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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all overthe place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Beware of Earmuffs!
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Come gather around, folks! I got
'em cheap! CHEAP! CHEAP!
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Come gather 'round,
folks!
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Say, my man! My man! President!
Stud! Yeah, you! Yes, you two!
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Come here for a
sec! C'mere!
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¥150! That sure
is cheap!
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Isn't it?
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I've always wanted
one of these!
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R... Really? Nice of
you to say so!
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Which color would you prefer?
Green... may not be for you.
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Blue? No! Pink,
perhaps?
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Hmm... ¥150! But... ¥150!
O... Only ¥150!
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But even so... ¥150!
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You worry
to death.
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But you just said
it was cheap!
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What're you talking
about!
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Assuming I had ¥150, I could
get a burger THIS BIG!
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That's it! I'm gonna get a burger!
Yep! Hey, Jariten! We're going!
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Hey, wait a minute!
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OK, fine! Then how
'bout this...
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You get the kid's as well for
¥200! TWO for ¥200!
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OK! Sold!
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All right! I did it! I'm the
King of Haggling!
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That sure was impressive!
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That sure was impressive!
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Showed him!
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Haggling right after saying how cheap
it already was... what a shark!
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But, man, it's so humid!
Hot! Hot!
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It's unusual for you to
buy things for me.
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Who said I bought it for
you! Pay me ¥100!
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Say what?! You bought
'em without asking me!
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If that's the way it
is, I don't want it!
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W... What're you saying! This
is one hot item right now.
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Ice cream! Ice cream!
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There's no way things like those would
be popular in this weather!
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You idiot! Observe!
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See, there are no
couples at all.
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Don't they all look overwhelmingly
gloomy and hopeless?
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Oh, look! A whole group of gloomies
traveling together.
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Oh, what a shame...
dark, gray youth.
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Do you see why they
can't get girlfriends?
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Why?
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Because they're not
wearing these!
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For real?!
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Yeah, really!
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Come back again!
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But I can't believe that wearing this
will make me popular with women!
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Look, you! Have I
ever lied to you?
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All you do is lie!
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I'm Ataru.
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I'm Ten.
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I'm Ataru?!
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I'm Ten?!
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We've switched!
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Hey, where're
you going?!
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You know damn well that I'm using this
opportunity to go after women!
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W... What nerve!
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Hey, wait! Haven't you thought about
the problems this could cause...
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...or what could happen if we
can't switch back?! Hey!
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It's done with. What can we do? Man,
this body sure is annoying!
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Hey! Don't be so rough
with my body!
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Man! What a klutz!
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Ten!
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L... Lum!
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Where are you
going, Ten?
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Wait a minute... Oh,
yeah... I'm Ten!
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Of course, you silly
little Ten, you!
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Oh, no! Ataru's fallen
down over there!
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Darling!
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It worked! Now,
into action!
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Hey, Miss!
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How cute!
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Miss!
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He's just like a stuffed doll!
Let me hold him too!
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Miss!
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Darling, pull yourself
together!
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Oh, Lum!
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"Lum...?!"
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It's a disaster, Lum! Do you know
where that idiot Ataru went to?
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Darling... you must've hit
your head pretty hard...
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No, no, it's
not that!
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When we put the earmuffs on, I became
Ataru, and Ataru became me...
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...do you understand?
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Oh, poor Darling!
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Th... This isn't
good...
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OK, line up please! No cutting! This
is only for 13-to-20-year-olds.
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No others will be
allowed in line.
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How cute!
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OK, Miss! Next!
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This is unreal!
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I'm a good boy!
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Hey!
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Uh-oh!
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Hey, hey, hey! Gimme back
my body, you jerk!
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Darling, what're
you saying!
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Lum, go catch him!
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Lum, you gotta stop Ataru!
He's gonna pick on me!
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Now, now, Darling!
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You believe that idiot
over me, Lum?
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Lum, Ataru's gone crazy after hitting
his head! Help! I'm a good boy.
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Knock it off,
Darling!
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Let me go, Lum! I'm
a good boy too!
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Ha! Lum's fooled
but good! Huh?
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Ta-da! Here comes that most
revered pair of hooters!
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O... Ouch! I wonder
if she knows?
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Hey!
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What're you doing to such
a poor little child!
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Well... how should
I explain...
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I couldn't help it, as I sensed
something very unusual...
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Of course! She's a
priestess, after all!
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Oh, this is it! I'm
gonna die!
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Don't die! Or I'll have
a nightmare!
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At least I want to die
in your bosom...
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Why're you acting like a baby?!
Don't even TRY faking death!
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Why you... you... you!
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I will not allow any bullying by anyone,
not even you, Darling!
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Miss...!
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You made him
cry again!
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S... Sorry! But somehow I sensed
something strange!
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I'm sorry!
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Dumb lady!
Dummy!
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OK, OK, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry!
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It's great to be
a little punk!
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Miss, you mustn't baby
him! He's not me!
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He only looks like me!
I'm a good boy!
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What is he saying?
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He's been so
strange.
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Don't they think something
is strange?
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Don't they think that he's
not like the usual Ten?
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Uh-oh!
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Now that you
mention it...
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He taught me this!
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He told me that you'd like
it if I'd behave this way!
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It's a lie! A
blatant lie!
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You are capable
of it, indeed!
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How could you teach him
something so stupid?!
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It's a lie! Everything the
idiot is saying is a lie!
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Oh, my poor body!
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This is fate... and I shall put my
faith in this moment of joy!
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Repent, Darling!
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Miss, believe me!
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Oh, Darling! Sakura,
that was too much!
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Darling!
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Hmm?! I'm Ten! I'm
back to normal!
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Hey, hey! This body
belongs to ME!
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What did you say?! You
get outta here!
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My body is out cold!
I can't go back!
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What is it with this sudden
one-man show?
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This time it's Ten who's
gone crazy!
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Damn, it's hot!
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Oh! Earmuffs!
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I can let you have one cheap,
my most dear monk!
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¥150? It is cheap! It is cheap,
it is cheap, certainly cheap!
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Isn't it? How 'bout
two or three?
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This pair of earmuffs for ¥150! It's
a good discount! I'm impressed!
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Excuse me.
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Oh, come on, please
buy one, I beg you!
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This may be a foolish
question...
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...but if I bought two earmuffs at ¥150
each, what would the total be?
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Oh, come on! It'd be
¥300, obviously!
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What! ¥300! Expensive!
¥300 is too expensive!
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B... But... you just told me how
cheap it was a moment ago!
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No, it's expensive! I want two!
Sell me two for ¥150!
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You can't be serious! Fine,
then! Don't buy from me!
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You're cold!
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How cruel! How could you say such
a thing to this weak, old man!
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See, Kitty, the world
is a cruel place!
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This is how our society
gets rid of the elderly!
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Weeping my heart out so bitterly for
not being able to wear earmuffs...
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...that I hoped to put
on just once...
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...not to be able to fulfill such
an innocent wish...
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...and no one will care if I die
this way. How miserable!
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No... No... this can't be!
This is ridiculous!
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Oh, I am impressed!
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I've never encountered so determined
a merchant as yourself before!
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Oh, impressive! Impressive!
Excuse me.
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He took 10 pairs
for ¥150!
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But, man, is
it steamy!
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00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:19,170
Man, it's hot!
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It's pitiful having to dress
like this in such weather!
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Get outta
my body!
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How could I go back to my
body without a fight?
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00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:30,550
Sakura, what do we
do? Ten's sick!
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Hmm, looks
pretty bad.
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No, I'm not sick!
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Yeah! If he gets outta here,
everything'll be fine!
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What're you saying! Hmh?
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I get it! The problem is
with these earmuffs!
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If I take 'em off, Ataru might
go back to his own body!
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How could I let you do a thing like that?!
I'm better suited to this body!
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I'm taking 'em off!
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I won't let you!
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It's getting worse!
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I'm having a hard time
understanding this!
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Go to hell, Jariten!
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Pow!
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00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:03,980
Ten, pull yourself
together!
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00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,810
They're both KO'd
pretty good!
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00:12:09,090 --> 00:12:11,560
What is this?
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Why such a thing in
this weather...?
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What's going on!
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I'm Sakura! I'm Sakura?
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I'm Ten!
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I'm Ataru!
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Now I've become
Miss Sakura!
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The Most Revered
Pair of Hooters!
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I've become Miss
Sakura!
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00:12:31,850 --> 00:12:34,510
This has to be a once-in-
a-lifetime opportunity!
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You fools, enough
is enough!
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Get outta here, Jariten! This
body belongs to ME!
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No way! YOU
get out!
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What?! A chance like this doesn't
come along every day, you know!
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What in the world...?!
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Knock it off!
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Oh, now it's Sakura! I don't know
what's going on anymore!
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When are you going to stop
playing around, Ten?
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00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,820
Let's get Darling
and go home!
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00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,250
Knock it off,
I said!
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00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:42,550
Darling's gone!
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00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:46,350
Oh, yeah! Where
did my body go!
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Maybe he woke up
and ran away!
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00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:49,750
I'm right here!
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00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,800
Then did Ataru run away
while knocked out?
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00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:53,370
How can anyone do such
a clever thing?
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00:13:53,530 --> 00:13:56,700
Oh! I seem to recall
kicking something.
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00:14:01,910 --> 00:14:03,710
My body is nowhere
to be found!
248
00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,340
Darling!
249
00:14:05,510 --> 00:14:06,070
What!
250
00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:09,480
Dummy! Lum was
calling your body!
251
00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:13,050
You idiot! How can my body
answer back if I'm HERE?!
252
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,380
Ten, weren't you
saying...
253
00:14:14,490 --> 00:14:16,720
...that there's something strange
about these earmuffs?
254
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,650
Oh, yeah! If Miss Sakura and
I take the earmuffs off...
255
00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:22,290
...no matter how knocked
out my body may be...
256
00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,230
...I should be able
to go back to it!
257
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,260
All right then, Miss!
258
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,260
OK!
259
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:31,390
Stop! I like being in this body! Stop
it, I tell you! I really like this!
260
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,270
Here we go!
261
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,270
"A I U E O:" The Japanese vowels.
262
00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,270
A I U E O!
263
00:14:36,380 --> 00:14:38,140
There! Looks like we're
back to normal!
264
00:14:38,250 --> 00:14:39,800
I'm with Miss Sakura!
265
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,880
What the... you're
still in here?!
266
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:44,020
I'm here too.
267
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,780
For crying out loud, take
these earmuffs off!
268
00:14:46,950 --> 00:14:47,680
I won't let you!
269
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:48,550
Take them off!
270
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,060
Stop! Stop!
271
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:52,320
Take 'em off!
272
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:03,970
I'm Ten.
273
00:15:04,140 --> 00:15:05,660
I'm Sakura.
274
00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:07,730
Back to normal!
275
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,280
By now Ataru should be back
in his body, somewhere.
276
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,740
Oh, Miss!
277
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,910
What was that for,
Miss? I'm Ten!
278
00:15:18,090 --> 00:15:20,050
S... Sorry... it
was just...
279
00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:25,090
Darling, where have
you gone?
280
00:15:27,590 --> 00:15:28,560
Huh?!
281
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:35,070
Oh! I'm back in my
own body again!
282
00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:39,270
Huh? But where in the world is
this?! What am I doing here?
283
00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:48,340
What?! Ataru's
missing?!
284
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:53,080
He didn't come home, after all! Where
could Darling have gone...?!
285
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,350
Honey! Ataru's...
Ataru's...
286
00:15:56,420 --> 00:15:59,650
I heard. Dear, looks like we're
by ourselves tonight!
287
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:09,090
Only two customers!
288
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:13,970
It's tough being a salesman, not being
able to meet my quota day after day!
289
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:16,700
When I get back to my home
planet, I gotta switch jobs!
290
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:18,300
Now I think this
was the place...
291
00:16:38,230 --> 00:16:40,130
Huh? What the
hell is that?!
292
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:55,780
How annoying! I was almost
buried alive down there!
293
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,210
If you wanna sell your stuff,
go to another planet!
294
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,780
We'll do that even without
you telling us to!
295
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:04,120
I had no idea that Earth-
people were so cheap!
296
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:07,620
But, I thought this model of Personality
Exchange Device was a hit.
297
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:09,630
"Personality Exchange
Device?!"
298
00:17:09,730 --> 00:17:13,390
Oh, so THAT'S how I became
Ten and Sakura and so on!
299
00:17:14,770 --> 00:17:16,600
But, man, that was
something!
300
00:17:16,700 --> 00:17:18,360
"Miss, I'm a good boy!"
301
00:17:18,470 --> 00:17:20,130
"I'm Sakura."
302
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,470
"Miss!"
303
00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:22,410
"I have big boobs!"
304
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,850
No wonder we can't
sell them on Earth!
305
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:29,410
He's doing pretty well exchanging
personalities unaided!
306
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,280
No need to worry too much.
He'll be back eventually.
307
00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,430
That idiot's got an incredible
power to survive.
308
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,430
Hey, Sakura!
309
00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:46,230
I bought you something
nice.
310
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,030
Why do you look so
flabbergasted?
311
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,530
Uncle, it's dangerous!
312
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:55,160
What're you doing?! What's
so wrong with this?
313
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,110
Oh, so that's what
happened.
314
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:02,210
I'm sorry, Ten. I
didn't realize.
315
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:03,850
That's OK, Lum.
316
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:07,040
Uncle, you'd best take
those earmuffs off...
317
00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:08,590
...or something terrible might
happen yet again.
318
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,590
But the said personality exchanges
occur only...
319
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,660
...when two or more people
are involved.
320
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,460
I'm the only one here, so there won't
be anything to worry about, right?
321
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:25,130
Damn, this is heavy!
322
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,930
It's good that I got this much
as a damage settlement...
323
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,010
...but I should've asked them
for a ride back home too!
324
00:18:31,550 --> 00:18:35,210
But with these, I can exchange
personalities anytime I want!
325
00:18:36,250 --> 00:18:38,380
At times, Miss Sakura! At
other times, Shinobu!
326
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,050
Where is this?! What's
going on!
327
00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:53,860
What the?! This time I'm Cherry!
Of all people, why him?
328
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,290
Uncle, what's
the matter?
329
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:02,470
Ow. My stomach hurts!
I'm gonna die! Ouch!
330
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,870
Uncle, pull yourself
together!
331
00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:05,530
Ouch! I'm dying!
I'm dead!
332
00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,940
Uncle! Uncle!
333
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,540
This sensation!
This sensation!
334
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:13,140
What's going on,
all of a sudden?
335
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,550
Ten, we'll take him to Darling's
house for now!
336
00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:20,650
Should we call
a doctor?
337
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:22,920
N... No way! I don't
need a doctor!
338
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,160
If a doctor comes, I'll
really be dead!
339
00:19:25,470 --> 00:19:27,700
Mrs. Moroboshi, is it true
that Ataru's missing?
340
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,500
We'd better get the
police to search.
341
00:19:30,370 --> 00:19:31,560
That, we shouldn't do!
342
00:19:32,140 --> 00:19:32,900
I think so, too.
343
00:19:33,010 --> 00:19:35,600
We already know how embarrassing
this could become later on.
344
00:19:35,940 --> 00:19:37,240
Why, it's Cherry! What's
he doing here?
345
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,170
He's got a stomachache.
346
00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:42,250
Ow... Ow...
347
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:45,010
Cherry, huh? I bet he ate
off the street again!
348
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,810
Uncle, does
it still hurt?
349
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:51,210
Well, if I remain like this, I'm sure
that the pain will go away soon.
350
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,690
Here, Miss Shinobu, you
hold my hand too.
351
00:19:53,790 --> 00:19:57,820
Be kind to the elderly... Nirvana
shall await you in the afterlife!
352
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,020
Somehow Cherry's got Darling's
look in his eyes!
353
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:05,540
Th... That reminds me, Lum... shouldn't
you be out looking for Ataru?
354
00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:08,560
Oh, that's right!
Ten, let's go!
355
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,540
Who cares about
that idiot?!
356
00:20:10,980 --> 00:20:14,540
What?! No... No...
I mean, "ouch."
357
00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:17,070
Did he eat something
rotten, I wonder?
358
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,950
Maybe. When it comes to pigginess,
he's a good match against Ataru.
359
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:23,920
Oh, but when it comes to perversity,
no one can match Ataru!
360
00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:25,150
That's true, now that
you mention it...
361
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,360
Say whatever you like,
why don't you!
362
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,930
OK, everyone! I'm sure
that you're hungry!
363
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,660
Oh! You're
too kind!
364
00:20:32,770 --> 00:20:34,860
Goodness, it's already
dinner time!
365
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:37,460
Oh! That aroma...
That aroma...
366
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,560
It can only be my favorite "Cock-
adoodledoo Noodles!"
367
00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:44,200
But... this household
is stingy, man!
368
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:47,640
Is this what these people have
for dinner every night?!
369
00:20:49,650 --> 00:20:52,980
Hey! Is Ataru home? Hey!
Where is Ataru?
370
00:20:53,150 --> 00:20:55,620
Oh... welcome home.
371
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,080
SUKIYAKI!
372
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,460
Not so loud!
373
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,360
Idiot!
374
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,290
This is too bad, Uncle!
375
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,590
You can't eat anything since
you have a stomachache!
376
00:21:07,770 --> 00:21:10,260
I can't stand this! The
food looks so yummy!
377
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,100
But then, I don't want to
let go of this sensation!
378
00:21:12,210 --> 00:21:14,570
B... BUT... I don't wanna let this
Cockadoodledoo Noodle...
379
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,900
...opportunity
pass me by!
380
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,030
Man, this is horrible!
This is horrible!
381
00:21:18,210 --> 00:21:20,770
I can't eat anymore!
This is not for me!
382
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,410
What, you don't want it anymore?
Then give it to me!
383
00:21:25,890 --> 00:21:26,480
Move over!
384
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:35,490
Why, you! How could you,
being a monk and all!
385
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,860
You really wanna do such a thing
as that as much as this?!
386
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,990
You want to do this
and this too?
387
00:21:40,970 --> 00:21:43,600
What do you think you're doing?! Don't
take advantage of the confusion!
388
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,530
Huh? It's getting rather noisy
for some reason...
389
00:21:48,270 --> 00:21:49,570
Sakuramboo is here.
390
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:53,010
Who, me? I mean, Ataru?!
Oh! I completely forgot!
391
00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,980
Hey you, stop that! Stop
it! Stop it! Stop it!
392
00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:04,620
YOU! Thanks to you, I got beaten
up good too! You bastard!
393
00:22:06,730 --> 00:22:10,320
Yeah! Back to normal! Whew,
what a mess that was!
394
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:12,330
Cherry is one thing I
shouldn't become!
395
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:18,200
Hey! My body is being beaten up
because of you! Do something!
396
00:22:18,340 --> 00:22:21,570
What the hell, Cherry! Go
back to your own body!
397
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:22,640
Oh yeah, I'll just
take this off!
398
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:23,680
Wait! If I go back now,
I'll be killed! Wait!
399
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,140
Huh? What for?
400
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:28,180
My! How do they
get so noisy!
401
00:22:28,350 --> 00:22:30,580
Honey, I found these
in the kitchen.
402
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:31,510
Maybe presents for
us from Ataru?
403
00:22:31,650 --> 00:22:34,750
I don't care about those!
Just look at THAT!
404
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,480
Really, it's all because you gave
birth to such an idiot!
405
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,560
What are you saying?! Ataru's
got your blood in his veins!
406
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:42,850
Whatcha say?! Are you saying
that I'm an idiot too?!
407
00:22:43,030 --> 00:22:43,860
Am I wrong?!
408
00:22:43,860 --> 00:22:44,630
Yes, you are!
409
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:44,760
Yes, you are!
410
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:45,100
No, I'm not!
411
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:45,230
No, I'm not!
412
00:22:45,230 --> 00:22:47,390
Lum! Ataru's back!
413
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:49,660
Darling!
414
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:52,610
You've got to be
kidding me!
415
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,770
Dammit! BE QUIET!
416
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:13,890
Hey! I told you
to cut it out!
417
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,130
M... Ma'am! You shouldn't do that!
418
00:23:15,130 --> 00:23:16,790
Miss Sakura, I love you!
419
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,330
I'm Shinobu! I'm not
Ataru the dummy!
420
00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:23,990
Ataru's become a girl! I became
a girl too! Honey!
421
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,730
I never should have had
such a stupid child!
422
00:23:26,910 --> 00:23:29,140
I'm a good boy!
I'm a good boy!
423
00:23:34,350 --> 00:23:35,370
This is fate!
424
00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:44,850
Oh! I've had enough
of this chaos!
425
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,990
ME TOO!
426
00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:55,600
A mysterious caterpillar with a huge
appetite grows before our eyes!
427
00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:59,810
Darling fights a battle for it against
Shutaro, Megane and the rest!
428
00:23:59,910 --> 00:24:02,110
Then comes the moment when
it spreads its wings!
429
00:24:02,220 --> 00:24:04,650
What in the world will come
out of that cocoon?
430
00:24:04,750 --> 00:24:08,280
We'll see you next time
for "Fly, Imo!"
431
00:24:20,370 --> 00:24:27,970
The instant you pass by a pretty
girl, you get all energetic.
432
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:30,370
You're a troublesome
one, my Darling.
433
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:41,720
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
434
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:46,320
Though you search all over--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
435
00:24:46,430 --> 00:24:50,660
...you can't find love--forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you--
436
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:55,930
You look like you're shrinking away--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
437
00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:01,030
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
438
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:17,120
You're the most fickle boy in all of space.
Do what you like; I'm saying bye-bye.
439
00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:21,590
Though you search all over--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
440
00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:26,000
...you can't find love--forlorn, aren't
you, forlorn, aren't you--
441
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:31,160
You look like you're shrinking away--forlorn,
aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--
442
00:25:31,270 --> 00:25:37,300
Always reeling every which-way;
where can love be?
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