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[upbeat music]
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(woman)
YEAH!
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[audience cheers]
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(announcer)
LET'S HEAR IT FOR DELLA CARR.
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DUDE, YOUR SISTER
KICKS SERIOUS ASS.
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COMPETED IN THE BOY'S
LEAGUE THIS YEAR.
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KICKED THEIR ASSES TOO.
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NICE JOB, DEL.
YOU--
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I WENT FASTER ON THE 50-50.
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YOU WERE RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT,
WHO WANTS NEXT?
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YEAH, YEAH,
I'M A LITTLE BIASED.
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[laughter]
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WHOO!
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WHOA!
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(woman)
CUSTOM DECKS.
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START THE BIDDING
AT 400 BUCKS.
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TRUST ME, THE KIDS'LL
FORCE THEIR PARENTS TO BUY THEM.
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YOU GOT TO SEE THIS.
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YOU MADE A GREAT
EVENT TODAY, HON.
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FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU?
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I'M ALREADY
IN A WHEELCHAIR.
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WHAT ARE YOU SO AFRAID OF?
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THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT.
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DELLA?
YOU OKAY?
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MOM! DAD!
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[Massive Attack's Teardrop]
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WE GOT TO STOP
PARKING LIKE THIS.
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PEOPLE ARE GONNA TALK.
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WELL, THAT'S WHY I PLAN
ON DOING SOME TALKING FIRST.
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I WANT US TO FORMERLY
REPORT OUR RELATIONSHIP
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TO HUMAN RESOURCES.
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OKAY. YOU GET THEM,
I'LL COVER EVERYBODY ELSE.
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I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
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IF WE COULD KEEP IT QUIET
UNTIL WE HAD THAT MEETING.
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IT'S GONNA BE HARD WITH ME
GRABBING YOUR ASS ALL DAY.
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GRABBING STOPS
AT THE THRESHOLD.
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OF THE PARKING GARAGE.
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HANDICAPPED PLATES.
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I GOT SPECIAL ACCESS.
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I JUST DON'T WANT OUR
RELATIONSHIP AFFECTING OUR JOBS.
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OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
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WHY, DR. CUDDY,
HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
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I GOT A CALL
ABOUT A CASE FOR YOU.
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14-YEAR-OLD.
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EMTs THINK
HER HEART STOPPED--
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SOUNDS GREAT.
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YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.
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I SENSE SOMETHING
FASCINATING ABOUT IT.
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I'M GONNA GET US IN
TO SEE HR THIS AFTERNOON.
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THINK YOU CAN HOLD
YOUR TONGUE TILL THEN?
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MOM...
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FINE.
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PEOPLE ARE GONNA KNOW
SOON ENOUGH.
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I THINK I CAN HOLD IT
TILL LUNCH.
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[whistles]
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I'M SEEING CUDDY.
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GENERALLY,
WITHOUT HER CLOTHES ON.
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USE YOUR IMAGINATION.
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HOPE IT'S GOT
A WIDE-ANGLE LENS.
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YOU DON'T ACTUALLY NEED THAT.
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I'M GONNA GO CHECK MY OFFICE
FOR WHOOPEE CUSHIONS.
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THIS IS NOT A PRANK.
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THIS IS NOT ME
WALKING OUT THE DOOR.
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REALLY?
YOU AND CUDDY?
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FOR REALS.
FOREMAN CAN TRANSLATE.
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SO JUNIOR MISS EVERYTHING--
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SKATEBOARDER,
BASKETBALLER,
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SCIENCE CLUBBER,
SEAL CLUBBER.
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I'M ACTUALLY GUESSING
WITH THAT LAST ONE.
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HEALTHY ONE DAY,
HEART ARRHYTHMIA THE NEXT.
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ARE YOU SURE
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
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TO BE YANKING
ON THE CHAIN OF COMMAND?
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WAY TO GO, HOUSE.
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I'M SURPRISED YOU TWO
DIDN'T GET TOGETHER SOONER.
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EKG, ECHO AND HEAD CT
ARE ALL SPOTLESS.
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THERE'S NOTHING ON
HER NEUROLOGICAL EXAM.
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(House)
INTERESTING.
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IN FAVOR, INDIGNANT,
INDIFFERENT.
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THINK I'D LIKE
A FEMALE PERSPECTIVE.
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OR THIRTEEN'S.
WHERE IS SHE?
SHE'S GONE.
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(Foreman)
A LEAVE OF ABSENCE.KING
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WANTED US TO THINK IT WAS FOR
A HUNTINGTON'S STUDY IN ROME.
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THEY'VE NEVER HEARD OF HER.
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CELL AND HOME PHONE
ARE DISCONNECTED.
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APARTMENT'S ALREADY
BEEN VACATED.
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AND WHAT'S WITH
THE DEATH'S HEAD CANE?
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE
A DEATH'S ASS CANE IN MY SIZE.
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WELL, I GUESS
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
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CONDITIONS THAT CAUSE
INTERMITTENT HEART ARRHYTHMIAS.
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TAUB.
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THREE YEARS, YOU'VE BEEN
TRYING TO GAME OUT THIRTEEN,
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AND NOW YOU DON'T CARE?
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SORRY.
NOT CARING ABOUT THIRTEEN
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IS NOT PART OF THE DIFFERENTIAL
FOR HEART ARRHYTHMIA,
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BUT YOU DO GET
A HOME VERSION OF THE GAME.
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PATIENT'S BROTHER HAS SEVERE,
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CONGENITAL
MUSCULAR DYSTROPHY.
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LIFE EXPECTANCY
OF ABOUT 25.
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IF SHE'S HAD
A LATENT CASE OF IT...
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WOULDN'T BE SUDDEN ONSET.
FOREMAN.
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DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THIRTEEN THAT WE DON'T?
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SHE'S ENTITLED
TO HER PRIVACY.
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JUST AS I'M ENTITLED
TO A DIAGNOSIS.
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AND YOU'RE GLOSSING OVER
THIRTEEN'S DEPARTURE
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BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY RESPECT
SOMEBODY'S PRIVACY?
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I AGREE. IT'S WEIRD OF ME
NOT TO CARE.
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SO EITHER I'M A CHANGED MAN
BECAUSE OF CUDDY,
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OR I'M PRETENDING
TO BE A CHANGED MAN
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BECAUSE I DO KNOW SOMETHING
ABOUT THIRTEEN
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AND I'M TRYING
TO THROW YOU OFF THE SCENT,
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OR I'VE JUST GONE NUTTY BANANAS
BECAUSE I LOST A PATIENT.
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ALL OF WHICH
YOU ARE FREE TO DISCUSS
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AFTER I GET A DIAGNOSIS.
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IF IT'S LONG QT SYNDROME,
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ANY STARTLING STIMULUS
IN THAT SKATE PARK
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COULD HAVE TRIGGERED
THE ARRHYTHMIA.
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LOUD NOISE,
FLASHING LIGHTS.
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SCARE THE PATIENT TO DEATH
TO CONFIRM LONG QT.
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FINE.
IF YOU INSIST,
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DO IT IN A ROOM WITH ONE
OF THOSE THINGAMABOBS
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THAT BRINGS PEOPLE
BACK TO LIFE.
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SCARE TEST IS INSANE.
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SCARE TEST IS LEGITIMATE.
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SIMULATES REAL WORLD
CONDITIONS.
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THIS FLING WITH CUDDY
IS INSANE.
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FLARE GUN?
SCARY ENOUGH?
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HOW ABOUT JUST TELLING HER
WE'RE PLANNING THIS STUPID TEST?
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AND I'M HOPING HOUSE AND CUDDY
ARE MORE THAN JUST A FLING.
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IT'S CLEARLY
MELLOWED HIM OUT.
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HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE
ABOUT THIRTEEN.
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RIGHT.
THE GUY WHO ORDERED US
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TO STOP THE PATIENT'S HEART
HAS MELLOWED OUT.
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IT'S GONNA BE HORRIBLE
BECAUSE IT'S DOOMED,
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WHICH IS JUST
GONNA MAKE HOUSE
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50 TIMES MORE
OF A CRANK.
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FIRECRACKERS.
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WE CAN HIDE 'EM UNDER ONE
OF THOSE COVERED FOOD TRAYS.
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FIND ANY ITCHING POWDER
IN YOUR HANKY?
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ANY FAKE POO
IN YOUR DESK DRAWER?
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YES, THE LACK
OF DIME-STORE PRANKS
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IS PROOF THAT YOU'RE
ACTUALLY DATING CUDDY,
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AND NOT JUST MOCKING ME
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FOR BEING WORRIED
ABOUT YOU.
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WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO
TO PROVE THIS TO YOU?
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TATTOO A CANE
ON HER INNER THIGH?
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TATTOO HER INNER THIGH
ON MY CANE?
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YOU TOLD EVERYBODY,
DIDN'T YOU?
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REPEATEDLY.
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THIS ONE'S NOT BUYING IT.
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NEED A LITTLE HELP.
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I'M NOT SELLING IT.
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IT'S TIME FOR OUR MEETING
AT HUMAN RESOURCES.
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HMM.
HUMAN RESOURCES.
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NOW, WHY WOULD I NEED
TO GO TO HUMAN RESOURCES?
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HOUSE, YOU'VE BEEN
TO HUMAN RESOURCES
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74 TIMES
IN THE LAST SIX WEEKS.
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NEVER AFTER DOING THIS.
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WELL, I'M CONVINCED.
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COME ON.
ONE PECK.
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JUST ENOUGH
TO AROUSE HIM A LITTLE.
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I--HEY, I'M NOT EVEN...
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I DIDN'T MEAN YOU.
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IF I CONFIRM IT,
CAN WE LEAVE?
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YES.
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IT'S TRUE.
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I'VE BEEN MORE PASSIONATE
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WITH MY GREAT AUNT.
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MABEL? UP HIGH.
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WE DONE HERE?
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SHE DIDN'T EVEN
ASK ME TO COUGH.
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THINK YOU STRAIGHTENED OUT
MY LIMP A LITTLE.
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HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE
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THE EXACT NATURE
OF THE RELATIONSHIP?
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YOU EVER SEE
WILD KINGDOM?
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THOSE INSECTS THAT RIP
THEIR PARTNER'S HEADS OFF
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AFTER COPULATING?
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IT'S A SEXUAL
RELATIONSHIP.
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GO SLOWLY NOW.
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HE'S WRITING IT DOWN.
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I BELIEVE
THAT I CAN STILL
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SUPERVISE DR. HOUSE
EFFECTIVELY,
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BUT WE BOTH WANT
TO FOLLOW HOSPITAL POLICY
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TO THE LETTER.
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OUR CONCERN
IS TO MAKE SURE
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THAT THERE'S NO
CONFLICT OF INTEREST,
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NO LIABILITY
FOR THE HOSPITAL.
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YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA SUE
IF THINGS GO SOUTH?
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LET ME TELL YOU.
SHE ACTUALLY DOES GO--
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HOUSE.
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LET HIM TALK.
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I, UH, KNOW THAT
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUE,
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BECAUSE YOU ARE BOTH
GOING TO SIGN LOVE CONTRACTS.
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CONSENSUAL RELATIONSHIP
AGREEMENTS.
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WELL, OBVIOUSLY
OUTSIDE COUNCIL
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WILL HAVE TO REVIEW
THE CROTCHLESS UNDIES CLAUSE.
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UH, WE'LL ALSO NEED TO WATCH
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FOR ANY FAVORITISM
TOWARD DR. HOUSE.
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DOES THAT MEAN SHE HAS
TO SLEEP WITH EVERYONE?
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I PROMISE NOT TO GIVE HIM
A RAISE OR A PROMOTION
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OF ANY KIND.
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THERE'S GOT TO BE
A JOKE THERE
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ABOUT KEEPING UP
WITH INFLATION.
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OR BIAS AGAINST HIM.
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ARE THERE ANY
SUPERVISORY ISSUES
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WITH DR. HOUSE'S
CURRENT CASE LOAD?
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NO, HER CASE IS SOLVED.
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PATIENT HAS LONG QT.
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GONNA SCARE HER INTO
CARDIAC ARREST TO CONFIRM IT.
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NO, WE'RE NOT.
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OKAY, NO, WE'RE NOT.
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SEE?
EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL.
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I KNOW YOU'RE STILL PLANNING
YOUR RIDICULOUS SCARE TEST.
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THE PATIENT IS NOWHERE
NEAR SICK ENOUGH
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TO JUSTIFY THE RISK.
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AN ANGIOGRAM
AND AN E.P. STUDY
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ARE MUCH SAFER
AND VERY EFFECTIVE.
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FAIR POINT.
NOT DOING THE SCARE TEST.
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I'D INVITE YOU TO WATCH ME
NOT DOING THE TEST,
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BUT HAVING NOT DONE IT
MANY TIMES BEFORE,
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TRUST ME, IT'S PRETTY
NOT INTERESTING.
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[phone beeps, dials]
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(Taub)
HOUSE?
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SCARE TEST
WAS NOT APPROVED.
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DO AN ANGIO AND
E.P. STUDY INSTEAD.
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FIRST OF ALL, THAT'S NOT
AS EFFECTIVE AS--
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HOW COME YOU'RE NOT DOING
THE MORE SPECIALIZED TEST?
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00:10:47,123 --> 00:10:49,492
THIS TEST IS VIRTUALLY
JUST AS EFFECTIVE.
231
00:10:49,525 --> 00:10:52,395
AND DR. HOUSE PUTS
A PREMIUM ON PATIENT SAFETY.
232
00:10:52,428 --> 00:10:53,764
BUT FREQUENTLY
CHANGES HIS MIND.
233
00:10:53,797 --> 00:10:56,800
HUGO, GIVE HIM A BREAK.
I'M FINE.
234
00:10:56,833 --> 00:10:58,101
YOU SHOULD GO TO THE BATHROOM
BEFORE WE GO.
235
00:10:58,134 --> 00:11:00,103
WE'VE BEEN HYDRATING YOU
FOR QUITE A WHILE.
236
00:11:00,136 --> 00:11:01,237
I DON'T HAVE TO PEE.
237
00:11:01,271 --> 00:11:02,906
ONCE WE START THE TEST,
238
00:11:02,939 --> 00:11:04,775
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO MOVE
FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR.
239
00:11:04,808 --> 00:11:06,409
I REALLY DON'T HAVE TO PEE.
240
00:11:06,442 --> 00:11:08,979
HOW MUCH FLUID
HAVE WE GIVEN HER?
241
00:11:10,446 --> 00:11:11,882
2.5 LITERS.
242
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:13,483
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
YOU WENT TO THE BATHROOM?
243
00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:15,919
LAST NIGHT, I GUESS.
244
00:11:15,952 --> 00:11:17,187
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
245
00:11:17,220 --> 00:11:20,090
YOUR DAUGHTER'S KIDNEYS
SEEM TO BE FAILING.
246
00:11:25,128 --> 00:11:28,231
SO WHAT COULD CAUSE
HER HEART TO STOP
247
00:11:28,264 --> 00:11:30,333
AND HER URINE NOT TO DROP?
248
00:11:30,366 --> 00:11:34,104
HOUSE, I WAS EXPECTING
YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH CUDDY
249
00:11:34,137 --> 00:11:36,339
TO COMPLICATE OUR WORK
LONG-TERM.
250
00:11:36,372 --> 00:11:39,209
I AM NOW CONCERNED IT MIGHT
BE AFFECTING US SHORT-TERM.
251
00:11:39,242 --> 00:11:40,343
ALL DUE RESPECT.
252
00:11:40,376 --> 00:11:41,945
NONE TAKEN.
253
00:11:41,978 --> 00:11:43,880
I LISTEN TO CUDDY
ALL THE TIME.
254
00:11:43,914 --> 00:11:46,382
SHE'S MY BOSS.
ALSO YOURS, BY THE WAY.
255
00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:47,984
YOU'D LISTEN, THEN TELL HER
SHE'S BEING AN IDIOT,
256
00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,285
AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
257
00:11:49,319 --> 00:11:50,286
I FIND I CAN SKIP
THE IDIOT PART
258
00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:51,822
WHEN SHE'S NOT
BEING AN IDIOT,
259
00:11:51,855 --> 00:11:53,023
AND SINCE THE SCARE TEST
260
00:11:53,056 --> 00:11:54,424
WOULD HAVE LED
TO THE SAME DEAD END,
261
00:11:54,457 --> 00:11:55,959
SHE WAS RIGHT TO STOP IT.
262
00:11:55,992 --> 00:11:58,394
WHICH MEANS
YOUR PROBLEM'S ABOUT YOU.
263
00:11:58,428 --> 00:11:59,830
THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING.
264
00:11:59,863 --> 00:12:01,264
LOSERS LOVE COMPANY.
265
00:12:01,297 --> 00:12:03,867
AND IF EVEN
A MISANTHROPE LIKE ME
266
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:05,401
HAS A CHANCE AT HAPPINESS,
267
00:12:05,435 --> 00:12:06,870
IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY LONELY
268
00:12:06,903 --> 00:12:08,805
ON THAT LANDFILL
OF LOSERDOM
269
00:12:08,839 --> 00:12:10,941
YOU CALL A MARRIAGE.
270
00:12:10,974 --> 00:12:12,242
HEART, KIDNEYS, GO.
271
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,277
COULD BE FABRY DISEASE.
272
00:12:14,310 --> 00:12:16,012
LIPID DEPOSITION
IN HER TISSUES.
273
00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:17,180
DAD'S HISTORY WAS CLEAN.
274
00:12:17,213 --> 00:12:18,381
WHAT ABOUT
PROTEIN DEPOSITS?
275
00:12:18,414 --> 00:12:20,416
THEY WOULDN'T SHOW
IN HER PARENTS' HISTORY.
276
00:12:20,450 --> 00:12:22,285
AMYLOIDOSIS.
277
00:12:22,318 --> 00:12:24,320
EXPLAINS BOTH
THE SYMPTOMS.
278
00:12:24,354 --> 00:12:25,822
MARROW TRANSPLANT
TO TREAT.
279
00:12:25,856 --> 00:12:27,357
BROTHER'S A MATCH.
280
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,126
CONFIRM AND DO.
281
00:12:32,462 --> 00:12:33,830
I BEEN
EXPERIENCING FATIGUE,
282
00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:36,332
AND--AND WEAKNESS.
283
00:12:36,366 --> 00:12:37,968
WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO DO WITH THE FACT
284
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:41,337
THAT YOU'RE...
102 YEARS OLD.
285
00:12:41,371 --> 00:12:43,139
USUALLY
HE'S STRONG AS AN OX.
286
00:12:43,173 --> 00:12:44,908
102-YEAR-OLD OX.
287
00:12:44,941 --> 00:12:47,377
HE HAS TINGLING
IN HIS FEET AND HIS LEGS.
288
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:49,612
I WANT A FULL BATTERY
OF TESTS.
289
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:51,014
CARBON DATING?
290
00:12:51,047 --> 00:12:53,416
I'LL PAY CASH
IF IT'S NOT COVERED.
291
00:12:53,449 --> 00:12:55,051
THAT'S NICE OF YOU
TO FLOAT YOUR FRIEND.
292
00:12:55,085 --> 00:12:57,253
HE'S NOT MY FRIEND.
HE'S MY FATHER.
293
00:12:57,287 --> 00:13:00,156
HE'S 22 YEARS
OLDER THAN ME.
294
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:03,226
WELL, THAT'S TRUE, HE'S
DEFINITELY HAD HIS JOWLS DONE.
295
00:13:03,259 --> 00:13:05,528
STATISTICALLY, IF HE DIDN'T
HAVE THESE SYMPTOMS,
296
00:13:05,561 --> 00:13:07,397
HE'D BE LIKE MOST
PEOPLE OF HIS AGE--
297
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,399
DEAD FOR THE PAST
SEVERAL DECADES.
298
00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:10,967
DO THE TESTS.
I'M SICK.
299
00:13:11,001 --> 00:13:13,469
YOU HAVE A BAD CASE
OF NATURAL CAUSES.
300
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:17,473
DO THE DAMN TESTS.
301
00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,309
IF THE VIAL
FILLS WITH SAND,
302
00:13:19,342 --> 00:13:22,578
WE TAKE THAT AS A BAD SIGN.
303
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:23,646
HUGO SHOULD BE HERE.
304
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:24,580
WHY'D YOU ASK HIM TO LEAVE?
305
00:13:24,614 --> 00:13:27,150
WE WANTED TO BE ABLE
TO DISCUSS THIS OPENLY.
306
00:13:27,183 --> 00:13:29,085
BUT IT OBVIOUSLY AFFECTS HIM.
307
00:13:29,119 --> 00:13:30,453
HONEY,
LET THE DOCTOR FINISH.
308
00:13:30,486 --> 00:13:31,955
IT'S A STANDARD PROCEDURE.
309
00:13:31,988 --> 00:13:33,023
WE USE GENERAL ANESTHESIA,
310
00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:34,390
HARVEST A VERY SMALL
AMOUNT OF--
311
00:13:34,424 --> 00:13:37,193
NO. I'M NOT TAKING
MY BROTHER'S MARROW.
312
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:37,994
DEL, IT'S--
313
00:13:38,028 --> 00:13:39,329
THESE HARVESTS
ARE HARMLESS.
314
00:13:39,362 --> 00:13:40,430
WITH THE MEDS WE GIVE,
315
00:13:40,463 --> 00:13:42,098
THERE'S ALMOST NO PAIN,
316
00:13:42,132 --> 00:13:43,199
ALMOST NO RISK OF INFECTION.
317
00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,301
ALMOST?
318
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,505
HIS LIFE'S HARD ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
319
00:13:49,539 --> 00:13:51,407
(Taub)
SMALL PROBLEM
WITH THE TREATMENT.
320
00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:54,945
PATIENT WON'T TAKE MARROW
FROM STEEL WHEELS?
321
00:13:54,978 --> 00:13:56,346
WE'RE FINDING
ANOTHER MATCH.
322
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,380
AND HOW DO YOU KNOW?
323
00:13:57,413 --> 00:13:59,482
WHAT OTHER PROBLEM
COULD THERE BE
324
00:13:59,515 --> 00:14:01,117
WITH A PROBLEM-FREE
PROCEDURE?
325
00:14:01,151 --> 00:14:03,353
BOY'S SPORTS,
SCIENCE CLUB,
326
00:14:03,386 --> 00:14:05,455
SHE'S LIVING HIS LIFE,
NOT HERS.
327
00:14:05,488 --> 00:14:07,590
MAKES SENSE SHE'S BEING
A SELF-DENYING MORON.
328
00:14:07,623 --> 00:14:08,591
SHE LOVES HER BROTHER.
329
00:14:08,624 --> 00:14:10,060
SHE'S THINKING
SELFLESSLY.
330
00:14:10,093 --> 00:14:11,061
HOW IS THAT AT ALL--
331
00:14:11,094 --> 00:14:12,062
BEING MORONIC?
332
00:14:12,095 --> 00:14:13,296
MM.
IF I CAN ONLY THINK
333
00:14:13,329 --> 00:14:14,397
OF A HARM-FREE
MEDICAL TREATMENT
334
00:14:14,430 --> 00:14:15,398
SHE TURNED DOWN LATELY.
335
00:14:15,431 --> 00:14:16,399
YOU'RE RIGHT.
336
00:14:16,432 --> 00:14:17,567
IF EVERYONE
WERE MORE SELFISH,
337
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,102
THE WORLD WOULD BE
A BETTER PLACE.
338
00:14:19,135 --> 00:14:21,471
SEE? I CAN SKIP
THE IDIOT PART
339
00:14:21,504 --> 00:14:24,640
WHEN YOU'RE NOT
BEING AN IDIOT.
340
00:14:24,674 --> 00:14:27,310
YEAH, I HAD THAT
SAME FACIAL EXPRESSION
341
00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:28,411
FOR THE FIRST 48 HOURS.
342
00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:29,579
HAD ANOTHER ONE TOO,
343
00:14:29,612 --> 00:14:32,248
BUT ONLY FOR
15 SECONDS AT A TIME.
344
00:14:32,282 --> 00:14:33,616
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU.
YOU'RE HAPPY FOR YOU.
345
00:14:33,649 --> 00:14:35,518
THIS IS HUGE.
346
00:14:35,551 --> 00:14:37,653
SO WHO'S GONNA
SUPERVISE YOU?
347
00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:39,455
CUDDY.
348
00:14:39,489 --> 00:14:42,058
WELL, I GUESS
MAYBE THAT CAN WORK.
349
00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,394
MAYBE?
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
350
00:14:44,427 --> 00:14:47,530
YOU SHOWED UP FOR CLINIC HOURS.
VOLUNTARILY.
351
00:14:47,563 --> 00:14:50,100
FINE.
A LITTLE BIT HAS CHANGED.
352
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:51,267
HOUSE,
EVERYTHING'S CHANGED.
353
00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:52,468
YOU'RE SLEEPING TOGETHER.
354
00:14:52,502 --> 00:14:53,536
YOU WANT SOMETHING FROM HER
355
00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:56,672
BESIDES A SIGN-OFF ON SCARING
YOUR PATIENT TO DEATH.
356
00:14:56,706 --> 00:14:58,174
YOU TALKED TO TAUB.
357
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,542
HE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
358
00:14:59,575 --> 00:15:00,543
HE'S A JERK.
359
00:15:00,576 --> 00:15:02,078
I'M WORRIED TOO.
360
00:15:02,112 --> 00:15:03,079
DO I NEED TO SAY IT?
361
00:15:03,113 --> 00:15:04,981
I WANT THIS TO WORK.
362
00:15:05,015 --> 00:15:07,017
I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING DIFFERENTLY.
363
00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:09,419
SHE CHANGED MY MIND
ABOUT ONE DIAGNOSTIC TEST.
364
00:15:09,452 --> 00:15:11,354
AND SHE WAS RIGHT.
365
00:15:11,387 --> 00:15:13,489
EVEN THOUGH IT'S YOUR
EMOTIONAL DEFAULT,
366
00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:15,491
STOP WORRYING.
367
00:15:15,525 --> 00:15:19,562
I CAN HANDLE IT.
368
00:15:19,595 --> 00:15:21,998
I HEAR YOU'RE A PRETTY
FIERCE SKATEBOARDER.
369
00:15:22,032 --> 00:15:24,100
I DO OKAY.
370
00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:25,268
ALL YOUR ACTIVITIES,
371
00:15:25,301 --> 00:15:28,104
DON'T THEY SEEM LIKE THINGS
372
00:15:28,138 --> 00:15:30,273
A 16-YEAR-OLD BOY
WOULD DO?
373
00:15:30,306 --> 00:15:32,342
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT THINK
374
00:15:32,375 --> 00:15:34,510
YOU'RE TRYING TO LIVE
HIS LIFE FOR HIM.
375
00:15:34,544 --> 00:15:38,114
I AM. SORT OF.
376
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,215
UM,
I GOT INTO SKATEBOARDING
377
00:15:39,249 --> 00:15:40,583
WHEN SOME OF HUGO'S
CLASSMATES DID,
378
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:43,519
AND HE REALIZED
HE COULD NEVER DO IT.
379
00:15:43,553 --> 00:15:46,456
IT'S THE SAME
WITH A LOT OF THINGS.
380
00:15:46,489 --> 00:15:49,292
WE LIVE THROUGH IT
TOGETHER.
381
00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:51,594
AND YOU'RE NOT WORRIED
YOU'RE BEING SELFLESS
382
00:15:51,627 --> 00:15:54,297
TO THE POINT
OF SELF-DENIAL?
383
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:57,300
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
INSPIRED BY SOMEONE?
384
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:01,504
WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE YOUR PILLS?
385
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:03,439
[coughs, gasps]
386
00:16:03,473 --> 00:16:06,809
NEED SOME HELP IN HERE.
387
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:09,112
HEMOTHORAX.
WE NEED TO BRONCH HER NOW.
388
00:16:09,145 --> 00:16:10,213
CLEAR AN O.R.
389
00:16:10,246 --> 00:16:12,048
SHE'S DROWNING
IN HER OWN BLOOD.
390
00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,317
IT'S NOT AMYLOIDOSIS.
391
00:16:19,822 --> 00:16:21,457
SHE'S BLEEDING TO DEATH.
392
00:16:21,491 --> 00:16:23,459
OUT OF HER LUNG.
393
00:16:23,493 --> 00:16:25,828
I WANT TO FILL
A QUARTER OF IT WITH FOAM.
394
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:28,298
THAT'D STOP THE BLEEDING,
ALL RIGHT.
395
00:16:28,331 --> 00:16:31,534
THOUGHT IT MADE MORE SENSE
THAN DIET AND EXERCISE.
396
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,569
AND IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE
ENOUGH LUNG FUNCTION LEFT,
397
00:16:33,603 --> 00:16:34,570
YOU'LL HAVE KILLED HER.
398
00:16:34,604 --> 00:16:37,240
THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE
IS SLOWLY SUTURING THE LUNG,
399
00:16:37,273 --> 00:16:39,142
HOPING THAT THE BLEEDING
STOPS IN TIME
400
00:16:39,175 --> 00:16:40,476
AND SHE DOESN'T DIE
ON HER OWN.
401
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,812
BUT WE WOULD WALK AWAY
WITH CLEAN HANDS.
402
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:45,047
EXCEPT FOR ALL THE BLOOD.
403
00:16:48,318 --> 00:16:49,819
YOU'RE RIGHT.
404
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:51,121
FASTER AND RISKIER'S BETTER.
405
00:16:51,154 --> 00:16:52,822
FOAM THE LUNG.
406
00:16:59,195 --> 00:17:01,097
GOT A GREEN LIGHT?
407
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,771
NO.
SUTURE THE LUNG.
408
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:11,541
SCALPEL,
RIB SPREADER.
409
00:17:15,445 --> 00:17:18,114
I CAN'T HANDLE IT.
410
00:17:20,516 --> 00:17:21,651
WHAT HAPPENED?
411
00:17:21,684 --> 00:17:25,555
SHE SAID "YES,"
AND I HEARD "NO."
412
00:17:25,588 --> 00:17:26,856
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
HEAR "NO."
413
00:17:26,889 --> 00:17:30,460
BUT I JUST...WAS SURE
THAT'S WHAT SHE MEANT.
414
00:17:30,493 --> 00:17:35,231
WAY SHE TILTED HER HEAD
AND HALF-ARCHED HER EYEBROW.
415
00:17:35,265 --> 00:17:36,666
WHAT DO I EVEN CARE
WHAT SHE MEANT?
416
00:17:36,699 --> 00:17:40,803
SHE SAID YES.
THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
417
00:17:40,836 --> 00:17:42,772
I'M SCREWING THIS UP.
418
00:17:42,805 --> 00:17:45,541
IT'S NOT COMPLETELY BAD,
HOUSE.
419
00:17:45,575 --> 00:17:47,277
YOU CARE ENOUGH
TO PULL YOUR PUNCHES.
420
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,244
THAT'S NOT A BAD THING.
421
00:17:48,278 --> 00:17:50,846
BUT YOU AND CUDDY
HAVE GOT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
422
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,615
OF AVOIDING THIS PROBLEM.
423
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:55,785
SET SOME GROUND RULES.
424
00:17:55,818 --> 00:17:58,254
YEAH.
425
00:17:58,288 --> 00:18:00,590
I HAVE TO AVOID
THIS PROBLEM.
426
00:18:00,623 --> 00:18:02,792
IF I CAN RESTRICT
OUR INTERACTIONS
427
00:18:02,825 --> 00:18:05,695
TO PLACES WHERE NEITHER OF US
ARE WEARING PANTS...
428
00:18:05,728 --> 00:18:07,897
YEAH, THAT'S NOT
AVOIDING THE PROBLEM,
429
00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:10,433
THAT'S AVOIDING THE ISSUE.
430
00:18:10,466 --> 00:18:13,236
SINCE AVOIDANCE IS MY PLAN
FOR DEALING WITH THE ISSUE,
431
00:18:13,269 --> 00:18:16,206
TECHNICALLY,
THAT'S NOT AVOIDING IT.
432
00:18:16,239 --> 00:18:18,174
THANKS.
433
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,175
NO PROBLEM.
434
00:18:19,209 --> 00:18:22,278
[door closes]
435
00:18:22,312 --> 00:18:24,214
STITCHING WORKED.
436
00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:25,215
THIS TIME.
437
00:18:25,248 --> 00:18:26,216
NO GUARANTEE BOWING TO CUDDY
438
00:18:26,249 --> 00:18:28,418
WILL WORK NEXT TIME.
439
00:18:28,451 --> 00:18:30,720
HEART ARRHYTHMIA,
KIDNEY FAILURE,
440
00:18:30,753 --> 00:18:32,388
AND NOW BLEEDING LUNG.
441
00:18:32,422 --> 00:18:34,557
I DON'T WANT TO CRITICIZE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND, BUT--
442
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:35,791
HEY, YOU'VE BEEN ON ME
FOR YEARS
443
00:18:35,825 --> 00:18:36,959
TO RESPECT SOMEONE'S OPINION.
444
00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:38,794
JUST 'CAUSE I HAD
TO GO OUTSIDE THIS GROUP
445
00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:39,795
TO FIND ONE I RESPECT.
446
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:41,231
MULTI-SYSTEM INVOLVEMENT
447
00:18:41,264 --> 00:18:42,232
CENTERED IN THE LUNG.
448
00:18:42,265 --> 00:18:43,299
SARCOIDOSIS?
449
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,634
DOESN'T EXPLAIN
THE HEMOTHORAX.
450
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,302
TB CAN AFFECT
ALL THREE ORGANS.
451
00:18:46,336 --> 00:18:47,470
SKIN TEST WAS NEGATIVE.
452
00:18:47,503 --> 00:18:48,838
WHAT ABOUT
GOODPASTURE'S?
453
00:18:48,871 --> 00:18:51,907
AFFECTS THE LUNGS,
KIDNEYS.
454
00:18:51,941 --> 00:18:55,211
AND AUTOIMMUNE EXPLAINS
THE OUT OF THE BLUE ARRHYTHMIA.
455
00:18:55,245 --> 00:18:56,212
GOODPASTURE'S IT IS.
456
00:18:56,246 --> 00:18:59,349
IMMUNOSUPPRESSANTS AND
PLASMAPHERESIS TO TREAT,
457
00:18:59,382 --> 00:19:01,851
KIDNEY BIOPSY TO CONFIRM.
458
00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:10,360
[announcements over P.A.]
459
00:19:10,393 --> 00:19:12,728
DR. HOUSE.
460
00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:15,798
DON'T TELL ME, YOUR FATHER'S
HAIRLINE IS RECEDING,
461
00:19:15,831 --> 00:19:17,233
AND HE NEEDS MORE TESTS.
462
00:19:17,267 --> 00:19:18,701
HE'S 102.
463
00:19:18,734 --> 00:19:20,936
HIS NEXT TEST IS AN AUTOPSY.
464
00:19:20,970 --> 00:19:22,505
LOOK,
I LOVE THE OLD MAN,
465
00:19:22,538 --> 00:19:25,241
BUT I GOT TO GET HIM
OUT OF THE DAMN HOUSE.
466
00:19:25,275 --> 00:19:27,410
HE CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WITHOUT ME.
467
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,913
HE NEEDS TO BE
IN A CARE FACILITY.
468
00:19:30,946 --> 00:19:32,882
WELL, SO TELL HIM.
HE'S A BIG BOY NOW.
469
00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:35,618
I CAN'T.
I'M HIS WHOLE LIFE.
470
00:19:35,651 --> 00:19:38,854
BUT IF IT COMES
FROM A DOCTOR...
471
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:47,730
THAT'S VERY GENEROUS.
WHEN YOU WERE 30.
472
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:53,303
PRETEND TO RUN THE TESTS,
473
00:19:53,336 --> 00:19:55,838
AND THEN TELL HIM...
474
00:19:55,871 --> 00:19:58,341
HE CAN'T LIVE WITH ME
ANYMORE.
475
00:20:08,651 --> 00:20:11,587
I DIDN'T RUN INTO YOU
ALL AFTERNOON.
476
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,323
I MISSED YOU.
477
00:20:13,356 --> 00:20:16,559
BUSY DAY.
478
00:20:16,592 --> 00:20:21,364
MAYBE WE SHOULD
PLAN ON LUNCH TOMORROW.
479
00:20:21,397 --> 00:20:27,670
PROBLEM IS, AT LUNCH
YOU TEND TO WEAR TOPS.
480
00:20:27,703 --> 00:20:30,440
THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
481
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:36,546
[phone rings]
482
00:20:41,951 --> 00:20:43,686
CUDDY AND I ARE NAKED.
483
00:20:43,719 --> 00:20:45,855
SO I'M HAVING
TROUBLE FOCUSING.
484
00:20:45,888 --> 00:20:46,856
USE SMALL WORDS.
485
00:20:46,889 --> 00:20:48,391
KIDNEY BIOPSY WAS CLEAN,
486
00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:50,393
SO WE RECHECKED THE PIECE
OF HER LUNG FROM THE O.R.
487
00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:52,762
YOU LOST ME.
488
00:20:52,795 --> 00:20:53,896
SORRY, WHO IS THIS
CALLING AGAIN?
489
00:20:53,929 --> 00:20:55,431
IT'S NOT GOODPASTURE'S.
490
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:57,467
THERE'S INTIMAL THICKENING
OF THE BLOOD VESSELS.
491
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,834
AND LYMPHOCYTIC INFILTRATE.
492
00:20:58,868 --> 00:21:00,403
WE TESTED FOR LAM.
IT'S POSITIVE.
493
00:21:00,436 --> 00:21:01,203
PLUS HER LUNG'S FRIED.
494
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:02,705
SHE NEEDS
A DONOR LUNG TO LIVE,
495
00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:04,774
WHICH IS THE ONLY TREATMENT
FOR LAM, ANYWAY.
496
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:06,442
TAUB'S GONE TO
THE TRANSPLANT COMMITTEE.
497
00:21:06,476 --> 00:21:07,743
THEY MAY HAVE FOUND
A DONOR LUNG.
498
00:21:07,777 --> 00:21:11,481
SO THIS CALL
IS PURELY EXPOSITIONAL.
499
00:21:11,514 --> 00:21:15,050
[shuts cell phone]
500
00:21:15,084 --> 00:21:16,386
I SHOULD REALLY
GET DRESSED.
501
00:21:16,419 --> 00:21:17,920
I TOLD THE NANNY
I'D BE HOME BY 9:00.
502
00:21:17,953 --> 00:21:20,523
AND I SLIPPED
THE NANNY 40 BUCKS,
503
00:21:20,556 --> 00:21:23,393
TOLD HER TO STAY
TILL 10:00.
504
00:21:23,426 --> 00:21:24,394
REALLY?
505
00:21:24,427 --> 00:21:26,529
MM-HMM, REALLY.
506
00:21:39,141 --> 00:21:41,944
GOOD NEWS.
507
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,518
(Foreman)
SURGERY WAS UNEVENTFUL,
508
00:21:48,551 --> 00:21:49,952
BUT THE DONOR LUNG
STARTED FAILING
509
00:21:49,985 --> 00:21:51,721
ABOUT AN HOUR
INTO RECOVERY.
510
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:52,822
WE KNOW WE'RE RIGHT
ABOUT LAM.
511
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:53,989
TESTS CONFIRMED IT.
512
00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:55,625
THAT LEAVES US
WITH TWO OPTIONS.
513
00:21:55,658 --> 00:21:57,026
BODY'S REJECTING
THE NEW LUNG
514
00:21:57,059 --> 00:21:59,028
OR WE SHOULD HAVE
REJECTED THE NEW LUNG
515
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:00,663
BECAUSE IT'S INFECTED.
516
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:01,831
LET'S BIOPSY,
SEE WHICH ONE IT IS.
517
00:22:01,864 --> 00:22:02,865
NO GUARANTEE
518
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,467
WE'D HIT
THE AFFECTED SPOT.
519
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,868
IF WE GIVE STEROIDS
FOR REJECTION,
520
00:22:05,901 --> 00:22:07,102
IT'D MAKE
AN INFECTION WORSE.
521
00:22:07,136 --> 00:22:08,838
IF WE GIVE ANTIBIOTICS
FOR INFECTION,
522
00:22:08,871 --> 00:22:10,406
IT'D MAKE REJECTION WORSE.
523
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,674
WHICH WORSE IS WORSE?
524
00:22:11,707 --> 00:22:12,975
IF WE TREAT FOR INFECTION
AND WE'RE WRONG,
525
00:22:13,008 --> 00:22:14,176
SHE'LL BE DEAD
WITHIN HOURS.
526
00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,811
AND IF WE TREAT FOR
REJECTION AND WE'RE WRONG?
527
00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:17,547
SHE'LL PROBABLY HANG ON
A DAY OR TWO.
528
00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,749
YOU'RE ASSUMING
HER REJECTION'S HYPERACUTE.
529
00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:21,851
ODDS ARE, IT ISN'T.
530
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,887
GOTTA HEAD OFF
THE WORST WORSE FIRST.
531
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,756
I STUDIED UNDER
DR. SEUSS.
532
00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:30,025
START WITH IV METHYLPREDNISOLONE
FOR HYPERACUTE REJECTION.
533
00:22:30,059 --> 00:22:32,695
IF THAT FAILS, WE'LL SWITCH HER
TO BROAD-SPECTRUM ANTIBIOTICS
534
00:22:32,728 --> 00:22:35,898
AND HOPE WE'RE NOT
TOO LATE.
535
00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:40,670
CAT GOT YOUR LEGS?
536
00:22:40,703 --> 00:22:42,204
WE JUST DECIDED
TO GIVE MEDS
537
00:22:42,237 --> 00:22:44,974
THAT COULD KILL THE PATIENT
BASED ON A GUESS.
538
00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:46,842
YOU NEED APPROVAL FROM CUDDY,
539
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,544
AND SHE'LL WANT TO TAKE
THE SAFER COURSE,
540
00:22:48,578 --> 00:22:51,013
AND YOU'RE GONNA FOLD
LIKE AN ORIGAMI CRANE, SO...
541
00:22:51,046 --> 00:22:55,117
I'LL JUST WAIT HERE
TILL WE GET OUR ACTUAL ORDERS.
542
00:22:55,150 --> 00:22:56,686
FINE. YOU DO IT.
543
00:22:56,719 --> 00:22:59,054
TELL HER
SHE'S BEING AN IDIOT
544
00:22:59,088 --> 00:23:01,591
FOR ALWAYS CHOOSING
THE SAFER COURSE.
545
00:23:01,624 --> 00:23:04,894
SHE'S SITTING ON HER AMPLE,
IF WELL-FORMED, BUREAUCRATIC ASS
546
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:05,828
WHILE OUR PATIENT'S DYING.
547
00:23:05,861 --> 00:23:08,030
WE'LL SEE WHO FOLDS
LIKE AN ORIGAMI SHRIMP.
548
00:23:08,063 --> 00:23:10,933
YOU WANT ME TO GET
CUDDY'S APPROVAL?
549
00:23:10,966 --> 00:23:12,502
I GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE
IMPORTANT.
550
00:23:12,535 --> 00:23:13,936
SITTING AT YOUR DESK?
551
00:23:13,969 --> 00:23:15,705
I'M RUNNING LATE.
552
00:23:32,522 --> 00:23:34,524
FORGET THE TESTS.
553
00:23:34,557 --> 00:23:38,193
I THINK JUNIOR MIGHT HAVE
A FEW WORDS TO SAY ABOUT THAT.
554
00:23:38,227 --> 00:23:42,031
I LOVE HIM,
BUT HE CAN'T LET GO.
555
00:23:42,064 --> 00:23:44,634
40 BUCKS SAYS HE CAN.
556
00:23:44,667 --> 00:23:47,169
I CAN'T DO ANYTHING
WITHOUT HIM HELPING ME
557
00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:49,104
LIKE I'M SENILE.
558
00:23:49,138 --> 00:23:51,807
IF I GO BACK THERE,
I'M GONNA RIP HIS THROAT OUT.
559
00:23:51,841 --> 00:23:54,143
YOU SURE YOU WON'T WARM UP
TO HIM OVER TIME?
560
00:23:59,949 --> 00:24:01,083
SKIP THE BLOOD WORK.
561
00:24:01,116 --> 00:24:03,919
TELL MY SON IT'S GRIM NEWS.
562
00:24:03,953 --> 00:24:06,088
I NEED TO BE
IN A NURSING HOME.
563
00:24:06,121 --> 00:24:09,091
A PRIVATE ROOM.
564
00:24:09,124 --> 00:24:10,760
MAKE IT A SUITE.
565
00:24:10,793 --> 00:24:12,662
BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.
566
00:24:14,129 --> 00:24:18,934
I SIT AROUND
ON MY BUREAUCRATIC ASS?
567
00:24:18,968 --> 00:24:20,570
I WAS RELAYING
YOUR WORDS.
568
00:24:20,603 --> 00:24:23,005
I SAID WELL-FORMED.
I SAID WELL-FORMED!
569
00:24:23,038 --> 00:24:24,807
WHAT WERE YOU--
570
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,976
I NEEDED TO BE AGGRESSIVE.
YOU'RE AN IDIOT.
571
00:24:27,009 --> 00:24:29,979
SHE WAS SIDING
WITH FOREMAN'S ANALYSIS.
572
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:32,114
THE ODDS ARE AGAINST IT
BEING HYPERACUTE REJECTION.
573
00:24:32,147 --> 00:24:34,116
STOP.
574
00:24:34,149 --> 00:24:35,685
I AGREE WITH YOU.
575
00:24:35,718 --> 00:24:38,020
THAT WAS OUR ANALYSIS
FROM THE START.
576
00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:40,155
IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM
WITH A TEAM DECISION,
577
00:24:40,189 --> 00:24:42,057
YOU COME TO ME.
578
00:24:42,091 --> 00:24:44,794
I'M SORRY.
I-I'LL DEAL WITH HIM LATER.
579
00:24:46,095 --> 00:24:48,864
I SAID WELL-FORMED.
580
00:24:55,337 --> 00:24:57,873
PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT
SEEN CUDDY NAKED
581
00:24:57,907 --> 00:24:59,809
SHOULD NOT THROW STONES.
582
00:24:59,842 --> 00:25:02,978
SHE DOES HAVE
GREAT CANS.
583
00:25:04,179 --> 00:25:06,148
CUDDY HAS HOUSE
ON SUCH A SHORT LEASH,
584
00:25:06,181 --> 00:25:08,117
SHE MIGHT AS WELL START
GIVING HIM CHEW TOYS.
585
00:25:08,150 --> 00:25:10,920
LET'S GIVE THE ANTIBIOTICS
AT LEAST ANOTHER HOUR.
586
00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:13,589
AMAZING. AND HOUSE HASN'T
GIVEN YOU ONE OUNCE OF GRIEF
587
00:25:13,623 --> 00:25:16,058
FOR YOUR COMPLETE LACK
OF INTEREST IN HIS LOVE LIFE?
588
00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:18,594
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU
THAT HOUSE IS JUST HAPPY
589
00:25:18,628 --> 00:25:20,362
AND COULD GIVE A CRAP
ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES
590
00:25:20,395 --> 00:25:21,731
BECAUSE OF IT?
591
00:25:21,764 --> 00:25:24,233
WELL, THAT'S IRONIC
AND DEPRESSING.
592
00:25:24,266 --> 00:25:25,901
AND BY THAT LOGIC,
593
00:25:25,935 --> 00:25:27,637
THE REASON
YOU DON'T GIVE A CRAP
594
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,171
IS BECAUSE YOU'RE HAPPY,
595
00:25:29,204 --> 00:25:31,073
WHICH MEANS
YOU'VE GOT SOMEONE NEW
596
00:25:31,106 --> 00:25:33,208
GIVING YOU CHEW TOYS.
597
00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,610
YOU'RE 1/4TH RIGHT.
598
00:25:34,644 --> 00:25:36,011
WAIT.
599
00:25:36,045 --> 00:25:38,280
ARE YOU SAYING...
[pagers beep]
600
00:25:38,313 --> 00:25:40,182
YOU'RE DATING
FOUR WOMEN?
601
00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:47,322
(Chase)
BP'S DROPPING.
602
00:25:47,356 --> 00:25:49,124
MEANS THE ANTIBIOTICS
AREN'T WORKING.
603
00:25:49,158 --> 00:25:51,761
PUT HER IN TRENDELENBURG.
CAN YOU SAVE THE LUNG?
604
00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:54,096
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
WE GOT A BETTER CHANCE NOW.
605
00:25:54,129 --> 00:25:56,031
THIS MEANS REJECTION,
NOT INFECTION.
606
00:25:56,065 --> 00:25:58,133
START HER ON IV
METHYLPREDNISOLONE RIGHT AWAY.
607
00:25:58,167 --> 00:26:00,335
[machine beeping]
608
00:26:04,039 --> 00:26:05,174
WOW.
609
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:07,076
YOU HATE SALAD.
610
00:26:07,109 --> 00:26:09,845
SHE'S REALLY GOT YOU
TIED UP IN KNOTS.
611
00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:12,147
I CAVED.
THROUGH AN INTERMEDIARY.
612
00:26:12,181 --> 00:26:14,316
I NEED A PLAN "C."
613
00:26:14,349 --> 00:26:17,352
WHAT YOU NEED IS A PLAN
THAT YOU ACTUALLY DEVELOP
614
00:26:17,386 --> 00:26:20,122
WITH CUDDY.
615
00:26:22,157 --> 00:26:24,259
ANTIBIOTICS DIDN'T WORK
AND THEN STEROIDS DIDN'T WORK.
616
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:25,661
THE NEW LUNG'S RUINED,
617
00:26:25,695 --> 00:26:27,329
AND IT'S NOT REJECTION
OR INFECTION.
618
00:26:27,362 --> 00:26:29,264
THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS
WERE WRONG.
619
00:26:29,298 --> 00:26:30,666
UNLESS IT'S NOT LAM.
620
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:33,235
IT IS LAM.
THE TESTS WERE POSITIVE.
621
00:26:33,268 --> 00:26:36,071
THEN THE TESTS
HAVE TO BE WRONG.
622
00:26:36,105 --> 00:26:38,140
DEEP-FRYER'S WORKING AGAIN.
623
00:26:38,173 --> 00:26:40,442
STILL WORKING ON THAT?
624
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,444
NO, IT WAS HERE
WHEN I SAT DOWN.
625
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:43,846
I NEED TO THINK.
626
00:27:12,908 --> 00:27:15,210
I WANT TO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE TRYING EVERYTHING
627
00:27:15,244 --> 00:27:16,879
TO SAVE MY SISTER.
628
00:27:16,912 --> 00:27:18,714
EVERYTHING?
629
00:27:18,748 --> 00:27:21,250
WELL, THAT MUST BE IT.
630
00:27:21,283 --> 00:27:23,318
SEE, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS
CHECKED THE BOX MARKED,
631
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,020
"TRY EVERY OTHER THING."
632
00:27:25,054 --> 00:27:27,289
I'M THE ONE THAT'S
SUPPOSED TO DIE FIRST.
633
00:27:27,322 --> 00:27:29,959
I'M THE DAMAGED ONE,
NOT HER.
634
00:27:29,992 --> 00:27:31,761
SHE NEVER EVEN GETS
A COLD.
635
00:27:31,794 --> 00:27:33,896
DAMAGE HAS A WAY OF SPREADING
TO EVERYONE AROUND YOU.
636
00:27:33,929 --> 00:27:36,065
FOR EXAMPLE,
YOUR OBVIOUS EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
637
00:27:36,098 --> 00:27:38,200
IS NOW MAKING ME HAVE
A PHILOSOPHICAL CONVERSATION
638
00:27:38,233 --> 00:27:40,035
INSTEAD OF DEALING WITH
YOUR SISTER.
639
00:27:40,069 --> 00:27:42,805
SEE HOW THAT MIGHT BE
DAMAGING?
640
00:27:51,346 --> 00:27:52,414
NEVER?
641
00:27:54,149 --> 00:27:56,185
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU HAD A COLD?
642
00:27:56,218 --> 00:27:59,288
ANY MINOR ACHES,
SWELLING, ANYTHING?
643
00:28:00,555 --> 00:28:02,892
[mutters]
IT'S BEEN YEARS.
644
00:28:02,925 --> 00:28:05,160
SHE NEVER GETS COLDS.
645
00:28:05,194 --> 00:28:07,129
I DIDN'T ASK WHEN'S
THE LAST TIME SHE MENTIONED IT.
646
00:28:07,162 --> 00:28:10,065
I ASKED WHEN SHE HAD ONE--
EVEN A TINY ONE.
647
00:28:10,099 --> 00:28:11,767
IT'S NOTHING.
648
00:28:11,801 --> 00:28:15,304
SOMETIMES MY EARS
ACHE A LITTLE.
649
00:28:15,337 --> 00:28:17,840
SO NOW TELL ME
THE REST OF THE NOTHING.
650
00:28:17,873 --> 00:28:20,509
M-MY CHEST...
651
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,778
SORENESS.
652
00:28:22,812 --> 00:28:24,246
SOME CONGESTION.
653
00:28:24,279 --> 00:28:26,181
YOU NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT.
654
00:28:26,215 --> 00:28:27,917
I BARELY NOTICED IT
655
00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:29,885
UNTIL THAT SKATEBOARDING
TOURNAMENT IN DENVER.
656
00:28:29,919 --> 00:28:31,186
HOW LONG AGO?
657
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:33,188
A...YEAR?
658
00:28:34,356 --> 00:28:35,858
COLD'S NOTHING
WHEN I THINK OF
659
00:28:35,891 --> 00:28:38,193
WHAT HUGO
GOES THROUGH EVERY DAY.
660
00:28:38,227 --> 00:28:40,262
YEAH, WE GET IT.
YOUR BROTHER, THE SAINT.
661
00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:42,832
HIS SISTER, THE MARTYR.
662
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,270
THANK GOD YOU FOLLOWED ME.
663
00:28:48,303 --> 00:28:50,272
NOW YOU CAN GO BACK
TO THE TRANSPLANT COMMITTEE
664
00:28:50,305 --> 00:28:51,907
WHILE I GET CONFIRMATION.
665
00:28:51,941 --> 00:28:52,908
CONFIRMATION OF WHAT?
666
00:28:52,942 --> 00:28:55,444
WHAT CAUSES LOW-LEVEL
COLD SYMPTOMS FOR A YEAR,
667
00:28:55,477 --> 00:28:57,813
CAN RUIN TWO LUNGS,
IS IMMUNE TO DRUG THERAPIES,
668
00:28:57,847 --> 00:29:00,282
AND GETS WORSE IN CITIES
NICKNAMED MILE-HIGH?
669
00:29:00,315 --> 00:29:01,483
A CLOTTING DISORDER?
670
00:29:01,516 --> 00:29:03,585
SHE HAS A NASTY CASE
OF SICKLE CELL TRAIT.
671
00:29:03,618 --> 00:29:05,921
HER HEART ARRHYTHMIA
WASN'T SUDDEN AT ALL.
672
00:29:05,955 --> 00:29:08,123
SCREWED-UP BLOOD CELLS
SCREWED UP THE BLOOD VESSELS
673
00:29:08,157 --> 00:29:10,993
WHICH GAVE US A SCREWED-UP
POSITIVE FOR LAM.
674
00:29:11,026 --> 00:29:13,929
IF SHE'D TOLD US ABOUT
HER SYMPTOMS SOONER--LIKE EVER--
675
00:29:13,963 --> 00:29:15,230
SHE MIGHT NOT BE DYING.
676
00:29:15,264 --> 00:29:16,832
YOU WERE RIGHT AFTER ALL.
677
00:29:16,866 --> 00:29:18,300
I NEVER SAID SICKLE--
678
00:29:18,333 --> 00:29:19,969
IF EVERYONE
WERE MORE SELFISH,
679
00:29:20,002 --> 00:29:22,337
THE WORLD WOULD BE
A BETTER PLACE.
680
00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:25,340
SO SHE'S GONNA DIE.
681
00:29:26,876 --> 00:29:28,077
UNLESS WE CAN FIND--
682
00:29:28,110 --> 00:29:29,945
SHE BURNED THROUGH
ONE DONOR LUNG.
683
00:29:29,979 --> 00:29:33,983
TRANSPLANT COMMITTEE'S NEVER
GONNA GIVE HER A SECOND ONE.
684
00:29:34,016 --> 00:29:36,351
WELL, THEN I GUESS
YOU'RE RIGHT AGAIN.
685
00:29:40,122 --> 00:29:43,192
UNLESS WE DON'T NEED
THEIR APPROVAL.
686
00:29:52,267 --> 00:29:54,203
YOU CAN'T ADVISE
YOUR PATIENT'S PARENTS
687
00:29:54,236 --> 00:29:57,940
TO TAKE MARROW AND HALF A LUNG
FROM THEIR SON!
688
00:29:57,973 --> 00:30:01,243
I GUESS I CAN JUST CHAT
WITH THEM ABOUT THE WEATHER.
689
00:30:01,276 --> 00:30:03,612
BLOOD TESTS JUST CONFIRMED
SICKLE CELL TRAIT.
690
00:30:03,645 --> 00:30:07,883
SO THEY MIGHT BE CURIOUS
ABOUT THE ONLY TREATMENT OPTION.
691
00:30:07,917 --> 00:30:10,219
THOUGH WE ARE HAVING
WEIRD WEATHER LATELY.
692
00:30:10,252 --> 00:30:12,221
THERE IS A HUGE REASON
NOT TO TAKE LUNGS
693
00:30:12,254 --> 00:30:13,923
FROM LIVING PATIENTS.
694
00:30:13,956 --> 00:30:15,424
SO THEIR SIBLINGS CAN DIE?
695
00:30:15,457 --> 00:30:17,026
THEIR SON HAS CMD.
696
00:30:17,059 --> 00:30:20,029
AS IT IS, HE'S GONNA DIE
OF RESPIRATORY FAILURE BY 25.
697
00:30:20,062 --> 00:30:21,964
WE COULD CUT WHATEVER TIME
HE HAS LEFT IN HALF.
698
00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:24,666
THAT QUALIFIES AS A BAD REASON
FOR THEM TO REJECT THE IDEA.
699
00:30:24,699 --> 00:30:26,902
IT'S A MUCH WORSE REASON
FOR THEM NOT TO GET THE CHOICE.
700
00:30:26,936 --> 00:30:28,904
IT'S COERCIVE TO TELL THEM!
701
00:30:28,938 --> 00:30:30,539
YOU EVER HEAR OF
"DO NO HARM"?
702
00:30:30,572 --> 00:30:32,241
THAT WAS SECOND YEAR, RIGHT?
703
00:30:32,274 --> 00:30:33,976
'CAUSE I HAD MONO
ALL THAT FALL.
704
00:30:34,009 --> 00:30:35,110
THEIR SON'S
NOT EVEN OUR PATIENT.
705
00:30:35,144 --> 00:30:36,478
WHY DON'T WE JUST
TAKE HALF A LUNG
706
00:30:36,511 --> 00:30:38,180
FROM SOME GUY IN THE CLINIC
WITH A TOOTHACHE?
707
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:39,414
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
708
00:30:39,448 --> 00:30:41,216
NOW WE CAN GIVE
THE PARENTS TWO OPTIONS.
709
00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,919
WE DON'T COMPROMISE
ONE LIFE FOR ANOTHER.
710
00:30:47,256 --> 00:30:49,091
OKAY.
711
00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,696
OKAY?
712
00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:57,532
SERIOUSLY.
713
00:30:57,566 --> 00:30:59,001
YOU MADE AN ARGUMENT.
714
00:30:59,034 --> 00:31:00,202
IF YOU DON'T WANT ME
TO DEFER TO YOU,
715
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:01,570
WHY MAKE IT AT ALL?
716
00:31:01,603 --> 00:31:04,073
BUT ARE YOU
DEFERRING TO ME
717
00:31:04,106 --> 00:31:07,376
JUST BECAUSE
WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER?
718
00:31:10,479 --> 00:31:12,481
MAYBE.
719
00:31:14,283 --> 00:31:16,151
YEAH. I THINK SO.
720
00:31:16,185 --> 00:31:17,953
THIS IS SCREWING ME UP.
721
00:31:17,987 --> 00:31:20,455
WHY IS IT NOT
SCREWING YOU UP?
722
00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:25,961
IT IS.
723
00:31:25,995 --> 00:31:28,463
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I OKAYED YOU FOAMING THAT LUNG.
724
00:31:28,497 --> 00:31:31,100
I REALIZED IT WAS WRONG
AS SOON AS I SAID IT.
725
00:31:31,133 --> 00:31:32,401
I KNEW IT!
726
00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:34,069
I KNEW 'CAUSE YOU
TILTED YOUR HEAD.
727
00:31:34,103 --> 00:31:38,540
HOUSE...WE ARE
SCREWING THIS UP.
728
00:31:38,573 --> 00:31:40,742
I'M GONNA CALL HR,
729
00:31:40,775 --> 00:31:44,980
FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO SUPERVISE
YOU AS SOON AS I CAN.
730
00:32:00,429 --> 00:32:03,065
I'VE GOT YOUR...
731
00:32:03,098 --> 00:32:05,067
TEST RESULTS.
732
00:32:06,201 --> 00:32:08,503
YOU HAVE THE METABOLISM,
BLOOD COUNTS,
733
00:32:08,537 --> 00:32:11,173
LIVER AND KIDNEY FUNCTION
OF A 92-YEAR-OLD.
734
00:32:11,206 --> 00:32:13,042
WHICH IS GREAT,
'CAUSE YOU'RE 102.
735
00:32:13,075 --> 00:32:14,543
WHAT'S NOT SO GREAT
736
00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:16,511
IS THE AVERAGE
LIFE EXPECTANCY IS 78.
737
00:32:16,545 --> 00:32:18,413
IT IS MY RECOMMENDATION
THAT YOU MOVE INTO A HOME
738
00:32:18,447 --> 00:32:20,149
WITH ROUND-THE-CLOCK CARE.
739
00:32:20,182 --> 00:32:22,017
OH...
740
00:32:22,051 --> 00:32:24,286
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
741
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:27,556
CAN'T MY SON GIVE ME
ROUND-THE-CLOCK CARE?
742
00:32:27,589 --> 00:32:30,059
NOT UNLESS YOU'VE DONE
YOUR TWO-YEAR CERTIFICATION
743
00:32:30,092 --> 00:32:31,760
IN TIBURON SWAB TECHNOLOGY.
744
00:32:31,793 --> 00:32:32,661
THERE MUST BE
SOME OTHER WAY.
745
00:32:32,694 --> 00:32:34,729
JUST BECAUSE HE HAS
A LITTLE TINGLING
746
00:32:34,763 --> 00:32:38,033
AND SOME TROUBLE FEELING
HOT AND COLD
747
00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:41,770
AND SOME DIFFICULTY--
YOU CAN'T FEEL HOT AND COLD?
748
00:32:41,803 --> 00:32:43,638
NOT LATELY.
BUT AT MY AGE...
749
00:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,640
SHOW ME YOUR TEETH.
750
00:32:48,277 --> 00:32:51,080
DENTURES.
FAIRLY WORN.
751
00:32:51,113 --> 00:32:53,515
I'M GUESSING TEN YEARS OLD.
752
00:32:53,548 --> 00:32:55,784
SHOW ME YOUR DENTURE CREAM.
753
00:32:55,817 --> 00:32:58,753
WHY WOULD HE CARRY
DENTURE CREAM?
754
00:32:58,787 --> 00:33:01,756
BECAUSE...
755
00:33:01,790 --> 00:33:03,492
HE HAS...
756
00:33:03,525 --> 00:33:05,394
ZINC POISONING.
757
00:33:05,427 --> 00:33:07,062
BUT TO GET IT
FROM DENTURE CREAM,
758
00:33:07,096 --> 00:33:08,363
HE'D HAVE TO TAKE
SO MUCH OF IT--
759
00:33:08,397 --> 00:33:10,132
TRUST ME, HE NEVER
LEAVES HOME WITHOUT IT.
760
00:33:10,165 --> 00:33:11,633
HOW MUCH DO YOU USE, POP?
761
00:33:11,666 --> 00:33:14,836
ABOUT A TUBE A DAY.
I BUY IT ONLINE.
762
00:33:14,869 --> 00:33:16,838
SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
763
00:33:16,871 --> 00:33:19,108
BIZARRELY, IT EXPLAINS
ALL YOUR SYMPTOMS.
764
00:33:19,141 --> 00:33:21,276
BETTER-FITTING DENTURES,
YOU'LL BE FINE.
765
00:33:21,310 --> 00:33:25,147
MEDICALLY, THERE'S NO REASON
TO GO ANYWHERE.
766
00:33:34,356 --> 00:33:35,390
HOSPITAL REBATE.
767
00:33:35,424 --> 00:33:38,227
YOU MIGHT WANNA...
768
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:40,395
PUT IT TOWARDS
COUPLES THERAPY.
769
00:33:40,429 --> 00:33:42,431
[men mumbling together]
770
00:33:56,145 --> 00:33:58,180
THE TRANSPLANT
COMMITTEE'S...
771
00:33:58,213 --> 00:34:00,382
NEVER GONNA GIVE MY DAUGHTER
ANOTHER LUNG, ARE THEY?
772
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,416
NO.
773
00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:04,886
ARE THERE
ANY OTHER OPTIONS?
774
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:06,788
WE'RE LOOKING INTO IT.
775
00:34:08,457 --> 00:34:10,259
LOOKING INTO WHAT?
776
00:34:13,395 --> 00:34:14,363
PLEASE.
777
00:34:14,396 --> 00:34:16,265
TELL ME.
778
00:34:16,298 --> 00:34:18,267
GIVE ME SOME KIND OF HOPE.
779
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,901
I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T DO THAT.
780
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:21,703
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
MY DAUGHTER'S LIFE.
781
00:34:21,736 --> 00:34:23,838
WHAT CAN'T YOU TELL ME?
782
00:34:26,575 --> 00:34:31,546
IF THERE'S ANY...CHANCE
YOU CAN SAVE HER,
783
00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:34,483
ANYTHING YOU CAN TRY...
784
00:34:40,222 --> 00:34:43,892
WE CAN TAKE MARROW
AND HALF A LUNG FROM YOUR SON.
785
00:34:46,428 --> 00:34:50,665
IT WOULD LIKELY SHORTEN
HIS LIFE SIGNIFICANTLY.
786
00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:55,904
HE'D NEVER BE ABLE TO GO
ON A RESPIRATOR IF HE NEEDED TO.
787
00:34:55,937 --> 00:34:57,439
MOST PEOPLE WITH CMD NEED TO
788
00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:59,908
AS THEIR RESPIRATORY
FUNCTION DECLINES.
789
00:35:09,584 --> 00:35:10,919
HOW LONG...
790
00:35:10,952 --> 00:35:13,388
DO WE HAVE TO DECIDE?
791
00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:16,358
MORNING AT THE LATEST.
792
00:35:21,563 --> 00:35:23,232
THANK YOU.
793
00:35:32,707 --> 00:35:35,677
[conversation not audible
under somber music]
794
00:35:35,710 --> 00:35:43,718
*
795
00:36:00,869 --> 00:36:02,937
WHERE ARE MY PARENTS?
796
00:36:02,971 --> 00:36:06,941
THEY'RE PROBABLY DEALING WITH
COMMITTEE ISSUES OR SOMETHING.
797
00:36:06,975 --> 00:36:09,244
THEY WERE ARGUING.
798
00:36:09,278 --> 00:36:11,246
I SAW MY MOM CRYING.
799
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,515
LOOKED LIKE MY DAD
WAS YELLING AT HER.
800
00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:16,418
THEY CARE ABOUT YOU
A LOT.
801
00:36:24,626 --> 00:36:28,029
HUGO WAS A MARROW MATCH?
802
00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:30,999
WE'RE WAY PAST THAT NOW.
803
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:34,703
THEY WANT A LUNG
FROM HIM TOO.
804
00:36:34,736 --> 00:36:37,606
IS THAT WHAT
THIS IS ABOUT?
805
00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:42,877
NO. IT'S NOTHING
YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT.
806
00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:46,448
EVERYBODY'S WORKING ON GETTING
YOU THE BEST CARE POSSIBLE.
807
00:37:02,497 --> 00:37:06,335
HOW DO THEY EXPECT US
TO GO ON FROM HERE?
808
00:37:08,837 --> 00:37:12,674
WE MAKE A CHOICE...
AND WE LIVE WITH IT.
809
00:37:12,707 --> 00:37:14,075
[sobs]
810
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:15,977
THERE'S NO LIVING
WITH IT.
811
00:37:16,010 --> 00:37:18,647
NO MATTER WHAT
WE DECIDE.
812
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:21,716
[running footsteps]
813
00:37:27,356 --> 00:37:31,426
[blowing breaths]
814
00:37:37,899 --> 00:37:41,403
STILL COLD AND CLAMMY.
SHE HAD A RESPIRATORY ARREST.
815
00:37:41,436 --> 00:37:42,871
OH, MY GOD!
816
00:37:42,904 --> 00:37:45,374
(father)
WHAT IS SHE DOING
HERE?
817
00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:46,941
SHE FIGURED OUT
WHAT WAS GOING ON.
818
00:37:46,975 --> 00:37:49,010
SHE'S PINKING UP.
819
00:37:49,043 --> 00:37:51,079
SHE MUST HAVE YANKED OFF
HER IVs AND OXYGEN.
820
00:37:51,112 --> 00:37:53,715
CAME HERE TO DIE.
821
00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:05,927
(Taub)
BY UNHOOKING HERSELF
FROM EVERYTHING,
822
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,663
SHE DELIVERED A HYPOXIC
INSULT TO HER BODY
823
00:38:08,697 --> 00:38:11,666
THAT STARTED
A DOWNWARD SPIRAL.
824
00:38:11,700 --> 00:38:13,835
(Foreman)
IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
A DECISION,
825
00:38:13,868 --> 00:38:15,870
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
826
00:38:24,413 --> 00:38:26,615
HR CAN'T FIND YOU
A NEW SUPERVISOR.
827
00:38:26,648 --> 00:38:27,782
HOW COME?
828
00:38:27,816 --> 00:38:30,619
BECAUSE YOU'RE
UNSUPERVISABLE, HOUSE.
829
00:38:30,652 --> 00:38:32,421
TWO DEPARTMENT CHAIRS
THREATENED TO QUIT.
830
00:38:32,454 --> 00:38:34,823
WELL, I GUESS
WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER.
831
00:38:37,559 --> 00:38:40,695
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY
I'M MAKING THIS CALL
832
00:38:40,729 --> 00:38:42,731
OR IF IT'S
THE RIGHT CALL TO MAKE.
833
00:38:42,764 --> 00:38:44,599
BUT IF YOU FEEL STRONGLY
834
00:38:44,633 --> 00:38:48,069
ABOUT PRESENTING THE PARENTS
YOUR TREATMENT OPTION,
835
00:38:48,102 --> 00:38:51,105
YOU CAN DO IT.
836
00:38:51,139 --> 00:38:53,842
THANK YOU, I WILL.
837
00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:55,877
SEVERAL HOURS AGO.
838
00:38:55,910 --> 00:38:58,112
YOU TOLD THEM?
839
00:38:58,146 --> 00:39:01,082
I TOLD HIM.
HE CAME TO MY OFFICE.
840
00:39:04,853 --> 00:39:07,856
I'M SORRY.
841
00:39:10,191 --> 00:39:14,395
WELL...I SHOULD PROBABLY
BE MORE MAD AT YOU.
842
00:39:15,897 --> 00:39:17,532
YEAH.
843
00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:21,770
DR. HOUSE?
844
00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:23,672
WE'VE DECIDED.
845
00:39:24,839 --> 00:39:28,142
WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE
THE LUNG FROM MY SON.
846
00:39:30,111 --> 00:39:31,780
SHE'S STILL
ON THE WAITING LIST.
847
00:39:31,813 --> 00:39:33,848
WE'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER
WE CAN DO FIND HER ANOTHER--
848
00:39:33,882 --> 00:39:35,817
WHAT GINORMOUS CRACK PIPE
849
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,452
HAVE YOU PEOPLE
BEEN SUCKING ON?
850
00:39:37,486 --> 00:39:39,788
HOUSE!
ARE YOU GONNA PRETEND
851
00:39:39,821 --> 00:39:41,155
THAT YOU'RE NOT CHOOSING
YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S DEATH?
852
00:39:41,189 --> 00:39:42,824
OUR DAUGHTER
DOESN'T WANT IT.
853
00:39:42,857 --> 00:39:44,793
PROBABLY DOESN'T WANNA
FLOSS HER TEETH EITHER.
854
00:39:44,826 --> 00:39:46,628
SHE'S A MINDLESS
TEENYBOPPER.
855
00:39:46,661 --> 00:39:49,464
DON'T PUT THIS ON THEM.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PUT IT ON?
IT IS ON THEM!
856
00:39:49,498 --> 00:39:51,700
AS MUCH AS THEY MAY
WANNA PASS THE LUNG HERE!
857
00:39:51,733 --> 00:39:53,101
OF COURSE THEY DO!
858
00:39:53,134 --> 00:39:54,836
YOU'RE HANDING THEM
AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE.
859
00:39:54,869 --> 00:39:57,138
LIFE HAS HANDED THEM
A CRAPPY CHOICE,
860
00:39:57,171 --> 00:39:58,940
AND THEY'RE PICKING
THE CRAPPIER OPTION--
861
00:39:58,973 --> 00:40:01,109
TRADING WHO KNOWS HOW MANY
HEALTHY DECADES
862
00:40:01,142 --> 00:40:03,011
FOR FOUR OR FIVE YEARS IN WHICH
ROLLER BOY WILL BE A LIMP RAG.
863
00:40:03,044 --> 00:40:05,179
NOT EVERYTHING
IS A MATH EQUATION.
DO YOU NEED ME
864
00:40:05,213 --> 00:40:07,516
TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN DECADE AND YEAR?
865
00:40:07,549 --> 00:40:08,917
THEIR SON
IS A HUMAN BEING.
866
00:40:08,950 --> 00:40:10,118
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE,
RIGHT?
867
00:40:10,151 --> 00:40:12,821
INTRINSIC VALUE.
WE DON'T GET TO DECIDE--
868
00:40:12,854 --> 00:40:14,823
AND WE DO IT EVERY DAY.
IF THE TWO OF THEM NEEDED
869
00:40:14,856 --> 00:40:17,025
THE SAME LUNG--
HE NEEDS TO KEEP
THE ONE HE'S GOT.
870
00:40:17,058 --> 00:40:19,828
YOU DON'T GET TO PLAY GOD
BY RIPPING OUT--
871
00:40:19,861 --> 00:40:22,130
THAT TRAIN LEFT THE STATION WHEN
WE LEARNED TO DO TRANSPLANTS.
872
00:40:22,163 --> 00:40:23,932
THE REST IS JUST
PAPER-PUSHING.
873
00:40:23,965 --> 00:40:26,200
OF COURSE, NOW WE'RE ON TO YOUR
REAL AREA OF EXPERTISE.
874
00:40:26,234 --> 00:40:28,870
OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE
MOVING ON TO YOURS--
875
00:40:28,903 --> 00:40:30,138
BULLYING YOUR PATIENTS
876
00:40:30,171 --> 00:40:33,174
INTO EMBRACING YOUR OWN
LACK OF A MORAL--
877
00:40:36,778 --> 00:40:38,212
(mother)
HUGO. HONEY.
878
00:40:38,246 --> 00:40:40,815
WE DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU
TO HEAR ANY OF THIS.
879
00:40:40,849 --> 00:40:42,551
HUGO, PLEASE!
880
00:40:58,332 --> 00:41:01,536
I WANT YOU TO TAKE
HALF MY LUNG.
881
00:41:01,570 --> 00:41:03,504
NO.
882
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,542
I'M NOT.
883
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,113
YOU DO SO MANY
GREAT THINGS.
884
00:41:12,146 --> 00:41:15,884
I JUST WATCH.
885
00:41:15,917 --> 00:41:20,088
I GET TO WATCH
AND COACH AND CHEER.
886
00:41:20,121 --> 00:41:22,891
BUT THAT'S NOT ME OUT THERE.
887
00:41:22,924 --> 00:41:26,561
IT NEVER WILL BE.
888
00:41:27,929 --> 00:41:30,799
IF YOU TAKE
THIS PIECE OF ME,
889
00:41:30,832 --> 00:41:33,568
CARRY IT WITH YOU...
890
00:41:33,602 --> 00:41:37,739
THEN I REALLY CAN SHARE
IN EVERYTHING YOU DO.
891
00:41:37,772 --> 00:41:40,942
THIS IS THE GREAT THING
892
00:41:40,975 --> 00:41:45,046
I CAN DO WITH MY LIFE.
893
00:41:45,079 --> 00:41:48,683
DON'T MAKE ME
LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
894
00:41:58,993 --> 00:42:02,230
[all crying]
895
00:42:22,751 --> 00:42:24,052
WE GOT LUCKY.
896
00:42:29,090 --> 00:42:32,093
I DID GIVE THEM
AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE.
897
00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:34,328
THE KID TOOK IT
AWAY FROM THEM.
898
00:42:34,362 --> 00:42:38,099
THAT FIGHT...
899
00:42:38,132 --> 00:42:40,635
WAS THE FIRST
HONEST INTERACTION
900
00:42:40,669 --> 00:42:43,004
YOU AND I HAVE HAD
SINCE WE CAME BACK TO WORK.
901
00:42:45,874 --> 00:42:49,644
IF WE ARE PAINFULLY,
BRUTALLY HONEST WITH EACH OTHER,
902
00:42:49,678 --> 00:42:52,280
MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY
AGAIN.
903
00:42:55,349 --> 00:42:57,118
YOU'VE GOT A BIG ASS.
904
00:42:58,887 --> 00:43:00,288
[elevator bell dings]
905
00:43:11,399 --> 00:43:14,402
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