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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,980 "It's Spring! Take Off!" Urusei Yatsura Special 2 00:01:37,070 --> 00:01:42,080 Urusei Yatsura All-Star All-Out Attack! 3 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:49,670 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am Moroboshi Ataru's mother. 4 00:01:49,790 --> 00:01:57,630 If I do say so myself, we... yes, we were enjoying the lifestyle... 5 00:01:57,720 --> 00:02:01,550 ...of a typical Upper Middle class family, but... 6 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,680 Hey, they're doing something again! 7 00:02:03,850 --> 00:02:07,230 It's a demon! An alien! A monster! 8 00:02:07,390 --> 00:02:11,480 The Moroboshis' kid is mixed up in something again! 9 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:17,740 I never should have had him! 10 00:02:18,530 --> 00:02:23,490 The story began with an incident about six months ago. 11 00:02:24,540 --> 00:02:26,910 There he is. Moroboshi Ataru, sir. 12 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:31,330 His behavior fits our description. It's definitely him, sir. 13 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:33,380 All right. Do it. 14 00:02:33,380 --> 00:02:34,340 Yes, sir. 15 00:02:35,590 --> 00:02:38,720 While out aimlessly girl-hunting, Ataru was abducted... 16 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:42,800 ...by a group of mysterious men who suddenly appeared from nowhere. 17 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:47,180 Honestly, there wasn't time for him even to say anything. 18 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:56,400 And as for what Ataru saw when he got home... 19 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,910 Apparently, Mr. Invader's people had offered us... 20 00:03:02,120 --> 00:03:04,490 ...some terms regarding their invasion of Earth. 21 00:03:04,580 --> 00:03:08,250 If they had a one-on-one contest with an Earthman chosen by their computers... 22 00:03:08,330 --> 00:03:10,750 ...and lost, they would give up on Earth. 23 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:14,250 And the one chosen was our Ataru, and his opponent was... 24 00:03:17,380 --> 00:03:19,170 Oh! W...What the heck's that?! 25 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:48,410 Sorry to keep you waiting! I'm your opponent, Lum! 26 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,460 Thus began the game of tag upon which rested the fate of Earth. 27 00:03:52,540 --> 00:03:55,790 On hearing that catching Lum's horns within ten days would mean victory... 28 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,130 ...Ataru apparently thought he had it in the bag, but... 29 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:00,970 On your marks! 30 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:05,680 Get set! 31 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,770 Gotcha! 32 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,150 That's not fair! No one told me you could fly! 33 00:04:20,780 --> 00:04:24,410 You just didn't do your homework! 34 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,110 See ya! 35 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:09,240 I was a fool to start this match without knowing that Lum could fly! 36 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:11,290 That's right, Ataru! It's all your fault! 37 00:05:11,370 --> 00:05:13,790 You took this on just because of your infatuation with her looks! 38 00:05:13,910 --> 00:05:16,920 What's so great about her, anyway? She's only a little bit busty! 39 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:22,050 That's right! No matter how big a pair she's got, an enemy is an enemy. 40 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:29,050 No! I don't wanna spend the rest of my life as a loser! 41 00:05:29,220 --> 00:05:31,970 Ataru, if you win, I'll marry you! 42 00:05:34,350 --> 00:05:38,770 Mar...ry?! You're lying! It's a lie, it's a lie! 43 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:41,820 You're lying just to save yourself! 44 00:05:42,320 --> 00:05:48,280 Silly! I just won't be able to stand you being a loser for life, don't you see?! 45 00:05:48,450 --> 00:05:50,120 Shinobu! 46 00:05:50,740 --> 00:05:53,040 Ataru... 47 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:57,960 And so came the final day, at last. As things stood, Earth was doomed... 48 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,960 ...or that's what we all thought, but... 49 00:06:00,130 --> 00:06:02,840 For my marriage! 50 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:07,930 I did it! 51 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:15,390 G...Give it back! Give me back my only outfit! 52 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:19,730 For my marriage! Touchdown! 53 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:22,400 He's done it! 54 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:28,700 Our great savior, Moroboshi Ataru, saved the Earth on its final day! 55 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:34,080 Now, at last, I can get married! 56 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:38,120 Oh, I get it. OK, if you insist, I'll marry you. 57 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:39,540 Say what?! 58 00:06:39,710 --> 00:06:42,000 Mr. Moroboshi, are you going to marry Lum?! 59 00:06:42,170 --> 00:06:43,630 No, um, you see, I... 60 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:45,090 Now you mention it, I do recall you were screaming... 61 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:46,130 ...something about marriage during the match. 62 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:46,840 Excuse me, but... 63 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,130 Oh, this is good! 64 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,640 This must be the best goodwill marriage ever! 65 00:06:51,390 --> 00:06:52,140 Darling! 66 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:53,180 "Darling?!" 67 00:06:53,350 --> 00:06:55,930 On my planet, marriage proposals are sacred. 68 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,350 I'll dedicate my life to living with you forever. 69 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,150 And if you cheat on me... 70 00:07:03,610 --> 00:07:05,570 This is fate. 71 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,950 Are you that happy, Darling? You're such a doll! 72 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,830 And that's how we got married! 73 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,830 N...No! Not yet, Lum! 74 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:17,200 Oh, yeah! 75 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,710 According to the reports we have just received... 76 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,960 ...the unidentified UFOs are sucking up oil... 77 00:07:45,050 --> 00:07:49,840 ...from refineries, tankers, gas stations, and kerosene shops all over the world. 78 00:07:49,930 --> 00:07:51,180 In Japan alone, in many parts of the nation... 79 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:54,890 ...shortages of toilet paper and powder detergents are causing riots. 80 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:56,180 Please observe! 81 00:07:56,270 --> 00:07:57,230 Oh, thank you. 82 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,770 We've just received some new information. 83 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:02,520 According to a message from the UFOs, today's oil raid... 84 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,320 ...is a strong-arm tactic by the Space Taxi Union... 85 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:11,370 ...which Moroboshi Ataru took to get home from school! 86 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,160 So, there you have it. 87 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:16,960 Miss Lum here has said that she'd be willing to pay the amount owed. 88 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,960 Is...Is that true? 89 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:21,960 Uh, well, only if... 90 00:08:22,130 --> 00:08:25,340 ...I get to live together with Darling! 91 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:28,010 N...N...N...NO! 92 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:29,130 Ataru! 93 00:08:29,220 --> 00:08:32,550 All you have to do is say one little "Yes" and everything will be solved! 94 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,430 If Miss Lum doesn't pay what you owe... 95 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:37,180 ...Earth'll go up in smoke! 96 00:08:37,270 --> 00:08:39,350 When I say "NO," I mean "NO!" 97 00:08:39,520 --> 00:08:42,440 Oh, really? All right, then! 98 00:08:42,610 --> 00:08:44,020 Miss Lum, please calm down... 99 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,690 See if I care! 100 00:08:46,780 --> 00:08:49,280 Hey, Driver! Suck up all you want! 101 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,200 I'd do that even if you didn't tell me to. 102 00:08:52,530 --> 00:08:54,740 I'm the only one who can save you! 103 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:57,450 N...No way! 104 00:09:03,920 --> 00:09:05,880 And I came all this way to help you! 105 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:06,880 Ataru, why you... 106 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:08,800 How could you make Lum cry?! 107 00:09:08,970 --> 00:09:12,720 Villain! Die! Die! 108 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:13,970 Cancer of our Class! 109 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,260 City scum! 110 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:19,560 OK! OK! 111 00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,310 Miss Lum, please take care of the payment. 112 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:25,230 I want us to live together also. I beg you! 113 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,280 Oh, really? You wanna live with me THAT much? 114 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:30,110 Y...Yes! 115 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:31,910 Oh...! Darling! 116 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:36,990 Shinobu! 117 00:09:37,490 --> 00:09:38,830 Wait, Shinobu! 118 00:09:38,950 --> 00:09:40,580 There're reasons behind all this! 119 00:09:40,750 --> 00:09:42,960 I can't hear you anymore! 120 00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,380 Lum! 121 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,800 And that's how we became husband and wife. 122 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:52,930 No, it ain't! 123 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,140 With Ataru giving in, the two of them started living together... 124 00:09:57,260 --> 00:09:59,060 ...in the Moroboshi household. 125 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,640 Then came one more praiseworthy, charming guest... 126 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:03,980 "Praiseworthy?" "Charming?" 127 00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:07,190 Uh-huh. It was a tough trip for a little kid. 128 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,110 He's my cousin, Ten! 129 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:13,240 So, Lum, is this man your husband? 130 00:10:13,410 --> 00:10:14,820 That's right. 131 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,570 Hmmm... 132 00:10:16,740 --> 00:10:18,540 What! What's that look on yer face? 133 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,500 It's obvious that Lum is too good for you! 134 00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:25,080 So it wasn't worth comin' all this way to visit y'all. 135 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:26,500 Why... you little punk! 136 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,500 Oh, he's scaring me! 137 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:31,210 Stop it, Darling! You're dealing with a little child! 138 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:32,800 Stop it! 139 00:10:32,970 --> 00:10:33,970 M...Mom! 140 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:37,890 How could you even think about beating such a small child?! 141 00:10:38,010 --> 00:10:41,470 How could you be such a loser?! 142 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,810 Hello, Miss! 143 00:10:43,020 --> 00:10:45,350 My, how charming! 144 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:50,320 Moreover, Jariten wasn't the only one who followed Lum here... 145 00:10:56,030 --> 00:10:58,280 Why, that's a doll of Lum! 146 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,540 Lum. 147 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:19,180 He's even been dumped by an inflatable doll! 148 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:34,740 And yet another: Lum's beautiful rival... 149 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,780 ...who came with the falling of the cherry blossoms. 150 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,050 But this girl, who puts on an act of cuteness that is unmatched... 151 00:11:57,130 --> 00:12:02,600 ...has sad memories of her beloved Rei being stolen by Lum. 152 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,230 That's all ancient history now! 153 00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:08,190 So I... remembered... 154 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:12,320 ...and it... got me all miserable. 155 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:13,230 Ran... 156 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,440 Get your ass outta my face, girl! 157 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:19,740 Now that I think of it, I came to get even! 158 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:23,280 Why the hell are we talking about the good old times? 159 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:27,330 You stole my youth from me, so I'll get even with ya... 160 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:30,330 ...by making your Darling mine, girl! 161 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,590 WHAT?! 162 00:12:33,750 --> 00:12:37,380 Stop me if you can! 163 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:56,610 Today's young people are difficult to comprehend, indeed... 164 00:12:56,690 --> 00:13:00,360 ...and the story is nowhere near the end. 165 00:13:14,290 --> 00:13:19,380 Terrible! I sense that something terrible is happening to that cursed family! 166 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,350 It's awful! 167 00:13:28,270 --> 00:13:31,600 Strangeness hasn't visited us only in the form of aliens. 168 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,810 Get real, old man! 169 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,480 Who the heck are you anyway, roaming around our neighborhood?! 170 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:38,490 My name is... 171 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,700 {\an8}These characters mean "Deranged Priest..." 172 00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,700 ...Sakuramboo... 173 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,410 ...and I'm a high priest. 174 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,620 {\an8}...but written differently, "Sakuramboo" can mean "cherry." 175 00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:46,620 Sakuramboo? 176 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,960 Madam, please call me "Cherry." 177 00:13:51,710 --> 00:13:55,710 Well, certainly he seemed to have some Buddhist power... 178 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,840 ...but bad things were bound to happen as soon as he arrived. 179 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,720 Like that one time, for example... 180 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,040 {\an8}Sign: Tomobiki High School 181 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,850 And then came another: Sakura, Sakuramboo's niece... 182 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,850 ...who, for reasons unknown, works as the nurse at Ataru's high school. 183 00:15:18,840 --> 00:15:20,920 Sa...Sa... Miss Sakura! 184 00:15:21,050 --> 00:15:23,210 Sa... Hey, Miss Sakura! 185 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,300 Sa... Miss Sakura! 186 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,850 If I may say so, since he is my own son... 187 00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:34,520 ...even Ataru was dating a perfectly ordinary girl: Miyake Shinobu. 188 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:41,070 Naturally, she's a nice girl, who's wasted on my stupid son! 189 00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:43,820 What happened? 190 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:47,240 On the way back here, I was cleaned out! 191 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,820 I'm so...sorry! 192 00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,580 Oh, that's OK, Dear. Don't worry! 193 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:54,830 But today is the day we must repay our debts. 194 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,790 Don't worry about money. 195 00:15:57,870 --> 00:16:01,290 Here, I made some okayu for you. Eat it and cheer up! 196 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:02,920 Oh, as always... Thank you! 197 00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,920 You promised me you wouldn't say things like that. 198 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:07,260 I'm perfectly happy just the way we are. 199 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,350 Shi...Shinobu...! 200 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,720 OK, say "Ah..." 201 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:12,260 Ahhh... 202 00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,060 Darling's dancing with me! 203 00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,100 No, with ME! 204 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:17,890 Still, things would have been all right... 205 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,860 ...if Ataru had been decisive, as a man should, but... 206 00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,780 Ataru! Do you know what you're doing?! 207 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,990 Shut up! Who cares about the future! 208 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:29,280 I'm living in the pleasure of this particular moment! 209 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,530 Ataru! 210 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:43,250 I can well understand why Shinobu's rage explodes. 211 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,210 Hey! Stop it! Shinobu! 212 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,840 OH...! 213 00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:51,340 Still, if Shinobu were to catch Ataru's heart for real... 214 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:54,220 ...I imagine it would really be what a mother would want... 215 00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:57,020 You're in no position to talk about such mothers! 216 00:16:57,180 --> 00:16:58,730 Ataru, I steamed some sweet potatoes. 217 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,650 Mom! Wh...What's with the makeup all of a sudden?! 218 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,280 I'm not over the hill yet, you know. 219 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:08,900 Here, please, help yourself. 220 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,410 My, were you watching? 221 00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:23,080 NO! N...Not once, but twice! 222 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,170 Oh! Mrs. Moroboshi, help! 223 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:33,760 Will you...Will you cook for me for the rest of my life? 224 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,440 What's the matter, Dear? 225 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:47,570 That was clearly a marriage proposal. From Rei, to this married woman. 226 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:51,610 Perhaps, instead of wasting my life with a dull husband and son... 227 00:17:51,740 --> 00:17:53,280 ...I should just go off with Rei! 228 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:58,080 And then, all of a sudden, a rival to Ataru made his entrance. 229 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,330 Hey! You, the snooty one over there! 230 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,630 You mean me? 231 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:50,210 Everyone else is kissing dirt! Who else could I mean? What is that thing?! 232 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,720 That is one of the Mendou Clan's heavy bombers. 233 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:58,300 My name is Mendou Shutaro. Today is my first day at Tomobiki High, and... 234 00:18:58,390 --> 00:19:01,890 ...as being late on such a day would besmirch my family's honor... 235 00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:05,850 ...I had to resort to these measures. Satisfied? 236 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,520 But I'm most surprised to be welcomed by flying desks. 237 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:11,150 Excuse me... 238 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:16,870 Forgive me. I am the one who threw the desk. 239 00:19:19,410 --> 00:19:20,160 Y...You did? 240 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:20,870 Yes... 241 00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:26,500 I can't believe it... a girl as pretty as you... Please, don't worry about it. 242 00:19:28,130 --> 00:19:31,710 Wow! A boy quicker on the make than Darling! How astonishing! 243 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,220 Shinobu! Shinobu?! Shinobu? Shinobu? 244 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,180 Hey, Shinobu! What're you doing, Shinobu?! 245 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,560 Darling! You're disgraceful! 246 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,150 Still, with all these obnoxious aliens and others following in his wake... 247 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:55,400 ...my stupid son, Ataru, continues his energetic girl-hunt. 248 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,160 Kintaro's governess... 249 00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,750 ...Oyuki, Queen of Neptune... 250 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:09,130 ...Princess Kurama, Sleeping Beauty, Princess of the Karasutengu... 251 00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:13,760 ...to top it off, Lum's Mother... 252 00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:18,930 ...Shunmin, the cherry blossom spirit who came with the Spring... 253 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:23,350 ...and the Peach Spirit; he hits on them all. 254 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,230 Yippee! She's here! 255 00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:34,530 In old times and places, a female dinosaur in the Mesozoic Era... 256 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:38,490 ...Shinobu no Tsubone, in the Heian Era... 257 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:42,410 ...and even in the world of dreams... 258 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,330 Darling... 259 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,710 Ataru... 260 00:20:47,870 --> 00:20:49,670 Master... 261 00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:52,340 Dear... 262 00:20:56,300 --> 00:21:00,140 Miss Sakura, of course, whom he sees every day in school... 263 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:02,640 Darling! 264 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,730 Here, here, take it, please! This is my picture! Please! OK? 265 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:09,310 Time, place, circumstances, or quarry, they all mean nothing to him. 266 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,730 Dumped, beaten, kicked, and still coming back for more... 267 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,820 ...even though he's my own son, I think he's become truly admirable... 268 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,860 ...er, I mean, pathetic. 269 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:26,910 And it's not as if Ataru's actions can't hurt Lum's heart, either. 270 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,210 But what should we say to them? 271 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,090 You're dancing with me! 272 00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:11,920 Wow, it's snow! 273 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,290 Finally, it's looking more like Xmas Eve. 274 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,380 I'll go home first and heat up the room. 275 00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,880 Lum! 276 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:24,590 What's wrong, Darling? 277 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:29,520 Well, uh... wanna go for a walk with me a little longer? 278 00:22:32,350 --> 00:22:33,810 Sure! 279 00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:50,040 I wonder if they love one another, or hate one another... 280 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,330 ...but so long as this dangerous relationship continues... 281 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:02,170 Disperse! Stop this riot at once! 282 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:05,800 ...this endless absurd rioting will also continue. 283 00:23:06,340 --> 00:23:08,680 Yeah! All right! More violence! 284 00:23:09,060 --> 00:23:16,060 Weird, weird, space is super-weird! 285 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:23,070 Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder! 286 00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:28,030 Weird, weird, space is super-weird! 287 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:31,830 Weird, weird, space is super-weird! 288 00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:31,830 Food! Food! Food! 289 00:23:31,950 --> 00:23:39,040 Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder! 290 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:44,220 Weird, weird, space is super-weird! 291 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:53,770 Super-weird! Terrible! 292 00:24:06,660 --> 00:24:08,370 The...The mortgage... 293 00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:13,410 Who can say when peace and quiet will visit our family again? 294 00:24:22,510 --> 00:24:27,490 "It's Spring! Take Off!" Urusei Yatsura Special 295 00:24:27,490 --> 00:24:32,490 The School Excursion! Run, Kunoichi! 296 00:24:34,610 --> 00:24:37,640 Please enjoy your trip over the roads of the ancient capital of Nara... 297 00:24:37,750 --> 00:24:41,410 ...about which many praises have been sung. 298 00:24:45,120 --> 00:24:50,150 This tower is Horyuji Temple, which was constructed by traditional carpenters. 299 00:24:50,260 --> 00:24:53,890 And next is the very famous Dream Palace! 300 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,050 On to the next site. 301 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,160 Please follow this flag so that you won't get separated from the line. 302 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:00,530 Gotta tell ya... 303 00:25:00,700 --> 00:25:03,260 School excursion... What a boring concept! 304 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,900 Yeah. We see nothing but temples. It needs some pizzazz. 305 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,550 Excuse me! 306 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,320 What's that? 307 00:25:22,490 --> 00:25:24,620 A female ninja. Also called "Kunoichi." 308 00:25:25,130 --> 00:25:28,930 Kunoichi! Hang on a sec! 309 00:25:30,670 --> 00:25:33,100 Damn you! You idiot! 310 00:25:33,270 --> 00:25:35,460 Please forgive me! 311 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:37,800 I'm so very sorry! Please, Great Honorable Yatsude! 312 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:39,940 NO! 313 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:51,580 You lost the important top-secret document! That's inexcusable! 314 00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:54,050 Can you honestly call yourself Kunoichi? Or a shinobi? 315 00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:54,050 {\an8}"Shinobi:" another word for "Ninja." 316 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,180 A great secret is hidden in the document you lost! 317 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:05,330 Go! Go! And don't come back here without that secret document! 318 00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:09,560 In that case, thank you for all you've done for me. 319 00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:13,600 W...Who said you could quit? 320 00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:15,870 Go quickly! 321 00:26:18,750 --> 00:26:21,880 DAMN! Young girls these days... 322 00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:25,040 They've got no guts! NO GUTS! 323 00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,920 First temples... now deer... 324 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:30,290 I wonder if there are any eye-opening babes around? 325 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,360 Guess who? 326 00:26:31,530 --> 00:26:33,390 A nice, cute girl! 327 00:26:36,870 --> 00:26:38,920 Darling! I looked for you everywhere. 328 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,760 When you left without saying anything, I got lonely! 329 00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,870 Lu...Lum! Wait... Let go! Come here! 330 00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:46,270 Wha...What's the matter? 331 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:48,610 Darling... I came to see you and you're not happy? 332 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:51,870 I'm so happy I could cry! Really! 333 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,720 OK, then I'll join you on this school trip. 334 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:55,780 No! 335 00:26:56,450 --> 00:26:57,420 I see... 336 00:26:58,750 --> 00:27:01,020 All right... 337 00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:05,860 There, it worked! Now where can I find a cutey? 338 00:27:06,030 --> 00:27:07,660 Did you see Lum just now? 339 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,230 N...No, I didn't. You imagined it. 340 00:27:09,230 --> 00:27:10,960 Oh, I get it. Where did you hide her? 341 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:12,490 I told you! I didn't see her! 342 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:25,340 Oh... How in the world can I find that secret document? It's impossible! 343 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,970 Unless I come across it by sheer chance. 344 00:27:28,150 --> 00:27:29,250 You don't give up, do you, Mendou! 345 00:27:29,250 --> 00:27:30,620 I only want to see Lum. 346 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:33,480 Enough! Shut up! MEN! DOU! 347 00:27:30,790 --> 00:27:33,480 {\an8}"Men," "Dou:" Puns on Mendou's name and Kendo terminology. 348 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,420 What's this? 349 00:27:34,490 --> 00:27:36,320 A scroll of tissue-paper marked "confidential!" 350 00:27:36,430 --> 00:27:37,920 Excuse me... 351 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,220 Yes, of course, of course. 352 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:44,060 Hey, Mendou! Take our picture! 353 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,130 OK, say "Cheese." 354 00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:57,370 How come I'm not in the photo?! 355 00:27:57,550 --> 00:28:01,240 You know, it's almost meeting time. If we're late, they'll leave us behind. 356 00:28:01,420 --> 00:28:03,380 Mendou, wait. Wait a second! 357 00:28:03,490 --> 00:28:05,750 Er, can I have your name and phone number...? 358 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,620 My name is Kaede. My phone number is 007-009. 359 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,120 By the way... the secret document... 360 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,660 Moroboshi! I told you! It's time to join the others! 361 00:28:13,830 --> 00:28:15,320 L...Let me go! I can't miss this chance! 362 00:28:15,500 --> 00:28:16,530 I won't waste my breath on you! 363 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:16,960 Lemme go! 364 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,770 Uh, um... 365 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,970 Kaede! From the look on your face... 366 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:25,700 ...I suppose things are going smoothly, eh? 367 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,970 Oh, the Great Honorable Yatsude! Please look... how pretty this is! 368 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:35,580 Oh, pretty, pretty. Now then, the secret document...? 369 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:40,120 I couldn't raise the subject... 370 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,320 Rest Area 371 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:50,130 Oh, what a babe she was! 372 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,990 Ataru, your mouth is all sticky! 373 00:28:53,170 --> 00:28:56,140 Now it's time to use that tissue-paper scroll marked "confidential." 374 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,940 No, don't! 375 00:29:00,040 --> 00:29:02,130 Please, I beg you! You mustn't wipe with it! 376 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,740 Ka...Kaede! 377 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:07,750 Here... 378 00:29:08,550 --> 00:29:11,990 Oh, it's like a dream for me to see you again! 379 00:29:12,090 --> 00:29:15,520 Your fingers, so like smooth white fish, gently wiped my mouth... 380 00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,110 Oh, how can I thank you?! 381 00:29:17,290 --> 00:29:22,750 Oh, no... if you want to thank me... Um... 382 00:29:26,740 --> 00:29:28,290 Lum! Why, you! 383 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:34,310 Lum! 384 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,740 Now there's nothing to complain about! 385 00:29:35,910 --> 00:29:37,240 Where did you get that uniform from? 386 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:38,710 I rented it in town, so... 387 00:29:38,810 --> 00:29:41,150 ...when we leave, you'll have to pay the rental charges. 388 00:29:41,320 --> 00:29:42,510 Don't be ridiculous! 389 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,740 Whenever I leave you alone... 390 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,410 ...you're like a balloon without a string, Darling. 391 00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:50,080 What are you doing, Darling? Come here! 392 00:29:50,260 --> 00:29:51,690 The scroll...! 393 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:59,300 I'm such a lousy kunoichi. Maybe I'm not cut out to be a ninja! 394 00:30:03,270 --> 00:30:05,640 Maybe I should find a new line of work! 395 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,740 You don't look too happy, do you, Miss? 396 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:14,110 Yes... I'm having doubts about my current lifestyle. 397 00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:15,710 By the way, who are you? 398 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:20,220 {\an8}"Shigaraki-yaki:" a type of Japanese chinaware. 399 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:20,220 As you can see, I'm just a passing Shigaraki-yaki raccoon. 400 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,520 But in reality, it's ME! 401 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:23,820 Eeek! The Honorable Yatsude! 402 00:30:23,930 --> 00:30:25,920 You idiot! You haven't even recovered the secret document! 403 00:30:26,030 --> 00:30:28,550 What's this talk about finding a new line of work?! 404 00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:34,800 Don't take the ninja code so lightly! Go at once! 405 00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:40,040 I'm going! 406 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:42,400 Oh, someone! Get me out of here! 407 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,110 What does Darling think of me, anyway, putting me up here like this? 408 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:54,180 Even if it IS a secret that I'm here with him... Huh? 409 00:30:59,690 --> 00:31:01,720 It doesn't matter how fast you run! It won't do any good! 410 00:31:01,830 --> 00:31:04,860 I won't let you have Darling! 411 00:31:05,470 --> 00:31:08,530 The secret document! Please give it back to me! 412 00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:12,900 She...She's following me! 413 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:15,940 "Don't go, Mister Ataru!" 414 00:31:16,310 --> 00:31:20,150 That's probably what she's saying. I can't leave things like this! 415 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,340 Stop! Stop! Please stop! Help me out, won't ya? 416 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,050 Kaede! 417 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:32,560 Ah! The secret document! 418 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:38,330 I won't let you have my Darling! 419 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,370 So, you're an enemy kunoichi, eh? 420 00:31:54,950 --> 00:31:56,780 The Fire Technique! 421 00:31:56,950 --> 00:32:00,620 That's the kunoichi I saw earlier. She's even cuter now! 422 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:05,480 What are you doing? 423 00:32:06,090 --> 00:32:08,060 Playing with fire is the cause of bedwetting! 424 00:32:08,230 --> 00:32:12,530 She's good! Then I have no choice. I didn't want to resort to this, but... 425 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:19,340 Now you'll witness my ultimate technique! 426 00:32:36,460 --> 00:32:37,690 What's that? 427 00:32:37,790 --> 00:32:39,820 It...It's a PIG stampede! 428 00:32:42,130 --> 00:32:44,860 Look! The secret technique of HOG-RAISING! 429 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,430 Got it! Good-bye! 430 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:06,650 Ka... Kaede! Come back! 431 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:10,620 You idiot! What's this? 432 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:13,220 Look at it carefully! 433 00:33:16,630 --> 00:33:19,790 I can't read it when it's covered in pigs' hoof prints! 434 00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:21,600 Please dismiss me! 435 00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:25,800 No! You'll be a kunoichi until your dying day! No, even after that! 436 00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:47,290 Kaede's acting like a smart-ass! 437 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,350 I'll have to teach her about the price of being a runaway ninja! 438 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:07,250 They're late! What in the world is keeping them? 439 00:34:09,850 --> 00:34:11,510 Master! Here we are! 440 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,520 Can't you tell? Boss! 441 00:34:13,620 --> 00:34:14,560 Here I am! 442 00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:15,590 Here! Here! 443 00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:16,420 Over here! 444 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:17,220 Well, uh... 445 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,380 – HERE WE ARE! – HERE WE ARE! 446 00:34:21,030 --> 00:34:22,860 Red Group leader Mukade is here! 447 00:34:24,170 --> 00:34:26,630 White Group leader Kumade is here! 448 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:32,040 How many times do I have to tell you not to stand behind me! 449 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:35,970 You puffed-up chicks! By the way, what about your subordinates? 450 00:34:36,140 --> 00:34:37,110 Right! 451 00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:47,180 – Everything is in readiness. – Everything is in readiness. 452 00:34:49,820 --> 00:34:53,390 Listen up. Today, we start looking for Kaede, our runaway ninja! 453 00:34:53,490 --> 00:34:55,430 Kaede's probably in Kyoto! 454 00:34:58,570 --> 00:35:01,030 Hey! Wait! Wait! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! 455 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:04,070 Do they know what Kaede looks like? 456 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,760 Probably not. 457 00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:10,670 I'll buy lots of souvenirs. This is for Dad. This is for Mom! 458 00:35:10,850 --> 00:35:12,180 Oh, Lum, you're so loaded! 459 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:13,580 I don't have any money! 460 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:14,380 WHAT?! 461 00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:16,510 Naturally, you're going to pay for all of this, Darling. 462 00:35:16,980 --> 00:35:18,950 I'll take these! 463 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:21,450 Welcome! 464 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:26,420 Kaede! What a fateful reunion! 465 00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:33,260 Oh, yes, this is real fate! Inevitable! 466 00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,790 This ancient capital had some terribly beautiful love waiting for me! 467 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,810 It's merely a coincidence! 468 00:35:45,380 --> 00:35:47,140 Hmh? Pursuit...? 469 00:35:48,450 --> 00:35:50,380 When Kaede says, "Who are you?" then you appear, got it? 470 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:51,590 I got it, I got it. 471 00:35:51,690 --> 00:35:53,780 We must look cool! We must look sharper than usual! 472 00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:57,380 Oh, Mukade! And Kumade too? What are you doing here? 473 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,090 I bet that hurt. Are you OK? 474 00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:03,320 Leave us alone! 475 00:36:04,700 --> 00:36:07,220 Listen up, Kaede! We're here to kill you! 476 00:36:07,330 --> 00:36:08,630 Are you being followed? 477 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:10,230 Yes, as a matter of fact. 478 00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:11,170 Listen to me! 479 00:36:11,170 --> 00:36:11,730 Yes! Yes! 480 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,530 It's heartbreaking to kill you. You were my childhood playmate! 481 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,540 But such is the fate of those who live in the world of the shinobi! 482 00:36:18,650 --> 00:36:20,510 – Forgive us! – Forgive us! 483 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,950 That's a dirty trick! 484 00:36:22,950 --> 00:36:24,980 That Kaede! She's hiding! 485 00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:27,110 Don't think you can escape from us! 486 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:28,920 To the depths of Hell... 487 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:32,180 – ...we'll follow you! – ...we'll follow you! 488 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:34,430 Kumade! 489 00:36:34,430 --> 00:36:35,860 We seem to be a hit. 490 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,930 We're living in a real hard-boiled world! 491 00:36:38,030 --> 00:36:39,590 Our fate is to die heartlessly. 492 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,730 We are unknown. We are poor! 493 00:36:40,730 --> 00:36:42,040 We're beautiful! 494 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:42,970 With our tight, tiny budget... 495 00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:44,340 ...we do big work! 496 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:45,340 We come home on time. 497 00:36:45,340 --> 00:36:46,940 Our family life is bright. 498 00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:47,930 Under the sword... 499 00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:49,670 We put only our hearts, and our names are... 500 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,420 Shinobi! 501 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:56,720 Sometimes we fly like butterflies... 502 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,010 Sting, cut! 503 00:36:58,200 --> 00:36:59,790 We sting like bees. 504 00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:01,850 Idiots! Do it until sundown! 505 00:37:02,020 --> 00:37:03,990 Oh, Darling! 506 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,950 Flit! Flutter! 507 00:37:07,530 --> 00:37:09,020 Do you want to see her that badly? 508 00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,890 Of course, to make sure that our destiny is true! 509 00:37:12,770 --> 00:37:14,670 Oh! A job classifieds magazine! 510 00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:15,960 It might belong to Kaede! 511 00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,500 What? Kaede's...? 512 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,340 He's good! 513 00:37:26,710 --> 00:37:29,380 Great! It has "Kaede" written on it! 514 00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:33,580 I'm sure now that it's destiny... as trite as it might sound... 515 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,280 Wha...What the! Who are you? 516 00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:39,880 Give us the magazine and no trouble! Hand it over! 517 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:41,830 Or else... 518 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:42,900 Or else, what? 519 00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,530 We will do this! 520 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,600 What the...? 521 00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:51,230 Oh, Darling! Come here, come here! 522 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:53,300 Oh, no, he's gone! 523 00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:56,310 Yeah! He disappeared. Just like a ninja! 524 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,810 Of course! Why did you have to make all that smoke? 525 00:37:59,910 --> 00:38:01,540 You are all idiots! Are you really ninja? 526 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,480 It's force of habit. I'm always being cornered, so... 527 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,640 Yes, we all understand how you feel... 528 00:38:11,830 --> 00:38:13,520 Oh, you idiots have no future! 529 00:38:13,690 --> 00:38:14,390 Really! 530 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,400 Darling! Haven't you learned anything after all you've gone through? 531 00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,330 You'll get hurt if you don't give this up quick! 532 00:38:19,500 --> 00:38:22,400 I found a clue! I won't give up now! 533 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:24,970 The one with a mark is where she's working. 534 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:26,400 I'll find her no matter what! 535 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:42,310 Yes, Miss Kaede just now quit this job. 536 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,490 Just now? 537 00:38:43,660 --> 00:38:45,990 Yes. She was so clumsy. I couldn't keep her! 538 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:47,090 I've got to hurry! 539 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:48,560 Darling! Wait for me! 540 00:38:50,630 --> 00:38:52,260 That clue didn't pan out! 541 00:38:52,430 --> 00:38:53,960 There are other marked pages. 542 00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:00,670 We'll get them at the mouth of the river! 543 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,670 Cool! 544 00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:02,470 Let's go! 545 00:39:06,550 --> 00:39:08,740 Don't give up! Show some guts and cross! 546 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:12,910 HELP! 547 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,830 No, I didn't hire her! 548 00:39:21,830 --> 00:39:22,360 You didn't? 549 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,860 No. She can't follow instructions. 550 00:39:24,030 --> 00:39:26,090 She just looked at all the cakes. 551 00:39:30,140 --> 00:39:31,100 Thank you. 552 00:39:44,350 --> 00:39:51,420 Well, she was here, sipping a cup of tea, just a short while ago... 553 00:39:51,860 --> 00:39:53,520 D...Did she say anything? 554 00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:57,890 Yes, she said... "Next..." 555 00:39:58,070 --> 00:39:58,900 "Next?" 556 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,060 She said she'd look for the next place. 557 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,870 Know some cool way for us to make an entrance? 558 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,140 I'm thinking... 559 00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:08,270 Hello! 560 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:09,380 You're distracting! Shut up! 561 00:40:09,380 --> 00:40:10,810 OK... 562 00:40:10,980 --> 00:40:14,350 Uh, seems she's not here. 563 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 What? 564 00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:16,540 We've been tricked! 565 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,650 After her! Don't let her escape! 566 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:21,450 Don't let the enemy see you. 567 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,890 Of course! 568 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:31,730 Did I look cool or what! 569 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:33,030 Not at all! 570 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,200 So there wasn't any bond between you after all! 571 00:40:40,370 --> 00:40:42,210 Wait, there's still one more place I can look for her. 572 00:40:42,380 --> 00:40:43,370 She won't be there. 573 00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,010 Yes, she will! 574 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:47,110 You don't know when to quit! 575 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,690 Oh, Miss Kaede! Where are you? 576 00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:02,380 For you, Darling, I'm the only one, after all! 577 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,320 Cheer up, Darling! 578 00:41:06,970 --> 00:41:08,200 {\an1}– Oh, Darling! – Pardon me... 579 00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:10,500 ...did you happen to see a girl named Kaede? 580 00:41:10,970 --> 00:41:12,040 What? 581 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,700 Wha...! Cherry! 582 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,810 Oh, he's up to something again. 583 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,350 I know that girl. 584 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:20,910 What?! 585 00:41:21,010 --> 00:41:23,510 She just jumped from there. 586 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:24,350 Don't be slow! 587 00:41:24,350 --> 00:41:25,350 Give your all! 588 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:32,020 Kaede is mine! 589 00:41:33,890 --> 00:41:35,360 Darling! Wait! 590 00:41:38,970 --> 00:41:40,900 Isn't this way of falling cool or what? 591 00:41:41,030 --> 00:41:42,730 No, no. My way is far better than that! 592 00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,300 Yes! 593 00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,430 You won't beat me! 594 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:55,180 Don't you know the saying, "Jumping from the stage of Kiyomizu?" 595 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,120 If you did, you would have known that I was kidding. 596 00:41:58,490 --> 00:41:59,710 Such ignoramuses! 597 00:42:00,390 --> 00:42:02,720 Darling, this'll make you give up, now! 598 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:05,320 Yes, Lum. 599 00:42:06,530 --> 00:42:08,760 Please line up! 600 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:12,430 To conclude, we'll take a souvenir photo, then go to Kyoto Station. 601 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,500 I must leave without seeing you, Miss Kaede... 602 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,530 {\an1}– Miss Lum? – Miss Lum! 603 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,110 It is! 604 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:21,440 Oh, I'm so happy to see you here. That Ataru! He's been hiding her! 605 00:42:22,210 --> 00:42:24,640 We all looked uncool because of you! 606 00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:26,780 This is all your fault! 607 00:42:26,910 --> 00:42:28,350 Huh? We met...? 608 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:29,780 Wha...What? 609 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:32,010 We can't forgive you! Get them, men! 610 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,490 Please be quiet! 611 00:42:37,590 --> 00:42:39,990 If you move, we can't take the picture. 612 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:44,320 Hold it... that's it... hold it. 613 00:42:44,430 --> 00:42:46,400 OK, here we go! 614 00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,300 KAEDE! 45547

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