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URUSEI YATSURA
(Those Obnoxious Aliens)
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you, love you,
love you the best!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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...love you, love
you, love you!
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On nights when the stars
are twinkling...
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...I dream all
about you.
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I love you, but you act
like you don't know.
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I bet you're crazy for someone
else by now!
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Ah! Men all have
so many loves.
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Ah! You're spreading
them all over...
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...and making
me worry!
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Don't get so
fidgety!
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You're always looking
all over the place!
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Stop looking away
from me!
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More than anyone
else, I...
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...love you the best!
Love you the best!
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Princess Kurama,
Sleeping Beauty
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What a beautiful,
starry night.
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Ataru, did you know that if you make
a wish on a falling star...
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...three times before it
fades, it'll come true?
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So close...
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Look, it's a falling star!
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Oh, you're right! Hurry, we've
got to make a wish!
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"I wish that Ataru would
stop being so fickle..."
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"I want a hot babe! I want a hot
babe! I want a hot babe...!"
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Hey! It's still
glowing!
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It looks like it's
getting closer.
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It is!
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It's a meteorite!
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Or maybe it's a UFO!
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Wasn't it somewhere
around here...?
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Lum!
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L... Look out! Look out!
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Darling!
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Ow!
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Darling, are you
all right?
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Did you have to
land on me?!
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That noise knocked me
out and made me fall!
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Huh? Then that shooting star
wasn't your UFO, Lum?
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I've got better taste
than that!
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What's this?
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It's a Karasutengu ("Crow Goblin")!
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It's a Karasutengu ("Crow Goblin")!
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Nah, can't be!
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What's with this guy? Is he trying
to take medicine or something?
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Whoa...
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Hey, whadda looker!
He passes!
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Located groom for Princess Kurama.
Request assistance.
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Roger!
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Let's go for a lil' ride
on the wind, 'kay?
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Darling!
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Well! You came back
awful quick.
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So this is Princess Kurama's
one-night groom.
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Hmm...
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Whoops! Real hunk,
ain't he?
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Fine then, go 'head
an' ignore me...
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What'll we do
with him?
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Hmm... The Princess has
got a thing about looks.
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Yeah, but now that
he's here...
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Think he got snockered on
the job again and blew it?
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Whatsa matter? Whatsa matter? Don't
ya trust my judgment? Oops...
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Hey! Princess Kurama's
groom is gettin' away!
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Hey! If he gets away,
we're all in hot water!
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She'll dock
our pay!
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Over there! Retarget!
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Yessir!
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Whew, that was
a close call!
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Aliens are always
a pain in the butt.
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We've got no choice.
He'll have to do.
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What do you want
with me?
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You've been chosen as Princess
Kurama's mate for a night.
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"Tengu:" Mythical Japanese Goblins
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Why doesn't she do it
with another tengu?
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Our planet doesn't have any humanoid
males, so we hunt up alien men.
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What?! You mean,
an alien tengu?!
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N... No way am I gonna
mate with a monster!
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Here, wake her
with a kiss.
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A kiss to wake her...
A mate for a night...
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My wish upon a star
has come true!
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Hey, hurry up
and open it!
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Maybe this isn't such a
good idea after all...
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I think you're
right.
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Hurry up and open
it already!
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H... Hold your
horses.
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This is a fine
mess...
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'S not fair. Everybody's a
backseat matchmaker.
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I'll open it
myself.
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Now he's done it!
You bozo!
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The grand opening...
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Don't mind if I do...
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W... wait... Stop...
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We've decided to find somebody else!
Don't kiss her... No! WAIT!
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Old Man!
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Yes!
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I told you to find me
a handsome man!
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Who is this
lecher?
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Well, you
see...
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I will NOT mate
with this idiot!
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Princess, you mustn't
think only of yourself.
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It's for the preservation
of our race!
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He's right, we've got to mate! We've
got to do it RIGHT NOW!
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Keep your hands
off me!
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Darling!
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Oooh... Honestly!
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You're cheating on me even
in a place like this?
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Lum!
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Who the hell
are you?!
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I'm Darling's
wife!
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Even if he's someone else's
husband, it's fated that...
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...he who awakens the Princess
with a kiss must mate with her.
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Yeah! Th... That's right!
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Oho! A kiss,
is it?!
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Well, uh, it just
sort of happ...
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How dare you! You've never
even done it with ME!
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Oh my, the
groom...
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L... L...L... Let's go
home, then...
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What overkill.
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What is it about things others have
that makes me want them...?
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That's ridiculous. It's
too good to be true.
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The princess of the Karasutengu
must've looked...
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...something like
THIS, right?
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No, no. More
like THAT.
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Kn... Kn... Knock
it off!
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Like THIS,
right?
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Who has a face
like that?!
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Hey, it's the Tengu babe!
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Don't call me a babe! Refer to
me as "Princess Kurama!"
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Princess Kurama!
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Come trying to seduce
Darling again?!
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Oh, goodness me, it's the
Oni from yesterday.
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Fooling around with an Oni is abnormal.
That may just disqualify you... Huh?
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Princess Kurama...
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Darling, what do you think you're
doing with that crow woman?!
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With her being right here,
I can't help but...
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Who is that
woman?
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So, you're not just shacked up with
an Oni, but with jailbait as well...!
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"Jailbait?!"
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These females are the reason your
personality is so warped!
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I'm going to see to
your education.
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If you want to be my mate, become
a man worthy of me.
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Come!
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Yes, yes, I'll
be worthy!
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Darling!
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Ataru!
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First, cleanse your body and soul
to eliminate all worldly thoughts.
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Don't pollute me while
cleansing yourself!
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This time you won't be dealing with cold.
Walk across to me on your bare feet!
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O... O...Ow!
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If you focus your thoughts,
you won't feel the heat!
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This is stupid. I wanna
go home.
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We're on overtime,
after all.
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And we're not even
getting paid for it!
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Look, all he's gotta do is cross, right?
Don' worry, it's in the bag!
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Dum de dum
de dum...
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Behold my powers
of concentration!
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Your mind is in
the gutter!
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In order to be my mate, you must also
excel in mental ability. Now read!
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How on earth can
I read this?
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Which part can't you read?
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This part!
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How dare you?!
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You... You've got
some nerve!
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So, what's
next?
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We're going to find out what's rotted
your character to this extent.
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Create an image of his
spiritual make-up.
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Very well! Now you'll see my true
love and sincerity for you!
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What is this?
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It seems as though his head is
filled with nothing but women.
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Darling thinks about
me the most!
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Check it out.
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"Love her, Love her not, Love her, Love
her not, I love Lum the most!"
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Yippee! He said he
loves me the best!
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"Love her, Love her not, Love her, Love
her not, I love Shinobu the most!"
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Oh my, I'm
so happy!
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What is the meaning
of this?!
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I wonder...!
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Very well, continue
the investigation!
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Roger! As you command,
Princess!
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WHA... AT?!
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It's off the
scale!
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So that's the cause
of it all.
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I know how to convert his personality.
We'll use the anima beam.
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Huh?
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By increasing his feminine side, I
will suppress his male desires.
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I want Darling just
the way he is!
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Stop!
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SILENCE!
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D... Don't
do it!
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Dammit! L... Lay
off, already!
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Diminish
desires!
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S... S...Stop it! I don't
want to be converted!
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You... You crow woman, you! How
dare you blow me off so easily?
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Oh great, I've just shot off
all the anima energy!
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Which means...?
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Which means that his psyche is
now entirely that of a woman!
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What a delightful feeling!
Am I ... pretty?
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Oh man, how
gross!
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Darling!
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I'll never let you go!
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Unhand me! Unhand me!
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Even after absorbing all that
feminine essence...
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...he's still chasing
skirts.
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Leggo! Leggo!
Leggo!
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This is UNFORGIVABLE!
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Athletics in
Women's Hell!
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Any time now...
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Uh-huh.
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Here he comes.
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Are you really
a child?
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"Trust is the first step toward
enlightenment."
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I see...
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Hmm, he certainly does have
the look of the possessed.
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There must be something about
him that we can uncover!
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So he's been coming here
every day, huh?
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Darling claims it's
a cram school.
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That's strange... Why's he going
inside that water tank?
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There's gotta be some-
thing hidden in there.
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Hey, here comes
the big palooka.
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Kurama, I'm here.
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Very well, come closer
and look.
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OK!
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The blackboard! Look
at the blackboard!
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Ugh, how repulsive.
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Moroboshi Ataru has become that
crow woman's love slave!
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That dumb crow still hasn't
given up on Darling!
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Therefore, it follows that S=1/M"^ (X-M)...
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...so that the standard
deviation "S" is...
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INTRUDERS!
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Hey, no need to
be so rough!
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Lum! Cherry! Have you
been tailing me?
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My! You saw right through
my disguise!
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You really have
improved!
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You don't give me much
credit, do you?!
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So you want to mold Moroboshi Ataru
into a half-decent person?
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I do.
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Thank you!
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No cushions for the Oni!
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Stingy!
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And...?
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On my world, it's destined that he who
delivers the kiss of awakening...
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...must become
my mate.
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But then that person turned
out to be... HIM!
250
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:59,150
But if I mate with him
as he is now...
251
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,910
...just think how the descendants of
the Kurama family'll turn out...!
252
00:16:05,390 --> 00:16:08,590
It'll mean the end
of our kind!
253
00:16:09,430 --> 00:16:13,520
"Oh, our poor Princess
Kurama...!"
254
00:16:14,070 --> 00:16:17,000
You think you can mouth off just
because I didn't say anything?!
255
00:16:17,170 --> 00:16:20,330
Darling, are you gonna just
sit there and take it?
256
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:24,270
I'm a kind of guy who gets really
motivated when I'm put down!
257
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,310
Just what do you
see in her?!
258
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,950
You don't let
up, do you?
259
00:16:31,050 --> 00:16:33,380
It's the one-night-stand
thing I'm interested in.
260
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:35,450
They don't cause any
trouble afterwards.
261
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,290
Oh no, a bat!
262
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,220
Lum, come quick!
263
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:40,690
What's the matter, Mom?
264
00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:43,060
D... Do something!
265
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:43,200
D... Do something!
266
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,920
I'm not a bat!
267
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,370
A Karasutengu!
268
00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:49,490
Hey!
269
00:16:49,670 --> 00:16:51,640
Lemme go!
270
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:56,540
Why did you
come here?
271
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,900
If you don't tell, I'll
beat it out of you!
272
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,640
W... Wait! I've brought
a message!
273
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,570
This is the
message?
274
00:17:05,450 --> 00:17:08,580
Oh! No! You mustn't! It's
classified! Eyes only!
275
00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:14,660
Darling won't be able
to read it anyway.
276
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,120
Is he really that
dumb?
277
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,660
What's it say?
278
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,430
"Due to unforeseen circumstances,
tomorrow's class is cancelled.
279
00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:24,160
"Come instead to the
place shown at left."
280
00:17:27,140 --> 00:17:27,870
Oh No!
281
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:28,770
Wait up!
282
00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:28,910
Wait up!
283
00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:30,880
Lemme go!
284
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:34,140
Not a chance! You're not going
to weasel out of it today!
285
00:17:35,650 --> 00:17:37,140
To make up for all the times
you've skipped out on us...
286
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,980
...today you're going to clean up the
classroom all by yourself! Got it?
287
00:17:44,090 --> 00:17:48,890
Shinobu! Imagine running
into you in this big school!
288
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:50,260
Your point being...?
289
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:52,290
Help me clean up?
290
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,190
And when we're done?
What then?
291
00:17:55,670 --> 00:17:58,190
You'll go to that crow
woman, won't you?!
292
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,910
Wh... Where do rumors
like that come from?
293
00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,410
It's not just a rumor!
294
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:03,310
Huh?
295
00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:05,200
It's a message
from Kurama.
296
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:08,850
Can't read it...
297
00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:11,910
It says there's no
class today.
298
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,810
He's not here yet?!
299
00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:18,580
Today's an important milestone in his
personality readjustment training!
300
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:21,320
YOU! You did deliver the
message, didn't you?
301
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,690
Of course I did,
your highness!
302
00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,330
I wonder if he's flown the coop?
303
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,690
Highly unlikely.
304
00:18:25,860 --> 00:18:29,700
Moroboshi Ataru is a man who'd do
anything, no matter how absurd...
305
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,740
...for a one-night
stand.
306
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:37,270
Princess Kurama! He's headed in
a completely different direction!
307
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:38,670
WHAT?
308
00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,750
Man, they never
give up.
309
00:18:50,290 --> 00:18:51,620
Shinobu, don't
follow me!
310
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:52,760
Oh, yes,
I will...
311
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,620
Now's my
chance...
312
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:01,430
Don't you run away from me!
Come on out, UFO!
313
00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,510
You're coming
to my UFO!
314
00:19:13,750 --> 00:19:15,040
Leggo! Leggo,
I said!
315
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,790
How ridiculous.
316
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:30,460
Darling!
317
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,690
Ataru!
318
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:34,560
Those obnoxious
wenches again.
319
00:19:34,870 --> 00:19:36,600
What did you do
with Darling?!
320
00:19:36,770 --> 00:19:38,000
Ataru!
321
00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:40,230
Too late! He's already
in there!
322
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,730
In here?
323
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:44,810
No one else
may enter!
324
00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,610
Then we'll never see
Ataru again?
325
00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:51,580
Beyond this door is "Psychological-
Athletics Land."
326
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:56,140
By the time he gets back,
he'll be a woman-hater!
327
00:19:56,390 --> 00:20:00,980
Correcting Ataru's personality
cannot be a sin. Tea...?
328
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:01,960
Right here.
329
00:20:07,230 --> 00:20:10,460
Where am I? Hey,
babe-alert!
330
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,610
Bunny baby, wanna have
some fun? Hey!
331
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,250
Oh no! Help!
332
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,700
B... B...Brrr!
333
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:56,410
My, it's so cold! Maybe I should
close up early today... Oh?
334
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,250
Oyuki!
335
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,180
My! Have
we met?
336
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:06,380
No, really! We've met each
other before, yes ma'am!
337
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:08,820
You know, all my cus-
tomers say that.
338
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:12,590
It's nearly closing time.
May we settle the bill?
339
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:16,360
That's strange, my...
my wallet's gone!
340
00:21:16,770 --> 00:21:19,070
Oh. You're a dead-
beat, then?
341
00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:22,400
Wait a minute, Oyuki,
you and I are...
342
00:21:22,570 --> 00:21:24,510
...strangers!
343
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,200
Freeze! Police! You're
under arrest!
344
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:29,570
Sakura! When did you
become a police...
345
00:21:29,750 --> 00:21:31,720
Never seen you
before!
346
00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,150
H... Help!
347
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,260
Ataru!
348
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,590
Whoa! A monster nun!
349
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:39,730
Whoa! A monster nun!
350
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,420
What did you call me?!
351
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,830
It's Lum!
352
00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:53,730
Divine Retribution!
353
00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:00,140
M... Mommy!
354
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,080
Male chauvinist pig!
355
00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,950
Die!
356
00:22:13,060 --> 00:22:14,120
Mommy!
357
00:22:16,430 --> 00:22:18,690
Good-for-nothing man!
358
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,570
H... Hot! Ouch!
359
00:22:38,050 --> 00:22:41,490
Sounds like he's bawling.
"Boohoo, boohoo."
360
00:22:41,650 --> 00:22:43,640
Then we've succeeded.
361
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,480
Darling!
362
00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:48,590
Princess, don't you think
it's been long enough?
363
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:49,950
Very well.
364
00:22:53,570 --> 00:22:54,570
Darling!
365
00:22:54,570 --> 00:22:55,500
Ataru!
366
00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:55,630
Ataru!
367
00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,430
No! No more!
368
00:22:57,770 --> 00:22:59,930
I'm scared of women!
I'd rather die...!
369
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,310
Perhaps you've overdone
it just a wee bit?
370
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:07,170
No, this will sow seeds of fear and dis-
trust of women in his subconscious.
371
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:10,150
NO! Women!
372
00:23:10,150 --> 00:23:12,240
Ataru! It was all a dream!
373
00:23:12,650 --> 00:23:14,210
That's right, it
was a dream!
374
00:23:16,890 --> 00:23:19,220
A dream?
Then...
375
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:22,180
...this is reality...
This is...
376
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,730
This is the
real thing!
377
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:31,330
I like it, I like it! Real
women! Hallelujah!
378
00:23:31,900 --> 00:23:33,560
He hasn't changed
one bit!
379
00:23:35,110 --> 00:23:37,730
He's reveling in the pleasures
of reality.
380
00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:40,840
He's rotten to
the core!
381
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:46,440
I don't want to
do it with him!
382
00:23:53,860 --> 00:23:57,800
A love trap is set for Darling on a
street corner on Christmas Eve:
383
00:23:57,900 --> 00:24:01,430
...one love letter and a make-believe
woman named Kumino Otoko.
384
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:03,830
Concealing a plot to break
up our relationship...
385
00:24:03,940 --> 00:24:05,930
...the fateful evening
approaches!
386
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:11,380
We'll see you next time for "Pitter
Patter Christmas Eve!"
387
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:30,250
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
388
00:24:30,360 --> 00:24:37,460
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
389
00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:44,410
Hold on. What? What?
Something's weird!
390
00:24:44,510 --> 00:24:51,510
Hold on. What? What? Something's
definitely a little weird!
391
00:24:51,620 --> 00:24:58,180
If it gets weird, it
becomes fun!
392
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:05,720
Hearts pop up and fly away
into the night sky!
393
00:25:05,830 --> 00:25:12,860
Let's put weird and weird together,
and make it even weirder!
394
00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:18,240
Weird, weird space
is super-weird!
395
00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:27,050
Super-weird!
Terrible!
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