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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,560 - I trust the the food was to your satisfaction, Colonel. 2 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,000 - Your vife is a vonderful cook, Rene. 3 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:38,320 She makes rabbit taste like chicken. 4 00:00:38,359 --> 00:00:40,520 - That was chicken, Herr Colonel. 5 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,479 Rabbit, as you will, of course, know, 6 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,679 does not have a wishbone. 7 00:00:44,719 --> 00:00:45,840 - A vishbone. 8 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,799 Good, ve can make a vish! 9 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:49,000 - A little more wine? 10 00:00:49,039 --> 00:00:50,256 - No, ve've spent enough already. 11 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,039 - Uh, uh, this is on the house. 12 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:53,159 - Oh, thank you. 13 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,520 Come on, Hans, make a vish. 14 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:58,679 - I vish I could see my vife and children again very soon. 15 00:00:58,719 --> 00:01:01,479 - You're not supposed to tell your vish, dummkopf! 16 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:03,000 You'll spoil the whole thing. 17 00:01:03,039 --> 00:01:04,599 - I'm very sorry, Colonel, I... 18 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:05,840 - Rene, you. 19 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:07,519 Make a vish. 20 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,959 - Oh, this is a rare honor, Colonel. 21 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:13,840 - Little piggies only! 22 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,079 Oh. 23 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,439 - Dammit, you've won. 24 00:01:22,879 --> 00:01:25,959 - Oh, well, you can have my wish, Colonel. 25 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,200 - Vhat vas it? 26 00:01:27,239 --> 00:01:28,616 - You mustn't tell, you'll spoil it. 27 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,135 - It doesn't spoil it, if you tell it after. 28 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,000 - Oh. 29 00:01:31,040 --> 00:01:32,400 - Vhat vas it? 30 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:34,159 - Oh, I just wished that this terrible war 31 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,000 could be over very soon. 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:40,000 - Good, very good, but vhich side did you vish to vin? 33 00:01:40,040 --> 00:01:42,079 - Oh, yours, of course, Herr Colonel. 34 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:43,400 - Sensible fellow. 35 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,000 - Ah, dear Colonel, I wonder, 36 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:48,519 if I might beg a kindness from you. 37 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,159 My butter is running very low. 38 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,200 If you could let me have a pat or two, 39 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,239 just to keep me going. 40 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,359 - Of course. 41 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:56,799 Hans, make a note. 42 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:57,799 Anything else? 43 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:58,959 - Dare I mention sugar? 44 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:00,519 - Of course. 45 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,656 - And five liters of paraffin would be most acceptable. 46 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,159 - This vill be most difficult. 47 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,319 I have to account for everything in the store. 48 00:02:06,359 --> 00:02:09,479 Room six is at your disposal, 49 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,919 Colonel, as usual, and one of my girls was inquiring 50 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,840 after you only five minutes ago. 51 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:16,039 - Vhich vone? 52 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:17,159 - Yvette. 53 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:20,800 Five liters. 54 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:23,039 - With respect, Herr Colonel, Yvette is 10 liters. 55 00:02:26,879 --> 00:02:28,919 - Does that include the feather duster? 56 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:29,960 - Of course. 57 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:35,120 - 10 liters, Hans. - 10 liters. 58 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,879 - Room six for 10 liters, six for me, four for you. 59 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:42,199 - Oh, not zee wet celery and zee flying 'elmet? 60 00:02:42,240 --> 00:02:44,000 - No, the feather duster. 61 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:47,199 But throw in the egg whisk, 62 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:48,800 we might get some gasoline, as well. 63 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:51,895 - There is someone to see you in the back room. 64 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:52,759 Who is it? 65 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:53,599 - Eet ees a woman. 66 00:02:53,639 --> 00:02:54,479 She has a gun. 67 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,599 - What? 68 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:57,439 She does not have a pram, does she? 69 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:00,015 - No, but she is with two men. 70 00:03:00,039 --> 00:03:02,560 - Oh, I will see her. 71 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:04,039 - Rene? - What? 72 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,360 - Rene, do not think badly of me and the things I do. 73 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,080 I do eet for my poor, widowed mother. 74 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:11,800 She needs the paraffin. 75 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:13,240 She has cold feet. 76 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,879 But she must never, never know how I get eet. 77 00:03:16,919 --> 00:03:18,400 Promise? 78 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:22,120 Yvette, your secret is safe with me. 79 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,280 And the captain and the colonel. 80 00:03:26,360 --> 00:03:28,039 And the pianist and my wife. 81 00:03:29,479 --> 00:03:31,560 And the ironmonger in the Rue de Grenoble. 82 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:33,319 - 'ow does 'e know about eet? 83 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,439 - He supplies the feather duster and the egg whisk. 84 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:41,000 - Don't move. 85 00:03:41,039 --> 00:03:42,039 - What? 86 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:42,960 - My name is Michelle Dubois. 87 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:44,360 Time is very short. 88 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:47,120 Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once. 89 00:03:47,159 --> 00:03:48,159 - I beg your pardon. 90 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,280 - I shall say this only once. 91 00:03:53,319 --> 00:03:55,360 - No, I didn't quite catch your name. 92 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,199 - My name is Michelle Dubois, you are Rene Artois. 93 00:03:58,240 --> 00:03:59,599 - Yes, I know that, I was... 94 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:00,639 - Sit down! 95 00:04:01,319 --> 00:04:02,599 Just leesten. 96 00:04:03,599 --> 00:04:05,680 We are members of Lifeline. 97 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:08,680 Our mission is to asseest the escape of allied airmen, 98 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:11,719 and get zem back to England, so zey can fight again. 99 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:14,439 Until yesterday, we had a safehouse in Nouvion. 100 00:04:14,479 --> 00:04:17,199 Unfortunately, it has been blown. 101 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:18,639 Tsk, it was terreeble. 102 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:21,399 It was a little cafe, just like thees. 103 00:04:21,439 --> 00:04:23,519 With a patron, just like you. 104 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,959 Zey took heem and hees wife out into the town square, 105 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,560 and shot them in cold blood. 106 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:32,160 I shall never forget the look on his face as he stood zere. 107 00:04:32,199 --> 00:04:34,800 He was the greatest man I ever knew. 108 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,879 He sang the Marseillaise. 109 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,000 Three bar into the second chorus, a volley of shot rang out, 110 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,480 and he slumped against the ropes that held him to the post. 111 00:04:46,079 --> 00:04:48,720 - Why are you telling me this? 112 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,160 - Your cafe is to be the next safehouse. 113 00:04:55,639 --> 00:04:59,279 - Ah, oh, well, if you don't mind my saying, 114 00:04:59,319 --> 00:05:01,439 it's not a very good choice. 115 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,199 No, this, this house is most terribly unsafe. 116 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,199 It it crawling with Germans. 117 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:08,279 - But you are on very good terms with zem. 118 00:05:08,319 --> 00:05:10,360 - Well, yes, and, again, no! 119 00:05:10,399 --> 00:05:11,399 Let us say we get on. 120 00:05:11,439 --> 00:05:13,160 Well, we have to, do we not? 121 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:14,839 I mean, just because they are the enemy, 122 00:05:14,879 --> 00:05:17,879 does not mean you can be rude to people, not in my business. 123 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,399 - Good. 124 00:05:19,439 --> 00:05:21,560 You are about to perform a great service for France. 125 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:23,360 Zee escaping airmen will 'ide 'ere 126 00:05:23,399 --> 00:05:25,519 until you give zem zee forged papers. 127 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,800 - But where will I get forged papers? 128 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,000 - A man will live 'ere in your cellar. 129 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,560 - Huh? - He is an expert forger. 130 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:34,439 He will forge the papers, and give them to you. 131 00:05:34,480 --> 00:05:37,439 - Oh, well, well, could I not just post the papers? 132 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,815 To wherever the airmen were before they came here? 133 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:41,759 Save them a journey! 134 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,839 I mean, it's no trouble. 135 00:05:42,879 --> 00:05:44,160 I would even pay for the stamp. 136 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:47,200 - If the letter was intercepted, 137 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,800 it would be traced back to you, 138 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:53,279 and you would find yourself in the town square, dead. 139 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,720 - Your way is best. 140 00:05:56,040 --> 00:05:57,815 Well, where is this man who is to do the forging? 141 00:05:57,839 --> 00:06:00,480 - Oh, it is better that you do not know his whereabouts. 142 00:06:00,519 --> 00:06:04,199 But, for the moment, he is in a very safe place. 143 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:12,120 ♪ How would you like to be 144 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:15,600 ♪ Down by the Seine with me 145 00:06:15,639 --> 00:06:20,079 ♪ Oh, what I'd give for an hour or two 146 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,439 ♪ Under the bridges of Paris with you 147 00:06:36,879 --> 00:06:41,199 ♪ And I'll make your dreams come true 148 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,839 ♪ How would you like to be 149 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:48,560 ♪ Down by the Seine with me 150 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:52,800 ♪ Oh, what I'd give for an hour or two 151 00:06:52,839 --> 00:06:54,120 ♪ To be back 152 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:22,800 - I want you in the back room. 153 00:07:22,839 --> 00:07:25,000 - Oh, Monsieur Rene, what about your wife? 154 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,160 - This is a matter of utmost urgency. 155 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:31,120 - But with you it is always a matter of utmost urgency. 156 00:07:32,639 --> 00:07:34,439 - We shall be doing this for France. 157 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,000 - No, you are the one who does it for France. 158 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,199 I'm just a waitress. 159 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,360 - Do as you're told! 160 00:07:40,399 --> 00:07:43,319 Yvette, Edith, in the back room. 161 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,439 Michelle, this is my wife, Edith. 162 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,040 I have told her everything. 163 00:07:52,079 --> 00:07:52,879 - Will she talk. 164 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:54,079 - Incessantly. 165 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,399 But not about anything important. 166 00:07:57,439 --> 00:07:59,399 This is Yvette and this is Maria. 167 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:00,720 - Are they wiz us? 168 00:08:00,759 --> 00:08:02,255 Do they understand the need for secrecy? 169 00:08:02,279 --> 00:08:04,079 - They will give nothing away. 170 00:08:04,120 --> 00:08:05,120 Especially this one. 171 00:08:06,439 --> 00:08:08,279 - Right, leesten very carefully. 172 00:08:08,319 --> 00:08:10,519 I shall say this only once. 173 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:14,319 The forger, Monsieur LeClerc, will arrive tomorrow. 174 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,959 You will pass him off as a cousin, 175 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,199 who has come to help you in the restaurant. 176 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,759 - He will need papers. 177 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,319 - He is a forger, he will make his own papers. 178 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,439 - Of course. 179 00:08:24,480 --> 00:08:25,536 How quickly I have lost the thread 180 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:26,920 of this tapestry of intrigue. 181 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:32,720 - Two British airmen are in a farmhouse 20 miles from here. 182 00:08:32,759 --> 00:08:37,000 They will arrive in four days, disguised as onion sellers. 183 00:08:37,039 --> 00:08:39,519 - But onions are not in season! 184 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:41,840 - That is 'ow you will know they are the airmen. 185 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:45,799 You will conceal them 186 00:08:45,840 --> 00:08:48,399 until Monsieur LeClerc has prepared their papers. 187 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,200 Now, did my men come to fix a radio transmitter? 188 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,519 - Yes! 189 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:53,576 They, uh, put it in the attic room. 190 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,200 - Eet ees the room of my mother. 191 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:57,120 - It is the only place where nobody goes 192 00:08:57,159 --> 00:08:58,679 unless they have to. 193 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:02,200 But I wish to speak with you about that. 194 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,120 It is not very convenient! 195 00:09:04,159 --> 00:09:05,000 - Well, show me. 196 00:09:05,039 --> 00:09:06,679 Follow me. 197 00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,519 - One moment. 198 00:09:13,559 --> 00:09:15,559 Is your wife's mother prepared to die for France? 199 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,200 - She's been prepared to die for 30 years. 200 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:20,559 But she doesn't go! 201 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,399 I think God does not want the aggravation. 202 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,360 Visitors, Mama! 203 00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,960 - What is eet? 204 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 - Visitors to see you! 205 00:09:36,039 --> 00:09:38,320 - I do not want to see anybody. 206 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:41,120 Tell them to come back tomorrow. 207 00:09:41,159 --> 00:09:43,559 - They can't, it's the Resistance. 208 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,120 - I do not need any assistance. 209 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:50,399 - No! It is the French Resistance! 210 00:09:51,279 --> 00:09:52,600 - You fool! 211 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:54,399 Do you want the 'ole town to 'ear? 212 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:56,919 Where is the transmitter? 213 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,799 - Here, here. 214 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,000 - One, two, sree. 215 00:10:00,559 --> 00:10:01,816 - What are you doing? - We won't be long, Mother. 216 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,759 What is it you're doing? 217 00:10:03,799 --> 00:10:05,080 Ah, oh, Rene! 218 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,216 You see? You see what I mean? 219 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,960 It is not very convenient. 220 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,240 - Where is the speaker? 221 00:10:10,279 --> 00:10:11,799 - That is the other problem. 222 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:14,120 Oh, ho, ho, oh, what are you? 223 00:10:14,159 --> 00:10:16,840 Oh, what is happening underneath? 224 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,000 - You see? 225 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:25,399 I cannot make her understand that she must not use this one. 226 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:29,200 Just use the one in the cupboard. 227 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,200 You must use this! 228 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,799 - I do not want to go. 229 00:10:34,279 --> 00:10:38,000 - No, but when you do, you must use this one. 230 00:10:38,039 --> 00:10:40,799 - In front of strangers? 231 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:41,840 Never! 232 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:45,559 - Yvette, have you fixed up the aerial and the earth? 233 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:47,080 I did as I was shown. 234 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,000 - Your men told us to use the metal bed as the aerial, 235 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,039 and the water pipes as the earth. 236 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,399 - But where is the power? 237 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,679 - Maria, switch on the power. 238 00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,600 - Turn it off! 239 00:11:01,799 --> 00:11:05,799 You fools, you have earthed my wife's mother! 240 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:09,679 - All right, all right, I give in. 241 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:11,399 I do want to go. 242 00:11:16,799 --> 00:11:17,919 WEBVTT 00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0 243 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:27,399 - Pretty place, France. 244 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,559 Don't you think so, Fairfax? 245 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,639 Napoleon planted all these trees, you know. 246 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:36,320 - Wonder he found time to fight any battles. 247 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,840 - He didn't do it personally, fathead. 248 00:11:38,879 --> 00:11:41,480 He had them planted to keep the sun off his troops, 249 00:11:41,519 --> 00:11:43,480 while they were marching up and down. 250 00:11:46,399 --> 00:11:47,976 Have you noticed whenever we pass these peasant people, 251 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,639 they seem to stare at us in rather an odd way? 252 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:52,719 - Maybe it's because you're riding a girl's bicycle. 253 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 - I think, perhaps, we're doing something wrong. 254 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,480 Fairfax, I think I've cracked it. 255 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:13,279 We're riding on the wrong side of the road. 256 00:12:15,039 --> 00:12:18,559 ♪ Wouldn't you like to be 257 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:22,519 ♪ Down by the Seine with me 258 00:12:23,240 --> 00:12:27,480 ♪ Under the bridges of Paris with you 259 00:12:27,519 --> 00:12:32,039 ♪ I'll make your dreams come true 260 00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:37,639 - Yvette, back room. 261 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,440 Check that door. 262 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:49,159 - Clear. 263 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,039 - Check the window. 264 00:12:54,639 --> 00:12:55,759 - Clear. 265 00:12:55,799 --> 00:12:56,936 - Did anybody see you leave the bar? 266 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:57,799 - No. 267 00:12:57,840 --> 00:12:58,840 - Good. 268 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:05,080 - Rene, have you told your wife about us yet? 269 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,360 - No! 270 00:13:06,399 --> 00:13:09,039 No, we must wait until the war is over. 271 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,039 - But the war might go on forever. 272 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,799 - No, no, no. 273 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,559 The British will set us free one day. 274 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:18,639 It may take years, but they will come. 275 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:20,840 - Hello! 276 00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:28,799 Hello! 277 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,159 - Zee British are 'ere! 278 00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,240 - What? 279 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,039 Well, yes, but it will take more than two 280 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:42,399 before I tell the wife. 281 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,960 - Are you expecting us, by any chance? 282 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,600 - What does he say? 283 00:13:50,639 --> 00:13:52,360 - I don't know, I don't speak English. 284 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:53,799 - Neither do I. 285 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:58,080 - We wish to talk to Monsieur Rene. 286 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,879 - Ah, Rene. 287 00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:02,440 - Ah, ah, ah, ah. 288 00:14:02,480 --> 00:14:06,799 We, we British, uh, come from the sky, ah, shot down. 289 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,279 Um, ah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah- hah. 290 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,759 British. 291 00:14:11,799 --> 00:14:12,840 Um, ha, oh. 292 00:14:12,879 --> 00:14:14,440 ♪ God save our gracious King 293 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:16,639 - Ah-hah-hah. 294 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:18,000 - I 'ave eet. 295 00:14:18,039 --> 00:14:21,000 They are the airmen, but they are two days too soon. 296 00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:22,399 - You are two days too soon. 297 00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:24,320 - What's he say? 298 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,600 - I don't know. 299 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:27,639 Never understood a word of the language. 300 00:14:29,639 --> 00:14:30,960 - You, heh? 301 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,799 Are two days 302 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,759 too soon. 303 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:34,720 Too soon. 304 00:14:34,759 --> 00:14:35,600 Hah? 305 00:14:35,639 --> 00:14:37,399 - What's he going on about? 306 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,600 - Uh, I think he wants your watch before he lets us in. 307 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,000 - Oh, surely not. 308 00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:42,360 - Too soon, yeah! 309 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:43,416 - Yeah, well you'd better give it to him. 310 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:45,039 We can't stand out here forever. 311 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,799 - Blasting French twit! 312 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,679 They left us absolutely stranded at Dunkirk, you know. 313 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,375 If we have to give him a watch to get us through the window, 314 00:14:52,399 --> 00:14:54,759 God knows what he'll want before we get food. 315 00:14:54,799 --> 00:14:55,799 - Now... 316 00:14:58,519 --> 00:15:00,200 Why is he giving me his watch? 317 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,840 - Maybe zee British are grateful, 318 00:15:02,879 --> 00:15:04,080 because we fought zee Germans, 319 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,799 while zey ran away at Dunkirk? 320 00:15:07,799 --> 00:15:10,000 You had best keep it, zey might be offended. 321 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:10,879 - Ah. 322 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:12,279 Thank you! 323 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,000 - Look, he's pocketing the damn thing! 324 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,399 What'd I tell you? 325 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,759 - Hey, I don't want them here, 326 00:15:16,799 --> 00:15:19,120 this place is crawling with Germans. 327 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:20,440 Ah-hah-hah-hah. 328 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,855 Well, what am I going to do with them? 329 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,039 - We must 'ide zem, until we can talk to Michelle. 330 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,120 - Hide them, she says. 331 00:15:25,159 --> 00:15:26,840 Where am I going to hide them? 332 00:15:26,879 --> 00:15:27,720 - What are they talking about? 333 00:15:27,759 --> 00:15:29,200 - I dunno. 334 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:31,400 Perhaps they're thinking up some way to get your watch. 335 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,840 I don't know about you, but I'm damn peckish. 336 00:15:33,879 --> 00:15:34,879 - Mmm. 337 00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,440 - Me hungry. 338 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,240 Hungry! 339 00:15:43,919 --> 00:15:45,039 Ngah, ngah! 340 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,200 - What ees wrong wiz 'eem? 341 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,840 - I think has the toothache. 342 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,976 - Well, we cannot just take zem to a denteest. 343 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,879 - No, no. 344 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,559 Eh, ah-ah-ah no dentist. 345 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,120 - That's definite enough, no food. 346 00:15:58,159 --> 00:15:59,360 Told you he wanted the watch. 347 00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:02,879 Here you are, you mercenary frog! 348 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,120 - Thank you! 349 00:16:08,159 --> 00:16:09,840 - Ngah, ngah, ngah! 350 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,080 - Ah, ah, ah, gnh, gnh. 351 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:16,360 Ngah, ngah, ngah! 352 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,399 - What do you make of that? 353 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,200 - Perhaps we're getting sardines. 354 00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:27,799 - How can I make them understand we have to hide them? 355 00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:28,840 Hunh, ah. 356 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,639 - Leave it to me. 357 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:47,480 - What do you make of that? 358 00:16:47,519 --> 00:16:50,279 - I think she wants me to go behind the curtains with her. 359 00:16:51,679 --> 00:16:53,320 - Well, in that case, what are those for? 360 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,799 - Maybe she's got a sticky catch on her bra. 361 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,799 - As senior officer, I think I should go first. 362 00:17:01,840 --> 00:17:03,799 Oh! 363 00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:04,840 Well, it wasn't that. 364 00:17:05,680 --> 00:17:06,680 - He's nobby. 365 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,240 - Ah, Michelle. 366 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,000 These two idiots are here two days too soon. 367 00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,960 What am I going to do with them? 368 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,000 - You must 'ide them. 369 00:17:16,039 --> 00:17:17,279 - I can't hide them. 370 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:19,359 I have no time to organize things. 371 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,759 I have not yet prepared the cellar. 372 00:17:21,799 --> 00:17:23,920 - Then you must 'ide them where no one will look. 373 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,599 In the cafe under the noses of the Zhermans. 374 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,960 Where? 375 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,656 Go and find us a table, where we will be alone. 376 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:32,160 I have a little English, I will explain. 377 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:35,680 Okay, chaps, follow the boss. 378 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:38,039 - Oh, thank God, she speaks English! 379 00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:42,359 - Maria, these are two British airmen. 380 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,720 Shh-shh, I want you to take care of them. 381 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:45,640 - Both of zem? 382 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:47,680 - Yes, of course, both of them. 383 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:49,200 - At zee same time? 384 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,920 But my room is so small. 385 00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:53,880 - Find them a table! 386 00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:54,920 - Ah. 387 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:56,920 Come. 388 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,119 - Rene. 389 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,640 The messenger has just been. 390 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,616 Monsieur LeClerc, the forger, will be here any minute. 391 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:07,480 - What? 392 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:08,960 Well, how will we recognize him? 393 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,160 - He will come to the bar and order a cognac. 394 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,200 - Yeah? 395 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,079 - He will zen ask for a light. 396 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,279 - Yeah. 397 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:15,456 - You will say you have no matches. 398 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:17,440 Zen he will reveal himself. 399 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,440 - Yeah. 400 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,160 Cognac, a light, no matches. 401 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:25,319 Good, I will stay here in case he arrive. 402 00:18:25,359 --> 00:18:26,640 - Should I sing another song? 403 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:27,680 - No! 404 00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,279 We're in enough trouble already. 405 00:18:41,079 --> 00:18:43,440 - Hans, you see zat officer zere? 406 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,559 I do not recognize him. 407 00:18:45,599 --> 00:18:47,440 - Perhaps he's on leave from the Russian front. 408 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,240 - That's what they all say. 409 00:18:49,279 --> 00:18:50,599 Watch him. 410 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,240 He could be attached to intelligence. 411 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:53,976 If he finds out we've been putting a little away 412 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,400 for a rainy day, things could get very difficult for us. 413 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,839 - Perhaps we should move the silver and the paintings. 414 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,279 - Never mention the silver 415 00:19:01,319 --> 00:19:02,880 and the paintings. 416 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,680 - Ah, you are patron. 417 00:19:09,599 --> 00:19:13,440 May an old man sing a few songs for your customers? 418 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:14,440 - Ach. 419 00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,839 - Ah, please, I am an old soldiers. 420 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,880 No money, no pension. 421 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:20,319 Oh, all right. 422 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,279 One song only, though, and then on your way, ah? 423 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,079 - Ah, heh-heh-heh. 424 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,376 - Good evening, Herr Lieutenant. 425 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,519 - Ah. - And what is your pleasure? 426 00:19:27,559 --> 00:19:29,359 - I would like a cognac, if you please. 427 00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,559 - Maria, cognac for the officer. 428 00:19:31,599 --> 00:19:32,960 If you would like to, uh... 429 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000 - Why not, why not. 430 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,079 - Ah, heh, heh. 431 00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:55,079 Heh. 432 00:19:57,359 --> 00:20:01,119 I, I, I expect you would like a light. 433 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,400 - Thank you, you're very kind. 434 00:20:04,279 --> 00:20:06,400 - I have no matches. 435 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,960 - Zen vhy do you ask me if I vould like a light? 436 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,720 - I'm very sorry. 437 00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,400 - If you have no matches, take mine. 438 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:23,799 I have a spare box. 439 00:20:23,839 --> 00:20:24,839 - Ah. 440 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,000 Are you one of them? 441 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:33,440 - Vell, it, it vas very lonely on zee Russian front. 442 00:20:38,039 --> 00:20:39,440 - Well? 443 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:41,039 - A cognac, if you please. 444 00:20:41,079 --> 00:20:42,599 - Maria, cognac. 445 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:02,240 - Ah, do you have a light? 446 00:21:03,519 --> 00:21:04,759 - What do you want a light for? 447 00:21:04,799 --> 00:21:05,799 I just lit it! 448 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,119 - Oh, well, I, I don't want the 449 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,400 light. 450 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:12,839 I just wondered if he had the 451 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:16,319 - I have no matches. 452 00:21:18,279 --> 00:21:20,119 - I've just given you some matches. 453 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:29,440 - These are your matches, they're not my matches! 454 00:21:31,680 --> 00:21:33,160 - Is he one of us? 455 00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,599 - No, he's one of them. 456 00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:37,839 - Please, you don't have to tell everybody! 457 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,400 WEBVTT 00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0 458 00:21:42,599 --> 00:21:45,960 - This is Colonel von Strohm's secretary speaking. 459 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,599 The Colonel is requiring three kilos of butter, 460 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,039 two kilos of sugar, 10 liters of paraffin, 461 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,759 and 20 liters of gasoline. 462 00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:58,000 Yes, you're right, it vas zee egg vhisk again. 463 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,079 - It is not much to look at, Herr Colonel. 464 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,680 - Hans, you ignorant peasant. 465 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,000 Zis is probably the first cuckoo clock ever made. 466 00:22:14,039 --> 00:22:16,240 Absolutely priceless. 467 00:22:16,279 --> 00:22:20,799 Und zis, zis is The Fallen Madonna by van Klomp. 468 00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:24,440 It vill fetch a fortune after zee var. 469 00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,160 - Is it vise to have it in your office? 470 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:27,960 - Who'll see it, apart from Helga? 471 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,960 - Come to think of it, it looks a little like Helga. 472 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000 - You, too? 473 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,559 - Is zis zee office of Colonel von Strohm? 474 00:22:43,599 --> 00:22:44,799 - Yes. 475 00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:46,640 Have you appointment? 476 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,119 - My name is Otto Flick, Gestapo. 477 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,759 - Ah, you don't need an appointment. 478 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:57,840 I vill tell the colonel that you are here. 479 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,880 - Stop. 480 00:22:59,839 --> 00:23:01,599 Your top button is undone. 481 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,440 - Yes, Herr Flick. 482 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:03,359 - Attend to it. 483 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,160 - Yes, Herr Flick. 484 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720 - Stop. 485 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,680 Zee seam of your left stocking is crooked. 486 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,160 - Yes, Herr Flick? 487 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:20,720 - Attend to it. 488 00:23:20,759 --> 00:23:22,359 - Yes, Herr Flick. 489 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:30,279 - Stop. 490 00:23:32,279 --> 00:23:35,160 Your right stocking is also crooked. 491 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,759 - Yes, Herr Flick? 492 00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:38,319 - Attend to it. 493 00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,160 - Yes, Herr Flick. 494 00:23:53,119 --> 00:23:56,599 Colonel, a man from the Gestapo is here to see you. 495 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:57,640 Gestapo! 496 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:00,880 - Did he say what for? 497 00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:04,039 - No, but he notices everything. 498 00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:06,640 - Keep him busy for a minute. 499 00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:12,640 - Colonel! 500 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,039 In the drawer! 501 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,039 - Qveeck, Hans! 502 00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:16,920 The clock! 503 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,039 - Whoa! 504 00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:33,519 - Herr Colonel, Herr Otto Flick. 505 00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,559 - Heil Hitler. 506 00:24:37,599 --> 00:24:39,559 - 'tler. 507 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,960 - Zis is my assistant, Captain Hans Geering. 508 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,880 - He seems very young to be here. 509 00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:53,400 Vhy is he not at zee front? 510 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,319 - He has many medical problems. 511 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,359 - My orders are directly from Berlin. 512 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,640 From zee Fuehrer himself. 513 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,000 Zee Chateau Frontenac is in your district. 514 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:08,200 It has come to his attention, 515 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,160 zat in zee Frontenac collection 516 00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,279 is The Fallen Madonna by van Klomp. 517 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,799 The Fuehrer vould like zis for his collection, 518 00:25:17,839 --> 00:25:19,799 but I have bad news. 519 00:25:19,839 --> 00:25:24,559 Vhen I visited zee Chateau, it has already been taken avay, 520 00:25:24,599 --> 00:25:29,039 along wiz one or two other valuable pieces. 521 00:25:29,079 --> 00:25:30,799 - It is the French. 522 00:25:30,839 --> 00:25:32,000 They pinch everything. 523 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:37,200 - I shall remain in zee district until it is found. 524 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,960 You vill instigate searches immediately. 525 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,400 - Very good, Herr Flick. 526 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:44,119 - You vill report progress tomorrow at... 527 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:46,119 Vhat time shall ve say? 528 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:02,519 - Five o'clock? 529 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:08,319 - Very well, at five o'clock tomorrow. 530 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,440 Heil Hitler. 531 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,519 - Heil Hitler. - 'tler. 532 00:26:12,799 --> 00:26:17,319 - Ah, eh, eh, close-air, close-air, yeah, yeah, hah-hah. 533 00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,200 Yeah. 534 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,720 - What's he up to now? 535 00:26:21,759 --> 00:26:22,920 - I don't know. 536 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,599 Think it's for our false-identity papers. 537 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:28,800 WEBVTT 00:00:00.000, MPEGTS:0 538 00:26:29,119 --> 00:26:30,400 - Allo, allo. 539 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,200 This is Nighthawk. 540 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,799 Can you 'ear me, can you 'ear me. 541 00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:36,839 Over. 542 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,839 - Of course I can hear you. 543 00:26:41,799 --> 00:26:43,480 - Not you, shut up! 544 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:48,599 Allo, allo. 545 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,279 Pass your message. 546 00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:52,216 - What is the code to tell them 547 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,160 that the British airmen have arrived? 548 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200 - Ah. 549 00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:55,880 The little cupboard is full. 550 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,160 - What? What is that? 551 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,559 - The little cupboard is full. 552 00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:01,920 - Oh, no, no, no. 553 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,200 I have not used it all today! 554 00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:10,920 Allo, allo. 555 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,359 Listen carefully, Nighthawk, here is your message. 556 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:17,799 - Get the code book, the code book. 557 00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:20,240 Aunt Eloise and her sister 558 00:27:20,279 --> 00:27:22,920 will arrive on Thursday. 559 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:24,079 Over. 560 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:25,359 - Look up Aunt Eloise. 561 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,359 - We have no Aunt Eloise. 562 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,200 - Aunt Eloise, this means two airmen. 563 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:33,599 - Two airmen. 564 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,680 - Well, zey cannot have zis bed. 565 00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:37,000 - Here, look up Thursday. 566 00:27:37,039 --> 00:27:39,240 - Thursday means Thursday? 567 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,400 - That's today, and we have not got rid 568 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,680 of the other two yet! 569 00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,160 They must get a move on down there. 570 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:47,400 - Oh, no, no. 571 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,880 Oh, no, do not leave me like zees. 572 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:51,920 - Shut up. 573 00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:01,079 - Monsieur LeClerc, I have a problem. 574 00:28:01,119 --> 00:28:02,456 How soon before the papers are finished, 575 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,039 so I can rid of these two? 576 00:28:04,079 --> 00:28:08,559 - Well, there is the printing, the signatures, and stamps. 577 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,839 Yeah, 10 days. 578 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,359 - 10 days? 579 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,376 But I've got another two airmen arriving any minute. 580 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,119 I must get rid of these two. 581 00:28:16,160 --> 00:28:17,160 - Is not posseeble. 582 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,200 - Oh, my God! 583 00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:19,599 - What's going on now? 584 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,119 - Well, they flap about anything, these geezers. 585 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,119 - Rene, Colonel von Strohm is upstairs. 586 00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,359 He is in a panic. 587 00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,039 He wishes to see you immediately. 588 00:28:27,079 --> 00:28:28,440 - What? 589 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:32,119 If he finds these two here, we'll all be shot! 590 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:39,559 - Good God! 591 00:28:39,599 --> 00:28:41,160 Do you know what this means? 592 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,400 Hitler's upstairs! 593 00:28:46,839 --> 00:28:48,400 - He's here. 594 00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,279 - Ah, my dear Colonel, what can I do for you? 595 00:28:51,319 --> 00:28:53,799 - Zis is a matter of great delicacy. 596 00:28:53,839 --> 00:28:56,599 You are in possession of German butter, sugar, 597 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,079 paraffin, and gasoline, for which you can be shot! 598 00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:01,759 - But you gave them to me. 599 00:29:01,799 --> 00:29:03,000 - Your vord against mine. 600 00:29:03,039 --> 00:29:04,119 - Your vord against his. 601 00:29:05,519 --> 00:29:07,799 - However, I'm prepared to overlook zis, 602 00:29:07,839 --> 00:29:10,400 if you will agree to hide a few little articles, 603 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,799 and a vorthless picture from the Chateau. 604 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:15,920 - Ah, is it The Reclining Madona with the Big Boobies? 605 00:29:17,599 --> 00:29:19,400 - How did you know about zis? 606 00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:20,920 - Well, I told you where it was 607 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:23,279 in return for the motorcycle, the chocolate, 608 00:29:23,319 --> 00:29:25,359 and the fact that you were going to shoot me. 609 00:29:26,839 --> 00:29:28,055 - Well, I have to hide it again, 610 00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:30,160 zee Gestapo are looking for it. 611 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,759 You vill put it in your cellar. 612 00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:33,000 - What? Cellar? 613 00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,319 Well, well, what if they find it? 614 00:29:34,359 --> 00:29:35,759 - They will shoot you. 615 00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:37,359 - Well, then, why should I hide it. 616 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,200 - Because if you don't, I vill have you shot 617 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:44,559 for zee butter, zee sugar, zee paraffin, und zee gasoline. 618 00:29:44,599 --> 00:29:47,559 - I will be glad when this war is over. 619 00:29:47,599 --> 00:29:50,119 Maria, Yvette, take these worthless parcels 620 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,319 and put them in the cellar. 621 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,880 Oh, my God, the British airmen are here already! 622 00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,720 Jacques, Pierre, my old friends! 623 00:29:57,759 --> 00:30:00,400 Wine on the house, for my old friends, 624 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,680 Jacques and Pierre, the onion sellers. 625 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,880 - You are very kind, Monsieur, but my name is Claude. 626 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:07,960 This is Alex. 627 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,480 This is our first visit here. 628 00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:11,559 - Well, in that case, you can pay for your own wine. 629 00:30:12,799 --> 00:30:13,759 God, where did they go? 630 00:30:13,799 --> 00:30:14,815 - They went down to cellar 631 00:30:14,839 --> 00:30:16,200 to make sure it was not too damp 632 00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,200 for The Reclining Madonna with the Big Boobies. 633 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:24,759 - You better brush up on the Marseillaise. 634 00:30:28,039 --> 00:30:28,880 - Psst. 635 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,400 I say, chaps. 636 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:31,960 I've news for you. 637 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,160 Two more British airmen are coming here very soon. 638 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,759 - Oh, good show, what are their names? 639 00:30:35,799 --> 00:30:36,599 Do we know them? 640 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:37,720 She's gone. 641 00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:39,160 - They don't hang about, do they? 642 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,519 - I say, that's a jolly good disguise. 643 00:30:42,559 --> 00:30:43,799 - Yes! 644 00:30:43,839 --> 00:30:45,559 Where did you get the togs? 645 00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:47,359 Did you clobber a couple of Jerries?' 646 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,759 - Monsieur Rene, vhat are these Englishmen doing here? 647 00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:53,039 - Well... - Rene! 648 00:30:53,079 --> 00:30:55,720 Otto Flick from the Gestapo is upstairs! 649 00:30:55,759 --> 00:30:56,480 - What? 650 00:30:56,519 --> 00:30:58,160 - How very convenient. 651 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,400 - You know, I've got a nasty feeling he's not one of us. 652 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,799 - Harboring escaping British prisoners, hmm? 653 00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:06,920 Vhen I tell the Gestapo what I have found, 654 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:09,119 I will get a medal for this. 655 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,519 - And what about the picture? 656 00:31:10,559 --> 00:31:12,480 - I will say you stole it and concealed it. 657 00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:15,200 - Ah, but, Colonel, the Gestapo will take the picture 658 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:18,319 back to Berlin, and then pfft goes your pension. 659 00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:20,439 - I think Rene has a very good point, there, Colonel. 660 00:31:23,039 --> 00:31:24,079 - Keep zem quiet. 661 00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:26,480 I vill deal with the Gestapo. 662 00:31:31,079 --> 00:31:32,640 - Have you found zee treasure. 663 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,400 - Ve have just searched the cellar. 664 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,319 Not a smell of it. 665 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:38,000 - Continue to look. 666 00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:41,759 I shall not return to Berlin, until zee picture is found. 667 00:31:41,799 --> 00:31:42,599 Heil Hitler. 668 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,079 - Heil Hitler. 669 00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:44,119 - 'tler. 670 00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:45,640 Ach! 671 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,039 Dah! 672 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:51,039 Gilles, Pierre, Jacques, Emile, my old friends, come in. 673 00:31:53,119 --> 00:31:54,799 Sit down, sit down, wine on the house 674 00:31:54,839 --> 00:31:58,960 for my old friends, Pierre, Emile, and Jacques, and Gilles. 675 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,359 - Zere are suddenly in zis town many onion sellers. 676 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,200 - It is a festival, Herr Flick. 677 00:32:11,599 --> 00:32:14,279 Every year they gather in the town 678 00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:16,240 to examine each other's onions. 679 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,599 They do the Dance of the Onions. 680 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,000 And at midnight they have the Feast of the Onions. 681 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:30,359 Where they just eat and eat all the onions. 682 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,599 - It sounds very strange to me. 683 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,759 - By three o'clock in the morning, it sounds unbelievable. 684 00:32:42,599 --> 00:32:44,680 - Until tomorrow, Colonel. 685 00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,519 Heil Hitler. 686 00:32:45,559 --> 00:32:47,480 - Heil Hitler. - 'tler. 687 00:32:51,079 --> 00:32:52,119 - Heil Hitler. 688 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,319 - Why not? 689 00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,400 - Monsieur Rene, I have just saved your life. 690 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:03,079 - I am eternally grateful, Colonel. 691 00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:05,559 - And from now on, I give the orders, 692 00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:08,759 and you will listen to every word very carefully, 693 00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:11,240 and obey every detail. 694 00:33:11,279 --> 00:33:13,240 - Anything you say, Colonel. 695 00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:15,200 - Yvette will be in room six in vone hour, 696 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,000 vith the vet celery and the flying helmet. 697 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,799 - And the feather duster? 698 00:33:21,839 --> 00:33:22,839 - Two. 699 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,000 - What about the egg whisk? 700 00:33:26,039 --> 00:33:28,200 - No egg vhisk, Rene. 701 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:29,400 The electric mixer. 48917

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