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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,840 What is that?! 2 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,480 What is that?! 3 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:19,520 FRUSTRATED SIGH 4 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,080 Ah-ha! 5 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,280 DOOR OPENS 6 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,920 All right, George? 7 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:50,320 CAR BEEPS 8 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,240 I...normally park at the Richmond Street car park. 9 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,400 I...normally park at the Richmond Street car park. 10 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,560 ENGINE STARTS 11 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:15,360 ENGINE REVS 12 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:15,560 ENGINE REVS 13 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,600 REVVING CONTINUES 14 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:26,240 REVVING CONTINUES 15 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,480 Oh, it's still pay and display in this one, the app doesn't work. 16 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:35,160 Oh, it's still pay and display in this one, the app doesn't work. 17 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,240 I'll treat you. 18 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,280 You gonna be here all day? 19 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:38,520 You gonna be here all day? 20 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,640 That depends, don't it? 21 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:43,680 Fucking hell. 22 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,680 You watching tonight? 23 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,640 Is that a football question? 24 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,680 Yes. 25 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,120 No. 26 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,320 SECURITY SYSTEM BEEPS 27 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,200 So, you've got this place and the house? 28 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:21,480 So, you've got this place and the house? 29 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,520 Yeah. But I'm mortgaged to death. 30 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:23,920 Yeah. But I'm mortgaged to death. 31 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,960 You try making money out of hospitality. 32 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:26,560 You try making money out of hospitality. 33 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,320 The house is thanks to my parents. 34 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,360 I sold theirs and bought number 5. 35 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:30,680 I sold theirs and bought number 5. 36 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:31,920 So, they were rich? 37 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,960 What, do I look like Lord Struthers of Morningside? 38 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,200 What, do I look like Lord Struthers of Morningside? 39 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,240 They just had a nice terraced house in Dundee, 40 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:37,720 They just had a nice terraced house in Dundee, 41 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,760 so I murdered them and got the money. 42 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,000 so I murdered them and got the money. 43 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,320 What, and then you got this place with Curtis? 44 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:43,640 What, and then you got this place with Curtis? 45 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Yep. That is my punishment. 46 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:45,960 Yep. That is my punishment. 47 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 I'm buying him out and it's taking for ever, 48 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:48,320 I'm buying him out and it's taking for ever, 49 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,360 cos it costs a fortune. He still gets 20% of the profits, 50 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,040 cos it costs a fortune. He still gets 20% of the profits, 51 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,080 which is kind of 20% of not very much, but still... 52 00:03:53,120 --> 00:03:54,680 which is kind of 20% of not very much, but still... 53 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,080 The bastard. 54 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,640 I'm seeing him tonight, as a matter of fact. 55 00:03:59,680 --> 00:03:59,880 I'm seeing him tonight, as a matter of fact. 56 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,360 With his newly beloved. 57 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,080 With his newly beloved. 58 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,120 So, this is the thing. Sometimes when you touch it, 59 00:04:06,160 --> 00:04:06,400 So, this is the thing. Sometimes when you touch it, 60 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,680 you get a shock. 61 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,760 Oh, well. It's fine now. Typical. 62 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,040 Oh, well. It's fine now. Typical. 63 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,080 But when it zaps you, that fuse goes. 64 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:14,600 But when it zaps you, that fuse goes. 65 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:20,120 This one. It trips. Is that the right word? Trips? 66 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:20,800 This one. It trips. Is that the right word? Trips? 67 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,280 I'm gonna have to turn the power off. 68 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:23,960 I've got the office upstairs, I still need to work. 69 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,160 Yeah, well, I can isolate that. 70 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,200 When did you last get your condition report? 71 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:27,480 When did you last get your condition report? 72 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,520 Um, November '25. We're up to date. 73 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:30,160 Um, November '25. We're up to date. 74 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:32,200 So, who did your test for you? Ashbury's. 75 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:33,840 So, who did your test for you? Ashbury's. 76 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,880 But they charge 500 quid just for a visit. 77 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:36,520 But they charge 500 quid just for a visit. 78 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,560 Yeah, I don't trust 'em. 79 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:38,840 Yeah, I don't trust 'em. 80 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,880 Do you know where they get their staff from? 81 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:41,160 Do you know where they get their staff from? 82 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,200 Aruba. Do you know where that is? 83 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:43,520 Aruba. Do you know where that is? 84 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,560 The Caribbean?Exactly. 85 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,080 The Caribbean?Exactly. 86 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,120 And I'm not being racist. Well, a little bit. 87 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:48,360 And I'm not being racist. Well, a little bit. 88 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:52,480 I mean, think about it. 89 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:52,720 I mean, think about it. 90 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:53,800 Aruba. 91 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:56,640 Who owns that? 92 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,000 The Netherlands. 93 00:04:59,280 --> 00:05:01,280 And in the Netherlands, the mains wiring is 230 volts, 94 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,600 And in the Netherlands, the mains wiring is 230 volts, 95 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,680 and in Aruba it's 127 volts, 96 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:06,720 so it's two different systems. It's like a fire trap. 97 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:07,960 so it's two different systems. It's like a fire trap. 98 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 And why do they do that, eh? Have two different voltages? 99 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:11,120 And why do they do that, eh? Have two different voltages? 100 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:13,960 Tesla. 101 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,680 What, like, Elon Musk? 102 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:17,720 No, Nikolai Tesla. 103 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:18,000 No, Nikolai Tesla. 104 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,040 He was the man who invented AC/DC. 105 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:20,760 He was the man who invented AC/DC. 106 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,800 And when he died, the FBI took all his papers 107 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:23,520 And when he died, the FBI took all his papers 108 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,560 and they burnt them so no-one could see them. 109 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,040 and they burnt them so no-one could see them. 110 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,080 And then Elon Musk named his company after him. 111 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:28,800 And then Elon Musk named his company after him. 112 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,840 That's no coincidence, is it? 113 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:31,080 That's no coincidence, is it? 114 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,320 Meaning? 115 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:34,360 Exactly. It's a mystery. 116 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:34,560 Exactly. It's a mystery. 117 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 When I was young, AC/DC meant bisexual. 118 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:38,560 When I was young, AC/DC meant bisexual. 119 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,840 Look, there's nothing wrong with this, 120 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:45,880 but I need to get back here, strip everything away, all right? 121 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:46,760 but I need to get back here, strip everything away, all right? 122 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Is that gonna cost? Well, it's all gonna cost, innit? 123 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:49,560 Is that gonna cost? Well, it's all gonna cost, innit? 124 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,600 Well, you know, I'm not being rude, but you know what happens. 125 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:52,640 Well, you know, I'm not being rude, but you know what happens. 126 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:54,320 You get an electrician in and they go, 127 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,640 "Oh, everything needs rewiring," 128 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,680 and a job that was gonna cost 100 quid ends up costing 10,000. 129 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:59,000 and a job that was gonna cost 100 quid ends up costing 10,000. 130 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:00,800 You calling me a liar? 131 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,480 No. 132 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,520 The way people talk about workmen. 133 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:04,760 The way people talk about workmen. 134 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,320 Nobody else would put up with it. 135 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:08,360 Imagine if I walked in here, eh, and got a pint and said, 136 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:08,960 Imagine if I walked in here, eh, and got a pint and said, 137 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 "Have you watered this down?" 138 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:11,280 "Have you watered this down?" 139 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,320 You'd get right on your high horse, wouldn't you? 140 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:13,800 You'd get right on your high horse, wouldn't you? 141 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:15,840 Do you water it down? No. 142 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:16,240 Do you water it down? No. 143 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:18,280 Well, there's your first mistake, isn't it? 144 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:18,600 Well, there's your first mistake, isn't it? 145 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,640 Paying your ex 20%? I'd start diluting it, mate. 146 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,960 Paying your ex 20%? I'd start diluting it, mate. 147 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 DOOR OPENS Oh. You're here early. 148 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:24,480 DOOR OPENS Oh. You're here early. 149 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,520 Oh, yeah, this is Clive, the electrician. 150 00:06:26,560 --> 00:06:26,800 Oh, yeah, this is Clive, the electrician. 151 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:28,520 Hi, Clive. I'm Judy. 152 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,320 Don't charge us a million quid, yeah? 153 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:36,680 Ah, he's the one I told you about!Mm-hm. Clive, from next door. 154 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,080 Ah, he's the one I told you about!Mm-hm. Clive, from next door. 155 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,120 I met his son online, and I mean online. 156 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,080 I met his son online, and I mean online. 157 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,120 He's 16, but said 18, vers bottom. 158 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,280 He's 16, but said 18, vers bottom. 159 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,000 So, what did you do? 160 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:47,680 Oh, I fucked him.Oh, Leo! 161 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:49,720 Get off! It was mortifying. Said he was zero metres away. 162 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:51,240 Get off! It was mortifying. Said he was zero metres away. 163 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,280 Zero! He must've seen me, though. 164 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:54,160 Zero! He must've seen me, though. 165 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,400 You cheeky little bitch. 166 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,440 But I will be the one to block him, thank you very much. 167 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:03,800 But I will be the one to block him, thank you very much. 168 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,840 It's my street and I was gay before he was even a single spunk. 169 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,480 It's my street and I was gay before he was even a single spunk. 170 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:09,520 Oh, my God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating. 171 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:10,600 Oh, my God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating. 172 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,480 This is such a terrible day, 173 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:14,520 and to top it all I'm seeing Curtis tonight. 174 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:15,560 and to top it all I'm seeing Curtis tonight. 175 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:17,360 Talking of tops. 176 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:18,960 What for? 177 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 HE SIGHS We're being civilised. 178 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:21,280 HE SIGHS We're being civilised. 179 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:22,800 FOOTSTEPS 180 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:24,840 Could you not talk to him, though? The lad, what's his name? 181 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,240 Could you not talk to him, though? The lad, what's his name? 182 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,280 George. What would we talk about? Morning, Zee.Morning. 183 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:27,560 George. What would we talk about? Morning, Zee.Morning. 184 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:29,320 Zee, boy next door, 16, 185 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,360 looking for sex online and lying about his age. 186 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:31,680 looking for sex online and lying about his age. 187 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:32,880 Should Leo not have a word? 188 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,320 His dad's downstairs, the electrician. 189 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,360 But his dad doesn't know he's gay, so do not say anything. 190 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:37,000 But his dad doesn't know he's gay, so do not say anything. 191 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,360 How do you know he doesn't know? 192 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:40,360 Because George is alive. 193 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,280 That's a bit 1980s. 194 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,000 You'd be surprised, times are changing. 195 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,800 Not with this family, trust me. 196 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,840 Sit at home with a bad dad and you're as closeted as ever. 197 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:48,160 Sit at home with a bad dad and you're as closeted as ever. 198 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,960 Why are you employing him, then? Ahem. 199 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Could you just go and do some work, thank you? 200 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:52,440 Could you just go and do some work, thank you? 201 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:54,400 Are you mates with him? The boy? 202 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,400 Why would I be mates with a 16-year-old? 203 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:58,440 What would we even talk about? about? Bluey? 204 00:07:58,480 --> 00:07:58,880 What would we even talk about? about? Bluey? 205 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:00,920 No, I've hardly said two words to him. He's just like, "Hello." 206 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:01,800 No, I've hardly said two words to him. He's just like, "Hello." 207 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,840 Oh, I dunno, best not then. Oh, don't take his side. 208 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:04,600 Oh, I dunno, best not then. Oh, don't take his side. 209 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,640 Yeah, but I can see what he means. It's a funny line to cross. 210 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:07,320 Yeah, but I can see what he means. It's a funny line to cross. 211 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,800 So, the kid goes online, 212 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,840 hooks up, and gets murdered, and that's fine? 213 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:11,160 hooks up, and gets murdered, and that's fine? 214 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,720 But at least he wouldn't have died a virgin. 215 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:14,760 JUDY CACKLES Oh, power's back on. Hooray. 216 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:15,720 JUDY CACKLES Oh, power's back on. Hooray. 217 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,840 It's weird, innit, 218 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,880 how we know more about his son than he does. 219 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:21,120 how we know more about his son than he does. 220 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,040 His wife said he had an affair. 221 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,080 For real? In a caravan park. 222 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,120 Oh. Like Jenny and Lee on Gogglebox? 223 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:28,840 Oh. Like Jenny and Lee on Gogglebox? 224 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,880 Maybe it was Jenny.Sh! Don't. THEY LAUGH 225 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,720 Maybe it was Jenny.Sh! Don't. THEY LAUGH 226 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,760 He can't hear us. 227 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:35,040 He can't hear us. 228 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:37,080 He can't hear us down there, can he?Nah, course not. No. 229 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,040 He can't hear us down there, can he?Nah, course not. No. 230 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:40,560 Clive! 231 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:44,080 Yeah? LEO GASPS 232 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:44,320 Yeah? LEO GASPS 233 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,280 Nothing! 234 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,600 I'll start putting these back. 235 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:52,840 I'll start putting these back. 236 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,880 Well, thanks, yeah. Clive. 237 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:55,320 Well, thanks, yeah. Clive. 238 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,320 Nice to meet ya. I'm Zee. 239 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,720 What's that short for, then? 240 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:05,760 It's not. I'm just Zee. I chose it myself. 241 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:06,880 It's not. I'm just Zee. I chose it myself. 242 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,800 How come? 243 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,840 I just did. It's a placeholder till I find the right name. 244 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:14,840 I just did. It's a placeholder till I find the right name. 245 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,280 I'm Hanna. 246 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,320 My girlfriend chose it. She says it's delicate. 247 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:18,640 My girlfriend chose it. She says it's delicate. 248 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,440 How many of you are there? 249 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:24,480 Morning, all. OK, then. What have we got? 250 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:26,360 Morning, all. OK, then. What have we got? 251 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:28,280 No, no, it's straightforward. 252 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,320 You just had a broken earth cable, so I just replaced it. It's done. 253 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,680 You just had a broken earth cable, so I just replaced it. It's done. 254 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:33,720 But...? 255 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:34,000 But...? 256 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,040 No, no, you were just unlucky. Put in a new cable. All done. 257 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,520 No, no, you were just unlucky. Put in a new cable. All done. 258 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,560 Oh, OK. Great. Well, that's good. 259 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:40,480 Oh, OK. Great. Well, that's good. 260 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,600 But... Oh, I knew it. How much? 261 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,800 But... Oh, I knew it. How much? 262 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,840 No, it's just this here. I mean, look at it. 263 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:47,880 No, it's just this here. I mean, look at it. 264 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,920 You've got the whole thing running out of one socket. 265 00:09:49,960 --> 00:09:50,400 You've got the whole thing running out of one socket. 266 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,440 You've got your sound system, your lights, your mic. 267 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,320 You've got your sound system, your lights, your mic. 268 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,360 What else is plugged in here? 269 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:55,640 What else is plugged in here? 270 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,680 Smoke machine. Bubble machine. Oil wheel. 271 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:58,760 Smoke machine. Bubble machine. Oil wheel. 272 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,800 Well, look forward to the inquest when you're all burnt 273 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,840 to death. But, look, I can strip away that wall, 274 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:03,680 to death. But, look, I can strip away that wall, 275 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:05,720 I can rewire it and put in five sockets. 800 quid, all in. 276 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,600 I can rewire it and put in five sockets. 800 quid, all in. 277 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:09,640 How long are we out of action? No, it'll just take me one night. 278 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:09,960 How long are we out of action? No, it'll just take me one night. 279 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 I can isolate this wall so you can keep the bar open. 280 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:12,400 I can isolate this wall so you can keep the bar open. 281 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:15,560 600.800. All right? And that's final. 282 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,920 600.800. All right? And that's final. 283 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:19,920 It's not just the electrics, is it? 284 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,960 You know, I've gotta redecorate and patch it all in. 285 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,240 You know, I've gotta redecorate and patch it all in. 286 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,280 So, 800 gets you my lad in, my son. 287 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:24,760 So, 800 gets you my lad in, my son. 288 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,800 He's got level 3 joinery, so he can tidy it all up 289 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:27,960 He's got level 3 joinery, so he can tidy it all up 290 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,720 and then seal it off for you. 291 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,640 How old's your son? 25. 292 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,880 He's got two sons. 293 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:36,480 Why? 294 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,200 What do you mean? 295 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,960 Just you have two sons. 296 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 So? 297 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:43,200 So? 298 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,560 Nothing. 299 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,440 Why'd you say that? 300 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:52,160 I just did, because you have, haven't you? 301 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,200 I just did, because you have, haven't you? 302 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:54,440 I just did, because you have, haven't you? 303 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,760 Does it matter? 304 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,800 No. 305 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,120 OK, great. Um... 306 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:05,400 OK, great. Um... 307 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 700.800, all right? 308 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:09,520 700.800, all right? 309 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,200 And then we're, er... 310 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:13,640 MUSIC PLAYS 311 00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:14,880 ..disco. 312 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:20,920 Hey! Go on, Clive. Woo! 313 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,640 Hey! Go on, Clive. Woo! 314 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:23,680 THEY LAUGH AND CHEER 315 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,200 THEY LAUGH AND CHEER 316 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:25,800 MUSIC OFF 317 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:27,840 That's enough. I'll get started. Er... 318 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:28,400 That's enough. I'll get started. Er... 319 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:30,440 What did you get on the van? Two hours? Yeah. 320 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480 What did you get on the van? Two hours? Yeah. 321 00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,520 All right, well, you'd better make it all day, hadn't you? Your treat. 322 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,280 All right, well, you'd better make it all day, hadn't you? Your treat. 323 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:39,120 See you later. 324 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,600 Ha-ha. 325 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:13,960 Ah, I'm running late. 326 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,080 Get a taxi and pick me up at 7.30, OK? 327 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:17,520 Get a taxi and pick me up at 7.30, OK? 328 00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:19,560 Why are we having dinner with your ex? No fucking idea. 329 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,360 Why are we having dinner with your ex? No fucking idea. 330 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,400 Curtis and Maggie at home. At ten o'clock we are leaving, OK? Bye. 331 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,440 Curtis and Maggie at home. At ten o'clock we are leaving, OK? Bye. 332 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:25,720 Curtis and Maggie at home. At ten o'clock we are leaving, OK? Bye. 333 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:27,160 MEN LAUGH 334 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:28,880 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 335 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:30,920 He was a shit player and he's a shit pundit, I told you. 336 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,600 He was a shit player and he's a shit pundit, I told you. 337 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:33,640 He doesn't know what he's fucking talking about, he's a... 338 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:33,960 He doesn't know what he's fucking talking about, he's a... 339 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 Oh, he's always on the fucking drink. 340 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:36,280 Oh, he's always on the fucking drink. 341 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,320 Oh... 342 00:12:38,360 --> 00:12:39,120 Oh... 343 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,160 Wahey! 344 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:42,840 THEY GROAN 345 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,400 Not in front of my dad, he's a married man. Put it away! 346 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:47,880 Not in front of my dad, he's a married man. Put it away! 347 00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:49,920 Hey, somewhere to park my bike, anyway. 348 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:50,560 Hey, somewhere to park my bike, anyway. 349 00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,720 Bloody flipping Curtis and stupid, bloody thick flipping Maggie. 350 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,760 Bloody flipping Curtis and stupid, bloody thick flipping Maggie. 351 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:32,160 Bloody flipping Curtis and stupid, bloody thick flipping Maggie. 352 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,040 Deep breath. 353 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:38,080 Hi! Hey! 354 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:39,320 Hi! Hey! 355 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,360 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out, out, out. 356 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:41,840 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out, out, out. 357 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,680 Oh, that dates you. Sorry we're late. 358 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,720 Oh, you look wonderful. Nice to see you. 359 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,040 Oh, you look wonderful. Nice to see you. 360 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,080 Oh, I saw Sanjay! Yeah, I know. He said. 361 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,720 Oh, I saw Sanjay! Yeah, I know. He said. 362 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,160 It's been ages. How you been? 363 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,200 Er, not bad. Not bad. Yeah. You're looking older and fatter and greyer. 364 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Er, not bad. Not bad. Yeah. You're looking older and fatter and greyer. 365 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:56,240 Er, not bad. Not bad. Yeah. You're looking older and fatter and greyer. 366 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,840 And you're beginning to smell. 367 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,080 THEY CHUCKLE 368 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:01,120 Let me take that. 369 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:01,440 Let me take that. 370 00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:03,480 So...who else is coming? 371 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:03,760 So...who else is coming? 372 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,920 Oh, er, well, it's just us. 373 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,400 Oh, er, well, it's just us. 374 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,440 Yeah, I thought we could catch up. Have a chance to talk, you know. 375 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:10,800 Yeah, I thought we could catch up. Have a chance to talk, you know. 376 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,640 Talk about what? 377 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,680 You know, things. Come on through. 378 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:14,880 You know, things. Come on through. 379 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:22,840 Is that enough for you? 380 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:29,640 And he grabs my laptop and runs. I mean, 381 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:30,240 And he grabs my laptop and runs. I mean, 382 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:32,200 he's, what, 6' 3", all muscles. 383 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,360 I mean, he's only 25 years old, 384 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,400 so he runs like a gymnast, out the front door, gone. 385 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:36,760 so he runs like a gymnast, out the front door, gone. 386 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800 And I run! I run after him into the street, 387 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:39,760 And I run! I run after him into the street, 388 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800 then I hear this click. It's the door closing behind me, 389 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:42,720 then I hear this click. It's the door closing behind me, 390 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,760 locked, and I'm standing there absolutely naked! 391 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,600 locked, and I'm standing there absolutely naked! 392 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,640 My God, no way. Yeah. I'm standing in the middle of the street 393 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,120 My God, no way. Yeah. I'm standing in the middle of the street 394 00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,560 stark bollock naked. 395 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,480 I had to rescue him. Yeah. 396 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,040 Did that really happen? 397 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,920 All hanging out, for all the world to see. Cop a load of this. 398 00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:01,960 All hanging out, for all the world to see. Cop a load of this. 399 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:02,200 All hanging out, for all the world to see. Cop a load of this. 400 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,560 But that's it, because Trump is fixing the courts so he can stay 401 00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:10,000 But that's it, because Trump is fixing the courts so he can stay 402 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,040 for a third term. Why not a fourth? 403 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:12,920 for a third term. Why not a fourth? 404 00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:14,960 Cos you know what this is? The dark age. 405 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,200 Cos you know what this is? The dark age. 406 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:19,760 It's a new dark age. If I live for 30 more years, 407 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,520 It's a new dark age. If I live for 30 more years, 408 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,560 I will die before the dark age ends. 409 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:24,680 I will die before the dark age ends. 410 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,720 This is it, now. For life. 411 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,160 This is it, now. For life. 412 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,200 Oh, I've missed all this. Stephanie Soothsayer. 413 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,920 Oh, I've missed all this. Stephanie Soothsayer. 414 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,960 It's a little bit...doom scrolling, don't you think? 415 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,080 It's a little bit...doom scrolling, don't you think? 416 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,120 Maggie, you can't seriously say these are good times, can you? 417 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,160 Maggie, you can't seriously say these are good times, can you? 418 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,200 Oh, hardly, no, but I think we're in a state of panic. 419 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,240 Oh, hardly, no, but I think we're in a state of panic. 420 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,000 I don't think it helps. 421 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:45,480 I panic, apparently. That's not what she means. 422 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,560 I just think... 423 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:49,600 We can all worry but we need to do something. 424 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,280 We can all worry but we need to do something. 425 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,600 So, we are. 426 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,080 Just sort of a little bit of good in the world, yeah? 427 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,000 Just sort of a little bit of good in the world, yeah? 428 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,720 Yeah. That's what we wanted to say. It's not a big deal, 429 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,880 Yeah. That's what we wanted to say. It's not a big deal, 430 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,920 we just didn't want you to hear it second-hand. 431 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,000 we just didn't want you to hear it second-hand. 432 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:10,040 We are going to foster. 433 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:10,320 We are going to foster. 434 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,640 We did the panel on Monday and they've said yes, 435 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:14,920 We did the panel on Monday and they've said yes, 436 00:16:14,960 --> 00:16:16,960 so gonna be foster parents. 437 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:17,200 so gonna be foster parents. 438 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,240 Oh! I think that's brilliant. 439 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,520 Oh! I think that's brilliant. 440 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,280 Well done. 441 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,600 Nice.That's amazing. Big changes. 442 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:27,280 Nice.That's amazing. Big changes. 443 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,320 There's such a shortage. I mean, there is SUCH a shortage. 444 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:30,640 There's such a shortage. I mean, there is SUCH a shortage. 445 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,720 Although... 446 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,440 ..poor kids having to listen to you two. 447 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:35,720 ..poor kids having to listen to you two. 448 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,680 CHUCKLING 449 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,680 We're terrified. 450 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,720 And we did try, but I'm 45 now, 451 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,560 And we did try, but I'm 45 now, 452 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,360 and that's not gonna happen. 453 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 And this is the next best thing. It's equally good. 454 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,000 And this is the next best thing. It's equally good. 455 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,040 Yes, it's... Exactly. Sorry. 456 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:50,200 Yes, it's... Exactly. Sorry. 457 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,480 Mum and Dad, 458 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:55,520 here's to you. 459 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:55,920 here's to you. 460 00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:57,960 Congratulations. We need people like you. 461 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,800 Congratulations. We need people like you. 462 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,560 You get a lot of money. 463 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,600 That's why we're doing it. Cold, hard cash. It's the only... 464 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:05,360 That's why we're doing it. Cold, hard cash. It's the only... 465 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,400 It's just you never said, when we were together. 466 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,400 It's just you never said, when we were together. 467 00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,440 You never said you wanted kids. 468 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:10,680 You never said you wanted kids. 469 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,400 I didn't back then. 470 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,440 What changed?Nothing. I suppose I was a different person. 471 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,520 What changed?Nothing. I suppose I was a different person. 472 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:17,560 Oh, now you're better? 473 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:17,800 Oh, now you're better? 474 00:17:17,840 --> 00:17:18,920 No. 475 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,600 Don't. 476 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,800 Right, are we all done? We've got a lovely tiramisu. All good? 477 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,840 Right, are we all done? We've got a lovely tiramisu. All good? 478 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,120 Right, are we all done? We've got a lovely tiramisu. All good? 479 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,600 I'll give you a hand. 480 00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,160 Look, come here. 481 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,400 Daddy. 482 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:58,680 Daddy. 483 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:00,720 Might be a complete nightmare. I might regret every single second. 484 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:02,680 Might be a complete nightmare. I might regret every single second. 485 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:04,720 You can't fuck up their lives, you know. Children. 486 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:05,160 You can't fuck up their lives, you know. Children. 487 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,160 Cos they'll have had a hard enough time already. 488 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:09,880 Cos they'll have had a hard enough time already. 489 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,920 They don't need to come into a house that's... 490 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:12,160 They don't need to come into a house that's... 491 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,320 ..austere. 492 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,520 Oh, that's what I am, is it? 493 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:18,800 Oh, that's what I am, is it? 494 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:20,760 Well, I was always the one who was a laugh. 495 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,800 I mean, sorry, but our mates did not come round for a hoot with Curtis. 496 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:24,080 I mean, sorry, but our mates did not come round for a hoot with Curtis. 497 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,040 Oh, yeah, you're so funny. I'm laughing. It's just 498 00:18:26,080 --> 00:18:28,080 that you never said anything, ever, about kids. 499 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:29,040 that you never said anything, ever, about kids. 500 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,080 Jamie adopted, you never said a word, not a hint. 501 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:31,400 Jamie adopted, you never said a word, not a hint. 502 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,600 It's like I never knew you. 503 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,640 Except, well, hm-hm, 504 00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:36,920 Except, well, hm-hm, 505 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,720 I didn't, did I? 506 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,120 You know what's really stupid? Since you left. 507 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,160 You know what's really stupid? Since you left. 508 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:45,600 You know what's really stupid? Since you left. 509 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,640 Eating on my own. 510 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,160 Eating on my own. 511 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,480 Sitting there, cut it up into little pieces, I eat, 512 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,680 Sitting there, cut it up into little pieces, I eat, 513 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:54,720 I put down the fork, I wash up. Just all that ceremony.OK. 514 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,760 I put down the fork, I wash up. Just all that ceremony.OK. 515 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:57,040 I put down the fork, I wash up. Just all that ceremony.OK. 516 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,080 And then I shit. I shit and I eat. 517 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,160 And then I shit. I shit and I eat. 518 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200 Might as well be a tube. That's my life. 519 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:02,480 Might as well be a tube. That's my life. 520 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:04,160 I'm a tube. 521 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,080 Do you still have your key? Have I what? 522 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,120 Your key to the house, have you still got it? 523 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:08,440 Your key to the house, have you still got it? 524 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:10,480 Er, I-I-I don't know, maybe. I didn't formally hand it over. 525 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:11,400 Er, I-I-I don't know, maybe. I didn't formally hand it over. 526 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,440 Why? Would you like me to? No, it's just, like... 527 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:13,800 Why? Would you like me to? No, it's just, like... 528 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,680 ..you haven't been back, have you?To the house? 529 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,800 ..you haven't been back, have you?To the house? 530 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:22,840 It's just things keep moving. 531 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,440 It's just things keep moving. 532 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,840 When I'm not looking. It's... I feel like I'm going mad. 533 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,160 When I'm not looking. It's... I feel like I'm going mad. 534 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,200 I come back home and it's like things have been moved. 535 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,440 I come back home and it's like things have been moved. 536 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,480 Like a glass... 537 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,440 ..or a bottle... 538 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,480 ..a letter, or a book that's the wrong way round. 539 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,960 ..a letter, or a book that's the wrong way round. 540 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,640 Or a little bit less wine. 541 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:48,120 And then I turn on the TV. You know when you turn on the TV, 542 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,160 it goes to the last channel you were on? 543 00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,200 When I turn it on, it goes to channel 161. What the hell is 161? 544 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:54,240 When I turn it on, it goes to channel 161. What the hell is 161? 545 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:54,680 When I turn it on, it goes to channel 161. What the hell is 161? 546 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,080 You OK? 547 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,960 Yeah. 548 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,280 It's not me. 549 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,480 No, I didn't... I didn't think it was. 550 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,800 No, I didn't... I didn't think it was. 551 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,840 I don't really think there's anyone in your house. 552 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,640 I don't really think there's anyone in your house. 553 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,040 No. 554 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,560 I've gone. 555 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:22,640 Yeah. 556 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,680 I've left you, darling. I've gone. 557 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:25,960 I've left you, darling. I've gone. 558 00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,200 LEO CRIES 559 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,800 I love you by Billie Eilish 560 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:34,800 I love you by Billie Eilish 561 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,240 You OK? Yeah. 562 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,240 Yeah, yeah. 563 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:57,880 I'm fine. 564 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:01,160 No, no, no, wait. The best bit, I'll tell you the best bit. 565 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,280 No, no, no, wait. The best bit, I'll tell you the best bit. 566 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,320 Maggie, sob story, barren Maggie. 567 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:05,200 Maggie, sob story, barren Maggie. 568 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,240 When she said, "Did that really happen?" 569 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:09,120 When she said, "Did that really happen?" 570 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:11,160 Oh, my God, yeah, how to kill a fucking story. 571 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:11,760 Oh, my God, yeah, how to kill a fucking story. 572 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,800 "Did that really happen?" Oh, "Hardly." 573 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:14,720 "Did that really happen?" Oh, "Hardly." 574 00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,720 "Hardly." She said that. 575 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,760 "Ooh, hardly." Downton Abbey. "Hardly." 576 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,800 "Ooh, hardly." Downton Abbey. "Hardly." 577 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:21,120 "Ooh, hardly." Downton Abbey. "Hardly." 578 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,160 Ah, that's why she snared him. To be a mother, 579 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,560 Ah, that's why she snared him. To be a mother, 580 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,600 that's what she wanted all this time. I said so. 581 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,160 that's what she wanted all this time. I said so. 582 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,040 Do you know what I'm going to do tonight? 583 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,080 APP BLEEPS I'm gonna get laid. 584 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:32,400 APP BLEEPS I'm gonna get laid. 585 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,440 I'm gonna get fucked and battered and rimmed. 586 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:34,720 I'm gonna get fucked and battered and rimmed. 587 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,800 I am so gonna get rimmed. 588 00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:38,840 Did you know that Curtis has never eaten arse his entire life? 589 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,000 Did you know that Curtis has never eaten arse his entire life? 590 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,520 Yup, you did tell me. 591 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,560 He'd only eat it with some coriander. 592 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:43,840 He'd only eat it with some coriander. 593 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,880 But tonight's the night! 594 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:46,080 But tonight's the night! 595 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,720 All right, my darling. Goodnight. 596 00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:51,760 Bend over and think of Scotland. 597 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:52,120 Bend over and think of Scotland. 598 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920 Oh, don't worry, I've only had two beers, 599 00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:57,240 Oh, don't worry, I've only had two beers, 600 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,280 so I won't turn up hung over. This is Leo, my gay neighbour. 601 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,120 so I won't turn up hung over. This is Leo, my gay neighbour. 602 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:02,000 Oh, if that's not offensive. 603 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,040 Well, it is. So watch it. 604 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,240 Well, it is. So watch it. 605 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,280 Don't talk to your employer like that. 606 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:08,520 Don't talk to your employer like that. 607 00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,880 You little fuckers. Big fuckers. Hot, hairy, hung. 608 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,920 You little fuckers. Big fuckers. Hot, hairy, hung. 609 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,200 You little fuckers. Big fuckers. Hot, hairy, hung. 610 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:23,680 MOANING 611 00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,680 Yes. 612 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,840 DOORBELL RINGS 613 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,920 Found you. Hello, I'm Dave. 614 00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:54,400 Found you. Hello, I'm Dave. 615 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,240 I know it says Francesco on the app, 616 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,280 but Francesco gets more results, so, anyway, it's Dave really. 617 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:00,320 but Francesco gets more results, so, anyway, it's Dave really. 618 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:01,800 but Francesco gets more results, so, anyway, it's Dave really. 619 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,360 Yeah, hi, I'm Leo. 620 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,400 And that's your real name? Yes. Good start. 621 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:05,960 And that's your real name? Yes. Good start. 622 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,800 There's a lot of liars on that thing. 623 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,240 Ooh, nice place. Thanks. 624 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,280 Ooh, nice place. Thanks. 625 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,000 Do you own it? I do, yeah. 626 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:22,520 It's nice. And is it just you? 627 00:23:22,560 --> 00:23:23,440 It's nice. And is it just you? 628 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,480 Just me. And that is how it's gonna stay, I'm afraid. Just me. 629 00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,520 Just me. And that is how it's gonna stay, I'm afraid. Just me. 630 00:23:27,560 --> 00:23:29,520 Just me. And that is how it's gonna stay, I'm afraid. Just me. 631 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:30,960 Um... 632 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I'm fine with being on my own. 633 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,680 I'm fine with being on my own. 634 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,720 I didn't come round to marry you. 635 00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,680 I didn't come round to marry you. 636 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,000 No, but... 637 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,040 ..I've changed my mind. 638 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,680 I'm just not up for it tonight. I thought I was, but I'm not. 639 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,360 I'm just not up for it tonight. I thought I was, but I'm not. 640 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,680 You know when it just goes? 641 00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,800 You're kidding me? Sorry. 642 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,120 Another one. 643 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:01,880 You know, I came all this way. 644 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,920 Well, 662 metres. Not that far. 645 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,800 Well, 662 metres. Not that far. 646 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,080 Piss off. 647 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,520 I will. 648 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,120 Oh. 649 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,080 MESSAGE ALERT 650 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,440 Oh, fuck. 651 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,480 MESSAGE ALERT 652 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,520 RAISED VOICES 653 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:15,040 RAISED VOICES 654 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,160 ARGUMENT CONTINUES 655 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:27,640 ARGUMENT CONTINUES 656 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,680 I don't blame him, your own friends treat you like shit. 657 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,960 I don't blame him, your own friends treat you like shit. 658 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,240 Yeah, you'd know. 659 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:33,280 They might as well piss on the floor. I'll get them a trough! 660 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,560 They might as well piss on the floor. I'll get them a trough! 661 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,400 MESSAGE ALERT 662 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,480 Apostrophe. 663 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760 I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting. 664 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,800 I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting. 665 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,520 I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting. 666 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,360 Fuck you. 667 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,400 Fuck off, then. Fuck off, kid. 668 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:19,760 Fuck off, then. Fuck off, kid. 669 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,560 All right? 670 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:33,960 MESSAGE ALERT 671 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 MESSAGE ALERT 672 00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:48,480 MESSAGE ALERT 673 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,760 MESSAGE ALERT 674 00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,400 MESSAGE ALERT 675 00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,120 MESSAGE ALERT 676 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,440 I love you. 677 00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,800 I love you. 678 00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:03,800 I still love you. 679 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,080 LEO GROANS 680 00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:46,320 LEO GROANS 681 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,800 Oh, no. 682 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,440 MESSAGE ALERT 683 00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:54,640 MESSAGE ALERT 684 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,000 George, I swear, if you tell your girl friends about this, 685 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:12,520 George, I swear, if you tell your girl friends about this, 686 00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:14,560 they will tell you that every single stupid boy does this, 687 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,280 they will tell you that every single stupid boy does this, 688 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,760 and you'll laugh about it. 689 00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:20,560 Because there's such a big world out there, 690 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,600 and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends or...whatever you like. 691 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,200 and you can have boyfriends or girlfriends or...whatever you like. 692 00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,720 You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want, 693 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,000 You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want, 694 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:30,480 night after night. 695 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,800 Cos I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life 696 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,440 Cos I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life 697 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,120 just waiting for you. 698 00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,320 DOOR OPENS 699 00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:49,360 I'm coming in, so hands by your sides, all right? 700 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:50,280 I'm coming in, so hands by your sides, all right? 701 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,320 Listen, all this stuff between your mum and me, 702 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,200 Listen, all this stuff between your mum and me, 703 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240 I don't want you hearing that, you know, so, er... 704 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:55,600 I don't want you hearing that, you know, so, er... 705 00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,000 There you go. 706 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,960 You all right? Yeah. Well, you don't look it. 707 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,400 You all right? Yeah. Well, you don't look it. 708 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,560 What is it? It's the game. Dog died. 709 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,560 What is it? It's the game. Dog died. 710 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,480 MESSAGE ALERT 711 00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:14,400 Who are you texting? What's it to you? 712 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,760 Oh, come on. It's late, isn't it? 713 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,320 You've got college tomorrow and you know the rules. 714 00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,360 The phone's not private until you're 18. 715 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:19,640 The phone's not private until you're 18. 716 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,520 So, come on, give us it. 717 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,080 Is it a girl? Shut up. No, has she upset you? 718 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,040 Is it a girl? Shut up. No, has she upset you? 719 00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,440 Can you just leave me alone? 720 00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,480 I wanna tell you something important, all right? 721 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:29,760 I wanna tell you something important, all right? 722 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,160 They're not worth it. 723 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,040 Not one of them. 724 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,880 MESSAGE ALERT 725 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,520 Urgh, you're disgusting. 726 00:35:21,310 --> 00:35:21,440 {\an8}WHIMSICAL MUSIC LIVELY CHATTER 727 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,920 Morning, all.Morning! Morning, lover boy. How's Curtis? 728 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,680 Morning, all.Morning! Morning, lover boy. How's Curtis? 729 00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,720 Oh, boring old bastard. Hello, Saul. All right, boss. Nice gaff. 730 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:32,760 Oh, boring old bastard. Hello, Saul. All right, boss. Nice gaff. 731 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,240 Oh, boring old bastard. Hello, Saul. All right, boss. Nice gaff. 732 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,240 You're late. 733 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:37,280 No. I was in early yesterday because of you. 734 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:39,000 No. I was in early yesterday because of you. 735 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,040 This is, like, a normal time of day, because I work late. 736 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:42,640 This is, like, a normal time of day, because I work late. 737 00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,040 And... 738 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,120 ..I want to apologise. 739 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,160 If I was a bit rude last night. I, er... Sorry about that. 740 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,400 If I was a bit rude last night. I, er... Sorry about that. 741 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,560 I meant no offence. 742 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,520 Why, what did you say? 743 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:53,880 It's all done and dusted. 744 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,000 So, are we good? 745 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,040 Told you, got nothing on my conscience. 746 00:35:59,080 --> 00:35:59,360 Told you, got nothing on my conscience. 747 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,400 I only had two pints, so my head is clear. 748 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:01,800 I only had two pints, so my head is clear. 749 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,840 Not me. I'm fucking hanging. 750 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,880 Not me. I'm fucking hanging. 751 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,920 I'll tell you what, boss. I said to Jude, 752 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:07,360 I'll tell you what, boss. I said to Jude, 753 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,360 "Have you got any paint left from when you last did the walls?" 754 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,400 She looked in the cellar. And there it was, sitting at the back, 755 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:11,720 She looked in the cellar. And there it was, sitting at the back, 756 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,760 after all these years. No-one ever chucks paint away. 757 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:14,040 after all these years. No-one ever chucks paint away. 758 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,280 Don't know how to do it. 759 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,320 That saves a bit of money. Nicely played. 760 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:17,640 That saves a bit of money. Nicely played. 761 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,680 Well, welcome on board, Saul. All right, 762 00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,320 Well, welcome on board, Saul. All right, 763 00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,280 me and Judy have got the managers' meeting now, 764 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,320 all the bars and clubs with the council. It's a riot. 765 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:24,920 all the bars and clubs with the council. It's a riot. 766 00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,960 Help yourself to anything, and Mikey can look after you. Mikey, 767 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:28,640 Help yourself to anything, and Mikey can look after you. Mikey, 768 00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,680 you've met Clive. That's Saul, Clive's son.All right? 769 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,600 you've met Clive. That's Saul, Clive's son.All right? 770 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:33,880 Morning, fellas. 771 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,320 SHE MOUTHS 772 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:37,520 SHE MOUTHS 773 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,280 DOOR OPENS 774 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:05,280 It's Saul, isn't it? I mean, you're Hotsaul. 775 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,040 It's Saul, isn't it? I mean, you're Hotsaul. 776 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,080 Oh, mate, don't tell me you subscribe. It's for girls, you know. 777 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,720 Oh, mate, don't tell me you subscribe. It's for girls, you know. 778 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,760 Can't stop me. As long as you're paying. 779 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:13,040 Can't stop me. As long as you're paying. 780 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,280 I'm on there.Are you? 781 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,320 Mikey Manchester. How much do you make? 782 00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:16,760 Mikey Manchester. How much do you make? 783 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,440 20,000 a year. 784 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,480 Fucking hell. I make six if I'm lucky. What you working here for? 785 00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:21,720 Fucking hell. I make six if I'm lucky. What you working here for? 786 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,760 My dad. He's a...dickhead. 787 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:24,960 My dad. He's a...dickhead. 788 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Left us with a load of debts and shit. 789 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:27,280 Left us with a load of debts and shit. 790 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,240 But hey, if you ever wanna collab... 791 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:30,840 Oh, mate, not my scene. 792 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,360 I could teach you. 793 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,040 Seriously, just women. Yeah? 794 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,320 Take a Viagra. 795 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:37,360 Nice try, cheers, mate. Keep subscribing. Have a good wank. 796 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:38,680 Nice try, cheers, mate. Keep subscribing. Have a good wank. 797 00:37:38,720 --> 00:37:39,920 I've done that. 798 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,760 I am catnip in this place. 799 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:46,200 I am catnip in this place. 800 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:48,240 What do you mean? That Mikey lad, asking to diddle me. Begging for it. 801 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,120 What do you mean? That Mikey lad, asking to diddle me. Begging for it. 802 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:52,400 So, what did you say? 803 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,440 I said, "Up your arse." That was a mistake. He said, "Yes, please." 804 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,920 I said, "Up your arse." That was a mistake. He said, "Yes, please." 805 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,520 And who is she? 806 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:02,080 I'm Saul. I'm with him. 807 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,120 Well, isn't he the lucky one? 808 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:07,840 Told you. Catnip. 809 00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,320 And who are you? 810 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,000 I'm the electrician. 811 00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:19,040 Oh, the neighbour. That's right. 812 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:19,400 Oh, the neighbour. That's right. 813 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:21,440 The horny-handed son of toil. 814 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:21,640 The horny-handed son of toil. 815 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,640 You're the one with the son. Mm. He said he was hot. 816 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,680 You're the one with the son. Mm. He said he was hot. 817 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:27,560 You're the one with the son. Mm. He said he was hot. 818 00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,600 Who did? 819 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:29,840 Who did? 820 00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,120 Leo. 821 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,080 When did he say that? 822 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:36,120 Wasn't he naked, your boy? 823 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,280 Wasn't he naked, your boy? 824 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,320 Wasn't there a story that Leo was in your house, 825 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,280 Wasn't there a story that Leo was in your house, 826 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:42,320 and your son was naked? 827 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,560 and your son was naked? 828 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,880 Yeah. 829 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,920 When the boss got locked out the house. He means Saul. 830 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,440 When the boss got locked out the house. He means Saul. 831 00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,480 Yeah, well he doesn't mean George, does he? George is 16. 832 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:48,880 Yeah, well he doesn't mean George, does he? George is 16. 833 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,080 He's legal. 834 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,120 Melba, it's a bit dangerous in here with the electrics. 835 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:53,680 Melba, it's a bit dangerous in here with the electrics. 836 00:38:53,720 --> 00:38:55,720 Let's keep you safe, eh? Sit you by the window. 837 00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:56,040 Let's keep you safe, eh? Sit you by the window. 838 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:58,080 Hanna's actually nipping out for some toasties if you want one. 839 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,240 Hanna's actually nipping out for some toasties if you want one. 840 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,280 Let's get you a nice cheese and ham toastie, eh? 841 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:01,520 Let's get you a nice cheese and ham toastie, eh? 842 00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,080 Next point of order, Lauchlan McCartney. 843 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:08,040 Next point of order, Lauchlan McCartney. 844 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,800 You'll be glad to hear he's currently residing 845 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,840 at His Majesty's pleasure. Which one's he? 846 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,160 at His Majesty's pleasure. Which one's he? 847 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,200 The Bird Man. Big tall skinhead, you've seen him. 848 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,080 The Bird Man. Big tall skinhead, you've seen him. 849 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,120 He'd bite the heads off pigeons and leave 'em outside Cruz 101. 850 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:17,640 He'd bite the heads off pigeons and leave 'em outside Cruz 101. 851 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:19,680 Oh, yeah.Not any more. Pigeon population is restored. 852 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:20,800 Oh, yeah.Not any more. Pigeon population is restored. 853 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:22,840 Next on the list, over to you, Lucille. 854 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,240 Next on the list, over to you, Lucille. 855 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,280 This was tough. Miss Titty Ditty. 856 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,160 This was tough. Miss Titty Ditty. 857 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,200 Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow. 858 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,200 Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow. 859 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:31,240 We booked her, but she then prints posters 860 00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:32,200 We booked her, but she then prints posters 861 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,080 and starts advertising on her website, 862 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:35,840 this is her, not us, 863 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,880 and the image had a Star of David on it. 864 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:38,640 and the image had a Star of David on it. 865 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,680 Now, it's got all sorts on it. It's got Spider-Man, 866 00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:41,360 Now, it's got all sorts on it. It's got Spider-Man, 867 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,400 it's got the TARDIS, it's got Cynthia Erivo. 868 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:44,680 it's got the TARDIS, it's got Cynthia Erivo. 869 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,720 It's a collage, but we get protests. 870 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:46,960 It's a collage, but we get protests. 871 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 They think she's anti-Palestine. 872 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,040 And is she? I don't think she could point to Palestine on a map. 873 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:51,880 And is she? I don't think she could point to Palestine on a map. 874 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:53,920 She sings limericks on a banjo. The next thing you know, 875 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:54,480 She sings limericks on a banjo. The next thing you know, 876 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,800 our staff are being assaulted, 877 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,600 security, they're getting food flung at them, 878 00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,160 chips and stuff thrown in their face. 879 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,600 Who does that? Passers-by? 880 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:02,480 No, our lot. 881 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:04,520 Lesbians at a lesbian bar attacking the lesbian staff 882 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,560 Lesbians at a lesbian bar attacking the lesbian staff 883 00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:08,600 because of a lesbian with a Jewish symbol. What the hell's going on? 884 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:09,880 because of a lesbian with a Jewish symbol. What the hell's going on? 885 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480 On behalf of the council, I've got to say, we're very happy. 886 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:15,320 On behalf of the council, I've got to say, we're very happy. 887 00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,360 We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm, 888 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,640 We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm, 889 00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:20,680 but I do have one worry. 890 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,600 but I do have one worry. 891 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:23,640 You have a lot of drag queens on the door. 892 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:23,880 You have a lot of drag queens on the door. 893 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,720 We do.Are you sure? 894 00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:31,240 We definitely do. I've seen them. 895 00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,320 Are you sure about the policy? 896 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,360 We think it might drive people away. 897 00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:35,680 We think it might drive people away. 898 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,520 I think they draw people in. In fact, I know they do. 899 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,000 People love a drag queen. 900 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,040 In 2026? Since time immemorial. 901 00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:41,600 In 2026? Since time immemorial. 902 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:43,440 I don't quite understand what the problem is here. 903 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,480 I'm gay. I go to Canal Street. 904 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:45,920 I'm gay. I go to Canal Street. 905 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,960 I discover that gay means a man in lipstick 906 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:48,840 I discover that gay means a man in lipstick 907 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,880 and a wig with false breasts and glitter. 908 00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:51,160 and a wig with false breasts and glitter. 909 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,440 How does that represent me? 910 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,320 It's not meant to represent you. 911 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:56,360 No, but nothing ever represents me, does it? So, what do you want? 912 00:40:56,400 --> 00:40:57,600 No, but nothing ever represents me, does it? So, what do you want? 913 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:59,640 Door staff in... 914 00:40:59,680 --> 00:40:59,840 Door staff in... 915 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,280 What? 916 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,280 He's not even gay. He's been seen with a woman called Elaine. 917 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,080 He's not even gay. He's been seen with a woman called Elaine. 918 00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,120 He just pretends to be gay to get promoted. 919 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:10,400 He just pretends to be gay to get promoted. 920 00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,440 That's how it works these days. 921 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:12,720 That's how it works these days. 922 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,760 Ah, I always said the left would eat itself, and the feasting has begun. 923 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,600 Ah, I always said the left would eat itself, and the feasting has begun. 924 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:18,640 They're throwing chips. With tomato fucking sauce. 925 00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,200 They're throwing chips. With tomato fucking sauce. 926 00:41:20,240 --> 00:41:22,240 Do you still have that youth group? 927 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:22,480 Do you still have that youth group? 928 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,040 Er, yeah, still going. 929 00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,080 I've got a youth for you. Let me save one of them. Just one. 930 00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:28,000 I've got a youth for you. Let me save one of them. Just one. 931 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,040 Ah, that's what I like to see. 932 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:30,320 Ah, that's what I like to see. 933 00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:32,360 At least I can trust you lot. Morning, Melba. 934 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:32,680 At least I can trust you lot. Morning, Melba. 935 00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,720 My meeting was dull, stupid and insane. 936 00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,080 My meeting was dull, stupid and insane. 937 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,120 Hello, Clive. All good? Saul, happy? 938 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:38,800 Hello, Clive. All good? Saul, happy? 939 00:41:38,840 --> 00:41:40,840 All good. Oh, and Benny from the brewery. 940 00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:41,560 All good. Oh, and Benny from the brewery. 941 00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,600 On cue. A warm hand on your entrance. 942 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:44,480 On cue. A warm hand on your entrance. 943 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,520 You wish. Christ, I've had a night and a half. 944 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:47,400 You wish. Christ, I've had a night and a half. 945 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,440 Hello, Leonardo. Hand those out. Special offers, 946 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,600 Hello, Leonardo. Hand those out. Special offers, 947 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,640 Love Your Best Friend Day on the 31st. What? 948 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,680 I know, I don't know who comes up with this shit, me. 949 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:54,960 I know, I don't know who comes up with this shit, me. 950 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,160 Someone in a room. 951 00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:58,200 So, I went out last night, hooked up with this ice skater. He said, 952 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,080 So, I went out last night, hooked up with this ice skater. He said, 953 00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,120 "I'm with Disney on Ice." I said, "Well, better than being 954 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:01,440 "I'm with Disney on Ice." I said, "Well, better than being 955 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:03,480 "with Disney on fire." No word of a lie, 956 00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:03,800 "with Disney on fire." No word of a lie, 957 00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,800 grabbed his arse, it was like holding a skull. 958 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,840 Ooh, nice.I know. And hung like a deodorant. 959 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,320 Ooh, nice.I know. And hung like a deodorant. 960 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,360 Like a lady-size roll-on? Fuck your mother. 961 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,320 Like a lady-size roll-on? Fuck your mother. 962 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,360 I'm talking a cannister of Right Guard. Huh? 963 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:13,720 I'm talking a cannister of Right Guard. Huh? 964 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,760 You should see me, girls, I'm prolapsed. 965 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:16,080 You should see me, girls, I'm prolapsed. 966 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:18,120 And he shot his load. Do you know how many ropes? 967 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:18,600 And he shot his load. Do you know how many ropes? 968 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,640 12. In the face. One, ow, two, ow, three, ow, four, ow... 969 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:21,760 12. In the face. One, ow, two, ow, three, ow, four, ow... 970 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,120 I was like a battered wife. 971 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,760 CLATTER 972 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,680 Trying to work here. 973 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,840 Don't you tell me to put a plug in it, darling, 974 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:30,120 Don't you tell me to put a plug in it, darling, 975 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:31,760 cos I've already got one in. 976 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,800 Benny from the brewery, this is Clive. 977 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,120 Benny from the brewery, this is Clive. 978 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,680 We're having some electrics done. 979 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:37,720 Oh. Are you putting the neon back up? Oh, my God. 980 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,480 Oh. Are you putting the neon back up? Oh, my God. 981 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,240 That's a thought, I love the neon. 982 00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,280 I love the neon. Do you remember? 983 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:43,960 I love the neon. Do you remember? 984 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,000 Ta-da! CHEERING 985 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:46,280 Ta-da! CHEERING 986 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:48,320 See? Told you. 987 00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:48,560 See? Told you. 988 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:49,720 ELECTRICAL FIZZING 989 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,920 GROANS 990 00:42:50,960 --> 00:42:52,800 Oh. Shit. 991 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,960 What happened to that thing? 992 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 Never bloody worked, did it? And I got the blame for it. 993 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:56,440 Never bloody worked, did it? And I got the blame for it. 994 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:58,480 Come on, Curtis. £1,000 that thing cost! 995 00:42:58,520 --> 00:42:58,960 Come on, Curtis. £1,000 that thing cost! 996 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 You wasted £1,000 on a stupid tacky gimmick. 997 00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:01,800 You wasted £1,000 on a stupid tacky gimmick. 998 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,160 Yeah, we should put it back up. 999 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,200 Curtis would be so pissed off. Hey, Clive, can you fix neon signs? 1000 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,200 Curtis would be so pissed off. Hey, Clive, can you fix neon signs? 1001 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:09,240 Cost you extra. Where is it? It's not here. 1002 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:09,560 Cost you extra. Where is it? It's not here. 1003 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,600 Oh, no, it's at home, it's at mine. I got it in the divorce. 1004 00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:12,120 Oh, no, it's at home, it's at mine. I got it in the divorce. 1005 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:14,160 It's a big old thing. Clive, could you bring it in your van tomorrow? 1006 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:14,800 It's a big old thing. Clive, could you bring it in your van tomorrow? 1007 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:16,840 No, I told you, it's a one-day job, innit? 1008 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,160 No, I told you, it's a one-day job, innit? 1009 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,160 And anyway, I think I'm finished with this place. 1010 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:20,880 Well, I'm still paying you. 1011 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,200 All right, yeah. I'll go and get it. Where is it? Your house? Um... 1012 00:43:24,240 --> 00:43:25,400 All right, yeah. I'll go and get it. Where is it? Your house? Um... 1013 00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:26,840 I've got the keys, haven't I? 1014 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:28,880 No, but I don't like anyone going into my house without me. 1015 00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,200 No, but I don't like anyone going into my house without me. 1016 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,240 Why not? What am I gonna do? I just don't. 1017 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:31,560 Why not? What am I gonna do? I just don't. 1018 00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,600 Well, maybe you should come with me, eh? Cos I wanna talk to you 1019 00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,160 Well, maybe you should come with me, eh? Cos I wanna talk to you 1020 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,200 about inappropriate behaviour. Your staff making suggestions 1021 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,200 about inappropriate behaviour. Your staff making suggestions 1022 00:43:38,240 --> 00:43:40,240 to my son. Oh, shut up, Dad. Don't be stupid. 1023 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,200 to my son. Oh, shut up, Dad. Don't be stupid. 1024 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,240 What did you do? Didn't do anything. 1025 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,440 What did you do? Didn't do anything. 1026 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,480 Ooh, drama, salt my popcorn. 1027 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,680 Ooh, drama, salt my popcorn. 1028 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,320 He asked him for sex, and I know the law. That's inappropriate. 1029 00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:51,920 He asked him for sex, and I know the law. That's inappropriate. 1030 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960 All right, all right, I'll have a word, but come on, Clive. 1031 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:54,800 All right, all right, I'll have a word, but come on, Clive. 1032 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,840 They're lads. They banter. Wasn't it just banter? 1033 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,080 They're lads. They banter. Wasn't it just banter? 1034 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:00,120 Saul's 25 years old. Exactly, he's not a kid. 1035 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:00,960 Saul's 25 years old. Exactly, he's not a kid. 1036 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 Yeah, and he's not bent. Oh, so that's the problem. 1037 00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,320 Yeah, and he's not bent. Oh, so that's the problem. 1038 00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,360 I did not make a pass at him. You're kidding me. 1039 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,080 I did not make a pass at him. You're kidding me. 1040 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,600 What, I'm not seriously getting bollocked? 1041 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:10,640 It's people your age who insist on these rules, 1042 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:11,320 It's people your age who insist on these rules, 1043 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:13,360 for good reason. And I think this is private, Zee. 1044 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,320 for good reason. And I think this is private, Zee. 1045 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,200 I saw them. Saul was laughing. 1046 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:18,240 Why is everything always sex with you lot, eh? All the time. 1047 00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:18,800 Why is everything always sex with you lot, eh? All the time. 1048 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:20,760 And it's not like that with you? Come on, Clive. 1049 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,120 Take me to one of your building sites. 1050 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,160 Let me listen to your mates. I'd be shocked. 1051 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:24,480 Let me listen to your mates. I'd be shocked. 1052 00:44:24,520 --> 00:44:26,520 "Fuck your mother," that man said. I mean, "Fuck your mother"?! 1053 00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,080 "Fuck your mother," that man said. I mean, "Fuck your mother"?! 1054 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:28,240 Who says that? 1055 00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,280 I was being professional. This IS my profession. 1056 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,840 I was being professional. This IS my profession. 1057 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,880 We're both on Only Fans. Look, and there's Saul... 1058 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,360 We're both on Only Fans. Look, and there's Saul... 1059 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,400 ..selling himself here. Have it on the group chat. 1060 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,800 ..selling himself here. Have it on the group chat. 1061 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:50,520 Anything good? 1062 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:52,560 That person with the lipstick said that you fancied Saul. 1063 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,480 That person with the lipstick said that you fancied Saul. 1064 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:54,640 I mean, how old are you, Leo? 1065 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,400 Clive, look, he's 6'5" and strapping. 1066 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,080 I'm allowed to notice. 1067 00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,120 If-If you had a mate who had a daughter who was 25 1068 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:00,680 If-If you had a mate who had a daughter who was 25 1069 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:02,760 and gorgeous, you'd notice, so... 1070 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,800 MESSAGE ALERT It's not my fault that Saul is... 1071 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,520 MESSAGE ALERT It's not my fault that Saul is... 1072 00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:06,880 We've got rules about this. 1073 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,920 Saul's an employee. You can't play that. 1074 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:09,160 Saul's an employee. You can't play that. 1075 00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,440 LEO CACKLES 1076 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,480 What? What's so funny? No, it's nothing, it's nothing. 1077 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,320 What? What's so funny? No, it's nothing, it's nothing. 1078 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:33,080 Nothing, really. 1079 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,680 You're laughing, aren't you? Just all of ya. 1080 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:40,720 You're laughing at filth. It's just filth. 1081 00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,040 You're laughing at filth. It's just filth. 1082 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,080 Deodorants? And you wonder why you get hate. 1083 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,680 Deodorants? And you wonder why you get hate. 1084 00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:45,720 All right, you can hate us and blame us all you like, 1085 00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:46,040 All right, you can hate us and blame us all you like, 1086 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,880 but why don't you sit down with your son, huh? 1087 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,920 Your straight son, and ask him? 1088 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:50,120 Your straight son, and ask him? 1089 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,240 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 1090 00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,000 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 115503