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My stepbrother was too sweet for his own good.

He tried so hard to become what he thought women wanted, that he ended up

becoming someone else entirely, hiding all the things that made him lovable to

begin with.

Thank you. I never know how to tie these.

You don't need one of these for a first date.

Yeah, but I want to make a good first impression.

That's your problem. You try too hard.

So what do I do?

Just be yourself. Just lose the sports coat, untuck the shirt, and stop curling

your hair like that.

Thank you for setting me up.

I'd never get a date without you.

And you can thank me by not coming home till tomorrow so I can have the house to

myself for once.

Why are you

home so early?

She left after the first drink. She said she had homework to finish.

Fuck her.

I just wish I knew what I was doing wrong so that at least then I could stop

doing it.

I swear I'm going to die a virgin.

Wait, you're a virgin?

Yeah, I know. I'm lame.

No, no, that just makes so much sense.

Oh, that makes me feel better.

No, it's just that you're trying so hard to get laid and...

You're just building it up so much, and honestly, if you just didn't try so

hard, inevitably you would get laid.

Maybe, but that requires me to get laid first.

Well, I can fuck you. What?

Yeah. I mean, I've always wanted to date you, but I know I can't because our

parents are together, so the least I can do is take your virginity.

Wait, you're serious?

Yeah.

Come on, you know that I'll do anything for my family. And besides, Mom and

Dad aren't going to be home until, like, super late.

Are you sure this isn't going to make things weird between us? Do I look like

it'll make things weird?

There's that sexy body.

I can't believe I fucked you yet.

Have you ever touched a girl before?

Never.

Have you ever seen breasts before in person?

I've never seen boobs.

Do you like them?

Yeah.

They're really nice.

Do you like them?

Does that feel good?

Yeah. Do you like how those feel?

Mm -hmm.

How do you like touching them?

This is what you've always wanted to do.

Oh

my

God, they're

so nice.

Yeah, they feel so good.

Excited.

Do you feel it getting wet?

Yeah?

Do you like touching my pussy?

Is this the first time you've ever rubbed a pussy?

Nice and wet massage for you.

Have you ever seen a woman's pussy in real life? No.

Never? Do you want to?

Yeah.

Do you like it?

How did you taste that?

Give it a lick.

Have you had a good lifetime?

Yeah.

Amen.

oh my god oh

my

god, yes

Mmm.

Do you want to feel what it's like for me to be on top?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. That feels so

good.

Does this feel good to you? Yeah.

Do you like how this feels?

Yeah. Do you like the feeling of a person on top of you? Yeah, your person

so good. Do you like being in control?

Yeah.

Do you like how it feels to have your dick get rid of? Oh my God.

Oh, you're doing so good. Your cock is so hard.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

Amen.

Amen.

Amazing. I'm so glad that I could be here first time.

Thank you for taking my virginity.

Anything for you.