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Hey, Mom.
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What are you doing in here?
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Oh, I just, uh, thought I might take a
nap.
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In my bed?
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Yeah, it's like, um, it's more
comfortable, you know?
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Yeah. Okay.
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It's just, like, my back kind of, uh,
bothered me a little bit, so.
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All right.
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Is that okay?
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I guess so.
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Kind of weird, but that's fine.
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Cool. You comfortable in here?
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Yeah. I'm glad.
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Okay.
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How have you been?
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Um, I'm okay.
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You seem to stretch out lately.
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Everything all right?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Stuff at school, you know.
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It's kind of stressful.
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So how about you and your girlfriend
lately, huh?
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There's been like a few you've been
talking about.
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Anybody you like in particular?
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Yeah, I'm just kind of hanging out with
a few different girls.
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You're not hanging out, huh? What does
that mean?
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You know, just hanging out.
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So, am I allowed to ask, are you being
safe?
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Mom, yeah.
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Yeah, of course.
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Well, I mean, if there's a few, you
know, Mom has to make sure everything's
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okay.
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Yeah, Mom, I'm not stupid.
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So, my bed's that much more comfortable
now?
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Yeah. It is a lot nicer.
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Yeah.
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What's wrong?
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Well, I don't know. Just, like I said,
be careful and have your fun because I
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know this is the time to do it.
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Because later in life, once you find one
of them and you decide to get married,
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well, things just aren't the same after
that.
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What do you mean?
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I don't know. Something about marriage
just, like, kills your sex life.
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You get married, you never have sex
again. That's what happens. That's
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like with me and your father.
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What? We never have sex anymore.
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Why? I don't know. Once you get married
and you have a kid or two, things
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change, you know?
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It's not quite the same.
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That's weird, though.
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It is weird, and it's frustrating.
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It's frustrating because I'm still a
woman, you know? Like, I still like to
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sex.
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That's probably the last thing you want
to hear about your mom, but I still like
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to have sex.
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I just... So I'm just... Have fun.
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Have your fun.
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But just be safe at the same time, of
course.
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I'm sure your father and I have both
taught you about that.
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You have condoms, right?
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Yeah. Well, I have to ask.
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Yeah, of course.
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We put them in your stocking every year
to make sure you have a bunch.
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Yeah. No, you don't have to worry about
me, Mom.
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I'm safe and stuff.
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Do you have sex with them?
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Like, all of them?
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I mean, yeah. I mean, a few.
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A few.
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Okay, well, good for you.
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That's more than I'm having.
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It's frustrating.
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I mean, maybe it's just... Maybe it's...
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Dad's just not feeling good or
something.
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Well, whatever it is, I've never used my
vibrator more in my life than I do now.
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Really?
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Every day.
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I just kind of don't understand why Dad
wouldn't... I don't know. It's like some
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magical marriage curse.
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Get married, never have sex again.
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You think that's like it's a guarantee,
like you're supposed to have sex for
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life, right? Like that's what's supposed
to happen. But no, no, no, no, no.
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That's not the way it works.
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You get married, you pop out a kid or
two, and you never have sex again.
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It's like the marriage curse, not the
marriage blessing.
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I just don't.
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I mean, you're kind of hot, Mom. I mean,
like, I don't understand why.
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Thanks,
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honey, I think.
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I'm just saying, like, it's weird to me.
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Yeah, I wish I had an answer for it.
Because if I did, I could solve the
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problem, right?
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I don't know. I don't mean to burden you
with my problems.
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a whole lot more than you probably care
to hear, but maybe it'll change, you
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know?
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Yeah, I mean, I think it could.
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Just need to add a new spark to things.
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Yeah.
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Whoa.
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I thought these were missing from the
wash.
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Oh, I lost them a bit.
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Wait, I thought these were in the dirty
clothes.
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That's weird. Wait, what are you doing?
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Why? Honey? Oh, okay.
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Um... Well, honey,
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and these two, what have you been doing?
That's weird. I didn't see those. Is
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that why you're in here?
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Um, yeah.
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I'm sorry.
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These are mine.
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Yeah.
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And you? This is kind of embarrassing,
huh?
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Doesn't have to be.
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I haven't felt sexy in so long.
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You're like so sexy, mom.
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I mean, I know this is... Okay.
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He's got a little out of hand.
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I have to go now.
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Wait.
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Why don't you stay in here with me?
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We'll just take a nap together.
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Okay.
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I'll be okay, right?
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Just take the nap, okay?
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Thank you much.
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Okay.
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I can't do this.
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Mom, what's wrong?
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What? I don't know.
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