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All right, I'm done with these equations.

They're driving me batshit.

Yeah, you're going almost an hour.

Your brain needs a break.

Yes, it does.

Wait.

Yeah, what's up?

I said I was done with the equations.

I didn't say I was done with you.

Okay. Well, what else do you want to work on?

Us.

Sorry, what?

Uncle Quentin.

This whole thing has been going on between us far too long. Uh, wait. Do

whole thing.

Oh, come on. Don't act like you're so innocent.

Oh, God. I am innocent.

Oh, God.

Evelyn, please.

Come on. You know you want it.

What?

I hear you and Aunt Gemma fucking like rabbits.

Dirty talking.

Um,

I guess we'll be quieter next time.

Don't. It's hot. It gets me off.

Knowing that someone in this house is getting laid.

My parents never fuck.

I'm glad to hear that.

But I bet you and I could have a lot of fun.

Everyone, please.

Aunt Gemma would kill you, wouldn't she?

You, being with a younger woman.

But I bet you'd like to.

That's why your dick is so hard.

You're dying to know what it would be like to fuck a young woman again.

Am I wrong?

Evelyn, we can't do this.

Thank you.

Mm. Mm.

Yeah, you want me to.

Boop boop boop.

Yes.

Cover me in your cum.

You shouldn't have done that.

I know.

I'm going to tell Aunt Gemma how you came on to me.

I didn't come on to you.

She doesn't know that.

Are you fucking crazy?

I either tell Aunt Gemma or... Or what?

We have to move out.

What? Why?

Look, this whole living arrangement is a bad idea.

You should just tell your sister to buy you out and then...

find our own place.

Then we'd have to get a job.

What's the use between this morning and now?

I did something really, really bad.

And if we don't move out, it's going to get even worse.

What did you do?

I slept with Evelyn.

You what? I don't! I don't even know how!

It's just, when it was done, she blackmailed me.

She blackmailed you?

Yeah, she said if we didn't move out, she would tell you that I came home to

her.

Please, say something.

Okay, um, not exactly the reaction I was expecting. Oh my god, she fucking

planned this.

Who? Who? Aurora.

Wait, she planned this? Oh, and as pissed off as I am that you cheated on

with a 22 -year -old, there's no fucking way we're moving out.

But we... No, let it be awkward for them. It won't be awkward for us.

We're going to pretend that everything is fucking fine.

Because it is fine.

I'm not even going to get mad.

I'm just going to get revenge.

How do you plan to do that?

Well, she sicked her kid on you.

I'm going to sick mine on her.

Oh.

Hey.

What are you doing?

I just came here to thank you.

Thank me for what? For proving to me that I can be anything I want in this

world.

That's... That's great, honey. So when are you moving out?

I'm not moving out. I'm going to stay right here with you.

What? Yeah, you said I could be anything I want in this life, and what I want

more than anything in the world is to be with you.

No, what are you talking about?

Yeah, it's going to be awesome. Me and you forever.

I want to live right down the hall. We're going to see each other every

In the end, nobody won. I mean, not really.

Not only did we all still live under the same roof, but the hell had only just

begun.