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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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The Great Spring War
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Am I starving!
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I'm home...
What...?!
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Not you!
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What's all the fuss about? Young folks
these days... they're so gutless!
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I don't want to have to come
home to a haunted house!
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Why must my peaceful, sweet home
be marred by such an ugly face?
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Old folks these days...
they're so disgusting!
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How rude! And after I came
here to say good-bye...
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Good-bye?!
Really?!
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That's right. "Hail
Amida Buddha..."
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"I'm sorry, but as of tonight we won't
be seeing each other anymore..."
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Bravo! I'm glad you've
made that decision!
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Live long and prosper,
Cherry! Hurrah!
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Hey! Let me finish
my story!
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Mom, let's roast a turkey... eat cake
and pie... and have ice cream too!
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Why? It's not your
birthday today.
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Cherry's leaving!
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My, what wonderful news!
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It can't get any better than this...
any happier than this!
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Perfect timing! We're having
sukiyaki tonight!
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Why don't we have a
party and celebrate!
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S... S...Sukiyaki?! You mean,
with beef and everything?!
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Yep, and shirataki
noodles as well!
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And shimeji mushrooms...?!
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Absolutely!
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How sad, Cherry! It breaks my heart
that we have to say farewell!
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Wait... I came here to
tell you the truth...
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I know it's hard on
you, Cherry...
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I know we might never meet
again... but... good-bye!
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Shame on you for not
hearing me out!
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Lum, great news! Huh?
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Welcome home, Darling. I've
been waiting for you!
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What's that silly
outfit for?
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Come with
me!
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W... Wait! The sukiyaki
party is about to begin!
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All you care about is
food and women!
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That's not true! Besides, we haven't
had sukiyaki in ages!
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Darling, we don't
have much time!
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No! We may not have time,
but we DO have sukiyaki!
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You don't get
it, do you?!
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I'm being kidnapped!
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You know that a couple
should stay together!
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Save me some
sukiyaki!
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Just as I foresaw... Tonight
is a time for farewells...
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May you go straight to where
you may rest in peace...
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...or so I pray...
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"Setsubun:" The Change
of Season festival...
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Darling, we're going to my planet's
"Setsubun" festival.
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...in which the Oni (Devils)
are driven out.
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Setsubun? Isn't that the
day after tomorrow?
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It's today on my planet, because
of the difference in time zones.
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Gee... that sukiyaki ought
to be ready about now.
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The change of season is an important
event, held only once a year.
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Participation by everyone
is mandatory!
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Sukiyaki is an crucial household event
that happens once a year at most!
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You're still thinking
about that?
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Anyway, other than run away, what can
Oni do at the Setsubun festival?
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We don't run away!
We fight fiercely!
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Coward... Don't you
chicken out!
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Humans don't run away! It's always
been that way since history began!
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I'm glad to hear that, Darling. Way
to go! OK, let's step on it!
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Switch to Lightspeed!
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They're late!
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Everything's ready for the
fight, so where's Lum?
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I've been waiting here so long, my
head's beginning to expand!
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What's taking you so long?! Are you
trying to make fools out of us?!
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It's gonna be fun.
Come on!
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Shut up! Stop trying to act tough,
you poor little wimpy Gods!
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Did you hear that? They're
trying to pick a fight!
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My whip is always
ready!
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Daddy! Sorry
I'm late!
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Greetings can wait!
Hurry up!
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Er... this looks more like a showdown
than a Setsubun festival...
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It doesn't just look like a showdown,
it IS a showdown!
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This year's your first battle, so I'll
back you up as much as I can.
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Be a sport. Do your
best, my man!
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Darling, I'm counting
on you!
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Fight... with those guys?!
I'll get hurt for sure!
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He'll be lucky if he just "gets
hurt," eh, Bishamon?
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Yeah... I wonder what the death
toll will be this year...
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Can it be...? Me, dying here...
without tasting that sukiyaki?!
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N... No! N... No way!
I'm going home!
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Where are you going, son-in-law?
The enemy is that way!
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I expect you
to do well!
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It's your first battle, Darling. You have
to show everyone that you're brave!
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It's my first battle, too!
I'm gonna do my best!
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Who's gonna
get it first?
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HELP!
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Wonderful! You just can't hide your
pre-battle excitement, eh?
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That's my son-in-law,
all right!
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Dear, I can't find Ataru
anywhere...
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What about
Lum?
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I have a bad feeling...
I wonder if he's OK?
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That gluttonous boy would never
go out and leave sukiyaki...
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Charge!
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Here we come! We're
gonna kill you!
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What's the matter,
son-in-law?
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Come on, son-in-law.
Don't embarrass me!
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If you don't do anything, you'll
disgrace Lum as well!
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No! I don't want
to die!
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Ah, no! No! No! You're
crushing me!
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How dumb! It's only "Fill-Up-the-
Basket." Some showdown!
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Come on! We're
losing!
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Say... who's that girl next
to the white basket?
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That's Benten, one of the
Gods of Luck Gang!
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Benten...? I ...I'm gonna fight,
Father! I won't let you down!
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Go for it, son-in-law!
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Excuse me...
Pardon me...
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Hey, you can't just come
into our group!
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Don't mind me, don't mind
me... Sorry, excuse me...
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One for Red, one
for White!
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He's one of the Whites!
That's against the rules!
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Oh, Benten, I am
not worthy!
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S... Son-in-law! What
are you up to?
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Hey, hurry up! Throw in more balls!
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Hello, Mademoiselle...
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It's Darling's sick-
ness again!
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Darling! We're still fighting!
Don't go that way!
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Forget that creep,
Lum. Let's win!
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You bet!
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Benten...
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Darling, come
back here!
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I'm not leaving such a luscious
babe as this...! How yummy!
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How delicious...
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D... Dear... I could swear I
just heard Ataru's voice...
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A... A...Ataru, are
you back?
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He's not here... could
he be dead by now?
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Maybe he's come
back to haunt us!
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That voice sounded
very mournful.
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Oh, Ataru!
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Honey!
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It's all your
fault!
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You were the one who said "Let's eat
without leaving any for Ataru!"
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But I haven't had sukiyaki for months!
Besides, you ate more meat than I!
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Bull! You hid the meat between
the veggies and pigged out!
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Well, I like vegetables!
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Excuse me...
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As I thought... Ataru's ghost
is wandering, lost...
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He might have been a fool,
but he was our only son.
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Poor Ataru...
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Your son still has a vicious
attachment to this world.
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Let us hold a memorial service, so his
spirit can pass on to the next world.
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The reason must
have been...
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Sukiyaki is the only reasonable answer.
His spirit sure led a miserable life!
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It's because his father's salary
just wasn't enough...
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If you have any complaints,
try telling them to my boss!
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You know I can't
do that!
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To appease this type of ghost,
it's best to serve it food.
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We must have a sukiyaki party
in front of your altar!
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You look awfully happy
about this...
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You must be imagining
things!
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Oooh! Darling, what
are you doing?
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Benten...
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Y... You're one of
the Oni Gang!
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Don't be so cruel, my
cute little Benten!
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Son-in-law! What the
heck are you doing?
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Is this OK? Your
wife is watching!
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Don't worry about it! I'm
planning a divorce!
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Darling!
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That anger in your eyes makes
you look even more irrestible!
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00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:16,860
Why do these things
happen to me?
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These balls are all bombs, and when
they touch that point, they explode!
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I ...I'll be back!
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W... W...Wait!
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Out of my way,
you tiger-cow!
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00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:30,890
Lum, you look lovely today!
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Really?
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See you later!
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Darling! We can explode together!
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Darling! We can explode together!
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Maybe some other time!
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Maybe some other time!
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Darling!
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Out! Out! Out
of my way!
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You're more beautiful than Lum!
If Lum is a small mushroom...
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...in the sukiyaki, then you're
the best, most tender beef!
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Darling!
Oooh!
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If Lum is a potato, you're
a sirloin steak...
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...no, a sushi
deluxe!
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00:11:07,290 --> 00:11:09,260
Do you really
think so?
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Uh... I wish I could taste
you right now!
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Go ahead,
if you like!
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Here I come!
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A hornless Oni ain't
gonna beat us!
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Lum!
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Darling...
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I CAN'T TAKE IT
ANYMORE!
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Heave Ho!
Heave Ho!
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00:11:50,830 --> 00:11:51,760
Boy, am I stuffed!
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Uh, now that you've pigged out...
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...isn't it time...
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Yes, of course. It's time
for me to leave...
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Ah, today was a
great day...!
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Hold it!
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I dislike the taking
of life.
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Well, it's all
up to you!
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00:12:09,350 --> 00:12:11,080
Get the lead out and start
praying for Ataru!
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Oh, I totally
forgot...
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I shall summon a vision of your
son in this mandala...
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...so that he may say
farewell to this life.
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"Hail Amida Buddha, Hail Amida
Buddha, Hail Amida Buddha..."
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The Benten Gang's
Return Match
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You're late.
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00:13:07,210 --> 00:13:09,580
No I'm not, I'm
right on time!
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Whatever... Did you
bring it with you?
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All right.
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Ataru...
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Don't say a thing. Today
is our last chance.
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If we fail today, there will
be no tomorrow for us!
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00:13:29,130 --> 00:13:31,160
That's right! You've got to
look forward to tomorrow!
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00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:43,070
As silly as it might sound, today
is even creepier than usual.
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00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,980
I forecast a new high
of misfortune.
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I wonder if he can survive
until sunset.
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Chilly!
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Get them out.
240
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,130
Today is Setsubun.
241
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,640
Only today can we chase
out Lum and Jariten.
242
00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:11,640
Let's go, Shinobu!
243
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:12,780
Right!
244
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,250
Oni outside, luck inside!
245
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:18,610
Oni outside, luck inside!
Oni outside, luck inside!
246
00:14:21,650 --> 00:14:25,450
Whatwhatwhat...?! Why are
you throwing beans at us?!
247
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:28,320
This is terrible! This
is all reversed!
248
00:14:28,490 --> 00:14:32,690
His mom said that if I throw beans at
him, maybe he won't flirt anymore.
249
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:35,830
Shut up! The ancient legend
says that on Setsubun...
250
00:14:35,930 --> 00:14:38,490
...it is we who banish Oni by
throwing beans at them!
251
00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,130
Don't back down,
Shinobu! Huh?
252
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:43,740
I'm wishing that you'd
stop flirting...
253
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:46,170
You're aiming at the wrong
target, Shinobu!
254
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:50,140
You just don't know how this girl feels!
Your flirtatiousness is my enemy!
255
00:14:50,710 --> 00:14:52,310
Traitor!
256
00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:56,140
You're the traitor! Why were
you with Shinobu?
257
00:14:57,250 --> 00:14:59,220
Oni outside!
258
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:00,380
Darling!
259
00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:01,460
Wait!
260
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,870
Hey, Lum! What's new?
261
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:23,140
Benten, what on Earth are
you doing on Earth?
262
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:27,680
I was bored silly, so I came to see
Earth's Setsubun to kill time.
263
00:15:27,850 --> 00:15:31,150
The help of a God from Heaven! Please
come in; Oni go out! Purr!
264
00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,550
Don't get friendly
with me!
265
00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,690
Oh, the thrill is too
much for me!
266
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,190
Darling!
267
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:38,490
Stop being a jerk and
come with me!
268
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,790
Have you forgotten your failure
at the fighting festival?
269
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:44,760
Stop bugging him, or he'll
leave you eventually!
270
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,840
Keep your nose out
of our business!
271
00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:50,740
Don't be put off by
what she says.
272
00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:51,880
Let's go out on a drive!
273
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,500
That ain't a bad idea...
274
00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,770
Yes it is!
275
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,750
W... What are
you doing?!
276
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,250
Now you've done
it, Lum!
277
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:08,260
No, that's... I ... meant
Darling to...
278
00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,460
You've yanked my
chain but good!
279
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,220
C'mon, Baby!
280
00:16:21,300 --> 00:16:23,270
Eek! I'm scared!
281
00:16:31,750 --> 00:16:33,310
Daikokuten's daughter, Kuro!
282
00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,950
Ebisu's daughter, Meguro!
283
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,880
Bishamonten's daughter, Shala!
284
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,650
Fukurokujin's daughter, Roku!
285
00:16:38,820 --> 00:16:40,220
Jurojin's daughter, Kotobuki!
286
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:42,360
Hotei's daughter, Tei!
287
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,320
Hehehey, what a
bunch of babes!
288
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,290
Really?
289
00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,630
So, what are you going to do, Lum?
290
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:51,570
Lum, what's the matter?
291
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:55,690
It's always like this when Darling's
sickness manifests itself!
292
00:16:55,810 --> 00:16:57,400
Let's go home
NOW!
293
00:16:57,570 --> 00:16:58,910
L... Lum,
wait!
294
00:16:59,010 --> 00:17:02,810
Since everyone is here, let's hold
a Fighting Festival return match!
295
00:17:03,050 --> 00:17:04,380
Wow! Awesome!
296
00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:07,340
Sounds interesting! Let's
pick on them some more!
297
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:12,860
This time, I'd like you to do it in
the traditional Earth manner.
298
00:17:13,660 --> 00:17:14,890
Which is...?
299
00:17:16,090 --> 00:17:19,860
On Earth, the humans side with the
Gods of Luck against the Oni.
300
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,990
We throw beans
at the Oni!
301
00:17:27,300 --> 00:17:28,500
And what do
we do?
302
00:17:29,170 --> 00:17:31,770
You Oni simply
run away!
303
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:33,910
That's not fair!
304
00:17:33,910 --> 00:17:35,740
Ten, we'll have to retreat for now!
305
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:40,710
Hey, Benten, now that those nuisances
are gone, let's go out on a drive!
306
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:42,940
"When the cat's away,
the mice will play!"
307
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,210
Stow it! I don't like to
leave things undone!
308
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,910
Everyone!
Let's roll!
309
00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,790
Hey, Lum, comrades!
310
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:58,660
Everyone! Watch out!
The enemy is coming!
311
00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,160
Oni go out!
312
00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,540
This year's concept
is great!
313
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:09,300
This is no time for you to be
admiring them! Fight!
314
00:18:11,650 --> 00:18:13,380
Hey, don't touch
me like that!
315
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,580
Darling, stop flirting
with her!
316
00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:19,880
Now, this is
interesting!
317
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:21,320
What a great
show!
318
00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,030
Load the beans into this!
319
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:28,000
Roger!
320
00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:29,630
Grab the handles!
321
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:29,890
Roger!
322
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:32,630
Hey, they're bringing out
another neat gadget!
323
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,530
What are you doing?
Fight!
324
00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,400
All right, lets get
cracking!
325
00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:39,610
We're Oni!
326
00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,440
We're scary!
327
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,080
Death to
the Oni!
328
00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:45,480
Flee! Run
for it!
329
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:49,380
Lum, Earth Oni are stupid,
aren't they...
330
00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:50,350
Darling...
331
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:55,230
Performances this year are swell!
332
00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:56,560
Hey, we're flying!
333
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:56,690
Hey, we're flying!
334
00:18:56,690 --> 00:18:58,130
And so high!
335
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,030
Do you wanna know
my name?
336
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,670
No, I don't!
337
00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,080
What did I do to deserve this?!
338
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:14,600
It's too much!
339
00:19:15,180 --> 00:19:16,300
Bye...!
340
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:18,880
Wait up!
341
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:20,480
Those weren't Oni!
342
00:19:20,650 --> 00:19:21,810
Which means...
343
00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:23,920
...it's just us, against
all of them!
344
00:19:24,090 --> 00:19:25,550
Just the kind of thing
Ataru would plan!
345
00:19:26,220 --> 00:19:27,020
Ten...
346
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:27,990
What?
347
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,120
Eh?! L... Lum, that's
WAY too violent!
348
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:33,260
Do it!
349
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,060
OK...
350
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,330
Are you giving up?
351
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,200
Yeah, right!
352
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:41,830
Darling... Benten...
Say your prayers!
353
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:43,370
Take...
354
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,440
...THIS!
355
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:57,210
Thanks,
babe!
356
00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:00,750
Seems like you'd be
safer with Benten!
357
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,490
Everyone! Temporary
strategic withdrawal!
358
00:20:03,590 --> 00:20:04,660
Where were you?
359
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:06,060
Oh, just over there!
360
00:20:06,230 --> 00:20:08,200
You're such
a pain!
361
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:13,930
Where are you taking Darling?
Come back here!
362
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:17,560
Lum, you'll wear yourself out if
you keep worrying about him.
363
00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:19,640
We've got to go back to our UFO
and work out a plan of action.
364
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,450
Mothership! Come
in, Mothership!
365
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,710
Oh, Benten! Where
are you?
366
00:20:30,890 --> 00:20:33,620
I'm on Earth. I'm having a Fighting
Festival return match with Lum.
367
00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,590
I need help.
368
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:36,290
Are our daughters with you?
369
00:20:36,290 --> 00:20:36,430
Are our daughters with you?
370
00:20:36,430 --> 00:20:37,190
Yes, they are.
371
00:20:37,190 --> 00:20:37,330
Yes, they are.
372
00:20:37,330 --> 00:20:37,880
OK, then!
373
00:20:43,030 --> 00:20:46,400
I swear I'm going to get Darling
back from Benten!
374
00:20:46,570 --> 00:20:49,830
Lum, calm down. It's only that dumb
Ataru we're dealing with...
375
00:20:50,010 --> 00:20:52,370
But he's my
Darling!
376
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,490
Great! Our Mother-
ship is here!
377
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:22,700
Lum, it's bad news! Benten's mother-
ship has arrived! We'd better split!
378
00:21:24,770 --> 00:21:28,230
Benten called for
help. Damn her!
379
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:31,410
Nobody understands
how I feel!
380
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:35,440
Ten, we'll have to change
our strategy!
381
00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:43,020
Hey, Benten! Don't be teaching
my girls any wicked games!
382
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:45,220
Bring them along and come
home, right this instant!
383
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,730
Eh?! What are you talking about?
We were just having fun!
384
00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:52,570
I'm saying, enough
playing around!
385
00:21:52,700 --> 00:21:57,900
Or, would you rather...
be punished?!
386
00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,610
Sheesh...! Oh, all right,
I'll bring them back.
387
00:22:04,150 --> 00:22:05,810
Benten, are we going
back so soon?
388
00:22:05,980 --> 00:22:07,810
That's no fun!
389
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,610
I want to play
some more!
390
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,190
Shut up! We're
going home.
391
00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:15,450
Benten, what about
our drive...?
392
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:17,250
It'll have to be
another day.
393
00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,120
You're cruel!
394
00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,290
You gotta be nicer
to Lum!
395
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,230
So we'll go out driving
next time, right?
396
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,840
Hey Lum, we're going home,
so you can stop hiding.
397
00:22:36,010 --> 00:22:37,980
You're up to something,
I just know it!
398
00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:42,520
The fight's over. I ejected your hus-
band. You'd better pick him up.
399
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,510
If you pull a fast one, I'll never
forgive you! Not even you!
400
00:22:46,390 --> 00:22:49,120
I'm not up to anything.
I was just teasing ya!
401
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:52,480
Well, stop sticking your fingers
into other people's pies!
402
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,990
Oh, all right, but it
was lots of fun!
403
00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,890
Well, I'll have the
last laugh!
404
00:22:57,070 --> 00:23:02,370
Eh? Fight's over, remember! Let's
do it again next year! Ciao!
405
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:11,040
Get a load of
this, Benten!
406
00:23:13,050 --> 00:23:19,750
Let me down! Some-
body, help!
407
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:29,560
I wonder what
Lum meant...
408
00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:32,200
What the...!
409
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:57,420
A dry wind brings a trump-card
teacher to Tomobiki High.
410
00:23:57,530 --> 00:24:00,020
He picks on Darling and
Darling gets hurt badly!
411
00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:03,930
But this teacher has an
unexpected weakness.
412
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,330
We'll see you again for
"Oh! Lone Teacher!..."
413
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,370
...and "Terrifying
Visiting Day!"
414
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:30,350
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
415
00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:37,560
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
416
00:24:37,670 --> 00:24:44,510
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
417
00:24:44,610 --> 00:24:51,610
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
418
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:58,280
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
419
00:24:58,390 --> 00:25:05,820
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
420
00:25:05,930 --> 00:25:12,960
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
421
00:25:13,070 --> 00:25:18,340
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
422
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:27,150
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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