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I think we should
skip right to the fucking end.
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Here I am in the
local cruising ground.
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No, I'm not about
to get noshed off.
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I'm about to get dumped.
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I'm calling it a day, mate.
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Like, I can't do this anymore.
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Fuck you!
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Calm down.
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You're having a good time.
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You weren't
complaining at the time
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when I was paying for all your
fucking holidays were you?
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You were looking forward to
be sitting here right now.
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You're lucky to have spent
time with me for that time.
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Like, just be thankful
for that time at least.
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Spiteful face fucking you're
overstepping the boundary
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and that's it. That's
the fucking end.
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I really wish
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that was the fucking end.
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You had a
good run. Fuck off.
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And even though
it's been like, what,
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three months?
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Still fucking hurts.
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Sorry that I sent you all them
fucked up messages last night
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I ended up getting
really fucked.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
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I fucking love you.
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I fucking absolutely love you.
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You're a fucking prick.
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We don't have to have dinner,
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we can just meet up
and we can just fuck.
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Like I'm not even hard.
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Just really fucking struggling
with it all at the minute.
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Really, really sorry.
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This is the fifth guy that
I've had round this week.
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The Dom.
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Rough and ready.
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He also works at my
local supermarket
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and he lives with his
elderly mum, Joanne.
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- Hi dear.
- She's dead sweet.
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All right, all right.
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Do you like poppers?
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- Yeah.
- Do you?
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- Yeah.
- Sniff that one.
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How open are you now?
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Do you like being fucking open?
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Yeah you do.
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There you are.
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Have you ever thought,
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how the fuck did I end up here?
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Now, this moment here
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is the first time I remember
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getting really,
really turned on.
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That's it, yeah.
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Fucking smell that.
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Fucking yeah.
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It is
gonna be so awkward
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when I buy milk off
him in the morning.
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Are you just
gonna play with that
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or are you gonna eat it?
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I feel sick.
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Oh, come on.
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I made that from
scratch, darling.
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Look at
the state of you.
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Is this you now?
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This is it?
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My mum.
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She wasn't perfect...
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But do you know what?
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It would've been so
much fucking easier
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if you were just with a bird.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Look at ya.
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Jesus Christ.
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I thought we could
have fun together,
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but I want a happy gay.
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I'm giving you advice.
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I'm telling you not to go
out drinking every night
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and you are.
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So if you're not
gonna listen to me,
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you are not moving in.
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She's way better
than she used to be.
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I wanted a fucking
grandkids. That's all.
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But oh no!
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Old fucking selfish
faggot chops.
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Listening in are ya?
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Fucking poof.
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What about AIDs?
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I did not say that.
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I would never say that.
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You did.
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Are you seeing your
mate Daniel recently?
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Daniel from
year 11 at school?
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No, I've not.
- Yeah.
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He just moved in
with his misses.
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Look at him. He's doing
really well for himself.
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And look at you.
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State of it.
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You know he is
fruity don't you?
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- Fruity?
- Fruity.
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What?
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What do you think we were
doing upstairs in the bedroom
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when we were kids?
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Are you
actually kidding me?
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Did you ever
have that mate in school
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that just wanted to wank
with you all the time?
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Well, I did.
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And it never made you gay
unless you actually...
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Benji, what the fuck
are you doing, man?
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Bruv.
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I thought that's
what you wanted.
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You thought that's
what I wanted?
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You fucking kidding me?
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I swear to fucking God, Benji,
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if you tell anyone about this,
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I'll fucking kill you.
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Okay?
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I'll fucking kill you.
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Faggot.
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He was back in my
bed the following weekend.
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I just
want you to be happy.
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I really do.
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It's really difficult
to like get it out my head
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and I think that's why
I just keep drinking,
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'cause I'm like,
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I just keep thinking
about him all the time.
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Do you know what I mean?
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He don't wanna know you.
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So why should you
wanna know him?
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Well, I just can't get
him out of my head mum.
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Like it's really fucking me up.
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But you think he's
thinking about you?
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All I want for you
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is to get yourself a job,
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stop selling pigeons.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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Hello.
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I'm Ryan. This is Benji.
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We're knocking on doors today
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collecting money for
Save the Birds UK.
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It's 50p a month.
- Save the what?
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- Save the Birds.
- Oh!
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In the UK. Yeah.
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It's 50p for one
bird sponsorship
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or it's 75p for two
birds per month.
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Okay, so what kind of birds?
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What do I get? What bird?
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So we're still doing
the lovely Christmas cards
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that you get sent
each Christmas.
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We've also got some
really nice badges
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that get sent out.
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Ooh, what color badges?
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Yes, you can get
blue, green, pink.
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What color blue?
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We've got swimming
pool blue, baby blue.
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Exactly like this?
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No, I don't like it.
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What about a sapphire blue?
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Yeah, I think there's
sapphire blue as well.
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Oh, wow.
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Listen lady, are you gonna
sponsor a fucking bird or what?
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Ryan, AKA the Bellend.
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He has lost me so much
commission over the years,
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but he's got a good heart
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and he's pretty fit.
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You fucking taking
the piss mate?
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You know what? Fuck off.
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What a fucking
tight bitch she was.
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Were you just born with
a fucking massive nob
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on your head, mate?
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Mate, I cannot be
bothered to do this anymore.
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Can we please go and
find some real birds?
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Find you a cuckold mate.
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How the fuck have
you got any money?
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I've got business
savvy, haven't I?
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- Yeah.
- Hey, what's up?
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What's the matter with you?
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What's up?
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Oh, come on mate.
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Come on, let's go
find some real fanny.
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Come on. It's bank
holiday weekend. Please.
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Please.
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I know you don't like Fanny.
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I know you like the dick
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but this is for me, isn't it?
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Because they're always
like, "Oh, my God,
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he's so gay,"
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and I'm like,
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"Oh, I'm not. I'm fucking
straight."
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No, I'm just not
really in a good place
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at the moment mate
at all, like at all.
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Oh, come on mate.
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What else would you be doing?
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Hey, come on mate.
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All right.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Yes. Come on then.
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Let's fucking get the fanny.
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Come on. Let's go mate.
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Whoa! Here we go.
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Come on. Fucking suck that boy.
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Come on then mate. Whey!
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Benji, wants the D. Come on!
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When you take it up the
arse, does it feel nice?
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I mean I've had a
finger up there before,
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but...
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Do you suck cock as well? Yeah.
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I don't think I could suck cock.
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I could probably have it sucked
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if I was absolutely fucked.
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Do you know what I mean?
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What's the biggest dick
that you've ever seen?
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I don't understand, right,
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how do you make sure that
there's no shit up there
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before a dick goes in?
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When a guy comes round,
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how do you know who's gonna
take it and who's gonna give it?
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What is the biggest dick
that you've ever seen?
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Is it nine inches?
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Is 10 inches?
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Is it 11 inches?
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I don't fancy him.
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Why don't you come over
here and show me yours?
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I don't.
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Yeah?
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I'm fucking so hard
for you right now.
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He's straight.
I don't fancy him.
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All right. I fucking do.
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And it stops me thinking
about him anyway.
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- Yo. Excuse me.
- Fucking hell.
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How long are you gonna
be on that pool table for?
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Dunno mate. Ask him.
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Fuck sake.
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Still think I'm gay?
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Not me.
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That's my friend.
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- He's the gay one.
- Exactly.
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Are you all right ladies?
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All right, mate.
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No trouble tonight, you.
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- Fuck off.
- See you down there, yeah?
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All right, mate.
- You all right. Is he gay?
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He is proper gay.
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Prove it.
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- What?
- Prove it.
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At least try to pretend.
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Any trouble you's
are fucking out.
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Is it busy in there mate?
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Yeah, it's rammed.
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Evening ladies. You okay?
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What the fuck?
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Ryan.
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Oh, Charlotte.
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Oh, so you can't
find your own man
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so you come to a gay
bar and take mine?
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Your man? That ain't your man.
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Get out my face.
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She was
kissing me first.
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Get off me!
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She was kissing you first.
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Was she fuck.
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Why are you getting involved?
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Stink like a right little slag.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Of course
we get kicked out.
265
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I should have just
stayed at home
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wanking and crying
into my pillow.
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Yeah, he'll do.
268
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,040
He's well fit
269
00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:22,248
but he's into Ryan.
270
00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:23,291
I'll take it.
271
00:09:23,583 --> 00:09:26,500
Anything to stop
thinking about him.
272
00:09:27,458 --> 00:09:29,540
I managed to get
him back home and...
273
00:09:29,541 --> 00:09:31,582
You're fit.
274
00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,749
Yeah. Where's that lad?
275
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,249
The one you're with tonight.
- Huh?
276
00:09:35,250 --> 00:09:36,582
Where's the lad we
were with tonight?
277
00:09:36,583 --> 00:09:37,707
What, Ryan?
278
00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:38,664
Yeah, whatever his name is.
279
00:09:38,666 --> 00:09:39,999
He's straight.
280
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:40,540
What do you mean
he's straight?
281
00:09:40,541 --> 00:09:42,082
He's straight.
282
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,249
Well, is he not coming
back with us tonight?
283
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,374
Nah.
284
00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,832
Oh, so it's just me and you?
285
00:09:45,833 --> 00:09:47,874
Let's get another guy over
from the internet, yeah.
286
00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,207
- What?
- Yeah. It'd be really fun
287
00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,290
like the three of us.
288
00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,707
Ah, fuck it.
289
00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:53,206
- Yeah, it'll be... No?
- No.
290
00:09:53,208 --> 00:09:53,999
- What do you mean no?
- Nah, just me and you.
291
00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,624
Yeah.
292
00:09:55,625 --> 00:09:56,832
So just me and you then, yeah?
293
00:09:56,833 --> 00:09:57,624
Yeah.
294
00:09:57,625 --> 00:09:58,915
All right, fine.
295
00:09:58,916 --> 00:10:00,957
Well, take your
clothes off then.
296
00:10:02,541 --> 00:10:03,541
Yeah.
297
00:10:07,625 --> 00:10:09,957
He doesn't
even want to be here.
298
00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:10,999
Yeah. All right.
299
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,332
I've not been to the gym.
300
00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:14,666
He thinks fuck it.
301
00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:21,374
♪ There's a monster in my head ♪
302
00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:22,707
And so it continues.
303
00:10:22,708 --> 00:10:26,749
A drink, a fuck, a grinder.
304
00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:30,749
I just do anything to
stop thinking about him.
305
00:10:36,875 --> 00:10:38,290
I think about
going to your house
306
00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:39,707
but I remember the
restraining order.
307
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:40,832
I think about
going to your work.
308
00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,999
I think about phoning you,
309
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,333
but you've blocked me.
310
00:10:43,583 --> 00:10:46,791
I think about anything
I can do to reach you.
311
00:10:58,083 --> 00:11:01,749
They say the best way to
move forward is to go back.
312
00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:28,207
This is me not on the edge
of a nervous breakdown.
313
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:30,749
I was having a bit of an
independent traveling phase,
314
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:33,832
which meant an £89 flight to
Amsterdam for the weekend.
315
00:11:40,583 --> 00:11:42,624
♪ I think I felt love ♪
316
00:11:42,625 --> 00:11:44,749
♪ I've sure felt pain ♪
317
00:11:44,750 --> 00:11:46,665
♪ I've tasted sun ♪
318
00:11:46,666 --> 00:11:48,915
♪ When I've kiss the rain ♪
319
00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,915
♪ And I've learned to win ♪
320
00:11:50,916 --> 00:11:53,040
♪ As I've learned to lose ♪
321
00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:55,249
♪ As I've learned to see ♪
322
00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:56,832
♪ The good in you ♪
323
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:59,041
♪ Somehow ♪
324
00:12:00,958 --> 00:12:02,624
It's moments like these
325
00:12:02,625 --> 00:12:04,582
that you wish a sign would
spring up being like,
326
00:12:04,583 --> 00:12:05,833
run bitch, run.
327
00:12:07,791 --> 00:12:09,458
But there wasn't one.
328
00:12:11,458 --> 00:12:12,790
Fuck, he's coming over.
329
00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:13,707
Shit. Shit. Shit.
330
00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,540
God, he's coming over.
331
00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:16,790
Okay, so why were
you staring at him?
332
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,790
You can see his dick
in those shorts.
333
00:12:18,791 --> 00:12:19,833
Joke innit.
334
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,666
Yeah. All canceled.
335
00:12:24,875 --> 00:12:26,789
Have to wait
for the next one now.
336
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,082
Fancy another?
337
00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:34,332
Introducing the
absolute bellend
338
00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:37,291
that I'm about to
fall in love with.
339
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:41,708
Cheers.
340
00:12:44,708 --> 00:12:46,749
Don't you hope for some
fit girls on our flight?
341
00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:52,289
And I really hope
after seven pints you're gay.
342
00:12:52,291 --> 00:12:53,207
You gonna get that?
343
00:12:53,208 --> 00:12:54,624
It's my mum, honestly,
344
00:12:54,624 --> 00:12:55,539
since she's found out
the planes are canceled,
345
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,624
she's like, are you okay?
346
00:12:56,625 --> 00:13:00,249
I'm like, fuck off.
347
00:13:00,250 --> 00:13:01,832
I wish I could call my mum.
348
00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:03,499
Call her.
349
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,999
Can't mate. She's dead.
350
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:06,832
Oh, fuck. Sorry mate.
351
00:13:06,833 --> 00:13:08,874
- Did you kill her?
- What?
352
00:13:08,875 --> 00:13:11,791
What you sorry
for you bellend?
353
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,665
I just kept thinking
my mum would be like...
354
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:19,499
He's got
big dick energy.
355
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:24,790
Things I learned about
the fit guy at the airport.
356
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:27,332
He was a PT for footballers,
357
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:29,374
i.e. rich.
358
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,790
He was a huge cock tease,
359
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:34,582
but always followed it up
by talking about fit girls.
360
00:13:34,583 --> 00:13:36,249
He said he had a 10-inch cock,
361
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:39,665
which sometimes he couldn't
fit in boxer briefs.
362
00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:43,790
Hi. Hi. Sorry.
363
00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,999
I think you're in
the wrong seat.
364
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,457
Actually, there was a bit
of a mix-up at check-in.
365
00:13:49,458 --> 00:13:50,832
You see I'm his carer,
366
00:13:50,832 --> 00:13:52,039
so I need to be sat next to him.
367
00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,332
Is that all right?
368
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,249
Why, what's wrong with him?
369
00:13:57,625 --> 00:14:00,999
Right. Okay, no problem.
370
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,833
- Stop laughing.
- You prick!
371
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:05,916
I'm Benji.
372
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,374
Benji?
373
00:14:08,375 --> 00:14:10,582
Right. Well, what's your name?
374
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:12,165
If we're still talking
on the flight home,
375
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,040
I'll tell you.
376
00:14:14,041 --> 00:14:15,790
You arrogant cunt.
377
00:14:15,791 --> 00:14:17,665
But he's fit as fuck.
378
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,124
Fit people get
away with anything.
379
00:14:19,125 --> 00:14:21,374
Hit the bars
when we land, yeah?
380
00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:25,125
All right.
381
00:14:27,708 --> 00:14:29,957
I like bacon on it
382
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:32,499
and then maple
syrup on the bacon.
383
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,290
On a pancake?
384
00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:34,083
Yeah.
385
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,415
Like American style.
- Fucking so wrong mate.
386
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:38,832
Bacon on a pancake?
387
00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:40,790
- Yeah.
- What the fuck man?
388
00:14:40,791 --> 00:14:42,582
That's mental.
389
00:14:42,583 --> 00:14:45,749
So you're not meeting
anyone out here or anything?
390
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,500
No.
391
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:48,999
What about you?
392
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:49,750
No.
393
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,540
So I've got you all
to myself then, have I?
394
00:14:58,125 --> 00:14:59,457
We start
necking back pints
395
00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:00,249
and already I feel
like one of the lads.
396
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,499
We flip beer mats up in the air.
397
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,165
And to be honest,
398
00:15:03,165 --> 00:15:04,914
it just demonstrates that
I'm really dyspraxic.
399
00:15:04,916 --> 00:15:06,207
We play darts.
400
00:15:06,208 --> 00:15:08,290
He lets me win.
It's pretty cute.
401
00:15:08,291 --> 00:15:09,749
We go get high.
402
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,540
It does not mix well
with the alcohol.
403
00:15:11,541 --> 00:15:13,332
I am feeling fucked.
404
00:15:13,333 --> 00:15:15,874
I convince him that all the
fit girls go to gay bars.
405
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,415
Cut to the whitey
starts to affect me
406
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,415
and I'm sick in my
mouth three times.
407
00:15:20,416 --> 00:15:21,874
We have pictures
in a photo booth
408
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,124
and he pretends to suck me off.
409
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,957
And to be honest, I get hard.
410
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:28,374
We end up dancing and I
look like E.T. on ketamine.
411
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,040
He keeps looking at
girls in the club
412
00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,957
and it is starting to
fuck me off a little bit.
413
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:34,790
We go get chips and
I just keep thinking,
414
00:15:34,791 --> 00:15:36,331
am I about to spend the
weekend with someone
415
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:37,915
who just wants to fuck a bird?
416
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:39,457
Am I in that situation
417
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:41,165
where I've gotta pretend
to be one of the lads?
418
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:45,875
Or is something inside of
him just that little bit gay?
419
00:15:53,166 --> 00:15:54,374
Feel all right?
420
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:57,165
Yeah.
421
00:15:57,166 --> 00:15:58,790
I think it's the beer.
422
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,624
It's fucked you up.
423
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:02,457
I'll be all right in a minute.
424
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,957
Do you like when you
drink and you smoke
425
00:16:03,958 --> 00:16:06,207
and it makes you a bit like.
426
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,290
Oh, I think I
filled it too much.
427
00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,082
Oh, shit.
428
00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:10,499
Oh, fuck.
429
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,999
Oh, mate.
430
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,957
That's not good is it?
431
00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:17,332
You ever shagged while
you've been high?
432
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,874
The last time I
shagged when I got high,
433
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:22,375
I actually vomited
all over a guy's cock.
434
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,332
Yeah.
435
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,208
How'd you feel
like, was it good?
436
00:16:29,458 --> 00:16:31,000
It's nice, isn't it?
437
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:43,874
Looks shit.
438
00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:44,957
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
439
00:16:55,291 --> 00:16:57,457
And then I think, fuck
it. I'm gonna ask him.
440
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:59,958
So, are you like straight, yeah?
441
00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:06,624
Why you putting a label on it?
442
00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:12,332
What about you?
443
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,289
- I shagged a girl once.
- You did?
444
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,040
Like, literally once. Yeah.
445
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:17,081
Go on lad.
446
00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:18,874
But,
447
00:17:18,874 --> 00:17:20,998
do you know like the 18 to
thirties tour buses they do?
448
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,124
Mm.
449
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,707
So I'm on one of them at 18
450
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:25,582
and there's this woman on
it and she's 35 to be fair.
451
00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,082
So she probably shouldn't
have been on it.
452
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:30,124
So she's like got it in for me.
453
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,874
She's obsessed with
me for the whole trip
454
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:33,457
and I'm terrified
455
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:33,957
because I've got like
proper virgin energy,
456
00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:35,082
do you know what I mean?
457
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:35,790
So you were a virgin?
458
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:37,249
Yeah.
459
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,957
And one night I'm
in the swimming pool
460
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:40,124
and we're all fucked, like
we've been out drinking
461
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,707
like proper on it.
462
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:42,999
Mm.
463
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,082
And she's like,
target acquired.
464
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,915
So she gets in the pool
465
00:17:45,916 --> 00:17:48,582
like knickers off, comes over.
466
00:17:48,583 --> 00:17:50,707
- Fucking hell.
- I'm like that.
467
00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,915
She comes over and she's
shagging me, right?
468
00:17:52,916 --> 00:17:54,790
But there's this lad,
this Argentinian lad
469
00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,290
who's fit as fuck
470
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,832
and he's watching us,
471
00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:58,790
but he's wanking.
472
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,540
So I'm watching him wank
473
00:18:00,541 --> 00:18:02,165
while I'm shagging her
474
00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,165
and I'm looking at him in
the eyes and I'm like...
475
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,374
Fuck, so he was
basically keeping your hard.
476
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:07,832
Yeah.
477
00:18:07,833 --> 00:18:10,874
And I was like, fuck
I'm gay.
478
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,000
You know what?
479
00:18:13,833 --> 00:18:15,875
We should get someone in.
480
00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:19,832
What do you mean?
481
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,375
Wait.
- Get a brass.
482
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,082
Girl brass.
483
00:18:24,083 --> 00:18:25,540
Right.
484
00:18:25,541 --> 00:18:26,708
Good for it.
485
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,124
You don't have to do
anything if you don't want.
486
00:18:31,125 --> 00:18:34,082
Well, yeah. I'm not
gonna shag a bird, am I?
487
00:18:34,083 --> 00:18:34,999
You can watch.
488
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,124
Yeah?
489
00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:41,040
All right. Yeah, whatever.
490
00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:43,249
Inside I was thinking
absolutely fucking not.
491
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,165
But I might get to
see his dick so...
492
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,707
This is Vanessa.
493
00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,999
So do you wanna sit down,
494
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,207
chat for a little bit,
495
00:18:59,208 --> 00:19:00,248
or go straight to the bedroom?
496
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,749
Got about 30 minutes.
497
00:19:01,750 --> 00:19:04,249
Oh, yeah. Is it all
right if he watches?
498
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:07,957
Yeah, that's 80
euros more cash.
499
00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:09,039
Have you got cash?
500
00:19:09,041 --> 00:19:10,082
Are you sure?
501
00:19:10,083 --> 00:19:11,373
Yeah, yeah.
502
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:12,874
Yeah, that's fine. Yeah.
503
00:19:12,875 --> 00:19:13,957
Okay.
Bedroom through there?
504
00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,415
Yeah. Yeah. You lead the way.
505
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,289
Okay.
506
00:19:17,291 --> 00:19:18,791
See you in there?
507
00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:21,790
No, not arsed. Honestly.
508
00:19:21,791 --> 00:19:22,707
Not arsed.
509
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:24,666
Come on. Come through.
510
00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:29,957
Now, this
for me was a little bit
511
00:19:29,958 --> 00:19:32,332
like a choose your
own adventure book.
512
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:36,082
Turn to page three to go back
to your hostel and have a wank
513
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:39,124
or turn to page 73
to get involved.
514
00:19:52,125 --> 00:19:55,207
Watching wasn't
usually my thing, but
515
00:19:55,208 --> 00:19:57,832
I could tell it was his.
516
00:19:57,833 --> 00:20:01,207
He's not taking
his eyes off me and
517
00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,457
I'm hard as fuck.
518
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:09,583
So is she like your type then?
519
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,207
Blondes,
520
00:20:14,041 --> 00:20:15,374
brunettes,
521
00:20:15,375 --> 00:20:16,125
redheads.
522
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,333
What about you?
523
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,208
I wish I could say
524
00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:25,958
I went for loving
caring guys, but...
525
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:28,374
Yeah,
526
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,748
you know, you're
lucky to have me.
527
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,124
Danny, who
loved to do ketamine.
528
00:20:32,125 --> 00:20:33,999
And if I didn't do
ketamine with him
529
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,624
then I was a bad, bad boyfriend.
530
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:38,415
I know what your
mum thinks of me.
531
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:41,165
Yeah. I dunno why you need
to speak to her though.
532
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:42,540
Why do you need your family?
533
00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:45,206
And
here's Smiley Sean.
534
00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,624
Smiley Sean, who used to
call me morbidly obese.
535
00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:50,082
What a keeper.
536
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,124
The fact that I
slept with you. Oh!
537
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,791
Fuck, like why would I do that?
538
00:20:55,916 --> 00:20:57,165
Bit like me then yeah?
539
00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,082
Go on then.
540
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:03,833
What?
541
00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:08,540
Go on then.
542
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:10,750
Go on then what?
543
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:14,208
I said, "Go on then."
544
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:31,457
♪ Hallelujah ♪
545
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:39,915
♪ Hallelujah ♪
546
00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:43,999
♪ For the lord God
omnipotent reigneth ♪
547
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:55,040
Why did you come
back here, Benji?
548
00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,082
And then it sinks in
549
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:00,540
that it's just me
and a pint of wine
550
00:22:00,541 --> 00:22:02,374
getting completely off my tits
551
00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,707
and reliving what I thought
552
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,457
was the best
relationship of my life.
553
00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:12,249
This time in £89 fight to
Amsterdam doesn't feel the same.
554
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:16,750
I don't know what I'm fucking
doing coming back here.
555
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:21,664
You want me to get it in?
556
00:22:21,666 --> 00:22:22,874
Get it in.
557
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,290
You little pussy. Don't stop.
558
00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,749
Don't stop. Keep going.
559
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,582
Staying
in this apartment,
560
00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,250
it feels haunted now.
561
00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:31,374
That's me. Wait,
wait, wait, wait.
562
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,707
Oh, for fuck sake.
563
00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,499
And there we go.
564
00:22:34,500 --> 00:22:36,208
Oh, fucking hell!
565
00:22:37,166 --> 00:22:38,332
You're dirty.
566
00:22:38,333 --> 00:22:40,249
You are so dirty.
567
00:22:40,250 --> 00:22:41,707
Nice.
568
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:42,290
I mean, I'm not
fucking doing that.
569
00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,331
You can fuck right off.
570
00:22:43,333 --> 00:22:44,540
We can try it.
571
00:22:44,541 --> 00:22:45,375
Fuck off.
572
00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:49,749
♪ One more drink and I hear ♪
573
00:22:49,750 --> 00:22:52,374
♪ Demons in my ear ♪
574
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:53,999
Get off me, you faggot.
575
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:04,582
I wonder if I've ever
made anyone feel this shit?
576
00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:06,957
And then I remember
my ex-girlfriend.
577
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,082
Yeah, that's me
pretending to be asleep
578
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,415
so I don't have to
have sex with her.
579
00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,832
I'm gonna do it now.
580
00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:15,540
No, I wanna have sex.
581
00:24:15,541 --> 00:24:18,332
I'm drunk.
582
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:20,832
We're both drunk.
583
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:21,583
Come on.
584
00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,082
Come on.
585
00:24:25,083 --> 00:24:28,374
I'm gonna be sick.
586
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,374
You always do this.
587
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,165
No, I do. I just-
588
00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:34,040
Then what is it?
589
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,124
I'm drunk. I feel sick.
590
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:36,374
I've put this on.
591
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:37,374
Every time I wanna
have sex with you,
592
00:24:37,375 --> 00:24:38,374
you don't wanna go near me.
593
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,499
Do you just wanna break up?
594
00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,749
Is that what you want?
595
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,582
No. No. That's
not what I want.
596
00:24:42,583 --> 00:24:45,165
You just keep pushing me away.
597
00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:46,249
But you know what?
598
00:24:46,250 --> 00:24:47,457
I'm gonna have sex tonight,
599
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:49,708
whether it's with you or not.
600
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,707
Fuck off. I'm done.
601
00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,665
I just
wanted to watch films
602
00:24:56,666 --> 00:24:58,957
and have a gossip with her.
603
00:24:58,958 --> 00:25:01,415
My name's Jake.
You passed the test.
604
00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:02,582
Oh,
605
00:25:02,583 --> 00:25:03,457
Jakey poos.
606
00:25:07,333 --> 00:25:08,124
What you doing?
607
00:25:08,125 --> 00:25:09,499
What?
608
00:25:09,500 --> 00:25:10,999
It's a little
bit gay that Benji.
609
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,415
Your dick up my arse
is a little bit gay.
610
00:25:12,416 --> 00:25:14,039
Fuck off.
611
00:25:14,041 --> 00:25:16,040
It's not gay if you're
doing the shagging mate.
612
00:25:17,375 --> 00:25:19,916
Are you on prep by the way?
613
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,832
Just to put it out there,
614
00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:25,415
I'm not gay. Okay?
615
00:25:27,666 --> 00:25:29,624
Just having a bit of fun.
616
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,165
And this is nothing serious.
617
00:25:31,166 --> 00:25:32,248
Like, I don't wanna
be on the list of guys
618
00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,499
that fucked you up in the past.
619
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,749
You won't. No.
620
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:37,833
Someone's got a big head.
621
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,207
Do this again?
622
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:42,999
Yeah.
623
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,915
Next month?
624
00:25:44,916 --> 00:25:45,582
Yeah. Go anywhere you like.
625
00:25:45,582 --> 00:25:47,331
You can pick.
626
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:49,124
I've not really got any
money mate, to be honest.
627
00:25:49,125 --> 00:25:50,582
Fuck off Jock.
Come away or not?
628
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,374
What?
629
00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:52,207
On me.
630
00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,415
You can choose.
631
00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,374
Money bags.
632
00:25:57,375 --> 00:25:58,125
All right.
633
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:00,415
Yeah?
634
00:26:00,416 --> 00:26:01,749
Yeah.
635
00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,499
It's a date.
636
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:04,457
It's not a date.
637
00:26:04,458 --> 00:26:05,249
It's a date.
638
00:26:05,250 --> 00:26:06,207
It's not a date.
639
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:06,957
It is, it's a date.
640
00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:07,707
Shut the fuck up.
641
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:08,707
It's a date.
642
00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:09,415
you're gonna come meet my mum.
643
00:26:09,416 --> 00:26:10,166
It's a date.
644
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,082
Fuck off.
645
00:26:11,083 --> 00:26:12,040
Get off me.
646
00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,083
It is not a date.
647
00:26:13,375 --> 00:26:16,916
It's a date.
648
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,832
And that was it.
649
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,207
Every month we'd meet
and go to Amsterdam.
650
00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,374
♪ My heart beats fast ♪
651
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:31,457
♪ My blood runs slow ♪
652
00:26:31,458 --> 00:26:34,540
Clothes off.
653
00:26:40,082 --> 00:26:41,331
Right.
654
00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:42,915
I'll get the bird in the MD.
655
00:26:42,916 --> 00:26:44,582
♪ Never let you go. ♪
656
00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,624
You have a
shower, you smelly bastard.
657
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:52,207
Sick.
658
00:26:52,208 --> 00:26:53,540
- What you doing?
- What?
659
00:26:53,541 --> 00:26:54,624
Delete that please.
660
00:26:54,625 --> 00:26:55,458
Fuck off.
661
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:22,332
Stop it.
662
00:27:22,333 --> 00:27:23,832
I'm just taking it in
663
00:27:23,833 --> 00:27:25,623
that I've shagged a
10 twice this week.
664
00:27:25,625 --> 00:27:27,749
You are such a weirdo mate.
665
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:29,165
I shagged a mid-tier five
666
00:27:29,166 --> 00:27:30,707
and I've not said
anything, have I?
667
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:34,415
No, but you've taken
him away and paid for him.
668
00:27:34,416 --> 00:27:36,082
I was gonna say, actually
669
00:27:36,083 --> 00:27:37,707
I've got a bit of a sales
commission coming up,
670
00:27:37,708 --> 00:27:40,124
so I was gonna transfer
you a little bit of money.
671
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,541
Shut the fuck up.
672
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:44,540
Right, get your kit off.
- What you doing?
673
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:45,999
- Let's get in the water.
- What are you doing?
674
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,415
- Take it off. Let's go
- Fuck off!
675
00:27:47,416 --> 00:27:48,498
I'm not taking my kit off.
- Why not?
676
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,290
Because I'm not.
677
00:27:49,291 --> 00:27:50,081
Why not?
678
00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:50,874
Take your kit off.
679
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,207
We're outside.
680
00:27:52,208 --> 00:27:53,207
There's no one here.
681
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:54,207
I'm not taking my top off.
682
00:27:54,208 --> 00:27:55,624
Why not?
683
00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,374
You won't have
experienced this, right?
684
00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,665
But you know when
a guy gives you the
685
00:27:58,666 --> 00:27:59,707
you've not been to the gym look.
686
00:27:59,708 --> 00:28:01,249
Like I'm just not into it.
687
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,082
I'm not taking-
688
00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,707
Benji, listen.
689
00:28:03,708 --> 00:28:04,458
Stop.
690
00:28:05,583 --> 00:28:07,374
Listen.
691
00:28:07,375 --> 00:28:10,415
When have I ever
given you that look?
692
00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:11,166
Never.
693
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,832
You look amazing.
694
00:28:14,833 --> 00:28:16,332
Now, come on, get
your stuff off.
695
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,874
Let's get in the water.
696
00:28:17,875 --> 00:28:21,332
We're in the red light
district after, yeah?
697
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,583
It's not bad, you know.
698
00:28:34,666 --> 00:28:36,374
♪ Well, the cold of the night ♪
699
00:28:36,375 --> 00:28:37,415
And despite everything,
700
00:28:37,416 --> 00:28:38,874
you were the first person
701
00:28:38,875 --> 00:28:41,082
that made me feel
positive about my body.
702
00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:41,833
Fuck off!
703
00:28:44,125 --> 00:28:47,166
Twat!
704
00:28:52,416 --> 00:28:54,499
Are you like this
for women by the way?
705
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:55,290
Like what?
706
00:28:55,291 --> 00:28:56,332
Dominating.
707
00:28:57,833 --> 00:29:00,165
Women don't like it as much.
708
00:29:00,166 --> 00:29:02,249
Right? Well, who
said I liked it?
709
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:05,624
You seem
to fucking like it.
710
00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:09,624
All right, let's get a
sliding little scale here, yeah.
711
00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:11,415
50-50 men, women.
712
00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:12,666
Where we sitting?
713
00:29:15,583 --> 00:29:20,250
I'd say
70-30, women to men.
714
00:29:22,916 --> 00:29:25,749
Yeah, I never said
that out loud before.
715
00:29:25,750 --> 00:29:27,374
That you're bi?
716
00:29:27,375 --> 00:29:29,333
Did I say that, Benji?
717
00:29:30,833 --> 00:29:33,082
How many lads have you been
with since we've been away?
718
00:29:33,083 --> 00:29:33,874
None.
719
00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:34,665
None?
720
00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:35,708
Yeah, none.
721
00:29:37,333 --> 00:29:39,707
Mate, I shagged like 10
birds since we last went away.
722
00:29:39,707 --> 00:29:42,373
Fucking hell, what
you been doing?
723
00:29:42,375 --> 00:29:44,082
Go on then.
724
00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,124
What?
725
00:29:45,125 --> 00:29:46,624
I want a Benji special.
726
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:49,457
Benji special.
727
00:29:49,458 --> 00:29:53,415
Get ready for your
socks to be blown off.
728
00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:55,707
And in that moment
I felt like a teenage girl
729
00:29:55,708 --> 00:29:59,540
and knew you were gonna
be around for a while.
730
00:29:59,541 --> 00:30:01,790
♪ Track between my ♪
731
00:30:01,791 --> 00:30:04,749
♪ My soul ♪
732
00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:09,708
♪ Think about you as
these feelings grow ♪
733
00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:14,875
♪ Different paths down
this winding road ♪
734
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:19,582
♪ But I can't choose
which way to go ♪
735
00:30:19,583 --> 00:30:24,583
♪ When we're together,
we're strong ♪
736
00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:29,750
♪ But all this guilt
feels so wrong ♪
737
00:30:30,833 --> 00:30:34,750
♪ I wish I knew which
way I was headed ♪
738
00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:40,040
♪ This path ahead
seems so long ♪
739
00:30:44,916 --> 00:30:47,125
What do you want to do now?
740
00:30:53,583 --> 00:30:55,707
This did wonders for my esteem.
741
00:30:59,791 --> 00:31:01,749
♪ My heart beats fast ♪
742
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:04,165
♪ My blood runs slow ♪
743
00:31:04,166 --> 00:31:06,415
♪ Like the aftermath ♪
744
00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,874
Benji, where are you?
745
00:31:07,875 --> 00:31:09,374
Yeah, I'm in Amsterdam.
746
00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:11,790
No, I don't want you
to fucking come out.
747
00:31:11,791 --> 00:31:12,832
I'm not.
748
00:31:12,833 --> 00:31:14,374
I'm not seeing him.
749
00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:15,874
I just need a few days
out here on my own.
750
00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,082
No, I promise you I'm fine.
751
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:17,833
I'm fine.
752
00:31:19,583 --> 00:31:21,415
Fuck sake.
753
00:31:21,416 --> 00:31:24,207
Look, I just need three days
max and I'm gonna come home.
754
00:31:24,208 --> 00:31:25,291
I will.
755
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,916
I'm not seeing
him. He's not here.
756
00:31:31,708 --> 00:31:33,499
Okay, I love you.
757
00:31:33,500 --> 00:31:36,040
I gave my head a wobble and
decide to leave the flat,
758
00:31:36,041 --> 00:31:38,665
but I go and do
what I always do.
759
00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:41,749
Only this time it's down a
seedy alleyway in Amsterdam.
760
00:31:58,500 --> 00:31:59,290
All right.
761
00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,832
You don't look
like your pictures.
762
00:32:10,833 --> 00:32:11,749
All right.
763
00:32:11,750 --> 00:32:12,791
He's not wrong.
764
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:15,916
I did use face tune
on that picture.
765
00:32:23,666 --> 00:32:26,332
I don't have the words
for what happened next.
766
00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,416
Not yet anyway.
767
00:32:29,833 --> 00:32:30,999
Don't worry.
768
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,998
Why you look so scared, huh?
769
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,750
I'm not scared.
770
00:32:33,041 --> 00:32:35,125
I take care of you, yes?
771
00:32:43,791 --> 00:32:45,082
Go.
772
00:32:45,082 --> 00:32:45,832
Yes.
773
00:32:47,541 --> 00:32:48,291
Hm?
774
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:51,375
Sit.
775
00:32:52,791 --> 00:32:54,416
Do as your told. Sit.
776
00:32:56,416 --> 00:32:57,125
Good boy.
777
00:33:04,958 --> 00:33:06,082
You do as I tell you, yes?
778
00:33:06,083 --> 00:33:06,915
- Mm-hm.
- Yes?
779
00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,624
- Yeah.
- Mm-hm.
780
00:33:08,625 --> 00:33:10,290
Relax.
- I'm fine.
781
00:33:14,791 --> 00:33:16,207
You like?
782
00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,291
Is he okay?
783
00:33:18,583 --> 00:33:19,333
Yes.
784
00:33:20,166 --> 00:33:21,957
He wants me.
785
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:22,791
He told me.
786
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,000
Touch him.
787
00:33:37,874 --> 00:33:39,081
Why are you so scared?
788
00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:40,957
I'm fine.
789
00:33:40,958 --> 00:33:42,916
No. You need to relax.
790
00:33:49,583 --> 00:33:51,999
I've not done that one before.
791
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,958
It's okay.
792
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,416
I show you.
793
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:04,291
For you.
794
00:34:05,541 --> 00:34:07,165
You don't drink.
795
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,958
Not yet.
796
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,082
- Just down it?
- Drink.
797
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,582
- Okay.
- Sante.
798
00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:30,540
- Mm?
- Mm-hm.
799
00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,040
- You feel?
- Mm-hm.
800
00:34:32,041 --> 00:34:34,416
- You want to feel?
- Mm-hm.
801
00:35:06,333 --> 00:35:07,957
What are you doing?
802
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:09,249
I need to go.
803
00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,040
- Huh?
- I need to leave.
804
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:11,332
What?
805
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,707
No, no, no, no.
806
00:35:12,708 --> 00:35:14,124
Why you going?
807
00:35:14,125 --> 00:35:15,124
Mm-mm.
808
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,415
Huh?
809
00:35:16,416 --> 00:35:17,415
- I don't feel very well.
- What?
810
00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,082
No, no. Stay.
811
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,249
- Mm-mm.
- Huh?
812
00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:21,332
You stay here, huh?
813
00:35:22,583 --> 00:35:23,665
Huh?
814
00:35:23,666 --> 00:35:26,332
Come on. You fucking bitch.
815
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,540
Huh?
816
00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:47,082
Eventually, he leaves
and my first thought is,
817
00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:48,999
"That could have been worse."
818
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,332
How fucked up is that?
819
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,332
I feel pain in my ribs
820
00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,540
and I close my eyes
821
00:35:54,541 --> 00:35:56,125
and leave my body.
822
00:36:02,291 --> 00:36:03,957
The film you are about to see
823
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,999
represents a homosexual.
824
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,540
Oh, no, no.
825
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,915
That's no kind of
a thing to say.
826
00:36:10,541 --> 00:36:11,749
Find
themselves depersonalized.
827
00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,290
Like almost leaving their
body at those experience
828
00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,749
at those times.
829
00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,707
Benji, look
at the time, my love.
830
00:36:16,708 --> 00:36:19,082
You
will grow up someday.
831
00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:20,707
Typically,
when we see dissociation,
832
00:36:20,708 --> 00:36:22,624
in almost all cases
I've ever seen,
833
00:36:22,625 --> 00:36:24,290
it's a trauma response.
834
00:36:24,291 --> 00:36:25,207
It's often considered to be a-
835
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,207
We seem to be drifting apart.
836
00:36:29,208 --> 00:36:31,249
All
homosexuals are not passive.
837
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,165
And it's all because of-
838
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:36,207
Your product here.
839
00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:43,332
Disassociation.
840
00:36:47,708 --> 00:36:49,457
Have you ever
been dealt a shit hand?
841
00:36:58,375 --> 00:37:00,583
Weren't you on my flight?
842
00:37:02,166 --> 00:37:04,374
I'm gonna fuck you up.
843
00:37:04,375 --> 00:37:09,332
I feel like I've been
sucked up into an arsehole.
844
00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:12,374
I lose so many
hours and I don't,
845
00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:14,040
don't know what day it is.
846
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,207
How much have you taken?
847
00:37:16,208 --> 00:37:18,707
And I just keep
wishing that I was back with...
848
00:37:21,875 --> 00:37:23,832
And this was the first
trip that felt like a date.
849
00:37:23,833 --> 00:37:26,457
It felt like you
wanted to show me off.
850
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,665
We went out of the apartment,
851
00:37:27,666 --> 00:37:29,165
we went bike riding together
852
00:37:29,166 --> 00:37:31,290
and it felt amazing.
853
00:37:31,291 --> 00:37:32,332
Fuck, are
you falling there?
854
00:37:32,333 --> 00:37:33,707
Falling there.
855
00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:34,540
What we talking
about here, no hands?
856
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:35,499
Hey?
857
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,249
It's fucking shocking weather.
858
00:37:39,250 --> 00:37:40,540
Yeah.
859
00:37:40,541 --> 00:37:43,290
My brakes aren't
working.
860
00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:45,582
Who's fucking idea was this?
861
00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:47,250
Stop being a pussy.
862
00:37:48,708 --> 00:37:50,415
All right, here you go.
863
00:37:50,416 --> 00:37:51,791
Would you rather
864
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:55,207
lick out a fanny that were full
865
00:37:55,208 --> 00:37:57,374
with cottage cheese that been
in the fridge for a year.
866
00:37:58,833 --> 00:37:59,832
Where the fuck do
you get this shit?
867
00:37:59,833 --> 00:38:01,123
Or
868
00:38:01,125 --> 00:38:02,874
suck someone off
869
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,374
if he had a Yorkshire pudding
870
00:38:04,375 --> 00:38:06,207
wrapped around the
dick covered in gravy?
871
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,457
Yorkshire pudding cock.
872
00:38:10,540 --> 00:38:12,248
Whose cock is it?
873
00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:14,207
Doesn't matter.
874
00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:16,789
And yeah. All right.
875
00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:20,915
Maybe I do wear rose-tinted
glasses sometimes.
876
00:38:20,916 --> 00:38:23,165
Maybe we weren't Snow
White and the Huntsman
877
00:38:23,166 --> 00:38:26,165
running round the
woods that day.
878
00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:30,000
But in my head it's how
I like to remember it.
879
00:38:34,833 --> 00:38:37,665
What do you wanna do tonight?
880
00:38:37,666 --> 00:38:41,249
I've actually got a
couple hours work tonight.
881
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,124
You actually work out here?
882
00:38:43,125 --> 00:38:43,999
Yeah.
883
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,332
Oh, right.
884
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:46,206
It's a junior
league, new client.
885
00:38:46,208 --> 00:38:48,165
In and out. Nice and easy.
886
00:38:48,166 --> 00:38:49,749
I can come.
887
00:38:49,750 --> 00:38:50,500
No.
888
00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:58,540
I think we should go
somewhere hot next.
889
00:38:58,541 --> 00:39:01,832
I think you should stop
spending money on me.
890
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,207
I think you should
shut the fuck up.
891
00:39:04,208 --> 00:39:06,707
Oh, yeah?
892
00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:09,125
Fuck off.
893
00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:23,040
That was actually
quite romantic.
894
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:28,082
Suck me off.
895
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:29,832
What if someone comes?
896
00:39:29,833 --> 00:39:31,374
Yeah, I'm gonna come.
897
00:39:31,375 --> 00:39:32,540
We're in the woods.
898
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:33,416
Yeah, so?
899
00:39:35,333 --> 00:39:37,332
Can we not be
just like romantic
900
00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,415
for like two minutes?
901
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:42,625
I felt like a nosh on tap.
902
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:51,040
Can we just make
something clear?
903
00:39:51,041 --> 00:39:52,415
All right, use
your serious voice.
904
00:39:52,416 --> 00:39:55,582
Shut the fuck up a second.
905
00:39:55,583 --> 00:39:57,249
The arrangement is
906
00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,457
we see each other in
Amsterdam, not in the UK.
907
00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:02,124
I book the trips
908
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,749
and I tell you when we're
gonna see each other.
909
00:40:03,750 --> 00:40:04,500
All right?
910
00:40:08,666 --> 00:40:09,957
Hale?
911
00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,374
You live
in fucking Hale?
912
00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:12,457
The fuck you doing
with my wallet?
913
00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:13,374
You fucking weirdo. Get off.
914
00:40:13,375 --> 00:40:14,374
Fucking hell. Calm down mate.
915
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:15,540
Don't tell me to calm down.
916
00:40:15,541 --> 00:40:16,582
Don't fucking shout at me.
917
00:40:16,583 --> 00:40:17,540
Don't shout at me!
918
00:40:17,541 --> 00:40:18,624
Fuck off!
919
00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:19,374
You fuck off you little prick.
920
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,582
Don't fucking hit me.
921
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,499
- Fuck off you little-
- Fuck off.
922
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:22,624
Fuck off you little cunt.
923
00:40:22,625 --> 00:40:25,291
Don't touch my shit. All right?
924
00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:27,416
I'm going.
925
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:30,374
Benji, don't go.
926
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:31,082
Don't. Fucking stop
grabbing my arms.
927
00:40:31,083 --> 00:40:32,165
Benji, fucking stay.
928
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:34,040
Just stay. Just stay. I'm sorry.
929
00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:34,999
- Yeah.
- Here.
930
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:35,874
No.
931
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,374
I don't...
932
00:40:37,375 --> 00:40:38,083
Fuck off.
933
00:40:40,375 --> 00:40:43,749
Benji, just don't go.
Just stay. I'm sorry.
934
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,124
Just don't fucking
grab my arms again.
935
00:40:45,125 --> 00:40:46,665
Okay. Okay.
936
00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:47,915
Fucking hell.
937
00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,332
Just don't touch my shit.
938
00:40:49,333 --> 00:40:51,166
You taking my shit for?
939
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:55,165
Look, I don't want
anything serious.
940
00:40:55,166 --> 00:40:57,165
Okay? I'm not looking
for a relationship.
941
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:58,957
I'm really happy the
way that things are.
942
00:40:58,958 --> 00:41:02,207
If you're not, then
that's fine but...
943
00:41:02,208 --> 00:41:03,582
I think I just wanna
go back to be honest.
944
00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:04,749
Okay. You all right?
945
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:05,915
I'm fine.
946
00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:06,999
- Did I hurt you?
- No.
947
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:15,540
And looking back,
948
00:41:15,540 --> 00:41:17,414
I think this was the
moment we both knew
949
00:41:17,416 --> 00:41:19,958
that this wasn't gonna end well.
950
00:41:52,166 --> 00:41:54,790
I really wish that
moment had happened,
951
00:41:54,791 --> 00:41:55,707
but
952
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:03,458
he never would kiss me
in front of other people.
953
00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:10,291
When in Amsterdam
954
00:42:11,750 --> 00:42:12,915
have pancakes.
955
00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:13,666
Cheers.
956
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:21,540
I'm sorry about yesterday.
957
00:42:21,541 --> 00:42:23,498
I think I get my
temper from my dad.
958
00:42:23,499 --> 00:42:25,874
You get it from somewhere.
959
00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,291
Still see you dad?
960
00:42:29,458 --> 00:42:30,207
No mate.
961
00:42:32,916 --> 00:42:36,457
I've not seen him since
the late nineties.
962
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:41,625
Who doesn't
love a nineties flashback?
963
00:42:45,083 --> 00:42:47,957
And this might feel like
a toxic origin story,
964
00:42:47,958 --> 00:42:49,665
but people are complicated.
965
00:42:49,666 --> 00:42:52,332
And I'm not excusing him.
966
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,499
When I heard this,
I wanted to fix him.
967
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,749
I wanted him to be okay.
968
00:42:56,750 --> 00:42:57,666
Morning dad.
969
00:43:02,833 --> 00:43:05,166
Dad.
970
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,375
I'll get you some food.
971
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,374
And then she came,
972
00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:15,206
his Auntie Jackie.
973
00:43:15,208 --> 00:43:16,333
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
974
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,458
on paper she is a
bit of a gay icon.
975
00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,208
You all right?
976
00:43:39,499 --> 00:43:41,499
A hello would be nice.
977
00:43:42,875 --> 00:43:47,416
Your dad's gone off and he's
asked me to check in on you.
978
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:51,540
Well, fucking hell.
I can go if you want.
979
00:43:51,541 --> 00:43:52,708
There you go.
980
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,958
That's the proper
man's drink that is.
981
00:43:58,125 --> 00:43:59,665
It's fucking hanging that.
982
00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:00,665
- Oh, drink it up.
- Why's it doing that?
983
00:44:00,666 --> 00:44:02,582
Bloody drink it up your poof.
984
00:44:02,583 --> 00:44:04,499
Would you rather have
985
00:44:04,500 --> 00:44:08,874
a daughter that's his
slag or a son that's gay?
986
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:14,041
Would you rather a
fanny dipped in cheese,
987
00:44:15,583 --> 00:44:16,999
like cottage cheese
988
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,749
that's been out for like weeks
989
00:44:19,750 --> 00:44:23,791
or a cock wrapped in
Yorkshire pudding and gravy.
990
00:44:25,500 --> 00:44:26,499
Fanny, obviously.
991
00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,749
You fucking liar.
992
00:44:27,750 --> 00:44:28,874
It would be the fanny.
993
00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:29,915
You love Yorkshire puddings.
994
00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:30,999
Yeah, but not round a dick.
995
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:31,790
It would obviously be fanny.
996
00:44:31,791 --> 00:44:32,874
Oh, no way.
997
00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:34,499
You are absolute a virgin mate.
998
00:44:34,500 --> 00:44:35,832
There's no way you've
been near fanny.
999
00:44:35,833 --> 00:44:36,832
I'm not a virgin.
1000
00:44:36,833 --> 00:44:38,249
I can smell it.
1001
00:44:38,250 --> 00:44:39,374
I'm not a fucking virgin.
1002
00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:43,791
Oh, I've touched
a nerve!
1003
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:47,374
Who's that?
1004
00:44:47,375 --> 00:44:48,665
Oh, don't you worry.
1005
00:44:48,666 --> 00:44:50,165
You just stay down here.
1006
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,082
Mommy's got to do a little work.
1007
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:52,999
Mommy?
1008
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:53,874
Sorry. Auntie Jackie.
1009
00:44:57,500 --> 00:44:58,582
You all right, Paul?
1010
00:44:58,583 --> 00:44:59,915
Come on in. Cash up front, yeah?
1011
00:44:59,916 --> 00:45:00,665
Yeah.
1012
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:01,625
Great.
1013
00:45:02,541 --> 00:45:03,957
Who's the kid?
1014
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:07,457
Oh, it's just my
nephew. It's fine.
1015
00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:08,915
I don't think
he should be here.
1016
00:45:08,916 --> 00:45:12,999
Well, he is not
coming upstairs babe.
1017
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,540
Don't think I'm
pretty keen on that.
1018
00:45:14,541 --> 00:45:15,707
Oh, don't worry.
1019
00:45:15,708 --> 00:45:16,707
I've got the nappies. It's fine.
1020
00:45:16,708 --> 00:45:17,832
Come on.
1021
00:45:17,833 --> 00:45:19,040
Do you want me to slap you?
1022
00:45:19,041 --> 00:45:20,250
Call you-
1023
00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,541
As long as
he stays down there.
1024
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:24,375
Yeah,
yeah. It'll be fine.
1025
00:45:35,583 --> 00:45:37,165
Right,
you fucking bastard.
1026
00:45:37,166 --> 00:45:38,249
You love this, don't you?
1027
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,374
Where's your dummy?
1028
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,665
Do you wanna suck on a dummy?
1029
00:45:40,666 --> 00:45:42,540
You fucking skanky baby.
1030
00:45:42,541 --> 00:45:43,749
Oh, come on!
1031
00:45:43,750 --> 00:45:45,207
- Please.
- Oh!
1032
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:46,081
Do you want another slap?
1033
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,540
Yeah.
1034
00:45:47,541 --> 00:45:48,999
You've
been a naughty baby.
1035
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,707
- Please, yes.
- A naughty baby.
1036
00:45:49,708 --> 00:45:50,749
I'm so bad.
1037
00:45:50,750 --> 00:45:51,582
Okay.
1038
00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:53,125
Wipe your own shit.
1039
00:45:53,415 --> 00:45:57,124
I've had enough of you,
fucking horrible baby.
1040
00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:09,999
I always feel a bit frisky
after I've had a bit of action.
1041
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,750
I saw you.
1042
00:46:12,249 --> 00:46:13,623
What?
1043
00:46:13,625 --> 00:46:15,832
Little pervert.
1044
00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,582
Were you watching him?
1045
00:46:17,583 --> 00:46:18,583
No.
1046
00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,582
Well, you can't have
been wanking about me
1047
00:46:22,583 --> 00:46:24,957
because I'm your auntie.
1048
00:46:24,958 --> 00:46:26,750
That would be weird.
1049
00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:29,624
Did he pay you?
1050
00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:30,790
Yeah, £50.
1051
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:32,749
Ugh, you little slag.
1052
00:46:32,750 --> 00:46:33,707
Don't talk to me like that.
1053
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,165
Everyone pays for sex.
1054
00:46:36,166 --> 00:46:37,374
Nothing wrong with it.
1055
00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,915
Yeah. Who do you pay for sex?
1056
00:46:39,916 --> 00:46:40,707
Do you know what?
1057
00:46:40,708 --> 00:46:41,541
I would pay
1058
00:46:43,708 --> 00:46:47,040
£45 for Eric Cantona
to do me from behind.
1059
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,457
Really rough.
1060
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,250
Love that.
1061
00:46:50,166 --> 00:46:51,249
It's his hands.
1062
00:46:51,250 --> 00:46:52,541
They're so big.
1063
00:46:54,041 --> 00:46:56,000
Oh, Banjo, Banjo, Banjo.
1064
00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,832
I bet you'd like Eric
1065
00:46:59,833 --> 00:47:00,957
up the bum.
1066
00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:01,749
He's mine.
1067
00:47:01,750 --> 00:47:02,750
What?
1068
00:47:06,583 --> 00:47:08,832
Did dad leave me a card out
1069
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:10,623
or anything for my birthday?
1070
00:47:10,625 --> 00:47:12,375
Is it your birthday?
1071
00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:14,831
I mean, have you
had sex before?
1072
00:47:14,833 --> 00:47:15,665
Oh, my God.
Don't ask him that.
1073
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,832
You'll embarrass him.
1074
00:47:16,833 --> 00:47:18,332
What? It's a simple question.
1075
00:47:18,333 --> 00:47:19,915
Have you or have you not?
1076
00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,249
Yeah.
1077
00:47:21,250 --> 00:47:23,415
There we go.
Question answered.
1078
00:47:23,416 --> 00:47:25,707
Right, you two pop upstairs
1079
00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:27,707
and, you know, pop
his cherry.
1080
00:47:30,375 --> 00:47:31,707
What do you mean?
1081
00:47:31,708 --> 00:47:33,165
Happy birthday Jakey?
1082
00:47:33,166 --> 00:47:34,707
Oh, fuck off Jackie.
1083
00:47:34,708 --> 00:47:36,374
Oh, come on. Chill out.
1084
00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:37,541
Come on, Jack.
1085
00:47:39,125 --> 00:47:40,332
Jake.
1086
00:47:40,333 --> 00:47:43,665
She's all right.
She's dyslexic.
1087
00:47:43,666 --> 00:47:44,749
Don't be so worried.
1088
00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:46,624
You'll be all right.
1089
00:47:46,625 --> 00:47:47,915
Just take her from behind
1090
00:47:47,916 --> 00:47:49,957
and pretend she's
George Clooney.
1091
00:47:49,958 --> 00:47:51,499
She's handsome.
1092
00:47:51,500 --> 00:47:53,374
She's got a strong nose.
1093
00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,832
You'll be all right.
1094
00:47:54,833 --> 00:47:56,540
I'll try to keep her quiet.
1095
00:47:58,083 --> 00:48:01,832
Nice one.
1096
00:48:01,833 --> 00:48:04,124
Hello.
1097
00:48:04,125 --> 00:48:06,499
Do you want to come and live
with your auntie Jackie?
1098
00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:08,707
There we go. There you go.
1099
00:48:08,708 --> 00:48:10,206
That's nice, isn't it?
1100
00:48:10,208 --> 00:48:13,083
Fucking heavier
than Oprah Winfrey.
1101
00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:20,249
Not gonna stay?
1102
00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:22,040
No.
1103
00:48:22,041 --> 00:48:23,833
It was only an hour.
1104
00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:27,165
Was it good?
1105
00:48:27,166 --> 00:48:28,333
It was fast.
1106
00:48:30,625 --> 00:48:32,332
Look, your auntie
only paid for me
1107
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,374
because she thought
you were a wee poof.
1108
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:39,165
She didn't think you're actually
gonna go through with it.
1109
00:48:42,541 --> 00:48:43,291
Banjo.
1110
00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:46,874
Excuse me.
1111
00:48:46,875 --> 00:48:47,707
Have you seen a lady with a dog?
1112
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:48,708
Banjo!
1113
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:52,790
He never did
see that little dog again.
1114
00:48:52,791 --> 00:48:54,457
Apparently, she sold it for £40.
1115
00:49:06,833 --> 00:49:10,708
I don't think he saw
any of his family again.
1116
00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:16,790
Benji, why's your
phone been off for eight hours?
1117
00:49:16,791 --> 00:49:18,290
I'm worried.
1118
00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:20,124
You need to come home.
1119
00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:23,832
It's not gonna make you
feel better being out there.
1120
00:49:23,833 --> 00:49:25,290
He's not coming back.
1121
00:49:25,291 --> 00:49:28,458
He's moved on and
you need to and all.
1122
00:49:29,708 --> 00:49:31,790
After putting myself
in danger yesterday,
1123
00:49:31,791 --> 00:49:34,165
I still wake up
and think, fuck it,
1124
00:49:34,166 --> 00:49:36,749
I'm gonna meet someone.
1125
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:38,290
And I know what
you're thinking, but
1126
00:49:38,291 --> 00:49:40,582
he looks like he's
got a really nice face
1127
00:49:40,583 --> 00:49:43,457
and I'm gonna meet
him somewhere public
1128
00:49:43,458 --> 00:49:45,207
in some toilets.
1129
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:48,874
I don't usually meet
in public toilets.
1130
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:50,499
I mean, I thought it'd
be a bit less awkward
1131
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:54,249
than meeting outside Anne
Frank's house.
1132
00:49:54,250 --> 00:49:56,790
Do you not just wanna
like leave the toilets
1133
00:49:56,791 --> 00:49:58,333
and go get a coffee?
1134
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:01,499
I mean, I poked my head
in the cubicles before
1135
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:03,583
and they're pretty clean.
1136
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,041
What you say?
1137
00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:10,041
- Okay.
- Yeah?
1138
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:13,999
- Okay.
- All right, fuck it. Come on.
1139
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,541
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it.
1140
00:50:17,333 --> 00:50:19,957
So are you top or bottom?
1141
00:50:19,958 --> 00:50:21,082
I'm vers.
1142
00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:22,374
So bottom?
1143
00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:23,540
No, I'm vers.
1144
00:50:23,541 --> 00:50:24,333
Okay.
1145
00:50:25,416 --> 00:50:27,832
Look, I can't
hook up in toilet.
1146
00:50:27,833 --> 00:50:29,165
No one's gonna come in.
1147
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:30,332
It's
really not my thing.
1148
00:50:30,333 --> 00:50:31,582
No one's gonna come in.
1149
00:50:34,208 --> 00:50:36,665
Shush. Shush.
1150
00:50:46,583 --> 00:50:47,291
He's gone.
1151
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:51,040
Do you want a piss or
something before you go?
1152
00:50:51,041 --> 00:50:51,832
No.
1153
00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:52,666
No, look.
1154
00:50:54,666 --> 00:50:58,290
You can literally
smell shit in here.
1155
00:50:58,291 --> 00:50:59,749
Do you not fancy me?
1156
00:50:59,750 --> 00:51:00,416
It's fine.
1157
00:51:01,583 --> 00:51:02,749
Shush.
1158
00:51:02,750 --> 00:51:04,415
Let's just get a coffee.
1159
00:51:04,416 --> 00:51:05,166
No stress.
1160
00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,707
Okay.
1161
00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:08,499
Okay then?
1162
00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:09,999
Okay then.
1163
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,416
I'm Kieran.
- Benji.
1164
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:15,457
I'll do my belt up then.
1165
00:51:16,916 --> 00:51:17,999
Nearly.
1166
00:51:19,291 --> 00:51:20,332
Now, I
am not gonna lie.
1167
00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:22,874
He gave me proper
fizzy knickers.
1168
00:51:22,875 --> 00:51:25,916
But Kieran was
escaping just like me.
1169
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:29,832
His troubles sunk a
little deeper than mine.
1170
00:51:29,832 --> 00:51:30,664
Go on!
1171
00:51:30,666 --> 00:51:31,416
Go on!
1172
00:51:33,041 --> 00:51:35,957
I need another drink.
1173
00:51:35,958 --> 00:51:37,164
No, how much have you drank?
1174
00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:38,957
You drive like this?
1175
00:51:38,958 --> 00:51:40,499
Absolutely. You go to the bar.
1176
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,374
I'll do the driving.
1177
00:51:41,375 --> 00:51:43,207
Please. Stop!
1178
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:44,332
Who the fuck are you?
1179
00:51:44,333 --> 00:51:45,415
Fuck off.
1180
00:51:45,416 --> 00:51:46,207
What?
1181
00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:47,290
Fuck off.
1182
00:51:47,290 --> 00:51:49,039
Get out.
1183
00:51:49,041 --> 00:51:50,749
He kept pushing
away the people he loved,
1184
00:51:50,750 --> 00:51:52,790
again and again.
1185
00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,165
He ends up coming back to mine.
1186
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,457
And to be honest, it
feels fucking weird
1187
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:10,832
being here with another guy.
1188
00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:12,250
- You okay?
- Yeah.
1189
00:52:14,958 --> 00:52:17,125
- What's wrong?
- Nothing.
1190
00:52:19,958 --> 00:52:21,124
You seem a little bit...
1191
00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:22,915
No, I'm just saying
1192
00:52:22,916 --> 00:52:24,415
that it'd be nice if we just
did stuff together like...
1193
00:52:24,416 --> 00:52:26,499
What? You gonna take me out?
1194
00:52:26,500 --> 00:52:28,165
- Yeah.
- Where?
1195
00:52:28,166 --> 00:52:28,916
Pizza Hut?
1196
00:52:30,458 --> 00:52:32,539
Erm. I actually
used to work at Pizza Hut
1197
00:52:32,541 --> 00:52:34,415
and it's got a really
good salad bar.
1198
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:35,332
I don't want it like that.
1199
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:36,665
We had an agreement.
1200
00:52:36,666 --> 00:52:37,332
We've already talked
about this before.
1201
00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,290
Right.
1202
00:52:38,291 --> 00:52:39,374
Okay?
1203
00:52:39,375 --> 00:52:40,749
We come here, we get a girl.
1204
00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,374
Just chill.
1205
00:52:42,375 --> 00:52:44,749
Just like, just calm down
a little bit. All right?
1206
00:52:44,750 --> 00:52:45,874
All I'm trying to
say is it's been three-
1207
00:52:45,875 --> 00:52:47,374
Are you having fun?
1208
00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,540
Are you having a good
time, me and you?
1209
00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,165
What?
1210
00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,290
Are you having a good
time? I said, me and you.
1211
00:52:51,291 --> 00:52:52,832
Fucking hell.
1212
00:52:52,833 --> 00:52:54,749
What if I meet someone?
1213
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,499
Where are
you gonna meet someone?
1214
00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:58,583
What?
1215
00:52:58,833 --> 00:52:59,541
Where are you
gonna meet someone?
1216
00:52:59,791 --> 00:53:01,000
You don't do anything.
1217
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:04,500
What, are you gonna meet
someone better than me?
1218
00:53:05,458 --> 00:53:06,790
I'm sort of still
seeing somebody.
1219
00:53:06,791 --> 00:53:09,040
So it's all a bit like...
1220
00:53:09,041 --> 00:53:09,832
Ah.
1221
00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:10,665
Okay.
- Yeah.
1222
00:53:10,666 --> 00:53:11,416
Really?
1223
00:53:13,041 --> 00:53:14,124
Cool.
1224
00:53:14,125 --> 00:53:15,332
All right, so I think, yeah,
1225
00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:17,083
I'll see ya, maybe.
1226
00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:19,874
Have you
ever had that moment
1227
00:53:19,875 --> 00:53:21,207
when you realized that you
might have become the arsehole?
1228
00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:27,333
I mean, you're channeling some
big dick energy there Benji.
1229
00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:30,040
I sometimes wonder if we'd
have met when we were younger
1230
00:53:30,041 --> 00:53:33,207
if things would've
been different.
1231
00:53:33,208 --> 00:53:35,290
Would you rather
1232
00:53:35,291 --> 00:53:37,582
have everyone able
to hear your thoughts
1233
00:53:37,583 --> 00:53:42,125
or you can hear everyone's
thoughts in the entire world?
1234
00:53:43,291 --> 00:53:46,416
I can hear everybody
else's thoughts.
1235
00:53:47,708 --> 00:53:49,083
Would you rather
1236
00:53:50,041 --> 00:53:52,833
always scream or always whisper?
1237
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,666
Always scream.
1238
00:54:03,958 --> 00:54:07,040
Don't fucking do that to me.
1239
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:08,707
I'm not fucking gay.
1240
00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:09,749
You pervert.
1241
00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:11,040
Second thoughts. Maybe not.
1242
00:54:18,833 --> 00:54:21,207
I feel like a bit of
a prick to be honest.
1243
00:54:21,208 --> 00:54:21,999
No, don't worry about it.
1244
00:54:21,999 --> 00:54:23,539
It's okay.
1245
00:54:23,541 --> 00:54:24,707
I'll have just have a
little five minutes.
1246
00:54:24,708 --> 00:54:26,249
Yeah, so I wanna tell
you something. Okay?
1247
00:54:26,250 --> 00:54:29,124
Just became a cycle
that I was stuck in
1248
00:54:29,125 --> 00:54:31,874
and I'm still stuck in it
now and we're not together.
1249
00:54:31,875 --> 00:54:33,249
It's kind of like
haunted, isn't it?
1250
00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:34,665
This place now.
1251
00:54:34,666 --> 00:54:36,290
I feel like I'm
still with him.
1252
00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:37,957
Do you know? Like I
never, we never broke up.
1253
00:54:37,958 --> 00:54:40,207
We were never like
officially together but
1254
00:54:40,207 --> 00:54:43,331
it feels like I'm still in it.
1255
00:54:43,333 --> 00:54:44,665
Like I'm deep in it
1256
00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:48,207
and I can't find
the way out of it.
1257
00:54:48,208 --> 00:54:51,749
And then I can hear my mum
from a few weeks ago saying...
1258
00:54:51,750 --> 00:54:54,165
"Stop talking
about that dickhead
1259
00:54:54,166 --> 00:54:55,833
and find a nice guy."
1260
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:01,041
It's getting late.
1261
00:55:09,165 --> 00:55:10,831
And then I realized
1262
00:55:10,833 --> 00:55:12,332
that this is the first time
that I've fallen asleep
1263
00:55:12,333 --> 00:55:15,125
without drinking in over a year.
1264
00:55:20,333 --> 00:55:24,290
Thanks for that.
1265
00:55:24,291 --> 00:55:25,290
So be happy.
1266
00:55:29,250 --> 00:55:30,250
Come here.
1267
00:55:35,083 --> 00:55:36,207
See ya.
- See ya.
1268
00:55:36,208 --> 00:55:37,832
I think this is the first time
1269
00:55:37,833 --> 00:55:41,165
that I've had someone back
and not had sex with them.
1270
00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:42,540
We arranged to sit
next to each other
1271
00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:44,707
on the flight back
to Manchester.
1272
00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,290
I feel a bit giddy.
1273
00:55:50,083 --> 00:55:51,624
I'm starting to think
that maybe coming here's
1274
00:55:51,625 --> 00:55:53,291
helping a little bit.
1275
00:56:00,875 --> 00:56:05,833
And then I'll see you in my
head and it'll hurt again.
1276
00:56:06,583 --> 00:56:07,958
But maybe not as much.
1277
00:56:25,333 --> 00:56:28,207
I just keep replaying
when it all fell apart.
1278
00:56:28,208 --> 00:56:30,832
Stop filming me, you cunt.
1279
00:56:30,833 --> 00:56:33,207
Hello you mad cunt.
1280
00:56:33,208 --> 00:56:34,332
Benji boy.
1281
00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:35,833
Guess where I am.
1282
00:56:37,083 --> 00:56:38,665
Me and the lads had
a fucking wild one
1283
00:56:38,666 --> 00:56:39,708
and we are in
1284
00:56:41,041 --> 00:56:42,457
Amsterdam
1285
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,457
and I know you're
here this weekend.
1286
00:56:43,458 --> 00:56:45,957
So why don't you
come out and meet us?
1287
00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:47,040
Bringing him here
1288
00:56:47,041 --> 00:56:48,249
was the worst idea in the world.
1289
00:56:50,083 --> 00:56:50,999
Have a fucking hit have
you? It's the fucking weekend.
1290
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,332
I don't want anything.
1291
00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:52,790
I told you stop
acting like a couple
1292
00:56:52,790 --> 00:56:54,414
because we're not.
1293
00:56:54,416 --> 00:56:56,415
The second he
met Ryan, his back was up.
1294
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:58,040
It was like he wanted a fight.
1295
00:56:58,041 --> 00:56:59,540
I haven't fucking
told anyone anything.
1296
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:00,874
Oi.
1297
00:57:00,875 --> 00:57:01,581
What? Stop
fucking touching me.
1298
00:57:01,583 --> 00:57:02,499
Do you wanna go?
1299
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,832
Yeah, you go. Fuck off.
1300
00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:05,874
Hey, you all right here, mate?
1301
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:06,625
You good?
1302
00:57:08,833 --> 00:57:09,625
Get the fucking shots in.
1303
00:57:09,916 --> 00:57:11,000
Yeah, I'm happy with that.
1304
00:57:11,291 --> 00:57:12,375
Yeah, definitely
mate. You good, yeah?
1305
00:57:12,666 --> 00:57:15,541
Toxic
masculinity initiated.
1306
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,332
I feel like this is
the start of a gay porn
1307
00:57:17,333 --> 00:57:19,582
that I once watched.
1308
00:57:19,583 --> 00:57:22,415
Right? So I'm thinking
strip club first.
1309
00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:24,124
I'm thinking brass.
1310
00:57:24,125 --> 00:57:25,624
I'm thinking burgers 'cause
I'm fucking starving.
1311
00:57:25,625 --> 00:57:26,415
And then I'm thinking
back to the brass' house.
1312
00:57:26,416 --> 00:57:28,082
What does that sound like? Yeah?
1313
00:57:28,083 --> 00:57:29,582
Hang on. Sorry.
1314
00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:31,457
Wait, are we playing
fucking spin the bottle
1315
00:57:31,458 --> 00:57:32,999
like we're 12-year-old
girls or something?
1316
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:34,665
What? What?
1317
00:57:34,666 --> 00:57:36,249
You know what? I'm gonna
go with dare, fuck it.
1318
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:37,540
Ooh!
1319
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:38,374
- Let's go. Come on.
- Big boy.
1320
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:39,957
All right. All right.
1321
00:57:39,958 --> 00:57:42,332
I dare you to piss in
the glass and down it.
1322
00:57:44,250 --> 00:57:45,415
Big boy!
1323
00:57:45,416 --> 00:57:46,664
Come on.
1324
00:57:46,666 --> 00:57:49,457
Hey, mate. It was a jungle.
1325
00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:57,165
Truth or dare pal.
1326
00:57:57,166 --> 00:57:58,874
You lot are fucking
mad. I'll go for a truth.
1327
00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,874
Fuck that dare shit.
1328
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:03,040
Oh, seeing as it's my truth.
1329
00:58:03,041 --> 00:58:04,665
He said truth. I like that.
1330
00:58:04,666 --> 00:58:06,457
Are you two shagging?
1331
00:58:06,458 --> 00:58:07,208
Ooh.
1332
00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:09,749
You got a fucking
problem or something?
1333
00:58:09,750 --> 00:58:11,582
I've got no problem here mate.
1334
00:58:11,583 --> 00:58:13,249
You're the one with a problem
1335
00:58:13,250 --> 00:58:14,332
because I told you didn't I
1336
00:58:14,333 --> 00:58:15,999
that these two are defo shagging
1337
00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:17,832
but you can't admit it.
1338
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:20,875
All right, fuck
it. Give me a dare.
1339
00:58:22,916 --> 00:58:24,415
I dare you
1340
00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:26,124
to kiss one of these
boys around this table.
1341
00:58:26,125 --> 00:58:27,457
Hey, mate. Leave it.
1342
00:58:31,916 --> 00:58:34,540
This really fucked me off.
1343
00:58:34,541 --> 00:58:35,332
Whoa!
1344
00:58:36,875 --> 00:58:39,832
If you gonna do it
lad, do it properly.
1345
00:58:39,833 --> 00:58:41,540
What the fuck?
1346
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:44,415
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
1347
00:58:44,416 --> 00:58:45,624
Ah!
1348
00:58:49,958 --> 00:58:50,708
Ah!
1349
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,499
I try and remember
1350
00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:59,124
if I've always gone
for toxic guys, like
1351
00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,790
where was the root of it?
1352
00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:05,415
I know you.
1353
00:59:05,416 --> 00:59:06,706
Yeah?
1354
00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:07,583
From where?
1355
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:12,125
What's this you've got on?
1356
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,499
It's the god of love.
1357
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:15,666
God of love?
1358
00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:19,749
I'm gonna go and get a drink.
1359
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:20,832
Do you want anything?
1360
00:59:20,833 --> 00:59:22,374
Now, this moment here
1361
00:59:22,375 --> 00:59:23,749
is a moment where I probably
could have got with a
1362
00:59:23,750 --> 00:59:26,416
really, really nice guy, but...
1363
00:59:27,375 --> 00:59:28,540
Watch where you're going mate.
1364
00:59:28,541 --> 00:59:31,165
Fuck me.
1365
00:59:31,166 --> 00:59:32,624
Now everyone knew
1366
00:59:32,625 --> 00:59:35,040
that Louis Jones was
an absolute slag.
1367
00:59:35,041 --> 00:59:36,416
All aboard!
1368
00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:40,375
But everyone
wanted to sleep with him.
1369
00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:47,374
Here, have a look
at this.
1370
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:50,957
Oh fuck me, I'm fit.
1371
00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:52,124
Aren't I?
1372
00:59:52,125 --> 00:59:52,875
Yeah.
1373
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,082
You take siv?
1374
00:59:59,083 --> 01:00:00,249
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1375
01:00:00,250 --> 01:00:02,539
- Yeah.
- Get in there then.
1376
01:00:02,541 --> 01:00:07,415
And that was the
first time that I got chlamydia.
1377
01:00:07,416 --> 01:00:09,290
It's fucking too much.
1378
01:00:09,291 --> 01:00:10,414
When we were in there you're
like touching me all the time.
1379
01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:11,665
Like you're making out
that we're together.
1380
01:00:11,666 --> 01:00:13,915
We're not fucking together.
1381
01:00:21,583 --> 01:00:24,458
I'm sorry.
1382
01:00:41,540 --> 01:00:42,873
We spent the rest of
that trip pretending
1383
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:44,916
everything was all right.
1384
01:00:47,083 --> 01:00:48,624
Sometimes I'd look at him
1385
01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:51,624
and I'd think I'm so
lucky to be with him.
1386
01:00:51,625 --> 01:00:52,500
It's pathetic,
1387
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:56,457
but my heart was hurting.
1388
01:00:56,458 --> 01:00:59,375
Just give me some
space for a bit.
1389
01:01:13,250 --> 01:01:16,749
What do you wanna
do tonight then?
1390
01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:18,290
Just dunno.
1391
01:01:18,291 --> 01:01:19,457
Going home tomorrow,
aren't we, so just...
1392
01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:20,957
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
1393
01:01:20,958 --> 01:01:22,374
Have a little blowout.
1394
01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:25,125
Get a girl, some
weed, some booze.
1395
01:01:26,375 --> 01:01:29,582
I was gonna talk to you about
1396
01:01:29,583 --> 01:01:32,833
just like pausing
for a bit after this.
1397
01:01:35,333 --> 01:01:36,666
Just a little bit.
1398
01:01:38,583 --> 01:01:40,499
What do you mean?
1399
01:01:40,500 --> 01:01:41,458
It's just,
1400
01:01:42,500 --> 01:01:45,415
I think about you when
we're not together
1401
01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:49,707
and I know we've got
an arrangement and...
1402
01:01:49,708 --> 01:01:51,665
Where has this all come from?
1403
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:55,540
I just, I feel like it's
getting a bit much for me
1404
01:01:55,541 --> 01:01:58,624
to stay in it at the minute
1405
01:01:58,625 --> 01:02:00,165
because it's, you know,
1406
01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:01,665
you can feel it start
fucking up your head
1407
01:02:01,666 --> 01:02:04,582
and I just, I don't want
to get there with it.
1408
01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:06,915
So I think we'll just
pause it for now.
1409
01:02:06,916 --> 01:02:09,457
I can't even text you
when I'm not with you.
1410
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:10,208
So it's...
1411
01:02:12,666 --> 01:02:14,165
Yeah, 'cause we
had an agreement,
1412
01:02:14,166 --> 01:02:16,665
but like what does that mean?
1413
01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,540
You mean you,
1414
01:02:18,541 --> 01:02:21,541
what, you've got
feelings for me? What?
1415
01:02:23,708 --> 01:02:26,874
I'm struggling a bit with it.
1416
01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:28,582
Yeah, but I don't want it.
1417
01:02:28,583 --> 01:02:29,250
I don't want that.
1418
01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:31,375
I don't want it to end.
1419
01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,375
Can I just be
1420
01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,708
brutally honest
for a little bit.
1421
01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:53,333
When I'm at home,
1422
01:02:54,625 --> 01:02:57,375
I've got so much stuff going on,
1423
01:03:00,291 --> 01:03:01,583
my mind is a mess.
1424
01:03:02,916 --> 01:03:04,708
I'm so fucked up and
1425
01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:13,166
I'm not happy
1426
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,416
and I don't know what to
do to get myself out of it.
1427
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:25,540
But then, when I'm here
1428
01:03:25,541 --> 01:03:26,791
and I'm with you,
1429
01:03:36,666 --> 01:03:38,749
everything just feels right.
1430
01:03:38,750 --> 01:03:39,875
It just feels...
1431
01:03:41,666 --> 01:03:43,625
My head just feels calm.
1432
01:04:05,250 --> 01:04:08,000
Uber will be here
in five minutes.
1433
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,208
I can't do next month,
1434
01:04:10,500 --> 01:04:12,750
but maybe the next two months?
1435
01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:15,208
Why?
1436
01:04:16,708 --> 01:04:18,250
Just got stuff on.
1437
01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:20,208
What stuff?
1438
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:22,458
Just stuff.
1439
01:04:25,541 --> 01:04:26,915
Just
1440
01:04:26,916 --> 01:04:28,500
completely honest.
1441
01:04:29,541 --> 01:04:31,790
Are you seeing someone?
1442
01:04:31,791 --> 01:04:34,125
No. Look at me.
1443
01:04:35,791 --> 01:04:37,374
Are you seeing someone?
1444
01:04:37,375 --> 01:04:38,915
Benji, no.
1445
01:04:38,916 --> 01:04:41,915
♪ I just don't know
which way to go ♪
1446
01:04:41,916 --> 01:04:46,874
♪ When we're together
we're strong ♪
1447
01:04:46,875 --> 01:04:48,749
What are
you laughing at?
1448
01:04:48,750 --> 01:04:49,831
Oh, do you know what?
1449
01:04:49,833 --> 01:04:51,374
That is the best one yet.
1450
01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:52,790
You love my cringe
though, don't you?
1451
01:04:52,791 --> 01:04:55,499
- Do I?
- Yeah, you do.
1452
01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:57,374
Don't give up the
day job yet, will you?
1453
01:04:57,375 --> 01:05:02,250
Give me some
good news before I go away.
1454
01:05:04,541 --> 01:05:06,457
Do you know what
I was thinking?
1455
01:05:06,458 --> 01:05:07,540
What?
1456
01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:09,874
Why don't I come with you?
1457
01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,665
Ah, baby. You'd be bored.
1458
01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:13,040
- I'd be bored?
- Yeah.
1459
01:05:13,041 --> 01:05:15,165
Bored in Amsterdam?
1460
01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,207
Come on, I'm sure I
can find something
1461
01:05:17,208 --> 01:05:19,124
to keep me entertained.
1462
01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:20,790
Well, I'm gonna
keep you locked up
1463
01:05:20,791 --> 01:05:22,165
so you can't go anywhere.
1464
01:05:22,166 --> 01:05:25,624
Locked up?
1465
01:05:25,625 --> 01:05:26,999
Give me a snuggle.
1466
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,207
Mm. Love you.
- See you later.
1467
01:05:29,208 --> 01:05:30,832
I love you too.
1468
01:05:30,833 --> 01:05:31,874
Don't do anything
I wouldn't do.
1469
01:05:32,916 --> 01:05:34,290
Best behavior.
1470
01:05:34,291 --> 01:05:35,499
Call me when you
get there, yeah?
1471
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,749
- I will.
- Okay, bye.
1472
01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,540
It's only me.
1473
01:05:39,541 --> 01:05:41,749
Just checking that you've
landed and you're all right.
1474
01:05:41,750 --> 01:05:43,207
You've not phone me back yet
1475
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,331
so I'm just checking
that you've landed
1476
01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:45,664
and everything's fine.
1477
01:05:45,666 --> 01:05:46,749
One day, which day?
1478
01:05:46,750 --> 01:05:48,207
It just depends what happens.
1479
01:05:48,208 --> 01:05:49,374
- Sunday or Monday?
- I don't know, obviously.
1480
01:05:49,375 --> 01:05:51,374
I'll know more when I get there.
1481
01:05:51,375 --> 01:05:52,749
Oh, fucking hell.
1482
01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:53,707
This person's phone
1483
01:05:53,708 --> 01:05:55,415
is currently unavailable.
1484
01:05:55,416 --> 01:05:56,374
Please try later.
1485
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:57,707
I'm so happy.
1486
01:05:57,708 --> 01:06:00,125
No, I've not even told him yet.
1487
01:06:02,458 --> 01:06:03,208
Okay?
1488
01:06:05,333 --> 01:06:06,332
Hi.
1489
01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:07,915
- Don't touch me
- Baby.
1490
01:06:07,916 --> 01:06:08,666
No.
1491
01:06:09,875 --> 01:06:10,875
What's up?
1492
01:06:12,916 --> 01:06:14,124
Baby, what's wrong?
1493
01:06:14,125 --> 01:06:16,124
You know what's wrong?
1494
01:06:16,125 --> 01:06:17,457
I don't know what's
up. What's wrong?
1495
01:06:17,458 --> 01:06:18,540
I've just come back
from three days.
1496
01:06:18,541 --> 01:06:19,415
I've not seen you in ages.
1497
01:06:19,416 --> 01:06:20,499
What's going on?
1498
01:06:20,500 --> 01:06:21,790
And a nice hello would be good.
1499
01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:23,124
So why haven't you
responded to like
1500
01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:24,957
the hundred missed calls
that I've given you?
1501
01:06:24,958 --> 01:06:26,582
Baby, you know I've been busy.
1502
01:06:26,583 --> 01:06:27,874
So you've
not seen them?
1503
01:06:27,875 --> 01:06:29,207
I've been in and out meetings.
1504
01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:30,124
I've been with
people constantly.
1505
01:06:30,125 --> 01:06:32,707
My phone has been playing up.
1506
01:06:32,708 --> 01:06:34,332
Do you know what
annoys me the most?
1507
01:06:34,333 --> 01:06:35,874
That you've got no
consideration for me at all,
1508
01:06:35,875 --> 01:06:37,624
that you've got no care,
1509
01:06:37,625 --> 01:06:40,082
that, you know, something
could have been wrong with me.
1510
01:06:40,083 --> 01:06:42,082
You know, it could have been
an emergency. Who knows?
1511
01:06:42,083 --> 01:06:43,665
But you don't
actually even think?
1512
01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:44,582
Is there anything
wrong with you?
1513
01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:45,539
You look fine to me.
1514
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:46,832
There's nothing wrong is there?
1515
01:06:46,833 --> 01:06:47,749
You don't even,
that's what I mean.
1516
01:06:47,750 --> 01:06:49,040
You don't even know the news
1517
01:06:49,041 --> 01:06:50,540
and everybody else
knows and you don't know
1518
01:06:50,541 --> 01:06:51,624
because you couldn't even
be arsed to text back
1519
01:06:51,625 --> 01:06:53,874
or call back or anything.
1520
01:06:53,875 --> 01:06:56,833
What news? What
you talking about?
1521
01:06:57,958 --> 01:06:59,790
I'm pregnant.
1522
01:06:59,791 --> 01:07:00,874
What?
1523
01:07:00,875 --> 01:07:02,499
You're pregnant?
1524
01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,915
Yeah.
1525
01:07:03,916 --> 01:07:05,874
Baby, this is amazing.
1526
01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:07,957
I'm sorry. I'm so
sorry. I'm so sorry
1527
01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:09,207
but that is amazing.
1528
01:07:09,208 --> 01:07:10,707
That is beautiful news.
1529
01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:12,665
It was just a mad weekend.
1530
01:07:12,666 --> 01:07:13,707
I'm so, so sorry.
1531
01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:16,040
Come here. I love you. Please.
1532
01:07:16,041 --> 01:07:18,624
Should we go for some
food tomorrow night?
1533
01:07:18,625 --> 01:07:21,957
I want to try that new place.
1534
01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:23,832
Can't tomorrow night babe.
1535
01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,957
Why not?
1536
01:07:28,625 --> 01:07:31,082
I just got
some work stuff.
1537
01:07:31,083 --> 01:07:34,874
Yeah, I
meant tomorrow night.
1538
01:07:34,875 --> 01:07:37,124
Yeah, I've got a meeting.
1539
01:07:37,125 --> 01:07:37,875
It's...
1540
01:07:39,332 --> 01:07:40,873
'Cause of the time difference,
1541
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:44,540
it's gonna start quite
late tomorrow, I think.
1542
01:07:44,541 --> 01:07:46,208
We'll go another day.
1543
01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:49,333
Okay.
1544
01:07:57,875 --> 01:08:00,915
So have you thought
of any names yet?
1545
01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:02,707
Yeah, yeah, I have.
1546
01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:05,249
I'm thinking Hugo if it's a boy
1547
01:08:05,250 --> 01:08:08,040
and maybe Lisa if it's a girl.
1548
01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:09,957
Oh, that's so cute.
1549
01:08:14,041 --> 01:08:15,749
Jake.
1550
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,957
Jake, I think there's
something up with the baby.
1551
01:08:17,958 --> 01:08:18,750
Please.
1552
01:08:21,250 --> 01:08:24,957
Just saying he's not messaged
you in a while, has he?
1553
01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:26,999
No, it's been a few
days, but he's really busy.
1554
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,249
Baby, I'm
sorry I wasn't there.
1555
01:08:29,250 --> 01:08:30,540
Are you seeing someone else?
1556
01:08:30,541 --> 01:08:31,831
I'm not throwing it on you.
1557
01:08:31,833 --> 01:08:32,915
I've been saying
it for a long time
1558
01:08:32,916 --> 01:08:34,539
and I'm done now.
- Please.
1559
01:08:34,541 --> 01:08:35,332
No, I don't want you to go.
- Don't please me anymore.
1560
01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,999
Don't leave.
1561
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,581
Don't start this again
because this is what you do.
1562
01:08:38,583 --> 01:08:39,957
Baby. It's not my fault
that the baby's gone.
1563
01:08:39,958 --> 01:08:41,498
It's not my fault.
- We've talked about it.
1564
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:42,915
We've talked about it
over and over again.
1565
01:08:42,916 --> 01:08:43,956
There's nothing else to say.
1566
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:45,082
Don't walk away.
1567
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:46,249
Just stay with me, please.
1568
01:08:46,250 --> 01:08:47,749
Stay with you for what?
1569
01:08:47,750 --> 01:08:48,707
- Just stay, please.
- For what?
1570
01:08:48,708 --> 01:08:50,207
I don't want you to go.
1571
01:08:50,208 --> 01:08:51,332
Please, I promise I'll
be better. Please.
1572
01:08:51,333 --> 01:08:53,040
This is what you
do all the time.
1573
01:08:53,041 --> 01:08:56,041
No, I can't do
this anymore, Jake.
1574
01:08:57,208 --> 01:08:58,665
Just stay with me.
1575
01:08:58,666 --> 01:09:01,915
I'll be better, I
promise. I'm sorry.
1576
01:09:04,666 --> 01:09:06,333
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1577
01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:18,207
She got
pregnant again soon after
1578
01:09:18,208 --> 01:09:22,290
and that arsehole still
didn't end it with me.
1579
01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:24,041
I had no fucking idea.
1580
01:09:25,375 --> 01:09:28,540
I don't know what I'd
have done if I'd known.
1581
01:09:28,541 --> 01:09:32,083
I like to think I
would've ended things, but
1582
01:09:34,416 --> 01:09:37,624
the last trip together
felt different.
1583
01:09:37,625 --> 01:09:39,957
We didn't have sex.
1584
01:09:39,958 --> 01:09:41,332
We didn't kiss,
1585
01:09:41,333 --> 01:09:42,125
didn't touch,
1586
01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:44,625
we didn't even really talk.
1587
01:09:45,790 --> 01:09:48,081
And the whole time we
were walking round,
1588
01:09:48,083 --> 01:09:49,999
I don't know, I just
kept thinking it,
1589
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:51,165
it felt like an end.
1590
01:09:51,165 --> 01:09:53,373
It felt different.
1591
01:10:03,541 --> 01:10:04,957
And when we got home and
I didn't hear from you,
1592
01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:07,999
I did what any
logical, rational,
1593
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,583
crazy ex would do.
1594
01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:13,790
I turned up at your house.
1595
01:10:13,791 --> 01:10:14,874
I don't know about you babe,
1596
01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:17,540
but I'm absolutely starving.
1597
01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,625
You not getting that?
1598
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:24,749
Should we do it with
some garlic bread?
1599
01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,999
Oh, yeah. That sounds good.
1600
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:27,332
Baby, could you
just take the bag.
1601
01:10:27,333 --> 01:10:28,874
I'm just gonna
make a phone call.
1602
01:10:28,875 --> 01:10:31,541
Yeah,
I'll put tea on.
1603
01:10:33,291 --> 01:10:34,540
What the fuck
are you doing here?
1604
01:10:34,541 --> 01:10:35,457
Is that your girlfriend?
1605
01:10:35,458 --> 01:10:37,582
Shut the fuck up.
1606
01:10:37,583 --> 01:10:39,374
Shut the fuck up.
1607
01:10:39,375 --> 01:10:41,790
If you turn up at my house
again I'll fucking kill you.
1608
01:10:41,791 --> 01:10:44,707
Do you hear me?
1609
01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:45,416
Fuck off.
1610
01:10:57,041 --> 01:10:58,665
Jake?
1611
01:10:58,666 --> 01:11:01,040
Jake?
1612
01:11:01,041 --> 01:11:02,957
What's wrong?
1613
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:04,415
Babe, what's wrong?
1614
01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:06,374
- I can't breathe.
- What's up with you?
1615
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,332
What do you mean
you can't breathe?
1616
01:11:08,333 --> 01:11:09,416
What's wrong?
1617
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:14,166
Baby, what's up with you?
1618
01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:20,000
Are you okay?
1619
01:11:26,416 --> 01:11:27,915
Please, look at your mother.
1620
01:11:27,916 --> 01:11:29,457
Look at me.
1621
01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:31,540
Get a grip, all right?
1622
01:11:31,541 --> 01:11:32,665
Let them go.
1623
01:11:32,666 --> 01:11:35,082
Just let it all go. All right?
1624
01:11:35,083 --> 01:11:36,957
And then he started
ignoring my messages
1625
01:11:36,958 --> 01:11:38,874
and it fucking hurt.
1626
01:11:38,875 --> 01:11:40,165
I started meeting people.
1627
01:11:40,166 --> 01:11:42,124
I wanted to be
treated like shit.
1628
01:11:42,125 --> 01:11:45,082
But none of them were him.
1629
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:46,999
I mean, this guy's
not even close.
1630
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,082
What are you gonna do to me?
1631
01:11:48,083 --> 01:11:49,749
Yeah? What are you into?
1632
01:11:49,750 --> 01:11:51,124
I want you to
tell me what to do.
1633
01:11:51,125 --> 01:11:52,040
Dominate me.
1634
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,582
Yeah?
1635
01:11:53,583 --> 01:11:55,124
I can be dominant.
1636
01:11:55,125 --> 01:11:57,165
Yeah. Yeah.
1637
01:11:57,166 --> 01:11:58,249
Was that too hard?
1638
01:11:58,250 --> 01:12:01,207
- No.
- No.
1639
01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:04,999
What?
1640
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:06,290
Mate, it's not
really working is it.
1641
01:12:06,291 --> 01:12:07,124
Oh, it is.
Come on, come on.
1642
01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,207
Get on the floor. Come on.
1643
01:12:08,208 --> 01:12:08,999
He's blocked me on Instagram.
1644
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:09,790
He's blocked me on Facebook.
1645
01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:10,582
Like all the socials.
1646
01:12:10,583 --> 01:12:11,915
Fucked off my number.
1647
01:12:11,916 --> 01:12:13,457
Like literally, he's not
spoke to me now for like
1648
01:12:13,458 --> 01:12:14,457
two months.
1649
01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:16,999
Benji, if you
don't leave me alone,
1650
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:18,082
I'll call the fucking police.
1651
01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:19,124
I'll get a restraining order.
1652
01:12:19,125 --> 01:12:20,124
Now, fuck off.
1653
01:12:20,125 --> 01:12:21,790
It's embarrassing.
1654
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:23,957
Leaving to have me in your
life. You're obsessed.
1655
01:12:23,958 --> 01:12:26,291
We had one last trip booked.
1656
01:12:27,166 --> 01:12:28,374
I turned up to the airport.
1657
01:12:28,375 --> 01:12:30,124
Yeah, I know it seems crazy,
1658
01:12:30,125 --> 01:12:32,916
but I thought he might be there.
1659
01:12:49,833 --> 01:12:53,208
And then, I got a
location pin from him and
1660
01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:59,250
I knew this was the last time
that I was ever gonna see him.
1661
01:13:02,500 --> 01:13:05,582
So here we are again
at the fucking end.
1662
01:13:05,583 --> 01:13:07,082
I mean, how did she not know
1663
01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:11,040
he was a little bit
gay with that car?
1664
01:13:11,041 --> 01:13:11,791
Finally.
1665
01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:20,250
Listen.
1666
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:26,290
Mate, you can't just turn
up at my house unannounced.
1667
01:13:26,291 --> 01:13:28,374
It's not on.
1668
01:13:28,375 --> 01:13:29,165
Why are you laughing?
1669
01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:30,207
You can't.
1670
01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,832
I've said that like,
1671
01:13:31,833 --> 01:13:34,790
there's certain boundaries
and you crossed it.
1672
01:13:34,791 --> 01:13:35,707
Mate, I can't.
1673
01:13:35,708 --> 01:13:37,666
I can't do this anymore.
1674
01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:40,333
Okay?
1675
01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:44,457
Do you know I was sat
at the airport today
1676
01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:46,332
and I was thinking
1677
01:13:46,333 --> 01:13:48,249
so many fucking times, yeah,
1678
01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:50,499
that you could have
said to me, finish this.
1679
01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:52,332
Like, just like,
1680
01:13:52,333 --> 01:13:54,415
I don't understand like why
you fucking carried this on
1681
01:13:54,416 --> 01:13:56,165
and do you know how much
this has fucked me up?
1682
01:13:56,166 --> 01:13:57,833
Fucking hell man.
1683
01:13:59,041 --> 01:14:00,124
Well, you were
having a good time
1684
01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:01,082
at the time though, weren't you?
1685
01:14:01,083 --> 01:14:02,290
Well, you fucking used me.
1686
01:14:02,291 --> 01:14:03,415
You used me.
1687
01:14:03,416 --> 01:14:04,499
No, you fucking used me.
1688
01:14:04,500 --> 01:14:05,332
Shut the fuck up.
1689
01:14:05,333 --> 01:14:06,624
Fucking shout at me.
1690
01:14:06,625 --> 01:14:08,083
Shut the fuck up.
1691
01:14:21,250 --> 01:14:23,165
So when I was at yours, yeah,
1692
01:14:23,166 --> 01:14:25,082
the girl that I seen you with...
1693
01:14:29,083 --> 01:14:30,083
Yeah, what?
1694
01:14:30,583 --> 01:14:34,666
So like when we first
met, were you with her?
1695
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:39,874
Yes.
1696
01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:42,500
Okay.
1697
01:14:49,166 --> 01:14:51,165
So, go on then, what's her name?
1698
01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,207
- Whose fucking name?
- Whose fucking name?
1699
01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:55,750
Whose fucking name do you think?
1700
01:15:00,708 --> 01:15:03,208
Olivia.
1701
01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:08,415
So when we used
to go away, right?
1702
01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,124
So you used to be having
sex with me, yeah,
1703
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:11,250
you'd fly back and then what?
1704
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:15,874
Would you just go
back and fuck her?
1705
01:15:15,875 --> 01:15:18,582
So we're just gonna
fuck it off then?
1706
01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:22,499
Yeah, mate. Like
that's the end of it.
1707
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:23,665
We've had a good time.
1708
01:15:23,666 --> 01:15:25,374
And to be honest mate,
1709
01:15:25,375 --> 01:15:27,040
you're quite lucky right now
1710
01:15:27,041 --> 01:15:28,624
to have come away with me
1711
01:15:28,625 --> 01:15:29,957
to like be sitting
here right now.
1712
01:15:29,958 --> 01:15:31,957
You're in a good position.
1713
01:15:31,958 --> 01:15:33,289
Like you've had a good time.
1714
01:15:33,291 --> 01:15:35,874
Like, look at you, look at me.
1715
01:15:35,875 --> 01:15:37,249
Have you not had a good time?
1716
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,624
Stop fucking
calling me mate.
1717
01:15:38,625 --> 01:15:39,749
Like what?
1718
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:40,624
It's fucking weird.
1719
01:15:40,625 --> 01:15:42,415
Mate, look at yourself.
1720
01:15:42,416 --> 01:15:43,832
When I saw you in the
airport, I thought,
1721
01:15:43,833 --> 01:15:44,957
fucking hell,
1722
01:15:44,958 --> 01:15:45,790
he looks like an easy target.
1723
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:46,957
And I was right, wasn't I?
1724
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:48,374
Look at you.
1725
01:15:48,375 --> 01:15:49,374
Fucking count yourself lucky.
1726
01:15:49,375 --> 01:15:50,415
You've had a good run.
1727
01:15:50,416 --> 01:15:51,416
Fuck off.
1728
01:15:56,125 --> 01:15:59,290
Okay.
1729
01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,000
Good.
1730
01:16:12,041 --> 01:16:13,000
I'm sorry.
1731
01:16:20,333 --> 01:16:23,958
When I saw you in the
airport that first time
1732
01:16:26,541 --> 01:16:28,582
I thought you were a 10
1733
01:16:28,583 --> 01:16:31,206
and I still think
you're a 10 now.
1734
01:16:31,208 --> 01:16:32,332
Right?
1735
01:16:32,333 --> 01:16:34,957
But like, what do you expect?
1736
01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:36,332
Life doesn't work like this.
1737
01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:38,374
I can't just drop everything
1738
01:16:38,375 --> 01:16:39,582
and run off with
you into the sunset.
1739
01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:41,541
It don't work like that.
1740
01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:46,916
I can't just...
1741
01:16:49,708 --> 01:16:51,582
I've got so much stuff
going on right now
1742
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:54,415
and I can't just
walk away from them.
1743
01:16:54,416 --> 01:16:55,582
Can I?
1744
01:16:55,583 --> 01:16:57,416
I can't just abandon them.
1745
01:17:13,833 --> 01:17:17,374
I'm sorry.
1746
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:32,332
♪ There's a monster in my head ♪
1747
01:17:35,375 --> 01:17:39,665
♪ That won't leave ♪
1748
01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:43,665
♪ I wish I could ♪
1749
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:49,624
♪ Take a moment to relax ♪
1750
01:17:49,625 --> 01:17:52,249
♪ But it's harder ♪
1751
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:55,457
♪ Than it seems ♪
1752
01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:57,207
♪ I'd love ♪
1753
01:17:57,208 --> 01:17:58,666
And then you feel it,
1754
01:17:58,958 --> 01:18:03,291
your body ready to purge
all of that negative energy,
1755
01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:07,583
to make you feel like you again.
1756
01:18:10,458 --> 01:18:13,457
♪ There's a monster in my head ♪
1757
01:18:13,458 --> 01:18:15,165
They say the
best way to move forward
1758
01:18:15,166 --> 01:18:18,541
is to go back and I
think they're right.
1759
01:18:19,583 --> 01:18:20,999
So thanks
1760
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:23,540
for going back with me.
1761
01:18:23,540 --> 01:18:29,498
♪ Take a moment and relax ♪
1762
01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:32,165
♪ But it's harder ♪
1763
01:18:32,166 --> 01:18:33,332
♪ Than it seems ♪
1764
01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:36,874
♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪
1765
01:18:36,875 --> 01:18:42,665
♪ Let me astray from paradise ♪
1766
01:18:42,666 --> 01:18:44,582
♪ Into a storm ♪
1767
01:18:46,458 --> 01:18:50,582
♪ Numb right to my core ♪
1768
01:18:50,583 --> 01:18:53,915
♪ I despise who I've become ♪
1769
01:18:53,916 --> 01:18:56,499
What the actual fuck!
1770
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:59,499
Fuck you screenwriter
above my head.
1771
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:22,125
Oh, thank you. Ta.
1772
01:19:24,500 --> 01:19:26,415
Shall we watch this.
1773
01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:27,541
See you later.
1774
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:34,540
All right.
1775
01:19:34,541 --> 01:19:35,540
Hi.
1776
01:19:35,541 --> 01:19:36,874
Nearly didn't make it.
1777
01:19:36,875 --> 01:19:38,082
Well, you're here aren't you?
1778
01:19:38,083 --> 01:19:39,332
Yeah.
1779
01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:40,957
I was gonna say
1780
01:19:40,958 --> 01:19:44,040
it was really nice
meeting you and
1781
01:19:44,041 --> 01:19:47,165
you know, apart
from all this noise,
1782
01:19:47,166 --> 01:19:48,624
I'm not listening to anything.
1783
01:19:48,625 --> 01:19:51,915
It's just trying to
drown that out but
1784
01:19:51,916 --> 01:19:53,540
I was thinking
maybe, potentially,
1785
01:19:53,541 --> 01:19:55,374
we could maybe do
something when we get back.
1786
01:19:55,375 --> 01:19:56,540
- Yeah. Nice.
- Fancy that?
1787
01:19:56,541 --> 01:19:57,665
Yeah, definitely.
1788
01:19:57,666 --> 01:19:59,790
Some very nice Nozeco.
1789
01:19:59,791 --> 01:20:00,874
Some...
1790
01:20:00,875 --> 01:20:03,290
Some Italian food, maybe?
1791
01:20:03,291 --> 01:20:05,414
Are you asking me out?
1792
01:20:05,416 --> 01:20:06,207
No.
1793
01:20:06,208 --> 01:20:06,999
Oh, right.
1794
01:20:07,000 --> 01:20:08,124
I just...
1795
01:20:08,125 --> 01:20:09,499
I'll go sit over there then
1796
01:20:09,500 --> 01:20:10,624
with the crying baby
if you want.
1797
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:12,665
Oh, no. Hey, do
you want these?
1798
01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,749
I feel sorry for,
1799
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,290
for everyone.
1800
01:20:16,291 --> 01:20:18,707
You're not listening
to them on this flight.
1801
01:20:18,708 --> 01:20:22,290
And then you realize that
you're ready to depart.
1802
01:20:22,291 --> 01:20:25,749
That you're ready to
start it all over again.
1803
01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:29,707
But this time it has
to be better because
1804
01:20:29,708 --> 01:20:31,665
no one wants a fucking sequel.
1805
01:20:31,666 --> 01:20:37,624
♪ Take a moment and relax ♪
1806
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,165
♪ But it's harder ♪
1807
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:41,332
♪ Than it seems ♪
1808
01:20:41,333 --> 01:20:44,957
♪ Look what you're doing to me ♪
1809
01:20:44,958 --> 01:20:50,749
♪ Lead me astray from paradise ♪
1810
01:20:50,750 --> 01:20:54,207
♪ Into a storm ♪
1811
01:20:54,208 --> 01:20:58,540
♪ Numb right to my core ♪
1812
01:20:58,541 --> 01:21:01,832
♪ I despise who I'd become ♪
1813
01:21:01,833 --> 01:21:03,581
Just before you go,
1814
01:21:03,583 --> 01:21:06,499
here's one last Snow White
and the Huntsman fantasy.
1815
01:21:09,582 --> 01:21:11,081
To be honest,
1816
01:21:11,083 --> 01:21:12,664
we just wanted to make a
fucking musical number.
1817
01:21:12,666 --> 01:21:16,082
♪ I always hoped someday ♪
1818
01:21:16,083 --> 01:21:19,624
♪ That I would live and learn ♪
1819
01:21:19,625 --> 01:21:22,874
♪ We set our hearts on fire ♪
1820
01:21:22,875 --> 01:21:26,374
♪ And sat and
watched them burn ♪
1821
01:21:26,375 --> 01:21:29,624
♪ I guess we tried too late ♪
1822
01:21:29,625 --> 01:21:33,249
♪ I guess I cried too long ♪
1823
01:21:33,250 --> 01:21:36,665
♪ But there's a place I know ♪
1824
01:21:36,666 --> 01:21:39,749
♪ When everything feels wrong ♪
1825
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:43,874
♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
1826
01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:46,582
♪ Far away from all
of the madness ♪
1827
01:21:46,583 --> 01:21:50,832
♪ Let go, let go ♪
1828
01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:53,415
♪ Of all of the tears
and the sadness ♪
1829
01:21:53,416 --> 01:21:57,540
♪ Let's fall, let's fly ♪
1830
01:21:57,541 --> 01:22:02,375
♪ Where the sun's gonna
shine in a clear blue sky ♪
1831
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,999
♪ That's where I go
when I close my ♪
1832
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,958
♪ Eyes ♪
1833
01:22:17,665 --> 01:22:21,748
♪ Oh ♪
1834
01:22:21,750 --> 01:22:23,833
♪ Eyes ♪
1835
01:22:34,666 --> 01:22:38,874
♪ Let's go, let's go ♪
1836
01:22:38,875 --> 01:22:41,415
♪ Far away from all
of the madness ♪
1837
01:22:41,416 --> 01:22:45,624
♪ Let go, let go ♪
1838
01:22:45,625 --> 01:22:48,207
♪ Of all of the tears
and the sadness ♪
1839
01:22:48,208 --> 01:22:52,332
♪ Let's fall, let's fly ♪
1840
01:22:52,333 --> 01:22:57,250
♪ Where the sun's gonna
shine in a clear blue sky ♪
1841
01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:00,985
♪ That's where I go
when I close my ♪
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