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Are you looking for this?

Yeah.

Where's everyone?

On a hike.

Lacey's supposed to wake me up.

I mean, she tried, but you just rolled over.

Why didn't you go?

I'm on vacation.

I want to relax.

So tell her in the back?

It's the morning. What am I going to do the rest of my goddamn day?

I mean, I'm sure we can find some fun.

I can't believe she left without me.

It's not that kind of girl that's waiting for some guy.

Yeah, I can realize that.

How long have you guys been together now?

About a year.

How's that going?

Well, you know, relationships need work.

Uh, yeah, I think you guys are still in the honeymoon phase, you know?

Going at it like rabbits.

Um, did I hit a nerve?

I don't think Lacey would want me to talk about her sex life with her sister,

so... Oh, I... I know.

Lacey doesn't put out and you're all backed up.

I don't want to talk about it.

I mean, she sucked me up though, right?

She's not that type of girl.

She said that? I remember back in college where she would just suck dudes

just for a laugh.

It was like it was her passion.

There's just rumors.

You should be talking about your sister like that.

Do you seriously think I'm joking about this?

I was there.

Heck, I told her everything.

You know, I bet if I leave now, I can catch up with them.

Are you afraid of being alone with me?

I'm afraid of doing something that we're going to both regret.

You really think highly of yourself, don't you?

Are you not coming out on me right now?

Yes, I am, but I want that you take charge.

You know what?

I'm with your sister. This isn't right.

Look, I'm not trying to take away from you. All I know is we're both

on vacation and I really hate family vacation.

Because I don't want to have anyone to fuck.

What if they come back?

They won't. And if so, I'll not tell if you don't.

It will be our little secret.

between me and you and your dick.

I swear you're not gonna tell anyone.

No.

Thank you.