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Hey, Mom?

Yeah, honey, what?

Can you take a look at something for a second? I'm in the shower right now. I'm

just getting out. I'll look at it in a minute. Look a lot.

Honey,

I'm in the shower.

I just... What?

Can you take a look at my car? Oh, my God.

I just... I'm not sure if I need to... It won't go down.

I don't know if I need to go to the hospital or something.

Why won't it go down?

Could you just take a... Why are you showing me this?

I know, I'm just not sure if it just... It kind of hurts, and I...

I'm sorry. I shouldn't. It'll be fine, probably.

I'm sorry, Mom.

I'm sorry.

I'm good, Mom. I don't need any help.

No, I'm just... I'm fine.

I'm just... Don't worry about it. I'm okay.

I'm coming in. No, no, no.

I locked the... Shit, I didn't lock the... No, you didn't lock the door.

Hey, Mom.

Sorry, I just... So...

Explain to me what's going on.

I swear, I'm not like being like... trying to be weird or anything i just i

had like a um a boner for like five hours and it um five hours yeah it

like won't go away have you been doing this i mean uh uh most of

it i can't i just i can't um come and i'm just i was just kind of worried that

you know maybe like i need to go to the hospital or something why would you need

to go what's wrong with it

I just... It just... Okay,

I took... A friend of mine gave me this pill at school.

Okay.

I just thought it was, like, something... Why did you take a pill?

Like, you don't even know what it was?

Well, he said it was, like, gonna make me feel good.

You can't just take...

Random drugs like that from people? Come on!

Well, I know that now.

I just need to... I feel like I'm pretty close. If I just come, like... Oh, my

God. Like, it'll probably go away, right?

I don't know.

I don't know why, like... They probably gave you, like, some kind of... Erection

pill or something.

Like Viagra or something?

I don't know. Maybe.

It's been hard like that.

Yeah. All afternoon?

Yeah.

Are you sure it's not just because you just keep doing that?

Well, what am I supposed to do? It's not just going to, like, come by itself,

Mom. Like, I... And you think you might have to go to the hospital?

I don't... I mean, like, isn't that what happens? Like, if you can't, like, make

it go down? I don't know. Let me see.

Can you... Sorry.

I'm sorry, Mom. I didn't mean to... I just don't... I just didn't know what to

do.

Honey, the color's normal and everything.

I mean, yes, you have an erection, but, oh, my God.

Sorry.

Honey, are these real tight?

I mean, kind of. They don't look bad.

All right.

Let me see again.

Does that hurt when I do that?

I mean, a little bit.

How about up here? Is that sensitive?

Yeah, it's pretty sensitive.

Well, that could be just because you've been touching it so much.

Honey.

What have you done?

I know, I'm stupid. I'm sorry, Mom.

Take random drugs.

We'll give you at school.

Yeah, well, I know that now.

I guess I kind of should have known that before.

How long have you been doing this? Like a few hours.

What am I supposed to do?

And you can't come?

No. You can't have an orgasm? I don't understand. Okay, so sometimes I guess

that's a side effect is that men can't come on this kind of drug. I don't know.

All right.

It does seem like it is a little painful.

Yeah, a little bit.

All right.

Listen, I don't... Have you been watching porn?

I mean, I tried that.

It just didn't really help much.

I tried, like, squeezing my balls and doing some different stuff.

Okay, listen.

Close your eyes, okay?

Just close your eyes.

All right? Okay.

Do it, and don't pretend like I'm your girlfriend or something, okay? Close

eyes and don't think about it, all right? Okay.

Wait, what are you...

How's that, baby? Are you getting close? Oh, you're looking.

It's okay. Does it help when you look?

Um, maybe.

It's okay.

I'm sorry, Mom. I just... Is it okay that you...

Listen,

I don't need another expensive medical bill. We have enough bills as it is

around here.

We've got to take care of this.

All right?

You really put your finger on my butt. Yeah.

It helps, baby. It helps.

Are you getting close?

It feels pretty good.

Is that bad? It feels good?

Well, that's what we needed to happen, huh?

I'm sorry.

That definitely feels like... different.

Here.

Give me your hand. Here. Give me your hand.

Come on.

Will that help?

Okay, I need to get you excited as possible, you know, it's awkward

Getting closer?

I think so.

Yeah.

All right, come on.

Come on, baby. You can do it.

You can do it. Come on.

Come on.

Come on. You can do it.

Mommy's going to help you make it better. Okay?

Mommy's going to help you make it better.

Okay, Mommy.

Okay, it's not working.

All right, listen.

Listen. I'm going to turn around, okay?

I won't look, all right?

You have a girlfriend. You know where to put them, okay?

Let's take care of this.

Come on. It's okay.

We'll take care of it. Come on.

I won't look.

How does it go baby?

Don't worry about it, honey.

But it's okay.

it getting better?

Oh, it seems like you're kidding.

that you don't know what it is ever again.

Okay? Okay, Mom. I'm sorry. I was really dumb.

If you want something like that, let Mommy give it.