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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:14,720 My wife Gemma and her estranged sister Aurora inherited a huge estate when 2 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,720 mother died. 3 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:19,240 Both of them thought over which of them deserved to live there more, and when 4 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,600 neither of them could reach an agreement, Gemma just moved us into the 5 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,600 with our foster children. 6 00:00:23,860 --> 00:00:27,900 A week later, Aurora, her husband, and their children moved in too. 7 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:35,840 Initially, I thought the situation would be disastrous. 8 00:00:36,780 --> 00:00:40,160 Two sisters that barely spoke to one another now living under one roof. 9 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:42,480 But my wife had made up her mind. 10 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:45,120 She was never giving the house over to Aurora. 11 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:48,420 And so, we made the most of it. 12 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:51,720 Ever since we moved in, you've not been able to keep your hands off me. 13 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:57,440 Well, you know, my little sister has always gotten everything she ever 14 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:04,519 And now that she hasn't, it's kind of a turn on. It's not been that 15 00:01:04,519 --> 00:01:05,519 bad since we got here. 16 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:07,540 Well, the kids are a buffer. 17 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:10,200 Uh -huh. And what are you going to do when they go to college? 18 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:12,380 They're not going to college. 19 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:17,880 I mean, it's too late for them to apply this semester, but they can surely apply 20 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:18,880 in the spring. 21 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:22,980 We can't afford college, Quentin. We don't have jobs. 22 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:25,960 Ah, we've got scholarships, you know, for small kids. 23 00:01:27,020 --> 00:01:31,260 Which is a miracle, considering the fact that their biological parents are such 24 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:32,500 morons. True. 25 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:35,830 I don't want them to leave. 26 00:01:38,170 --> 00:01:39,350 Live their lives. 27 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:42,170 And they can in a few years. 28 00:01:42,830 --> 00:01:48,590 In the meantime, they can, you know, get jobs and get some real life experience 29 00:01:48,590 --> 00:01:49,590 behind them. 30 00:01:50,370 --> 00:01:53,790 Are you sure this is not just another jab at your sister? 31 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:56,270 That's just an added bonus. 32 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:58,530 She's the cunt of all cunts. 33 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,470 I don't care what you have to do. 34 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,610 Make their life a living hell. 35 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:15,350 Make them think that living in a college dorm would be better than this. But get 36 00:02:15,350 --> 00:02:16,770 them the fuck out of here. 37 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:18,410 Do you understand? 38 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:19,630 Yes, I understand. 39 00:02:20,130 --> 00:02:21,130 Do you? 40 00:02:21,670 --> 00:02:22,670 Yes. 41 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:25,310 I had you and your sister when I was 15 years old. 42 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:29,130 Two kids in high school. Do you have any idea what my life was like? You may 43 00:02:29,130 --> 00:02:32,010 have fucked up my childhood, but I am not about to let you fuck up my 44 00:02:32,350 --> 00:02:34,330 So you fucking get in there and you handle it. 45 00:02:35,710 --> 00:02:36,369 Yes, Mom. 46 00:02:36,370 --> 00:02:37,650 I'm going to have a look. All right. 47 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:49,890 Not much. 48 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,950 Your mom still wants us out of here. 49 00:02:53,370 --> 00:02:55,070 She's still thinking of the crowd in there right now. 50 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,930 Um, okay. Well, my mom inherited the house, too. 51 00:02:59,290 --> 00:03:00,290 I know. 52 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:03,570 Well, it doesn't really matter. If I don't land the scholarship, I'm not 53 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:04,570 anywhere. 54 00:03:05,549 --> 00:03:08,070 Do you really want to leave? Of course. Why? 55 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:14,290 I don't know. I mean, having you guys around, it's been really nice to see you 56 00:03:14,290 --> 00:03:15,290 guys around again. 57 00:03:15,910 --> 00:03:19,690 Yeah, I understand, but I don't want to end up like either of our parents, not 58 00:03:19,690 --> 00:03:20,990 really doing anything with their lives. 59 00:03:21,270 --> 00:03:22,270 Yeah, I know. 60 00:03:24,050 --> 00:03:29,830 You know what you could do? 61 00:03:30,250 --> 00:03:31,250 What's that? 62 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:33,250 Now tell me. 63 00:03:35,060 --> 00:03:39,420 Nah, it's too fucked up in your family, so... Nathan, we're not family. 64 00:03:39,740 --> 00:03:40,840 I mean, not technically. 65 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:44,500 I was adopted. The only person I'm actually related to in this house is my 66 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:45,500 brother. So tell me. 67 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:51,220 Um... You could get a job at the captain's lounge. 68 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:53,060 The strip club? 69 00:03:53,260 --> 00:03:54,260 Why not? 70 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,900 Because I'm not a stripper and my mom would fucking kill me. 71 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,900 Since when did you ever care what people thought of you? 72 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,820 True. But I can't dance worth shit. 73 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:06,090 You just need to be hot and guys will throw money at you. 74 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:09,330 Well, you're hot, so... Really? 75 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,750 Yeah. Well, I heard the real money's in the lap dances. 76 00:04:13,530 --> 00:04:14,530 Oh, yeah, for sure. 77 00:04:14,690 --> 00:04:15,690 And how would you know? 78 00:04:16,510 --> 00:04:17,510 I had a couple. 79 00:04:19,209 --> 00:04:20,730 Okay, then teach me. 80 00:04:21,550 --> 00:04:23,410 Teach you what? How to give a lap dance. 81 00:04:25,410 --> 00:04:26,470 Why do you always do this? 82 00:04:26,770 --> 00:04:27,770 Do what? 83 00:04:28,390 --> 00:04:29,770 Distract me from the job at hand. 84 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:33,500 Look, the only job at hand is getting me out of the house, and the only way I 85 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:34,900 can do that is if I earn enough money. 86 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,520 So I'm going to ask you one more time. 87 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:38,020 Teach me how to give a lap dance. 88 00:04:39,940 --> 00:04:40,940 All right. 89 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:52,280 I guess, uh, start grinding on me? 90 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:58,100 Okay. Like, how close am I supposed to be? Like, should I go farther? I would, 91 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,640 um, I would... Try to get as close as possible. 92 00:05:01,560 --> 00:05:03,760 Okay. Probably, like, right here. 93 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:04,980 Yeah. Right? 94 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,860 Yeah. Should I just... I get down. 95 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,720 Should I right yourself around? 96 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,120 Okay. 97 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:15,240 Like, should I go, like, up and down? 98 00:05:15,540 --> 00:05:18,220 Should I, like... Mix it up. 99 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:27,820 And, um... I guess you'd put your boobs by faith. 100 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:34,060 Take them all right here. 101 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,400 Yeah, that's good. 102 00:05:40,460 --> 00:05:45,680 Okay. I feel like this is not going to make me spend the money, but... You 103 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:46,860 you've got to work your way into it. 104 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,760 Why don't you put them on your head and jiggle them around? 105 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,500 Yeah, 106 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,240 just like that. 107 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,500 Feels kind of weird. 108 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:02,220 Well, um... One thing, uh... 109 00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:06,310 I've seen them do is they grab my hands and they rub them around your body. 110 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:10,410 Okay. Something like... Yeah, like that. 111 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:12,370 That? 112 00:06:13,010 --> 00:06:14,010 Yeah, that's good. 113 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 You're a good teacher. 114 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,300 I think I'm getting better at this. 115 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,520 I think so. 116 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:45,920 I guess you take off your shirt, right? 117 00:06:46,900 --> 00:06:47,900 I guess. 118 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:50,860 I guess that's what stripping is, isn't it? 119 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:52,520 Yeah. 120 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:56,940 I think that's a good idea. 121 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,179 Yeah? 122 00:06:58,180 --> 00:06:59,940 Mm -hmm. I think you're going to do good. 123 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,160 You'll be in college in no time. 124 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,120 I think I can make some good money. 125 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,400 Yeah. 126 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:08,640 Hell, I'd pay you. 127 00:07:17,820 --> 00:07:20,520 Feels like I'm doing a good job. 128 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:23,420 Yeah, well... Yeah. 129 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:30,520 What about if... 130 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:32,440 I lick on them. 131 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:33,740 Is 132 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:40,680 that 133 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,260 what customers usually do? 134 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,400 I'm sure at some places. 135 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:07,380 What if... 136 00:08:41,179 --> 00:08:42,179 Me too. 137 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,100 Of course I give you lap dances. 138 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,800 No. 139 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 I want to. 140 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:52,060 sit back on the bed, and I see how it feels to actually grind on your dick. 141 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,780 working at the strip club or going to college. 142 00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:24,140 Well, I have to get out of here. Your mom wants me out. 143 00:29:24,700 --> 00:29:26,620 Fuck what she wants. I want you here. 10054

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