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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,866 --> 00:00:25,836 [rock music] 2 00:00:25,869 --> 00:00:31,242 * 3 00:00:31,275 --> 00:00:32,576 [dialogue not audible] 4 00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:37,714 * 5 00:00:37,748 --> 00:00:39,350 MOVE IT! 6 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:40,651 FASTER! PUSH! 7 00:00:40,684 --> 00:00:42,586 QUIT SLACKING! I'M NOT SLACKING. 8 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:43,820 IS THAT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR? 9 00:00:43,854 --> 00:00:45,222 SIR, I'M NOT SLACKING. 10 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:46,823 YOU STAND UP. YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE! 11 00:00:46,857 --> 00:00:48,325 I FEEL LOUSY. I CAN'T. 12 00:00:48,359 --> 00:00:50,627 "CAN'T" DOESN'T EXIST HERE! 13 00:00:50,661 --> 00:00:51,762 NOW, YOU FINISH THIS COURSE, 14 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:54,331 OR YOU'RE IN ISOLATION THE REST OF THE DAY, YOU HEAR ME? 15 00:00:54,365 --> 00:00:56,800 MACDONALD, YOU READY TO MAKE PARKS EAT YOUR DUST? 16 00:00:56,833 --> 00:00:59,270 SIR, YES, SIR! READY, GO! 17 00:00:59,303 --> 00:01:04,241 ARE YOUR EARS MALFUNCTIONING? I SAID GO! GO! 18 00:01:04,275 --> 00:01:07,311 GO! GET DOWN! GET DOWN! 19 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:09,246 BELLY DOWN! 20 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,714 BELLY DOWN. 21 00:01:10,747 --> 00:01:11,748 MOVE IT! 22 00:01:11,782 --> 00:01:15,319 GET UP ON THERE. YOU'VE GOTTA PUSH. 23 00:01:15,352 --> 00:01:17,221 MOVE IT. DON'T YOU DARE FALL. 24 00:01:17,254 --> 00:01:18,922 GRAB THE BARS. GRAB THERE! 25 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,225 MOVE IT! MOVE IT! KNEES UP. 26 00:01:21,258 --> 00:01:23,494 KNEES UP! MOVE! MOVE! 27 00:01:23,527 --> 00:01:26,497 FIND THE WALL! HIT THAT WALL! HIT THAT WALL! 28 00:01:26,530 --> 00:01:29,700 MOVE IT. GET UP ON THERE. 29 00:01:29,733 --> 00:01:34,405 DON'T YOU FALL ON ME. FASTER! MOVE IT! 30 00:01:38,575 --> 00:01:40,444 WHAT'S THE MATTER, PARKS? 31 00:01:40,477 --> 00:01:43,314 YOU GOT A BOO BOO? 32 00:01:43,347 --> 00:01:44,147 SIR, I'M BLEEDING, SIR. 33 00:01:44,181 --> 00:01:47,351 IS YOUR LIFE IN IMMEDIATE DANGER? NO. 34 00:01:47,384 --> 00:01:50,587 THEN YOU GET YOUR ASS UP OVER THAT WALL! 35 00:01:50,621 --> 00:01:54,791 I SAID GET YOUR ASS OVER THE--GAAA! 36 00:01:54,825 --> 00:01:56,327 AAH... 37 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,394 WHAT'S GOING ON? 38 00:01:57,428 --> 00:01:58,695 MY BACK HURTS. 39 00:01:58,729 --> 00:02:01,598 I CAN'T MOVE. 40 00:02:01,632 --> 00:02:05,869 HELP. HELP. I CAN'T GET UP. 41 00:02:05,902 --> 00:02:09,806 "CAN'T" DOESN'T EXIST HERE. 42 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,376 GET-- 43 00:02:12,409 --> 00:02:14,478 [pained groans] 44 00:02:14,511 --> 00:02:18,315 (male singer) * I NEED IT, I NEED IT 45 00:02:18,349 --> 00:02:19,483 * I NEED IT 46 00:02:23,254 --> 00:02:26,257 [Massive Attack's Teardrop] 47 00:02:26,290 --> 00:02:32,929 * 48 00:02:55,018 --> 00:02:56,720 WE SHOULD NOT BE LOOKING AT THIS. HE SENT OUT AN ALERT. 49 00:02:56,753 --> 00:02:57,888 IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO LOOK. 50 00:02:57,921 --> 00:02:59,723 THOUGH I AM STRAINING MY EYES. 51 00:02:59,756 --> 00:03:02,793 WHAT ARE WE CHECKING OUT? YOUR PROFILE PAGE. 52 00:03:02,826 --> 00:03:05,796 WHY? I HAVEN'T-- 53 00:03:05,829 --> 00:03:09,566 THAT...IS NOT ME. 54 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:11,435 THAT IS YOU. 55 00:03:11,468 --> 00:03:14,271 THAT'S ME, BUT THAT IS NOT. 56 00:03:14,305 --> 00:03:16,006 WHOEVER DID THIS MADE IT SMALLER. 57 00:03:16,039 --> 00:03:17,808 MUCH, MUCH SMALLER. 58 00:03:17,841 --> 00:03:20,277 WHOEVER DID THIS HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU. 59 00:03:20,311 --> 00:03:21,745 IRONIC, SINCE YOUR BONE IS-- 60 00:03:21,778 --> 00:03:23,380 IS NOT IN THAT PICTURE. 61 00:03:23,414 --> 00:03:24,815 MY PROOF IS RIGHT HERE. YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE IT? 62 00:03:24,848 --> 00:03:27,017 OH, WHOA. CONVINCED. 63 00:03:27,050 --> 00:03:30,687 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO DID THIS? 64 00:03:30,721 --> 00:03:32,989 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE ORIGINAL PICTURE IS FROM. 65 00:03:33,023 --> 00:03:35,058 THE BATHROOM AT THE CARLTON HOTEL. 66 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:37,728 THE TOWEL. HOTEL LOGO'S REVERSED. 67 00:03:37,761 --> 00:03:39,430 SHOT MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN THE MIRROR. 68 00:03:39,463 --> 00:03:41,732 WE WERE THERE FOR SANFORD WELLS' WEDDING. 69 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,334 THAT MUST NARROW IT DOWN. 70 00:03:43,367 --> 00:03:45,035 HE SLEPT WITH THREE WOMEN THERE. 71 00:03:45,068 --> 00:03:47,371 OH, YOU'RE A WHORE. 72 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:51,975 [House singing indistinctly] 73 00:03:52,008 --> 00:03:53,977 * 74 00:03:54,010 --> 00:03:56,313 38-YEAR-OLD FORMER MARINE 75 00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:57,848 CAME INTO THE E.R. WITH BACK PAIN. 76 00:03:57,881 --> 00:03:59,750 NOW HIS BLADDER ACHES AS MUCH AS HIS BACK 77 00:03:59,783 --> 00:04:00,984 BECAUSE HE CAN'T EMPTY IT. 78 00:04:01,017 --> 00:04:03,354 WHAT ARE WE LOOKING AT THIS MORNING? 79 00:04:03,387 --> 00:04:04,688 UP-SKIRT CELEBRITY? 80 00:04:04,721 --> 00:04:06,557 ENDEARINGLY FUNNY CAT? 81 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:09,025 ANOTHER STUDY ABOUT GAYS BEING BETTER PARENTS. 82 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:10,694 WE WERE LURED IN BY THE WORD "LESBIAN." 83 00:04:10,727 --> 00:04:13,764 (Chase) OR ANTICHOLINERGICS?IHISTAMINES 84 00:04:13,797 --> 00:04:16,500 NOPE. AND THE E.R. RULED OUT ENLARGED PROSTATE, 85 00:04:16,533 --> 00:04:18,435 STOPPED COLON, AND SPINAL INJURY. 86 00:04:18,469 --> 00:04:20,504 MILITARY HISTORY-- 87 00:04:20,537 --> 00:04:22,072 IN SUSPICIOUSLY GOOD SHAPE FOR HIS AGE. 88 00:04:22,105 --> 00:04:24,641 MAKES A LIVING BULLYING KIDS. 89 00:04:24,675 --> 00:04:27,077 I'M THINKING...STEROIDS? 90 00:04:27,110 --> 00:04:28,579 FASCINATING. 91 00:04:28,612 --> 00:04:30,947 THANKS. WE CAN WEAN HIM OFF-- 92 00:04:30,981 --> 00:04:32,616 STEROIDS ISN'T FASCINATING, IT'S MORONIC. 93 00:04:32,649 --> 00:04:35,352 THERE'S NO OTHER SIGN OF HORMONAL IMBALANCE. 94 00:04:35,386 --> 00:04:36,853 WHAT'S FASCINATING IS THAT YOU EQUATE 95 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:37,988 DISCIPLINE WITH BULLYING. 96 00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:40,457 WHICH MEANS THAT YOUR PARENTS EITHER DISCIPLINED YOU 97 00:04:40,491 --> 00:04:42,593 TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE-- I'M GUESSING TOO LITTLE. 98 00:04:42,626 --> 00:04:45,729 IT'S HARDLY SURPRISING YOU AGREE WITH OUR PATIENT'S PHILOSOPHY. 99 00:04:45,762 --> 00:04:47,731 YOU RUN YOUR DEPARTMENT LIKE A BOOT CAMP. 100 00:04:47,764 --> 00:04:53,637 AS IF CRUELTY ENSURES PERFORMANCE. 101 00:04:55,606 --> 00:04:57,408 OH, IS THIS WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO DISAGREE WITH YOU? 102 00:04:57,441 --> 00:05:00,411 THE DIAGNOSIS OF URINARY RETENTION DEPENDS ON 103 00:05:00,444 --> 00:05:01,912 THE PARTICULAR MECHANICAL CAUSE. 104 00:05:01,945 --> 00:05:03,947 WE NEED TO KNOW IF THERE'S A BLOCKAGE IN THE URETHRA 105 00:05:03,980 --> 00:05:05,716 VERSUS A NERVE OR A MUSCLE PROBLEM WITH THE BLADDER. 106 00:05:05,749 --> 00:05:07,818 FASCINATING... WITHOUT MISDIRECT. 107 00:05:07,851 --> 00:05:09,620 CATH HIM AND SEE WHAT'S STOPPING HIM 108 00:05:09,653 --> 00:05:11,154 FROM EMPTYING HIS BILGE. 109 00:05:11,187 --> 00:05:13,156 OH, NOT YOU, CHASE. 110 00:05:13,189 --> 00:05:15,058 SENDING CAPTAIN MICROPENIS TO DEAL WITH 111 00:05:15,091 --> 00:05:16,827 WHAT IS PROBABLY NORMAL-SIZED EQUIPMENT, 112 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,862 IT'S TOO CRUEL, EVEN FOR ME. 113 00:05:30,607 --> 00:05:32,075 GOOD MORNING. 114 00:05:34,911 --> 00:05:37,914 AND WHAT BRINGS THE LESSER CUDDY TO THESE PARTS? 115 00:05:37,948 --> 00:05:41,117 PEDIATRICIAN APPOINTMENT FOR AN S-H-O-T. 116 00:05:41,151 --> 00:05:43,019 WALDENWOOD INSISTS VACCINATION REPORTS 117 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:44,988 GO IN WITH THE APPLICATION. 118 00:05:45,021 --> 00:05:46,022 HONEY, FINISH YOUR OATMEAL. 119 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:47,791 WALDENWOOD. 120 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:49,493 IS THAT BY ANY CHANCE A BOARDING SCHOOL 121 00:05:49,526 --> 00:05:52,195 OR A WORK CAMP? 122 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:53,997 IT'S OUR FIRST-CHOICE PRESCHOOL. 123 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:54,998 (House) BLOCKS MADE OF GOLD... 124 00:05:55,031 --> 00:05:57,501 KIDS DON'T HAVE TO PICK THEIR OWN NOSES... 125 00:05:57,534 --> 00:05:59,936 GREAT FACILITIES AND TEACHERS. 126 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,873 AND THEY'RE KNOWN FOR THEIR GIFTED PROGRAM. 127 00:06:02,906 --> 00:06:05,809 YOU SURE THAT'S THE RIGHT PLACE FOR HER? 128 00:06:05,842 --> 00:06:08,512 SOUNDS A LITTLE SNOBBY. 129 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:10,113 (Cuddy) WE VISITED.Y RESEARCH. 130 00:06:10,146 --> 00:06:13,984 IT'S A PERFECT FIT. 131 00:06:19,055 --> 00:06:20,824 (Foreman) YOU'LL FEEL PRESSURE. 132 00:06:20,857 --> 00:06:22,493 I NEED YOU TO TELL US WHEN THE URGE TO VOID 133 00:06:22,526 --> 00:06:23,927 BECOMES UNBEARABLE. MM-HMM. 134 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,562 SORRY, CAN'T MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER 135 00:06:25,596 --> 00:06:26,897 TILL WE MAKE YOU FEEL WORSE. 136 00:06:26,930 --> 00:06:28,499 I GET IT. 137 00:06:28,532 --> 00:06:30,000 GOES FOR WHAT I DO TOO. 138 00:06:30,033 --> 00:06:32,936 WE CAUSE PAIN WHEN IT'S THE ONLY OPTION. 139 00:06:32,969 --> 00:06:34,971 THE KIDS I WORK WITH AT THE CAMP ARE THERE 140 00:06:35,005 --> 00:06:36,072 BECAUSE A JUDGE SENT THEM. 141 00:06:36,106 --> 00:06:37,908 I CAN'T TEACH THEM GOOD BEHAVIORS 142 00:06:37,941 --> 00:06:40,577 WITHOUT FIRST GETTING RID OF ALL THEIR BAD ONES. 143 00:06:40,611 --> 00:06:42,913 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN UNLESS I PUSH THEM. 144 00:06:42,946 --> 00:06:44,548 I DON'T SEE WHY METAPHORICAL PUSHING 145 00:06:44,581 --> 00:06:46,517 HAS TO INVOLVE ACTUAL PUSHING. 146 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:49,219 I MAY WORK THESE KIDS HARD, BUT I NEVER HIT THEM. 147 00:06:49,252 --> 00:06:51,922 YOU MARCH THEM INTO THE GROUND INSTEAD OF KNOCKING THEM THERE. 148 00:06:51,955 --> 00:06:53,557 YEAH, WELL, IT BEATS THE ALTERNATIVES, 149 00:06:53,590 --> 00:06:56,627 WHICH IS ENDING UP IN JAIL OR IN A GANG OR...A COFFIN. 150 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:58,529 HOW OFTEN DO YOU PULL THAT OFF? 151 00:06:58,562 --> 00:07:00,096 TWO-THIRDS NEVER RE-OFFEND. 152 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,765 THAT'S BETTER NUMBERS THAN JUVIE. 153 00:07:04,868 --> 00:07:07,270 SHE'S BRILLIANT, BUT NEW TO THE REAL WORLD. 154 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:08,839 YEAH. 155 00:07:08,872 --> 00:07:10,807 HEY, DOC, I GOTTA GO. 156 00:07:10,841 --> 00:07:12,175 LET'S EMPTY YOU OUT. 157 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:13,644 TAKE THIS URINE TO TAUB. 158 00:07:13,677 --> 00:07:14,711 HAVE HIM SCREEN IT FOR BACTERIA. 159 00:07:14,745 --> 00:07:16,479 I'LL ANALYZE THIS DATA. 160 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:22,519 (Chase) HALF HOUR ON THE PHONE, 161 00:07:22,553 --> 00:07:24,120 NO GO. 162 00:07:24,154 --> 00:07:26,723 WEBSITE WON'T TAKE DOWN THE PICTURE. I THOUGHT THEIR POLICY 163 00:07:26,757 --> 00:07:28,659 DOESN'T ALLOW NUDE PHOTOS. 164 00:07:28,692 --> 00:07:29,960 NOW TAP THE TUBE GENTLY AGAINST THE TABLE 165 00:07:29,993 --> 00:07:32,696 TO RE-SUSPEND THE CELLS. 166 00:07:32,729 --> 00:07:33,897 THEY DON'T. 167 00:07:33,930 --> 00:07:39,102 TECHNICALLY... I'M NO LONGER NUDE. 168 00:07:39,135 --> 00:07:42,072 MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT DOWN YOUR ACCOUNT. 169 00:07:42,105 --> 00:07:43,607 I TRIED, BUT WHOEVER DID THIS CHANGED MY PASSWORD, 170 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,075 SO I CAN'T EVEN PROVE IT'S MY PAGE. 171 00:07:45,108 --> 00:07:45,776 WELL, THERE'S A CLUE. 172 00:07:45,809 --> 00:07:47,844 SHE'S GOT SERIOUS TEXT SKILLS. 173 00:07:47,878 --> 00:07:50,547 MY PASSWORD WAS "PASSWORD." 174 00:07:51,948 --> 00:07:53,684 YOU'RE A DUMB WHORE. 175 00:07:53,717 --> 00:07:55,986 (Taub) DO ANY OF THE THREE SEEM LIKE A MORE LIKELY SUSPECT? 176 00:07:56,019 --> 00:07:57,988 MAYBE ONE WAS CLINGIER? 177 00:07:58,021 --> 00:07:59,690 I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THEIR NAMES. 178 00:07:59,723 --> 00:08:01,558 (Taub) LISTEN, THIS IS A TOUGH TIME FOR ME. 179 00:08:01,592 --> 00:08:04,761 BREAKING UP WITH RACHEL, MOVING INTO A HOTEL. 180 00:08:04,795 --> 00:08:06,897 I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR HUMILIATION 181 00:08:06,930 --> 00:08:09,766 HAS EASED MY BURDEN. 182 00:08:16,106 --> 00:08:17,007 URINE IS CLEAN FOR BACTERIA. 183 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,175 NOT SURPRISING, SINCE HIS BLADDER TESTS SHOW 184 00:08:19,209 --> 00:08:21,177 THAT HIS PAIN PROBLEM IS REALLY A NERVE PROBLEM. 185 00:08:21,211 --> 00:08:23,179 NEUROGENIC BLADDER. COULD MEAN SPINAL CORD TUMOR, 186 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:24,014 CEREBRAL PALSY. 187 00:08:24,047 --> 00:08:25,181 HOUSE IS GONNA GO RIGHT FOR SYPHILIS. 188 00:08:25,215 --> 00:08:26,216 HOW CAN HE BE SO SURE? 189 00:08:26,249 --> 00:08:28,819 RARE COMPLICATION OF AN EMBARRASSING ILLNESS. 190 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:30,153 IT'S PRACTICALLY A HOUSE SPECIAL. 191 00:08:30,186 --> 00:08:30,987 I WANT TO GET AHEAD. 192 00:08:31,021 --> 00:08:34,625 LET'S GO TEST HIS BLOOD FOR SYPHILIS. 193 00:08:34,658 --> 00:08:35,558 (Masters) OKAY, I'M GONNA TAKE SOME BLOOD. 194 00:08:35,592 --> 00:08:37,761 THIS WILL ONLY HURT FOR A SECOND. READY? 195 00:08:37,794 --> 00:08:39,129 [slaps his vein] 196 00:08:39,162 --> 00:08:42,866 STOP IT! STOP TRYING TO KILL ME. 197 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:44,134 HEY, LET HER GO. THAT GIRL WAS TRYING TO KILL ME! 198 00:08:44,167 --> 00:08:46,102 LET HER GO. 199 00:08:46,136 --> 00:08:48,872 SECURITY, GET SOME HELP IN HERE! LET ME GO. 200 00:08:48,905 --> 00:08:50,874 LET ME GO! 201 00:08:56,913 --> 00:08:58,248 OW! 202 00:08:58,281 --> 00:09:00,383 (House) SHE'S FINE. HOW 'BOUT WE GET BACK 203 00:09:00,416 --> 00:09:01,785 TO SOMEONE WHO ISN'T? 204 00:09:01,818 --> 00:09:03,386 THE PATIENT'S IN RESTRAINTS AND ON HALDOL, 205 00:09:03,419 --> 00:09:05,889 WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE MADE HIM LUCID. DIFFERENTIAL DIAGNOSIS. 206 00:09:05,922 --> 00:09:08,258 BACK PAIN, NEUROGENIC BLADDER, PSYCHOSIS. 207 00:09:08,291 --> 00:09:10,293 A SYMPTOM WHICH WE LEARNED ABOUT WHEN HE CHOKED ME. 208 00:09:10,326 --> 00:09:12,362 HATE TO SLOW US DOWN BY ACKNOWLEDGING IT. 209 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:13,897 AND YET YOU HAVE. 210 00:09:13,930 --> 00:09:16,299 TERTIARY SYPHILIS FITS. 211 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:17,668 THE TESTS CAME BACK NEGATIVE. 212 00:09:17,701 --> 00:09:19,836 SEVERAL MEDS COULD CAUSE THOSE SYMPTOMS. 213 00:09:19,870 --> 00:09:21,805 TRICYCLIC ANTIDEPRESSANTS, RITALIN. 214 00:09:21,838 --> 00:09:23,406 (Masters) ALSO OTHER NATIVE PLANTS. 215 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:24,641 WORMWOOD, JIMSON WEED. 216 00:09:24,675 --> 00:09:27,043 THE AMOUNT OF JIMSON WEED OR RITALIN HE'D HAVE TO INGEST, 217 00:09:27,077 --> 00:09:28,044 SEEMS LIKE HE WOULD HAVE MENTIONED IT. 218 00:09:28,078 --> 00:09:29,946 UNLESS HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT. 219 00:09:29,980 --> 00:09:32,783 MAYBE ONE OF THOSE KIDS AT THE CAMP 220 00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:34,985 GOT TIRED OF DRISCOLL'S LESSONS AND POISONED HIM. 221 00:09:38,421 --> 00:09:39,656 GO TO THE CAMP. 222 00:09:39,690 --> 00:09:42,258 CHECK FOR POTENTIAL POISONS. 223 00:09:42,292 --> 00:09:45,696 I ALL BUT IGNORED YOUR ASSAULT, 224 00:09:45,729 --> 00:09:47,731 SHOWED YOU NO COMPASSION WHATSOEVER, 225 00:09:47,764 --> 00:09:50,734 BUT YOU CAME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA. 226 00:09:50,767 --> 00:09:52,035 SCORE ONE FOR TOUGH LOVE. 227 00:09:56,006 --> 00:09:58,975 GLAD TO HEAR YOU MET SOMEONE YOU LIKE. 228 00:09:59,009 --> 00:09:59,976 WEDDINGS ARE GOOD FOR THAT. 229 00:10:00,010 --> 00:10:01,712 I WAS HOPING TO GET IN TOUCH. 230 00:10:01,745 --> 00:10:03,747 THE THING IS, I'M A BIT FUZZY ON NAMES. 231 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:06,416 SORRY. OPEN BAR. 232 00:10:06,449 --> 00:10:08,284 SHE WAS SITTING AT DR. SIMPSON'S TABLE. 233 00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:10,754 BRUNETTE, PURPLE DRESS, LOW-CUT. 234 00:10:10,787 --> 00:10:12,823 THAT'S MY NIECE, WINN PHILLIPS. 235 00:10:12,856 --> 00:10:15,291 YOUR NIECE? 236 00:10:15,325 --> 00:10:17,794 FANTASTIC. 237 00:10:17,828 --> 00:10:21,231 HER INFO IS IN YOUR EMAIL. 238 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:25,936 ALSO, THERE WAS A BLONDE. 239 00:10:25,969 --> 00:10:28,839 GREEN DRESS. 240 00:10:28,872 --> 00:10:30,841 YOU WANT ME TO HOOK YOU UP WITH TWO WOMEN? 241 00:10:30,874 --> 00:10:33,276 ACTUALLY, THREE. 242 00:10:35,178 --> 00:10:36,780 [door opens] 243 00:10:36,813 --> 00:10:38,448 HOW DO YOU CHEAT ON A TEST 244 00:10:38,481 --> 00:10:40,483 WHEN THERE'S NO TEST? 245 00:10:40,516 --> 00:10:43,453 SORRY, NOT PLAYING. 246 00:10:43,486 --> 00:10:47,891 GO AWAY, HOUSE. 247 00:10:47,924 --> 00:10:49,159 I AM NOT GIVING YOU ADVICE 248 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:50,727 JUST SO YOU CAN DISTORT IT 249 00:10:50,761 --> 00:10:53,029 TO SUIT YOUR OWN WARPED WORLD VIEW. 250 00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,931 BUT IT'S BEEN WORKING SO WELL. 251 00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:57,934 CUDDY WANTS TO GET RACHEL INTO WALDENWOOD PRESCHOOL. 252 00:10:57,968 --> 00:11:00,303 THE PROBLEM IS, RACHEL'S DUMBER THAN A PASTE SANDWICH. 253 00:11:00,336 --> 00:11:02,305 AND HER NOT GETTING IN BOTHERS YOU. 254 00:11:02,338 --> 00:11:05,776 YOU CARE ABOUT RACHEL. THAT WAS NOT ADVICE. 255 00:11:05,809 --> 00:11:06,777 CUDDY CARES ABOUT HER. 256 00:11:06,810 --> 00:11:10,113 WHEN RACHEL GETS REJECTED, CUDDY WILL BE UPSET. 257 00:11:10,146 --> 00:11:11,982 AND AS THE BOYFRIEND, I WILL BE EXPECTED 258 00:11:12,015 --> 00:11:13,984 TO BE SUPPORTIVE AND CONSOLING. 259 00:11:14,017 --> 00:11:16,252 NOT YOUR STRENGTHS, I GRANT YOU. 260 00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:17,854 LEAVE IT ALONE. 261 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:19,389 IT'S JUST A PLAY DATE. IT'LL BE FINE. 262 00:11:19,422 --> 00:11:21,124 PLAY DATE BEING THEIR CODE FOR 263 00:11:21,157 --> 00:11:23,293 WAY TO WEED OUT THE PASTE SANDWICHES. 264 00:11:23,326 --> 00:11:25,361 THEY'LL HAND HER PUZZLES AND COUNTING GAMES, 265 00:11:25,395 --> 00:11:31,101 AND RACHEL WILL JUST SIT THERE AND EAT THE PIECES. 266 00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:34,470 OH, CRAP! CRAP! I'M SUCH A SUCKER! 267 00:11:34,504 --> 00:11:37,473 THANKS FOR THE ADVICE. 268 00:11:37,507 --> 00:11:38,809 (Masters) THAT'S THE ISOLATION AREA. 269 00:11:38,842 --> 00:11:40,777 KIDS WHO'VE BEHAVED BADLY GO THERE, 270 00:11:40,811 --> 00:11:42,813 SOMETIMES 23 HOURS A DAY. 271 00:11:42,846 --> 00:11:44,848 SOUND LIKE A PRETTY GOOD INCENTIVE TO BEHAVE. 272 00:11:44,881 --> 00:11:48,484 YEAH, BY TREATING THE SYMPTOM INSTEAD OF THE DISEASE. 273 00:11:48,518 --> 00:11:50,821 BASIC SYSTEMS THEORY. 274 00:11:50,854 --> 00:11:54,090 TROUBLED KIDS ARE PRODUCED BY TROUBLED FAMILIES. 275 00:11:54,124 --> 00:11:56,092 THIS PLACE DOESN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO CHANGE THE ENVIRONMENT 276 00:11:56,126 --> 00:11:57,928 THAT DAMAGED THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE. 277 00:11:57,961 --> 00:12:01,097 SO THERE ARE NO BAD KIDS, ONLY BAD PARENTS? 278 00:12:01,131 --> 00:12:02,933 THEN WHY IS MY BROTHER AN EX-CON? 279 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:08,038 TREATING KIDS DECENTLY DOESN'T MEAN IDENTICALLY. 280 00:12:08,071 --> 00:12:13,209 SOME KIDS NEED MORE STRUCTURE OR DISCIPLINE. 281 00:12:13,243 --> 00:12:16,079 NOBODY NEEDS THIS PLACE. 282 00:12:16,112 --> 00:12:19,315 MAYBE WE'RE COMING AT THIS WRONG. 283 00:12:19,349 --> 00:12:20,250 WE FIND A POISONER, 284 00:12:20,283 --> 00:12:21,952 AND LET THEM POINT US TOWARD THE POISON. 285 00:12:21,985 --> 00:12:25,021 DRISCOLL'S GOT 24 KIDS IN HIS TROOP. 286 00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,189 YOU WANT TO INTERVIEW ALL OF THEM? 287 00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:28,959 MAYBE WE DON'T NEED TO. 288 00:12:28,992 --> 00:12:30,560 DRISCOLL SENT ME TO ISOLATION ALL THE TIME. 289 00:12:30,593 --> 00:12:32,262 IT DOESN'T MEAN I POISONED HIM. 290 00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:34,597 HE'S THE PSYCHO, NOT ME. 291 00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,267 TELL 'EM. 292 00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:38,368 D.I. DRISCOLL'S WAY HARDER ON HIM 293 00:12:38,401 --> 00:12:40,070 THAN THE REST OF US. 294 00:12:40,103 --> 00:12:41,604 MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S A BIGGER PAIN IN THE ASS. 295 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,273 WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR? 296 00:12:43,306 --> 00:12:44,474 SHOPLIFTING. 297 00:12:44,507 --> 00:12:46,142 YOU READY TO UPGRADE TO SECOND-DEGREE MURDER? 298 00:12:46,176 --> 00:12:48,144 SPEND TEN YEARS IN JAIL? 299 00:12:48,178 --> 00:12:49,579 IF HE DIES BECAUSE OF WHATEVER YOU GAVE HIM, 300 00:12:49,612 --> 00:12:50,613 THAT'S WHAT'LL HAPPEN. 301 00:12:50,646 --> 00:12:53,116 THAT SUPPOSED TO SCARE ME? 302 00:12:53,149 --> 00:12:55,185 MY MOM'S DEAD, MY DAD'S NEVER BEEN AROUND. 303 00:12:55,218 --> 00:12:56,186 AND AFTER THIS, I'LL GET BOUNCED 304 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:57,320 TO ANOTHER FOSTER HOME. 305 00:12:57,353 --> 00:12:59,289 MY FUTURE'S NOT EXACTLY BRIGHT. 306 00:12:59,322 --> 00:13:00,891 PRISON NOW OR LATER DOESN'T MAKE THAT MUCH 307 00:13:00,924 --> 00:13:01,958 OF A DIFFERENCE TO ME. 308 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:06,096 DUDE, I'M NOT MOPPING THE WHOLE FLOOR BY MYSELF. 309 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:08,598 YOUR EYES ARE RED. 310 00:13:08,631 --> 00:13:11,868 MIGHT BE AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE CLEANING SOLUTION. 311 00:13:11,902 --> 00:13:13,203 IT'S JUST MY ALLERGIES. 312 00:13:13,236 --> 00:13:14,304 DO YOU TAKE ANYTHING FOR THEM? 313 00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:17,073 NOT RIGHT NOW. 314 00:13:17,107 --> 00:13:18,574 WHY NOT? 315 00:13:26,116 --> 00:13:28,184 THESE IV FLUIDS WILL HELP 316 00:13:28,218 --> 00:13:30,120 FLUSH THE DRUGS OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM. 317 00:13:30,153 --> 00:13:32,956 YOU KNOW WHICH OF THE KIDS DOSED ME? 318 00:13:32,989 --> 00:13:35,225 IT'S NOT MEDICALLY RELEVANT. 319 00:13:35,258 --> 00:13:38,061 LOOK, I'M NOT GONNA HURT HIM. 320 00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:40,196 BUT I GET WHY YOU'RE SCARED OF ME. 321 00:13:40,230 --> 00:13:43,166 I'M REAL SORRY ABOUT THIS MORNING. 322 00:13:43,199 --> 00:13:46,069 NO APOLOGY NECESSARY. YOU'RE ILL. 323 00:13:46,102 --> 00:13:48,104 YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING. 324 00:13:51,107 --> 00:13:52,675 I USED TO BE A REAL SCREWUP. 325 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,245 THE MILITARY TAUGHT ME THAT ACTIONS 326 00:13:55,278 --> 00:13:56,646 ALWAYS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. 327 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:01,184 PART OF BEING A MAN IS ACCEPTING THEM. 328 00:14:01,217 --> 00:14:03,219 AND AFTER ALL THE TIMES I'VE SAID THAT TO THE KIDS, 329 00:14:03,253 --> 00:14:06,156 AN APOLOGY IS NECESSARY. 330 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,195 ARE YOU OKAY? 331 00:14:12,228 --> 00:14:13,463 MY HEART'S KINDA RACING. 332 00:14:13,496 --> 00:14:16,099 I GOT IT. 333 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:21,504 HEART RATE IS 170. P.A.T. UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE, 334 00:14:21,537 --> 00:14:23,039 WE'VE GOTTA SLOW IT DOWN. SIX MILLIGRAMS 335 00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:24,040 ADENOSINE, IV BOLUS. 336 00:14:24,074 --> 00:14:25,041 TELL THE NURSE TO GET IN HERE 337 00:14:25,075 --> 00:14:27,143 WITH THE CRASH CART. 338 00:14:31,214 --> 00:14:33,183 PUSHING FLUID SENT HIS HEART INTO OVERDRIVE. 339 00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:34,417 IT TOOK THREE DOSES OF ADENOSINE 340 00:14:34,450 --> 00:14:36,052 TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL. 341 00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:37,487 (House) TREATING HIM FOR ANTIHISTAMINE TOXICITY 342 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,055 REVEALED A NEW SYMPTOM, [cell phone vibrates] 343 00:14:39,089 --> 00:14:40,090 WHICH REVEALED THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE 344 00:14:40,123 --> 00:14:42,025 ANTIHISTAMINE TOXICITY IN THE FIRST PLACE. 345 00:14:42,058 --> 00:14:43,193 HOUSE, WHERE ARE YOU? 346 00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:46,262 PLAYGROUND. GREAT PLACE TO MEET CHICKS. 347 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:47,497 THEIR MOMS TOO. 348 00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,332 TACHYCARDIA COULD BE A HUMORAL EFFECT-- 349 00:14:49,365 --> 00:14:50,500 MASTOCYTOSIS. 350 00:14:50,533 --> 00:14:51,601 (Masters) WE'D SEE OTHER GI 351 00:14:51,634 --> 00:14:53,169 OR CUTANEOUS SYMPTOMS. 352 00:14:53,203 --> 00:14:54,971 PANCREATIC INSULINOMA. 353 00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:56,106 IT WOULD CAUSE BLADDER PROBLEMS, 354 00:14:56,139 --> 00:14:58,041 UNLIKE PHEOCHROMOCYTOMA. 355 00:14:58,074 --> 00:14:59,742 WELL DONE, CHASE. 356 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,011 NOW, TURN OFF YOUR PHONE. 357 00:15:01,044 --> 00:15:02,312 YOU HEARD THAT? IT'S ON VIBRATE. 358 00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:04,147 (House) I'M ASSUMING IT'S BEEN RINGING 359 00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:06,749 ALMOST NONSTOP SINCE YOU CHANGED YOUR STATUS UPDATE 360 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,351 TO "NOTHING LIGHTS MY FIRE 361 00:15:08,384 --> 00:15:09,986 "LIKE A LADY OF SIZE-- 362 00:15:10,020 --> 00:15:12,122 LESS THAN THREE BILLS, DON'T BOTHER CALLING." 363 00:15:12,155 --> 00:15:13,990 FOLLOWED BY YOUR CELL NUMBER. 364 00:15:14,024 --> 00:15:17,027 [laughter] 365 00:15:18,661 --> 00:15:19,529 NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. 366 00:15:19,562 --> 00:15:22,032 THIS IS IN NO WAY CLEVER AND HYSTERICAL. 367 00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:23,633 (House) BEFORE YOU START ROLLING ANYONE IN FLOUR, 368 00:15:23,666 --> 00:15:25,335 WORK THE PATIENT OUT FOR A PHEO. 369 00:15:25,368 --> 00:15:29,005 ADRENALINE PITUITARY SCANS, 24-HOUR URINE COLLECTION. 370 00:15:31,741 --> 00:15:34,677 HOW SOON AFTER THE ADMISSIONS SESSION 371 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:35,645 DID THE CHILD GET SICK? 372 00:15:35,678 --> 00:15:38,181 THE KID BARELY GOT HOME BEFORE SHE COLLAPSED. 373 00:15:38,214 --> 00:15:40,783 HER PARENTS ARE A WRECK. DESPERATE FOR ANSWERS. 374 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:43,086 HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED ANY SYMPTOMS, 375 00:15:43,119 --> 00:15:45,221 OR DOES SOMEONE ELSE OVERSEE THESE SESSIONS? 376 00:15:45,255 --> 00:15:46,322 THE TEACHERS SUPERVISE. 377 00:15:46,356 --> 00:15:47,790 NO ONE'S MENTIONED FEELING SICK. 378 00:15:47,823 --> 00:15:50,226 I'D LOVE TO CALL THE FAMILY AND OFFER MY SUPPORT. 379 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:52,528 SORRY, I CAN'T REVEAL NAMES. 380 00:15:52,562 --> 00:15:55,031 DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY. 381 00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:58,134 SO THIS IS WHERE ALL THE ADMISSIONS PLAY DATES HAPPEN? 382 00:15:58,168 --> 00:15:59,502 SHE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN ANOTHER ROOM? 383 00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:01,137 THIS IS WHERE WE HAVE THEM ALL. 384 00:16:01,171 --> 00:16:02,805 MAYBE, TO BE SAFE, WE GET RID OF THESE TOYS. 385 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,107 NO, NO, NO, DON'T DO THAT. 386 00:16:04,140 --> 00:16:06,076 I'LL TELL YOU IF ANYTHING'S TOXIC. 387 00:16:06,109 --> 00:16:08,111 FOR NOW, YOU SHOULD MINIMIZE YOUR EXPOSURE. 388 00:16:23,593 --> 00:16:27,130 I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SUPERVISED. 389 00:16:27,163 --> 00:16:29,165 THE SCAN IS PRE-PROGRAMMED. 390 00:16:29,199 --> 00:16:30,266 THERE'S NO RISK TO THE PATIENT. 391 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,269 YOU'RE LITERALLY GONNA SIT HERE, WATCH THE MONITOR, 392 00:16:33,303 --> 00:16:34,537 AND CHAT WITH HIM IF HE GETS LONELY. 393 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:36,539 UH...STILL. 394 00:16:36,572 --> 00:16:39,209 REPORT ME. 395 00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:53,723 [scanner pulsing] 396 00:16:53,756 --> 00:16:55,225 HOW YOU DOING IN THERE? 397 00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:59,262 YOU SHOULDN'T BOTHER TRYING TO PROTECT LANDON. 398 00:16:59,295 --> 00:17:00,696 I KNOW HE'S THE ONE WHO DRUGGED ME. 399 00:17:00,730 --> 00:17:04,234 THE ANTIHISTAMINES AREN'T WHAT GOT YOU SICK. 400 00:17:04,267 --> 00:17:06,469 DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT HE DID IT. 401 00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:10,340 I TRIED EVERYTHING WITH THAT KID. 402 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:11,674 I JUST... 403 00:17:11,707 --> 00:17:14,644 CAN'T BREAK THROUGH. 404 00:17:14,677 --> 00:17:16,579 IT'S CLEAR YOU CARE ABOUT HIM. 405 00:17:16,612 --> 00:17:18,548 HAVE YOU TRIED TELLING HIM THAT? 406 00:17:18,581 --> 00:17:20,116 YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 407 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:22,285 THESE KIDS, THEY'RE ALL MANIPULATORS. 408 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,719 AS MUCH AS I CARE ABOUT ALL OF THEM, 409 00:17:23,753 --> 00:17:26,256 I CAN'T-- I CAN'T SHOW THEM THAT 410 00:17:26,289 --> 00:17:28,158 UNLESS THERE'S SOME MUTUAL RESPECT. 411 00:17:28,191 --> 00:17:29,625 OTHERWISE-- FORGET THOSE OTHER KIDS. 412 00:17:29,659 --> 00:17:33,296 THINK ABOUT THIS KID. 413 00:17:33,329 --> 00:17:35,465 HE WATCHED HIS MOTHER GET SICK AND DIE. 414 00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:38,134 HE'S NEVER KNOWN HIS DAD. 415 00:17:38,168 --> 00:17:39,769 WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT'S BEEN 416 00:17:39,802 --> 00:17:41,137 SINCE ANYONE'S TAKEN CARE OF HIM, 417 00:17:41,171 --> 00:17:42,338 OR IF THERE'S EVER BEEN A MAN AROUND 418 00:17:42,372 --> 00:17:47,377 WITH ANY DEGREE OF CONSISTENCY? 419 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:51,681 I BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE ON HIS SIDE. 420 00:17:51,714 --> 00:17:55,851 I'M BETTING IT WOULD HELP IF HE DID. 421 00:18:01,391 --> 00:18:05,195 YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL MAN. CAN I LEAVE NOW? 422 00:18:05,228 --> 00:18:07,297 I KNOW WHERE ALL THREE WOMEN ARE, 423 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:08,864 BUT I'D LIKE TO AVOID THE ADDITIONAL HUMILIATION 424 00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:11,334 OF FALSELY ACCUSING ANY OF THEM. 425 00:18:11,367 --> 00:18:12,402 YOU I.D.ed THE HOTEL OFF THIS. 426 00:18:12,435 --> 00:18:17,173 I'M HOPING THERE'S ANOTHER CLUE IN THERE SOMEWHERE. 427 00:18:17,207 --> 00:18:19,175 WE COULD ENHANCE THE IMAGE. 428 00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:22,178 MAYBE HER FACE IS REFLECTED 429 00:18:22,212 --> 00:18:24,947 IN THAT GLEAM OFF YOUR BUTT CHEEK. 430 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:27,717 OR MAYBE IT'S TIME TO CHALK THIS UP 431 00:18:27,750 --> 00:18:29,419 TO THE HAZARDS OF BEING A PLAYER. 432 00:18:29,452 --> 00:18:32,655 YOUR ZIPPER PROBLEMS JUST BLEW UP YOUR MARRIAGE. 433 00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:37,260 DON'T MOVE. 434 00:18:37,293 --> 00:18:38,894 UNLIKE ME, YOU'VE HAD THE DECENCY 435 00:18:38,928 --> 00:18:40,730 NOT TO CHEAT ON ANYONE, 436 00:18:40,763 --> 00:18:41,697 BUT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN GIVING MUCH THOUGHT 437 00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:45,501 TO WHO THESE WOMEN ARE, HOW THEY MIGHT FEEL. 438 00:18:45,535 --> 00:18:47,470 OBVIOUSLY, YOU HURT ONE OF THEM. 439 00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,438 EMOTIONALLY, YOU HURT HER, 440 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:51,474 BECAUSE PHYSICALLY, HOW WOULD YOU EVEN KNOW? 441 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:57,947 LOOKS LIKE YOUR SHORTY IS A SHORTY. 442 00:19:00,283 --> 00:19:02,285 [knock on door] 443 00:19:04,354 --> 00:19:06,222 YOU'RE EARLY. DINNER'S NOT READY. 444 00:19:06,256 --> 00:19:11,227 OH...OKAY. 445 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:12,495 RACHEL AND I WILL GO PLAY IN HER ROOM. 446 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,796 REALLY? 447 00:19:13,829 --> 00:19:15,598 I'M HUNGRY. GO COOK. 448 00:19:33,449 --> 00:19:36,619 ALL RIGHT, YOU LITTLE LUMP OF CLAY... 449 00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:44,294 RACHEL. RACHEL... 450 00:19:44,327 --> 00:19:45,661 IT'S A NEW TOY. 451 00:19:45,695 --> 00:19:48,964 WHAT KID DOESN'T LIKE NEW TOYS? 452 00:19:48,998 --> 00:19:51,434 A MORON, THAT'S WHO. 453 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:55,338 OKAY, LOOK AT THE PRETTY COLORS. 454 00:19:55,371 --> 00:19:58,808 NOW, WHAT COLOR IS THIS? 455 00:19:58,841 --> 00:20:01,277 HMM? 456 00:20:01,311 --> 00:20:04,046 ORANGE. 457 00:20:04,079 --> 00:20:08,584 YES, THAT IS ORANGE. WHAT COLOR IS THIS? 458 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:14,890 OKAY, BLOCKS GOING AWAY. BYE-BYE BLOCKS. 459 00:20:14,924 --> 00:20:17,693 NEXT TIME, REINFORCE THE LEVEES. 460 00:20:17,727 --> 00:20:19,495 BAD CORPS OF ARMY ENGINEERS. BAD! 461 00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:21,931 WHAT'S THIS? 462 00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,434 [gasps] RINGS! 463 00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:25,868 LOOK AT THE RINGS. 464 00:20:25,901 --> 00:20:31,907 NOW, THE GOAL OF THIS GAME IS... 465 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,678 TO NOT KILL YOU. 466 00:20:38,881 --> 00:20:40,583 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 467 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:43,786 WAIT, DID YOU GIVE ME AN STD? 468 00:20:43,819 --> 00:20:46,456 NO, I DID NOT. DON'T DEFLECT. 469 00:20:46,489 --> 00:20:48,558 THAT PICTURE WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE YOUR HEIGHT. 470 00:20:48,591 --> 00:20:50,693 JUST TAKE IT DOWN. WHAT PICTURE? 471 00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:55,331 FINE. PLAY IT THAT WAY. 472 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:08,511 SO, UH... 473 00:21:08,544 --> 00:21:10,079 YOU REALLY LIKE KITTENS, HUH? 474 00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:11,981 YEAH. YOU SAID YOU DID TOO. 475 00:21:12,014 --> 00:21:13,983 NO WONDER YOU'RE PISSED. 476 00:21:14,016 --> 00:21:16,686 'CAUSE THAT IS NOT YOU. AND I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 477 00:21:16,719 --> 00:21:19,355 DID YOU MEAN MY HEIGHT WITH HEELS OR WITHOUT? 478 00:21:19,389 --> 00:21:22,425 YOU WEREN'T WEARING HEELS WHEN WE WERE IN THAT ROOM-- 479 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,860 OH, YES, YOU WERE. 480 00:21:24,894 --> 00:21:27,062 I STARTED TO TAKE THEM OFF, 481 00:21:27,096 --> 00:21:29,565 AND THEN YOU ASKED ME VERY NICELY NOT TO. 482 00:21:29,599 --> 00:21:32,502 WHY WOULD I DO THIS? 483 00:21:32,535 --> 00:21:34,404 I MEAN, I'M NOT MAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH US. 484 00:21:34,437 --> 00:21:36,672 OR APPARENTLY WITH YOU AND ANY OTHER WOMAN 485 00:21:36,706 --> 00:21:37,807 AT THAT WEDDING. 486 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,610 SORRY, I GUESS MY FORENSIC ANALYSIS 487 00:21:40,643 --> 00:21:42,912 WASN'T AS ADVANCED AS I THOUGHT. 488 00:21:42,945 --> 00:21:45,948 WAIT. YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO RUSH OFF. 489 00:21:45,981 --> 00:21:48,418 I STILL HAVE THOSE HEELS. 490 00:21:50,786 --> 00:21:53,923 EVERYWHERE YOU LOOKED, GINGHAM AND STUFFED ANIMALS. 491 00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:56,025 HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE? 492 00:21:56,058 --> 00:21:59,895 I DIDN'T... RIGHT AWAY. 493 00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:02,064 WASN'T ANYTHING WRONG WITH HER PHYSICALLY. 494 00:22:02,097 --> 00:22:03,899 ONE DOWN, TWO MEMBERS OF THE THREESOME TO GO. 495 00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:05,267 YOU SHOULD FLIP A CONDOM TO CHOOSE. 496 00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:08,471 (Masters) WE CHECKED HIS ADRENAL, PITUITARY, AND THYROID GLANDS. 497 00:22:08,504 --> 00:22:10,440 MONITORED HIS CATECHOLAMINES. 498 00:22:10,473 --> 00:22:11,607 IT'S NOT A PHEO. 499 00:22:11,641 --> 00:22:13,476 WE HAD TO PUT HIM ON A DILTIAZEM DRIP 500 00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:14,810 TO REGULATE HIS HEART. 501 00:22:14,844 --> 00:22:17,146 THAT MEANS HE'S RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 502 00:22:17,179 --> 00:22:18,614 IT MEANS YOU ARE TOO. 503 00:22:18,648 --> 00:22:20,583 YOUR CAMPAIGN TO SOFTEN HIM UP 504 00:22:20,616 --> 00:22:23,118 SO HE WOULD GO EASIER ON THE KIDS... 505 00:22:23,152 --> 00:22:26,556 ALL IN A POINTLESS ATTEMPT TO VALIDATE YOUR OWN UPBRINGING. 506 00:22:26,589 --> 00:22:27,623 [pagers beeping] 507 00:22:27,657 --> 00:22:28,958 ANOTHER CARDIAC ARRHYTHMIA? 508 00:22:28,991 --> 00:22:30,460 NOT OUR PATIENT. 509 00:22:30,493 --> 00:22:33,863 IT'S THE E.R. 510 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:35,465 THAT PATIENT HOUSE ADMITTED 511 00:22:35,498 --> 00:22:37,099 WITH BACK PAIN AND URINARY RETENTION... 512 00:22:37,132 --> 00:22:39,469 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A MATCHED SET? 513 00:22:39,502 --> 00:22:44,173 [pained grunts and groans] 514 00:22:48,978 --> 00:22:50,746 WE NEED TO TRACK YOUR COMMON EXPOSURES. 515 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:52,081 WHAT SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? 516 00:22:52,114 --> 00:22:53,816 WHATEVER CRAP THE CAMP GIVES US. 517 00:22:53,849 --> 00:22:54,617 SAME HERE. 518 00:22:54,650 --> 00:22:56,452 WE NEED THINGS EXCLUSIVE TO YOU, 519 00:22:56,486 --> 00:22:57,386 BUT NOT THE REST OF THE CAMP. 520 00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,154 OTHERWISE, A LOT MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE SICK. 521 00:22:59,188 --> 00:23:00,456 TOOTHPASTE, DEODORANT. 522 00:23:00,490 --> 00:23:03,593 CAN'T BE DEODORANT MAKING HIM SICK. 523 00:23:03,626 --> 00:23:04,727 HE DOESN'T WEAR ANY. SMELLS LIKE A-- 524 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:05,795 PARK, SHUT YOUR MOUTH. 525 00:23:05,828 --> 00:23:07,463 YOU'RE NOT MY DRILL INSTRUCTOR IN HERE, OKAY? 526 00:23:07,497 --> 00:23:08,798 DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO BE DISRESPECTFUL. 527 00:23:08,831 --> 00:23:09,999 I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. 528 00:23:10,032 --> 00:23:12,067 YOU'RE NOT IN CHARGE. 529 00:23:12,101 --> 00:23:13,603 (Foreman) THERE'S GOTTA BE A LINK. 530 00:23:13,636 --> 00:23:15,838 DIET, SEXUAL HISTORY, DRUG ABUSE. 531 00:23:15,871 --> 00:23:17,773 (Taub) NO. BELIEVE ME, I ASKED. 532 00:23:17,807 --> 00:23:19,742 THOSE WERE SOME FUN CONVERSATIONS. 533 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:20,843 DO YOU BELIEVE THE ANSWERS? 534 00:23:20,876 --> 00:23:22,812 I KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT IS ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO BE NO, 535 00:23:22,845 --> 00:23:23,946 BUT I DID. 536 00:23:23,979 --> 00:23:25,615 NOT LIKE THE KID HAS HAD 537 00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:26,816 MUCH UNSUPERVISED TIME LATELY. 538 00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:29,485 DELIVERY FOR DR. ROBERT CHASE. 539 00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:30,786 THAT'S ME. 540 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,855 (Masters) THE CAMP IS IN THE WOODS. 541 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:33,789 THERE ARE TONS OF OPPORTUNITIES FOR INFECTION 542 00:23:33,823 --> 00:23:35,791 THAT NOT EVERY PERSON WILL PICK UP. 543 00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:36,859 LEGIONELOSIS FROM WATER, 544 00:23:36,892 --> 00:23:38,894 TOXOPLASMOSIS FROM DIRT, 545 00:23:38,928 --> 00:23:40,763 BRUCELLOSIS FROM ANIMALS. 546 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:42,031 TOO BAD NONE OF THOSE EXPLAIN HIS SYMPTOMS. 547 00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:46,802 "CASEY AND SANFORD WELLS THANK ME FOR MY EXTRAORDINARILY 548 00:23:46,836 --> 00:23:49,204 GENEROUS DONATION TO THEIR WEDDING CHARITY. 549 00:23:49,238 --> 00:23:50,940 AWW. OH, GOD. 550 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:53,208 SHE MUST HAVE GOTTEN ACCESS TO MY CREDIT CARD. 551 00:23:53,242 --> 00:23:54,644 (Taub) NOCARDIA FITS. 552 00:23:54,677 --> 00:23:56,746 BACTERIA LIVES IN THE DIRT. THEY BOTH-- 553 00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:59,849 NOCARDIA STARTS IN THE LUNGS, NOT THE BLADDER. 554 00:23:59,882 --> 00:24:01,216 HOW GENEROUS IS EXTRAORDINARILY GENEROUS? 555 00:24:01,250 --> 00:24:02,885 CALL THE CHARITY. 556 00:24:02,918 --> 00:24:04,153 EXPLAIN THE DONATION'S A FRAUD. 557 00:24:04,186 --> 00:24:05,688 AND TAKE BACK WELLS' WEDDING GIFT? 558 00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:07,957 YOU ARE EXTRAORDINARILY SCREWED. 559 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,594 (Foreman) BUSHES CAN MAKE A HAPPY HUNTING GROUND FOR TICKS, LYME DISEASE. 560 00:24:11,627 --> 00:24:14,029 NEITHER OF OUR PATIENTS HAVE A RASH OR TICK BITE. 561 00:24:14,063 --> 00:24:16,198 40% OF LYME PATIENTS DON'T DEVELOP A RASH, 562 00:24:16,231 --> 00:24:17,633 AND A BITE IS EASY TO MISS. 563 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:20,703 START HIM ON DOXYCYCLINE FOR LYME. 564 00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:23,939 $2,500? 565 00:24:23,973 --> 00:24:26,108 CANCEL YOUR CREDIT CARD, FIND THAT GIRL, 566 00:24:26,141 --> 00:24:28,878 AND MARRY HER. 567 00:24:36,752 --> 00:24:37,820 (golf announcer on TV) CHRIS STROUD, 568 00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,255 HE APPROACHES THE 17th. 569 00:24:40,289 --> 00:24:41,891 STROUD... 570 00:24:41,924 --> 00:24:42,992 [changes channel] 571 00:24:43,025 --> 00:24:45,227 GO BACK. THAT WAS JERSEY SHORE. 572 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,796 I'M NOT WATCHING THAT CRAP. 573 00:24:49,799 --> 00:24:51,233 NO, LET HIM BE YOUR GUINEA PIG. 574 00:24:51,266 --> 00:24:52,868 YOU CAN DOSE ME AFTER YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE RIGHT. 575 00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:55,838 THE SIDE EFFECTS ARE FAIRLY LIMITED. 576 00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,039 AND IT WOULD BE BETTER TO TREAT YOU 577 00:24:57,072 --> 00:24:59,709 BEFORE YOU DEVELOP ANY MORE SYMPTOMS. 578 00:24:59,742 --> 00:25:00,876 I WANT TO WAIT. 579 00:25:03,946 --> 00:25:05,848 I'M NOT YOUR DRILL INSTRUCTOR. 580 00:25:05,881 --> 00:25:08,951 NOT TRYING TO BREAK YOU. 581 00:25:08,984 --> 00:25:11,721 MY ONLY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU BETTER. 582 00:25:11,754 --> 00:25:16,225 I TRULY BELIEVE THIS MEDICINE IS OUR BEST SHOT. 583 00:25:16,258 --> 00:25:19,061 BUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU TAKE IT IS UP TO YOU. 584 00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,905 IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU? 585 00:25:29,939 --> 00:25:33,776 ANOTHER PILLOW WOULD BE COOL, IF YOU DON'T MIND. 586 00:25:43,786 --> 00:25:46,021 HEY. 587 00:25:48,357 --> 00:25:50,025 YOUR TURN TO PICK. 588 00:25:57,366 --> 00:26:00,870 READY, SET, FEED THE MONKEY! 589 00:26:00,903 --> 00:26:03,338 WELL, THIS ISN'T WEIRD AT ALL. 590 00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:06,041 SHE'S GOT THE FINE MOTOR SKILLS OF THE HULK 591 00:26:06,075 --> 00:26:07,176 IN OVEN MITTS. 592 00:26:07,209 --> 00:26:09,879 DO YOU WANT A DOODLE? DO YOU? 593 00:26:09,912 --> 00:26:12,982 FEED THE MONKEY. 594 00:26:13,015 --> 00:26:14,884 CUDDY PUTS HER TO BED AT 7:30, 595 00:26:14,917 --> 00:26:17,887 WHICH CUTS WAY INTO OUR TRAINING TIME. 596 00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,322 PLAY DATE'S ON FRIDAY. 597 00:26:21,991 --> 00:26:23,025 [click click] 598 00:26:23,058 --> 00:26:24,226 WHAT IS THAT? 599 00:26:24,259 --> 00:26:26,028 DOG TRAINING CLICKER. 600 00:26:26,061 --> 00:26:28,097 GIVES IMMEDIATE POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT, 601 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,065 BRIDGING THE PRECIOUS SECONDS 602 00:26:30,099 --> 00:26:33,068 BETWEEN DESIRED BEHAVIOR AND TREAT DELIVERY. 603 00:26:33,102 --> 00:26:35,237 HOUSE, SHE'S NOT A DOG. [click click] 604 00:26:35,270 --> 00:26:37,973 IT REALLY SEEMS TO BE WORKING. 605 00:26:38,007 --> 00:26:40,109 DOES CUDDY KNOW THAT RACHEL'S HERE, 606 00:26:40,142 --> 00:26:41,944 AND THAT YOU'RE TURNING HER INTO A SCHNAUZER? 607 00:26:41,977 --> 00:26:43,178 I TOLD MARINA THAT RACHEL AND I 608 00:26:43,212 --> 00:26:46,148 ARE WORKING ON A SECRET ART PROJECT FOR MOMMY. 609 00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:48,017 WHICH MEANS THAT SOME PEDES PATIENT 610 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,919 IS ABOUT TO BE SHORT ONE ART PROJECT. 611 00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:52,087 THE SACRIFICES WE MAKE FOR OUR CHILDREN'S EDUCATION. 612 00:26:52,121 --> 00:26:53,956 [click click] 613 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:59,028 WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? WHO'S A GOOD GIRL? 614 00:26:59,061 --> 00:27:00,763 IT HAD TO BE YOU. 615 00:27:00,796 --> 00:27:02,064 I GAVE YOU MY CREDIT CARD TO PAY FOR DRINKS. 616 00:27:02,097 --> 00:27:03,298 AND I GAVE IT BACK. 617 00:27:03,332 --> 00:27:05,467 I DIDN'T TAKE THE PICTURE. NOW GO AWAY. 618 00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:07,970 WELL, FORGIVE ME IF I'M NOT CONVINCED. 619 00:27:08,003 --> 00:27:09,905 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY PISSED AT ME. 620 00:27:09,939 --> 00:27:11,841 BECAUSE I THOUGHT WE TOTALLY HAD A CONNECTION. 621 00:27:11,874 --> 00:27:13,408 AND THEN WHEN YOU DIDN'T ASK ME FOR MY NUMBER, I-- 622 00:27:13,442 --> 00:27:17,012 A CONNECTION? IT WAS A THREESOME. 623 00:27:17,046 --> 00:27:18,380 YEAH, BUT YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY MORE INTO ME 624 00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:19,982 THAN YOU WERE INTO NIKA. 625 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:22,117 (man) KENZIE, HONEY, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL. 626 00:27:22,151 --> 00:27:23,886 JUST A MINUTE, DAD. 627 00:27:23,919 --> 00:27:25,254 I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING IN FRONT OF HER, 628 00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:26,789 BUT YOU COULD HAVE. 629 00:27:26,822 --> 00:27:28,958 YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS? 630 00:27:28,991 --> 00:27:30,325 JUST UNTIL GRADUATION. 631 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,362 COLLEGE? 632 00:27:33,395 --> 00:27:34,764 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 633 00:27:34,797 --> 00:27:37,900 18...NEXT MONTH. 634 00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:40,435 RELAX, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL OR ANYTHING. 635 00:27:40,469 --> 00:27:42,972 LOOK, I JUST NEED THIS TO STOP. 636 00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:44,206 WOULD YOU GIVE IT UP ALREADY? 637 00:27:44,239 --> 00:27:46,008 I TOLD YOU, IT'S NOT ME. 638 00:27:46,041 --> 00:27:48,443 MY PARENTS WON'T EVEN LET ME ON SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES. 639 00:27:48,477 --> 00:27:50,279 TOO MANY SEXUAL PREDATORS. 640 00:27:59,254 --> 00:28:01,223 (Driscoll) STOP HIM. 641 00:28:01,256 --> 00:28:04,093 HEY, HEY. WHERE YOU GOING? 642 00:28:04,126 --> 00:28:05,961 HEY, YOU'RE SICK. 643 00:28:05,995 --> 00:28:07,096 YOU NEED TO BE IN THE HOSPITAL. 644 00:28:07,129 --> 00:28:08,063 THERE'S A MILLION HOSPITALS. 645 00:28:08,097 --> 00:28:09,231 ONES THAT WON'T SEND ME BACK TO THAT CAMP! 646 00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,933 LANDON, WHAT'S GOING ON? 647 00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:14,036 PLEASE, HELP ME. DON'T SEND ME BACK. 648 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,871 THOSE ARE MY CAR KEYS. YOU STOLE THEM OUT OF MY POCKET? 649 00:28:15,905 --> 00:28:17,406 NO BAD KIDS, HUH? 650 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:19,174 [Driscoll cries out] 651 00:28:19,208 --> 00:28:21,176 DID YOU STOP LANDON? 652 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:22,277 YEAH, YEAH. WHAT'S WRONG? 653 00:28:22,311 --> 00:28:25,014 OH, MY LEGS, THEY HURT. THE MUSCLES ARE IN A VISE. 654 00:28:25,047 --> 00:28:28,317 WHAT DOES IT MEAN? I'M NOT SURE YET. 655 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,119 TEN DIAZEPAM. 40 POTASSIUM. 656 00:28:30,152 --> 00:28:33,488 [labored breathing] 657 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:40,429 THE LEG PAIN WAS CAUSED BY A MUSCLE CRAMP FROM LOW SODIUM, 658 00:28:40,462 --> 00:28:42,197 WHICH WAS CAUSED BY KIDNEY DYSFUNCTION. 659 00:28:42,231 --> 00:28:43,999 LANDON DIDN'T RESPOND TO DOXYCYCLINE EITHER. 660 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,968 I THINK WE CAN RULE OUT LYME. 661 00:28:46,001 --> 00:28:47,803 I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING THROUGH TO HIM, 662 00:28:47,837 --> 00:28:49,304 AND HE JUST WANTED TO STEAL MY CAR KEYS. 663 00:28:49,338 --> 00:28:50,539 IF ONLY HIS PREVIOUS BEHAVIOR 664 00:28:50,572 --> 00:28:52,574 HAD GIVEN YOU A REASON TO EXPECT THAT. 665 00:28:52,607 --> 00:28:55,544 WHY ARE YOU PUTTING HOT SAUCE ON A TOY? 666 00:28:55,577 --> 00:28:57,579 MAYBE YOU DON'T CARE IF CHILDREN CHEW 667 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,015 ON YOUR CATERPILLAR. I THINK IT'S WRONG. 668 00:29:00,049 --> 00:29:03,819 WHAT CAUSES KIDNEY DYSFUNCTION ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE? 669 00:29:03,853 --> 00:29:05,154 ARSENIC POISONING. 670 00:29:05,187 --> 00:29:07,890 AND PEOPLE DO CHANGE. 671 00:29:07,923 --> 00:29:09,191 DRISCOLL TOOK IT TO HEART 672 00:29:09,224 --> 00:29:10,559 WHEN I ASKED HIM TO THINK ABOUT 673 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:12,995 LANDON'S HISTORY. 674 00:29:13,028 --> 00:29:14,830 HE WAS MUCH NICER, AND THEN-- 675 00:29:14,864 --> 00:29:17,132 (House) WOW, TWO IDEAS THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE. 676 00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:19,501 IF IT WAS ARSENIC, THEY'D BE PUKING AND POOPING. 677 00:29:19,534 --> 00:29:22,171 AND CONVERSATIONS WITH MORALIZING STRANGERS 678 00:29:22,204 --> 00:29:24,874 DO NOT MAKE PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR BEHAVIOR. 679 00:29:30,612 --> 00:29:33,348 RACHEL IS NOT GONNA DO THAT MORE THAN ONCE. 680 00:29:36,085 --> 00:29:39,021 WHIPPLE'S COULD AFFECT THE BRAIN, KIDNEYS, HEART. 681 00:29:39,054 --> 00:29:40,289 (Masters) NOT WITHOUT G.I. INVOLVEMENT. 682 00:29:40,322 --> 00:29:41,623 WHY IS IT IMPOSSIBLE TO BELIEVE 683 00:29:41,656 --> 00:29:44,559 I MADE A COMPELLING ARGUMENT, AND HE-- 684 00:29:44,593 --> 00:29:47,096 IF HE CHANGED, IT'S BECAUSE SOMETHING BESIDES YOU 685 00:29:47,129 --> 00:29:48,563 MADE THAT ARGUMENT COMPELLING. 686 00:29:48,597 --> 00:29:49,531 (Taub) COMPROMISED KIDNEYS 687 00:29:49,564 --> 00:29:50,966 SECONDARY TO BLADDER ISSUES 688 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,036 POINTS TO BOTULISM TOXIN, WHICH LIVES IN SOIL. 689 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:55,905 GOT INTO THE KID'S BLOODSTREAM 690 00:29:55,938 --> 00:29:57,639 THROUGH THE CUT ON HIS FOREHEAD. 691 00:29:57,672 --> 00:29:58,640 GOT INTO THE DRILL INSTRUCTOR'S 692 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:00,109 THROUGH SOME ABRASIONS ON HIS FEET. 693 00:30:01,610 --> 00:30:04,279 GOOD IDEA. 694 00:30:04,313 --> 00:30:05,881 GIVE 'EM BOTH THE ANTITOXIN. 695 00:30:11,620 --> 00:30:14,056 I SAW MY CHANCE TO GET OUT OF HERE. 696 00:30:14,089 --> 00:30:15,925 I HAD TO TAKE IT. 697 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,059 DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. 698 00:30:17,092 --> 00:30:18,560 YOU TRIED TO STEAL FROM ME. 699 00:30:18,593 --> 00:30:19,995 OH, THESE KIDS ARE MANIPULATORS. 700 00:30:20,029 --> 00:30:21,396 YOU CAN'T LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. 701 00:30:21,430 --> 00:30:23,232 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ALL THESE KIDS"? 702 00:30:23,265 --> 00:30:25,067 DON'T LUMP ME IN WITH THE LOSERS AT THAT CAMP. 703 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:26,101 SEEMS LIKE YOU BELONG THERE. 704 00:30:26,135 --> 00:30:28,003 IT MAY BE YOUR ONLY CHANCE. 705 00:30:28,037 --> 00:30:29,438 LOOK, I'VE SCREWED UP, 706 00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:31,140 BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW. 707 00:30:31,173 --> 00:30:34,676 YOU SAID YOU WERE IN FOR SHOPLIFTING. 708 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,545 STORE OWNER CAUGHT ME TRYING TO BOOST SOME CHIPS AND STUFF. 709 00:30:36,578 --> 00:30:39,681 CALLED MY DCS CASEWORKER. 710 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:41,516 I THOUGHT ALL THE KIDS WERE THERE UNDER COURT ORDER. 711 00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:43,252 THAT'S USUALLY HOW IT WORKS. 712 00:30:43,285 --> 00:30:45,254 SO WHY IS HE DIFFERENT? 713 00:30:51,593 --> 00:30:54,029 WHY WOULD I TAKE A NAKED PICTURE OF YOU? 714 00:30:54,063 --> 00:30:56,031 YOU'RE CUTE, BUT YOU'RE NOT THAT CUTE. 715 00:30:56,065 --> 00:30:57,232 NOW PLEASE GO. 716 00:30:57,266 --> 00:30:59,301 YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE LEFT. YOU'RE PISSED OFF. 717 00:30:59,334 --> 00:31:00,502 I'M PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU'RE IN MY APARTMENT, 718 00:31:00,535 --> 00:31:02,337 AND MY BOYFRIEND MIGHT BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 719 00:31:02,371 --> 00:31:04,539 BOYFRIEND. 720 00:31:04,573 --> 00:31:06,976 LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS PUBLICIZE 721 00:31:07,009 --> 00:31:09,611 THAT I CHEATED ON HIM, SO WHY WOULD I PRANK YOU? 722 00:31:09,644 --> 00:31:11,646 AND WHERE WAS THIS BOYFRIEND AT THE WEDDING? 723 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,283 OUT OF TOWN. CONVENIENTLY. 724 00:31:17,219 --> 00:31:19,188 IT'S FROM MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY LAST MONTH. 725 00:31:19,221 --> 00:31:21,290 AND BEFORE YOU SUGGEST HE'S MY BROTHER, 726 00:31:21,323 --> 00:31:23,225 NOTE HOW I'M KISSING HIM. 727 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:25,427 YOU USED ME, I USED YOU. IT WAS A MISTAKE. 728 00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:27,929 NOW I JUST WANT TO FORGET ABOUT IT. 729 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:36,972 I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH LANDON'S DCS CASEWORKER. 730 00:31:37,006 --> 00:31:37,872 YOU WERE RIGHT. 731 00:31:37,906 --> 00:31:41,310 I'M NOT WHAT MADE MY ARGUMENT COMPELLING. 732 00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:52,287 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 733 00:31:52,321 --> 00:31:54,489 TO GIVE YOUR BLADDER AN ANTIBIOTIC WASH 734 00:31:54,523 --> 00:31:55,957 TO PROTECT AGAINST INFECTION. 735 00:32:05,634 --> 00:32:09,071 WHO ARE YOU? I'M DR. HOUSE. 736 00:32:09,104 --> 00:32:14,176 AND THAT BOY IS THE SPITTING IMAGE OF HIS MOTHER. 737 00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:17,012 OF COURSE, I'VE NEVER SEEN HER, 738 00:32:17,046 --> 00:32:18,780 BUT HIS CARE WORKER TOLD MY LACKEY 739 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:23,618 THAT YOU PAID HIS ENROLMENT FEE AT THE CAMP. 740 00:32:23,652 --> 00:32:25,720 THAT COULD MEAN THAT YOU'RE A FAMILY FRIEND, 741 00:32:25,754 --> 00:32:27,689 BUT THEN, WHY HIDE IT? 742 00:32:27,722 --> 00:32:31,593 THE ONLY PERSON WHO'D WANT TO HIDE IT... 743 00:32:31,626 --> 00:32:34,596 IS HIS DEADBEAT DAD, 744 00:32:34,629 --> 00:32:38,633 WHO HAS DECIDED NOT TO BE A DEADBEAT ANYMORE. 745 00:32:41,703 --> 00:32:44,606 PLEASE, DON'T TELL HIM. 746 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,316 WE SPEND DAYS LOOKING FOR A LINK BETWEEN THEM, 747 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:56,818 AND HE DOESN'T TELL US THE KID IS HIS SON. 748 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,553 WE WERE LOOKING FOR EXPOSURES. 749 00:32:58,587 --> 00:33:00,555 HE DIDN'T THINK IT WAS MEDICALLY RELEVANT. 750 00:33:00,589 --> 00:33:02,391 SOON, HE WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIS KIDDING FINDING OUT. 751 00:33:02,424 --> 00:33:05,560 BEING DEAD MAKES KEEPING SECRETS MUCH EASIER. 752 00:33:05,594 --> 00:33:07,562 NEITHER ONE WAS RESPONDING TO BOTULISM TREATMENT, 753 00:33:07,596 --> 00:33:09,164 AND THE BOY STARTED HAVING SEIZURES. 754 00:33:09,198 --> 00:33:11,066 AND DRISCOLL MIGHT HAVE BEEN RIGHT 755 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,601 THAT THEIR BIOLOGICAL RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MATTER. 756 00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:14,803 GENETIC ILLNESS EMERGES WHEN PEOPLE ARE THE SAME AGE, 757 00:33:14,836 --> 00:33:17,172 NOT DURING THE SAME WEEK. UNLESS THERE'S A TRIGGER. 758 00:33:17,206 --> 00:33:19,508 GENETIC CONDITIONS CAN BE SET OFF 759 00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:20,442 BY THINGS IN THE SURROUNDINGS, 760 00:33:20,475 --> 00:33:22,377 AND THESE TWO OBVIOUSLY SHARE SURROUNDINGS. 761 00:33:22,411 --> 00:33:24,646 THAT'S A RELATIVELY RARE PHENOMENON. 762 00:33:24,679 --> 00:33:26,515 WHICH IS OUR SPECIALTY, I KNOW. 763 00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:30,319 OUR PATIENTS ARE RELATED. THAT CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE. 764 00:33:32,621 --> 00:33:34,223 I JUST HAD AN IDEA. 765 00:33:34,256 --> 00:33:37,392 RELEVANT TO OUR CASE? 766 00:33:37,426 --> 00:33:39,428 NO. 767 00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:41,530 SIT. 768 00:33:41,563 --> 00:33:44,099 WEGENER'S CAN BE BROUGHT ON BY EXPOSURE TO HEAVY METALS. 769 00:33:44,133 --> 00:33:46,535 DID YOU SEE ANYTHING AT THE CAMP? NEAR THE ISOLATION HUT, 770 00:33:46,568 --> 00:33:49,204 THERE WERE SOME OLD GENERATOR BATTERIES. 771 00:33:49,238 --> 00:33:50,872 COULD HAVE LEAKED INTO THE SOIL? 772 00:33:50,905 --> 00:33:52,207 SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE ELSE IN THE CAMP 773 00:33:52,241 --> 00:33:53,775 WOULD HAVE HAD LEAD POISONING. 774 00:33:53,808 --> 00:33:55,377 YOU GOT ANYTHING BETTER? 775 00:33:57,479 --> 00:34:00,782 TREAT WITH CYCLOPHOSPHAMIDE. 776 00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:01,783 GO FIND YOUR BLISS. 777 00:34:05,154 --> 00:34:08,123 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A PLAY DATE. 778 00:34:16,165 --> 00:34:21,770 WHY DIDN'T YOU STEP FORWARD WHEN HIS MOM DIED? 779 00:34:21,803 --> 00:34:25,574 I FOUND OUT SHE'D PASSED MONTHS LATER. 780 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:31,280 BY THEN, LANDON WAS ALREADY IN THE FOSTER SYSTEM. 781 00:34:31,313 --> 00:34:33,782 I WAS FIGURING OUT A WAY TO APPROACH HIM 782 00:34:33,815 --> 00:34:35,217 WHEN HE GOT INTO TROUBLE, 783 00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:39,188 SO I BROUGHT HIM TO THE CAMP. 784 00:34:39,221 --> 00:34:41,156 YOU NEED TO TELL HIM. 785 00:34:41,190 --> 00:34:44,859 I CAN'T. NOT NOW. 786 00:34:44,893 --> 00:34:47,462 IF I DIE, THE ONLY THING I'LL EVER BE TO HIM 787 00:34:47,496 --> 00:34:50,199 IS THE HARDASS WHO MADE HIM RUN OBSTACLE COURSES. 788 00:34:52,434 --> 00:34:54,303 YOU'LL APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR SOMETHING DONE 789 00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:55,504 IN A PSYCHOTIC STATE, 790 00:34:55,537 --> 00:34:57,206 BUT YOU WON'T OWN UP TO BEING HIS FATHER. 791 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,474 WHAT HAPPENED TO "ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES, 792 00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:01,843 A MAN ACCEPTS THEM"? 793 00:35:01,876 --> 00:35:03,478 I'M IN HIS LIFE, 794 00:35:03,512 --> 00:35:07,349 AND I AM WORKING TO GET HIM ON THE RIGHT PATH. 795 00:35:07,382 --> 00:35:12,187 HE DOESN'T NEED A DRILL INSTRUCTOR. 796 00:35:12,221 --> 00:35:15,190 HE NEEDS A DAD. 797 00:35:20,262 --> 00:35:23,232 IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU COMING TO THIS. 798 00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:25,367 JUST TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE. 799 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:28,737 I'VE HEARD THAT'S WHAT BOYFRIENDS DO. 800 00:35:30,305 --> 00:35:33,908 HI, HONEY. HI. DID YOU HAVE FUN? 801 00:35:33,942 --> 00:35:36,778 YEAH? 802 00:35:36,811 --> 00:35:38,313 [chuckles] 803 00:35:38,347 --> 00:35:41,750 RACHEL HAD A GREAT TIME. PLAYED WITH EVERYTHING. 804 00:35:41,783 --> 00:35:43,285 SHE'S A VERY CLEVER GIRL. 805 00:35:46,621 --> 00:35:50,359 I'M SORRY TO ASK THIS, BUT WE'VE HAD SOME PROBLEMS 806 00:35:50,392 --> 00:35:51,660 WITH PARENTS COACHING KIDS. 807 00:35:51,693 --> 00:35:54,929 RACHEL CAUGHT ONTO OUR TOYS UNUSUALLY QUICKLY, 808 00:35:54,963 --> 00:35:57,799 AND SHE EVEN KNEW THE GAME WAS CALLED "FEED THE MONKEY." 809 00:35:57,832 --> 00:36:02,003 UH, WELL, AS EAGER AS I AM TO HAVE HER GO HERE, 810 00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:05,307 I PROMISE YOU I WOULD NEVER DO THAT. 811 00:36:06,841 --> 00:36:07,809 HEY, RACHEL, 812 00:36:07,842 --> 00:36:10,845 HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED "FEED THE MONKEY" BEFORE? 813 00:36:14,383 --> 00:36:15,750 NO, MAMA. 814 00:36:21,423 --> 00:36:23,392 SHE SEEMED SO DUMB, 815 00:36:23,425 --> 00:36:26,895 BUT WHEN THE PRESSURE WAS ON, SHE KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE, 816 00:36:26,928 --> 00:36:29,030 AND SHE DID IT. 817 00:36:29,063 --> 00:36:30,499 YOU'RE PUMPED 'CAUSE YOUR KID LIED? 818 00:36:30,532 --> 00:36:35,604 SHE'S NOT MY KID. SHE'S A PAIN IN THE ASS. 819 00:36:35,637 --> 00:36:38,540 AND SHE'S A BETTER LIAR THAN YOU ARE. 820 00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:42,311 YOU DIDN'T CUT YOUR LEG GETTING INTO YOUR TRUCK. 821 00:36:42,344 --> 00:36:44,846 THE ABRASION HAS DIRT AND GRAVEL IN IT. 822 00:36:44,879 --> 00:36:47,316 A BIT OF FERTILIZER TOO. 823 00:36:47,349 --> 00:36:49,751 TRIPPED IN MY GREENHOUSE. 824 00:36:49,784 --> 00:36:51,286 GROWING MY OWN ORGANIC VEGGIES. 825 00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:54,556 DIDN'T ASK. NOT GONNA TELL. 826 00:36:54,589 --> 00:36:58,059 SHE DIDN'T HESITATE. SHE DIDN'T OVERSELL. 827 00:36:58,092 --> 00:37:01,062 TOOK ME YEARS TO LEARN HOW TO LIE LIKE THAT. 828 00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:02,831 AND RACHEL HAS IT ON INSTINCT. 829 00:37:02,864 --> 00:37:04,899 SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE REAL FOND OF THAT KID. 830 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:08,903 YOU'RE REALLY NOT GOOD WITH NUANCE, ARE YOU? 831 00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:11,306 I ADMIRE HER TALENT. 832 00:37:11,340 --> 00:37:12,807 I'M JUST GONNA NUMB YOU UP... 833 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,483 I GOTTA GO. 834 00:37:24,886 --> 00:37:25,887 [door slides open] 835 00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:28,923 LATEST KIDNEY FUNCTION TEST SHOWS NO IMPROVEMENT. 836 00:37:28,957 --> 00:37:32,026 NICE STITCHES. DO THEY HURT? 837 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:34,363 NO. THEY GAVE ME A SHOT OF SOMETHING. 838 00:37:34,396 --> 00:37:36,097 THAT WAS LIDOCAINE. 839 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,932 IT TRIGGERED AN UNDERLYING GENETIC CONDITION 840 00:37:37,966 --> 00:37:40,369 CALLED VARIEGATE PORPHYRIA. 841 00:37:40,402 --> 00:37:43,004 THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THEIR SYMPTOMS. 842 00:37:43,037 --> 00:37:45,374 (Driscoll) BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ANY LIDOCAINE. 843 00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:46,741 BUT YOU HAD A HANDFUL OF ANTIHISTAMINES, 844 00:37:46,775 --> 00:37:49,378 COURTESY OF THE DEVIANT IN THE NEXT BED. 845 00:37:49,411 --> 00:37:50,912 (House) IT'S ALSO A PORPHYRIA TRIGGER. 846 00:37:50,945 --> 00:37:55,550 WAIT, SO WE HAVE THE SAME GENETIC THING? 847 00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:57,051 YEAH... 848 00:37:57,085 --> 00:37:58,753 SMALL WORLD. 849 00:37:58,787 --> 00:38:00,855 (Masters) THIS IS GOOD NEWS. 850 00:38:00,889 --> 00:38:03,558 WE CAN MANAGE THE CONDITION WITH HEMATIN. 851 00:38:03,592 --> 00:38:06,928 A LIVER TRANSPLANT COULD CURE IT. 852 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:14,703 SOMETIMES TWO PATIENTS SHARE ONE DONATED LIVER. 853 00:38:14,736 --> 00:38:17,038 WOULD THAT WORK FOR US? 854 00:38:17,071 --> 00:38:18,907 (Masters) POSSIBLY. 855 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,609 WE'D HAVE TO TEST YOUR BLOOD, TISSUE TYPE. 856 00:38:20,642 --> 00:38:22,577 AND IF THEY MATCHED-- WHY WOULD THEY? 857 00:38:22,611 --> 00:38:24,813 JUST BECAUSE WE HAVE THE SAME THING MAKING US SICK... 858 00:38:24,846 --> 00:38:27,449 ALSO... 859 00:38:29,684 --> 00:38:33,622 I'M YOUR FATHER. 860 00:38:45,534 --> 00:38:46,568 I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 861 00:38:46,601 --> 00:38:50,171 YOU DON'T THINK A WHITE GUY CAN BE A BAD FATHER? 862 00:38:50,204 --> 00:38:52,674 (House) HAPPY TO CHECK YOUR DNA. 863 00:38:52,707 --> 00:38:54,643 DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'D SAY HE'S YOUR DAD IF HE ISN'T? 864 00:38:54,676 --> 00:38:57,579 IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE A CATCH. 865 00:39:07,021 --> 00:39:08,890 (Chase) YOU'RE EVIL. 866 00:39:12,727 --> 00:39:15,864 BARELY RECOGNIZE YOU WITH YOUR CLOTHES ON. 867 00:39:15,897 --> 00:39:18,933 YOU WERE AT THE WEDDING WITH YOUR SISTER. 868 00:39:18,967 --> 00:39:20,502 SHARED A ROOM WITH HER TOO. 869 00:39:20,535 --> 00:39:24,473 I CAME BY TO CHANGE MY SHOES, AND... 870 00:39:24,506 --> 00:39:26,808 I FOUND YOU IN THE BATHROOM. 871 00:39:26,841 --> 00:39:28,877 IT TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH TO FIND ME. 872 00:39:28,910 --> 00:39:30,011 BECAUSE WHEN SOMEONE STARTS PRANKING YOU, 873 00:39:30,044 --> 00:39:32,714 THE LOGICAL SUSPECT IS THE OVERLY PROTECTIVE SISTER 874 00:39:32,747 --> 00:39:33,982 OF THE WOMAN YOU SLEPT WITH ONCE. 875 00:39:34,015 --> 00:39:37,218 THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY SISTER. 876 00:39:37,251 --> 00:39:38,487 THEN WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH? 877 00:39:40,889 --> 00:39:42,857 IF YOU REALLY HAVE NO CLUE, 878 00:39:42,891 --> 00:39:44,993 THEN YOU SO DESERVE THIS. 879 00:39:45,026 --> 00:39:47,696 ALL THAT CREATIVITY AND ENERGY 880 00:39:47,729 --> 00:39:49,631 YOU PUT INTO PRANKING ME... 881 00:39:49,664 --> 00:39:51,032 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU WERE TRYING TO MAKE A POINT. 882 00:39:51,065 --> 00:39:55,103 YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO TELL ME WHAT IT WAS? 883 00:39:55,136 --> 00:39:58,206 YOU'RE A REALLY BIG FAN OF JOHN HUGHES MOVIES. 884 00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,109 YOU INEXPLICABLY PREFER SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL 885 00:40:01,142 --> 00:40:03,211 TO SIXTEEN CANDLES THOUGH THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE... 886 00:40:03,244 --> 00:40:06,247 MARY STUART MASTERSON LOOKED HOT IN THOSE LEATHER GLOVES. 887 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:09,117 WE TALKED AT THE RECEPTION. 888 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:12,186 THAT'S WHY YOU HATE ME? IT WAS FUN. 889 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,489 IT WAS GREAT... UNTIL I MENTIONED THAT 890 00:40:14,523 --> 00:40:16,090 I DON'T SLEEP WITH GUYS ON THE FIRST DATE. 891 00:40:16,124 --> 00:40:19,227 AND THEN YOU SAID YOU HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, 892 00:40:19,260 --> 00:40:20,762 AND YOU NEVER CAME BACK. 893 00:40:20,795 --> 00:40:24,032 ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. 894 00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:26,100 DO YOU SEEK VENGEANCE ON EVERY GUY 895 00:40:26,134 --> 00:40:27,536 WHO ACTS LIKE AN ASS? 896 00:40:27,569 --> 00:40:29,504 COULD BE A FULL-TIME JOB. 897 00:40:31,005 --> 00:40:33,775 WHEN WE WERE TALKING, YOU SEEMED LIKE A NICE GUY. 898 00:40:33,808 --> 00:40:36,144 SO EITHER YOU'RE A GREAT ACTOR, 899 00:40:36,177 --> 00:40:38,012 OR YOU'RE A NICE GUY WHO LOST HIS WAY. 900 00:40:38,046 --> 00:40:39,147 WHATEVER THE REASONS, 901 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:45,153 A LITTLE NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT SEEMED TO BE WARRANTED. 902 00:40:45,186 --> 00:40:47,989 OH, CURRENTLY, YOUR PASSWORD IS "GREAT BIG HO." 903 00:40:48,022 --> 00:40:51,159 CHANGE IT BACK TO ANYTHING BUT "PASSWORD." 904 00:40:51,192 --> 00:40:55,697 HEY, I'M--I'M SORRY. 905 00:40:57,932 --> 00:41:00,001 LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU BY TAKING YOU OUT TO DINNER. 906 00:41:00,034 --> 00:41:02,537 FOLLOWED BY NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU. 907 00:41:06,074 --> 00:41:09,210 I'M SERIOUS. 908 00:41:09,243 --> 00:41:12,847 NOT ON YOUR LIFE. 909 00:41:21,322 --> 00:41:25,093 (male singer) * ALL HIS LIFE 910 00:41:25,126 --> 00:41:31,332 * OWNED BY WILDFIRE 911 00:41:31,365 --> 00:41:35,236 * LIKE A SPARK 912 00:41:35,269 --> 00:41:38,139 WE NEED TO TALK. 913 00:41:38,172 --> 00:41:40,174 NOTHIN' TO SAY. 914 00:41:40,208 --> 00:41:43,612 * 915 00:41:43,645 --> 00:41:47,148 OKAY. 916 00:41:47,181 --> 00:41:49,183 I'LL WAIT TILL YOU'RE READY. 917 00:41:55,289 --> 00:41:59,994 YOU'RE MY SON. 918 00:42:00,028 --> 00:42:03,197 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 919 00:42:10,805 --> 00:42:18,346 * 920 00:42:19,981 --> 00:42:22,350 (Cuddy) WAIT A MINUTE. 921 00:42:22,383 --> 00:42:24,252 WHAT IS THAT? A DOGGY. 922 00:42:24,285 --> 00:42:26,187 WHAT DOES IT SAY? RUFF! 923 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:27,922 THAT'S RIGHT. [chuckles] 924 00:42:30,391 --> 00:42:31,726 WALDENWOOD CALLED. 925 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,028 THEY LOVE RACHEL, BUT THEY HAVE NO ROOM. 926 00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:38,933 SOMETHING ABOUT MORE SIBLINGS THAN USUAL. 927 00:42:38,967 --> 00:42:43,638 WE SHOULD APPLY NEXT YEAR. 928 00:42:45,339 --> 00:42:48,376 SHE'S A SMART KID. SHE'LL BE FINE. 929 00:42:48,409 --> 00:42:51,245 YOU MEAN THAT? 930 00:42:51,279 --> 00:42:54,749 YEAH, I DO. 931 00:43:10,699 --> 00:43:13,702 Captioning by Dave L at CaptionMax www.captionmax.com 67382

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