All language subtitles for Catch Me A Spy (1971) [1080p] [BluRay] [YTS.MX]

Ready? Ellie, come and talk.

She's really very pretty.

Lucky fellow.

Thank you.

What does she teach?

French. French and football.

Of course, she is French.

And the uncle's English?

Yeah, she's lived with him since her
parents died.

Get on with him?

Yes. Don't know how he got to be a
minister, but I like him.

Ah, the happy couple.

You look very good together.

Can't have been unpleasant.

It's been fine. Where's the old eating?

Where does three months courtship
usually lead?

Congratulations.

He wants to marry me.

Last. Fabienne, how could you? Over 8
,000 and a free ball to come.

Who wants to marry you?

John does.

John Fenton.

Fenton? Marriage?

I'm not sure I like the fellow.

Of course you do.

He's too... What's the word?

Smooth, I suppose.

Like a television commercial.

I see him riding out of the sea, not a
hair out of place, smoking a mental

cigarette. That's because he always
beats you at this.

Two suppers.

England versus France.

The crowd tense with excitement.

Do you love him?

I don't know.

It's so sudden.

He attracts me, makes me laugh, we talk,
and he's very good in bed. Yes, yes,

yes. England one, France nil.

In bed? Whose bed? When? My bed.
Tonight.

But I was having dinner. I had guests
for dinner. The Argentine ambassador.

And you were making love just a floor
away.

Be attention, uncle. France equalized.
Quite against the run of play. Here we

now. Down the wing.

Shoot. Goal, England 2, France 1.
Fabienne, you have no defense.

I know. It was always been my trouble.

Are you going for their honeymoon, or is
it a secret?

No secret.

Romania. He's got business there or
something. Oh, how original.

Gaining a nephew?

Yes.

Well, the food taste of it came from
Paris a long time ago.

Fenton.

Mr. and Mrs.

For how long, sir?

Forever, I hope.

No, madam, I mean, for how long... Just
two or three days.

Oh, Mr.

Fenton. Welcome back again.

Hello. Nice to see you. Madam.

What does that mean?

That means nothing but the best.

Mmm,

that's nice.

Very sexy.

Perfect timing.

Waiter.

Coming, sir.

Waiter. Coming, sir.

Yes, sir.

We'd like something to drink.

What can I offer you? Champagne?

French?

Bulgarian? There's nothing sacred.

I think we'll just have two of your
genuine Romanian -Irish coffees.

But perhaps not for one hour.

Or two.

118 want two coffees, but there's no
hurry.

I'm sorry.

It's an odd place for a honeymoon.

As soon as I've cleared up this
business, we'll go to Crito somewhere.

Get some sun.

It's a perfect place.

John Fenton.

What the hell do you want?

You are under arrest.

I want to see the ambassador.

Good God almighty.

Who damned household?

I demand to see him.

It's my right.

Two o 'clock in the morning?

Where is he?

You're not even English. You've got a
foreign accent.

I'm French and also English.

I demand my right as a French -British
subject.

You people barely have the most
frightful cheek.

I suppose you lost your money or your
passport or you've been raped by some

gypsy violinist.

My husband has been arrested by the
secret police from a hotel.

We're not honeymoon, we're just a party.

Oh, look, I do apologise. I didn't mean
to shout at you like that. I was a bit

upset myself, all that noise at the
door.

I thought I was being stormed again.

Please, let me see the ambassador.

We're leaving no stone unturned. I'm
going to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs

once. And in London, the Foreign
Secretary is sending a note.

Your husband has been arrested on
charges of espionage against the Soviet

My husband?

That's ridiculous.

They claim to have found evidence.

When can I see him?

He's already been taken to Moscow.

I'm sorry.

We must get her back to London. There's
a plane at noon.

You check in for London over there. But
actually, we've got some... You've been

very kind.

Please, don't wait. I can manage
perfectly well.

Oh, all right. You're sure? Yes. Well,
look... Goodbye.

You know... Good luck. Thank you.

And... Thank you. Yes.

When's an explain to Moscow?

There is not one now until this evening.

This evening?

How far is it? Can I rent a car?

You cannot drive to Moscow.

It's a train, then. Where's the next
train?

There is one at three o 'clock, but it's
still quicker to wait for the plane.

I'll wait.

Good morning, Mrs. Fenton.

We met in the hotel.

Oh, yes.

You was a waiter.

Hello.

It's a long wait for the Moscow plane.

Sorry to hear about what happened to
your husband.

You speak English very well.

Thank you.

Could I buy a drink?

Oh, no, thank you.

A lot of time.

Come on.

What does your husband do?

Business.

Imports and exports.

With the Eastern Bloc?

Mostly.

Here.

Romanian style.

Bring good luck. Like this.

That's good.

Is he innocent?

Of course he is.

Sometimes it makes no difference if it
suits their purpose.

Let me tell you a story. A few years
ago, they found a mummy in Egypt.

None of the world's scientists could
agree how old it was, so the Russians

we'll take it back to Moscow and submit
it to a secret test.

They came back in two days with a port.

The mummy was a man.

He died of pneumonia at the age of 38,
and he was a prune and raisin merchant.

Everyone was astonished.

How'd you find out, they asked?

Easy, said the Russian.

Mommy made a fork and it's a shoe.

This man is kidnapping me.

I've been drugged and kidnapped.

Take no notice.

Where are you taking me?

This?

The secret police, I suppose.

Please, no speak English.

Where are we going?

Are we going to Moscow?

Moscow? I hope not. We're due back in
Manchester at four o 'clock.

Are you feeling better, miss? We're just
starting our approach to London.

Would you fasten your seatbelts, please?

and will be serious.

Is Haldane here?

In the library, sir.

Help bowl him with the luggage and get
rid of those bloody press people. Very

good, sir. And bring the whiskey with
you.

Very good, sir.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you'll all
have to... Haldane, you're going to be

to come.

My dear, this is Commander Haldane,
who's going to be a great help to us.

He is in a position to... Haven't you
got a drink?

Got. Oh, Beach did leave you a drop, did
he?

The commander knows things, my dear.

I should hope so. He's head of British
intelligence.

Who told you that?

You're not supposed to know that. Did
you tell him? I didn't know she knew.

Oh, God, everybody knows.

It's supposed to be a closely guarded
secret.

Carl's come on a hold. I'm going to get
my husband back.

You'll see. Only a handful of people
know.

I'm going to sell my wife.

And then she will.

How are you going to get my husband
back?

Ah. Well, nothing to worry about there.

John's arrest is a typical Soviet
tactic.

Some months ago, we arrested an
extremely important agent of theirs. His

Webb, amongst others.

Obviously, the Russians want him back
very badly.

They've offered to exchange him for
John.

You mean all the charges against John
were met up?

Quite monstrous, but effective.

If we don't accept, John's likely to end
up with 15 years. You see, the Russians

are relying on the fact that because
John is married to you, I'd use my

to accelerate an exchange.

Which I must say I regard as an insult
to my professional integrity, sir.

But you will pull rubs.

You must do.

Strings. Strings.

Oh, uncle, pull whatever you like.

But I want John back.

Don't worry.

It's all arranged for next Thursday.

Well, he's here, sir.

Can I see?

Where's the wretched Russian?

I've got to be in Berlin now with Hilda.

And my malt biscuits in there.

There's my number six.

My number six!

And what's my old peas, huh? I don't
want them scratched.

Now, where's the sound of music?

That was for my mother. I am not leaving
the West without the sound of music.

Please hurry.

I've been waiting for a while.

You're the wife?

Yes. Ah, delighted.

Your web, one presumes.

Certainly not. Who told you that? Oh,
yes, yes.

Of course I am. Excuse me, force of
habit.

I'm glad that it is me that brings you
and your husband together.

If it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have
been abroad.

Not me, my dear lady.

Politics.

May we get on my feet of freezing? Yes,
yes, yes. Now, have I got everything?

Ah, thank you, thank you.

Just a few souvenirs of Western
decadence.

Here, split this between the two of you.

Let's get this unbearable man out of
here, back where he belongs. Yes, it's

that I seem to have misled the movement.

Are you sure you won't miss the decadent
west?

Good Lord, no.

At home, I shall be a big star.

They'll give me a pension.

Thank you.

A flat near Red Square.

Girls.

Fee vodka.

And a season ticket to the Bolshoi.

Farewell, filthy imperialist swine.

Soon be all in, huh?

Unfortunate, of course, from your point
of view.

But a fitting end, wouldn't you think?
Redge the ball in off the side.

Aren't you taking it?

Oh, quite calmly.

Quite calmly.

Did I disturb your game?

Just relaxing, my dear.

Pressures of the day.

Would any of those pressures have
anything to do with my husband?

We're leaving no stone unturned. No
stone unturned. And sending notes. And

writing memos.

You've lost a spy.

So use another.

Like nothing better, but we haven't got
one. At least no one that important.

You haven't got one?

That's a disgrace.

What are you going to do all day?

I've been very quiet recently.

All right.

If you two aren't prepared to help, I'll
find someone myself.

Fabienne, there's no possible way. Why
not?

I live in the house of a government
minister.

You go to parties, you give receptions.
I have to do something.

While you're sitting in here playing
billiards... Poor John is famishing to

death. I'm starving.

To death in some southern prison.

Got a lot of spirit, that girl.

Certainly buggered up our game.

There was a certain irony about his
death, caused by his own greed.

He'd been corrupted by your society.

I could be in London now, a nice
restaurant, and my loving bride eager to

up for lost time.

Don't think I'm not upset. Of course I
am.

I'm as upset as you are. He was bringing
me six bottles of malt whiskey.

Glen Grant.

Well, haven't they got anybody else they
could swap for me?

Pousticky. Small fry.

Dispensables. What do they do all day?

They're very incompetent.

They only caught Webb because he got
careless.

He was supposed to be a welder at a
missile factory.

Well, what went wrong?

He was living in a suite at the Hilton.

So, Stefan, when do I get home?

I mean, how long are you going to keep
me here? Don't complain.

For a man with a 15 -year sentence,
you're very comfortable.

We don't even torture you.

Have you seen Russian television?

John, John, you came into this with your
eyes wide open, focused firmly on the

50 ,000 pounds we're paying you. We've
had a setback. It's an occupational

hazard. Yes, but this isn't my
occupation. I'm not a...

Spy? I'm a... A corrupt businessman.

Yes. What's your hurry?

We look after you.

Cigars, vodka, girls.

Girls? Two civil engineers and a disco
thrower.

Bronze medalist?

happy, Fabienne.

It's a third -rate champagne I'd love to
drink. The people I'm going to have to

meet. Oh, how good of you. Very nice of
you.

I can't see how a reception for the
Hungarian state mime and dance company

going to attract sinister figures from
the world of Eskimos.

Uncle, cultural attachés, ministers of
tourism.

It's a well -known fact. They're all
spies.

And watch out for homosexuals.

I beg your pardon?

It's also a well -known fact that most
people involved in espionage are

homosexuals. Yes, well, I'm not
surprised either, boy.

In my grandfather's day, they used to
horseweave homosexuals. Then they

them. Now they're fashionable, and
before long, they'll be compulsory.

Champagne, sherry, or spirit.

Victoria. I need your help.

Excuse us, Mummy. I'll take care of her.

Sure. Celia, how wonderful.

What a wonderful house. Isn't it
perfectly ghastly, but you may have paid

email. Where's your George? He's getting
lost somewhere.

Beach, we're going to slip away. I'm
going to show you the greenhouse.

What better time?

Tomatoes, buns.

Champagne, sir. I don't care much for
this caterer stuff.

Have you got anything in your stolen
reserve, Beach?

Phil, click over sixty -five.

I need a Russian, Polish, Czech,
Romanian, Bulgarian, East German, or

No Chinese? No, I wouldn't take a
Chinese.

If you see someone who looks
suspicious... The only person who looks

is your uncle with my mother.

Keep your eyes open.

I am, for Daddy.

Please, Victoria.

Oh, really, Fabienne, the sort of person
you're looking for is hardly likely to

turn up at your uncle's path.

You're not helping?

Who's that man?

An Albanian, miss.

How can you tell? One can always tell an
Albanian.

It must be their bandit upbringing.

It's the way they enter a room taking
advantage of the natural cover.

It's a lie. I never touched her.

Even if I did, I'd plead diplomatic
immunity.

Please, I must know where is the
bathroom.

Stay here.

doing locked in my friend's bedroom?

I was waiting for your friend.

My friend's downstairs looking for
Eastern Europeans.

Are you one?

Hungarian, if it helps.

Yes, that'll do.

Do you work at the embassy or something?

I'm the naval attache.

You've got one too.

Victoria.

Victoria, you're not helping.

If you'll excuse me.

Where are you going?

Duty calls.

Thank you, Mrs. Fenton, for a lovely
party.

You!

Stop! Wait a minute. I want to talk to
you.

Wait!

You're for Victoria. I wanted that man.

I rather did myself.

Some idiot threw this through the
greenhouse roof and serious hurt her

Very sweet of you, love, wanting to help
John and all that. But I really don't

see what you can do.

I know you will say I'm imagining
things, but you are being followed.

Men like that are always following
girls.

He's been away with us all morning.

You go this way and I'll go that way.

And we'll see who he follows.

All right, but I'm having lunch at San
Lorenzo. Shall I see you there?

If I'm not there in half an hour, you'll
know what to do.

Yes, order your cannelloni.

Anybody seat?

Yeah, I'll help you, sir.

Haven't we met somewhere before?

You were following me in the park.

Oh, God.

I probably look different for dark
glasses.

I told them. I warned them. I said,
don't put me on outside jobs. Don't put

on following and things like that. I'll
only make a mess of it.

See, I'm a behind -the -scenes man. I
deal in broad concepts.

But I'm not cut out for this outdoor man
-in -a -trenchcoat stuff. I catch cold

and bicycles knock me over.

And people spot you.

Apparently.

Do you always wear that hat?

It was part of my disguise.

It looks ridiculous.

Who asked you to follow me?

I can't tell you. That is more than my
life's worth.

These lips are sealed.

It was that Hungarian, wasn't it?

Not necessarily.

Are you going to follow me all day?

I'm supposed to. I was just writing my
report.

But you lost me.

Well, I'm making it up.

Ah.

Did I have a nice time?

Not bad.

I'd never buy shoes there.

And you missed out lunch.

May I?

I'm going to San Lorenzo.

Okay? See you later.

Thank you.

And a word with the Home Secretary
today.

Huh? About that other matter.

Oh, did you?

Any joy?

Seems quite optimistic.

Two seats, centre court, women's
doubles.

Quite optimistic. Good.

If you couldn't get a big spy, what
about a few little ones?

Oh, really, Fabienne, you might just as
well put an advertisement in the Times.

Wanted.

Suspicious -looking Eastern European
homosexuals. Oh, come on.

We'll get John back through the normal
channels.

I can't wait that long.

I hope she's not going to do anything
foolish.

Don't worry, I'll put someone on her.

Really? You mean some sort of shadow?

Yes. Be with her two days now, just in
case.

Invite him in, ma 'am.

Into your house.

Across the threshold, as it were.

Yes, but give me a moment to change.

Oh, why was the brandy in your room, I
suppose?

Only because I've been dusting the
decanter, ma 'am. Oh, of course.

Mrs. Fenton will receive you upstairs,
sir.

Third floor.

Should I take your pants, sir? I brought
it with me because I didn't want it

stolen. It will look quite safe with
that, sir.

I assure you.

Close the door.

You must be freezing out there.

Have some brandy.

Oh, thank you. Very nice of you. I'm not
due off too late.

I was going straight home to have a hot
bath.

If you like, tomorrow night... You can
follow me to the pictures.

Oh, can we go to the classic?

It's the mummy's curse and attack of the
crab people.

If you tell me who you work for. You
can't, out of the question.

What is your name?

Baxter.

Baxter Clark.

You're obviously English.

Don't jump to conclusions.

Not in this game.

Could just be part of the cover. A
cunning device.

I'm nothing like I appear to be.

Boxer.

Come sit down beside me.

You must be tired. Weary.

Weary and cynical.

Sometimes I can hardly live with myself.

Can I come and live with you?

If you tell me things.

You're not trying to wheedle things out
of me, are you? I don't know. I don't

know what I want.

But when you sit near me, I feel so
alive inside.

I have this effect on women.

There was this friend of my mother's.
Why don't you kiss me?

I think I will.

It isn't just work yet, though.

I mean, I do want you.

So do I.

From the first time I saw you, even
wearing your hat. I feel quite excited.

Why don't you take a shower?

You're so dense.

It'll help you relax.

As long as it doesn't dampen my ardor.

Right.

I shall return wet and sexy and then
wheedle away.

Good night.

I've got one.

No thanks to you.

Come and see.

I had a double six.

Clark! Sir?

I can explain.

No, I can't.

So really, it all came out for the best
because I'm back in filing where I

belong. I enclose a photo of myself as a
memento. It was taken on a cycling

holiday when I cut my knee, hence the
bandage.

I wish you the best of luck.

Please ring me if ever you need anything
decoded.

Sincere wishes, yours faithfully, Baxter
Clark.

P .S.

I love you.

we had a little talk.

I'm listening.

Here we go again.

Why did you drug me at the airport?

And you had something to do with my
husband's arrest.

That was just my bad luck.

Your bad luck? How did I know he was
going to get arrested? Oh, I'm sorry he

made things so difficult for you. I
don't want apologies. I just want what I

in your suitcase.

My suitcase? And it's not there now.

Go on.

Go on where?

Do I make an offer?

I'm not sure I know what you're talking
about. I guess it better be a pretty

large offer.

I must think about this very carefully.

Where do I get in touch with you?

You don't.

I get in touch with you.

Tomorrow.

You too.

Do you think you could follow that man
without being seen?

Who is he?

I don't know.

But he may be just the man I'm looking
for.

Hello.

Sorry. Bye.

1644.

of a confidential nature.

I'll give you a contribution. Get off
those steps. Get out, out, out. Please.

Yes.

Madam. It's all right. Let them in.

Into the house, madam. Yes.

Let them in. Hey!

Why, you bleeding feet!

A 1644, please.

Thank you.

I'm always forgetting my keys.

And it's such a long way down.

Thank you. That's all right, madame.

I thought I heard you go out.

Oh.

There's something in my room I want.

Time for a drink?

No, no. Not tonight, madam.

Madam? That's rather formal after last
night.

On the other hand... Perhaps we will
have that drink.

Where's your husband?

Out of sight, out of mind.

It's a good news week.

It's not out for a week.

Just an hour.

Oh, I was expecting another French girl
tonight.

She also has her husband out of sight.

Oh, I hope she doesn't disturb us.

She better not.

What's she like?

Freckles. Everywhere.

She hasn't got legs as good as yours.

Not

there, darling.

Here.

My wife's in here, isn't she?

It's no good denying it. What kind of a
man do you think I am? That's her

perfume, isn't it? That's ridiculous.

I'm not new to this, you know. I've
sniffed her out of many a hotel bedroom.

Simone?

Ah.

I'm terribly sorry.

You should be. I thought you were my
wife.

And I thought you were my husband.

That's why I'm in your wardrobe.

I think I had a bit to go, darling.

I'll go with you, darling.

No, no, no. I don't know how to
apologize.

You know how dumb my husband is. It's my
wife, you see.

It happens all the time. I hope I
haven't ruined your evening. Don't

This is goodbye forever.

Forever? Never.

She even had an affair with our marriage
guidance council.

Go away. Leave me alone.

You can't mean that.

Tell him not to come.

My husband may be in the lobby.

Her husband may be in the lobby. A man
has to do what a man has to do.

I hope I haven't... Mother was right. I
should never have married a convent

girl.

What were you doing in my wardrobe?

What were you doing in my wardrobe?

Hiding. I was a woman.

Maybe she had an invitation.

You knew I was there.

Of course.

You knew I was there, but you were still
going to make love with that woman.

Look, I didn't complain when you were
seducing that boy on the bicycle while I

was hiding in the shower.

Contiki Lounge.

Your floor, sir. Contiki Lounge. What?

No, no, no.

Drive on.

Do I sense a lack of trust?

Why should I trust a spy?

First you're a waiter, then you're a
diplomat, you drug me in Bucharest,

into Michael's house, and have a face
you was a man's wife.

And no one's complained about my lips
before.

Ground floor.

She said he was a spy.

A lot of them about this time of year.

Just a minute.

Our affair is making progress.

We're in complete harmony.

Neither of us trust the other an inch.

We don't like each other very much.

Sure, I knew you were in the wardrobe.

But let me tell you the point of that
exercise.

Whenever you think he wouldn't do that,
he would.

You know what I want?

Yes. Do we have a deal?

Yes, yes, definitely.

I've got what you want.

The price?

One thousand.

Bones!

When do I collect?

I'll call you tomorrow.

I need time to arrange things.

Call me at seven.

At this number.

And remember, I would.

up to three a day.

Well, what news from the outside world?

News from England.

It seems the conscience of the nation,
so stirred by your arrest, has turned

attention to the garbage strike.

Yeah. But your little wife has been very
active.

Well, how do you know?

We have someone watching her.

What for?

Because she intends to catch a spy
herself to exchange for her loved one.

Silly cow.

Perhaps not.

Do you know this man?

Hmm?

Yeah, I do.

I can't see on you.

Here, let's take it in the park. That's
where I met her.

What's he up to with my wife?

I don't know. We can't follow her
everywhere.

Who is he?

A man we would be most willing to
exchange for you.

An enemy of Russia.

But the British aren't going to change
me for an enemy of Russia.

I'm not missed that much.

They might, if they think he's an enemy
of Britain.

Just a question of making things seem
what they are not.

You're the experts.

So your wife may solve all our problems
with a little help from her friends.

I found a spy, Baxter.

Would you like some banana?

I found a spy, a real one.

No offense.

Well, I'm very pleased for you.

Have you wheedled anything out of him
yet?

I don't need to.

I'm going to frame him.

It's a bit dirty, isn't it?

It's a dirty game, Baxter, as you should
know.

True. None of us are clean in this
business.

How are you going to frame him, then?

He thinks I have something he wants.

I'll use it as bait to get him out of
London.

And while he's away...

Evidence can be planted in this room.
What sort of evidence?

Oh, government papers, secret files,
anything you can get.

You're the perfect person.

You have access to all sorts of things.

All you have to do is steal something
secret and plant it in this man's room.

Is that all?

Yes. Oh, I thought you wanted something
difficult.

No. All you want is for me to steal
something top secret from government

for which I could get 25 years. But with
remission for good conduct, I should be

out by my early 40s.

He's the one who'll go to prison.

You can be the one to give the tip -off.

You'll get all the credit for catching
him.

You'll be a hero.

Baxter, do you want to be a firing clerk
all your life?

Just a number and a grade at the
ministry or whatever?

Yes.

Well, I do, in principle.

Who else can I turn to?

Who sent me a letter offering help if a
boy should need it?

Yes.

Now, when I need it, who's turning me
down?

Rejected.

It's me.

Are we in business?

Yes. Listen to me very carefully.

I have what you want.

I'm in Paris.

Paris? Yes.

There is a plane to Orly at 8 o 'clock.

I will be waiting for you.

Why Paris?

We're in no position to ask questions.

I came as soon as I could.

Beach!

Beach!

Beach! Wake up! Wake up! I'm being
attacked!

Beach!

Lady, it seems to take a long time for
anything to sink into pretty French.

There are a few things you're going to
tell me. First, have you got my package?

Have you?

No, no.

Not here.

Well, who has?

What was all this Paris crap?

What was that a setup for?

I was scared of you.

Of dealing with you alone.

And I had to get someone to help me.

In Paris?

It's going to be a long, hard night.

So much I want to know.

So much you're going to tell me.

What about girls?

Don't draw the grottons, bitch.

It's time for madam to get up.

Oh, my head. I feel terrible.

I feel sick.

Chloroform.

Where are we going? I don't know.

But I don't intend to arrive there.

Well, at least they don't have guts.

All together.

Thanks for giving me a hand.

Get rid of these.

I want out.

I want.

I can't go any further.

Shut up and keep walking.

highly recommend it.

I'm cold.

Go start a fire.

Do you know who those men were?

Bullshit. You've been trying to set me
up for something.

And I'm going to find out what.

I'd never seen them before.

Honestly.

Let's get this straight.

All I want is what I put in that
suitcase.

I don't know anything about the suitcase
or what was in it.

I was making it up.

I was making it all up.

Why?

No hurry.

We'll hold up for the winter.

You'll tell me.

I'm no use to you.

And we've got till May 4th.

Let's get some loot in here.

You can't keep me here like this.

They'll find me.

My uncle is a very important man.

They'll be on outright.

It'll be in all the newspapers with my
picture.

Politicians sneeze, abused.

Abducted.

All the police will be looking for me.

And the Air Force.

And the army with helicopters.

Oh, well.

So.

Now, I like mine grilled on the bone.

With a little, uh, parsley.

That one was yours.

They keep a real fine cellar here.

This is from the Loire.

It's a good French wine.

Ought to remind you of home.

Hmm? You want some?

No, thank you.

You know, I like France.

I've traveled all around it.

Normandy. Brittany?

Across the Camargue?

Following someone, I suppose.

I had a girl with me.

How wonderful for her.

Yes, I think it was.

I'm sure you'll regret it, although.

Especially with those of you both's
wives.

I'm very particular.

They have to be awake.

With you, I would find it hard to be
awake.

You've got a lot of experience, huh?

Enough.

Say, tell me.

You know when your husband was arrested
on your honeymoon?

You say before?

After?

During?

Our marriage was consumed.

Thank God it wasn't consummated.

You have a dirty mind.

Well, that's better than having a clean
record.

I have not got a clean record.

I've had many lovers.

How many?

87. Name the last two.

I can't remember names.

Anyway, it was hours ago.

You better clean up now. Get your mind
off sex.

You're such a child.

I'm not a child. I'm a woman with a will
of my own. A strong will.

I'm very determined.

I'm getting up now.

And I'm living.

And nothing is going to stop me.

Especially you.

What's the matter? It's raining.

Sleep in there and freeze to death.

I'd rather do that than... Bed than
what?

Girl, with your experience... Hey, I
could be number 88.

It'd be nice and warm.

You only have one bed to make up in the
morning?

Good night, Mr. Sutton.

Hey. You forgot something.

I forgot the news.

Good try.

But don't try it again.

Sorry about keeping you here, but it's
up to you.

Suffering from shock and exposure?

I'm suffering from... something.

Oh, yes.

Of course, it's been hours since you
took a lover.

Yes.

This much of it.

What?

I

can

see the headlines now.

Politicians need subduced.

What's the matter?

Nothing.

Why are you shaking?

I'm shaking nothing.

I'm just cold.

Nervous? I'm not nervous. I'm just cold.

Why'd you move your bed from the fire?
Stay right where you are.

Better? Mm -hmm.

Much.

You know, we could be friends.

I'd like that.

We've told each other a lot of lies, but
that isn't...

That was an even better try.

You never give up.

I have now.

Why?

Things have changed.

Is that why you came back?

Truth?

What about truth?

Guess it's about time I started telling
you the truth.

Thank you.

Thirty -five pence, please. Here you
are. Keep the change. Could we leave

please? We'd better just wait for those
two men running down the hill.

We're in an awful hurry.

We're in a hurry as well.

Please. It's very urgent. Why didn't you
say so?

First of all, local manuscripts out of
Russia. You know, political memoirs,

novels. Works that are banned by the
Soviets. I helped to get them published

the West.

That's what you put in my desk?

Yes. The war manuscript?

Well, on microfilm, of course.

Why? Well, I thought they'd caught me in
Bucharest with a hotel full of secret

police. Well, how did I know they were
there to arrest your husband?

Why didn't you tell me that before?

What you do is... Make money.

I'm not a boy scout doing good deeds. I
get paid very, very well.

Or I used to.

Now, what's your angle?

I thought you were a spy, you see.

That's why I pretended to have what you
wanted.

I was going to get you arrested and swap
for John.

Don't worry about it.

How can you get me arrested?

I'm not a spy.

You may be now.

Who is you?

Boxer, I must know.

Did you do it?

Well, you see, the thing is, my mother
came down last Tuesday and she's not

at all well. She's had this... Right
down her side, and me aunt phoned up.

not really me aunt, that's what we call
her. And there was a night porter.

Did you or didn't you?

No.

You... you didn't?

Mind you, that saved me.

You'll never speak to me again. I don't
blame you. I've let you down. I'm

pathetic.

Of course you're not.

You're wonderful.

Am I?

players. We were just about to kick off.

Who was that? Pardon? Who was that?

Yesterday's woman.

Hey, now look.

You do not have to stay.

You are a woman with a will of your own
and very determined.

Ah, you're getting up now and, uh,
leaving?

Nothing's going to stop you, especially
me.

But it may be raining.

Andres Ferenc? What do you mean, barging
in here?

You are under arrest.

How can there rest an innocent man?

It's as bad as over there.

The secret police barging in in the
middle of the night. We don't have

police. We have the special branch.

To mount to the same thing.

Fabienne, evidence was found in his
room.

Conclusive evidence that the man's a
Soviet agent.

Planted evidence.

Uncle, isn't it obvious?

That's why the Russians... Got him out
of the way.

I was with him. We were forced to go to
Scotland.

Good grief, girl.

The Russian embassy has already admitted
it. He's a spy.

That's because they want him.

I've told you what he does. Truth
positive. And don't go on about that

lost luggage. I'm going to read the
sporting page.

Morning, Trevor.

Morning, Fabienne.

Splendid news.

What? Chapley arrested last night. The
Russians have agreed to swap him for

John. I know.

Why ever not?

This man means nothing to us.

Does it do me?

Well, didn't that's something.

There he is.

Still don't like the fella.

Still looks too smooth.

Look, John's suitcase.

What? I forgot there was another one.

He must have taken it to Moscow.

You put the microphone in that suitcase.

Don't you see?

Soon as they see the film, they'll know
who you are.

When the case is here, I'll be there.

You must be the first Soviet prisoner to
put on weight.

When they take the photographs, suck
your cheeks in.

Come along, sir.

You must do something.

Nothing I can do. Wheels in motion.

Don't you want John back?

Yes, of course I do.

But for the right reason and for the
right man.

Welcome home, Comrade.

Yeah. Great. Bye.

Welcome home, sir.

Good to be back. What have I missed?

Oh, nothing much really, sir.

Weather's been pretty awful in England.

Oh. Princess Anne's taking her pilot's
license.

Good to get you, comrade.

But you didn't get the manuscript.

But we stopped the flow.

I must tell you, only needs self
-preservation, that at this very moment

manuscript is making its way toward the
west with my partner.

Here he comes.

What are you talking about?

Benton was my partner and he has a
manuscript in that case.

Ridiculous. It's made quite a fool of
you. Absurd.

Worth a look?

Stop!

Father? Stop!

Open the case.

I can't open the case.

You know why.

Open it.

I'm sorry, this isn't on my operational
schedule.

Why don't you open the case?

John's case is full of money.

Let me see.

What does it mean?

What the hell's going on?

Close it up, please.

What does this mean?

It means the exchange is off.

Take him back.

I'm afraid it means he's being paid for
his hardship.

Unless he's done an awful lot of
overtime in the salt mines.

You mean he's a bastard?

He is.

Sorry about this, sir. There's to be
some sort of hit.

I really must pretend I'm in charge.

We'll sort it out when we get there.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

Nice of you to drop in.

Got a lot of spirit, that gal.

Could almost be English.

No.

and it's all your fault.

How could you ever marry a guy like that
in the first place?

What the hell are you doing?

No time for fireworks.

Oh, you can't hit him with that.

That's used for distress signals. Don't
you understand? It's a flare gun.

What? Don't point it at me. Point it at
him. Now look what the hell you're

doing, you dummy.

I got him.

I got him!

Here, take this.

How did it work?

We'd better get back.

I think you've lost the husband.

You've lost a manuscript.

It wasn't much of a book.

It wasn't much of a husband.

I wonder what we'll do with him.

Depends on who they are.

Wait a minute.

Which bank are we on?

The West, of course. Sure?

Oh, naturally.

It's obvious.

I hope you're right, because if you're
not, the whole thing starts all over

again.

Double. Halt!

You are sure this is the West?

Of course.

Huh? Okay.