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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,133 --> 00:00:10,244 >> [MUSIC] 2 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:39,226 >> HELLO, EVERYONE. 3 00:02:39,226 --> 00:02:40,494 HAPPY NEW YEAR AND WELCOME TO 4 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,728 NWA EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP 5 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:42,729 WRESTLING. 6 00:02:42,729 --> 00:02:43,930 THIS IS JOEY STYLES IN THE ECW 7 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:45,665 NEWS CENTER AND AS WE HAVE 8 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,934 ALREADY ANNOUNCED, THIS FRIDAY 9 00:02:47,934 --> 00:02:49,336 NIGHT WILL BE THE FIRST 10 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,904 WRESTLING CARD PUT ON BY EASTERN 11 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:52,305 CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING IN 1994. 12 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:54,508 AS ALWAYS, IT WILL BE AT THE ECW 13 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:55,009 ARENA IN SOUTH PHILADELPHIA AND 14 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:57,511 WHAT A NIGHT OF WRESTLING IT'S 15 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,745 GOING TO BE. 16 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:02,315 BESIDES SEEING THE ECW TAG TEAM 17 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,051 TITLE BELTS ON THE LINE AS KEVIN 18 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:06,319 SULLIVAN AND THE TAZMANIAC ARE 19 00:03:06,319 --> 00:03:07,687 READY TO DEFEND, BESIDES SEEING 20 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,089 A HUGE GRUDGE MATCH BETWEEN THE 21 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,924 SANDMAN AND THE PITBULL, THE 22 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:12,125 MAIN EVENT, THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT 23 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:14,461 THE ECW ARENA, THE ECW 24 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:16,263 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP GOES ON 25 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:18,665 THE LINE AS THE NEW CHAMPION, 26 00:03:18,665 --> 00:03:20,067 TERRY FUNK DEFENDS AGAINST "THE 27 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,202 FRANCHISE," SHANE DOUGLAS 28 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,470 ACCOMPANIED, AS ALWAYS, BY HIS 29 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:24,571 MANAGER, "SENSATIONAL," SHERRI 30 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:25,639 MARTEL. 31 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,740 NOW THIS SITUATION ALL BEGAN 32 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,241 JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO AT HOLIDAY 33 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,044 HELL AT THE ECW ARENA WHEN SHANE 34 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,112 DOUGLAS INTERJECTED HIMSELF INTO 35 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:34,581 THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP 36 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:35,982 MATCHUP, COLD CUT SABU, FUNK 37 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,518 ROLLED OVER ON SABU, TOOK THE 38 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:40,087 ONE, TWO, THREE, TOOK THE ECW 39 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,688 HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AS WELL, NOW 40 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,023 THIS WAS NO FAVOR, THERE WAS NO 41 00:03:43,023 --> 00:03:44,791 FRIENDSHIP, THERE WAS NO LOVE 42 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,560 LOST BETWEEN TERRY FUNK AND "THE 43 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,328 FRANCHISE," SHANE DOUGLAS, THIS 44 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:49,763 WAS REVENGE. 45 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,264 SHANE DOUGLAS WAS LOOKING TO 46 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,966 KNOCK OFF THE MAN WHO DETHRONED 47 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:54,401 HIM AS ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION 48 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,069 SHORTLY THEREAFTER, TERRY FUNK 49 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,370 PLAYED IT RIGHT INTO THE HANDS 50 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:58,472 OF THE FRANCHISE, THE MAN, 51 00:03:58,472 --> 00:03:59,406 [INDISTINCT] 52 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,674 ONE-ON-ONE MATCHUP, DOUGLAS 53 00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:01,775 SAID, "OKAY, OLD MAN, I'LL FACE 54 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:02,375 YOU ONE-ON-ONE BUT YOU GOT TO 55 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:04,511 PUT THE TITLE ON THE LINE." 56 00:04:04,511 --> 00:04:06,146 AND THAT SETS THE STAGE FOR THIS 57 00:04:06,146 --> 00:04:07,347 FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ECW ARENA. 58 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,382 OH, YOU DON'T WANNA MISS IT, 59 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,251 SHANE DOUGLAS, "THE FRANCHISE" 60 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,152 ONE-ON-ONE WITH TERRY FUNK, 61 00:04:12,152 --> 00:04:14,221 EXPERIENCE VERSUS YOUTH. 62 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:16,056 SPEED VERSUS SAVVY. 63 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,424 AND RIGHT NOW, I WANNA TAKE A 64 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:18,892 SPECIAL LOOK AT TERRY FUNK, THE 65 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:20,894 ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WHO 66 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,696 FROM DAY ONE OF THIS WRESTLING 67 00:04:22,696 --> 00:04:24,030 PROGRAM HAS BEEN A MAJOR 68 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:26,533 CATALYST IN NWA EASTERN 69 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:29,169 CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING. 70 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:31,371 >> HE CAN CALL ME AN OLD MAN AND 71 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,907 I DON'T GIVE A DAMN BECAUSE I AM 72 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,208 AN OLD MAN. 73 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,343 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 74 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,777 >> AND I AM. 75 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:40,313 I AM AN ENDANGERED SPECIE, AND I 76 00:04:40,313 --> 00:04:45,352 AM A ONE AND ONLY, I AM TERRY 77 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,721 FUNK AND I AM THE MEANEST -- IN 78 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:52,359 THE TOWN. 79 00:04:52,359 --> 00:05:02,702 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 80 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,029 >> ...FOREARM I SHOULD SAY, AND 81 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:31,997 AN ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD 82 00:05:31,997 --> 00:05:33,999 OF [INDISTINCT] 83 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:34,801 HERE WE GO, [INDISTINCT] 84 00:05:34,801 --> 00:05:36,436 A PAIR OF ELBOWS BY THE TOUGH 85 00:05:36,436 --> 00:05:39,673 TEXAN. 86 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:42,809 KEVIN SULLIVAN SEEKING REFUGE, 87 00:05:42,809 --> 00:05:44,110 GOING TO A HIGHER GROUND, 88 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,612 CLIMBING A SCAFFOLD, I DON'T 89 00:05:45,612 --> 00:05:46,913 KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 90 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:48,081 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 91 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:49,482 >> ABDULLAH NOT ALLOWING TERRY 92 00:05:49,482 --> 00:05:50,684 FUNK, AND TERRY FUNK GOES RIGHT 93 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,385 AFTER SULLIVAN. 94 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:53,787 CALL ME CRAZY, I'D RATHER FALL 95 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,022 THREE FEET TO THE FLOOR THAN 96 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:57,724 FIFTEEN FEET TO THE FLOOR AS WE 97 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,025 SAW [INDISTINCT] 98 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:00,560 THE CAGE WITH J.T. 99 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:02,362 SMITH EARLIER IN ULTRA CLASH 100 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,364 '93. 101 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,700 TERRY FUNK NOW GOING TO WORK ON 102 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,902 THE SHOULDER OF KEVIN SULLIVAN 103 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:11,071 ON TOP OF THE SCAFFOLD, BOY, 104 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,439 [INDISTINCT] 105 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:15,342 GOES TO WORK ON ABDULLAH. 106 00:06:15,342 --> 00:06:16,443 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 107 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:17,611 >> HAMMERING AT ONE ANOTHER, 108 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,678 LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO 109 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,413 THE--HEADBUTT BY TERRY FUNK ON 110 00:06:20,413 --> 00:06:23,183 JIMMY "SUPERFLY" SNUKA, GREAT 111 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:25,985 CAMERA WORK BY OUR ECW CREW AS 112 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:26,620 NOW TERRY FUNK RIGHT OFF THE TOP 113 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,489 OF THE CAGE. 114 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,191 WAIT A MINUTE, FUNK MAY WIN THIS 115 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:33,593 MATCH BUT LOSE HIS CAREER. 116 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,262 THERE GOES FUNK, THERE GOES THE 117 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,265 CHALLENGER, HE'S ALMOST OUT. 118 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:39,299 GO TERRY. 119 00:06:39,299 --> 00:06:41,101 TERRY WANTS THAT TITLE AS SNUKA 120 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:43,036 DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO 121 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:44,604 PREVENT FUNK FROM ESCAPING FROM 122 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:45,772 THE STEEL CAGE. 123 00:06:45,772 --> 00:06:46,640 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 124 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,874 >> TERRY FUNK IS 90% OUT OF THE 125 00:06:47,874 --> 00:06:49,709 CAGE, BUT THAT 10% MEANS THAT 126 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,578 "SUPERFLY" JIMMY SNUKA IS STILL 127 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,246 THE NWA EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP 128 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:56,850 WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TELEVISION 129 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:58,218 CHAMPION. 130 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,821 FUNK NEEDS TO KNOCK DOWN SNUKA 131 00:07:01,821 --> 00:07:03,123 IN ORDER TO GET OUT OF THE CAGE. 132 00:07:03,123 --> 00:07:04,491 >> THERE HE GOES. 133 00:07:04,491 --> 00:07:05,759 SNUKA IS DOWN. 134 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,960 FUNK'S NOW CLEAR [INDISTINCT] 135 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:07,794 AHEAD, WILL HE MAKE IT TO THE 135 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:08,895 FLOOR? 136 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:09,562 YES. 137 00:07:09,562 --> 00:07:10,263 YES. 138 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:11,631 WE HAVE A NEW NWA EASTERN 139 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,667 CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING 140 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,001 TELEVISION CHAMPION AND IT'S 141 00:07:15,001 --> 00:07:16,569 TERRY FUNK AND PAUL E. 142 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,004 I GOT... 143 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:18,938 >> ...THE NEW--THE NEW CHAMPION. 144 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,407 >> I'M OUT OF HERE. 145 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,009 >> WHOA, LOOK AT THIS. 146 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:24,444 HE'S GOING--WHOA. 147 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,213 HE'S GOING AFTER OUR CAMERAMAN, 148 00:07:27,213 --> 00:07:31,184 WATCH HIS--WHAT'S GOING ON? 149 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:32,519 TERRY FUNK JUST SNAPPED. 150 00:07:32,519 --> 00:07:34,187 HE KNOCKED OUR CAMERAMAN DOWN, 151 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:35,555 HE'S GOING--TERRY FUNK IS NOT 152 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,990 SHOWING THIS TYPE OF TEMPER IN A 153 00:07:37,990 --> 00:07:39,992 LONG, LONG TIME. 154 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:43,596 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 155 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:45,998 >> BECAUSE I PICKED ECW TO 156 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:48,835 WRESTLE IN BY CHOICE, THIS 157 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,071 TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT 158 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:53,340 HERE MEANS AS MUCH TO ME AS 159 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:56,643 BEING A -- OR WCW CHAMPION 160 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,546 BECAUSE I'M NOT A [INDISTINCT] 161 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,648 I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT AND I 162 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,583 KNOW WHAT TO DO AND FINISH MY 163 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:05,485 CAREER, WHERE I WANT IT TO BE 164 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,088 FINISHED WITH DIGNITY. 165 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,356 >> AND NOW, THE SANDMAN HAS THE 166 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:10,924 SLEEPER ON LOCK, WE'RE GONNA 167 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,959 HAVE A NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPION, 168 00:08:13,959 --> 00:08:15,328 THAT'S GOT TO BE IT AND HERE 169 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:16,930 COMES FUNK WITH A CHAIR, HE 170 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,665 SHOVED DOWN THE REF, WHAT'S FUNK 171 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,266 DOING? 172 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:21,134 OH, NO. 173 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,135 >> [BELL RINGING] 174 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,503 >> TERRY FUNK HAS KOED THE 175 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,338 SANDMAN WITH THAT CHAIR. 176 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,873 WHAT IS GOING ON? 177 00:08:26,873 --> 00:08:27,741 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 178 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:28,808 >> AND NOW THROWING THE CHAIR 179 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:29,709 DOWN TO THE SANDMAN. 180 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:30,610 WHAT IS TERRY FUNK DOING? 181 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:31,845 HE'S HOT. 182 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,847 >> SANDMAN AND J.T. 183 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:34,714 HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED. 184 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:35,882 YOUR WINNER... 185 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:36,883 >> ...TERRY FUNK TRYING TO 186 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:37,884 STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT. 187 00:08:37,884 --> 00:08:39,152 >> ...AND STILL ECW TAG TEAM 188 00:08:39,152 --> 00:08:40,520 CHAMPIONS, JOHNNY HOTBODY AND 189 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,755 TONY "THE HITMAN" STETSON. 190 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,123 >> THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, HE WAS 191 00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,391 GOING OVER THE TOP BY TONY 192 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,725 STETSON. 193 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:48,661 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 194 00:08:48,661 --> 00:08:49,362 >> J.T.. 195 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,497 SMITH [INDISTINCT] 196 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:51,731 FOR TERRY FUNK, I CAN'T BELIEVE 197 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:53,166 ANY OF THIS. 198 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,701 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 199 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:57,904 >> THIS IS WILD. 200 00:08:57,904 --> 00:08:59,172 TERRY FUNK HAS COST J.T.. 201 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,940 SMITH AND THE SANDMAN THE ECW 202 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:03,209 TAG TEAM TITLES. 203 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:06,112 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 204 00:09:06,112 --> 00:09:08,748 >> I'M CONFUSED. 205 00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:09,616 COME ON, FUNK. 206 00:09:09,616 --> 00:09:11,418 LEAVE HIM ALONE. 207 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,019 LEAVE HIM ALONE, TERRY. 208 00:09:13,019 --> 00:09:14,120 THAT'S ENOUGH. 209 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,355 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE TODAY? 210 00:09:15,355 --> 00:09:16,656 I JUST DON'T KNOW. 211 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,358 WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED HERE. 212 00:09:18,358 --> 00:09:19,926 SMITH WILL NOT BE COMING DOWN, 213 00:09:19,926 --> 00:09:21,494 SMITH WILL NOT--WAIT, TERRY 214 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:24,164 FUNK, WHAT'S HE DOING? 215 00:09:24,164 --> 00:09:25,799 HE'S GOT A TOWEL. 216 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,167 WHAT'S TERRY FUNK--TERRY FUNK IS 217 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,868 THROWING IN THE TOWEL, THAT'S 218 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,136 IT. 219 00:09:30,136 --> 00:09:30,870 >> [BELL RINGING] 220 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:31,738 >> THAT'S IT. 221 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:32,672 AND SMITH THROWS THE TOWEL BACK 222 00:09:32,672 --> 00:09:33,840 AND FORTH, SMITH WANTED THIS 223 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,074 MATCH TO CONTINUE BUT THAT WAS A 224 00:09:35,074 --> 00:09:36,142 SMART MOVE THOUGH. 225 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:37,444 TERRY FUNK OBVIOUSLY LOOKING OUT 226 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:39,978 FOR THE WELFARE OF J.T. 227 00:09:39,978 --> 00:09:40,447 SMITH, THAT COULD'VE BEEN ALL 228 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:41,548 FOR HIS ENTIRE WRESTLING CAREER, 229 00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:43,450 SMITH IS IN PAIN, BOY IS HE 230 00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:44,684 HURT. 231 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,352 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 232 00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:47,454 >> SHANE DOUGLAS KEEPS HIS ECW 233 00:09:47,454 --> 00:09:48,555 TITLE. 234 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,123 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 235 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:53,259 >> FUNK LOOKS UPSET. 236 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,594 NOT A--NOT A DISGUSTED LOOK ON 237 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,728 HIS FACE STANDING OVER J.T. 238 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:58,731 SMITH. 239 00:09:58,731 --> 00:10:00,266 WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 240 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,701 HE'S TRYING TO REVIVE J.T. 241 00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:03,403 SMITH, IT LOOKS LIKE WHO WAS 242 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,238 HURT VERY BADLY ROCKING THAT 243 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:07,440 FIGURE FOUR, THAT COULD'VE 244 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,842 EASILY BEEN THE AMBULANCE. 245 00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:09,776 J.T. 246 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,678 SMITH WRESTLING--OH, WAIT, THESE 247 00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:15,215 SHOTS ARE GETTING HARD. 248 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,883 FUNK--WOW. 249 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,585 WHAT IS HE DOING? 250 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:20,086 TERRY FUNK IS NOW--OH, WAIT. 251 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:21,120 HE JUST SLAPPED J.T. 252 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,121 SMITH. 253 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,089 HE'S TRYING TO HUMILIATE J.T. 254 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,457 SMITH IN HIS HOMETOWN--HE'S 255 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,558 STOMPING AWAY. 256 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:26,893 OH, WHAT'S HE DO--HE'S 257 00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:28,228 HUMILIATING SMITH IN FRONT OF 258 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:29,762 HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN THE 259 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,498 CITY OF PHILADELPHIA. 260 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:32,932 NOW FUNK--OH, NOW, HE'S TRYING 261 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:35,134 TO HURT THE KID. 262 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:36,836 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 263 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,238 FUNK'S GOING TO WORK ON J.T. 264 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,472 SMITH WHO REFUSED TO QUIT, WHO 265 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,406 REFUSED TO GIVE IN, WHO HAS TOO 266 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:41,708 MUCH HEART. 267 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,643 AND NOW FUNK THROWING J.T. 268 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,978 SMITH OUT OF THE RING. 269 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,813 WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT? 270 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,281 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 271 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,949 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 272 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,851 >> OH, FANS WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF 273 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:53,219 TIME BUT THE CAMERAS WILL KEEP 274 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:54,354 ROLLING. 275 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:56,256 WE'RE GONNA OPEN THE SHOW WITH 276 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,423 THIS FOOTAGE NEXT WEEK. 277 00:10:57,423 --> 00:10:59,158 TERRY FUNK HAS GONE BERSERK. 278 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,827 TERRY FUNK HAS--WHAT IS WRONG 279 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,529 WITH TERRY FUNK? 280 00:11:02,529 --> 00:11:03,897 SOMEBODY--TERRY, WHAT--SOMEBODY 281 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,365 STOP THIS MAN. 282 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:15,708 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 283 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,054 >> SABU SCOOPED HIM AND PLANT 284 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:29,188 HIM. 285 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,324 >> SABU'S KNEES--LOOK AT HIS 286 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,259 RIGHT KNEE, IT POPPED OUT, YOU 287 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,261 COULD SEE IT. 288 00:11:35,261 --> 00:11:38,698 >> SABU NOW GOING TO THE TOP. 289 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,333 MOONSAULT, HE MISSED. 290 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,467 >> OH, HE MISSED HIM. 291 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,769 >> YEAH. 292 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:43,770 HE MISSED THE MOONSAULT. 293 00:11:43,770 --> 00:11:44,904 >> FUNK, THE GENIUS THAT HE IS, 294 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:45,805 ROLLED UNDERNEATH IT. 295 00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:46,606 ALL RIGHT. 296 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,307 HE'S [INDISTINCT] 297 00:11:47,307 --> 00:11:48,875 BUT HE ROLLED TOWARDS IT. 298 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,710 >> FUNK GOING FOR THE SPINNING 299 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,744 TOEHOLD, THAT'S HIS FINISHING 300 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,913 MANEUVER. 301 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,081 >> ...BY FUNK'S FAMILY, GOT... 302 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,549 >> OH, WAIT. 303 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:57,850 HE ROLLS UP, ONE, TWO, ONE, 304 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:58,685 ONE... 305 00:11:58,685 --> 00:11:59,953 >> [BELL RINGING] 306 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,387 >> FUNK IS THE WINNER. 307 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:04,257 FUNK WON IT. 308 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:05,458 >> NOW SABU WILL--SABU GOT THE 309 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,292 [INDISTINCT] 310 00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:07,193 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 311 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:08,127 >> SABU... 312 00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,228 >> FUNK'S--HERE COMES 313 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,630 NEIDHART... 314 00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,198 >> AND HERE COMES JIMMY "ANVIL" 315 00:12:12,198 --> 00:12:13,366 NEIDHART. 316 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,668 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 317 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:19,038 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 318 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:20,473 >> I DEFY ANY OTHER WRESTLING 319 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,675 PROMOTIONS [INDISTINCT] 320 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,910 >> THERE IS NO OTHER WRESTLING 321 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,511 PROMOTIONS, I BELIEVE THERE IS 322 00:12:25,511 --> 00:12:27,146 [INDISTINCT] 323 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,348 >> TERRY FUNK'S IN THE EAGLE'S 324 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:32,552 NEST. 325 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,486 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 326 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,221 >> HE'S IN THE EAGLE'S NEST. 327 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:36,589 >> HE COULD KILL SOMEONE. 328 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,157 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 329 00:12:38,157 --> 00:12:39,225 >> WHAT DOES HE GOT? 330 00:12:39,225 --> 00:12:40,059 >> [INDISTINCT] 331 00:12:40,059 --> 00:12:41,227 BUSTER, OH, HE'S GONNA CLIMB 332 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,162 ON, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 333 00:12:43,162 --> 00:12:45,198 >> HE'S GONNA JUMP. 334 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,232 >> LOOK AT TERRY FUNK, THE 335 00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:47,867 DOUBLE-CROSS [INDISTINCT] 336 00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:56,142 IS GOING COMPLETELY BERSERK. 337 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,310 >> THIS MAN IS CRAZY. 338 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,344 >> JUMP. 339 00:12:58,344 --> 00:12:59,779 JUMP. 340 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,247 >> JUMP? 341 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,015 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 342 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:02,715 >> I WANNA SEE IF HE CAN FLY. 343 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,250 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 344 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,618 >> UH-OH, TERRY FUNK'S GONNA 345 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,452 [INDISTINCT] 346 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,756 HE'S GONNA EJECT SULLY. 347 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:13,760 >> GET HIM. 348 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,295 >> SOMEBODY GET SULLY UP HERE. 349 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:16,929 >> WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS HE 350 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,965 GONNA DO? 351 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:21,868 IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S 352 00:13:21,868 --> 00:13:25,938 THE FUNKSTER. 353 00:13:25,938 --> 00:13:28,374 >> TERRY FUNK IS NUTS, HE'S 354 00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,409 NUTS. 355 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:30,376 >> HE'S SOARING WITH THE EAGLES 356 00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,144 [INDISTINCT] 357 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,045 >> IN THE RING. 358 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:33,112 LOOK AT SABU. 359 00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,180 >> TOP OF THE WORLD. 360 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,114 >> LOOK AT SABU. 361 00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,416 >> TOP OF THE WORLD. 362 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,183 >> SABU... 363 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,117 >> WHAT'S HE DOING? 364 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:39,218 INTO THE TABLE. 365 00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:40,319 >> OH, MY GOD. 366 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,320 >> WHAT IS HE? 367 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,388 OUT OF HIS MIND? 368 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:43,923 >> THIS MAN IS [INDISTINCT] 369 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:45,758 >> NOW LOOK AT FUNK BACK AGAIN, 370 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:49,595 COME DOWN... 371 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,531 >> AND STRAP IT AROUND HIS NECK 372 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,566 AND STARTED TO CHOKE HIM, DO YOU 373 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,002 THINK--DO YOU THINK THAT HE 374 00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:58,037 WOULD BE AFRAID OF THAT? 375 00:13:58,037 --> 00:13:59,305 DO YOU THINK? 376 00:13:59,305 --> 00:14:01,607 DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WOULD BE 377 00:14:01,607 --> 00:14:03,810 AFRAID OF THAT, DO YOU? 378 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,012 WHY YOU DAMN WELL RIGHT HE WOULD 379 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,414 BECAUSE HE WOULD BE AFRAID FOR 380 00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:11,718 HIS LIFE, FOR HIS DAMN LIFE, 381 00:14:11,718 --> 00:14:13,419 THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD BE AFRAID 382 00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:15,822 OF AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD BE 383 00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,124 AFRAID OF, AND THAT'S WHAT SABU 384 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,893 SHOULD BE AFRAID OF TOO BECAUSE 385 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:26,866 I AM THE TOUGHEST SON OF 386 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:30,970 A--YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM NOW 387 00:14:30,970 --> 00:14:33,740 GET OUT OF HERE YOU PUKE-FACED 388 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,141 FOOL. 389 00:14:35,141 --> 00:14:36,676 >> LOOK AT HIS BODY, THESE 390 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:37,877 AREN'T -- WRESTLERS, NO 391 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,212 [INDISTINCT] 392 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:44,283 THEY'RE NOT. 393 00:14:44,283 --> 00:14:45,585 THESE ARE WRESTLERS STRAIGHT 394 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:46,953 FROM THE '60S, A CASE OF BEER IN 395 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,688 THERE, LOOKING FOR A DERBY FOR 396 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,823 THESE BOYS, WHAT I TELL THEM TO 397 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,158 DO, THEY'LL DO. 398 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,193 IF I TELL THEM TO THROW SABU 399 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:56,229 BACK IN THE RING, THEY WILL. 400 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,630 UNDO HIM. 401 00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:00,666 UNDO HIM DAMN IT. 402 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,236 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 403 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,437 WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, DO IT. 404 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,772 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 405 00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:06,806 >> WELL, COME ON IN THE RING 406 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,808 SABU. 407 00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:11,611 COME ON IN THE RING. 408 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,180 THROW HIM IN HERE. 409 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:15,848 >> NOW, YOU SEE HOW THEY WENT TO 410 00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:26,058 PICK HIM UP? 411 00:15:29,395 --> 00:15:30,596 SPECIAL WAY THIS MATCH IS GONNA 412 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:34,467 BE DONE. 413 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,336 THEY THREW HIM BACK IN THE RING. 414 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,438 SO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 415 00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:41,374 DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 416 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,842 YOU DON'T TRY TO RUN FROM ME. 417 00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:47,079 YOU DON'T TRY TO... 418 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,915 >> HEY, HEY, YOU THINK YOU'RE 419 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:52,118 SON OF A -- DO SOMETHING, SON OF 420 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,054 A -- [INDISTINCT] 421 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,023 SABU, I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. 422 00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,559 I NEVER LIKED YOU. 423 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:04,197 I NEVER LIKED YOUR BROTHER AND 424 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:07,033 YOUR FATHER IS GONNA DIE IN YOUR 425 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:11,003 ARMS BECAUSE HIS SON WAS A 426 00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:14,674 STICKING PIECE OF [INDISTINCT] 427 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:17,043 --, YOU SON OF A -- 428 00:16:17,043 --> 00:16:19,645 >> YOU GUTLESS PIG. 429 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,880 >> TERRY FUNK HAS BEEN IN THE 430 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,114 SPORT OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING 431 00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:24,150 FOR A QUARTER OF A CENTURY. 432 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:25,918 TERRY FUNK FIRST BECAME THE NWA 433 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,620 WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN 434 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,222 THE YEAR 1975. 435 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:31,257 AND NOW, AS WE GO FORWARD INTO 436 00:16:31,257 --> 00:16:33,893 1994, TERRY FUNK HAS DONE WHAT 437 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:35,761 GEORGE FOREMAN COULD NOT DO. 438 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:38,097 TERRY FUNK IS THE NEW EASTERN 439 00:16:38,097 --> 00:16:39,565 CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING 440 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:40,666 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. 441 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,034 AND BELIEVE ME, HE DIDN'T DEFEAT 442 00:16:42,034 --> 00:16:43,135 ANY SLOUCH. 443 00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,037 TERRY FUNK PINNED TO THE MAT, 444 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,472 THE MOST UNSTOPPABLE WHIRLWIND 445 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,907 OF DESTRUCTION THE NWA HAS EVER 446 00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,109 SEEN IN SABU. 447 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:51,577 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL SHOW 448 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,613 YOU HOW TERRY FUNK BECAME THE 449 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,248 ECW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. 450 00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:57,250 WHAT ROLE SHANE DOUGLAS PLAYED 451 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,085 IN THAT TITLE CHANGE AND I'LL 452 00:16:59,085 --> 00:17:00,653 TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN COME TO 453 00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:02,988 FRIDAY NIGHT'S [INDISTINCT] 455 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:02,521 AT THE ECW ARENA FOR HALF 454 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,190 PRICE. 455 00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,625 WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE, TO NWA 456 00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,159 EASTERN CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING. 457 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,928 OUR FIRST PROGRAM OF 1994 AND 458 00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,264 SPEAKING OF FIRST, YOU DON'T 459 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:13,599 WANNA MISS THE FIRST CARD OF ECW 460 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,101 ACTION FOR THE NEW YEAR THIS 461 00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,403 FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ECW ARENA AS 462 00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,038 TERRY FUNK WILL DEFEND HIS NEWLY 463 00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,606 WON ECW HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE 464 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:23,109 AGAINST "THE FRANCHISE" SHANE 465 00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:24,110 DOUGLAS. 466 00:17:24,110 --> 00:17:25,211 NOW, BEFORE WE SHOW YOU AT HOME 467 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,712 HOW TERRY FUNK DEFEATED SABU TO 468 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,314 BECOME THE NEW CHAMPION, I WOULD 469 00:17:28,314 --> 00:17:29,682 LIKE TO TELL YOU ALL HOW YOU CAN 470 00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:30,483 GET IN THIS FRIDAY NIGHT FOR 471 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:32,618 JUST HALF PRICE. 472 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,819 IF YOU WERE AT HOLIDAY HELL 473 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,821 DECEMBER 26TH AND RETAINED YOUR 474 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:37,957 TICKET STUB OR PURCHASED ONE OF 475 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,859 THESE GREAT LOOKING HOLIDAY HELL 476 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,861 T-SHIRTS OR CAN ORDER ONE BEFORE 477 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,596 THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AND MATTY IN 478 00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,164 THE HOUSE WILL BE ALONG LATER IN 479 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:46,766 THE PROGRAM TO LET YOU KNOW HOW 480 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:47,767 TO GET ONE. 481 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,201 MATTY IN THE HOUSE? 482 00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:50,269 WAIT A MINUTE. 483 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:51,270 ZOOM IN. 484 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,605 HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU, YOU 485 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:54,640 LOOK JUST LIKE MATTY IN THE 486 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,075 HOUSE--OH, I'M SORRY. 487 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,376 I'M SORRY. 488 00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,844 I'M NOT SORRY. 489 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,346 NOW, NOW, HE'S GOT ME DOING IT. 490 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,180 NEVER MIND. 491 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,615 REMEMBER, IF YOU WANNA GET IN 492 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,749 FOR HALF PRICE THIS FRIDAY 493 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:05,551 NIGHT, RETAIN YOUR TICKET STUB, 494 00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,486 BRING YOUR T-SHIRT OR ORDER ONE 495 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,355 BEFORE THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AND 496 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,489 YOU'RE GETTING IN FOR HALF 497 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,691 PRICE. 498 00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,392 SOMEBODY CALL ME A DOCTOR. 499 00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,127 >> ALL RIGHT. 500 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:20,366 YOU'RE A DOCTOR. 501 00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:21,834 >> AH. 502 00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:24,870 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 503 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:31,577 >> [MUSIC] 504 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:33,913 >> [INDISTINCT] 505 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,948 MR. PAUL E. 506 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:37,917 DANGEROUSLY. 507 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,318 >> WELL, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE ALL 508 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:40,553 WAITING FOR. 509 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,054 >> AND I [INDISTINCT] 510 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,889 TO YOU, THE [INDISTINCT] 511 00:18:43,889 --> 00:18:46,759 OF HARDCORE OF THE ECW. 512 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:48,928 THE ECW HEAVYWEIGHT AND 513 00:18:48,928 --> 00:18:51,464 [INDISTINCT] 514 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,967 CHAMPION, THE ONE, THE ONLY, 515 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,369 SABU. 516 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:59,438 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 517 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,906 >> WELL, THERE IS OUR CHAMPION. 518 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,541 >> PLEASE UNDERSTAND 519 00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:09,815 [INDISTINCT] 520 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:10,883 >> THIS IS A NIGHT WE'VE ALL 521 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,518 BEEN WAITING FOR. 522 00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,253 ONE OF OUR THREE MAIN EVENTS 523 00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,888 HERE IN HOLIDAY HELL. 524 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,757 THE HOTTEST ECW CARD OF THE 525 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:19,091 YEAR. 526 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,726 WE'RE GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US 527 00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:22,194 HERE. 528 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,130 THIS MATCH IS PAID EXCLUSIVELY 529 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,032 FOR ECW HOME VIDEO. 530 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,067 HERE WE GO. 531 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:29,935 SABU DIVING ON TERRY FUNK. 532 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:40,246 >> [BELL RINGING] 533 00:19:42,981 --> 00:19:43,982 >> HERE WE GO, STYLES. 534 00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:45,251 >> HERE WE GO FOR THE ECW 535 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:46,685 HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE. 536 00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,288 IT'S SABU AND TERRY FUNK. 537 00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:52,191 SABU ON... 538 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,225 >> OH, LOOK AT THE [INDISTINCT] 539 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,593 ON SABU. 540 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:55,661 >> WELL, THERE'S NO 541 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:57,430 DISQUALIFICATION. 542 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:58,364 ANYTHING GOES. 543 00:19:58,364 --> 00:19:59,465 AND ALREADY THE CHAIRS ARE BEING 544 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,900 USED [INDISTINCT] 545 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:04,670 BACK OF TERRY FUNK. 546 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:05,471 >> RELENTLESS. 547 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:06,272 THE [INDISTINCT] 548 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,406 IS GOING TO BE RELENTLESS 549 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:08,240 [INDISTINCT] 550 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,675 WAY BACK. 551 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,777 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 552 00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,312 >> SABU IS JUST MEASURING TERRY 553 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:16,415 FUNK WITH ALL THOSE RIGHT HANDS. 554 00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:17,450 >> THIS MATCH STARTED HERE AT 555 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:19,085 ECW. 556 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,319 IT'S GOING FOR [INDISTINCT] 557 00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:21,720 RIGHT, STYLES? 558 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,222 >> THAT'S NOT OVER. 559 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,323 >> [INDISTINCT] 560 00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,791 DISAPPEARING BIG MONEY FOR THIS 561 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:26,625 ONE MATCH RIGHT HERE. 562 00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:28,761 BUT NO [INDISTINCT] 563 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,262 >> WELL, THIS IS ECW AND THIS IS 564 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:31,831 WHERE IT BEGAN AND THIS IS WHERE 565 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:34,366 IT'S GONNA END IN A MATCH 566 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:35,001 TONIGHT AS THE [INDISTINCT] 567 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,636 VETERAN TERRY FUNK BELIEVES HE 568 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,738 IS THE MAN TO DEFEAT THE HIGHEST 569 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,173 YOUNG SUPERSTAR IN THE SPORT 570 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,708 TODAY. 571 00:20:42,708 --> 00:20:43,876 >> YOU CAN ALSO CALL HIM 572 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,244 [INDISTINCT] 573 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,212 ON SABU 574 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,313 >> OH, ABSOLUTELY. 575 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:48,747 HE'S BEEN--HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S 576 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:49,915 BEEN TO A WAR. 577 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:50,950 >> BOTH OF THESE GUYS. 578 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:51,851 >> AND LOOK. 579 00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,085 >> DO THESE GUYS EVER STEP BACK 582 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,019 [INDISTINCT] 580 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,121 A FIGHT? 581 00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,155 I DON'T THINK SO. 582 00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,289 >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. 583 00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:58,891 IF YOU LOOK AT THE BODY, THE 584 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,426 SCARS OF SABU, HE LOOKED LIKE HE 585 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,560 WAS IN A GANG FIGHT AND DIDN'T 586 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,962 KNOW ANYBODY. 587 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:04,730 >> GOOD ONE, STYLES. 588 00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:06,998 >> THANK YOU. 589 00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:08,300 >> GOOD ONE. 590 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:09,368 YOU'RE MAKING LAUGH. 591 00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:10,469 THAT'S REAL [INDISTINCT] 592 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,770 >> I TRY MY BEST. 593 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,572 BUT I'M NOT KIDDING. 594 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,941 SABU HAS BEEN THROUGH IT ALL. 595 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,277 >> WELL, PAUL E. 596 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,880 EXPLAINED SABU WAS ALLOWED TO 597 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,148 WRESTLE IN THIS MATCH 598 00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,516 [INDISTINCT] 599 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,684 >> BUT NO, HE WRESTLES FOR THE 600 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:26,685 ECW AND WELL, IT'S OTHER FOR 601 00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:27,553 EVERYONE. 602 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,387 IT'S CERTAINLY FOR FUNK AND 603 00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:29,388 SABU. 604 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:30,322 SABU NOW SLAMMED ON THE TABLE 605 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:31,023 OUTSIDE OF THE RING. 606 00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:31,891 >> I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE. 607 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:32,691 TERRY FUNK'S GOT A CHAIR. 608 00:21:32,691 --> 00:21:33,659 >> OH, MY. 609 00:21:33,659 --> 00:21:34,593 DID YOU HEAR THAT [INDISTINCT] 610 00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:35,594 RUMBLE? 611 00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,229 >> I THINK THEY HEARD THAT ALL 612 00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:38,597 IN VETERAN STADIUM, OVER THE 613 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:43,669 ROARING CROWD. 614 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:45,204 >> HE'D LIKE TO BE THE ECW 615 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:48,474 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS WELL. 616 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:52,244 >> NOW SETTING SABU UP FOR A 617 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,213 PILEDRIVER AND YES, HE HAS. 618 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,247 >> AND SABU IS [INDISTINCT] 619 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:56,448 INTO HIS SPINE, MAYBE ABOUT AN 620 00:21:56,448 --> 00:21:57,383 INCH AND A HALF. 621 00:21:57,383 --> 00:21:58,317 >> [INDISTINCT] 622 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,552 >> ALMOST AT THREE AND SABU GETS 623 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:00,920 HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES. 624 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,987 AS [INDISTINCT] 625 00:22:02,987 --> 00:22:03,455 LOOK AT THE CORNER, THOSE ARE 626 00:22:03,455 --> 00:22:05,824 TERRY FUNK'S HENCHMEN. 627 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:08,527 AND AGAIN, PILEDRIVER ON SABU. 628 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:10,329 SABU CAME IN WITH A LOT OF 629 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,031 MOMENTUM, BUT HE HAS BEEN 630 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:13,632 STOPPED [INDISTINCT] 631 00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:15,000 >> AND SABU... 632 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,569 >> IF YOU REMEMBER, EARLIER ON 633 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,603 THIS MATCH [INDISTINCT] 634 00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,305 HE WAS SHOWING ON THAT LOWER 635 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,539 BACK ALSO AND HE STAYED WITH 636 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:21,340 THAT. 637 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,341 >> WELL, TERRY FUNK HAS HAD BACK 638 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,576 PROBLEMS IN HIS LONG--OH, WHAT 639 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:24,476 IS THIS? 640 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,511 WHAT IS THIS? 641 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:26,679 >> WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING? 642 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:27,479 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 643 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,480 >> OH, GOD. 644 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,382 >> HE JUST PROJECTED HIMSELF AS 645 00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:31,984 A ROCKET, AS A MISSILE. 646 00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,552 I'VE NEVER SEEN--THAT, I'VE 647 00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,055 NEVER SEEN BEFORE, STYLES. 648 00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:37,323 I COULD SAY THAT RIGHT NOW. 649 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:39,158 >> TERRY FUNK WILL USE ANYTHING 650 00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,026 TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND THIS IS NOT 651 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,995 SOME KIND OF WRESTLING. 652 00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:45,364 THEY'VE GOT TERRY ON THE FLOOR 653 00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:48,267 AS HE WAS DROPKICKED. 654 00:22:48,267 --> 00:22:49,702 AND NOW SABU SCOOP SLAMMED TERRY 655 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:50,836 FUNK. 656 00:22:50,836 --> 00:22:53,272 >> AND HE'S GOING UP. 657 00:22:53,272 --> 00:22:54,440 HE'S GOING UP. 658 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,575 >> HE'S GOING FOR THE MOONSAULT. 659 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,043 HE'S GOING FOR IT. 660 00:22:58,043 --> 00:23:00,613 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 661 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:01,847 >> CAN WE GET A NAME FOR THAT 662 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:02,715 MOONSAULT? 663 00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:03,749 >> THAT IS SPLIT LEGGED 664 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:04,783 MOONSAULT. 665 00:23:04,783 --> 00:23:05,751 >> OH, OF COURSE. 666 00:23:05,751 --> 00:23:06,518 >> YOU LIKE THAT? 667 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,653 >> YEAH, SURE. 668 00:23:07,653 --> 00:23:08,687 >> WE HAVE A NAME FOR IT NOW. 669 00:23:08,687 --> 00:23:09,655 >> WE SURELY DO. 670 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:10,856 >> TERRY FUNK, NOT ONLY DID HE 671 00:23:10,856 --> 00:23:12,258 KICK OUT AT TWO, BUT HAS THE 672 00:23:12,258 --> 00:23:13,459 ENERGY TO THROW SABU OUT IN THE 673 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,761 RING. 674 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,096 >> FUNK, WHAT'S HE DOING? 675 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,731 WHAT'S FUNK DOING? 676 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,667 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 677 00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:22,968 FUNK IS OUT OF HIS MIND. 678 00:23:22,968 --> 00:23:24,436 OH. 679 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:25,638 HE JUMPED [INDISTINCT] 680 00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:27,640 >> LOOK AT--LOOK AT THAT. 681 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,041 HE'S ROLLING TERRY ON THE FLOOR 682 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,509 [INDISTINCT] 683 00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:32,211 >> WELL, THERE'S NO DQ, THERE'S 684 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:33,812 NO COUNTDOWN AS WELL. 685 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:34,947 >> [INDISTINCT] 686 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,315 >> SABU DROPS THE LEGS. 687 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,549 >> THAT'S WHAT I'M TELLING YOU, 688 00:23:37,549 --> 00:23:38,417 YOU SEE THAT? 689 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,618 THIS SABU IS NOT A FOOL. 690 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,786 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 691 00:23:40,786 --> 00:23:41,887 >> THERE IS THAT METHOD TO HIS 692 00:23:41,887 --> 00:23:42,888 MADNESS. 693 00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:44,156 >> AND AGAIN THAT BOSTON CRAB 694 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,491 WORKS THAT LOWER BACK. 695 00:23:45,491 --> 00:23:46,558 PAUL E. 696 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,193 HAS GOT SABU IN PERFECT METAL 697 00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:50,162 CAPACITY HERE. 698 00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:51,330 I THINK PAUL E. 699 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,065 IS DOING ALL THE THINKING HERE. 700 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,500 >> WELL, I CAN'T... 701 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,801 >> WELL, LET ME TELL YOU 702 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:56,735 [INDISTINCT] 703 00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:57,703 WATCH OUT. 704 00:23:57,703 --> 00:23:58,704 >> SABU'S HANDLER IS BRINGING A 705 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:01,106 TABLE TOWARDS THE RING. 706 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,708 >> TERRY FUNK IS ALL WORKED OUT. 707 00:24:02,708 --> 00:24:03,575 >> OH. 708 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:04,877 AND AGAIN, A DOUBLE LEG DROP. 709 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:06,412 >> HE'S WORKING EVERY ONE OF 710 00:24:06,412 --> 00:24:08,480 THOSE 26 VERTEBRAE AND HE 711 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:09,515 STOMPED DOWN THEM ALL. 712 00:24:09,515 --> 00:24:12,351 >> SABU OFF THE ROPES, SLIDES 713 00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,252 THROUGH THE ROPES AND MISSED 714 00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:14,920 HIM. 715 00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:15,921 >> FUNK IS LUCKY, HE'S GOT 716 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:17,056 THE--OH. 717 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:17,790 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 718 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,757 >> MAYBE HE WASN'T SOLO. 719 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:19,658 >> WELL, THAT'S WHY SABU'S 720 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:20,659 HANDLER HAS COME IN TO PLAY. 721 00:24:20,659 --> 00:24:21,493 WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE SIZE OF 722 00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:22,361 THAT GUY? 723 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,362 >> HE'S A HAMMER. 724 00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:24,830 HE'S GOT TO BE ABOUT SIX-TEN, 725 00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:26,231 ABOVE THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY 726 00:24:26,231 --> 00:24:27,866 POUNDS, HE'S A BIG GUY. 727 00:24:27,866 --> 00:24:29,034 >> WELL, IF HE'S NOT IN PAUL E'S 728 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,402 PAYING ROLL, YOU CAN BET, HE'S 729 00:24:30,402 --> 00:24:31,303 NOT ABOUT GETTING INVOLVED. 730 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:32,738 TERRY FUNK... 731 00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:34,239 >> [INDISTINCT] 732 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,507 LIKE IT IS HE'S AN ASSASSIN. 733 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:36,408 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 734 00:24:36,408 --> 00:24:37,543 >> TERRY FUNK NOW HEAD-BUTTING 735 00:24:37,543 --> 00:24:39,812 AWAY SABU, BUT FUNK IS DOWN AS 736 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,146 WELL. 737 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,748 BOTH MEN DOWN IN THE RING. 738 00:24:42,748 --> 00:24:43,982 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 739 00:24:43,982 --> 00:24:45,918 >> PAUL E'S TRYING TO... 740 00:24:45,918 --> 00:24:47,152 >> AND IF YOU [INDISTINCT] 741 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,320 THE TABLE IN THE RING. 742 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:50,989 >> TERRY FUNK'S FEW GOOD MEN, 743 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,257 THE BAD BREED [INDISTINCT] 744 00:24:52,257 --> 00:24:53,525 GIVING HIM THE TABLE 745 00:24:53,525 --> 00:24:54,426 [INDISTINCT] 746 00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:55,461 >> LOOK AT FUNK, HE'S HAVING 747 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:56,362 FUN. 748 00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:57,563 >> FUNK SETTING THAT TABLE UP. 749 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:58,397 BUT WHEN YOU'RE FIGHTING SABU, 750 00:24:58,397 --> 00:24:59,865 YOU GOT TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE. 751 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,266 >> I'LL TELL YOU, BETWEEN FUNK 752 00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,668 AND SABU, THEY BOTH [INDISTINCT] 753 00:25:02,668 --> 00:25:04,103 IN NEW YORK. 754 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,237 >> AS TERRY--LOOK AT FUNK GO. 755 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:06,705 AS TERRY FUNK WANTS--AS FAR AS 756 00:25:06,705 --> 00:25:08,273 I'M CONCERNED, THE ONLY CITY 757 00:25:08,273 --> 00:25:10,376 WORTH WORRYING ABOUT IS 758 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,044 PHILADELPHIA, NO OFFENSE TO YOU 759 00:25:12,044 --> 00:25:13,379 [INDISTINCT] 760 00:25:13,379 --> 00:25:15,980 >> GO AHEAD. 761 00:25:15,980 --> 00:25:16,682 WE'RE NOT IN PHILADELPHIA, BABY, 762 00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,883 EVERYTHING'S COMING UP. 763 00:25:17,883 --> 00:25:19,017 >> AND NOW SOMEBODY'S 764 00:25:19,017 --> 00:25:20,486 GONNA--SOMEBODY'S GONNA WEAR 765 00:25:20,486 --> 00:25:21,954 THAT TABLE. 766 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,655 WILL IT BE FUNK OR SABU? 767 00:25:23,655 --> 00:25:25,190 AND FUNK, FUNK [INDISTINCT] 768 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,358 >> AND THE TABLE--AND THE TABLE 769 00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,893 DIDN'T SPLIT. 770 00:25:27,893 --> 00:25:29,994 FUNK, AGAIN. 771 00:25:29,994 --> 00:25:30,195 >> AND AGAIN [INDISTINCT] 772 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:34,666 TABLE [INDISTINCT] 773 00:25:34,666 --> 00:25:36,969 >> IT'S SORT OF LIKE TABLE 774 00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:38,437 TENNIS. 775 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:40,372 >> YEAH, BUT... 776 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,141 >> THIS IS TABLE WRESTLING. 777 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:43,809 THIS IS LIKE THAT ONE-ON-ONE 778 00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:45,144 TABLE WRESTLING [INDISTINCT] 779 00:25:45,144 --> 00:25:46,745 A COUPLE OF SPORTS TOGETHER? 780 00:25:46,745 --> 00:25:48,113 >> WELL, IS THIS BEING LOVE-30 781 00:25:48,113 --> 00:25:49,214 FOR SABU? 782 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:50,816 >> IT'S CHAOS AND MAYHEM. 783 00:25:50,816 --> 00:25:52,217 >> YOU GOT IT--WELL, SPEAKING OF 784 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,752 LOVE-30, THERE'S NO LOVE LOST 785 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:55,120 BETWEEN THESE TWO AND TERRY FUNK 786 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,355 IS NOT LOVING BEING SMASHED INTO 787 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:57,589 THAT TABLE. 788 00:25:57,589 --> 00:25:58,590 >> THERE YOU GO. 789 00:25:58,590 --> 00:25:59,792 THERE YOU GO. 790 00:25:59,792 --> 00:26:03,228 IT'S ABOUT TIME. 791 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,596 HE WAS JUST GETTING IN THE WAY. 792 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:05,597 HE WAS JUST GETTING IN THE WAY. 793 00:26:05,597 --> 00:26:06,465 HE WAS IN THE WAY. 794 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:07,900 [INDISTINCT] 795 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,134 >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT. 796 00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:10,469 >> REF IS GOING [INDISTINCT] 797 00:26:10,469 --> 00:26:12,337 >> THAT'S IT. 798 00:26:12,337 --> 00:26:13,872 >> SABU IS GOING TO WORK ON THE 799 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:14,807 BAD BREED... 800 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,208 >> SABU... 801 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:17,342 >> ...IAN AND AXL ROTTEN. 802 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:18,976 >> HE'S MAKING [INDISTINCT] 806 00:26:18,976 --> 00:26:18,777 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 803 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:19,778 >> SABU IS DROPPING THE LEG. 804 00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:20,946 HE'S TEARING DOWN THE HOUSE. 805 00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,314 TERRY FUNK LOOKS LIKE A FISH OUT 806 00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:23,582 IN THE WATER. 807 00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,249 >> WHERE IS HE GOING? 808 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,350 WHERE IS HE GOING? 809 00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:27,419 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 810 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,189 >> SABU JUST MOONSAULTED ON THE 811 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,524 BAD BREED, ON THE BAD BREED. 812 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,794 BUT FUNK IS BACK ON HIS FEET. 813 00:26:35,794 --> 00:26:36,862 >> OH, NO. 814 00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:39,498 WHAT'S HE GONNA DO? 815 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:40,766 HE'S GONNA SET HIM ACROSS THE 816 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,234 RING. 817 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,535 THIS COULD BE IT. 818 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:44,770 >> TERRY FUNK NOW. 819 00:26:44,770 --> 00:26:45,704 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 820 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:47,005 >> OH, THE TABLE [INDISTINCT] 821 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,373 >> AND HE DOES STAY IN THE RING. 822 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:49,374 >> TERRY FUNK... 823 00:26:49,374 --> 00:26:50,442 >> THE TABLE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN 824 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,610 HALF. 825 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,279 I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 826 00:26:54,279 --> 00:27:02,654 THIS ANYWHERE IN MY LIFE. 827 00:27:02,654 --> 00:27:03,589 >> SABU HAS TAKEN CARE OF THE 828 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,490 BAD BREED AND SEEMINGLY HE'S 829 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:05,491 GONNA TAKE OUT TERRY FUNK. 830 00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,458 >> OH, HE'S DOING BAD THINGS TO 831 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,226 MR. FUNK. 832 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:08,993 >> BAD THINGS, MAN. 837 00:27:08,993 --> 00:27:08,927 BAD THINGS. 833 00:27:08,927 --> 00:27:09,761 >> HE'S DOING BAD THINGS JUST 834 00:27:09,761 --> 00:27:10,629 LIKE YOU SAID. 835 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,864 >> TERRY FUNK HAS BEEN SLAMMED 836 00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:14,566 IN A TABLE ON THE LOWER BACK. 837 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:16,802 SABU IS GONNA GO FOR THE 838 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:22,174 MOONSAULT, AND HE MISSED. 839 00:27:22,174 --> 00:27:23,075 >> OH, HE JUST BROKE HIS BONES. 840 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:24,976 TERRY FUNK [INDISTINCT] 841 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:25,143 >> TERRY FUNK ROLLED OUT IN THE 842 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,678 RING. 843 00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:28,213 >> WAIT, HE'S [INDISTINCT] 844 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:30,015 SOMETHING. 845 00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:31,416 IT'S HIS KNEE, IT'S HIS KNEE. 846 00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:34,486 >> TERRY FUNK ABLE TO ROLL OUT 847 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:35,654 OF THE AWAY. 848 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,356 SABU HIT THAT TABLE... 849 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:38,824 >> I NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE 850 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:39,892 THIS BEFORE. 851 00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,159 HE JUST--WAIT, LOOK AT THE BAD 852 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,427 BREED, THEY'VE ATTACKED THE 853 00:27:42,427 --> 00:27:43,495 HANDLER. 854 00:27:43,495 --> 00:27:44,630 THE BAD BREED HAS ATTACKED THE 855 00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:45,964 HANDLER ON THE SIDE OF THE RING. 856 00:27:45,964 --> 00:27:47,065 >> SABU'S HANDLER... 857 00:27:47,065 --> 00:27:47,966 >> OH, I SEE THE HANDLER ATTACK 858 00:27:47,966 --> 00:27:48,901 THE BAD BREED. 859 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,135 >> ...IS BATTLING AWAY WITH THE 860 00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,336 BAD BREED, TAKING ON BOTH OF 861 00:27:51,336 --> 00:27:52,738 THEM. 862 00:27:52,738 --> 00:27:53,805 >> HEY, SPEAKING OF THE 863 00:27:53,805 --> 00:27:54,740 [INDISTINCT] 864 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:55,874 >> GOING FOR THE SPINNING TOE 865 00:27:55,874 --> 00:27:56,808 HOLD. 866 00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,343 FUNK IS GOING FOR THE SPINNING 867 00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,411 TOE HOLD [INDISTINCT] 868 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:00,612 >> [INDISTINCT] 869 00:28:00,612 --> 00:28:01,613 CHAMPIONSHIP. 870 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,649 HERE COMES PAUL E. 871 00:28:03,649 --> 00:28:04,750 >> THERE YOU GO, PAUL E. 872 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,018 PAUL E. 873 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,319 CALLED IT. 874 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:09,954 YOU'VE SEEN IT, PEOPLE. 875 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:10,122 >> PAUL E. 876 00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,890 JUST REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED 877 00:28:11,890 --> 00:28:14,493 SOMEONE. 878 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:15,394 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 879 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:16,328 WHO IS THIS? 880 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:17,229 >> WAIT A MINUTE. 881 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:18,397 WHAT'S GOING ON? 882 00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,231 >> THAT'S SHERRI WITH--THAT'S 883 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:20,098 SHANE DOUGLAS. 884 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,999 THAT'S SHANE. 885 00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:22,134 >> THAT'S SHANE DOUGLAS, WHAT'S 886 00:28:22,134 --> 00:28:23,368 HE DOING HERE? 887 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:25,470 >> AND HE JUST HIT FUNK. 888 00:28:25,470 --> 00:28:26,638 HE JUST HIT SABU. 889 00:28:26,638 --> 00:28:27,673 >> AND SHERRI GOT PAUL E. 890 00:28:27,673 --> 00:28:28,674 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 891 00:28:28,674 --> 00:28:29,775 >> THERE'S THE CHAMPION. 892 00:28:29,775 --> 00:28:31,143 THERE'S THE TAG TEAM. 893 00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,477 >> MAYHEM HAS BROKEN LOOSE. 894 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:34,413 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 895 00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:35,581 >> WHO TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS? 896 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:36,281 THE LIGHTS ARE OUT. 897 00:28:36,281 --> 00:28:37,182 >> THE LIGHTS ARE OUT. 898 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:38,016 >> THE LIGHTS HAVE GONE OUT. 899 00:28:38,016 --> 00:28:39,017 >> [INDISTINCT] 900 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,085 >> I CAN'T SEE A THING. 901 00:28:40,085 --> 00:28:41,019 >> [INDISTINCT] 902 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:41,753 STYLES. 903 00:28:41,753 --> 00:28:42,521 >> HEY, GET YOUR HAND OFF OF ME. 904 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,722 >> I JUST GRABBED YOUR PEPSI. 905 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,057 WHAT'S GOING ON? 906 00:28:45,057 --> 00:28:46,058 I CAN'T SEE A THING. 907 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,326 >> I CAN'T QUITE [INDISTINCT] 908 00:28:47,326 --> 00:28:50,562 THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON. 909 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,164 >> THE LIGHTS ARE BACK ON AND 910 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:53,532 EVERYBODY'S ON THE FLOOR. 911 00:28:53,532 --> 00:28:55,567 TERRY FUNK IS TOP, ONE... 912 00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,135 >> ONE, TWO, THREE. 913 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,637 WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION. 914 00:28:58,637 --> 00:28:59,805 >> FUNK IS THE CHAMPION. 915 00:28:59,805 --> 00:29:01,740 FUNK IS THE CHAMPION. 916 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,408 >> WE GOT A NEW ECW HEAVYWEIGHT 917 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,676 CHAMPION. 918 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:05,744 WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION. 919 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,579 >> SHANE DOUGLAS. 920 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:14,853 THAT'S SHANE DOUGLAS... 921 00:29:14,853 --> 00:29:16,188 >> YOU CANNOT TAKE DOWN ANY 922 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,589 ENEMY AND HIS BUSINESS. 923 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:18,624 AND HE JUST... 924 00:29:18,624 --> 00:29:19,791 >> [INDISTINCT] 925 00:29:19,791 --> 00:29:21,193 FAMILIAR WITH THEM, BUT THEY 926 00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,160 [INDISTINCT] 927 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:23,395 LONG AGO BECAUSE IF YOU WANNA 928 00:29:23,395 --> 00:29:24,363 GET THE REAL BAD PERSON, AND THE 929 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,230 PERSON [INDISTINCT] 930 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:26,098 >> WHAT IS SABU DOING? 931 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:26,932 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 932 00:29:26,932 --> 00:29:27,799 >> HE JUST MOONSAULT IN A TABLE, 933 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:28,333 NOBODY HOME. 934 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:29,267 >> THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ECW 935 00:29:29,267 --> 00:29:30,736 ARENA, TERRY FUNK WILL DEFEND 936 00:29:30,736 --> 00:29:32,970 HIS NEWLY WON TITLE AGAINST THE 942 00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:32,838 ONE ECW SUPERSTAR WHO IS 937 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,006 PROBABLY MORE HATED THAN HE IS, 938 00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,143 "THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS. 939 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:40,978 BUT REMEMBER, A FEW GOOD MEN, 940 00:29:40,978 --> 00:29:41,346 THE ROTTEN BROTHERS WILL BE IN 941 00:29:41,346 --> 00:29:42,881 TERRY FUNK'S CORNER WHILE 942 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,549 SENSATIONAL SHERRI MARTEL WILL 943 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,284 BE IN SHANE DOUGLAS'S CORNER. 944 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:47,786 WHEN WE COME BACK, WE'LL TAKE A 945 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,621 LOOK AT JASON'S NEW FINE, THE 946 00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,555 PITBULL. 947 00:29:50,555 --> 00:29:52,124 BUT RIGHT NOW, LET'S TAKE A 948 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,759 QUICK LOOK AT JASON'S NUMBER ONE 949 00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,293 COMMODITY, "THE RUFFNECK" MR. 950 00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,361 HUGHES. 951 00:29:56,361 --> 00:30:06,538 >> [MUSIC] 952 00:30:47,479 --> 00:30:48,547 >> RIGHT HERE LAST WEEK, WE 953 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,782 INTRODUCED YOU TO THE PITBULL, 954 00:30:50,782 --> 00:30:52,384 AN ATHLETE WE LATER FOUND OUT 955 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,287 WAS ASSOCIATED WITH "THE SEXIEST 956 00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:57,556 MAN ALIVE" JASON. 957 00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,224 IN ANY CASE, THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, 958 00:30:59,224 --> 00:31:00,959 THE PITBULL WILL GO ONE-ON-ONE 959 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:03,595 WITH THE SANDMAN AND HERE'S WHY. 960 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:04,896 >> IT MAY TAKE A--IT TOOK A LOT 961 00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:06,465 A LOT WRESTLING SKILLS OF IT. 962 00:31:06,465 --> 00:31:07,299 >> YEAH. 963 00:31:07,299 --> 00:31:08,333 >> [INDISTINCT] 964 00:31:08,333 --> 00:31:09,267 TRADITIONAL. 965 00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:10,335 >> WELL, IF ONE NOW THINK HE'S 966 00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:11,570 CHOSEN AND THEN THE OTHER SIDE 967 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:12,938 HE'S MASTICATE HIM, WHAT'S WRONG 968 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:14,639 WITH THAT? 969 00:31:14,639 --> 00:31:16,308 >> NEVER MIND, I DON'T WANNA 970 00:31:16,308 --> 00:31:17,109 GET--WHIPPING ON CHAD AUSTIN OFF 971 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,243 THE ROPES, HE DUCKS THE 972 00:31:18,243 --> 00:31:19,978 CLOTHESLINE, AUSTIN ON THE 973 00:31:19,978 --> 00:31:20,812 ROPES. 974 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,214 AUSTIN WITH A SPINNING KICK. 975 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,281 >> WHOA, WHAT WAS THAT? 976 00:31:23,281 --> 00:31:24,549 >> COVER, ONE, TWO, THREE. 977 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:25,517 >> WHOA, UNBELIEVABLE. 978 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,718 >> DID YOU SEE THAT? 979 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:27,552 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 980 00:31:27,552 --> 00:31:28,453 >> UNBELIEVABLE. 981 00:31:28,453 --> 00:31:29,688 >> CHAD [INDISTINCT] 982 00:31:29,688 --> 00:31:30,856 >> HERE IS YOUR WINNER, CHAD 983 00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:31,890 AUSTIN. 984 00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:32,724 >> OH, MY GOODNESS. 985 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:33,759 >> WHAT'S HE DOING? 986 00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:34,826 CHAD AUSTIN, HE [INDISTINCT] 987 00:31:34,826 --> 00:31:36,027 DID YOU SEE THAT? 988 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:36,828 [INDISTINCT] 989 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:37,729 CHAD AUSTIN GETS... 990 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,997 >> HE JUST WON THIS MATCH. 991 00:31:38,997 --> 00:31:40,165 >> HE JUST GOT HIS FIRST 992 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:41,666 VICTORY. 993 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,834 >> BUT HE MIGHT NOT GONNA BE 994 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,102 ABLE TO CELEBRATE. 995 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,470 >> [INDISTINCT] 996 00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:47,038 TO CHAD AUSTIN. 997 00:31:47,038 --> 00:31:48,340 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 998 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:49,274 >> THE FANS... 999 00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,442 >> [INDISTINCT] 1000 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:51,610 THE FANS. 1001 00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:53,078 >> CLOTHESLINE--OH. 1008 00:31:53,078 --> 00:31:53,012 >> HEY, THE PITBULL HAS CAUGHT 1002 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:55,447 OFF GUARD, BUT THIS IS THE ECW, 1003 00:31:55,447 --> 00:31:56,715 IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR SHOULDERS 1004 00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:57,682 UP IN THREE. 1005 00:31:57,682 --> 00:31:58,884 THE REFEREE AIN'T WAITING, 1006 00:31:58,884 --> 00:32:00,318 STYLES. 1007 00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:01,753 >> WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE. 1008 00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,721 HERE COMES THE SANDMAN TO HELP 1009 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:03,688 OUT CHAD AUSTIN. 1010 00:32:03,688 --> 00:32:05,223 THE SANDMAN... 1011 00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:06,424 >> WHAT'S HE DOING IN HERE? 1012 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,459 >> HE'S TRYING TO HELP THIS POOR 1013 00:32:07,459 --> 00:32:08,693 KID. 1014 00:32:08,693 --> 00:32:10,162 >> OH, REALLY? 1015 00:32:10,162 --> 00:32:11,563 YEAH, BUT WHAT DOES [INDISTINCT] 1016 00:32:11,563 --> 00:32:12,697 HE'S GONNA THROW [INDISTINCT] 1017 00:32:12,697 --> 00:32:13,832 >> [INDISTINCT] 1018 00:32:13,832 --> 00:32:14,933 IS PULLING THIS POOR KID 1019 00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:15,934 [INDISTINCT] 1020 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:16,835 >> HE JUST THROW [INDISTINCT] 1021 00:32:16,835 --> 00:32:17,602 AND WHAT'S JASON DOING? 1022 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:18,503 >> JASON. 1023 00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:19,304 WHAT'S JASON DOING OUT HERE? 1024 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,105 >> WHOA. 1025 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:20,872 >> YEAH, GET HIM [INDISTINCT] 1026 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:21,573 >> YOU DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON 1027 00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:22,440 THE PITBULL. 1028 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,275 >> OH, MY. 1029 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:24,276 >> I TOLD YOU. 1030 00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:25,243 THAT GUY IS TRAINED TO KILL. 1031 00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:26,344 PITBULL IS TRAINED TO KILL. 1032 00:32:26,344 --> 00:32:27,412 HE'S GOING FOR THE JUGULAR. 1033 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,380 >> BUT WE'VE GOT A MELEE AT 1034 00:32:28,380 --> 00:32:29,347 RINGSIDE. 1035 00:32:29,347 --> 00:32:30,382 THE SANDMAN HAS BEEN LAID OUT AS 1036 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,283 HE COMING TO THE AID OF CHAD 1037 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,117 AUSTIN. 1038 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,051 >> HEY, HE SHOULDN'T HAVE STUCK 1039 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:33,952 HIS NOSE IN CHAD AUSTIN'S 1040 00:32:33,952 --> 00:32:34,920 BUSINESS. 1041 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,221 >> SOMEBODY HAD TO HELP THAT KID 1042 00:32:36,221 --> 00:32:37,088 AS THE SANDMAN HIT THE POST. 1043 00:32:37,088 --> 00:32:38,123 OH, MY. 1044 00:32:38,123 --> 00:32:39,090 >> I'M SPEECHLESS. 1045 00:32:39,090 --> 00:32:40,525 I DON'T KNOW WHY CHAD AUSTIN WON 1046 00:32:40,525 --> 00:32:41,927 THE MATCH. 1047 00:32:41,927 --> 00:32:43,061 WHAT DOES HE NEED OUTSIDE 1048 00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:44,196 INTERFERENCE FOR? 1049 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:45,430 >> OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE? 1050 00:32:45,430 --> 00:32:50,268 THE PITBULL IS TRYING TO TEAR 1051 00:32:50,268 --> 00:32:51,636 HIS HEAD OFF. 1052 00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:55,674 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 1053 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:56,575 >> THE FANS HERE IN PHILADELPHIA 1054 00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:57,475 TELLING LIKE IT IS. 1055 00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,376 LOOK AT THE PITBULL SHIM OUT. 1056 00:32:58,376 --> 00:32:59,377 OH, MY GOD. 1057 00:32:59,377 --> 00:33:00,078 >> OH. 1058 00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,012 >> THERE GOES HIS SHOULDER. 1059 00:33:01,012 --> 00:33:01,613 >> I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE 1060 00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:02,314 DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER. 1061 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:03,114 >> WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIGHT HAVE? 1062 00:33:03,114 --> 00:33:04,982 LOOK AT IT, IT'S DANGLING, 1070 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:04,649 STYLES. 1063 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,517 >> I THINK HE DISLOCATED... 1064 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:06,318 >> FIVE HOURS, PITBULL. 1065 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,285 FIVE STINKING HOURS OF THERAPY A 1066 00:33:07,285 --> 00:33:08,353 DAY I HAVE TO GO THROUGH BECAUSE 1067 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:09,554 OF YOU. 1068 00:33:09,554 --> 00:33:10,889 YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T BEEN IN 1069 00:33:10,889 --> 00:33:12,457 THE ECW TOO LONG TO THINK THAT 1070 00:33:12,457 --> 00:33:13,859 THAT'S GONNA KEEP ME OUT OF THIS 1071 00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:15,193 NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT WITH ME AND 1072 00:33:15,193 --> 00:33:16,027 YOU. 1073 00:33:16,027 --> 00:33:17,295 I'M GONNA SPIT YOU OUT LIKE 1074 00:33:17,295 --> 00:33:18,797 YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE, FRIDAY 1075 00:33:18,797 --> 00:33:19,731 NIGHT. 1076 00:33:19,731 --> 00:33:21,566 AND JASON, DON'T THINK I FORGOT 1077 00:33:21,566 --> 00:33:23,401 ABOUT YOU BECAUSE, YEAH, I KNOW 1078 00:33:23,401 --> 00:33:24,803 YOU'LL BE AT RINGSIDE. 1079 00:33:24,803 --> 00:33:26,905 OH, HOW DO I LIKE MY SUIT? 1080 00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,907 I DON'T LIKE YOUR SUIT AND I'M 1081 00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:30,642 GONNA RIP THAT THING RIGHT OFF 1082 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,510 YOUR BACK AND I'M GONNA PRAY 1083 00:33:32,510 --> 00:33:34,446 THAT MR. HUGHES COMES OUT OF 1084 00:33:34,446 --> 00:33:36,147 THAT LOCKER ROOM TO SHAVE YOUR 1085 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:37,816 STINKING BUTT BECAUSE I'M GONNA 1086 00:33:37,816 --> 00:33:39,684 KICK HIS BUTT ALL THE WAY BACK 1087 00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,654 TO THE --. 1088 00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:43,822 FRIDAY NIGHT, JASON... 1089 00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,157 >> OH, MY GOD. 1090 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,092 >> ...MR. 1091 00:33:47,092 --> 00:33:47,959 HUGHES, PITBULL. 1092 00:33:47,959 --> 00:33:48,960 >> HEY, SANDMAN [INDISTINCT] 1093 00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,828 >> OH, MY--WHAT ARE YOU DOING 1094 00:33:49,828 --> 00:33:50,595 HERE? 1095 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:51,396 OH, WAIT. 1096 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:52,163 WAIT. 1097 00:33:52,163 --> 00:33:52,831 OH, MY GOD. 1098 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:53,832 OH, STOP HIM. 1099 00:33:53,832 --> 00:33:56,601 SOMEBODY STOP HIM. 1100 00:33:56,601 --> 00:33:58,036 >> WELL, JASON BARELY ESCAPED 1101 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,371 THE SANDMAN WITH HIS LIFE IN 1102 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:00,639 THAT INSTANCE, BUT YOU CAN BET. 1103 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,007 HE WON'T BE SO LUCKY THIS FRIDAY 1104 00:34:02,007 --> 00:34:03,875 NIGHT AT ECW. 1105 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,677 >> OH, JOEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE MY 1106 00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,579 DRIVING? 1107 00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:08,446 >> YOU'RE A REAL JERK, YOU KNOW 1108 00:34:08,446 --> 00:34:09,714 THAT? 1109 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:10,715 >> I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. 1110 00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,417 >> I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE. 1111 00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:13,518 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. 1112 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:14,753 >> I DIDN'T THANK YOU. 1113 00:34:14,753 --> 00:34:15,820 >> WELL, JOEY, HOW DO YOU LIKE 1114 00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:17,155 MY SUIT? 1115 00:34:17,155 --> 00:34:18,723 >> OH, IT'S JUST LOVELY. 1116 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,991 BY THE WAY, EVER SEE WILLY WONKA 1117 00:34:20,991 --> 00:34:21,126 AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, THE 1118 00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:22,560 GIRL WHO TURNS INTO A GIANT 1119 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,461 BLUEBERRY? 1120 00:34:23,461 --> 00:34:24,262 >> NO. 1121 00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,063 WHY? 1122 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:25,797 >> NEVER MIND. 1123 00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:27,532 >> JOEY, DO YOU THINK THAT 1124 00:34:27,532 --> 00:34:29,768 PEACHES ACTUALLY REALIZE THAT I 1125 00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,670 CAN HANG TEN WITHOUT A 1126 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:35,373 SURFBOARD? 1127 00:34:35,373 --> 00:34:37,008 >> WHAT DID YOU--CUT. 1128 00:34:37,008 --> 00:34:38,910 GO TO A--GO TO A COMMERCIAL, 1129 00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:39,744 ANYTHING. 1130 00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:40,612 CUT. 1131 00:34:40,612 --> 00:34:43,448 CUT. 1132 00:34:43,448 --> 00:34:44,182 >> HEY. 1133 00:34:44,182 --> 00:34:45,350 OH. 1134 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:46,718 I GOT ONE MINUTE TO TELL YOU 1135 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:47,819 ABOUT ANYTHING I WANNA TALK 1136 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,020 ABOUT. 1137 00:34:49,020 --> 00:34:50,322 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA RIP YOU OFF. 1138 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,356 I WANT YOU TO BUY THIS. 1139 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,657 THIS HELL OF A T-SHIRT, THAT'S 1140 00:34:52,657 --> 00:34:54,059 RIGHT. 1141 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,493 THIS HELL OF A T-SHIRT IS ONLY 1142 00:34:55,493 --> 00:34:57,829 10 BUCKS. 1143 00:34:57,829 --> 00:34:58,897 NOT ONLY THAT, BUT JANUARY 7TH 1144 00:34:58,897 --> 00:34:59,998 SHOW, YOU'RE GONNA GET IT AT A 1145 00:34:59,998 --> 00:35:00,899 HALF PRICE. 1146 00:35:00,899 --> 00:35:02,967 NOW, YOU CAN'T BEAT IT, I'M 1155 00:35:02,967 --> 00:35:02,867 TELLING YOU. 1147 00:35:02,867 --> 00:35:03,802 I'LL BE THERE. 1148 00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,970 YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT? 1149 00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:06,104 COME AND SEE ME. 1150 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,539 IT IS THE GREATEST T-SHIRT I'VE 1151 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:08,540 EVER SEEN. 1152 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,507 THIS FACE, IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE 1153 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:10,342 ME. 1154 00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,476 I THINK THAT ANYBODY THAT LOOKS 1155 00:35:11,476 --> 00:35:13,345 LIKE JOEY WANNABE BUTTAFUOCO 1156 00:35:13,345 --> 00:35:14,646 WOULD NEVER WEAR THIS SHIRT. 1157 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,548 SO, IF YOU WANNA BE COOL, IF YOU 1158 00:35:16,548 --> 00:35:18,450 REALLY WANNA BE COOL, DIG THAT. 1159 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:20,118 DIG THAT. 1160 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:26,858 THIS IS COOL. 1161 00:35:26,858 --> 00:35:28,493 SEE YOU. 1162 00:35:28,493 --> 00:35:37,569 BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. 1163 00:35:37,569 --> 00:35:38,937 >> OH, HALF PRICE OFF, HALF 1164 00:35:38,937 --> 00:35:40,105 PRICE OFF. 1165 00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,039 OH. 1166 00:35:41,039 --> 00:35:41,940 I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS MADDIE 1167 00:35:41,940 --> 00:35:43,241 IN THE HOUSE, LOOK. 1168 00:35:43,241 --> 00:35:44,175 LOOK AT HIM. 1169 00:35:44,175 --> 00:35:45,210 IN ANY CASE, RIGHT NOW WE'RE 1170 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:46,411 GONNA TAKE A LOOK AT AN ATHLETE 1171 00:35:46,411 --> 00:35:47,545 THAT CALLS HIMSELF THE 1172 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:48,279 FRANCHISE. 1173 00:35:48,279 --> 00:35:49,714 I'M TALKING OF COURSE OF NONE 1174 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:52,784 OTHER THAN SHANE DOUGLAS. 1175 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:53,985 >> SHANE DOUGLAS ENTERED THE ECW 1176 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,787 IN THE SUMMER OF 1993 AND BECAME 1177 00:35:55,787 --> 00:35:58,123 THE FRANCHISE PLAYER IN THE ALL 1178 00:35:58,123 --> 00:36:02,993 NEW DANGEROUS ALLIANCE BY 1179 00:36:02,993 --> 00:36:03,495 QUICKLY CAPTURING THE ECW 1180 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:04,796 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AND 1181 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,398 DEFENDING IT AGAINST ALL COMERS. 1182 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,166 SHEDDING ANY AND ALL DOUBT THAT 1183 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:09,734 HE CAN ONLY ACHIEVE SUCCESS IN 1184 00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,569 THIS SPORT AS THE TAG TEAM 1185 00:36:11,569 --> 00:36:12,871 WRESTLER. 1186 00:36:12,871 --> 00:36:14,172 SHANE DOUGLAS PROVED TO THE 1187 00:36:14,172 --> 00:36:15,740 ENTIRE WRESTLING WORLD THAT HE 1188 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:17,942 WAS A SOLO SINGLE STAR GAINING 1189 00:36:17,942 --> 00:36:19,177 POWER DAY BY DAY. 1190 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,178 PAUL E. 1191 00:36:20,178 --> 00:36:21,646 DANGEROUSLY GAVE TO SHANE 1192 00:36:21,646 --> 00:36:25,983 DOUGLAS SHERRI MARTEL. 1193 00:36:25,983 --> 00:36:26,785 MARTEL AND DOUGLAS SEEM TO BE A 1194 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,119 SUCCESSFUL COMBINATION, BUT PAUL 1195 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,454 E. 1196 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:30,488 NOT SATISFIED WITH THIS TANDEM 1197 00:36:30,488 --> 00:36:32,457 AND THEN SWUNG AN UNEXPECTED 1198 00:36:32,457 --> 00:36:34,192 SURPRISE ONTO "THE FRANCHISE" 1199 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,294 SHANE DOUGLAS AND HIS NEW 1200 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:38,996 MANAGER SHERRI MARTEL, BY 1201 00:36:38,996 --> 00:36:39,964 ANNOUNCING HIS NEW BODYGUARD IN 1202 00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,699 THE DANGEROUS ALLIANCE WOULD BE 1203 00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,201 NONE OTHER THAN SABU. 1204 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:47,105 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 1205 00:36:47,105 --> 00:36:48,506 >> SHANE DOUGLAS NONE TOO HAPPY 1206 00:36:48,506 --> 00:36:50,108 WITH THIS ARRANGEMENT. 1207 00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,210 QUICKLY SHOWED HIS 1208 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,446 DISSATISFACTION TO PAUL E. 1209 00:36:54,446 --> 00:36:56,948 DANGEROUSLY AND SHERRI MARTEL. 1210 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:58,216 AND SHORTLY THEREAFTER, THE 1211 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,417 DANGEROUS ALLIANCE BEGAN TO 1212 00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:01,985 CRUMBLE. 1213 00:37:01,985 --> 00:37:02,787 SHANE DOUGLAS CONTINUE TO DEFEND 1214 00:37:02,787 --> 00:37:04,289 HIS ECW TITLE AGAINST THE 1215 00:37:04,289 --> 00:37:06,057 CHALLENGERS AND J.T. 1216 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:07,492 SMITH, AND IT WAS THEN THAT HE 1217 00:37:07,492 --> 00:37:08,927 CAME FACE TO FACE FOR THE FIRST 1218 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,428 TIME WITH THE LEGENDARY TERRY 1219 00:37:10,428 --> 00:37:13,997 FUNK. 1220 00:37:13,997 --> 00:37:14,332 BUT PAUL E. 1221 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:15,900 DANGEROUSLY AND SABU HAS TO 1222 00:37:15,900 --> 00:37:17,302 PLOT, AND THE GAME OF 1223 00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:19,137 ONE-UPMANSHIP HAD BEGUN. 1224 00:37:19,137 --> 00:37:20,705 SABU BECAME THE UNEXPECTED 1225 00:37:20,705 --> 00:37:22,440 OPPONENT OF "THE FRANCHISE" 1226 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,576 SHANE DOUGLAS AND WITH THE 1227 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,311 FRANCHISE UNPREPARED FOR SABU, 1228 00:37:26,311 --> 00:37:28,179 SABU MOONSAULT HIS WAY TO 1229 00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:29,547 BECOMING THE NEW ECW HEAVYWEIGHT 1230 00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:33,284 CHAMPION, MUCH TO THE CHAGRIN ON 1231 00:37:33,284 --> 00:37:35,787 DOUGLAS AND SHERRI, AND IT WAS 1232 00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:37,856 AT THIS POINT THAT THE DANGEROUS 1233 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:39,424 ALLIANCE HAD CRUMBLED INTO 1234 00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:40,558 [INDISTINCT] 1235 00:37:40,558 --> 00:37:42,293 PAUL E. 1236 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:43,862 DANGEROUSLY WAS EXCITED TO SAY 1237 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,530 THE LEAST, BUT THERE WAS MORE IN 1238 00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,132 STORE, THERE WAS MORE TO COME IN 1239 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:50,034 THE SAGA OF "THE FRANCHISE" 1240 00:37:50,034 --> 00:38:00,278 SHANE DOUGLAS. 1241 00:38:05,083 --> 00:38:06,284 >> WITH SABU AS THE NEW ECW 1242 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,086 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, SHANE AND 1243 00:38:08,086 --> 00:38:09,587 SHERRI DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME 1244 00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:14,792 TO EMPLOY A NEW GAME PLAN. 1245 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:15,827 >> WITH SHERRI MARTEL ON 1246 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,162 VACATION IN MEXICO WITH JAKE 1247 00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:19,097 ROBERTS, THE WOMAN MADE A PLAY 1248 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:22,333 FOR SHANE OR SO WE THOUGHT. 1249 00:38:22,333 --> 00:38:24,035 >> THIS WOMAN, AS I LOOK AT THIS 1250 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,171 BEAUTIFUL SET OF LEGS, THIS 1251 00:38:26,171 --> 00:38:28,406 BEAUTIFUL HIP, AND THIS 1252 00:38:28,406 --> 00:38:30,241 BEAUTIFUL FACE, AND SHERRI 1253 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:31,743 MARTEL IS THOUSANDS OF MILES 1254 00:38:31,743 --> 00:38:35,346 AWAY, ALL I CAN SAY IS YOU'RE NO 1255 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:36,814 SHERRI MARTEL. 1256 00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:42,820 >> [CROWD CHEERING] 1257 00:38:42,820 --> 00:38:44,088 >> WHAT? 1258 00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:45,423 >> THE FURTHER OF THE CHARADE, 1259 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:46,491 SHANE DOUGLAS VOLUNTEERED TO 1260 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:47,926 HELP TOMMY DREAMER DEFEND HIS 1261 00:38:47,926 --> 00:38:49,527 TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST 1262 00:38:49,527 --> 00:38:51,663 WOMAN'S TEAM OF KEVIN SULLIVAN 1263 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:58,636 AND THE TAZMANIAC. 1264 00:38:58,636 --> 00:38:59,604 >> UNFORTUNATELY FOR DREAMER, 1265 00:38:59,604 --> 00:39:00,705 DOUGLAS BECAME HIS WORST 1266 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:02,173 NIGHTMARE COSTING HIM THE TAG 1267 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:07,879 TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP. 1268 00:39:07,879 --> 00:39:09,480 >> THE WAR BETWEEN SHANE DOUGLAS 1269 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,782 AND TOMMY DREAMER REIGNED 1270 00:39:10,782 --> 00:39:12,283 THROUGHOUT ECW. 1271 00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:15,353 BUT AT HOLIDAY HELL, SHANE 1272 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:16,721 DOUGLAS STEPS BACK INTO THE ECW 1273 00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:18,156 HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE PICTURE AND 1274 00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:25,663 COST SABU THE BELT. 1275 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:28,032 >> THIS FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ECW 1276 00:39:28,032 --> 00:39:29,801 ARENA, THE SAGA CONTINUES AS 1277 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:31,636 "THE FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS 1278 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:33,137 WILL TAKE ON THE LEGENDARY TERRY 1279 00:39:33,137 --> 00:39:35,406 FUNK FOR THAT VERY SAME ECW 1280 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:39,410 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE. 1281 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:40,712 >> HELLO. 1282 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:45,250 MADDIE IN THE HOUSE. 1283 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:46,618 NOT. 1284 00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:48,286 I RAN BACK HERE TO TELL YOU THAT 1285 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:50,521 THE T-SHIRT ARE SELLING LIKE 1286 00:39:50,521 --> 00:39:51,522 HOTCAKES. 1287 00:39:51,522 --> 00:39:53,091 BUT I MOSTLY CAME BACK HERE TO 1288 00:39:53,091 --> 00:39:54,459 TELL YOU ABOUT THIS FRIDAY, 1289 00:39:54,459 --> 00:39:56,461 JANUARY 7TH, BIG SHOW AT THE ECW 1290 00:39:56,461 --> 00:39:57,695 ARENA. 1291 00:39:57,695 --> 00:39:59,664 WE'RE GONNA HAVE "THE SEXIEST 1292 00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:02,533 MAN ON EARTH" KAFFA, KAFFA, 1293 00:40:02,533 --> 00:40:04,869 JASON WITH HIS PROTEGE, MR. 1294 00:40:04,869 --> 00:40:06,070 HUGHES. 1295 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,373 WE'RE ALSO GONNA HAVE THE 1296 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:12,243 TAZMANIAC, KEVIN SULLIVAN, AND 1297 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,578 BRRR WOMAN, DEFENDING THE ECW, 1298 00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:14,946 NWA TAG TEAM TITLE. 1299 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:17,582 AND THE MAIN EVENT, THAT'S 1300 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:19,617 RIGHT, THE MAIN EVENT, JANUARY 1301 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:24,122 7TH, THIS FRIDAY WILL BE TERRY 1302 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:28,159 FUNK VERSUS SHANE DOUGLAS WITH 1303 00:40:28,159 --> 00:40:30,128 "SENSATIONAL" SHERRI MARTEL IN 1304 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:31,729 HIS CORNER. 1305 00:40:31,729 --> 00:40:32,830 >> YOU KNOW, YOU KEEP ON MISSING 1306 00:40:32,830 --> 00:40:34,232 SO MANY DIFFERENT THINGS ABOUT 1307 00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,099 THIS SHOW. 1308 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,267 YOU FORGOT TO TELL THE PEOPLE 1309 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,036 THAT THE SANDMAN IS GONNA BE 1310 00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:38,970 THERE. 1311 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:39,737 THE SANDMAN, THE GUY IS SO 1312 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:40,605 CHEAP. 1313 00:40:40,605 --> 00:40:41,339 HE CAN'T GO OUT AND BUY HIMSELF 1314 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:42,473 A BUS TICKET, NO. 1315 00:40:42,473 --> 00:40:43,474 THIS GUY NEEDS TO JUMP AT A 1316 00:40:43,474 --> 00:40:44,676 MOVING VEHICLE TO GET A RIDE. 1317 00:40:44,676 --> 00:40:45,677 HOW DO YOU BEAT THE SANDMAN? 1318 00:40:45,677 --> 00:40:46,711 YOU THROW A BUNCH OF SAND UP 1319 00:40:46,711 --> 00:40:48,079 AGAINST THE WALL AND YOU TELL 1320 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:49,314 HIM TO HIT A BEACH. 1321 00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:50,682 AND HOW ABOUT PEACHES NOW? 1322 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:52,750 I UNDERSTAND, PEACHES IS NOW IN 1323 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:53,851 LOVE WITH JASON, KNOCKING ON HIS 1324 00:40:53,851 --> 00:40:54,719 HOTEL DOOR EVERY NIGHT TRYING TO 1325 00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:56,187 GET TO BE WITH THE SEXIEST MAN 1326 00:40:56,187 --> 00:40:58,823 ON EARTH. 1327 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:01,125 AND LET'S NOT FORGET, NWA ROOKIE 1328 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,927 OF THE YEAR TOMMY DREAMER 1329 00:41:02,927 --> 00:41:04,862 GATHERED AROUND ALL HIS DREAMS 1330 00:41:04,862 --> 00:41:06,197 FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE IN 1331 00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:07,098 PHILADELPHIA. 1332 00:41:07,098 --> 00:41:07,732 AND SPEAKING OF YOU PEOPLE IN 1333 00:41:07,732 --> 00:41:08,599 PHILADELPHIA, YOUR HOMETOWN HERO 1334 00:41:08,599 --> 00:41:09,500 J.T. 1335 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,168 SMITH [INDISTINCT] 1336 00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,202 IS GONNA BE HERE JUST SO YOU 1337 00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:12,503 PEOPLE CAN SEE HIM APPLY HIS 1338 00:41:12,503 --> 00:41:15,573 TRADE AS A PROFESSIONAL 1339 00:41:15,573 --> 00:41:17,075 WRESTLER. 1340 00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,276 BUT, YOU SEE, I REALLY DON'T 1341 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:19,944 CARE ABOUT THEM. 1342 00:41:19,944 --> 00:41:21,279 I DON'T CARE ABOUT KEVIN 1343 00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:22,547 SULLIVAN AND THE TAZMANIAC, 1344 00:41:22,547 --> 00:41:23,147 MADDIE. 1345 00:41:23,147 --> 00:41:24,449 I DON'T CARE ABOUT BRRR WOMAN. 1346 00:41:24,449 --> 00:41:27,552 I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE 1347 00:41:27,552 --> 00:41:28,252 PEOPLE THAT COMES DOWN THE PIKE 1348 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,388 BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE MATCH 1349 00:41:30,388 --> 00:41:32,557 THAT'S ON MY MIND FOR THIS 1350 00:41:32,557 --> 00:41:34,859 FRIDAY NIGHT, JANUARY 7TH AT THE 1351 00:41:34,859 --> 00:41:36,427 ECW ARENA. 1352 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,196 SEE, I'M GONNA TAKE A REAL 1353 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,664 SPECIAL INTEREST, AS A MATTER OF 1354 00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,100 FACT, MY INTEREST HAS BOARDED ON 1355 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,202 OBSESSION WHEN IT COMES TO "THE 1356 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:45,670 FRANCHISE" SHANE DOUGLAS WITH 1357 00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,971 THAT BRUTAL SAMMARTINO AND 1358 00:41:46,971 --> 00:41:48,539 DRAGGED SHERRI MARTEL IN HIS 1359 00:41:48,539 --> 00:41:49,907 CORNER, HOPE YOU SHAVE YOUR BACK 1360 00:41:49,907 --> 00:41:51,442 BEFORE THE BIG MATCH, SHERRI, 1361 00:41:51,442 --> 00:41:52,910 AGAINST THE ECW HEAVYWEIGHT 1362 00:41:52,910 --> 00:41:54,278 TERRY FUNK. 1363 00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:55,747 YOU SEE, THERE IS NOW ONE BIG 1364 00:41:55,747 --> 00:41:57,448 GAME OF ONE-UPMANSHIP GOING ON 1365 00:41:57,448 --> 00:41:59,350 BETWEEN TERRY FUNK. 1366 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,785 OH, HE'S THE BADDEST IN THE 1367 00:42:00,785 --> 00:42:02,120 LAND. 1368 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,621 AND SHANE DOUGLAS AND SHERRI 1369 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,156 MARTEL, OH, THEY'RE THE BADDEST 1370 00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:07,258 IN THE LAND, AND MYSELF AND 1371 00:42:07,258 --> 00:42:08,726 SABU. 1372 00:42:08,726 --> 00:42:10,428 YOU SEE, EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW 1373 00:42:10,428 --> 00:42:11,829 WHO TRULY IS THE BADDEST MOTHER 1374 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,198 IN THE ECW AND THE ANSWER IS 1375 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:15,767 QUITE SIMPLE, THAT ANSWER IS 1376 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:16,834 YOUR TV CHAMPION, SABU. 1377 00:42:16,834 --> 00:42:18,436 THE MAN THAT WAS CONSPIRED 1378 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:20,371 AGAINST BY TERRY FUNK, SHERRI 1379 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,706 MARTEL, AND SHANE DOUGLAS. 1380 00:42:21,706 --> 00:42:23,374 AND NOW, AS YOUR PAYOFF, SHANE 1381 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,043 DOUGLAS, YOU GET AN ECW 1382 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,246 HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH 1383 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:29,814 AGAINST TERRY FUNK THIS FRIDAY 1384 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:30,782 NIGHT. 1385 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,384 AND YOU THINK THAT SABU AND I 1386 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,519 ARE GONNA LET YOU GET AWAY WITH 1387 00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:35,520 IT? 1388 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,355 YOU JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, 1389 00:42:37,355 --> 00:42:38,756 I'VE NEVER SIGN AN AUTOGRAPH IN 1390 00:42:38,756 --> 00:42:39,824 MY LIFE. 1391 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,559 I NEVER CARED WHAT ANYBODY 1392 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:43,494 THOUGHT ABOUT PAUL E. 1393 00:42:43,494 --> 00:42:44,962 DANGEROUSLY, AND I'M GONNA DO 1394 00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:46,264 THAT HAS TO KEEP SABU UNDER 1395 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,565 CONTROL. 1396 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:48,800 I'M THE GUY THAT EVER NIGHT WHEN 1397 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,601 HE LIES DOWN IN HIS BED, AS THE 1398 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,036 HAIR COMING DOWN FROM MY FACE, 1399 00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:53,037 BUT--AND THIS CRAZE MANIAC, THIS 1400 00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:55,840 ANIMAL REACHING THROUGH THE GATE 1401 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,109 TRYING TO GET US A RAW MEAT. 1402 00:42:58,109 --> 00:42:59,444 THAT'S MY LIFE NOW AND THAT'S 1403 00:42:59,444 --> 00:43:02,213 SABU'S LIFE NOW. 1404 00:43:02,213 --> 00:43:03,614 AND YOU THINK THAT I'M GONNA LET 1405 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,316 SOMEONE LIKE YOU, SHANE DOUGLAS, 1406 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,084 OR SOMEONE LIKE YOU, TERRY FUNK, 1407 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,020 UPSTAGE US, BEAT US IN THE GAME 1408 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:12,557 OF ONE-UPMANSHIP? 1409 00:43:12,557 --> 00:43:14,659 THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, YOU GUYS 1410 00:43:14,659 --> 00:43:16,294 WANNA FIGHT IT OUT TO SEE WHO 1411 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:18,029 THE BADDEST ONE OF THEM ALL IS, 1412 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:19,597 YOU JUST REMEMBER ONE THING, THE 1413 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,165 BADDEST ONE OF THEM ALL IS SABU. 1414 00:43:21,165 --> 00:43:24,469 AND THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, I JUST 1415 00:43:24,469 --> 00:43:26,003 MIGHT HAVE A SURPRISE FOR ONE, 1416 00:43:26,003 --> 00:43:29,941 THE OTHER, OR THE BOTH OF YOU TO 1417 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,443 THE POINT AT THE PERSON I HAVE A 1418 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,579 SURPRISE FOR WILL END UP AS 1419 00:43:34,579 --> 00:43:36,314 USELESS AS A WOMAN FROM 1420 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,349 PHILADELPHIA. 1421 00:43:38,349 --> 00:43:40,685 >> OH, BOY. 1422 00:43:40,685 --> 00:43:42,954 NOW, WE ARE THE ECW AND WE ARE 1423 00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:46,057 NOT FOR EVERYONE. 1424 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:48,092 BUT IF THAT LAST MAN, HE 1425 00:43:48,092 --> 00:43:49,660 BOTHERED YOU, THEN WE'RE NOT 1426 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:50,628 SORRY. 1427 00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,797 WE'RE NOT SORRY. 1428 00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:55,566 WE ARE NOT. 1429 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:56,834 YEAH. 1430 00:43:56,834 --> 00:44:07,011 >> [MUSIC] 1431 00:44:11,949 --> 00:44:22,059 >> [MUSIC] 1432 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:37,108 >> [MUSIC] 1433 00:44:42,213 --> 00:44:52,189 >> [MUSIC] 1434 00:44:52,256 --> 00:44:56,861 >> [MUSIC] 1435 00:44:56,994 --> 00:45:07,971 >> [MUSIC] 1436 00:45:07,038 --> 00:45:11,876 >> [MUSIC] 1437 00:45:12,009 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