.
599
00:40:03,709 --> 00:40:05,876
I've never been as good
at partying as you.
600
00:40:07,667 --> 00:40:08,667
Not true.
601
00:40:09,751 --> 00:40:13,751
So I might not be your man for...
nocturnal adventures...
602
00:40:15,292 --> 00:40:17,126
..but I could be
your rugged beast.
603
00:40:19,959 --> 00:40:21,292
Mmm.
604
00:40:24,959 --> 00:40:28,334
She made me feel like
I was being unfaithful to her.
605
00:40:28,376 --> 00:40:30,501
No. She just loves you,
that's all.
606
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,167
I get it.
607
00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:56,584
(PHONE VIBRATES)
608
00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:09,459
I thought I blocked
this number.
609
00:41:21,001 --> 00:41:24,334
No. No, I don't want any of it.
610
00:41:24,459 --> 00:41:26,459
I said I don't want
anything from him.
611
00:41:31,334 --> 00:41:33,292
Hey, what is the best drink
612
00:41:33,417 --> 00:41:35,084
to accompany the death
of a parent?
613
00:41:35,167 --> 00:41:36,876
Because I'm ready to celebrate.
614
00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:56,792
(PHONE VIBRATES)
615
00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:11,459
(PHONE STOPS)
616
00:42:19,209 --> 00:42:20,834
JEAN: Define love.
617
00:42:22,459 --> 00:42:23,501
True freedom.
618
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:27,126
Ah. So you're talking
unconditional? Not romantic?
619
00:42:27,209 --> 00:42:29,042
No... Well...
620
00:42:29,126 --> 00:42:30,709
Alright -
621
00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:34,584
maximum contact
with maximum freedom.
622
00:42:35,209 --> 00:42:37,709
Uh, that's not love.
That's a tampon ad.
623
00:42:37,792 --> 00:42:39,501
(BOTH LAUGH)
624
00:42:40,459 --> 00:42:44,084
So, I got you this. (LAUGHS)
625
00:42:44,501 --> 00:42:47,001
Funny, because I got you...
626
00:42:47,959 --> 00:42:48,959
..this.
627
00:42:49,001 --> 00:42:50,959
JEAN: (LAUGHS) Oh, God!
628
00:43:16,959 --> 00:43:20,001
(HUMS)
629
00:43:23,084 --> 00:43:26,459
(WHISPERS IDLY)
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f...
630
00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:29,209
..f-f-fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
631
00:43:29,334 --> 00:43:31,042
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...
632
00:43:31,167 --> 00:43:34,542
..ffffuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fffffff...
633
00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:22,251
(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
634
00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:29,018
MAN: I don't know which way
it happens sometimes.
635
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,626
I just know it happens.
636
00:44:30,751 --> 00:44:32,209
That's love.
637
00:44:34,292 --> 00:44:37,126
You know, but that's the funny
thing about poems, right?
638
00:44:37,251 --> 00:44:41,001
That they reveal something new
every time you read them.
639
00:44:41,084 --> 00:44:44,667
And I've tried to love
other things, but, um...
640
00:44:45,084 --> 00:44:46,876
..words, you know, poetry,
641
00:44:47,459 --> 00:44:49,251
it's the only thing
that I can come back to.
642
00:44:49,542 --> 00:44:51,626
I mean, it's not like
my relationship with poetry
643
00:44:51,709 --> 00:44:53,834
has been consistent
throughout my life.
644
00:44:54,417 --> 00:44:56,542
I mean, luckily,
I believe all relationships
645
00:44:56,584 --> 00:45:01,959
are creative acts
and they grow, change.
646
00:45:02,042 --> 00:45:03,501
As is my love for poetry.
647
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:06,209
And that's the great thing
about poems too.
648
00:45:06,251 --> 00:45:07,584
Like, we always...
649
00:45:07,626 --> 00:45:10,001
..always find something new
every time we read one.
650
00:45:24,459 --> 00:45:26,917
So, are you a poetry fan
or a wine fan?
651
00:45:26,959 --> 00:45:28,334
Poetry.
652
00:45:28,417 --> 00:45:29,876
But I came for the wine.
653
00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:32,042
Yeah. I don't blame you.
654
00:45:39,084 --> 00:45:42,667
See, I do. I think it's like
distilling whiskey, you know?
655
00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:45,459
Oh, well, the first bit's crap,
the last bit's crap,
656
00:45:45,584 --> 00:45:47,626
but that bit in the middle,
that's the good bit.
657
00:45:47,751 --> 00:45:49,084
It's the same with writing.
658
00:45:49,209 --> 00:45:50,917
See, I'd love to get there.
659
00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:54,084
I can never seem to get
beyond the first crap bit.
660
00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:57,584
I... I just... I can't seem
to get the clarity.
661
00:45:57,667 --> 00:45:59,167
I can't seem to join up the dots.
662
00:45:59,251 --> 00:46:01,626
Alright, so just stay up
all night pouring it out.
663
00:46:03,417 --> 00:46:07,334
Well, the world is full of
glorious distraction, isn't it?
664
00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:10,667
Well, you say distraction,
I say inspiration.
665
00:46:12,167 --> 00:46:14,542
I suppose you've finished
hundreds of novels.
666
00:46:14,584 --> 00:46:18,292
(CHUCKLES) No, I, um...
I host these little salons
667
00:46:18,376 --> 00:46:20,667
where people can try out
their new stuff.
668
00:46:20,751 --> 00:46:23,959
I teach, give talks.
I'm a devoted reader.
669
00:46:24,667 --> 00:46:26,167
I'm what you might call
an enabler.
670
00:46:26,209 --> 00:46:27,334
(CHUCKLES)
671
00:46:29,917 --> 00:46:33,042
I like the way you drink.
It's with a real sense of mortality.
672
00:46:33,126 --> 00:46:34,751
It's a dying art.
673
00:46:34,876 --> 00:46:36,792
Do you find
wine helps you write?
674
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,709
(SIGHS) Not really. It...
675
00:46:41,584 --> 00:46:44,084
..makes me care less
about whether I write or not.
676
00:46:46,209 --> 00:46:47,876
So, why write at all
677
00:46:48,751 --> 00:46:50,709
if you'd rather just...
care less?
678
00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:57,334
How else to rage around
the dark mansion?
679
00:46:58,501 --> 00:46:59,917
(CHUCKLES)
680
00:47:00,001 --> 00:47:01,501
You know, I'm gonna
have to kiss you
681
00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:03,292
if you keep talking like that.
682
00:47:12,417 --> 00:47:13,834
I have to go.
683
00:47:15,459 --> 00:47:16,834
Of course.
684
00:47:17,709 --> 00:47:19,626
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY
IN BACKGROUND)
685
00:47:29,042 --> 00:47:31,126
(KEYS JANGLE, DOOR UNLOCKS)
686
00:47:34,834 --> 00:47:35,834
Oh!
687
00:47:38,709 --> 00:47:39,751
(CAT MEOWS)
688
00:47:43,292 --> 00:47:44,709
Good night?
689
00:47:44,834 --> 00:47:46,709
Fabulous.
690
00:47:46,834 --> 00:47:48,126
Gin and tonic?
691
00:47:49,709 --> 00:47:50,709
New regime.
692
00:47:52,209 --> 00:47:53,292
Huh.
693
00:47:55,792 --> 00:47:58,292
You know, just a reminder -
your rent is overdue.
694
00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:01,042
Oh, I've been staying at Jim's.
I have it. Sorry.
695
00:48:02,959 --> 00:48:04,292
What's up?
696
00:48:04,834 --> 00:48:07,584
I tried calling you the other night.
You didn't call me back.
697
00:48:09,584 --> 00:48:10,751
Has something happened?
698
00:48:12,042 --> 00:48:13,667
He's dead.
699
00:48:14,792 --> 00:48:15,959
Finally.
700
00:48:17,001 --> 00:48:18,584
Sylvia called.
701
00:48:19,126 --> 00:48:20,376
(QUIETLY) Fuck.
702
00:48:22,917 --> 00:48:24,084
(SNIFFS)
703
00:48:26,376 --> 00:48:28,709
No, I'm... fine.
704
00:48:30,626 --> 00:48:33,376
It's not the same for me
as it is for you.
705
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:40,334
(SIGHS)
706
00:48:45,959 --> 00:48:48,959
So, I hear
there's this dress shop
707
00:48:49,084 --> 00:48:51,542
that does free fizz
for brides to be.
708
00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:54,251
All the bubblies
you can knock back.
709
00:48:55,334 --> 00:48:57,334
Sounds like a challenge.
710
00:48:58,167 --> 00:48:59,917
Doesn't it?
711
00:49:06,417 --> 00:49:07,917
Can I help you, ladies?
712
00:49:08,042 --> 00:49:10,917
I need some kind of
wedding dress.
713
00:49:11,001 --> 00:49:12,959
Would you like some fizz
while you're looking?
714
00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:14,459
- It's complimentary.
- BOTH: Yes.
715
00:49:16,209 --> 00:49:18,542
TYLER: I just don't get
this virginal bride stuff.
716
00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:20,167
It's very problematic.
717
00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:23,626
That and the idea of
your father giving you away,
718
00:49:23,751 --> 00:49:25,751
as if you were a human baton
719
00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:28,084
being passed from
one tyrant to the next.
720
00:49:28,209 --> 00:49:30,459
It's... gross!
721
00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:32,792
That is why my dad
is not gonna give me away.
722
00:49:32,876 --> 00:49:35,376
It's gonna be
a very modern wedding.
723
00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:38,459
Ha! The state of me!
724
00:49:38,542 --> 00:49:42,084
The state of this whole
shit-show.
725
00:49:42,209 --> 00:49:45,126
I'm gonna let you in on
a little secret, my friend.
726
00:49:45,626 --> 00:49:47,667
There IS no such thing
as a modern wedding.
727
00:49:48,459 --> 00:49:50,084
All this froth,
728
00:49:50,209 --> 00:49:53,834
it's all prime example of
'watch the birdie' politics.
729
00:49:54,501 --> 00:49:56,751
Look at the cupcakes!
Look at the cupcakes!
730
00:49:56,876 --> 00:49:59,209
Look at the cupcakes!
731
00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:02,126
Meanwhile, we're gonna keep
fucking you in the ass
732
00:50:02,251 --> 00:50:04,334
AND paying you less.
733
00:50:04,417 --> 00:50:05,834
The fuck's up with you?
734
00:50:06,792 --> 00:50:08,709
Isn't marriage part
of the whole system
735
00:50:08,834 --> 00:50:11,334
we've been railing against
all these years?
736
00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,251
The stuff you do
because you feel you should
737
00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:15,334
rather than because
you actually want to?
738
00:50:15,459 --> 00:50:16,959
Yeah, but I do want
to marry Jim.
739
00:50:17,042 --> 00:50:18,459
No, you don't.
740
00:50:18,584 --> 00:50:21,626
You've just been conditioned
to feel that if you don't,
741
00:50:21,709 --> 00:50:24,626
your life is somehow
less valuable.
742
00:50:25,584 --> 00:50:28,084
Let's just have a drink.
743
00:50:28,209 --> 00:50:29,542
Why don't you try one on?
744
00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:32,042
- Ugh!
- We can do a montage!
745
00:50:32,167 --> 00:50:34,751
Marriage, by definition,
is archaic and oppressive.
746
00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:36,167
What about gay marriage?
747
00:50:37,209 --> 00:50:38,376
Is that a proposal?
748
00:50:38,459 --> 00:50:40,626
If I could marry you, Tyler, I would.
749
00:50:40,751 --> 00:50:43,542
I wouldn't marry you.
I wouldn't put you through that.
750
00:50:44,042 --> 00:50:45,334
See, I have principles.
751
00:50:45,751 --> 00:50:47,501
I have principles.
752
00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,292
And my feminism is about
753
00:50:49,417 --> 00:50:51,876
blazing a new way
through old traditions.
754
00:50:53,917 --> 00:50:55,501
Horse pucky!
755
00:51:00,084 --> 00:51:01,417
(SIGHS)
756
00:51:02,251 --> 00:51:04,876
(QUIETLY) "We are not defined
by how we are,
757
00:51:05,834 --> 00:51:07,584
"but how we try to be."
758
00:51:19,542 --> 00:51:21,917
You know none of this
changes our friendship?
759
00:51:23,209 --> 00:51:24,876
So you're still gonna
live with me?
760
00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:27,001
You could get a new housemate.
761
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,792
I don't want a new housemate.
762
00:51:28,917 --> 00:51:31,459
- Could be fun.
- I hate fun.
763
00:51:37,751 --> 00:51:39,167
I thought you liked him.
764
00:51:39,584 --> 00:51:40,584
I did.
765
00:51:41,917 --> 00:51:44,626
He's just gotten so PR-sheeny.
766
00:51:45,251 --> 00:51:47,917
He abbreviated the word
'interview' the other day.
767
00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:49,917
- 'Intie'!
- (LAUGHS)
768
00:51:51,876 --> 00:51:54,459
I just don't understand
why it has to be just him.
769
00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:57,959
He's not enough.
770
00:52:01,334 --> 00:52:04,126
- Can I help you, ladies?
- I'll take this one.
771
00:52:04,251 --> 00:52:06,584
- You're buying it?!
- I am.
772
00:52:09,001 --> 00:52:12,376
You could go to his for sex
and then just come home to me.
773
00:52:12,459 --> 00:52:16,542
See him, other lovers,
AND write, AND party,
774
00:52:16,626 --> 00:52:18,251
AND still be free.
775
00:52:18,376 --> 00:52:20,542
Why define yourself
by this one relationship?
776
00:52:21,626 --> 00:52:23,251
Tell me you don't want more.
777
00:52:24,459 --> 00:52:27,001
Why cut yourself off
from other possibilities?
778
00:52:27,084 --> 00:52:30,334
Other men. Women. Variety.
779
00:52:30,459 --> 00:52:33,084
Aren't you scared of
becoming too civilian?
780
00:52:33,167 --> 00:52:34,167
(CHUCKLES)
781
00:52:34,834 --> 00:52:38,126
Tell me you haven't wanted to.
Hmm? With anyone?
782
00:52:38,584 --> 00:52:39,876
MAN: How are you, girls?
783
00:52:39,959 --> 00:52:41,792
(BOTH GROAN QUIETLY)
784
00:52:41,917 --> 00:52:43,584
MAN: What's the matter
now, love?
785
00:52:43,667 --> 00:52:46,001
Is your body too bootylicious
for me?
786
00:52:46,126 --> 00:52:48,876
It's bored.
My body is too bored.
787
00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:52,709
Been shopping, have you?
What's in the bag?
788
00:52:52,834 --> 00:52:54,626
Blow-up dolls and ketamine.
789
00:52:59,001 --> 00:53:02,542
Look, this isn't you. Alright?
But it's OK.
790
00:53:02,667 --> 00:53:05,084
You said yes on a crazy whim,
but it's not too late.
791
00:53:05,167 --> 00:53:07,167
We can get you out of this,
and I'm gonna help you.
792
00:53:07,209 --> 00:53:08,917
- I asked him.
- What?
793
00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:11,376
I asked Jim to marry me.
794
00:53:17,709 --> 00:53:19,959
- Right.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
795
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,417
Don't move a muscle,
'cause we are doing this.
796
00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,959
- We are going deep tonight.
- Yep.
797
00:53:29,084 --> 00:53:30,501
- You want the same?
- Definitely.
798
00:53:30,626 --> 00:53:32,334
Oh, wait.
I don't have any money.
799
00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:33,626
Oh. Hmm...
800
00:53:40,959 --> 00:53:42,667
- Well, I never.
- Hi!
801
00:53:44,459 --> 00:53:47,459
- And who might this be?
- Um... Tyler, this is Marty.
802
00:53:47,584 --> 00:53:50,501
He did a talk the other day
at the Wandering Dust,
803
00:53:50,542 --> 00:53:52,042
which was very inspiring.
804
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:55,167
Marty, this is Tyler,
my best friend and flatmate.
805
00:53:55,292 --> 00:53:57,084
- Enchan-fucking-tée.
- (CHUCKLES) Hi.
806
00:53:59,001 --> 00:54:00,667
Anyway, it was nice to see you.
807
00:54:00,792 --> 00:54:01,917
Yeah.
808
00:54:02,042 --> 00:54:03,442
TYLER: Well, why don't you join us?
809
00:54:04,834 --> 00:54:07,167
OK. Um... white wine, right?
810
00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:08,626
Oh! Exactly.
811
00:54:11,251 --> 00:54:12,751
- You dirty dog.
- Shh!
812
00:54:12,834 --> 00:54:14,685
- Tell me everything.
- There's nothing to tell.
813
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,001
Mm-hm!
814
00:54:16,084 --> 00:54:17,459
Two sisters. (LAUGHS)
815
00:54:17,584 --> 00:54:19,584
And I say, "OK, bozos,
816
00:54:19,709 --> 00:54:22,126
"what is the worst thing
you can hear
817
00:54:22,834 --> 00:54:24,334
"right before having sex?"
818
00:54:24,917 --> 00:54:26,959
"Put this horse's-tail
butt plug in"?
819
00:54:27,042 --> 00:54:29,001
(TYLER LAUGHS)
820
00:54:29,126 --> 00:54:31,334
"Call me Uncle Mo."
821
00:54:31,751 --> 00:54:34,417
Close! Very close. But no cigarillo.
822
00:54:37,417 --> 00:54:39,834
"Make a face like
you don't understand."
823
00:54:39,917 --> 00:54:42,251
- (MARTY LAUGHS)
- Huh? Huh?
824
00:54:42,376 --> 00:54:44,251
(LAURA CHUCKLES)
825
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,001
(WHISPERS) He's perfect.
826
00:54:53,084 --> 00:54:54,876
For who? For you?
827
00:54:57,292 --> 00:54:59,417
Alright. Who fancies another?
828
00:54:59,459 --> 00:55:00,584
TYLER: I do.
829
00:55:03,042 --> 00:55:04,417
Nope. I have to go.
830
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:05,876
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- TYLER: What?
831
00:55:07,667 --> 00:55:09,001
We have to go.
832
00:55:26,751 --> 00:55:28,584
(GROANS)
833
00:55:31,334 --> 00:55:32,834
Mmm...
834
00:55:52,126 --> 00:55:53,584
(JIM MOANS SOFTLY)
835
00:55:54,126 --> 00:55:56,251
Your feet are like stones.
836
00:55:56,334 --> 00:55:58,751
LAURA: (GROANS) I walked home.
837
00:55:59,792 --> 00:56:01,626
JIM: Is that not dangerous?
838
00:56:01,709 --> 00:56:03,417
LAURA: Not for a wolf-woman.
839
00:56:15,417 --> 00:56:18,042
(SIGHS)
840
00:56:24,376 --> 00:56:25,709
I love you, Jim.
841
00:56:29,042 --> 00:56:30,459
I love you, Laura.
842
00:56:33,209 --> 00:56:35,792
And I think you should leave
your wife for me.
843
00:56:48,084 --> 00:56:50,167
TYLER: They're going to build
a statue of you.
844
00:56:50,251 --> 00:56:53,126
LAURA: It'll be the two of us,
immortalised in marble.
845
00:56:53,251 --> 00:56:54,584
Recumbent.
846
00:56:54,709 --> 00:56:55,917
(BOTH LAUGH)
847
00:56:57,167 --> 00:56:58,751
- Noble.
- Mmm.
848
00:56:59,084 --> 00:57:00,834
(BOTH LAUGH)
849
00:57:02,292 --> 00:57:04,417
- MAN: Looking lovely, girls.
- (MEN CHORTLE)
850
00:57:04,542 --> 00:57:06,751
- Playtime's over, lads.
- (LAURA LAUGHS)
851
00:57:08,501 --> 00:57:12,709
LAURA: Let's just stay focussed
on the mission at hand.
852
00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:14,167
- The dress!
- Yes.
853
00:57:14,251 --> 00:57:16,126
The dress. The dress.
854
00:57:16,542 --> 00:57:18,292
- My dress.
- Number seven, right?
855
00:57:18,334 --> 00:57:19,584
Uh-huh. I think so.
856
00:57:19,626 --> 00:57:22,084
- It's your lucky number.
- Shut it, you filthy pimp.
857
00:57:25,376 --> 00:57:26,376
Marty!
858
00:57:28,126 --> 00:57:30,376
- MARTY: Well, hello.
- (BOTH LAUGH)
859
00:57:30,501 --> 00:57:34,042
This is actually good timing.
I'm having a little salon.
860
00:57:34,126 --> 00:57:36,376
Just a few friends sharing
their works in progress.
861
00:57:36,417 --> 00:57:38,459
You guys should come up, join us.
862
00:57:38,542 --> 00:57:40,126
- OK!
- Yay.
863
00:57:40,251 --> 00:57:42,042
(DOOR BUZZES)
864
00:57:43,584 --> 00:57:44,959
(LAUGHS)
865
00:57:45,084 --> 00:57:47,292
What have you got in there, anyway?
866
00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,001
Random thoughts.
867
00:57:49,126 --> 00:57:52,417
- (GASPS) I know!
- What?
868
00:57:52,501 --> 00:57:55,001
You should showcase yourself
here tonight!
869
00:57:55,084 --> 00:57:56,126
Mmm...
870
00:57:56,209 --> 00:57:58,834
You could read something
magnificent about me!
871
00:57:59,584 --> 00:58:00,792
You could write it right now.
872
00:58:00,876 --> 00:58:02,376
- (LAURA LAUGHS)
- Come on.
873
00:58:20,042 --> 00:58:22,501
(GROANS) I can't work under
this kind of pressure!
874
00:58:22,584 --> 00:58:24,251
Oh, come on!
You can work something up.
875
00:58:24,334 --> 00:58:26,042
It's literature, not an omelette.
876
00:58:26,126 --> 00:58:28,376
Ugh! Please don't mention food.
877
00:58:28,459 --> 00:58:31,876
(SINGS FOLK SONG IN IRISH)
878
00:58:33,876 --> 00:58:35,792
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
879
00:58:35,917 --> 00:58:37,667
- (SINGING CONTINUES)
- Yeah...
880
00:58:53,042 --> 00:58:55,167
- Thank you, Dylan.
- (APPLAUSE)
881
00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:57,834
- Yeah.
- That was fucking beautiful.
882
00:58:59,501 --> 00:59:00,917
- Hi.
- Hi. Mmm.
883
00:59:01,042 --> 00:59:03,417
Laura and Tyler,
may I introduce you
884
00:59:03,501 --> 00:59:06,917
to Dublin's finest
alt-minimalist poet, Gavin?
885
00:59:07,001 --> 00:59:11,376
I prefer to go by my nom
de plume, the Avant Gardener.
886
00:59:12,084 --> 00:59:13,876
Well, this is Laura,
887
00:59:13,959 --> 00:59:16,542
and she is gonna read
something tonight as well.
888
00:59:16,626 --> 00:59:17,666
- Isn't that right?
- Uh...
889
00:59:17,709 --> 00:59:20,792
'Cause her prose are finer
than the pubes of angels.
890
00:59:20,876 --> 00:59:22,959
MARTY: Great.
Well, we look forward to it.
891
00:59:25,084 --> 00:59:26,834
Sit. Hi.
892
00:59:31,876 --> 00:59:32,917
TYLER: That'll do. Again.
893
00:59:32,959 --> 00:59:35,292
- (GLASSES CHINK)
- (LAUGHS) Yeah.
894
00:59:38,251 --> 00:59:39,709
This is good whisky.
895
00:59:46,834 --> 00:59:50,334
Now, earlier tonight,
we spoke about beginnings.
896
00:59:50,417 --> 00:59:53,167
Right? About creating
a space for new ideas.
897
00:59:53,292 --> 00:59:56,751
No matter how unformed
or unfinished they might be.
898
00:59:56,876 --> 00:59:57,876
So...
899
01:00:04,626 --> 01:00:05,626
Gavin.
900
01:00:06,584 --> 01:00:07,626
Do you want to share?
901
01:00:12,876 --> 01:00:15,084
This is the nuclear summer.
902
01:00:16,084 --> 01:00:19,334
And I am thirsty... for sand.
903
01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,251
Your DM...
904
01:00:24,584 --> 01:00:27,376
..made me do sweat drop emojis.
905
01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:30,917
And I hate emojis.
906
01:00:32,917 --> 01:00:34,792
(SIGHS) That's all I have
to give tonight.
907
01:00:35,459 --> 01:00:38,209
- MARTY: Hear, hear.
- (APPLAUSE)
908
01:00:42,459 --> 01:00:46,126
Hey. Did you, uh...
want to share something?
909
01:00:46,251 --> 01:00:48,709
- TYLER: Yes. Yes, she does.
- Uh...
910
01:00:48,834 --> 01:00:51,959
Uh, um, um... hmm.
911
01:00:52,084 --> 01:00:54,334
I was gonna read something
912
01:00:54,417 --> 01:00:57,084
about my best friend, Tyler, um...
913
01:00:57,167 --> 01:01:00,751
I feel like I'm always
making notes about her.
914
01:01:00,876 --> 01:01:05,209
But I've been looking through
my notes, and, uh...
915
01:01:05,334 --> 01:01:07,459
- (SIGHS)
- Go. Go, go.
916
01:01:07,542 --> 01:01:09,667
Even small tidbits are fine.
917
01:01:10,042 --> 01:01:12,917
It's... a bit unformed.
(CHUCKLES)
918
01:01:13,209 --> 01:01:15,334
- So what?
- (INHALES SHARPLY)
919
01:01:16,459 --> 01:01:19,876
I always think of that...
Yeats poem.
920
01:01:20,709 --> 01:01:23,167
"With beauty like a tightened bow
921
01:01:24,001 --> 01:01:27,626
"The kind that is not natural
in an age like this."
922
01:01:27,709 --> 01:01:30,501
And why try and improve
on perfection, right?
923
01:01:30,626 --> 01:01:33,126
"Was there another Troy
for her to burn?"
924
01:01:33,501 --> 01:01:34,501
Exactly.
925
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:38,417
Fucking plagiarism, Lola?
926
01:01:38,501 --> 01:01:41,584
Come on. You're better
than this. Read something.
927
01:01:41,709 --> 01:01:44,876
"Talent borrows.
Genius steals."
928
01:01:44,917 --> 01:01:48,167
Hmm.
I thought you were an artist.
929
01:01:50,209 --> 01:01:51,792
Fuck you.
930
01:01:51,834 --> 01:01:53,768
When and where am I supposed
to write anything new?
931
01:01:53,792 --> 01:01:55,834
In my beautiful apartment.
932
01:01:55,917 --> 01:01:58,667
A hotbed of creation! (LAUGHS)
933
01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:02,126
Yeah, about that - I think
it's time I moved in with Jim.
934
01:02:03,126 --> 01:02:05,959
I need to start taking things
seriously, saving some cash.
935
01:02:11,167 --> 01:02:12,584
(LAUGHS)
936
01:02:29,751 --> 01:02:31,584
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)
937
01:02:48,459 --> 01:02:50,167
So, I thought Yeats was
the perfect choice.
938
01:02:50,209 --> 01:02:51,209
Thank you.
939
01:02:51,251 --> 01:02:53,292
Although, I don't agree
with you entirely.
940
01:02:54,251 --> 01:02:56,571
I think you need to get over
your worries about perfection,
941
01:02:56,626 --> 01:02:58,376
or you're never gonna
finish this novel.
942
01:02:58,917 --> 01:03:01,251
- Why?
- 'Cause everyone I know is writing a novel.
943
01:03:02,626 --> 01:03:04,667
Do you know how many are
actually gonna finish one?
944
01:03:05,876 --> 01:03:07,667
Yeah, I think that's optimistic.
945
01:03:08,209 --> 01:03:09,209
(CHUCKLES)
946
01:03:16,417 --> 01:03:18,251
Listen, we'll talk
properly tomorrow.
947
01:03:18,292 --> 01:03:19,667
Roger that.
948
01:03:24,542 --> 01:03:25,917
Mmm.
949
01:03:29,126 --> 01:03:31,834
So, it seems like
everyone is moving on.
950
01:03:32,876 --> 01:03:35,501
And I think I'm gonna go
with that Avant Gardener.
951
01:03:36,251 --> 01:03:38,084
- (TYLER CHUCKLES)
- (LAUGHS)
952
01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:39,334
Yeah.
953
01:03:40,042 --> 01:03:41,584
MARTY: You're, uh,
welcome to stay.
954
01:03:41,667 --> 01:03:44,376
I can root out your dress,
call you a cab.
955
01:03:55,167 --> 01:03:57,501
What's an animal's primary need?
956
01:03:58,667 --> 01:04:00,584
- Food.
- Sex.
957
01:04:01,959 --> 01:04:03,376
Safety.
958
01:04:13,209 --> 01:04:16,084
Have fun. I'll catch you later.
959
01:04:16,209 --> 01:04:17,792
- Yeah?
- Mmm.
960
01:04:17,876 --> 01:04:19,709
TYLER: Alright.
961
01:04:33,751 --> 01:04:35,876
(UNCORKS BOTTLE, POURS)
962
01:04:41,167 --> 01:04:42,459
Do you partake?
963
01:04:43,334 --> 01:04:45,376
- What is it?
- Coke.
964
01:04:45,792 --> 01:04:48,251
Hmm. An aristocrat.
965
01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:50,626
(CHUCKLES)
Uh, something like that.
966
01:04:59,584 --> 01:05:00,584
Ladies first.
967
01:05:05,251 --> 01:05:06,626
(SNORTS)
968
01:05:08,709 --> 01:05:09,959
(SIGHS) Mmm.
969
01:05:13,709 --> 01:05:15,126
(MARTY SNORTS)
970
01:05:15,251 --> 01:05:17,667
So, Tyler was
on fine form tonight.
971
01:05:17,751 --> 01:05:19,834
She gets aggressive in spring.
972
01:05:19,959 --> 01:05:22,001
Ah. She's quite the revolutionary.
973
01:05:23,126 --> 01:05:25,959
It's about owning our bodies.
974
01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:30,959
Curating our experiences
based on our desires.
975
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:38,959
And do you?
976
01:05:43,917 --> 01:05:45,542
Every day...
977
01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:48,292
..and every night.
978
01:06:12,792 --> 01:06:14,042
(GROANS SOFTLY)
979
01:06:31,209 --> 01:06:32,501
(LAUGHS)
980
01:06:37,209 --> 01:06:39,417
- Ah.
- (LAUGHS)
981
01:06:47,209 --> 01:06:48,834
(LAURA MOANS)
982
01:07:02,792 --> 01:07:04,501
Can you feel that, baby?
983
01:07:04,626 --> 01:07:08,167
Uh... not really.
It's quite off-putting.
984
01:07:09,167 --> 01:07:10,667
Well, what about this?
985
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:16,001
Listen, I ain't getting
nothing off that.
986
01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:18,167
OK...
987
01:07:23,751 --> 01:07:25,834
How about you give me some
for my nose?
988
01:07:25,959 --> 01:07:27,292
Or is that not the point?
989
01:07:29,167 --> 01:07:30,834
You want this up your nose?
990
01:07:30,917 --> 01:07:32,584
I'd quite like some fresh.
991
01:07:34,501 --> 01:07:35,751
OK.
992
01:07:55,042 --> 01:07:56,417
(CLEARS THROAT)
993
01:08:05,042 --> 01:08:07,501
I'm... sorry, I've come over all...
994
01:08:08,917 --> 01:08:10,084
Engaged.
995
01:08:11,876 --> 01:08:13,584
Something like that.
996
01:08:29,626 --> 01:08:31,917
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
997
01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:40,167
TYLER: Mmm! Mmm.
998
01:08:42,334 --> 01:08:45,167
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRS)
999
01:08:55,209 --> 01:08:57,709
LAURA: (SOFTLY)
"..they were legion.
1000
01:08:57,792 --> 01:08:59,667
"A fucking mess"...
1001
01:09:01,501 --> 01:09:03,584
(TYLER HUMS ALONG
TO JAZZ MUSIC)
1002
01:09:03,709 --> 01:09:05,417
(VACUUM CLEANER TURNS OFF)
1003
01:09:07,334 --> 01:09:09,876
Hmm. OK.
1004
01:09:23,376 --> 01:09:24,917
(SIGHS)
1005
01:09:26,459 --> 01:09:28,001
JIM: Eggs?
1006
01:09:29,167 --> 01:09:30,417
(LAURA CHUCKLES)
1007
01:09:33,334 --> 01:09:34,626
Mmm.
1008
01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:40,917
(JIM CHUCKLES)
1009
01:09:42,501 --> 01:09:44,876
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
- Mmm.
1010
01:09:49,626 --> 01:09:51,834
Why don't you leave
some clothes here?
1011
01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:53,834
You could have your own drawer.
1012
01:09:53,959 --> 01:09:56,751
(CHUCKLES) Imagine. The luxury!
1013
01:09:56,792 --> 01:09:59,001
Leave some pants here.
I dare you.
1014
01:10:02,792 --> 01:10:04,667
So... I'll move in here?
1015
01:10:07,167 --> 01:10:08,417
We'll live here?
1016
01:10:10,667 --> 01:10:12,167
What did you think we'd do?
1017
01:10:14,084 --> 01:10:16,667
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)
1018
01:10:17,751 --> 01:10:19,459
(DOOR OPENS)
1019
01:10:20,042 --> 01:10:21,084
Bonjour.
1020
01:10:22,042 --> 01:10:24,042
Very nice!
1021
01:10:24,084 --> 01:10:25,209
Right?
1022
01:10:27,084 --> 01:10:29,667
You know we're going to them,
they're not coming here?
1023
01:10:29,751 --> 01:10:31,834
Oh, I know.
This is all for you.
1024
01:10:34,459 --> 01:10:38,001
So, what happened with, uh,
"O Captain! My Captain!"?
1025
01:10:38,542 --> 01:10:40,876
- Got my dress back.
- What a relief.
1026
01:10:43,376 --> 01:10:45,459
We're not drinking.
We're going to meet a baby.
1027
01:10:46,126 --> 01:10:49,501
Well, I had nothing else to do
this morning, so...
1028
01:10:51,251 --> 01:10:53,876
(SIGHS) I lost my job, Lo.
1029
01:10:55,917 --> 01:10:57,292
Two weeks ago.
1030
01:10:57,709 --> 01:10:59,709
They caught me doing mandy
off the bean sacks.
1031
01:10:59,834 --> 01:11:01,376
(SCOFFS)
1032
01:11:01,501 --> 01:11:03,292
So I'm gonna need
your rent, like...
1033
01:11:04,542 --> 01:11:05,792
..today.
1034
01:11:18,001 --> 01:11:19,667
Hey! (LAUGHS)
1035
01:11:20,792 --> 01:11:23,709
Whew! You two smell of... fun.
1036
01:11:23,792 --> 01:11:25,376
- (TYLER FARTS)
- Oh!
1037
01:11:25,459 --> 01:11:28,626
Do try and contain yourself, Tyler.
So antisocial.
1038
01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:30,001
Shoes, Tyler.
1039
01:11:30,084 --> 01:11:31,459
Yes, yes.
1040
01:11:33,376 --> 01:11:36,417
Hey, look at this! It's like
fucking Bethlehem in here!
1041
01:11:36,501 --> 01:11:39,626
Tyler! What a lovely surprise.
1042
01:11:39,667 --> 01:11:41,626
LAURA: Jim's off to Berlin.
He sends his love.
1043
01:11:41,709 --> 01:11:44,209
JEAN: Ooh, Berlin.
Nice for some, eh?
1044
01:11:47,376 --> 01:11:49,126
(BABY MURMURS SOFTLY)
1045
01:11:53,209 --> 01:11:54,876
Oh, sis!
1046
01:11:54,959 --> 01:11:56,751
TYLER: We need
a large bucket of ice,
1047
01:11:56,834 --> 01:11:58,209
preferably cold, freezing.
1048
01:11:58,292 --> 01:11:59,542
(MIMICS STATIC) Over.
1049
01:11:59,626 --> 01:12:01,167
JEAN: For fuck's sake,
you're locked.
1050
01:12:01,251 --> 01:12:02,292
You're right.
1051
01:12:02,792 --> 01:12:05,501
YOU'RE 32.
It's getting embarrassing.
1052
01:12:05,876 --> 01:12:07,709
Oh, here, someone
has to break it to you.
1053
01:12:07,751 --> 01:12:09,542
Sooner or later,
the party has to end.
1054
01:12:09,626 --> 01:12:10,709
BOTH: Why?
1055
01:12:10,834 --> 01:12:15,167
Because you get left behind
and you become a tragedy.
1056
01:12:15,251 --> 01:12:18,417
Well, tragedy plus time
equals comedy.
1057
01:12:19,459 --> 01:12:21,167
Jeannie, I've got something for you.
1058
01:12:21,251 --> 01:12:23,042
Something you're gonna like.
1059
01:12:23,126 --> 01:12:24,792
I don't want drugs in my house.
1060
01:12:24,876 --> 01:12:26,834
Oh, come on.
This house is full of drugs.
1061
01:12:26,917 --> 01:12:30,834
Caffeine. Alcohol.
Your father's antidepressants.
1062
01:12:30,917 --> 01:12:32,251
Your antidepressants.
1063
01:12:32,334 --> 01:12:34,459
You told her
I was on antidepressants?!
1064
01:12:34,542 --> 01:12:36,876
I was trying to convince her
you were still cool.
1065
01:12:37,001 --> 01:12:40,459
Plus, I know what you ground up
in there last summer!
1066
01:12:40,542 --> 01:12:42,876
The night we did
the macarena, hmm?
1067
01:12:42,959 --> 01:12:44,709
The night we kissed?
1068
01:12:44,792 --> 01:12:47,959
Let's do the math, shall we?
That was about...
1069
01:12:48,042 --> 01:12:49,501
..eight and a half months ago?
1070
01:12:49,584 --> 01:12:51,334
Shut the fuck up, Tyler,
or I swear to God,
1071
01:12:51,417 --> 01:12:52,937
I'll run you through
with a breadknife!
1072
01:12:53,001 --> 01:12:55,292
(LAUGHS) There she is.
Good old Jeannie.
1073
01:12:55,376 --> 01:12:57,296
I knew she still had
that fighting spirit inside.
1074
01:12:57,792 --> 01:12:59,352
This is how you want
to meet your niece?
1075
01:13:05,209 --> 01:13:07,709
I'm breastfeeding!
1076
01:13:07,792 --> 01:13:09,667
- (HISSES)
- Oh!
1077
01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:17,542
JEAN: (GASPS) Oh!
1078
01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:19,042
(MUTTERS) Christ!
1079
01:13:20,834 --> 01:13:23,376
So, Laura, how's the writing
coming, then?
1080
01:13:23,417 --> 01:13:25,834
Are you going to move in
with Jim before the wedding?
1081
01:13:26,334 --> 01:13:27,250
Yeah...
1082
01:13:27,251 --> 01:13:29,685
Actually, I thought you should
keep your room on as an office.
1083
01:13:29,709 --> 01:13:32,167
You know what?
That's not a bad idea.
1084
01:13:32,251 --> 01:13:34,417
- What, like joint custody?
- (LAUGHS)
1085
01:13:34,501 --> 01:13:36,334
And what's so wrong
with joint custody?
1086
01:13:36,376 --> 01:13:37,792
A lot of families do it.
1087
01:13:37,876 --> 01:13:40,001
You don't have to be
so 20th century about it.
1088
01:13:40,042 --> 01:13:41,762
And you don't have to
always make everything
1089
01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:43,334
so difficult and unpleasant.
1090
01:13:43,376 --> 01:13:44,751
- Hey.
- You know she does.
1091
01:13:45,167 --> 01:13:46,251
Do you know I do?
1092
01:13:48,334 --> 01:13:49,626
Aww! Mmm!
1093
01:13:50,334 --> 01:13:53,792
Look how beautiful my niece is.
1094
01:13:53,917 --> 01:13:56,834
(GASPS) Yes.
1095
01:13:56,959 --> 01:13:59,626
Today is all about Shirley.
1096
01:14:04,542 --> 01:14:06,042
JEAN: Julian! Uh...
1097
01:14:06,792 --> 01:14:07,792
This way, Lo!
1098
01:14:07,876 --> 01:14:09,667
JEAN: Put her down.
1099
01:14:09,751 --> 01:14:13,251
She's fine with me.
What is your problem, Jean?
1100
01:14:13,376 --> 01:14:15,584
You're fine with your Aunty Lo.
1101
01:14:16,042 --> 01:14:17,876
Aren't you, Shirley, girl?
1102
01:14:17,959 --> 01:14:19,292
- Laura...
- What? What?
1103
01:14:21,209 --> 01:14:23,542
(BABY CRIES)
1104
01:14:23,626 --> 01:14:26,251
Laura! What is wrong with you?
1105
01:14:26,334 --> 01:14:28,084
Uh, white wine, salt and Perrier -
1106
01:14:28,209 --> 01:14:30,126
that's how you get red wine
out of a baby.
1107
01:14:30,167 --> 01:14:31,917
Get her out of here!
1108
01:14:33,876 --> 01:14:34,876
Fine.
1109
01:14:35,834 --> 01:14:37,501
Come on, Tyler. Let's go.
1110
01:14:39,834 --> 01:14:42,792
- Shh-sh-sh-sh.
- Darling.
1111
01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:45,626
Did you see those cards?
1112
01:14:45,751 --> 01:14:48,542
"Welcome to the club -
the baby club!"
1113
01:14:48,626 --> 01:14:50,466
Let me tell you about
the baby club, my friend.
1114
01:14:50,542 --> 01:14:51,542
The baby club is like
1115
01:14:51,626 --> 01:14:54,292
one of those God-awful
discotheques in Temple Bar
1116
01:14:54,334 --> 01:14:55,709
where it's packed with tourists
1117
01:14:55,751 --> 01:14:57,126
and you can't get
a decent drink,
1118
01:14:57,167 --> 01:14:58,727
and the minute that
somebody new walks in,
1119
01:14:58,751 --> 01:14:59,876
everybody looks at them
1120
01:15:00,001 --> 01:15:01,917
with this fucking desperate,
manic glee,
1121
01:15:02,001 --> 01:15:03,084
because they're so relieved
1122
01:15:03,167 --> 01:15:05,047
that some other poor fucker
fell into their club
1123
01:15:05,084 --> 01:15:07,334
after they paid 20 quid
and they can't leave.
1124
01:15:09,709 --> 01:15:11,459
- What?
- (SIGHS)
1125
01:15:13,459 --> 01:15:15,584
I know we come
from different places,
1126
01:15:15,709 --> 01:15:17,834
and I am sorry about that.
1127
01:15:21,626 --> 01:15:23,310
You're the one who spilled
the wine on the baby.
1128
01:15:23,334 --> 01:15:25,501
- You made the martinis.
- And you drank 'em.
1129
01:15:25,584 --> 01:15:27,334
You're just as fucked as me!
1130
01:15:27,959 --> 01:15:29,167
Look, T, I...
1131
01:15:32,126 --> 01:15:35,792
We will always have each other,
but there comes a time
1132
01:15:35,917 --> 01:15:38,751
when there needs to be room
for other things.
1133
01:15:41,334 --> 01:15:43,334
Are you saying we need space?
1134
01:15:43,376 --> 01:15:44,376
Yeah.
1135
01:15:52,376 --> 01:15:54,292
I'm 30 next week.
1136
01:15:54,334 --> 01:15:56,376
(LAUGHS) It's fine.
1137
01:15:57,959 --> 01:15:59,542
Look, 30 doesn't hurt.
1138
01:15:59,626 --> 01:16:01,560
You sound like one of those
fucking motivational cards -
1139
01:16:01,584 --> 01:16:02,876
"Thirty isn't hurty."
1140
01:16:09,292 --> 01:16:11,084
We said we'd be
in New York City together
1141
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,792
by the time we were 30.
1142
01:16:22,084 --> 01:16:23,209
Wait, do you hear that?
1143
01:16:26,626 --> 01:16:28,417
- What?
- Shhh.
1144
01:16:35,792 --> 01:16:37,126
I don't hear anything.
1145
01:16:39,751 --> 01:16:41,251
Exactly.
1146
01:16:42,792 --> 01:16:45,292
It's the non-sound
of the suburbs.
1147
01:16:47,042 --> 01:16:48,876
They sell it as peace,
1148
01:16:50,001 --> 01:16:53,001
but really, it's just death...
closing in.
1149
01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:04,459
(JIM PLAYS PIANO SOFTLY)
1150
01:17:06,292 --> 01:17:07,959
(GROANS SOFTLY)
1151
01:17:12,709 --> 01:17:14,001
Morning.
1152
01:17:14,501 --> 01:17:15,501
(GRUNTS)
1153
01:17:16,876 --> 01:17:18,459
Want breakfast?
1154
01:17:18,542 --> 01:17:20,917
Hmm... no, thanks.
1155
01:17:21,001 --> 01:17:23,417
I'll just grab something
and work through.
1156
01:17:27,001 --> 01:17:29,626
I can't believe you're even up
after such a late flight.
1157
01:17:29,709 --> 01:17:31,417
I'm a machine.
1158
01:17:32,251 --> 01:17:34,459
So, how did it go
meeting Shirley?
1159
01:17:35,292 --> 01:17:37,001
Did it make you broody?
1160
01:17:40,167 --> 01:17:41,626
Made me clumsy.
1161
01:17:43,292 --> 01:17:44,751
I spilled wine on her.
1162
01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:46,209
- What?
- (CHUCKLES)
1163
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:49,584
As social faux pas go,
it is right up there.
1164
01:17:53,542 --> 01:17:54,542
Hey.
1165
01:17:55,876 --> 01:17:57,709
I'm letting all the sides down.
1166
01:17:59,542 --> 01:18:01,209
You're not letting me down.
1167
01:18:10,251 --> 01:18:11,792
(SIGHS)
1168
01:18:14,334 --> 01:18:15,334
What is it?
1169
01:18:15,459 --> 01:18:17,042
- What?
- Huh?
1170
01:18:18,251 --> 01:18:22,042
Oh, listen... I think I might
actually have to let you down.
1171
01:18:22,792 --> 01:18:24,709
I don't think I can make it
to Tyler's party.
1172
01:18:25,876 --> 01:18:28,876
I have a thing, a... work thing,
1173
01:18:28,959 --> 01:18:31,001
and I just need to be
super fresh, you know?
1174
01:18:32,001 --> 01:18:34,501
What kind of work thing?
(CLEARS THROAT)
1175
01:18:34,584 --> 01:18:37,792
It's a recital for the board.
Very fancy.
1176
01:18:37,834 --> 01:18:41,084
And then after,
they're announcing this fellowship,
1177
01:18:41,126 --> 01:18:42,584
and I'm short-listed.
1178
01:18:43,167 --> 01:18:44,876
It's alright, though.
You don't have to go.
1179
01:18:44,959 --> 01:18:47,876
That's... that's amazing, Jim!
1180
01:18:48,001 --> 01:18:50,001
- Which day is it?
- Saturday.
1181
01:18:50,126 --> 01:18:52,251
But you don't have to go,
honestly.
1182
01:18:53,417 --> 01:18:54,917
Yeah, you said that already.
1183
01:18:55,626 --> 01:18:58,084
It's fine. Tyler's party
is on the Friday.
1184
01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:00,251
- What time is your thing?
- Two.
1185
01:19:00,376 --> 01:19:02,376
I don't think
I can manage both, though.
1186
01:19:02,459 --> 01:19:07,209
And you should, you know,
fully explore Tyler's party.
1187
01:19:07,292 --> 01:19:08,334
You can't let her down.
1188
01:19:10,209 --> 01:19:12,959
I can function in your world,
you know.
1189
01:19:13,084 --> 01:19:15,709
(PLAYS) I know. (CHUCKLES)
I never said you couldn't.
1190
01:19:16,917 --> 01:19:18,917
(JIM STOPS PLAYING, WRITES)
1191
01:19:22,334 --> 01:19:25,126
(JIM RESUMES PLAYING)
1192
01:19:25,209 --> 01:19:26,626
You don't want me to come.
1193
01:19:26,751 --> 01:19:28,209
JIM: (STOPS) Of course I do.
1194
01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:34,042
(DANCE MUSIC THUMPS)
1195
01:19:47,501 --> 01:19:49,251
- Hey.
- Hey!
1196
01:19:49,376 --> 01:19:53,584
Oh! How are my two
favourite people?
1197
01:19:53,709 --> 01:19:54,792
Happy birthday.
1198
01:19:54,876 --> 01:19:56,917
Oh, thank you!
1199
01:19:57,001 --> 01:19:58,417
Mmm. It's like a roux.
1200
01:19:58,459 --> 01:19:59,792
It's worth it.
1201
01:19:59,876 --> 01:20:01,667
- Hmm. Hmm?
- Nah.
1202
01:20:04,167 --> 01:20:06,626
- I'm gonna grab a drink.
- Yes.
1203
01:20:06,751 --> 01:20:08,167
How come you invited him?
1204
01:20:09,126 --> 01:20:10,584
To keep the dream alive?
1205
01:20:11,501 --> 01:20:13,084
What happened between you two?
1206
01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,542
- Nothing.
- Mmm. Liar.
1207
01:20:17,417 --> 01:20:19,459
- You can't breathe a word.
- Of course not.
1208
01:20:19,501 --> 01:20:22,084
He was pure porno 1984.
1209
01:20:22,876 --> 01:20:25,584
- What? Pussy or ass?
- (WHISTLES)
1210
01:20:26,876 --> 01:20:27,959
Wow.
1211
01:20:28,834 --> 01:20:31,126
- What a waste.
- That's exactly what I said!
1212
01:20:31,209 --> 01:20:32,292
- Right?
- Yes!
1213
01:20:32,376 --> 01:20:34,251
Oh! Please don't leave
too early.
1214
01:20:34,292 --> 01:20:35,459
Oh, no, I won't.
1215
01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:39,626
Oh, I was so fucked.
1216
01:20:39,667 --> 01:20:41,393
And I remember I tried
to go home the next day
1217
01:20:41,417 --> 01:20:42,417
and my mam was like...
1218
01:20:53,584 --> 01:20:54,626
(SNORTING)
1219
01:21:04,834 --> 01:21:06,876
I needed a new raison d'être.
1220
01:21:07,501 --> 01:21:09,209
I'm sorry.
1221
01:21:10,417 --> 01:21:12,501
Uh, did you want some
before we clear up?
1222
01:21:15,709 --> 01:21:16,666
Yes.
1223
01:21:16,667 --> 01:21:18,667
- Yeah!
- Mmmm!
1224
01:21:18,751 --> 01:21:19,959
(SNORTS)
1225
01:21:20,959 --> 01:21:21,959
(WHISTLES)
1226
01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:27,459
As long as I'm in bed
for three, it's totally fine.
1227
01:21:27,876 --> 01:21:28,876
Totally fine.
1228
01:21:29,167 --> 01:21:30,626
TYLER: So, there was
this one time
1229
01:21:30,667 --> 01:21:32,626
that Lo and I were
at this music festival
1230
01:21:32,709 --> 01:21:37,834
and a proper insect
fell out of Lo's vagina.
1231
01:21:37,917 --> 01:21:40,209
- It was my pubes!
- (LAUGHS) Whatever!
1232
01:21:40,334 --> 01:21:42,185
Whatever. It was like
a fucking tick or something.
1233
01:21:42,209 --> 01:21:44,810
Honestly, I thought we agreed
to leave this anecdote for dinner parties.
1234
01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:47,084
TYLER: Well, anyways,
when she got home,
1235
01:21:47,167 --> 01:21:48,709
she had to, like, shave the lot off.
1236
01:21:48,792 --> 01:21:50,272
You know, like,
full Hollywood, right?
1237
01:21:50,667 --> 01:21:52,292
So, when she comes out
of the bathroom
1238
01:21:52,417 --> 01:21:54,143
and I see her for
the first time, I was like,
1239
01:21:54,167 --> 01:21:59,167
"Lo! That haircut has taken
years off of you."
1240
01:21:59,292 --> 01:22:00,959
(MARTY AND TYLER LAUGH)
1241
01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:03,917
(SLOW, TRIPPY MUSIC PLAYS)
1242
01:22:08,209 --> 01:22:12,126
LAURA: Mmm, so,
how does it feel to be 30?
1243
01:22:13,917 --> 01:22:16,042
(SIGHS)
1244
01:22:16,167 --> 01:22:20,459
Linear time is
a trick of the light.
1245
01:22:22,626 --> 01:22:27,417
LAURA: I should probably stop
at 6am on the dot.
1246
01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:32,251
Baby, that is so feasible,
it's verging on logic.
1247
01:22:40,042 --> 01:22:44,376
When did everybody
get so serious?
1248
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:49,042
I want to go beyond
analysis tonight.
1249
01:22:49,167 --> 01:22:52,626
I think the three of us might
be the last true dreamers.
1250
01:22:52,751 --> 01:22:54,709
- TYLER: Amen!
- I need to piss.
1251
01:22:59,834 --> 01:23:04,417
Sometimes the best reason
is a vacation from reason.
1252
01:23:06,751 --> 01:23:07,751
(CHUCKLES)
1253
01:23:13,667 --> 01:23:15,126
MARTY: Birthdays
aren't the best time
1254
01:23:15,209 --> 01:23:17,167
for deep-and-meaningfuls,
you know?
1255
01:23:17,292 --> 01:23:20,001
Way too much pressure.
There's too much anticlimax.
1256
01:23:20,126 --> 01:23:21,126
LAURA: No.
1257
01:23:39,459 --> 01:23:43,251
You know that Yeats line
about choosing life or art?
1258
01:23:43,334 --> 01:23:45,001
Yeah, The Choice.
1259
01:23:45,126 --> 01:23:47,167
"The intellect of man
is forced to choose
1260
01:23:47,292 --> 01:23:49,084
"Perfection of the life
or of the work."
1261
01:23:49,209 --> 01:23:51,834
Yeah. I think that's true
for women too.
1262
01:23:56,917 --> 01:23:59,018
When you're just running and
running and you're not sure
1263
01:23:59,042 --> 01:24:00,435
if someone's actually
following you or not.
1264
01:24:00,459 --> 01:24:01,643
MARTY: But you just keep running.
1265
01:24:01,667 --> 01:24:03,102
And you just fucking
keep going, just...
1266
01:24:03,126 --> 01:24:05,542
And I'm swearing that the dogs
are fucking following us,
1267
01:24:05,626 --> 01:24:07,893
'cause every bark that we hear,
I'm like, "That's her dog."
1268
01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:10,542
She definitely has more than
one dog when she's there.
1269
01:24:10,626 --> 01:24:12,834
- Uh-huh.
- Right. 11am.
1270
01:24:12,917 --> 01:24:15,459
- One for the road.
- OK. Let's make it count.
1271
01:24:18,876 --> 01:24:20,501
(VOMITS)
1272
01:24:22,292 --> 01:24:23,292
Are you OK?
1273
01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:27,792
Sign of a good night.
This is the bit where I puke.
1274
01:24:28,959 --> 01:24:30,209
Oh!
1275
01:24:31,917 --> 01:24:33,292
(LAURA GARGLES)
1276
01:24:33,417 --> 01:24:35,209
(LAUGHS)
1277
01:24:36,792 --> 01:24:39,042
(BREATHES IN AND OUT RAPIDLY)
1278
01:24:39,167 --> 01:24:40,709
Better?
1279
01:24:40,834 --> 01:24:42,167
Much.
1280
01:25:00,001 --> 01:25:01,459
(MARTY SIGHS)
1281
01:25:40,792 --> 01:25:42,417
TYLER:
"But by turns fascinated...
1282
01:25:43,042 --> 01:25:45,667
"By turns fascinated
and reassured,
1283
01:25:46,959 --> 01:25:50,542
"his mouth, his composure,
his steady, loving gaze.
1284
01:25:51,709 --> 01:25:54,959
"In some moments, I wanted
to be owned by him."
1285
01:25:55,626 --> 01:25:56,876
What are you doing?
1286
01:25:58,417 --> 01:25:59,584
"Owned"?
1287
01:25:59,667 --> 01:26:00,959
That's private.
1288
01:26:01,417 --> 01:26:04,292
Since when? Why, what is it?
1289
01:26:04,792 --> 01:26:07,417
What is this bogus bullshit?
I don't understand.
1290
01:26:08,042 --> 01:26:10,501
I mean, who are you, Jean?
1291
01:26:10,584 --> 01:26:12,876
You're just another one
of the fucking herd?
1292
01:26:12,959 --> 01:26:14,917
I mean, you don't believe this?
1293
01:26:16,751 --> 01:26:18,001
I'm leaving, Tyler.
1294
01:26:19,709 --> 01:26:21,584
Wait, OK. Wait, wait, wait.
1295
01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:23,251
Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait.
1296
01:26:24,001 --> 01:26:26,459
Don't forget your shades, huh?
1297
01:26:26,542 --> 01:26:27,834
There!
1298
01:26:27,917 --> 01:26:29,084
Eyyyyy!
1299
01:26:31,292 --> 01:26:33,459
- What is your problem?
- You. This.
1300
01:26:36,876 --> 01:26:38,542
OK. You know what?
1301
01:26:38,584 --> 01:26:42,209
Why don't you just go the fuck
home, then, little kiddie? Hmm?
1302
01:26:42,292 --> 01:26:44,542
Go bury your head
in some big man's lap
1303
01:26:44,626 --> 01:26:47,667
and sleep the rest
of your life away.
1304
01:26:48,167 --> 01:26:49,542
But let me tell you something.
1305
01:26:49,626 --> 01:26:52,126
One day,
you're gonna wake up 45
1306
01:26:52,209 --> 01:26:54,001
and you're not gonna know how.
1307
01:26:54,959 --> 01:26:58,251
When you're old and grey
and full of sleep...
1308
01:26:58,334 --> 01:26:59,501
Stop it!
1309
01:27:01,417 --> 01:27:04,292
Stop with the fucking poetry!
1310
01:27:07,042 --> 01:27:08,126
(SLAMS DOOR)
1311
01:27:08,209 --> 01:27:11,251
Just remember,
you bailed first, Lolo!
1312
01:27:12,167 --> 01:27:13,626
You bailed first.
1313
01:27:21,167 --> 01:27:22,376
(SNIFFS)
1314
01:27:34,126 --> 01:27:35,459
(SNIFFS)
1315
01:27:43,709 --> 01:27:44,834
(SNIFFS)
1316
01:27:48,834 --> 01:27:50,584
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1317
01:28:01,626 --> 01:28:02,626
Jim!
1318
01:28:03,584 --> 01:28:04,584
(SNIFFS)
1319
01:28:08,001 --> 01:28:11,001
Isn't this amazing?
Isn't Jim the greatest?
1320
01:28:11,084 --> 01:28:13,501
I'm so proud of you.
You are so gonna win.
1321
01:28:14,167 --> 01:28:15,251
Look at this place.
1322
01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:17,876
Look at all of you. (CHUCKLES)
1323
01:28:17,959 --> 01:28:20,542
Um... uh, this is
my fiancée, Laura.
1324
01:28:20,626 --> 01:28:21,917
Would you please look after her
1325
01:28:21,959 --> 01:28:23,417
while I get us
a couple of drinks?
1326
01:28:23,459 --> 01:28:24,834
She's a writer.
1327
01:28:24,876 --> 01:28:26,959
LAURA: Well... (CHUCKLES)
1328
01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:29,417
..I'm more of a typist
at the moment.
1329
01:28:29,459 --> 01:28:31,917
I aspire to be
as dedicated as Jim is.
1330
01:28:32,001 --> 01:28:33,518
I aspire to be a lot of things,
actually.
1331
01:28:33,542 --> 01:28:36,834
But I-I-I'm trying to nail
the work-life balance,
1332
01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:38,834
or more like
the work-party balance.
1333
01:28:38,917 --> 01:28:40,209
Work hard, play hard, you know.
1334
01:28:40,251 --> 01:28:43,542
But these days and nights
are still passing in a blur.
1335
01:28:43,626 --> 01:28:46,667
It's like 10 years can just
slip by unnoticed.
1336
01:28:47,251 --> 01:28:48,792
How does that even happen?
Like...
1337
01:28:49,376 --> 01:28:52,959
A whole decade just... gone.
1338
01:28:55,417 --> 01:28:56,667
Anyway, so, it was...
1339
01:28:59,001 --> 01:29:00,167
Oh, fu...
1340
01:29:00,292 --> 01:29:01,917
- Shit. Sorry.
- Oh!
1341
01:29:02,001 --> 01:29:04,001
(JIM CHUCKLES)
1342
01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:07,709
He's been putting himself
under so much pressure.
1343
01:29:07,792 --> 01:29:09,959
That's OK. It's just
these shoes and this floor.
1344
01:29:10,042 --> 01:29:11,251
Not a good combination.
1345
01:29:11,334 --> 01:29:13,001
We can't even say
you were drunk!
1346
01:29:13,084 --> 01:29:15,667
You know, he's not had a drink
for two months.
1347
01:29:15,751 --> 01:29:16,751
I haven't either.
1348
01:29:18,126 --> 01:29:19,959
It's a terrible thing, alcohol.
1349
01:29:20,501 --> 01:29:22,084
Makes... people dicks.
1350
01:29:24,459 --> 01:29:25,501
Mmm.
1351
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:29,042
I'll, um... catch up with you later.
Good luck.
1352
01:29:29,126 --> 01:29:30,209
Thank you.
1353
01:29:31,917 --> 01:29:34,292
I'll be a few minutes.
(CLEARS THROAT) Sorry.
1354
01:29:46,251 --> 01:29:47,334
(SOBS)
1355
01:29:50,417 --> 01:29:52,501
(APPLAUSE)
1356
01:30:25,626 --> 01:30:26,667
When?
1357
01:30:29,126 --> 01:30:30,126
Um...
1358
01:30:31,459 --> 01:30:32,459
Mexico.
1359
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,917
Just after we got engaged?
1360
01:30:38,209 --> 01:30:40,959
(SCOFFS) The land of
the golden ocelots. (LAUGHS)
1361
01:30:41,042 --> 01:30:42,667
It was a drunken mistake.
1362
01:30:44,834 --> 01:30:46,251
I was drunk.
1363
01:30:48,751 --> 01:30:50,876
I... (SIGHS)
1364
01:30:56,459 --> 01:30:58,001
I feel like...
1365
01:30:59,126 --> 01:31:01,667
..the reality of this
isn't right for either of us.
1366
01:31:02,834 --> 01:31:04,709
The abstract of marriage
is manifesting...
1367
01:31:04,792 --> 01:31:07,876
The reality is
me and you, Laura.
1368
01:31:08,501 --> 01:31:10,126
That's not abstract. It's real.
1369
01:31:10,251 --> 01:31:11,751
- Did you fuck her?
- No.
1370
01:31:12,667 --> 01:31:13,667
No.
1371
01:31:14,251 --> 01:31:15,667
But you touched her tits?
1372
01:31:17,292 --> 01:31:18,667
Yeah.
1373
01:31:31,376 --> 01:31:32,667
(MOANS SOFTLY)
1374
01:31:36,501 --> 01:31:38,042
Did you eat her pussy?
1375
01:31:42,751 --> 01:31:44,334
(LAUGHS)
1376
01:32:10,501 --> 01:32:11,584
Marty?
1377
01:32:27,792 --> 01:32:32,584
(SIGHS) This is just a waste
of good entertainment.
1378
01:33:44,292 --> 01:33:45,584
JEAN: What happened?
1379
01:33:46,459 --> 01:33:48,084
Jim cheated on me.
1380
01:33:49,334 --> 01:33:51,001
- Fucking hell.
- Mmm.
1381
01:33:54,542 --> 01:33:56,167
And I cheated on him.
1382
01:34:08,959 --> 01:34:10,209
Do you want a drink?
1383
01:34:10,334 --> 01:34:11,751
Mmm.
1384
01:34:12,334 --> 01:34:13,334
Tea?
1385
01:34:18,501 --> 01:34:19,959
(SHIRLEY FUSSES)
1386
01:34:20,084 --> 01:34:22,001
(SIGHS)
1387
01:34:25,834 --> 01:34:27,001
I'll get her.
1388
01:34:27,126 --> 01:34:29,501
(SHIRLEY CRIES)
1389
01:34:33,459 --> 01:34:35,917
Shh. Shh. Shh, shh, shh.
1390
01:34:41,917 --> 01:34:45,667
- (SHIRLEY CRIES)
- Shh. Shh. Shh.
1391
01:34:47,626 --> 01:34:49,292
(SIGHS)
1392
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:51,001
(SHIRLEY QUIETENS)
1393
01:34:51,126 --> 01:34:53,626
Things are pretty fucked up,
Shirley.
1394
01:35:41,459 --> 01:35:42,834
What are you gonna do?
1395
01:35:42,876 --> 01:35:44,709
(SIGHS) I don't know.
1396
01:35:47,417 --> 01:35:49,042
Can I stay here tonight?
1397
01:35:53,251 --> 01:35:55,709
Got anything going spare
in your property empire?
1398
01:35:55,834 --> 01:35:58,834
(CHUCKLES) It's a few flats.
1399
01:36:01,167 --> 01:36:02,251
OK.
1400
01:36:03,417 --> 01:36:05,084
Maybe I know of
something small.
1401
01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:07,542
Small is good.
1402
01:36:08,167 --> 01:36:09,459
Small is all I need.
1403
01:36:10,126 --> 01:36:11,917
Shh, shh, shh.
1404
01:36:13,209 --> 01:36:14,667
(JEAN LAUGHS)
1405
01:36:15,751 --> 01:36:17,167
What's so funny?
1406
01:36:17,917 --> 01:36:19,709
You can't just put a baby
on the floor
1407
01:36:19,792 --> 01:36:21,542
when you're done with it,
Laura!
1408
01:36:22,167 --> 01:36:23,542
(LAUGHS) Like a handbag!
1409
01:36:24,167 --> 01:36:27,834
She's fine. People are
hysterical about babies.
1410
01:36:27,876 --> 01:36:29,167
(LAUGHS)
1411
01:36:29,209 --> 01:36:30,917
(WIND HOWLS)
1412
01:36:55,042 --> 01:36:58,209
(MURMURS) Let's go
to the airport. Let's go.
1413
01:37:01,126 --> 01:37:03,709
(MURMURS INDISTINCTLY)
1414
01:37:09,042 --> 01:37:10,959
Let's go!
1415
01:37:46,459 --> 01:37:48,834
LAURA: The dawn of
your new decade.
1416
01:37:52,917 --> 01:37:54,209
How are you feeling?
1417
01:38:01,626 --> 01:38:03,542
TYLER: I'm covered in fungus.
1418
01:38:12,917 --> 01:38:14,626
LAURA: Come on, piglet.
1419
01:38:14,709 --> 01:38:15,751
I'll roast you a pizza.
1420
01:38:18,292 --> 01:38:19,292
Arggh!
1421
01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:44,542
Ooh.
1422
01:38:50,501 --> 01:38:51,501
Thank you.
1423
01:38:51,584 --> 01:38:54,376
WOMAN: (ON COMPUTER) So, today
I've got a solo date with him.
1424
01:38:54,417 --> 01:38:56,001
But no,
they're supporting this.
1425
01:38:56,126 --> 01:38:57,959
Like, they're actually
having him go on a date
1426
01:38:58,084 --> 01:38:59,935
and then putting her,
to embarrass her, to be like,
1427
01:38:59,959 --> 01:39:02,126
"No, women actually...
Lucky, poor them.
1428
01:39:02,251 --> 01:39:03,667
"They're trying to find
partners.
1429
01:39:03,792 --> 01:39:04,912
"Too bad they can't get any.
1430
01:39:05,001 --> 01:39:06,393
"That's why they've got to go
on this date.
1431
01:39:06,417 --> 01:39:08,584
- "So sad. Poor her."
- (LAUGHS)
1432
01:39:08,709 --> 01:39:10,602
MAN: (ON COMPUTER) Yeah, so,
obviously, all of us here...
1433
01:39:10,626 --> 01:39:12,167
(PHONE VIBRATES)
1434
01:39:12,292 --> 01:39:14,126
MAN: Look, you know,
I'm not happy for anyone
1435
01:39:14,167 --> 01:39:16,209
who gets to go on a date
with Stacey.
1436
01:39:16,334 --> 01:39:19,209
But if Rick does get a
one-on-one, I'd be very upset.
1437
01:39:19,334 --> 01:39:21,251
WOMAN:
I think this seriously would be
1438
01:39:21,376 --> 01:39:23,209
an incredible place
to fall in love.
1439
01:39:23,334 --> 01:39:26,292
MAN: Stacey's gonna spend
more time with one of us,
1440
01:39:26,417 --> 01:39:28,376
and to be there
watching her enjoy a place
1441
01:39:28,501 --> 01:39:30,042
that she's always
wanted to go.
1442
01:39:30,167 --> 01:39:33,251
I can't wait to go on a date
with Stacey in Dublin.
1443
01:39:55,001 --> 01:39:56,584
(CHUCKLES) Sorry.
1444
01:40:01,042 --> 01:40:02,126
(LAURA SIGHS)
1445
01:40:07,126 --> 01:40:10,667
(CHUCKLES)
How's that going down?
1446
01:40:10,751 --> 01:40:13,501
Oh, it's disgusting.
1447
01:40:20,334 --> 01:40:21,751
So, what do you think?
1448
01:40:23,084 --> 01:40:25,709
I think vodka's our only option.
1449
01:40:40,876 --> 01:40:42,376
Do you love me, Laura?
1450
01:40:51,126 --> 01:40:52,417
Not enough.
1451
01:41:11,459 --> 01:41:13,917
(FUNKY LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYS)
1452
01:41:20,501 --> 01:41:22,417
MAN: Put the fag out, Bogart.
1453
01:41:22,834 --> 01:41:23,834
Or what?
1454
01:41:25,584 --> 01:41:28,417
Or you will feel the wrath
of my jujitsu.
1455
01:41:28,501 --> 01:41:29,792
(TYLER LAUGHS)
1456
01:41:35,709 --> 01:41:38,334
Oof! I have got the major
fanny gallops.
1457
01:41:39,334 --> 01:41:41,626
Fuck. I think
I just started my period.
1458
01:41:41,751 --> 01:41:43,667
It might even be late.
1459
01:41:44,667 --> 01:41:46,501
I don't know.
I sort of lost track.
1460
01:41:46,626 --> 01:41:48,459
It's always a relief, isn't it?
1461
01:41:53,626 --> 01:41:55,376
I feel weird.
1462
01:41:56,334 --> 01:41:58,376
20 years and it still
surprises me every time.
1463
01:41:59,084 --> 01:42:00,334
Like a season.
1464
01:42:00,376 --> 01:42:03,626
(FEIGNS SNORING) Snoresville.
I got the decorators in too.
1465
01:42:03,709 --> 01:42:06,042
Now, more importantly,
what are you gonna sing?
1466
01:42:06,167 --> 01:42:07,417
You Oughta Know?
1467
01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:09,876
Actually, T,
do you mind if we split?
1468
01:42:10,459 --> 01:42:11,542
What?
1469
01:42:12,084 --> 01:42:13,834
No. We only just got here.
1470
01:42:14,542 --> 01:42:17,626
Come on. You're developing
a terrible habit of leaving.
1471
01:42:30,251 --> 01:42:31,876
Are you alright
to just get a taxi?
1472
01:42:34,209 --> 01:42:36,751
WOMAN: First up, we have Tyler
singing Royals.
1473
01:42:36,792 --> 01:42:37,792
- (APPLAUSE)
- I'm up.
1474
01:42:37,834 --> 01:42:39,376
Come on, stay for my song.
1475
01:42:44,792 --> 01:42:46,917
(INTRO TO 'ROYALS' PLAYS)
1476
01:42:55,209 --> 01:42:57,334
TYLER:
♪ And we'll never be royals
1477
01:42:57,459 --> 01:42:58,459
♪ Royals
1478
01:42:58,460 --> 01:43:00,792
♪ It don't run in our blood
1479
01:43:00,917 --> 01:43:03,626
♪ That kind of lux
just ain't for us
1480
01:43:03,751 --> 01:43:06,084
♪ We crave
a different kind of buzz
1481
01:43:06,209 --> 01:43:09,792
- ♪ Let me be your ruler
- ♪ Ruler
1482
01:43:09,917 --> 01:43:11,917
♪ You can call me Queen Bee
1483
01:43:12,042 --> 01:43:15,792
- ♪ And, baby, I'll rule
- ♪ I'll rule, I'll rule... ♪
1484
01:43:31,626 --> 01:43:34,626
(FOOTSTEPS ECHO)
1485
01:43:52,792 --> 01:43:55,501
(SHIP'S HORN SOUNDS FAINTLY)
1486
01:43:58,001 --> 01:44:00,334
(SEAGULLS CRY)
1487
01:44:03,042 --> 01:44:05,417
(DISTANT LAUGHTER)
1488
01:44:07,126 --> 01:44:09,584
(DOOR OPENS,
MUSIC GROWS LOUDER)
1489
01:44:13,876 --> 01:44:15,042
I'm proud of you, sis.
1490
01:44:15,667 --> 01:44:16,667
For what?
1491
01:44:17,126 --> 01:44:18,876
For giving a beautiful speech.
1492
01:44:19,292 --> 01:44:20,459
For being here.
1493
01:44:27,959 --> 01:44:29,917
(JEAN SIGHS)
1494
01:44:30,042 --> 01:44:32,626
Bummed this off the barman.
1495
01:44:32,709 --> 01:44:35,251
- One of THOSE non-smokers!
- Mmm. (GIGGLES)
1496
01:44:36,751 --> 01:44:38,626
- Give us a drag.
- (GRUNTS)
1497
01:44:40,167 --> 01:44:42,334
Quick. Before he brings
Shirley out here.
1498
01:44:51,292 --> 01:44:52,584
He looks sick.
1499
01:44:54,626 --> 01:44:55,751
Yeah.
1500
01:44:56,876 --> 01:44:57,876
He does.
1501
01:45:26,917 --> 01:45:28,709
- Hi. (LAUGHS)
- Hi.
1502
01:45:32,542 --> 01:45:34,182
TYLER: Tell me about
the next time we met.
1503
01:45:34,417 --> 01:45:35,657
LAURA: You were driving a tram.
1504
01:45:35,709 --> 01:45:37,334
It wasn't even my tram.
1505
01:45:37,417 --> 01:45:39,209
It was the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
1506
01:45:46,167 --> 01:45:47,459
Was any of it real?
1507
01:45:50,417 --> 01:45:51,417
Mwah!
1508
01:45:56,959 --> 01:45:58,376
All of it.
1509
01:46:00,792 --> 01:46:02,376
Come on,
you're better than this.
1510
01:46:03,292 --> 01:46:06,584
What it takes, my friend,
is inspiration.
1511
01:46:09,834 --> 01:46:11,459
LAURA: Did you mean that
last night?
1512
01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:13,959
Did you?
1513
01:46:16,167 --> 01:46:17,292
Yeah.
1514
01:46:18,001 --> 01:46:19,001
Yeah.
1515
01:46:19,126 --> 01:46:22,084
JIM: You haven't thought about
the actual married bit
1516
01:46:22,209 --> 01:46:23,376
of being married?
1517
01:46:55,126 --> 01:46:56,334
I'm here.
1518
01:46:59,376 --> 01:47:00,542
And here.
1519
01:47:02,417 --> 01:47:05,001
And here, and here, and here.
1520
01:47:05,417 --> 01:47:08,751
And here, and here,
and here, and here...
1521
01:47:08,834 --> 01:47:10,126
And here.
1522
01:47:10,209 --> 01:47:12,001
(ECHOES) And here. And here...
1523
01:47:15,459 --> 01:47:16,917
I'm here.
1524
01:47:30,417 --> 01:47:31,959
(CAT HISSES)
1525
01:47:56,709 --> 01:47:58,001
(TYPES)
1526
01:48:05,417 --> 01:48:08,709
(CONTINUES TYPING)
1527
01:48:08,834 --> 01:48:11,251
(FOX PANTS)
1528
01:48:14,167 --> 01:48:16,709
('IF I GAVE YOU A PARTY'
BY SEXUAL HARRASSMENT PLAYS)
1529
01:48:16,792 --> 01:48:20,126
♪ If I gave you a party,
would you come?
1530
01:48:20,251 --> 01:48:23,042
♪ 'Cause I plan hot parties,
big fun
1531
01:48:23,542 --> 01:48:26,667
♪ If I invite you over,
please come
1532
01:48:26,792 --> 01:48:30,292
♪ I will keep it hot, then some
1533
01:48:30,417 --> 01:48:33,834
♪ If I begged you to party,
would you come?
1534
01:48:33,917 --> 01:48:36,959
♪ I've got plenty of good, hot
lovin', come get some
1535
01:48:37,084 --> 01:48:40,251
♪ If I offered all my lovin',
would you run?
1536
01:48:40,376 --> 01:48:43,376
♪ See, I guarantee a party
and hot fun
1537
01:48:47,251 --> 01:48:50,209
♪ If I kissed you on your hand,
would you come?
1538
01:48:50,626 --> 01:48:54,084
♪ If I held you in my arms,
would you come?
1539
01:48:54,209 --> 01:48:57,501
♪ If I opened up my heart,
would you run?
1540
01:48:57,626 --> 01:49:00,834
♪ Well, I'm throwing you
a party, please come
1541
01:49:00,959 --> 01:49:04,209
♪ If I kissed you on your
shoulder, would you come?
1542
01:49:04,334 --> 01:49:07,584
♪ If I kissed you all over,
would it run?
1543
01:49:07,709 --> 01:49:11,084
♪ If I got you wet and ready
for the sun
1544
01:49:11,209 --> 01:49:14,001
♪ Would it make you moan
and want to shoot your gun?
1545
01:49:27,709 --> 01:49:30,876
♪ Well, I'm giving you a party,
please come
1546
01:49:31,001 --> 01:49:34,459
♪ And I'll kiss you
where you want it, so come
1547
01:49:34,584 --> 01:49:37,751
♪ And I'm begging you to stay,
don't run
1548
01:49:37,876 --> 01:49:41,001
♪ I will keep myself wide open
if you come
1549
01:49:48,959 --> 01:49:52,417
♪ Are you ready for your party?
Please come
1550
01:49:52,542 --> 01:49:55,667
♪ I will keep you hot
and hearty, come, come
1551
01:49:55,792 --> 01:49:58,959
♪ I am begging you
to please me, please come
1552
01:49:59,084 --> 01:50:02,126
♪ I am giving you a party,
oh, come
1553
01:50:09,292 --> 01:50:12,459
♪ If I gave you a party,
would you come?
1554
01:50:12,584 --> 01:50:16,126
♪ 'Cause I plan hot parties,
big fun
1555
01:50:16,251 --> 01:50:19,417
♪ If I invite you over,
please come
1556
01:50:19,542 --> 01:50:22,751
♪ I will keep it hot,
then some
1557
01:50:22,876 --> 01:50:25,959
♪ If I begged you to party,
would you come?
1558
01:50:26,084 --> 01:50:29,501
♪ I've got plenty of good,
hot lovin', come get some
1559
01:50:29,626 --> 01:50:32,626
♪ If I offered all my lovin',
would you run?
1560
01:50:32,751 --> 01:50:36,251
♪ See, I guarantee a party
and hot fun... ♪
1561
01:50:37,751 --> 01:50:39,917
(GLASSES CLINK, CORK POPS)
1562
01:50:41,376 --> 01:50:44,959
(NOISY CHATTER, LAUGHTER)
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