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All right, come on in here. Have a seat right there.

Here? Yes, right there. Let's go.

Okay. You know why I brought you back here, right?

No. Is everything okay? Is there something you want to talk about?

Oh, no. It's between me and God.

Yeah, that's exactly the reason why I brought you back here. It's because I've

gotten a bunch of complaints in the mall today about, you know, a person that

looks like a nun, but her outfit just seems a little off. That was, you know,

getting a lot of donations from people, and people noticed also when they were

giving a donation that their wallet seemed to go missing once they walked.

Wow. Yeah. That's crazy.

No. Wow. And that's the reason why I brought you back here.

But you think it's me?

I mean, your outfit does fit the description of not really a typical... I

it's not traditional. It's a part of a new outreach project that the church,

Archdiocese, was implementing, you know. I mean, yeah, this is my office, you

know, so I have everything recorded.

Okay. I mean, did the church go down the route of sex sells or something?

Because that's a little provocative for a nun, if you ask me, okay?

Take it up with the father. I don't know.

But as a part of your project, you know, we're trying to do this kind of boots

-on -the -ground approach to, you know, we're working with a lot of different

charities and partnering with a lot of different organizations.

All right, well, if you knock a nun that everyone's talking about their wall

being so in front, you wouldn't happen to mind for letting me go within the

blocks now, would you?

Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. I don't have the key. And this is for, you

know, the arch and every one of you. This is not for normal people. You don't

have the key yourself?

No, of course not. No.

Hmm.

Okay. Well, then, if you don't have the key, then I'm sure you don't mind if I

just give you a little quick pat -down just to double -check that you don't

the key on you. A pat -down?

This is not... What? No.

Well, I mean, like you said, if you didn't really do anything wrong, I don't

why you would refuse a pat -down.

It's not appropriate.

That's not... I know, but you don't have a job here to do, so if I don't pat you

down, I can get fired? I mean, as a nun, you don't want somebody like me who has

just a record of a job getting fired because you refuse to let me give you a

-down now, would you?

I mean, how would God judge you?

That's unfair to say, but... But, I mean, we are here, right? So...

Oh, come on, please. I mean, just pat down a quick little... Just a pat down?

Yeah, just a little quick pat down on my wand, sir. I don't have the key. All

right, well, I'll find that out, okay?

What do you mean? Well, put it over there, stand up, and let me just find

for myself, okay?

Come here, in front, right there, just, you know, all right.

Just kind of give you a little quick pat down, that's all.

Okay.

All right, I see no pockets or anything. That's fine. That's a good start. It's

pretty good. I'm just going to, you know, just use my metal detector here

to make sure. All right, just arms out again, please.

I'm just going to make sure.

Okay.

Was that my necklace? Yeah.

Okay, cool.

Okay, cool.

Do nuns also have piercings like this? No.

Then... Why would you do that? I don't know.

Are you lying to me, nun? It could be my undergarments. I'm not sure.

Are you lying in front of the Holy Bible? That's a sin now, isn't it?

I'm not lying.

Then what is that? I'm not lying.

So you don't mind to just take out whatever is there? There's nothing

There's nothing there.

Okay, okay. Well, I mean, if you're not going to comply, I'm going to have to go

a little farther in my search.

What do you mean?

What?

Well, like I said, I just had you down, right? I didn't really find anything.

So, I mean, clearly I'm picking something up there.

Either you let me go farther with the search, you know, you have to remove

clothing just so I can double check that, you know, it's not the key.

No. Because you're not complying with letting me check the box.

So, I mean, if you really want, I mean, we could end this now, and I could just

get the cops to come down here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no. That's not what I want. That's not what I want. Okay.

Shoot. Okay.

I mean, you know, just get undressed, and if it is a piercing, I won't say

anything. You're going to get undressed?

Well, yeah, I need to find out what's underneath there, unless you want me to

just go in myself?

No, that's... That's quite all right. Well, we'll get to start the lobby.

Thank you.

You know, also,

a lot of these men that got the wall stolen did say, you know, that none did

make some sexual passes at them, also.

I would never do such a thing.

I'm a woman of God.

I am married to Christ. Okay, well, hurry up then.

Um, also, just for my records, um, so I can do my little report later.

Uh, what's your name?

Mr. Moreno. Okay, so, yeah.

And, where are you from?

Um, I live with my sisters at the convent, of course.

St. Andrews? Oh, okay. If you say so.

You're also going to have to remove that, too.

My undergarments?

Well, I mean, like I said, do you want me to happen to go in there? If you

I mean, we'll call the cops.

No, it's okay.

I don't... You don't need to call the cops.

Do you not have a... Do you not have a female security officer or something?

Unfortunately, she's pregnant, and she's over here right now, so... I don't

wear, like, a...

I don't wear like a brass ear usually because the wires hurt. Ma 'am, I'm here

as a professional, okay?

I'm not here to judge, alright?

You know what?

What?

Okay, I have the key. I have the key.

Really? Yes. All right, well... I'll give it to you if you want. I'll just

you the key. I don't... Yeah, give me the key. That's what I want.

That's all I asked for. That's all... Nope, you didn't have to go this far.

You're doing it to yourself. Remember that. Okay.

I'm sorry. I just... I don't want anyone messing with the donations and the

fines for the organization.

Well, we'll just take a look here.

Oh.

Hmm. Hmm.

I mean, I do see, you know, don't need to use the stuff in here, but... It's

very generous.

I mean, somehow you even got commons in there also. I mean, holy shit.

I got some gold coins here. We have very generous... I've had a very generous

donor. Are you nervous now? You seem like you're stumbling your words. I'm

nervous, no. Oh, okay.

You got people's wallet.

Oh, Rex Oliver.

Interesting. I don't know who that is.

Lucky A.

Very generous donors.

These people really wanted to commit to the cause, to God.

Okay, okay, but you know, this really doesn't look good for you, does it?

And, you know, there's a couple other things that I was told that was stolen,

too, and I'm going to have to just double -check that you also don't have

on you as well.

Unfortunately, I'm not going to allow you to address yourself anymore.

I'm going to have to do everything from here on out, okay? No, no, no, no, no.

Well, I mean, like I said earlier, I really do have enough here to just call

a cop.

Like I said, they can come down here and take you to Central Brookings.

And leave it all in front of people who... No, no, I don't want that. I

want that. Okay, all right. Well, then come right here.

I'm going to give you another quick pat down because, you know, I really can't

trust you anymore. I did give you an opportunity to spread these legs.

I really did give you an opportunity in the beginning to be very truthful.

But you decided to go down and follow the devil into hell and just lie to me.

So I'm going to have to...

Maybe punish you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What are you doing?

Hey, hey.

Relax.

I just started moving, so I want to take that as a threat, all right? Okay,

okay. I'm just doing my job here.

Okay. I'm not moving. I'm not moving. I'm not moving.

I'm just going to make sure there's nothing here.

Which is sometimes really hard to tell.

Okay.

You know, I think what would also help you in this situation.

You, uh, just quit the fucking act and confess that you're, you know, not

a nun and, you know, maybe I won't go so hard on you or something like that,

okay? What?

You could, you know, give me a sob story on how you were just posing as a nun

because you were having trouble finding a job or, you know, any story I could

believe. I'm employed by the church. I do just fine.

Okay, if you want to continue on with this act, that's on you.

I'm just double -checking down here to make sure there's nothing here. Oh, my

God. You know. Is this necessary? Yes, it's necessary.

Hey, hey.

Relax. Quiet. Okay. Arms up.

All right.

There you go.

Now, you know.

I can't tell if there's anything in there.

I'm going to really have to ask you to remove your clothing.

Okay.

I'll do this right now. I'm going to call the cops.

Well, I'm just going to finish here out and we'll, you know, we'll discuss

something down the end of the road. So let's just, let me just do what I have

do first and we'll get there, okay?

Okay.

No, I don't remember nothing like you back in high school.

Mm -hmm.

Very not.

Um, in the panties too.

My underwear?

Yeah, yeah. I need to make sure that you have nothing on you at all.

Okay? Then we're going to go back and, you know, just do a little cavity

You lied to me. What would you do in my situation?

Do you want me... Would you believe yourself right now?

I don't think so, right?

So, take them off.

The more you comply, the easier it is with both of you, okay?

Okay, fine.

I'm not actually a nun.

Okay.

Are you happy?

Yes, I am.

I'm not a nun, okay? You're finally being honest with me. Now we can

have a little bit of rapport. I'm a Christian woman. I believe in a good

but I have needs.

You know? Okay, yeah, but posing as a nun, it's not really honorable, right?

We're in a very religious town.

It doesn't feel like... Easy gig, huh?

Spread your leg.

Let's go.

Alright, I'm just going to do another quick pat down. Just making sure that,

know, this isn't, these aren't prosthetics or anything like that.

You'd be surprised the type of fees we get coming into the store and what they

hide in here.

Okay.

Just going to, just, you know, make sure that they're attached and everything.

They move really nicely.

Nice and soft.

What are you doing?

I'm just making sure that there's nothing here.

There's nothing there.

Relax. Arms up. Like I said, any sudden movement, I will take that as a threat

and I will call the cops.

Okay, okay.

What I've learned in my history of being a guard here, especially when I have to

do a cavity search, it's always best to check the outside first and, you know,

get the perp nice and ready before I have to, you know, really get in there

search. Okay? Okay.

Sure. All right.

Perfect. Just like that.

Okay. It seems like you're nice and moist already. Let's go. If you can,

here, you can bend over.

Yes, bend over for me.

Just to double check that, you know, you don't have anything in there.

You know,

maybe shove some of the diamond ring up in there.

Okay?

Okay. I just want you to spread. There you go.

That's perfect.

Look at that. Uh -huh.

Can you just cough for me?

There's nothing in there. There's nothing in there.

Okay, just cough.

There we go.

Keep coughing.

I need to make sure there's nothing in there.

Can I just give you a couple more coughs?

There we go.

Keep coughing.

That's a good girl.

See, the further that you follow directions, the easier this will go for

okay? Okay.

All right, I'm just going to do a quick insertion real quick here.

Okay. Okay.

There's nothing in there, I swear.

I know.

I hear you, but I, you know, I just can't believe you, unfortunately, so I'm

just going to do this for a little bit and just double check for myself, okay?

Oh, my God.

You know what?

If you can help me out here a little bit, like I said, like if you comply, it

would help.

Spread your butt cheeks for me so I can get a little easier look.

Okay. Okay?

Okay. There we go. Okay.

Just like that.

Oh, my God. This is not necessary.

Please, please. This is very, very necessary. You know what wasn't

That when I gave you the opportunity to tell me the truth, you just lied to my

face.

I'm just trying to make ends meet. I hear you, but, like, there's other ways.

mean, shit, everything has a nun. You didn't think people would notice that?

Especially in that fucking outfit?

No. I mean, you could have been a little more incognito. I know. It was, like,

all I could find at the thrift store. It was the cheapest thing I could get.

Thrift store had that because I need to know.

All right.

Are you almost done?

No, no, I mean, I'll let you know when I'm almost done. I just want to double

check. Like I said, I'm going to do a very, very thorough job.

Okay, here we go.

I'm going to just try to get a nice little... There we go.

There's nothing in there. You're not going to find it. Okay.

I'll be the judge of that, all right? Okay.

There you go.

That's it.

That's it. There you go.

Okay.

Oh, my God.

Uh -huh.

I think I'm getting closer.

Oh, my God. Uh -huh.

I'm definitely getting closer.

Okay.

Just a couple more coughs of me, please.

One more.

Okay, okay. I didn't find anything.

You can tell me the truth on that.

That's very good for yourself.

And if you want, you can have a seat.

Can I put my clothes on?

Yeah, actually, how about just this?

No,

no, no, just this.

I know, we're going to get to the point of talking of how you're going to get

out of this situation.

So, step one starts with just one act, okay?

situation right now.

Well, who do you think you have to blame for that?

I've been doing this for like three years and you caught me.

Well, it seems like you picked off a couple of wrong people today, so I guess

today wasn't your day.

Do you want to sit?

Yeah, sit down.

You want to get out of this, right?

Yeah.

Yes.

Of course. You don't want to get arrested.

You don't want to go to jail, right?

No.

All right. Well, I think I can let you go. I mean, because, like, you know, you

did lie to me in the beginning. And, you know, halfway through everything, you

know, you were cooperating and being honest with me.

You know, and I really do appreciate that from you.

But if I do let you go, I also really, you know, I don't want you fired.

If I'm going to risk my job.

I'm just going to maybe need you to do me a favor.

A favor?

You know, do something for me, so, like... Do you want some of the money,

you want... No, no, you know, as much as this job is not very glorified or, you

know, nobody really wants to do it, I get paid pretty well, honestly.

But, you know, it's a lot of hours.

Nobody really respects me.

Daylight sucks.

I am kind of lonely.

So...

You're kind of fucking hot.

So I was thinking maybe you put on a little bit of a show for me.

You want me to do a show?

Yeah, you know, I always fantasize about a nun.

So I was thinking about how about you show me your pussy and you start to

masturbate. You know, I'm not actually a nun, though.

No, you're not, but the outfit and everything is...

So fucking hot that, you know, I'd love to just, you know, see you touch

yourself and make yourself come for me.

What? I mean, you want to get out of here, right?

Yes. I just don't want to call the cops.

Well, this is what I want.

For me to touch myself?

Yeah. Here? Yeah.

Here, right now. Right now? Yeah.

You've got to be out of your mind. No, absolutely not.

No, this is not right.

I feel like that's kind of fair. If I'm going to risk my job, I feel like a

little show is the proper reward.

Don't you agree?

I don't know about reward. I wouldn't put it like that.

You're putting me in a compromising situation.

I mean, you kind of did that to yourself.

You know, if you didn't do all that, then you wouldn't be here.

You know, I have the gold rings, I have the wallet, I have all of that cash.

I mean, what do you think is going to happen to you, huh? How long do you

you'll be spending in jail for?

I don't, I don't know.

It's a huge felony.

10 years, maybe 15. Oh my God, no.

What? I mean, a little show for me, or maybe 10 to 15 years in jail. Oh

my God.

With Bertha, I mean, you gotta, you know, you have a decision here to make.

So I think the show might be your best option.

What do you say?

We don't want to do this.

As long as it's going to get me out of this, okay? You promise?

Yes, I do. You really don't want to go to jail either, right? No. All right,

well.

I pray to God now.

You know...

How about you sit on the table?

Just on the table, okay?

You have a lot more room, you know? Okay.

And also, why don't you, uh... Also, throw some nun stuff out there. Act like

one while you're touching yourself, okay?

Some nun things? Okay.

Yeah.

Really give them to the wall.

All right?

And, uh, if you need those, I actually have a nice huge lube bottle right

If you need, just saying, you know.

I know you could be a little shy right now, so I totally understand.

Show me. Here you go.

Here you go.

I mean, I want you to play with yourself.

You know, make yourself calm. Like if you were home in your bedroom and I

here, right?

Because if you don't do a good job, I'm...

Going to have to call the cops regardless of you doing this show. I

good job. I have to be really good. I will do a good job. I will do a good

I want to see you come. And I can tell if you're faking it or not, okay? Okay.

Okay? Okay.

That doesn't really

sound like you're enjoying it.

I am. I'm enjoying it. I'm enjoying it.

I promise I'm enjoying it. You can do better than that.

Can I keep my eyes closed?

If that helps you, yes you can.

It's even better if the eyes are closed.

Fantasize about it every once in a while.

Keep doing that, and while you're talking to yourself, I want to hear you

God for forgiveness, okay?

Like I said, I want to give you a little one for this. Please, God, forgive me

for my sins.

God, forgive me for my sins.

Mm -hmm.

That's right.

Please, God. Keep going.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Let me hear it.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Oh, my God, I can't help but touch myself. Please, God.

It feels good.

Oh, my God. Why?

Oh, my God. Your penis is out.

Oh, my God.

That means you're doing a really good job. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

Come on. Don't stop. Let's go.

Oh, my God. I want to see you make yourself come, like I said.

Come on.

There we go.

I hear it now.

There

we

go.

for my sins. Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Oh, please, God.

Please, God, forgive me for my sins.

Let me hear you recite the Hail Mary.

Oh, my God, a Hail Mary full of grace.

The Lord is with me.

I drop that one and bless you through that one, Jesus. That's it. There you

Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners.

That's it.

That's it. There you go.

Well now I seem to have a problem

And that was just so good that it really got me turned on.

So, I think we're going to have to do something about this now.

What?

Really? Yeah, I think my offer is going to change.

You're going to do something to me, okay?

What?

Well, you know, I clearly have a boner. So,

how about you make me come now?

What?

Yeah. You come off the table, come down here on your knees, and, you know, just

make me cum.

Put my mouth on the end of it?

You gotta make me cum, right? So I'm gonna, you know, need you to do just as

good of a job as you just did right now.

You don't have a boyfriend in real life, right?

And your boyfriend wouldn't want you to be in jail for the next 10 to 15 years,

and I wouldn't.

So...

Yeah, what is this happening right now?

Come on.

Let's go.

Just like that. There you go.

Just like that.

Come on.

I thought you had a boyfriend.

I don't want to do this right now.

Okay, well, if you don't want to do this right now, well, I'll just... No, no,

no, no, no, it's fine, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Like I said, I'm going to need you to do a really, really good job for me, or

I'm going to leave it up to you.

Okay?

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Alright.

That's a really good start.

Yeah, I like all that.

You can make all the noises you want.

That'll just get me to come quickly.

Okay. I like when it's nice and loud.

If you can stroke it too.

You can do whatever you need to do to make it perfect, okay?

There you go.

Keep going.

Keep going. I'm trying.

I'm trying.

Remember, you don't want to go to jail, right?

You're doing a good job.

You'll be out of here, okay?

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Oh my

god,

that's so good.

Are you close?

No, no, no. Keep going.

I think I'm going to have to teach you a pretty valuable lesson today.

You're not understanding people, so you're going to need to prolong the

a little bit, okay?

Keep going. All right.

There you go.

right you put yourself here and now you have to get out of it okay

I thought this was just going to be like a blowjob.

Well, I mean, I said you need to make it come, right?

So... Oh, my God.

What? No.

No. No. No.

yes no uh -huh no all right well i can either just call the cops on you right

now okay no no it's fine okay go ahead whatever oh

my

god

Keep doing that and we're gonna be here forever If you want you can pretend that

I'm not your boyfriend, I mean I am your boyfriend close your eyes

Don't make you like it. Come on.

Okay. Okay. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying.

Oh, it's so good. Oh, fuck.

You're getting better than that.

Okay. Oh, fuck.

Yes. Okay. Give it to me. Yes. Oh, my God. Yes.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

That made me come a lot quicker.

Okay. Oh, my God. Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Yeah, a little bit of a nun -peak.

Come on.

Come on, nun -peak, please.

And the woman arose and did after the saying of the man of God.

And she went with her household and sojourned in the land of the Philistine

seven years.

Oh, God.

And it came to pass that those seven years end.

But the woman turned out of the land of the Philistines, and she went forth to

cry unto the king for her house and for her family.

Oh, God.

I don't even know.

Keep reading.

Okay. Keep reading.

Okay.

And the king talked to the servant of the man of God, saying, Tell me, I pray

thee, all the great things that Elisha hath done.

And it came to pass.

And it came to pass as he was telling the king how he had restored it. And by

the life of him, behold, the woman who had sung.

Oh, God.

That's all.

My fantasy is over for now.

Okay.

I'm just going to be able to stare at you.

And all of you. Yeah.

Okay.

I'm going to go get some more.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my God, it's so good.

Like, oh,

it's so good.

Oh.

I actually never have asked to perp this before, but... What?

You know, well, the fact that... Look, I'm also learning very quickly.

You know, you're just a personating or none.

I think I should make you do some dirty, dirty things, huh?

What? What?

Like, what?

I feel like you should let my fucking ass.

Your ass?

Yeah. Oh, God.

Yeah. That's right.

I'm asking at this point. It's so funny.

Okay. Okay.

I'll go.

Oh, yeah,

and I'm with that fucking hell.

This is what happens when you sin.

Right?

You gotta eat the devil's fucking ass.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

yes. Look at you.

Oh, man. Oh, what?

Yeah.

Oh,

there you go. I don't think this is the first time you're doing this, huh?

Oh, what the fuck?

Look at you.

You're 35.

Where are my fucking lips?

Hold on to me.

Oh, my God. That's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That's so beautiful.

It's so good.

Alright,

I'm gonna clean my balls.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh my God, you know what though?

finish here.

I'm gonna baptize you right now. What? Come on. Okay.

Come on.

Please, please, please, please, please.

All right, you're done.

You get the fuck out of here. I'm done, really?

Yeah, I'll delete everything.

You'll delete all the videos? Uh -huh, but one last thing.

What? I need you to look into this camera right here and say that you'll

ever steal again.

I will never steal again, I promise.

I will never, ever steal again.

All right, get the fuck out of here. Let's go.

Come on. I've got all day here. I've got a couple.

More perks to catch throughout this day. Okay.

Okay.

See you later.