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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,360 and shocking images of the deceased from the very start 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:02,720 and shocking images of the deceased from the very start 3 00:00:02,760 --> 00:00:04,760 that viewers may find distressing, very strong language from the outset, 4 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,480 that viewers may find distressing, very strong language from the outset, 5 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:07,120 offensive and discriminatory attitudes, 6 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:08,440 and scenes of a sexual nature. 7 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:10,480 WOMAN WAILS 8 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:11,000 WOMAN WAILS 9 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:13,040 What have you done?! 10 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:13,600 What have you done?! 11 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:15,640 WAILING CONTINUES 12 00:00:15,680 --> 00:00:16,200 WAILING CONTINUES 13 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,880 SIRENS WAIL 14 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,760 Monster! 15 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:31,000 Monster! 16 00:00:31,040 --> 00:00:32,960 You monster! 17 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,280 Oh, you little...! 18 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,200 Oh, the fuck! 19 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:49,960 Aye, aye? 20 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,680 Sorry, I know. I've locked myself out. 21 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,720 I was just putting something in the bin and then, click. 22 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,720 I was just putting something in the bin and then, click. 23 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,680 So, what do you want? A ladder? 24 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,720 Erm, no, I don't think I've got any windows open. 25 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:01,480 Erm, no, I don't think I've got any windows open. 26 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:03,520 I just need to phone my friend Stephanie. 27 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:03,840 I just need to phone my friend Stephanie. 28 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:05,440 Remember her? My best mate? She's got a spare key. 29 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,480 I mean, I've got a spare key, but guess where it is? 30 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,520 I mean, I've got a spare key, but guess where it is? 31 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,560 In the house. Fat lot of good that is. 32 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,200 In the house. Fat lot of good that is. 33 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,920 Yeah, look, you'd better get in, hadn't you? 34 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:16,160 Yeah, look, you'd better get in, hadn't you? 35 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,080 Ah... 36 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,120 Sorry, George. Got locked out. 37 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:37,440 Sorry, George. Got locked out. 38 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,280 HE CHUCKLES 39 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:41,320 I feel a bit stupid. 40 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:41,520 I feel a bit stupid. 41 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:44,360 How are you doing? How's school? 42 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,400 Oh, it's college now. College! Good, well done. 43 00:02:46,440 --> 00:02:48,320 Oh, it's college now. College! Good, well done. 44 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,400 Here. 45 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,440 No, but, erm... I don't know her number. 46 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:53,880 No, but, erm... I don't know her number. 47 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,640 I mean, who knows numbers any more? 48 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,480 But I remember she did that charity thing with Marie. 49 00:02:57,520 --> 00:02:58,880 You know, remember? 50 00:02:58,920 --> 00:03:00,920 The kids' breakfast thing, so I thought she might have it. 51 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:01,200 The kids' breakfast thing, so I thought she might have it. 52 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,040 Marie's in work. 53 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,080 I know. So, could you...? 54 00:03:04,120 --> 00:03:04,280 I know. So, could you...? 55 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:16,080 Clive? I'm busy. What is it? 56 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:16,680 Clive? I'm busy. What is it? 57 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,720 Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here... 58 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,040 Yeah, I've got Leo from next door standing here... 59 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:21,920 ..in his pants. 60 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,200 Yeah, he's locked himself out. 61 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,240 You know why that is, don't you? 62 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:25,560 You know why that is, don't you? 63 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:27,480 Cos Bridget was on WhatsApp two minutes ago. 64 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,520 I'm trying to do my job, but it's ping, ping, ping, 65 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:29,800 I'm trying to do my job, but it's ping, ping, ping, 66 00:03:29,840 --> 00:03:31,760 all about him from next door. 67 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,800 Because do you know what she said? Guess what she saw. Bridget. 68 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,720 Because do you know what she said? Guess what she saw. Bridget. 69 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,680 Is that right? What do you mean, running? 70 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,720 Is that right? What do you mean, running? 71 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:43,720 Is that right? What do you mean, running? 72 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:45,760 Running out of the house? Who was? 73 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,160 Running out of the house? Who was? 74 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,600 And then what happened? Leo was running? 75 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,640 And then what happened? Leo was running? 76 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:53,880 And then what happened? Leo was running? 77 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,880 Yeah, no, he said you've got his friend's number. 78 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:57,600 Yeah, no, he said you've got his friend's number. 79 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:59,640 That, erm... Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah. 80 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,680 That, erm... Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah. 81 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:02,000 That, erm... Stephanie. Yeah, yeah, that's the one, yeah. 82 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,040 Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just text it to me. 83 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,000 Yeah, no, but she's got the key, so just text it to me. 84 00:04:06,400 --> 00:04:08,400 Bridget, opposite, she says there was a man came running 85 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,440 Bridget, opposite, she says there was a man came running 86 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:10,760 Bridget, opposite, she says there was a man came running 87 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,800 out of your house, and then you came running after him, 88 00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:13,560 out of your house, and then you came running after him, 89 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,600 but he ran off, so, er, that's how you got locked out. 90 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:16,440 but he ran off, so, er, that's how you got locked out. 91 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:18,480 Right. Him. 92 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:19,000 Right. Him. 93 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,920 Morning. Hi. 94 00:04:21,960 --> 00:04:23,960 That was quite a night. I've never tried gooning before. 95 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 That was quite a night. I've never tried gooning before. 96 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:26,600 That was quite a night. I've never tried gooning before. 97 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:28,640 Not as a couple. Erm, can I get you a coffee, or...? 98 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,640 Not as a couple. Erm, can I get you a coffee, or...? 99 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,680 Yeah. Black. Thanks. 100 00:04:32,720 --> 00:04:33,760 Yeah. Black. Thanks. 101 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,800 Eddie. Leo? That's the one. 102 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,520 Eddie. Leo? That's the one. 103 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,960 Erm... I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in. 104 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Erm... I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in. 105 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:42,560 Erm... I'd offer you some toast, but I don't have anything in. 106 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,600 I wasn't expecting anyone overnight. Kind of surprised me. 107 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,480 I wasn't expecting anyone overnight. Kind of surprised me. 108 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:47,760 Not that I'm complaining. 109 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,920 Don't you dare! 110 00:04:58,040 --> 00:04:59,280 Little...! 111 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:01,320 That was my friend, erm, Eddie. And he was staying with me. 112 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,360 That was my friend, erm, Eddie. And he was staying with me. 113 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:03,920 That was my friend, erm, Eddie. And he was staying with me. 114 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 And, he went, I waved him goodbye, and that's when I, er, 115 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 And, he went, I waved him goodbye, and that's when I, er, 116 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,240 And, he went, I waved him goodbye, and that's when I, er, 117 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,280 took out the paper, stuff, things for the bin. 118 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,280 took out the paper, stuff, things for the bin. 119 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,720 PHONE DINGS 120 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:16,760 Oh, well. 121 00:05:18,280 --> 00:05:19,320 Stephanie. 122 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,960 I know, but I'm in my pants and I have to open up at work. 123 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,480 I know, but I'm in my pants and I have to open up at work. 124 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,520 I know you're busy, I'm sorry, but... Hold on. 125 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,560 I know you're busy, I'm sorry, but... Hold on. 126 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:32,680 I know you're busy, I'm sorry, but... Hold on. 127 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,720 Fuck you doing? 128 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:34,960 Fuck you doing? 129 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Erm, I got, I got locked out. 130 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,120 Erm, I got, I got locked out. 131 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:40,160 You weirdo. 132 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:40,760 You weirdo. 133 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,800 Steph, Steph, I'll take us away at Christmas, 134 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,280 Steph, Steph, I'll take us away at Christmas, 135 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,840 I swear, I'll pay, just get me out of here. 136 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,200 Right, good. Er, she has a key. 137 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:55,800 Right, good. Er, she has a key. 138 00:05:55,840 --> 00:05:57,840 Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr Struthers. 139 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:58,480 Saul, I don't think you should be naked in front of Mr Struthers. 140 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,920 Don't bother me. Yeah, well it bothers me, 141 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,240 so go and get some clothes on, eh? 142 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:05,920 Ey-yo! Hey! 143 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Oh. That's enough. GEORGE LAUGHS 144 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:08,480 Oh. That's enough. GEORGE LAUGHS 145 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,880 I apologise for my son. 146 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,680 Thanks. 147 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:19,880 Stephanie will be around about 20 minutes. 148 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,920 She's wrapping something up at work and then she's coming over. 149 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,200 She's wrapping something up at work and then she's coming over. 150 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,360 Just put the keys in an Uber. 151 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:24,720 Ah, she thinks they're all anti-union, 152 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,760 she won't touch them, so... All right if I just wait here? 153 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:27,160 she won't touch them, so... All right if I just wait here? 154 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:29,120 No. 155 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,160 OK, it's just for 20 minutes. 156 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:31,440 OK, it's just for 20 minutes. 157 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:33,320 Yeah, no, I need to get to work in a bit. 158 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,800 I could just sit and watch TV. 159 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:36,840 George, what time are you at college? 11. 160 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:37,120 George, what time are you at college? 11. 161 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,160 Yeah, you can't sit here with him. 162 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:39,400 Yeah, you can't sit here with him. 163 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,000 Why not? 164 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,120 He's 16. 165 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,400 Hey. 166 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:07,520 God. Where'd you get the jacket? 167 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:08,680 God. Where'd you get the jacket? 168 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,720 Oh, Clive next door, and he was not happy, let me tell you. 169 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:12,040 Oh, Clive next door, and he was not happy, let me tell you. 170 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:14,080 His wife was always angry. 171 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:14,720 His wife was always angry. 172 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:16,760 I'm surprised they're still together after what happened. 173 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,840 I'm surprised they're still together after what happened. 174 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,880 It was a hook-up called Eddie. He nicked my laptop and ran off. 175 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,040 It was a hook-up called Eddie. He nicked my laptop and ran off. 176 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,000 I ran after him and got locked out. 177 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:50,240 I'm disgraceful. 178 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,280 You're lucky. Could've been a lot worse. 179 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:52,600 You're lucky. Could've been a lot worse. 180 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,640 I mean, you're 60 next year. God's sake. 181 00:07:54,680 --> 00:07:55,160 I mean, you're 60 next year. God's sake. 182 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:57,080 I'm allowed to have fun. 183 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:58,680 What, like this? Really? 184 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,600 He's not coming back, Steph. 185 00:08:03,320 --> 00:08:05,320 Did you see on Instagram? Curtis in Italy, with her. 186 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:07,360 Did you see on Instagram? Curtis in Italy, with her. 187 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,040 Did you see on Instagram? Curtis in Italy, with her. 188 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:09,600 So, why were you surprised? 189 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:11,640 What happened next door with Clive Goss, Goss the Boss? 190 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:12,840 What happened next door with Clive Goss, Goss the Boss? 191 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,640 He slept with someone else. 192 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:15,760 Did he? 193 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:17,800 On holiday, in a caravan park.Ew! 194 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,000 On holiday, in a caravan park.Ew! 195 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:21,040 I mean, imagine. I mean, what else is there to do but fuck around? 196 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,880 I mean, imagine. I mean, what else is there to do but fuck around? 197 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,440 If you think about it, they've got a son who's, what, 25? 198 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:28,480 If you think about it, they've got a son who's, what, 25? 199 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:28,960 If you think about it, they've got a son who's, what, 25? 200 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:30,920 But the other one's only 15.16. 201 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,960 So, that age gap means marriage in crisis. 202 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,080 So, that age gap means marriage in crisis. 203 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,120 Having another child never fixes anything. 204 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:36,600 Having another child never fixes anything. 205 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:38,040 You eat too much cheese. 206 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,080 Well, not any more. 207 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:40,280 Well, not any more. 208 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,840 How's work? 209 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,880 It's insane, thanks to you lot. 210 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,600 It's insane, thanks to you lot. 211 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,640 What does that mean? 212 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:48,920 What does that mean? 213 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,960 Well, it's all your fault, isn't it?What is? 214 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:51,920 Well, it's all your fault, isn't it?What is? 215 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,640 We got this kid in care now, he arrived in Britain in December, 216 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:58,680 We got this kid in care now, he arrived in Britain in December, 217 00:08:58,720 --> 00:08:59,000 We got this kid in care now, he arrived in Britain in December, 218 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,040 but he's on that scheme, so there's no records. 219 00:09:01,080 --> 00:09:01,760 but he's on that scheme, so there's no records. 220 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,800 Says he's 14. Is he fuck 14? He's got a moustache. He's got a beard. 221 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:05,840 Says he's 14. Is he fuck 14? He's got a moustache. He's got a beard. 222 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,880 Says he's 14. Is he fuck 14? He's got a moustache. He's got a beard. 223 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,160 Says he's 14. Is he fuck 14? He's got a moustache. He's got a beard. 224 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:10,200 He's 21, at least. 225 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:10,440 He's 21, at least. 226 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,480 But he says he's 14, so 14 it is. 227 00:09:12,520 --> 00:09:13,320 But he says he's 14, so 14 it is. 228 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,360 And he is in there with kids, and he's taking the boys out drinking. 229 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:17,400 And he is in there with kids, and he's taking the boys out drinking. 230 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:17,920 And he is in there with kids, and he's taking the boys out drinking. 231 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,560 Don't tell me there's no drugs. There are drugs. 232 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,880 Don't tell me there's no drugs. There are drugs. 233 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:24,920 But it's the way he looks at the girls. 234 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,960 But it's the way he looks at the girls. 235 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:27,280 But it's the way he looks at the girls. 236 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,520 And he's always outside the bathroom, 237 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:30,560 every time a girl has a shower, standing there, grinning. 238 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,520 every time a girl has a shower, standing there, grinning. 239 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:33,560 But that's just the beginning, cos this boy, this man, 240 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,600 But that's just the beginning, cos this boy, this man, 241 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:35,920 But that's just the beginning, cos this boy, this man, 242 00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:37,960 is on top of the list to be fostered, 243 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,440 is on top of the list to be fostered, 244 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,480 which means I have to process that application. 245 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,200 which means I have to process that application. 246 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,240 And these foster families, they've got daughters. 247 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,280 And these foster families, they've got daughters. 248 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:45,600 And these foster families, they've got daughters. 249 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:47,640 But what do I tell them? I can't warn them. 250 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:48,640 But what do I tell them? I can't warn them. 251 00:09:48,680 --> 00:09:50,680 I'm not allowed. Cos he says he's 14, 252 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:51,000 I'm not allowed. Cos he says he's 14, 253 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,040 and therefore it's a fact. So, what can I do? Nothing. 254 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,080 and therefore it's a fact. So, what can I do? Nothing. 255 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:55,960 and therefore it's a fact. So, what can I do? Nothing. 256 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,960 And how is this my fault? 257 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 He self-identifies, which you lot invented. 258 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,040 He self-identifies, which you lot invented. 259 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:02,320 He self-identifies, which you lot invented. 260 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:03,320 Thanks very much. 261 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,240 Hey, how you doing? 262 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,680 Susette, love of my life. It would never work. 263 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:24,240 Susette, love of my life. It would never work. 264 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,320 Thank God. 265 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:26,560 Hey, you. Hiya. 266 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:33,480 Oof. 267 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:45,840 Morning. 268 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,400 What time do you call this? 269 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,440 Judy had to open up, boss. I was waiting outside. 270 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:51,000 Judy had to open up, boss. I was waiting outside. 271 00:10:51,040 --> 00:10:53,040 Hello, Zee. Morning, everybody. 272 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,080 Hello, Zee. Morning, everybody. 273 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,240 Morning, boss. 274 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,280 So, I finished here last night, was going to go straight home, 275 00:10:57,320 --> 00:10:58,920 So, I finished here last night, was going to go straight home, 276 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,960 then I thought, "Oh, quick little snifter at Monroe's." 277 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,120 then I thought, "Oh, quick little snifter at Monroe's." 278 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,160 Met a man called Eddie. Tall, thin, hot. 279 00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:05,720 Met a man called Eddie. Tall, thin, hot. 280 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,760 Chat, chat, chat. 90 minutes later, took him home. 281 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,400 Chat, chat, chat. 90 minutes later, took him home. 282 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,440 You didn't! I did. Wild sex. I will draw a veil. 283 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,280 You didn't! I did. Wild sex. I will draw a veil. 284 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:15,320 Then this morning we get up, go downstairs, 285 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:15,640 Then this morning we get up, go downstairs, 286 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:17,680 he grabs my laptop, and runs into the street. 287 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,960 he grabs my laptop, and runs into the street. 288 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 I run after him, the door closes behind me, 289 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:21,320 I run after him, the door closes behind me, 290 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,360 I'm locked out of my own house, stark naked. No way! 291 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,440 I'm locked out of my own house, stark naked. No way! 292 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480 Yeah, Stark bollock naked in the street. 293 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,760 Yeah, Stark bollock naked in the street. 294 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,800 All I could do was steal a garden gnome from next door 295 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:30,080 All I could do was steal a garden gnome from next door 296 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,000 to hide my privates. 297 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,360 THEY LAUGH 298 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,400 I swear to God. I'm in the middle of the street, my arse hanging out 299 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:35,840 I swear to God. I'm in the middle of the street, my arse hanging out 300 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:37,880 and a garden gnome hiding my Kemi Badenochs. 301 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:38,240 and a garden gnome hiding my Kemi Badenochs. 302 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,560 Wait, there's more, there's more. 303 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:41,840 Wait, there's more, there's more. 304 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:43,880 So I go next door, there's the neighbour's son 305 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:44,600 So I go next door, there's the neighbour's son 306 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:46,640 fresh out of the shower, dripping. Oof. 307 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,080 fresh out of the shower, dripping. Oof. 308 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,120 25 years old, pink, wet, topless. Well, I tell you - 309 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,160 25 years old, pink, wet, topless. Well, I tell you - 310 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:53,160 25 years old, pink, wet, topless. Well, I tell you - 311 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,200 all of a sudden, that garden gnome had a fishing rod. 312 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:55,560 all of a sudden, that garden gnome had a fishing rod. 313 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,760 THEY LAUGH 314 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800 What a start to the day. I thank you. 315 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,360 What a start to the day. I thank you. 316 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:02,400 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 317 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:02,600 CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 318 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,320 Hanna, what happened yesterday? 319 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:13,720 Hanna, what happened yesterday? 320 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:14,800 I had a headache. 321 00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:16,840 Well, that is what the sick line is for. 322 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,760 Well, that is what the sick line is for. 323 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,800 You don't ask Tania to pass on a message, 324 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,120 You don't ask Tania to pass on a message, 325 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,160 you phone the sick line, because I've always got it, 326 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:22,480 you phone the sick line, because I've always got it, 327 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:23,800 if I don't have it Judy's got it, 328 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:25,840 and we need to know properly so we can get cover. Understood? 329 00:12:25,880 --> 00:12:27,200 and we need to know properly so we can get cover. Understood? 330 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,920 Yep. Good. What? 331 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:30,680 This is Frederic. He's been waiting. 332 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:32,720 You were supposed to interview him at half past. 333 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,000 You were supposed to interview him at half past. 334 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,520 Oh, right. Right. 335 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560 Ah, first customer of the day. Morning, Melba.The usual. 336 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,600 Ah, first customer of the day. Morning, Melba.The usual. 337 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:38,920 Ah, first customer of the day. Morning, Melba.The usual. 338 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,960 Louise, can you sort out the dame? Thank you. I'm on it. 339 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,200 Louise, can you sort out the dame? Thank you. I'm on it. 340 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,240 So, Frederico, have you worked in a bar before? 341 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,080 So, Frederico, have you worked in a bar before? 342 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:46,720 Yeah, I did two weeks at Pinnacle. 343 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,760 Why'd you leave? Well, they sacked me. 344 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:49,120 Why'd you leave? Well, they sacked me. 345 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:51,160 Good start. All right, let's do this on the hoof. 346 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:51,440 Good start. All right, let's do this on the hoof. 347 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,400 Come behind the bar. Come on. 348 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:55,680 So, what did Pinnacle pay you?Ten. 349 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,080 So, what did Pinnacle pay you?Ten. 350 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:58,120 We pay 12, but that means you have to work for it. 351 00:12:58,160 --> 00:12:58,440 We pay 12, but that means you have to work for it. 352 00:12:58,480 --> 00:13:00,480 So, come on, show me. Get me a WKD, a gin and tonic, 353 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,720 So, come on, show me. Get me a WKD, a gin and tonic, 354 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,480 and a vodka lime, both with ice. 355 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,520 Except we don't have any ice. Mikey, can you get the ice? 356 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,720 Except we don't have any ice. Mikey, can you get the ice? 357 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,120 On it, boss man. 358 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,160 Basically, we're a speed bar. We don't do cocktails. 359 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:10,480 Basically, we're a speed bar. We don't do cocktails. 360 00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:12,520 Nearest thing we do is a blue lagoon, but not from a shaker. 361 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,320 Nearest thing we do is a blue lagoon, but not from a shaker. 362 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,400 We don't have time for that. 363 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:15,480 Just pour it straight into the glass. 364 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,520 Do you know what's in a blue lagoon?No. 365 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,280 Do you know what's in a blue lagoon?No. 366 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:20,320 Vodka, curacao, and lemonade. 367 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:20,520 Vodka, curacao, and lemonade. 368 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,880 So, what do you do? Are you a student?Yeah. 369 00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:24,480 What are you studying? Philosophy. 370 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,520 Ooh, philosophy. 371 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:28,560 You know my philosophy? I can imagine. 372 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:28,920 You know my philosophy? I can imagine. 373 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,960 Fuck 'em all. I was right. 374 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:31,200 Fuck 'em all. I was right. 375 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,240 Ah! Ah... You OK? 376 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:33,960 Ah! Ah... You OK? 377 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,320 Electric shock. 378 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,240 Ah, Zee, will you get that fuse box? 379 00:13:37,280 --> 00:13:39,280 Told you, boss, it's happening all the time. 380 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,240 Told you, boss, it's happening all the time. 381 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,240 You all right, Freddie? It's a bit numb. 382 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,280 OK, let's do a little test to see if you were listening. 383 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,160 OK, let's do a little test to see if you were listening. 384 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,200 So, tell me, Fred, in a blue lagoon, there is vodka, curacao, and what? 385 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:49,240 So, tell me, Fred, in a blue lagoon, there is vodka, curacao, and what? 386 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,920 So, tell me, Fred, in a blue lagoon, there is vodka, curacao, and what? 387 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,080 I've got no feeling in my hand. 388 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,120 Have I lost you? 389 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:54,600 Have I lost you? 390 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,040 It really shocked me. 391 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,120 OK, all right. Er, do you want a little lie down 392 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,240 OK, all right. Er, do you want a little lie down 393 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,280 and a glass of water, Freddie? Hanna, get this boy a seat. 394 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:03,960 and a glass of water, Freddie? Hanna, get this boy a seat. 395 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,800 Go on, put your feet up, young man. 396 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:07,840 You HAVE just survived death by fridge. 397 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:08,200 You HAVE just survived death by fridge. 398 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,240 Yeah, I am a bit unsteady. Come and sit here. 399 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:10,480 Yeah, I am a bit unsteady. Come and sit here. 400 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,920 Zee, will you have a word with Hanna? 401 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,720 She's taking the piss. She can't keep missing shifts. 402 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,760 THEY'RE taking the piss, THEY keep missing shifts. 403 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,040 THEY'RE taking the piss, THEY keep missing shifts. 404 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:21,080 All right! 405 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:23,120 Oh, come on, no, boss, not you. 406 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:23,360 Oh, come on, no, boss, not you. 407 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:24,360 Honestly, Zee. 408 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,480 Your tribe's the most beleaguered on the entire planet, 409 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:27,760 Your tribe's the most beleaguered on the entire planet, 410 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:28,880 and what do you do? 411 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,920 The one thing that is guaranteed to annoy everyone. 412 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,520 The one thing that is guaranteed to annoy everyone. 413 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,560 You fiddle about with your pronouns, and now everyone's 414 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:33,840 You fiddle about with your pronouns, and now everyone's 415 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:35,000 pissed off with you. 416 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,040 My GP stopped prescribing oestrogen. 417 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:37,320 My GP stopped prescribing oestrogen. 418 00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,360 But never mind that, eh? You're pissed off about one little word. 419 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:40,400 But never mind that, eh? You're pissed off about one little word. 420 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,680 Yeah, I know. OK. I'm getting old. 421 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,800 Yeah, I know. OK. I'm getting old. 422 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,400 PHONE RINGS 423 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,440 Hello, sick line.Hiya. 424 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:48,640 Hello, sick line.Hiya. 425 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,880 Frederic? You're calling in sick? 426 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,480 Frederic? You're calling in sick? 427 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,520 I don't feel very well. 428 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:55,760 I don't feel very well. 429 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,240 The sick line is for employees. 430 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,280 Yes. But according to the employment law of 2024... 431 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,320 Yes. But according to the employment law of 2024... 432 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:01,880 Yes. But according to the employment law of 2024... 433 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,920 Don't you dare. ..despite the '26 amendment... 434 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:04,360 Don't you dare. ..despite the '26 amendment... 435 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,560 Fucking Labour government. 436 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,600 ..we've got full workers' rights from day one, 437 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:07,920 ..we've got full workers' rights from day one, 438 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:09,480 which starts at the point of interview, 439 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,160 and I was just electrocuted. 440 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,440 I should get compensation for that. 441 00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:14,880 I should get compensation for that. 442 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:16,720 You little...!Boss. 443 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,520 OK, Freddie. 444 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,360 OK, Freddie. 445 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:24,400 I think you should go home and consider your position. 446 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,680 I think you should go home and consider your position. 447 00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:34,440 Thank you for the interview. I'll let you know. 448 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,040 Thank you for the interview. I'll let you know. 449 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:38,960 He'll let you know. 450 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 Legacy of Keir bloody Starmer. 451 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:41,320 Legacy of Keir bloody Starmer. 452 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,360 You come to Manchester and run a bar, your lordship. 453 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,080 You come to Manchester and run a bar, your lordship. 454 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,600 Yeah? This is Leo, over. 455 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:49,640 Could you come up here, boss? And bring Zee with you. 456 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:49,920 Could you come up here, boss? And bring Zee with you. 457 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,960 We've got a problem. Over. 458 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 What have you done now? 459 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,040 What have you done now? 460 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,080 3 am, we're locking up, that's when you said goodbye, Zee. 461 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,120 3 am, we're locking up, that's when you said goodbye, Zee. 462 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,360 3 am, we're locking up, that's when you said goodbye, Zee. 463 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,400 Me and Mikey head out the front. 464 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:02,680 Me and Mikey head out the front. 465 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,720 You slip into that quarter-turn where there's no camera, 466 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:05,160 You slip into that quarter-turn where there's no camera, 467 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,440 and that's where you stay all night. 468 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,480 Oh, Zee, darling. JUDY SIGHS 469 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:09,840 Oh, Zee, darling. JUDY SIGHS 470 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,880 This morning, 9 am, I open up, I go upstairs, 471 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,280 This morning, 9 am, I open up, I go upstairs, 472 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,320 you pretend to arrive, and you shout upstairs, 473 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,400 you pretend to arrive, and you shout upstairs, 474 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,240 say "hello", and I said "hello". 475 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,280 So, you... You slept in that tiny little space? 476 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,600 So, you... You slept in that tiny little space? 477 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:23,640 I thought you were the clever one. What happened? 478 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:24,560 I thought you were the clever one. What happened? 479 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,320 They said they were going to kill me. 480 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,080 This Polish lad moved in, and he was all right at first. 481 00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,920 This Polish lad moved in, and he was all right at first. 482 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,520 But then three of his mates moved in, 483 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,560 so it was a house share with the four of them, and one of me. 484 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,520 so it was a house share with the four of them, and one of me. 485 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:39,920 And we'd laugh, you know. 486 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:44,520 But then they said we were like brothers. 487 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:45,840 Oh, they knew. 488 00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,160 And then it gets worse. 489 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:51,200 They get drunk, start banging on my door every night. 490 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:52,000 They get drunk, start banging on my door every night. 491 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,080 "I'm going to fuck you, little boy." 492 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,360 Jesus! 493 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,840 The first lad, Michal, he said, 494 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:00,920 The first lad, Michal, he said, 495 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,960 "I am going to fuck you until you're dead." 496 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,320 "I am going to fuck you until you're dead." 497 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:10,760 From that moment on, they just want to kill me. 498 00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:11,080 From that moment on, they just want to kill me. 499 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,600 They said they were going to cut my throat. 500 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,920 Can't you go to the police? 501 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,960 Yeah, that'll really help. 502 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:18,400 Yeah, that'll really help. 503 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,480 You can stay with Ashraf. 504 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,520 He's got a room, you can stay there. I'll have a word. 505 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,400 He's got a room, you can stay there. I'll have a word. 506 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:24,440 All my stuff's in that house. 507 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:24,760 All my stuff's in that house. 508 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,040 Then let's go get it. 509 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,640 OK everybody. Easy, does it. 510 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:31,360 OK everybody. Easy, does it. 511 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,480 Are they in? 512 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,560 They'll be asleep. 513 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:42,600 They get in at four, sleep till four. Just keep quiet. 514 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:43,120 They get in at four, sleep till four. Just keep quiet. 515 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880 OK, let's go. 516 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,640 ITEMS CLATTER 517 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,720 Shh, be quiet. Sorry. 518 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,080 Come on. 519 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,320 OK. Hurry, girls, come on, let's go. 520 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,080 OK. Hurry, girls, come on, let's go. 521 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:25,200 This isn't a room. It's a box. 522 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,480 This isn't a room. It's a box. 523 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,520 They all live like this, the kids. This is what we did to them. 524 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:28,920 They all live like this, the kids. This is what we did to them. 525 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,680 Hi. 526 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,760 Fuck. 527 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,800 Er, good afternoon, my friend. We're not causing any trouble here. 528 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,520 Er, good afternoon, my friend. We're not causing any trouble here. 529 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,560 Just helping out a colleague. 530 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:45,080 Just helping out a colleague. 531 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,640 Just a few ticks and we'll be gone. 532 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,160 You know, I've always wanted to visit Poland. 533 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,520 Where would you recommend? 534 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,840 Michal! 535 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,480 Come on, quick!Michal! 536 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:55,920 All right, come on, hurry. 537 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:01,360 Who are you? In my house? Who the fuck are you, grandad? 538 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,160 Who are you? In my house? Who the fuck are you, grandad? 539 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,200 You try it. You fucking try it. 540 00:19:05,240 --> 00:19:05,520 You try it. You fucking try it. 541 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,280 You muppet. 542 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,520 Ah, the lady boy. 543 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,480 Going to fuck you with that big stick, lady boy. 544 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,280 I'm telling you. 545 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,440 I can't stop all of you, but you, Bartek, 546 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,000 I can't stop all of you, but you, Bartek, 547 00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:23,800 I can get you, you little twat. 548 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,840 And they can kill me and rip my head off my body, 549 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,600 And they can kill me and rip my head off my body, 550 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,640 but before I die I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, 551 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,680 but before I die I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, 552 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,200 but before I die I will batter your tiny little skull into pieces, 553 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,800 you fucking prick. 554 00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,040 MEN SHOUT 555 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,760 Jesus Christ, Judy!Run! 556 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,520 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 557 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,120 How have you got a gun? 558 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,160 I'm licenced to kill 22 types of bird in my own back garden. 559 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,680 I'm licenced to kill 22 types of bird in my own back garden. 560 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,000 Fuck off! 561 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:58,800 THEY LAUGH 562 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,280 What the hell, Judy? You can't just stop! 563 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:03,560 What the hell, Judy? You can't just stop! 564 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,640 I know what I'm doing. 565 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:06,680 My uncle was a bodyguard to the Shah of Iran. 566 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,200 My uncle was a bodyguard to the Shah of Iran. 567 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,040 Judy! Drive the car! 568 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,800 Fuckers! 569 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,720 Fucking hell! 570 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,280 That's great! Their faces! 571 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:18,480 That's great! Their faces! 572 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:32,840 ALARM KEYPAD BEEPS 573 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,200 DOORBELL RINGS 574 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,400 DOORBELL RINGS 575 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,400 Go on, give us your key then. 576 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:09,880 You said you had a spare key, 577 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,760 you might as well give it to me, mightn't you? 578 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,240 Um, well, 579 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:15,280 I'm not gonna lock myself out again, Clive. 580 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:15,840 I'm not gonna lock myself out again, Clive. 581 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,920 Well, what if you do? 582 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,680 OK. 583 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,040 There you go. 584 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,080 Er, what's your alarm code? 585 00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,120 Er, what's your alarm code? 586 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:27,360 Er, what's your alarm code? 587 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,160 Yeah, er, OK. 1502. 588 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,120 1502. 589 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,920 Oh, and my coat? 590 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,480 What a day I've had. 591 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,240 Thanks very much for this morning. 592 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:40,640 Thanks very much for this morning. 593 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,680 It was very kind of you. 594 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:43,040 It was very kind of you. 595 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,080 So, do I get a key for yours? 596 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,600 So, do I get a key for yours? 597 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,240 You wish. 598 00:21:54,910 --> 00:21:54,940 {\an8}WHIMSICAL MUSIC LIVELY CHATTER 599 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:00,000 INDISTINCT CHATTER 600 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,240 MUSIC THUMPS 601 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,600 I mean, like... MUSIC DROWNS OUT CONVERSATION 602 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:07,960 I mean, like... MUSIC DROWNS OUT CONVERSATION 603 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:24,120 I'm gonna swap shifts with Donna and go upstairs, is that OK? 604 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,000 I'm gonna swap shifts with Donna and go upstairs, is that OK? 605 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,360 OK, sure, anything wrong? 606 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:27,600 There's a boy over there. 607 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:29,640 Don't look. Polo shirt. I teach him. 608 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,000 Don't look. Polo shirt. I teach him. 609 00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:31,160 Has he seen you? 610 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:33,200 Looked straight through me. 611 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:33,440 Looked straight through me. 612 00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:34,560 You think he's gay? 613 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,600 No chance. He's out to impress the girls, 614 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:36,920 No chance. He's out to impress the girls, 615 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,960 but if he recognises me, I'm in trouble. 616 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,320 but if he recognises me, I'm in trouble. 617 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:40,840 Not just at school. 618 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,680 Never mind that I'm his teacher, 619 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:43,960 he knows where I live. 620 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,240 On you go. 621 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,480 See you later, boss. 622 00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,360 OK, I'm off. 623 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,120 OK, I'm off. 624 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,160 NightNet says that gang of gypsies has moved 625 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:54,480 NightNet says that gang of gypsies has moved 626 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,440 to Deansgate instead, so I think we're gonna be safe, 627 00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,480 so I will love you and leave you, my peasants. 628 00:22:58,520 --> 00:22:59,200 so I will love you and leave you, my peasants. 629 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,240 Um, boss... 630 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,200 Um, boss... 631 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,400 Oh. 632 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,640 Happy birthday, Melba. 633 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:25,720 Happy birthday, Melba. 634 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,440 MUSIC CONTINUES, LAUGHTER 635 00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,480 Ladies. Hello, girls.Hiya. 636 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,360 Ladies. Hello, girls.Hiya. 637 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,400 Hey, boys. 638 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:32,800 Hey, boys. 639 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,840 No, I'm getting sugared. 640 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,120 No, I'm getting sugared. 641 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,160 There you are! EXCITED CHATTER 642 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:37,480 There you are! EXCITED CHATTER 643 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,840 You look like you're having a good time. 644 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,640 Great show. Do come in, come on. 645 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,320 MUSIC BUILDS 646 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:48,640 MUSIC BUILDS 647 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,600 Ugh. 648 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:05,280 Let's go. 649 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,440 Oh, so I went to the optician's the other day, 650 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:09,760 Oh, so I went to the optician's the other day, 651 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:11,800 cos you've got to look after your eyes, haven't you? 652 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:12,360 cos you've got to look after your eyes, haven't you? 653 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,400 He says, "Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking." 654 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,400 He says, "Miss Dixie, you've got to stop wanking." 655 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,440 I said, "Why? Will I go blind?" 656 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:18,800 I said, "Why? Will I go blind?" 657 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,840 He says, "No, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room." 658 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,880 He says, "No, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room." 659 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,400 He says, "No, you're upsetting everybody in the waiting room." 660 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,440 Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have. 661 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,440 Oh, you've been a lovely audience, you really have. 662 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,920 But before you go, 663 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,960 did you see in the news this week that poor old lady in Levenshulme, 664 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,880 did you see in the news this week that poor old lady in Levenshulme, 665 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,920 found dead in her flat, no one to care for her. 666 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:34,680 found dead in her flat, no one to care for her. 667 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,720 I mean, what a world we live in, eh, girls? 668 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:37,000 I mean, what a world we live in, eh, girls? 669 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,040 So, just be kind, darlings, be kind. 670 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:39,320 So, just be kind, darlings, be kind. 671 00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,840 Oh, for fuck sake. OK, Melba. 672 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,200 Got something to say, darling? 673 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,960 Don't pretend to care. 674 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 You fucking Tory! 675 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,240 You fucking Tory! 676 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,280 I've seen you up in Hale Barns. 677 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:48,840 I've seen you up in Hale Barns. 678 00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,880 You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages. 679 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:51,480 You haven't just got two cars, you've got two fucking garages. 680 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,520 Oh, tiny bit of jealousy. 681 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:53,960 Oh, tiny bit of jealousy. 682 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,640 She's greener than Wicked, that one. 683 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,080 Your husband... OK, leave it, leave it. 684 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:58,360 ..has money... No, no! 685 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,400 ..has money in care homes 686 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:00,680 ..has money in care homes 687 00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:02,720 that stand women up in the bathroom and hose them down with cold water. 688 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,640 that stand women up in the bathroom and hose them down with cold water. 689 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:06,680 This, ladies and gentleman, is Melba. 690 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,040 This, ladies and gentleman, is Melba. 691 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,080 Melba...Mediocre. 692 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:11,640 Melba...Mediocre. 693 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:13,680 She's not bitter at all, is she? Oh, shut up. 694 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,040 She's not bitter at all, is she? Oh, shut up. 695 00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,080 I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it, 696 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:16,400 I mean, I'm not saying she's old and past it, 697 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,360 but she were young when Moses were a lad. 698 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,400 That's not even the right fucking joke. 699 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:20,760 That's not even the right fucking joke. 700 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,800 "She was old when Moses was a lad." 701 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:23,680 "She was old when Moses was a lad." 702 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:25,600 Not young. She was old! Go on, get out. 703 00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:27,640 You're just a bargain basement Bet Lynch. 704 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:28,000 You're just a bargain basement Bet Lynch. 705 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:30,040 Come on, Melba. Do you even know what drag is?! 706 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:31,360 Come on, Melba. Do you even know what drag is?! 707 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400 This lipstick, these fucking eyelashes...! 708 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,560 This lipstick, these fucking eyelashes...! 709 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,960 It's a protest! 710 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 Come on. No, it's a scream! 711 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,840 Let's get you out. It's a punch in the face. 712 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,680 Shove a pie in it, darling. 713 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,720 It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher! 714 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:44,280 It's not Margaret fucking Thatcher! 715 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,720 Get out, you skanky bitch. 716 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,080 You're barred. 717 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,040 That's where I met Harry. 718 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,080 On that corner, right there, in 1992. 719 00:25:54,120 --> 00:25:55,320 On that corner, right there, in 1992. 720 00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:57,360 I'd only been in Manchester just over a year. 721 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,720 I'd only been in Manchester just over a year. 722 00:25:58,760 --> 00:25:59,920 I never met him. 723 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,960 I don't suppose you would've, cos he finished with me in 1994. 724 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,320 I don't suppose you would've, cos he finished with me in 1994. 725 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:04,520 HE CHUCKLES 726 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:06,560 And then he phones me up 727 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:06,840 And then he phones me up 728 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,880 one month later, one month to the day, 729 00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,120 one month later, one month to the day, 730 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,120 and says, 731 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:14,040 "I'm positive, get yourself tested." 732 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:15,400 Remember those calls? 733 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,640 Ah. 734 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,240 And then... 735 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:19,800 ..I tested positive. 736 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,640 I thought I was dying. 737 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,680 Well, in 1994, I was dying. 738 00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:26,440 Well, in 1994, I was dying. 739 00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,480 So, I phone him back, 740 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:28,720 So, I phone him back, 741 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,960 answerphone. 742 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Phone him back again, phone him back again. 743 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:32,240 Phone him back again, phone him back again. 744 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,600 He never picked up. Ever. 745 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:40,720 Then he moved away went back to London, gone. 746 00:26:40,760 --> 00:26:42,000 Then he moved away went back to London, gone. 747 00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:44,040 Six years later, I find out he's dead. 748 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:44,800 Six years later, I find out he's dead. 749 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,520 Someone just... 750 00:26:46,560 --> 00:26:47,960 ..mentions it in passing. 751 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,800 Cunt! 752 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,240 Now, we're not meant to blame. 753 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,080 No. He was a cunt. 754 00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,960 You should've looked this way, darling. 755 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:01,640 You should've looked this way, darling. 756 00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,960 I loved you since the day I first saw you. 757 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:05,680 I loved you since the day I first saw you. 758 00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:07,720 That daft little Scottish lad with eyes like a fox. 759 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:08,160 That daft little Scottish lad with eyes like a fox. 760 00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,240 I live in hope. 761 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:16,960 Don't, Melba. 762 00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:24,480 Happy birthday. 763 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Happy birthday. 764 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,560 Happy birthday. 765 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,000 I do, though. 766 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:35,520 Do you ever think it's coming back? 767 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,240 Do you ever think it's coming back? 768 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,280 All that shit from the '90s? 769 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:38,960 All that shit from the '90s? 770 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,000 We were despised, but you read the stuff online now, 771 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,280 We were despised, but you read the stuff online now, 772 00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,240 it sounds just the same. 773 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,840 Do I think it's coming back? 774 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:45,880 Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. 775 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:47,280 Yeah. It's back, you fucking idiot. 776 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,320 Right now, it's here. 777 00:27:49,360 --> 00:27:49,680 Right now, it's here. 778 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,600 It's a storm, it's a tide, 779 00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:52,880 it's a great big tsunami, 780 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,800 and we're in the middle of it right now. 781 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,840 Do I think it's coming back? 782 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:57,080 Do I think it's coming back? 783 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,120 You know, if you'd asked me in 1996, 784 00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,400 You know, if you'd asked me in 1996, 785 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,200 "What do you think 2026 will be like?" 786 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,240 I'd have said, "Glory days. 787 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:03,520 I'd have said, "Glory days. 788 00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,560 "We'll have equality, we'll have love and kisses, 789 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:05,880 "We'll have equality, we'll have love and kisses, 790 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,920 "we'll be holding hands, skipping down the streets." 791 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,760 "we'll be holding hands, skipping down the streets." 792 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:13,560 But they tricked us, didn't they? 793 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:16,600 They just waited. 794 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,640 Oh, they let us all come out, 795 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:19,120 Oh, they let us all come out, 796 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,120 so now we're standing in the open, 797 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,000 ready for them to shoot us down. 798 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,560 You think that? Really? 799 00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:26,600 Look at me, I'm as out and as proud as anything, but... 800 00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:27,600 Look at me, I'm as out and as proud as anything, but... 801 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,640 ..past couple of years, 802 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,000 ..past couple of years, 803 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,040 I'm a lot more careful. 804 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,080 You just started a great big row. 805 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:36,200 You just started a great big row. 806 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,040 On Canal Street. 807 00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,600 Home turf. 808 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:40,840 But out there... 809 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:43,960 ..I used to walk into a room and just go, 810 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:44,960 "Ta-da." 811 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,640 Now I tiptoe, just in case. 812 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,560 Now I tiptoe, just in case. 813 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:57,520 You know the awful thing? 814 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,160 You know the awful thing? 815 00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,200 Now I don't have to care as much, not anymore. 816 00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:01,960 Now I don't have to care as much, not anymore. 817 00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,000 Cos I've done my bit. 818 00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:07,040 I have fought the good fight, 819 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:07,360 I have fought the good fight, 820 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,400 very many times, thank you very much. 821 00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:10,360 very many times, thank you very much. 822 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,400 HIV, Section 28, the Bolton seven, 823 00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,040 HIV, Section 28, the Bolton seven, 824 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,080 oh, bless them, in their little leather slings. 825 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,400 oh, bless them, in their little leather slings. 826 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:19,200 I have marched. 827 00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,840 Now it's someone else's turn, 828 00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:24,880 one of those bright young things. 829 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:25,600 one of those bright young things. 830 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,640 They can man the barricades, or woman the barricades, 831 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:27,920 They can man the barricades, or woman the barricades, 832 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,480 or them the barricades. 833 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,080 I mean, I'll be 60 next year. 834 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:35,080 Oh, don't. 60! 835 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,200 In a couple of years, I can retire and remember the golden days. 836 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,240 In a couple of years, I can retire and remember the golden days. 837 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:40,520 In a couple of years, I can retire and remember the golden days. 838 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,560 You're kidding yourself, you know. 839 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:42,840 You're kidding yourself, you know. 840 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,880 If there's a war you're on the front line, my darling. 841 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,520 If there's a war you're on the front line, my darling. 842 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,560 You have trans bar staff, 843 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:48,800 You have trans bar staff, 844 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,200 that's the battleground right there. 845 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,920 Hey, I love my staff. 846 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:53,960 And as a result, look at TripAdvisor for your place. 847 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:54,960 And as a result, look at TripAdvisor for your place. 848 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 There they are, regular as the morning shit, 849 00:29:57,040 --> 00:29:58,000 There they are, regular as the morning shit, 850 00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:00,040 post after post calling you a paedo and a groomer, 851 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,200 post after post calling you a paedo and a groomer, 852 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,240 because they say you pay chemically castrated children to work for you. 853 00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:05,280 because they say you pay chemically castrated children to work for you. 854 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:05,920 because they say you pay chemically castrated children to work for you. 855 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:06,960 They're just bots. 856 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,400 No, that's women. 857 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,680 Women who are furious, 858 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,720 and with good reason, but, no, no, don't start me. 859 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,640 and with good reason, but, no, no, don't start me. 860 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,680 And men, grown men typing away with their big fists. 861 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,800 And men, grown men typing away with their big fists. 862 00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,240 Yeah, but it's just that, typing. 863 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:19,280 The president of America 864 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:19,560 The president of America 865 00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:21,600 has given these men permission to attack us. 866 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,640 has given these men permission to attack us. 867 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:25,040 has given these men permission to attack us. 868 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,160 Leo... 869 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,320 ..you're queer in 2026. 870 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:29,600 ..you're queer in 2026. 871 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,160 You're a political act. 872 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,200 Yeah, but it'll swing back. 873 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:33,440 Yeah, but it'll swing back. 874 00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,240 We do this, we go through history, 875 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,280 we swing one way, we swing the other. 876 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:37,920 we swing one way, we swing the other. 877 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,960 Conservative then Labour, Republicans then Democrats. 878 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,240 Conservative then Labour, Republicans then Democrats. 879 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,360 Just... 880 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,400 ..just give it time, it'll... 881 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,800 ..just give it time, it'll... 882 00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,520 ..it'll settle. 883 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,560 Is that what history teaches you? 884 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,000 Is that what history teaches you? 885 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,560 Yeah. 886 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,600 It does. 887 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:52,840 It does. 888 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:54,880 I think history's merciless. 889 00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,440 I think history's merciless. 890 00:30:55,480 --> 00:30:57,480 And it only goes one way. 891 00:30:57,520 --> 00:30:57,720 And it only goes one way. 892 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,480 Onwards. 893 00:30:59,520 --> 00:31:01,520 It marches on, and on, and on, 894 00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:02,640 It marches on, and on, and on, 895 00:31:02,680 --> 00:31:04,680 and what if this never swings back? 896 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:05,600 and what if this never swings back? 897 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,640 What if Trump just keeps on winning forever and ever? 898 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,920 What if Trump just keeps on winning forever and ever? 899 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,960 How far will it go? How much will they hate us? 900 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:11,840 How far will it go? How much will they hate us? 901 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,520 Because they hate us, Leo. 902 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,560 They really hate us. 903 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:15,800 They really hate us. 904 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,720 And do you know what? 905 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,440 I think they've always hated us. 906 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,480 Only now they don't have to pretend anymore. 907 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,760 Only now they don't have to pretend anymore. 908 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,400 No. 909 00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:26,440 History tells us one thing. 910 00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:27,560 History tells us one thing. 911 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,600 That blood and fire and retribution always happen. 912 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,640 That blood and fire and retribution always happen. 913 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:33,160 That blood and fire and retribution always happen. 914 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,600 And right now... 915 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,960 ..it's coming for us. 916 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:44,320 ALARM TIMER BEEPS 917 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,000 DOOR OPENS 918 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680 Clive, you are inside my house. 919 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,560 Clive, you are inside my house. 920 00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,160 Well, you gave me the key, didn't you? 921 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,680 So, I thought I'd fix it up for you. 922 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,720 You know, that, key safe thing. 923 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:53,920 You know, that, key safe thing. 924 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,040 If you put this on the wall outside, 925 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,960 you won't get locked out again. 926 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 They give these to the elderly and disabled. They love 'em... 927 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,520 They give these to the elderly and disabled. They love 'em... 928 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,160 Oh, I'm thrilled to be in the same category, 929 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:06,200 but, Clive, I don't think you should just walk into my house. 930 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:06,840 but, Clive, I don't think you should just walk into my house. 931 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,880 I think you should knock or ring the bell. 932 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,120 I think you should knock or ring the bell. 933 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,240 OK. 934 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,800 DOORBELL RINGS 935 00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,600 Better? 936 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:22,880 Thank you. 937 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,920 All right, I'll get on with it. Where do you want this? 938 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,200 All right, I'll get on with it. Where do you want this? 939 00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,240 I was thinking, uh... 940 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:27,640 I was thinking, uh... 941 00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,600 ..about here? 942 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,160 I don't know, is that good? 943 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:32,280 It should be, yeah. 944 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,280 Yeah, I'll get on with it. 945 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,320 Do you ever wear any clothes? 946 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:36,600 Do you ever wear any clothes? 947 00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:38,640 Yeah, I should... Yeah, go on, piss off. 948 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:39,280 Yeah, I should... Yeah, go on, piss off. 949 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,080 I don't need your help. 950 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,680 You leave the hard work to me, eh? 951 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:55,360 Fucking let himself in. 952 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,080 Fucking let himself in. 953 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,120 Clive bloody Goss. 954 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:01,360 Clive bloody Goss. 955 00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,720 My fucking house. 956 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,920 DRILL WHIRS 957 00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,960 Right, it's done. 958 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,120 Here you are, let me show you. 959 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:11,360 Here you are, let me show you. 960 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,040 So, the key's in there, right? 961 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:15,080 You put in 1502, open it up, there's your key. 962 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,760 You put in 1502, open it up, there's your key. 963 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,320 You put it back in, 964 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:19,840 close it, Bob's your uncle. 965 00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:21,880 And that won't attract burglars, cos they know there's a key there? 966 00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:22,440 And that won't attract burglars, cos they know there's a key there? 967 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,400 I mean, they can't force it open? 968 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,120 Does that become a problem? 969 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,320 I'll take it down if you want. 970 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,680 No. 971 00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,920 It's up now. 972 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,840 I'll get out your way. 973 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,840 Right, it was £17.99, 974 00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,440 All right, but I got you another key. 975 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,480 That was a fiver. So, it's £22.99, 976 00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:38,720 That was a fiver. So, it's £22.99, 977 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,760 and I'm not charging you for labour, all right? 978 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:41,040 and I'm not charging you for labour, all right? 979 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:43,000 Cash OK? 980 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,320 If I've got it. 981 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,400 You not working today? 982 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,440 Oh, yeah, no, I am. 983 00:34:59,480 --> 00:34:59,720 Oh, yeah, no, I am. 984 00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,760 Saturday's our busiest night. I'm working 'til 4am. 985 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,080 Saturday's our busiest night. I'm working 'til 4am. 986 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,120 If you can call that work, eh? Dishing out drinks all day. 987 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,160 If you can call that work, eh? Dishing out drinks all day. 988 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:06,480 If you can call that work, eh? Dishing out drinks all day. 989 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:08,080 Do you know how many people I employ? 990 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,560 No. 45. 991 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:11,440 Fuck off. I do. 992 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,880 It's a bar. So? 993 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920 You do not employ 45. 994 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:15,720 You do not employ 45. 995 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,760 There's 15 girls just rotating at the door, 996 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,800 then there's managers, bar staff, security, cleaners. 997 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:20,320 then there's managers, bar staff, security, cleaners. 998 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,960 How many, are you? 999 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,120 It's just me. 1000 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:24,680 Oh, well, nice life. 1001 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:26,720 And you didn't have to increase the National Insurance for 45 people. 1002 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:27,520 And you didn't have to increase the National Insurance for 45 people. 1003 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:29,120 No, but I have to cope with maritime law. 1004 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,160 What's that?Ah, you see, you don't know everything. 1005 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,000 What's that?Ah, you see, you don't know everything. 1006 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:34,040 Under maritime law, you can sail into this country from 1007 00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:34,960 Under maritime law, you can sail into this country from 1008 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:36,600 Romania without any qualifications, 1009 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,280 and you can take my job from under my nose. 1010 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,320 Cos you can work as an electrician with no credentials. 1011 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,240 Cos you can work as an electrician with no credentials. 1012 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,160 How is that maritime law? 1013 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,520 Because we're an island. 1014 00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,040 I did think, if you don't mind, 1015 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:51,360 I did think, if you don't mind, 1016 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,400 I was gonna say do you need any work doing? 1017 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:54,280 I was gonna say do you need any work doing? 1018 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,480 You know, in the bar? 1019 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,520 Cos I'm a bit short of hours and it's not a good time. 1020 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,560 Cos I'm a bit short of hours and it's not a good time. 1021 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,080 Cos I'm a bit short of hours and it's not a good time. 1022 00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:01,800 And those boys, they cost a fortune. 1023 00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:03,840 And Marie, she's always nagging at me, so I'll do a good price. 1024 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:04,760 And Marie, she's always nagging at me, so I'll do a good price. 1025 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,800 Er, no. We're fine. Sorry. 1026 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:07,080 Er, no. We're fine. Sorry. 1027 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,840 No, well, forget I asked. No, I'm really sorry. 1028 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:10,480 No, it's fine. It's fine. 1029 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,920 Just if you hear of anything. 1030 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,600 How's Curtis? 1031 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:17,160 How's Curtis? 1032 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,200 Oh, I don't know. 1033 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:19,560 Oh, I don't know. 1034 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,600 Ask him. Fine. 1035 00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:21,840 Ask him. Fine. 1036 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,880 How long's he been gone? 1037 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:24,720 How long's he been gone? 1038 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,280 Two years. 1039 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,760 Marie said he ran off with a woman. 1040 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:29,800 Began a relationship with someone else, yes. 1041 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,240 Began a relationship with someone else, yes. 1042 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,280 That must've been a blow. To your manhood. 1043 00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:33,600 That must've been a blow. To your manhood. 1044 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,640 Well, it turns out I can get a blow to my manhood any time I like. 1045 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,120 Well, it turns out I can get a blow to my manhood any time I like. 1046 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,160 There you go, you see? You had to make it dirty, didn't you? 1047 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:38,480 There you go, you see? You had to make it dirty, didn't you? 1048 00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,840 Every time. It's always sex with you lot. 1049 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,640 I find it revolting, you know, this time of day? 1050 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,680 Oh, right, so that's us, is it? That's the gays? We're all sex? 1051 00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,200 Oh, right, so that's us, is it? That's the gays? We're all sex? 1052 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:46,920 You had a man running out of your house 1053 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,440 with my children sitting next door. 1054 00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:50,480 OK, so I sleep around? 1055 00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:50,680 OK, so I sleep around? 1056 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,480 I'm the one who sleeps around? 1057 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,680 In this room, the person who sleeps around is me? 1058 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:58,720 In this room, the person who sleeps around is me? 1059 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:58,960 In this room, the person who sleeps around is me? 1060 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,760 What are you getting at? What do you think? 1061 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:03,000 What are you getting at? What do you think? 1062 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:07,920 What do you mean? 1063 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,080 What do you mean? 1064 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,120 Oh, nothing, never mind. Er, 25 quid. 1065 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,400 Oh, nothing, never mind. Er, 25 quid. 1066 00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,240 Thanks. 1067 00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,080 Was it a real woman? 1068 00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,120 What?With Curtis. Cos these days it might not be. 1069 00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,920 What?With Curtis. Cos these days it might not be. 1070 00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,080 You know, Marie said, 1071 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,120 "If he's gay, has he run off with a man who calls himself a woman, 1072 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,160 "If he's gay, has he run off with a man who calls himself a woman, 1073 00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:24,560 "or a woman who used to be a man?" 1074 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,600 Cos it's all he, she, they, and them now, isn't it? 1075 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:26,880 Cos it's all he, she, they, and them now, isn't it? 1076 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:27,920 So, we can't tell. 1077 00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,280 Well, you know who started all that, don't you? 1078 00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:31,320 No. You. 1079 00:37:31,360 --> 00:37:31,880 No. You. 1080 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,320 I did that? Yeah, you. 1081 00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,360 All of you. All this fuss with pronouns. 1082 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:35,680 All of you. All this fuss with pronouns. 1083 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:37,760 It was always you lot. 1084 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,800 From the moment we are born, in the schoolyard, 1085 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,120 From the moment we are born, in the schoolyard, 1086 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,480 it's always you staring at us saying, 1087 00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:42,720 "What are you, then? A boy or a girl? 1088 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,760 "Are you a boy or a girl? What are you, a boy or a girl?" 1089 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:45,320 "Are you a boy or a girl? What are you, a boy or a girl?" 1090 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,160 Six years old, if you're not playing football, it's like, 1091 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,720 "What are you? Some sort of girl?" 1092 00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:50,760 All our lives, "What are you? What are you? What are you?" 1093 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,200 All our lives, "What are you? What are you? What are you?" 1094 00:37:51,240 --> 00:37:53,240 And then guess what. We say, "OK, fine, you win, 1095 00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:53,560 And then guess what. We say, "OK, fine, you win, 1096 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:54,880 "you're right, we'll do what you want. 1097 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,920 "If we are so confusing, then I'll become a she, 1098 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,240 "If we are so confusing, then I'll become a she, 1099 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,920 "she can be a he, and if that doesn't work, 1100 00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:00,960 "I can become a them. What do you think? Happy now?" 1101 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,280 "I can become a them. What do you think? Happy now?" 1102 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,840 Well, guess what? No, it's all, 1103 00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880 "How dare you change? How dare you be different? 1104 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:05,320 "How dare you change? How dare you be different? 1105 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,880 How dare you not know?" 1106 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,920 We did exactly what you wanted, 1107 00:38:08,960 --> 00:38:09,160 We did exactly what you wanted, 1108 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,200 and you still don't fucking like it. 1109 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:11,600 and you still don't fucking like it. 1110 00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:14,840 And I will have my change, please. 1111 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,880 I gave you 25 quid, so £22.99, that's £2 and one penny you owe me, 1112 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,920 I gave you 25 quid, so £22.99, that's £2 and one penny you owe me, 1113 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:19,200 I gave you 25 quid, so £22.99, that's £2 and one penny you owe me, 1114 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,320 please, Clive, thank you. 1115 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,360 Well, I'll go and get it. Yeah, you do that. 1116 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,120 Well, I'll go and get it. Yeah, you do that. 1117 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:50,960 Here. £2, one penny. 1118 00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,400 Look, all right, I didn't... 1119 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,440 Oh, no, no, no. It's all my fault, apparently. 1120 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:56,800 Oh, no, no, no. It's all my fault, apparently. 1121 00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,960 I mean, isn't everything? So, you have a nice day. 1122 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,880 I mean, isn't everything? So, you have a nice day. 1123 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,640 I do need a spot of work. 1124 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:06,800 There's some dodgy wiring at the bar. 1125 00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,600 So, yeah, thank you. 1126 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,640 I-I'd be very grateful. 1127 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:10,920 I-I'd be very grateful. 1128 00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:12,960 Yeah, well, no mates' rates. 1129 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:13,480 Yeah, well, no mates' rates. 1130 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,520 Well, we're not mates. 1131 00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:16,720 Well, we're not mates. 1132 00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,400 All right, well drop us a text and we'll sort it. 1133 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,440 You know, I mean, if I've got time, like. 1134 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,520 You know, I mean, if I've got time, like. 1135 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:23,560 OK. 1136 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:23,800 OK. 1137 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:25,200 Thank you. 1138 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,960 MUSIC THUMPS 1139 00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:40,960 INDISTINCT CHATTER 1140 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,040 MUSIC STOPS 1141 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,720 MUFFLED ARGUING 1142 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:06,720 Unholy by Sam Smith ft Kim Petras 1143 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,760 Unholy by Sam Smith ft Kim Petras 1144 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:09,240 Unholy by Sam Smith ft Kim Petras 1145 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,960 EXPLOSION 1146 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,240 SCREAMING 1147 00:41:47,240 --> 00:41:49,240 River said to Lamb, "'I've always fancied you, sir." 1148 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:50,640 River said to Lamb, "'I've always fancied you, sir." 1149 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:52,680 Lamb unzipped his dirty, sweaty trousers. 1150 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,320 Lamb unzipped his dirty, sweaty trousers. 1151 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,320 "Eat this, River." 1152 00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,360 And River nuzzled deep into the unwashed fold. 1153 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,440 And River nuzzled deep into the unwashed fold. 1154 00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:01,720 MUSIC RESUMES 1155 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,640 SCREAMING 1156 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,200 Please! 1157 00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:16,080 MUSIC RESUMES 1158 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,800 GRUNTING 1159 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:38,560 GUNSHOT 1160 00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,680 Fuck. 1161 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,800 Fuck. 1162 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,280 I swear it gets madder and madder, that family next door. 1163 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:07,880 I swear it gets madder and madder, that family next door. 1164 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:09,920 George. Get here. 1165 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,880 George. Get here. 1166 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,080 You kept secrets. 1167 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,120 If you're hiding things from me now. 1168 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:14,640 If you're hiding things from me now. 1169 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:15,960 So, you won't tell her next time? 1170 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Tonight's the night. I am so gonna get rimmed. 1171 00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:19,280 Tonight's the night. I am so gonna get rimmed. 1172 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,240 Maggie, Maggie, Maggie, out, out, out. 1173 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,720 You can look down on women. 1174 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:24,760 Fuck off.Go on, Clive. 1175 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:24,960 Fuck off.Go on, Clive. 1176 00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:27,480 Cop a load of this. 1177 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,680 I still love you. 1178 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:30,720 I think you lot are so full of all your freedoms, 1179 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,000 I think you lot are so full of all your freedoms, 1180 00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:32,480 you don't know when to stop. 1181 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,640 THEY CHEER 1182 00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,600 You all right? 1183 00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,640 Sit at home with a bad dad, and you're as closeted as ever. 1184 00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,360 Sit at home with a bad dad, and you're as closeted as ever. 1185 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:46,920 I am so scared. 1186 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,440 You terrify me. 1187 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:54,080 You terrify me. 1188 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:58,600 Yeah, like it creeps through the walls. 1189 00:44:58,640 --> 00:44:58,880 Yeah, like it creeps through the walls. 1190 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,400 Subtitles by Red Bee Media 1191 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:03,240 Oh, fu... 1192 00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:34,480 {\an8}WHIMSICAL MUSIC 123180