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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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The 4-D Camera
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Hey, let me
see it!
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Everyone, please...!
Please quiet down.
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Fine, fine!
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Of all the Mendou Clan family heir-
looms, this vintage camera...
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...is the only one which is never allowed
to be taken out of the house.
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"Never allowed to
be taken out...?!"
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We obtained it from the British Royal
Family, who carefully guarded it.
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I see. Some people just
have everything...
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Maybe it's just been gathering
dust, and won't work.
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It's a waste of time trying explain this to
people who don't appreciate antiques...
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...but this was the first "instant
picture" camera ever made.
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Really? An antique camera like
this has a system like that?
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Well, it does take 5 minutes or so
for a picture to develop, but...
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Now, Moroboshi, move aside.
OK, Lum, say "cheese!"
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Is this all right?
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OK, OK, hold it!
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Yep!
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Yep!
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Nice! Nice! You look great!
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Yuck! Get your ugly
face away from me!
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OK, Miss Lum, one
more time.
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Now, smile?
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Yep!
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Moroboshi, get out of
the picture. Stop it!
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Get away! Hey,
cut it out!
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Get out of
my face!
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I said, get your
ugly face out!
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Now, go
away!
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I see what they mean by "Photo-
graphy is a sport, too."
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You win, Moroboshi. I'll let you be
in the picture. Just stop moving.
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I won, I won! Here,
cheese.
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"Cheese traps
the rat..."
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Shinobu, you get in
the picture, too!
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Damn it! You got right in the
middle of the picture!
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Say, take our
picture, too.
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Please, Mendou!
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Uh, I'm terribly sorry, but the film this
camera uses isn't made anymore...
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...and I don't have many
more exposures left.
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Bummer...
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He's gone...
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Darling's disappeared!
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What?!
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He was here when we
took the picture...
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...but then, he just disappeared
all of a sudden!
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There wasn't enough time for him
to get out of here, though...
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Darling?
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He couldn't be... in
here, could he?
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Darling, where
are you?
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Maybe he just went
up in smoke or...
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Hmm... possibly...
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He couldn't! Not
even he would...
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Oh, it's developed
already...
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Darling, where
are you?
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"You must never take this
out of the house!"
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"Paracelsus' great magic is cast upon it.
It looks like a camera, but in truth..."
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What's wrong,
Mendou?
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You look
pale.
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No, nothing's
wrong.
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Oh! Let me see
the picture!
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Well, it's not
yet...
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Let me see it!
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Hey, let us see it, too!
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No, don't!
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Darling! Where
are you?
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Ataru's not in
the picture!
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What?
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I ...lt... It's true.
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What the hell's
going on?
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Give me that!
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He's not in the
picture...!
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Darling, where
are you?
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Water! Give
me water!
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Darling, where
are you?
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I don't know. It's a sandy place.
Give me water. I'm gonna die.
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Darling!
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What's going on? I thought
I heard Ataru's voice.
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I sensed Darling
telepathically.
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It's so hot, I can't stand
it. Give me water!
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I know! This camera
must've done it!
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W... What evidence
do you have...?
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Yeah, it's fishy!
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I knew something
was weird!
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Darling?!
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Darling!
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A picture of Lum
crying!
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Stop! What are you,
desperate?!
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Yeah! What do we do if
Lum disappears too!
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Darling!
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Whew...! She didn't
disappear.
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You've got some
nerve, man!
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Well, I just thought taking another
picture might give us a clue.
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Let me see!
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What the hell
is this?!
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It... It's a
desert!
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That's strange. It looks like
a normal window to me...
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I don't see any
desert.
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Oh no! Ataru's
in the picture!
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Darling?!
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Look, here!
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Yes, that sure is Ataru's
imbecilic visage!
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That IS Darling!
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Darling MUST be inside
the window!
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That window doesn't
open; it's broken.
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How lucky of me to meet a beauty
like you in a place like this!
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Darling!
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Cheating on me again!
Open up, damn it!
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It... It... It's
a desert!
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It's a desert!
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Darling, where
are you?
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I can't see any desert
from here.
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Maybe it's an illusion... Ow!
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W... What can
it be?
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Hey! HEY!
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Darling!
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What happened,
Moroboshi?
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Geez! When you took the picture,
I got dumped into this desert!
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Darling! Come back
here immediately!
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Just a second!
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I must go back to the
workaday world...
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...but I shall never forget
your kindness...
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...in giving me water...
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Darling! What are you doing?
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Shut up! Can't you even give
me time to say good-bye?
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Oh, by the
way...
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...before I go back, can you take
a picture of the two of us?
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What?!
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Give me a break!
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And at a time like
this, too...
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Really, I wonder what goes
through his head.
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Cheese!
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Fine! I don't care what
happens to him!
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Don't, Darling!
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C... Cut it out, don't interfere!
Stay away! Stop! Go away!
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No!
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What in the world
is this...?!
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Wow, what a beautiful castle!
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Stop! You won't be able to come back!
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Stop! You won't be able to come back!
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B... But...
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Who knew... that Lum
would vanish too!
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There must be a beautiful prince
living in that castle.
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Wow, she's a babe!
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Say! Wanna go out
with me tonight?
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I'm sorry, but I'm
in a hurry.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Please, don't...
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Oh, don't talk
like that.
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Oh, no! I must get
back by midnight!
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Midnight? Is that
your curfew?
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Darling!
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Da...
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What beautiful eyes
you have.
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Please, let
me go.
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I'll call your parents for you,
so, please, Cinderella...
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No, I can't. If the prince
finds out about this!
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Oooh! There you
go again!
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It's like a
dream...
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What? This isn't
a camera?!
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No, it's the exact opposite
of a camera...
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...in other words, it doesn't TAKE
a picture of the real world...
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...it PUTS the subject
into a fictional world.
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Poor Ataru...
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...he's wandering about
in another dimension.
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Who cares about Ataru! But we
sure wanna get Lum back.
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Oh, I know! We'll take
another picture!
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Hey, stop
that!
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Hey, I'll
do it!
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No, you guys aren't
good enough!
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No, I said
I'll do it!
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OK, I get the picture! So
cut it out, will you?
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I'm worried about you and you're being
mean! Let's go back to class at once!
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Hey, let's take a little rest.
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What're you talking about, Darling?!
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00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:13,340
Don't you understand the
situation we're in?
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What's this? That's one
hell of a house, isn't it!
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Eh?! Lum's
there!
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What?!
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Where?! Show me!
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00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:20,890
Where?! Show me!
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Oh, it's true!
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Oh, it's true!
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She's in there!
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Whew...! Excuse
me, Ma'am...
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Have you seen
my Darling?
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Darling?
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Yes, my husband.
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Get thee to a nunnery,
to a nunnery!
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Huh, I've seen her face
somewhere before...
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I'm starving...
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00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:53,240
Who be it?! Romeo?
Art thou Romeo?
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00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,650
Wow, gorgeous!
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Romeo! I ache to
see you, Romeo!
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Yeah! I wanted to see you,
too. I'm on my way!
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00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:05,250
That vulgar voice isn't
my Romeo's!
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00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:09,230
Hey, wait up,
Juliet!
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Got anything to eat? I mean, how
'bout a date? Hey, lemme in!
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Darling! Cheating
on me yet again!
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Come on!
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Lum!
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Oh, I'm glad
you're safe.
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Are you all right,
Lum?
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00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,250
Where's Darling?
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00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,450
No, not
again!
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00:11:35,630 --> 00:11:37,960
Really! It's all this
camera's fault.
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D... Don't, it's a precious
heirloom!
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Let go!
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No, I won't!
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No, I won't!
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Let go!
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Don't break it, give it back!
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No!
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For Darling's sake, stop!
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Right! He may not be able to get back!
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I don't care! I don't want Ataru
to play around anymore!
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Darling!
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Lum!
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Save me,
Lum!
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You'll be safe in there, so take some
time and think things over!
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What, what's happened now?
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Show me, show me!
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00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:23,200
That idiot should've just come back
when he had the chance!
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It's just the thing
he needs!
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Did you hear that,
Darling?
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Help me! Lum! Help!
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Demonic Jogging
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W... What
is it?!
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00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:16,760
Oh no! I over-
slept again!
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00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:21,830
OK, let's have a
good run today!
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00:13:26,140 --> 00:13:28,700
Darling goes jogging every morning...
he's gotta be up to something.
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So today, I'll
follow him...
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Looking good!
256
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:48,090
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
257
00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:49,890
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
258
00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:55,660
Morning! You're cute! Wanna go out
with me? I'm Moroboshi Ataru.
259
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:59,730
How about going to a movie or out to
eat? I know a good Beefbowl place!
260
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,140
Ah yes, of course, the captain of
the team is the most beautiful!
261
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:07,800
Would you like to go on a date with me
some time? I'm Moroboshi Ataru!
262
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:13,480
Oh, now I
get it...
263
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,610
Say, wanna go out on
a date with me?
264
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:17,520
Major babe!
265
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:19,510
Hey, let's go out
sometime!
266
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,470
No wonder he can get up
early every morning.
267
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,300
This is so silly that I couldn't
get mad even if I wanted to!
268
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:34,960
I'm going home to get
some more sleep.
269
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,840
Wow, what a lovely
lady you are!
270
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:43,040
Ataru!
271
00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,580
Morning!
272
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,740
Good morning, Ataru. You're
up early these days.
273
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,380
Oh, that's because I jog every morning.
Today was the 13th day!
274
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,050
Really? How are you
able to keep it up?
275
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:56,820
Well, I've chosen a course that
I'll never lose interest in.
276
00:14:58,060 --> 00:14:59,000
Huh?
277
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,270
Hey, what's
going on?
278
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:06,500
Oh, Ataru!
279
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:07,590
Look up
there!
280
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,580
I'm gonna die!
281
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:20,580
Don't do it!
Don't be a fool!
282
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:26,060
That's dangerous!
Stop! Reconsider!
283
00:15:27,090 --> 00:15:28,030
It's mine!
284
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:31,130
I'm gonna die!
285
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:47,010
You... are you
all right?
286
00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:48,240
Oh! She's
alive!
287
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:50,210
It's a miracle!
288
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:51,610
And... the man's
alive, too!
289
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,270
It's freaky!
290
00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:56,580
With women it's miracles...
With men it's freaky?!
291
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,550
Ataru!
292
00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,220
I'm so glad! A normal man would
have been killed by that!
293
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:06,590
That was nice work!
You're great!
294
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,640
Ataru actually risked his life
to save that woman...
295
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,030
Unbelievable...!
296
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,760
Excuse me...
297
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,910
No need to thank
me, young lady.
298
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,530
I just couldn't bear to let a gorgeous
woman like you go to waste.
299
00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:22,270
Maybe we can go out some time... this
is my address and phone number.
300
00:16:22,450 --> 00:16:23,810
Er... well...
301
00:16:23,980 --> 00:16:25,970
...don't worry, I understand. Your
gratitude is enough for now.
302
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:32,060
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll leave,
wishing you well in your future.
303
00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:33,820
Please, do not
follow me.
304
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:37,050
But, that ¥100 coin...
I dropped it...
305
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:52,070
Really, I gotta tell ya!
I still can't believe it!
306
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:54,340
As they say, appearances
can be misleading.
307
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:57,610
It was nothing,
really...
308
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,550
Ataru, you're
so modest!
309
00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:04,650
He probably got caught under the lady
while trying to pick up a coin.
310
00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,150
He's good!
311
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,690
That's not true! I was there
watching what happened.
312
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,630
Really? I wonder...
313
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:15,190
Mendou, you shouldn't think
of Moroboshi that way.
314
00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:19,240
Nobody could think a dropped coin was
more important than a suicide!
315
00:17:19,410 --> 00:17:21,970
Women are sick! When a man
does something good...
316
00:17:22,070 --> 00:17:23,340
...they act like
happy dogs!
317
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:25,240
What did you
just say?
318
00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,400
What in the world
did I just say?!
319
00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,580
I can't forgive that, even
from you, Mendou!
320
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,980
Uh-huh! You've
gone too far!
321
00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:36,380
Geez, "yak yak yak," you broads
are always bitching!
322
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:41,050
Mendou! I can't believe
you said that!
323
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:45,060
What's going on? I keep saying
words that aren't mine.
324
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,760
That's enough,
Mendou.
325
00:17:46,870 --> 00:17:49,430
Your only worthy trait is your
kindness towards women.
326
00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:51,070
"My only...
trait?"
327
00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,900
"Study, sports, looks, heritage, etc..."
I'm a catalog of worthy traits!
328
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,600
But inside you're rotten
and gooey...
329
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:58,000
What did you
just say?
330
00:17:58,540 --> 00:18:00,340
It's a duel!
331
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,040
And now, the
duel...
332
00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,740
...between Ataru, who made
a fool of Mendou...
333
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:08,120
...and Mendou, who was made
a fool of by Ataru...
334
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,650
...will be gentlemanly decided
in a game of tennis!
335
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,620
In accordance with
the tiebreak rule...
336
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:16,160
...play will continue until one
or the other gives up!
337
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,230
I'm better at tennis than anything.
I'll show you why I'm called...
338
00:18:19,330 --> 00:18:22,160
...the McEnroe of the high-
school tennis world.
339
00:18:22,570 --> 00:18:26,370
I don't know why, but today, I feel
like I can't lose at anything.
340
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:28,870
Here it comes,
Moroboshi!
341
00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:43,820
W... What...! I ... missed?!
I missed?
342
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,390
Second serve!
343
00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:49,360
Mendou missed the ball!
What's going on here?
344
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:54,800
I will not make the same
mistake twice!
345
00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:25,260
I ...I don't believe this. Ataru's
crushing Mendou!
346
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:27,460
But it's actually
happening!
347
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,870
Ataru, you're
fantastic...!
348
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,810
Aaaah... Overslept...
349
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:52,090
What's going on?
350
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,250
A... A... L... Lu... Lum!
351
00:19:53,430 --> 00:19:56,830
It's a tennis match between
Ataru and Mendou.
352
00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,130
Darling, hang in there!
353
00:19:59,130 --> 00:20:01,570
Miss Lum, no need to cheer Ataru!
354
00:20:01,730 --> 00:20:03,700
The outcome is
already clear.
355
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:12,200
This will be the
final stroke.
356
00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:14,340
As it is said, "A lion will exert
himself to the utmost...
357
00:20:14,450 --> 00:20:17,640
"...even when entering a tiger's den
to throw baby rabbits off the cliff!"
358
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,680
Forgive me,
Mendou!
359
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,930
Wow! Ataru!
You did it!
360
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:43,570
A complete defeat, and at
the hands of Moroboshi!
361
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:48,540
Mendou, stand up... there
is no shame in losing.
362
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:51,580
My friend... You
did your best...
363
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:55,590
...it's just that I was a far
better player than you.
364
00:20:56,860 --> 00:21:00,550
Moroboshi... Y... You're
so kindhearted...
365
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:02,130
Mendou...
366
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,220
Moroboshi...
367
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,710
I ...I'm impressed,
Ataru!
368
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,870
You were only pretending to be an
idiot all this time, weren't you?
369
00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,380
Guilty as charged...
370
00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:31,080
There's something about Darling's looks
that's different from this morning...
371
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,350
Ataru, you even kept
it secret from me.
372
00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:36,020
You stinker...
373
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,220
Yay!
374
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,140
W... What're you?
375
00:21:59,890 --> 00:22:02,050
My name is the
Devil Velial.
376
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:04,250
I have the power to
make my clients...
377
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:08,020
...more loved and respected
by others than usual.
378
00:22:08,130 --> 00:22:12,320
Moroboshi Ataru, the good time you
had today was all my doing!
379
00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:15,530
And, under the terms of the contract,
I've come to collect your soul!
380
00:22:15,700 --> 00:22:18,900
I know nothing of this! I didn't do it,
I don't recall summoning a devil!
381
00:22:19,540 --> 00:22:22,100
Please believe me! Hey,
please say something!
382
00:22:22,270 --> 00:22:24,330
Quit babbling!
383
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:28,280
Just give me your
soul immediately!
384
00:22:29,050 --> 00:22:30,640
Ow!
385
00:22:32,050 --> 00:22:36,110
Man! Biting a devil! Are
you really human?
386
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:38,720
Shut up! You materialized here
without being summoned!
387
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,690
You did summon me!
388
00:22:40,790 --> 00:22:44,630
This is the crest of Devil Velial,
don't you remember?
389
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:46,590
I know nothing about
knotty stuff like that!
390
00:22:46,770 --> 00:22:49,360
That's Darling's
jogging course!
391
00:22:49,540 --> 00:22:50,400
What?
392
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:53,190
Ignorance is
no excuse!
393
00:22:54,870 --> 00:23:00,180
You drew this crest 13 times,
and on top of that...
394
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:04,110
...standing with your back to the sun,
you made the sign of my initial!
395
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,380
Gee, what a coincidence!
396
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:10,450
Coincidence or not, I must have my due,
even if I have to take it by force!
397
00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:19,430
Trying to take a devil's soul!
Are you really human?
398
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:20,530
This is my way of
doing things!
399
00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:21,500
How tasteless!
400
00:23:21,770 --> 00:23:25,360
I was really impressed earlier,
but now I'm just really tired...
401
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:29,170
This is stupid. Let's go have Beefbowl
or something and go to bed.
402
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,300
My childhood friend,
Ran, has come!
403
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,570
It's been a long time, and we really
enjoy talking about old times...
404
00:23:59,670 --> 00:24:02,200
...but Ran's objective
is... revenge.
405
00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:04,300
Darling's in
danger!
406
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,780
We'll see you next time for "Girl's
Day! The Coming of Ran..."
407
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,340
...and "Ran's
Invitation!"
408
00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:30,330
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
409
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:37,540
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
410
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:44,480
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
411
00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:51,580
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
412
00:24:51,690 --> 00:24:58,260
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
413
00:24:58,370 --> 00:25:05,790
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
414
00:25:05,910 --> 00:25:12,940
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
415
00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:18,310
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
416
00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:27,120
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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