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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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The Tearful Diary
of Tomorrow
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Am I sleepy! Did Mom really have
to get me up an hour early?!
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They say "The early bird
gets the worm!"
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Such beautiful legs
you have, miss!
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Help! Somebody!
It's a pervert!
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Hold it!
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Hold it, you
pervert!
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That's him! Catch him and send
him to the Public Health Center!
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What am I,
a germ?!
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Hey! Hold it!
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"Friday, February 24th,
Butsumetsu."
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"I should never have
gotten up so early."
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"I've had enough
of jogging girls."
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It's exactly as
it's written!
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Now, Young
Master!
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Damn! This early, and already
I'm in deep waters!
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Darling!
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Oh, what is
it, Lum?
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If you keep walking straight ahead,
something bad will happen!
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How stupid! If I don't walk that
way, I can't get to school!
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What ARE you mumbling about?
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Ah, it's a good thing I didn't
land on a beautiful girl!
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See! I told
you so!
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Man, what
a day!
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Oh, Moroboshi! Sorry
about that...
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Is that any way to apologize
to someone?! Well?!
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Were you hurt
anywhere?
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Are you sure
you're OK?
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I was so
worried!
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Darling, getting steamed won't do you
any good; today's not your day.
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Huh? What are
you reading?
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Oh! N... Nothing!
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You're lying! When you act like that,
I know you're up to something!
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If I tell you, you'll
get mad!
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Lum, I will save you from the
evil clutches of this fool!
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Tell me! I won't
get mad!
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Really, Darling?
Here!
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T... That's
my diary!
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Why you...! You said you
wouldn't get mad! Liar!
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You...! How dare you
invade my privacy?!
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Wait!
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Out of my way, Mendou!
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Now just... just
a minute.
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I have a serious question
to put to you.
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What's with this serious look that
you've got all of a sudden?
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Moroboshi, are you... are
you... keeping a diary?
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Y... Yeah!
So what?
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Ha! You naìve fools could never under-
stand how truly sensitive I really am!
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"I fell down the
stairs..."
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Darling, you really
can't fight fate!
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Wait! I haven't made
today's entry yet.
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How did you know what was
gonna happen to me?
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Because I time-traveled to tomorrow
and grabbed your diary from there!
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What?!
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Yeah, that's my hand-
writing... Eh?!
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"I hugged Shinobu and
felt light-headed..."
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W... What are
you doing?!
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Don't fight it! You and
I are destined to hug!
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No!
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I get it... Hugging and
feeling light-headed...
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"During the first break, I experienced
the greatest thrill..."
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Mountain!
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River!
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Thank you very
much!
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Thanks! Put
it on my tab!
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"During the second break,
I got carried away..."
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Hey! Beefbowl, extra large,
with pickles and miso soup!
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Rush order! I've only
got ten minutes!
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I hate to have to be the
one to tell you, sir...
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...but today the teachers of
Tomobiki High School...
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...have chartered the shop for
their teachers' meeting!
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"Got tortured at the
Beefbowl shop."
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That's really rotten of them, having
their meeting over Beefbowls.
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Still, there hasn't been
anything good at all.
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Hey, Moroboshi, third period
has started already!
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Let's see... X=Y. In other
words, Y=X. Hmm...?
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What's wrong, Mendou? Got a
stomach ache or something?
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Moroboshi keeping a diary!
Oh! This is too much!
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Mendou, pass,
pass!
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Moroboshi... keeping
a diary...
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Darling, calm
down!
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Moroboshi... keeping
a diary...
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The diary I keep is different
from your average diary!
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It's a great book
of prophecy!
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Darling, I'm going to take
that diary back.
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What are you saying?! I wrote
that diary! It's mine!
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I've got a right to find out what
else will happen to me today!
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That's true,
but...
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Let's see...
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"Lum and Mendou got unusually friendly,
and I got extremely jealous..."
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Get real!
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Ah... Lum must have added
that one herself!
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Stupid! Who'd
be jealous?
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Hey! Is it OK to leave
them alone like that?
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It's fine,
it's fine.
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I just want you to
understand.
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Moroboshi keeping
a diary...
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You're laughing again! I keep telling
you, stop making fun of Darling!
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Oh, my! They're
so close!
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Hmmm... on the
next page...
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What?
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"The girls smothered me."
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"Beautiful Junko was especially intense,
her cheeks turning red..."
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Moroboshi?
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H... Here it
comes!
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Uh, what is
it, Junko?
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I want to talk with you
alone, at lunch break.
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Oh, J... Junko!
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What do you want
to talk about...?
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Uh, well...
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How do you feel
about Lum?
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Huh?
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You silly thing...
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Is that what you were
worried about?
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I don't give a damn about her! You're
much more important to me.
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Oh man, I want
to eat you up!
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Don't be stupid! She's after Mendou
because you're always like that!
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W... What?
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Huh! Looks like words alone
won't get through to you!
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Wh... Who
are you?
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We're "Mendou Shutaro's
Secret Fan Club."
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We're not going to just stand by and
watch Lum and Mendou flirt!
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W... Wait! Y... You're mad
at the wrong person!
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Darling! Darling,
are you OK?
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Ooh... that was
terrible!
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Hey, give me
the diary!
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"Lum and Mendou got unusually friendly,
and I got extremely jealous."
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"The girls smothered me."
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"Beautiful Junko was especially intense,
her cheeks turning red..."
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Ah, I see. That's how
it fits together...
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Oh! If you look at this diary any more,
it'll just take control of you!
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I'm going to use the time machine
to take it back to tomorrow.
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Hey! W... W...Wait! I haven't
finished reading it!
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Oh, you've seen
enough!
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There's got to be something
good coming up.
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No, Darling!
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Give it back!
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Give it back!
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No!
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Ouch!
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The giant stone blocks are shaped
like Japanese syllabic characters.
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W... What's
going on?
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Darling?
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Darling, where
are you?
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Lum! Lum!
Here...!
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Somebody!
Let me out!
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Darling...
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
What happened?
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You fell into the crack between
today and tomorrow.
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You were almost crushed by the
words of your own diary!
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Lum, did you read
the whole diary?
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Yes, I did.
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Hey, Lum,
tell me!
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What about tomorrow? Will
my future be bright?
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It's just filled with
good things!
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Really?
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Yes, really.
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That's good.
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Hold it!
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Hey, you pervert!
Hold it!
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Man, he never
learns!
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But you said lots of good things
would happen today!
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I lied! I felt sorry
for Darling!
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I couldn't tell him that today would
be worse than yesterday!
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Why is this happening?!
Lum, you rotten liar!
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Whose Kid is This?
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"Even if he is talented in all things, the
man who does not understand love..."
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"...will surely make one feel as if he is
a fine sake cup without a bottom."
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Thus wrote one Yoshida Kenko, in his
famous "Tsurezuregusa," meaning...
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Yes!
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Mendou?
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Truly, while falling in love, lost in love,
or even being tired of love...
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...still, not drowning in love, but
rather, loving responsibly...
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...is the mark of a truly wonderful
man, is what it is saying.
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I'd like to add that I
feel the same way.
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He's wonderful!
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Talk is cheap!
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Yeah, that's
right.
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You never know what the rich and
powerful do behind closed doors.
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He might be stashing away
droves of women!
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That's rude! Mendou wouldn't
do such a thing!
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That's right! He wouldn't treat girls
like that... he's not like Moroboshi!
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Why are you dragging
me into this?
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Right! Mendou's basically
the same as Ataru!
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Gag! Stop saying awful
things like that!
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How unpleasant!
How unpleasant!
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Next period is chemistry, so put on
your coats and report to the lab!
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Damn! How come everyone
looks at me like that?
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It's because you cause such
weird incidents every day.
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I can't help it! Trouble
just comes my way!
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That's because you're
always inviting it.
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If one has a pure heart...
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Eh? What's
wrong?
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What's wrong,
Mendou?
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Maybe he has a fever?
He's sweating a lot.
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Maybe he's not feeling well;
his face IS pale...
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Maybe there was something
in his locker that...?
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Uh... no, nothing...
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Now, now, everyone... Please
hurry to class... Go ahead...
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Are you really all
right, Mendou?
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I'm getting
worried!
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I thank you for your
concern...
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...but I'm more worried about
you being late for class.
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Please tell the teacher
that I'll be along later.
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Mendou really cares
about us.
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You're so nice!
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So, we'll see you later.
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Come on, what's
wrong?
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Hurry up and
go to class!
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Weirdo!
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Right...
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This isn't a human baby!
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Now, what to do
with him...?
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I know!
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Strange things of this nature
should be haunting HIM!
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Be quiet! Moroboshi
will find you soon.
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Mendou, you were pale a while ago...
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Huh?
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Well, I'm much
better now!
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Moroboshi, don't be surprised
when you open your locker!
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Though I know you
will be, anyway.
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What's wrong,
Mendou?
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What's wrong?
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00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,090
What's wrong, Mendou?
248
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:05,220
What's wrong, Mendou?
249
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,160
Are you sick?
250
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:06,290
Are you sick?
251
00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,160
Are you all right?
252
00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:07,290
Are you all right?
253
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:09,530
What could be wrong?
254
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:09,660
What could be wrong?
255
00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:11,150
There really is something wrong.
256
00:16:11,330 --> 00:16:12,890
You... what are
you doing?
257
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:16,290
I'm not feeling well! Please
let me go see the nurse!
258
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:18,660
Hey, someone go with him
to the nurse's room...
259
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:19,200
OK!
260
00:16:19,200 --> 00:16:19,770
I will!
261
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:19,900
I will!
262
00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:20,340
I will!
263
00:16:20,340 --> 00:16:20,470
I will!
264
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,870
I can manage by myself!
265
00:16:25,580 --> 00:16:26,980
Don't push yourself,
Mendou.
266
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,010
Mendou, I can't let you
go by yourself.
267
00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:30,110
The thought hurts me!
268
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:31,310
I want to protect you!
269
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:36,640
That's all right! I'm sorry
to have disturbed you!
270
00:16:38,860 --> 00:16:40,950
Hey! Did you scope out
Mendou's stomach?
271
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,990
D... Don't tell me he's...
272
00:16:42,990 --> 00:16:44,460
D... Don't tell me he's...
...pregnant?!
273
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:44,600
...pregnant?!
274
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,720
No! It can't be!
...pregnant?!
275
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,130
How could that
happen?
276
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,430
That's true... Moroboshi I
could understand, but...
277
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:53,660
Since when am I the topic
of this conversation?!
278
00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:04,340
Whose child are you? Why
are you following me?
279
00:17:04,450 --> 00:17:08,040
What do you want from me? I
can't tell from just "Waah!"
280
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:12,780
Hey! Don't cry, stupid! If anyone
finds out about this, I'm ruined!
281
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,980
That pose
suits him!
282
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,790
Doesn't it,
now?
283
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,200
Is that your
child?
284
00:17:23,430 --> 00:17:24,760
Th... Th... There's
no child here!
285
00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:27,270
I was watching you, and you two
are definitely father-and-son.
286
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:29,530
Maybe Cherry's
the mother!
287
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:32,970
How can this be
happening?
288
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,870
It's probably either hungry
or its diaper is wet.
289
00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:41,040
Oh... Oh,
I see.
290
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:44,050
This is Shutaro. I want milk
and diapers, on the double!
291
00:17:44,220 --> 00:17:45,050
Roger!
292
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:47,620
All right! Phys
Ed is next!
293
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,790
I wonder if Mendou's all right?
He never came back.
294
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:53,560
Huh? Uh-oh! Here
they come!
295
00:17:53,730 --> 00:17:54,790
Where are you
going?
296
00:17:56,870 --> 00:17:58,890
Hey, what's
this?
297
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:03,070
It's a vending
machine...
298
00:18:06,610 --> 00:18:08,580
What's this?
A pacifier?
299
00:18:08,750 --> 00:18:11,910
What's a vending machine like
this doing on school property?
300
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:14,350
Well, anyway,
I'll keep it.
301
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,690
Damn, they're late.
302
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:19,910
But it stopped
crying!
303
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:27,860
Eh? Oh no!
304
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:34,600
Hey! Deliver
it quietly!
305
00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:36,640
Oh, he's raising his
hands in joy!
306
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:40,300
The Young Master likes to put on a
show. Well, then, another pass...
307
00:18:40,480 --> 00:18:43,450
We have delivered...
308
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:48,380
...the milk and diapers
for you, sir!
309
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,780
Bloody fools!
Do it quietly!
310
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:56,220
It can't be...
If it is...
311
00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:58,760
Mendou, what're you gonna
do with milk and diapers?
312
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:00,260
Don't tell me you've got
a baby with you?
313
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:01,950
N... No!
314
00:19:02,130 --> 00:19:04,690
This baby won't stop crying unless
Shutaro takes care of it.
315
00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:08,530
The real daddy
really is best!
316
00:19:09,510 --> 00:19:10,970
Lum, what's with
the baby?
317
00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:12,540
It's Shutaro's
secret child.
318
00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:16,570
Lum, please don't
joke about this!
319
00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,720
But it gets along with you too
well for you to be strangers.
320
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:18,980
See?
321
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:20,180
Yes... but...
322
00:19:22,990 --> 00:19:24,040
It stopped
crying!
323
00:19:24,220 --> 00:19:25,980
No, it can't be,
not Mendou...
324
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,710
If he fathered such
a strange child...
325
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,320
Then the mother
must be...
326
00:19:34,970 --> 00:19:37,490
I can't take
this!
327
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:41,660
Wow! Look what's happened
to all the girls!
328
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:45,870
Mendou, you're a bad boy...
this'll get you expelled!
329
00:19:46,510 --> 00:19:49,140
I've been framed,
I tell you!
330
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:51,270
Hey! He seems
to like you!
331
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,220
Here! You're perfect
for this kind of thing!
332
00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:58,580
Found my translator
at last!
333
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,690
The baby
spoke!
334
00:20:01,990 --> 00:20:04,650
I'm a real adult
alien!
335
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:08,200
If you're an alien, then act like
one! Go bother Moroboshi!
336
00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:10,430
You make no
sense, man!
337
00:20:10,530 --> 00:20:12,800
Lum, is this really
an alien?
338
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:14,700
I've never seen his
type before.
339
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:17,500
It must be you or we'll
get nowhere!
340
00:20:17,610 --> 00:20:20,470
I'm spacewrecked because my
spacecraft ran out of fuel.
341
00:20:20,580 --> 00:20:23,480
If you want me to leave, prepare
50,000 grams of fuel alloy...
342
00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:29,880
...75% copper and 25%
nickel. Just like this!
343
00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,280
Huh?! That's
a ¥100 coin!
344
00:20:32,460 --> 00:20:35,290
I need 10,000 of these, or
my spaceship won't fly.
345
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:37,760
10,000 ¥100
coins is...
346
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,950
¥1,000,000: about $4,000 in 1983.
347
00:20:37,930 --> 00:20:39,950
¥1,000,000!
348
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:43,690
¥1,000,000 is a bargain
if it'll get rid of you!
349
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:47,630
This is Shutaro. Bring me ¥1,000,000
in ¥100 coins immediately.
350
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,330
Roger!
351
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,910
I see... That's why he latched
on to rich-kid Mendou.
352
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,510
This time we're delivering by glider,
so he shouldn't complain.
353
00:21:04,390 --> 00:21:06,860
Stupid bastards! Watch
where you drop it!
354
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:11,790
This vending-machine-looking
thing is a spaceship?
355
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,220
It's a ¥100
UFO!
356
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:20,600
Don't make fun of me! This is
the latest model spacecraft!
357
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,030
Hey, it's
moving!
358
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,040
I'll come back
for more.
359
00:21:27,780 --> 00:21:29,510
DON'T.
360
00:21:34,580 --> 00:21:36,120
Wow! It really does fly...
361
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,380
...b... b...but it's kind of scary to watch!
362
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,860
But what kind of space-
craft was it?
363
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:49,860
It's finally gone. Now
I'm in the clear.
364
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,430
You guys are witnesses. Make
sure you explain it properly!
365
00:21:56,610 --> 00:21:59,270
Sure, sure. Leave it
to us, right, guys?
366
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,070
Sure...
367
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:04,770
N... Never mind!
I'll do it myself!
368
00:22:04,950 --> 00:22:07,540
Hmmm. I wonder if
they'll believe you?
369
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:13,180
Give me fuel, too!
370
00:22:13,690 --> 00:22:15,250
It's not my problem!
Beat it!
371
00:22:15,430 --> 00:22:18,830
So you helped the last guy, but
you're not gonna help me?
372
00:22:19,260 --> 00:22:21,530
You helped the other one, Mendou,
so pay this one off, eh?!
373
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:24,900
It's only ¥1,000,000, and it'll
prove your innocence!
374
00:22:25,070 --> 00:22:28,530
That's easy for
you to say!
375
00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:30,400
Give me fuel too!
376
00:22:30,570 --> 00:22:31,370
Me too!
377
00:22:31,370 --> 00:22:33,210
Me too!
378
00:22:33,380 --> 00:22:35,140
You spoiled brats!
Get lost!
379
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:42,450
Don't come near me! I won't
give you another yen!
380
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,240
I think he's talking
about alimony...
381
00:22:44,390 --> 00:22:45,790
After making some poor girl
have all these babies!
382
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,220
That's awful!
383
00:22:47,390 --> 00:22:50,450
T... This is a misunderstanding!
A misunderstanding!
384
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,890
Please understand!
I'm innocent!
385
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,260
Hey, guys, testify
on my behalf!
386
00:22:55,730 --> 00:22:57,500
I thought you said you
didn't need any help!
387
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,830
Then it must be true.
How awful!
388
00:23:02,010 --> 00:23:04,940
What?! No! I swear
to God!
389
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,100
To Christ!
390
00:23:06,210 --> 00:23:07,610
To Buddha!
391
00:23:07,710 --> 00:23:09,080
I'm completely
innocent!
392
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,880
Give me fuel
too, please!
393
00:23:17,850 --> 00:23:20,720
I can't go home!
Please!
394
00:23:23,990 --> 00:23:26,220
Being TOO popular can
be a problem, too...
395
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:29,300
You got that
right!
396
00:23:29,470 --> 00:23:31,960
Darling, I'm not that
strange, am I?
397
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,330
Of course
not!
398
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:35,130
I love you!
399
00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,170
Help me!
400
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:41,440
Help me!
401
00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:57,220
A mysterious classroom, in which all the
students sleep all through Spring.
402
00:23:57,330 --> 00:24:01,390
Two spirits appear, and turn the class
into a blossom-viewing banquet...
403
00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:05,230
...dragging in Darling, Shutaro
and I in the process!
404
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:08,170
We'll see you next time for "Sleepy
Springtime Classroom..."
405
00:24:08,270 --> 00:24:11,170
...and "Peach-blossom
Poetry Contest!"
406
00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:30,220
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
407
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:37,430
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
408
00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:44,370
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
409
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:51,470
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
410
00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:58,150
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
411
00:24:58,260 --> 00:25:05,690
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
412
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:12,830
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
413
00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:18,210
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
414
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:27,010
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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