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What's going on?

Dang it.

Anybody catch that missing hamster yet?
Henry's war on technology continues.

Maybe he's Amish.

Why can't I get my candy?

Who is messing with the wires on my foot
bath?

It's been a long week and I need to
soften these corns. We're dealing with

insatiable rodent. He's got me too.

Don't try to relate to me.

Found it!

Oh, come on, Henry. That's my breakfast.

Hey, y 'all. I have some important news.

I need everyone to put your hands
together for Templeton Doug, who just

his last day in the probation room!

Oh, look at this. So much change, man.
You were gone two and a half weeks.

That's right, my man. Did a two and a
half week stretch in the big house.

But then he got sprung early because
he's not...

Excuse me? I'm so sorry. That sounded
harsh. What I meant was, how?

I guess the powers that be saw my
heroics when I rescued Mama Rose's bear

from the mine shaft.

That was my rescue. Those were my
heroics. That team effort was all mine.

according to the media coverage and the
campaign materials that he sent out.

Probation room has a printer and mini
muffins on Thursdays. And several

who installed illegal toilet cameras.
Every toilet cam is illegal.

Everyone knows that.

Where's the two, three at?

Dinner tomorrow.

Gregor, 6 p .m., your treat.

Congratulations. An Animal Control
Officer of the Year nomination is a huge

honor. Thank you. Frank, thanks for
watching my desk while I was in the

but Daddy's home.

As long as we're ignoring the fact that
she's to ignore you, refer to yourself

as Daddy.

Ah, good to be back.

Hey, Victoria.

Don't talk to me. Come on, Frank. You
know, a win for anyone in this precinct

a win for us all.

This is not a win for us all. This is a
nightmare.

Worse. At least in my nightmares, I die
at the end. If Templeton wins, they're

going to give him my job. Templeton
would be the worst boss. He'd probably

a lactation room and then be all weird
about it. Yeah, his teacher harassment

training would just be how to do more of
it. I think I have a solution to avoid

this dystopian future.

I get nominated and win the award
instead.

Why do all of your fixes involve
personal glory?

Guys, my plan has something for
everyone.

Emily keeps her gig, Templeton doesn't
win, and I get to bask in his misery.

Plus the personal glory.

Plus that.

Okay, well, whatever we decide to do, we
have to keep it within this circle. The

roof crib. Okay, so what's the plan? How
do we get Frank the knob? We could

break up a fighting ring. Oh, dog
fighting. Oh, cow fighting. I hear

new one. I love that. I'm also picturing
you walking out of an animal testing

facility carrying baby monkeys in full
faces of makeup.

Play. No, it's got to be bigger.

Something people have tried but never
accomplished. I'm talking about the e

of animal control.

Wait. You're not seducing. I am.

Tomorrow, I'm going to save 24 animals
in 24 hours.

Whoa. Jack Bauer?

Who's Jack Bauer?

The show 24.

I don't know it. Jack Bauer was a hero
who kidnapped, tortured, and murdered

within a span of 24 hours. I'm going to
do the animal rescue version of that. Is

that even possible?

It's insane. A guy came close in 2013.

He fell asleep.

Drove his truck into a flower stand. The
crime scene smelled exquisite. We're

going to have to set up shifts to keep
Grandpa away.

Would a grandpa have stayed up all night
watching the debut of MTV?

I can side channel with dispatch and
relay all calls to truck 12.

Use channel 8 on the radio so Templeton
and his lackeys can't hear. That's what

we do. We want to make fun of people.

We want to make fun of people behind
their backs. Shut up. Everybody be cool.

She's not in the circle.

Hey, boss. You're late for your work
-life balance webinar.

Oh, that can wait. We're working.

You're doing a Jack Bauer, right?

I heard you. It's a pretty long walk
across the room.

Bethany's in the circle. Yeah, come on
in. So I will do whatever it takes. I

just have a hard act to see Twilight.
The 20 -year -old vampire movie? Explain

yourself. It's a special midnight
showing.

I bought tickets months ago. I want to
apologize for who I am.

Okay, the most important thing is that
this stays between the six of us. The

future of our precinct and our very
lives depend on it.

Yeah, I really think you should go to
that webinar.

That's a whole lot of trucker, buddy.
Yeah, no stopping. I can hit up to 45

miles per hour with very little
spilling. All right, for this to be

need a picture of you with the clock at
the start. 7 a .m. to 7 a .m. You got

this. In five seconds. Four, three, two,
one.

Just drove past the stray dogs, didn't
he?

I'll grab my catch, Paul. Yes.

Hey, buddy!

Yeah!

All right!

One down, 23 to go. Nice. And she's a
cutie, too. Ow!

Ooh, she get ya? Yeah.

Here, let me see that.

All the way through the thumbnail.

Wait.

Is this your first bite? Yeah, but it's
no big deal. I think it's fine. Damn it,

we gotta get you back to the precinct.
Come on. Wait, why?

No time to argue. Every second counts.
Wait, why? Take your energy! Run!

Congratulations.

You're a man now.

Let's get you on the wall of pain, huh?
All right, then we're gone. Clock's

ticking.

All right.

Stay out.

Out. So what finally got you?

Oh, it was just a little kitten. Oh,
yeah, buddy, that could get infected.

mouth is filthier than a port -a -potty
at a county fair. We're going to need

eyes on that butt.

Oh, Nancy, hello. Yeah, buddy, we're
definitely going to the ER.

Don't worry. We've been tons of times.
I'll show you the ropes.

Oncology's got stuff, sir.

But I can't go to the hospital. Frank
needs me.

Dan, you're clocking in early. Let's go.

Let's roll.

Hey, Frank.

I feel like I failed you today. Don't be
ridiculous.

You fail me every day.

All right.

What are you scurrying off to, little
mouth?

Is there a hunk of cheese I don't know
about?

Shred's first bite.

Take him to the ER.

How did he get his first bite? I didn't
hear a call over the radio. Well, did

you make sure your radio was on? Because
sometimes I'll forget to turn my radio

on and I'll miss hours of calls.

Trying to make me do it, huh?

Fine. Calling in my IOU. Remember when
you needed all those dogs for the kennel

groundbreaking?

You owe me. This isn't IOU worthy. I
guess we'll just have to tell Emily you

took the company truck for unauthorized
personal use.

You can't prove that.

Vashon Island, family camping trip,
early August.

I had to take it. I couldn't get through
all that mud in my minivan. It is deep.

Not as deep as you'll be in it when
Emily finds out.

There's no light in your eyes anymore,
Templeton.

The probation room has changed you.

Okay, fine.

Frank's going to try to catch 24 animals
in 24 hours.

He's pulling a Jack Bauer. He's going
after my nomination.

No, no, no, it's good. He broke it. He
broke it.

I'm cool. It's cool.

These red teens have been squatting in
that lady's attic for months.

They picked the right day to move out.
They must pay Templeton, too.

Aloyda, truck 12. Guys, a missing
cockatiel was spotted on the 500 block

Rainier Avenue.

We're on it. Better go grab that bird
before you watch Teen Vampire Bone.

Teen? Edward Pellen is 104.

You're pretty quick. Three periods.

Okay, let's not make this more dramatic
than it is. Blair Factor's in a

nomination. What are you doing here?

Oh, just rescuing a cockatiel.

I found him beak deep in a crunchwrap
Sabrina.

It was our call. We're all one team,
Frank.

Remember what Emily said?

A win for anyone in the precinct is a
win for us all.

Excuse me.

Oh, yeah. Silly doo -doo busy.

Templeton's on to us. I don't know how.
We took every precaution. It's something

I never do.

If they know we're doing a Jack Bauer,
that means somebody told them.

We have a mole.

I've never taken this many medicines yet
once before. Is this normal?

My record's 18 to one mouthful. Oh,
nope.

I'll get it.

Victoria, drink and shred. It's my usual
post -bite shake.

Doctor said he gets to keep his finger.
For now.

What? That's great. We got scooped by
Templeton, which means we have a mole

among us.

What? Bro, that is crazy.

Hey, screw up the camera. I want to see
what's beer in their eyes.

people who knew about our plan were on
the roof. So let the accusations begin.

Okay, hot take. I think Emily sold us
out. What? Emily would never lie,

especially about something that might
threaten her own job. I'll say it.

I think it could be Shred. You've got a
weird work mom thing going on with

Daisy. For the record, I am not a fan of
that dynamic, and I have been actively

discouraging her, and I, I think it
could be Patel. He hasn't helped Frank

all today. That's because I'm sitting
here helping you. That leaves you, Sans.

You've been undermining me since the
moment you got in this truck.

More like since the moment we met.

Oh, my God. Wait.

No, it can't be. What? I don't even want
to say it. Say it. Say it.

Bethany.

Bethany. She crashed our secret rooftop
meeting. Bethany loves Emily. That makes

no sense. But she's always on Emily's
case about work -life balance.

Maybe she's trying to remove the work
part altogether.

Bethany, no.

Bummer. Okay, I'm going to talk to you
guys later.

I just got chills, man.

Chills? Nausea and night incontinence.
Cat bites are no joke.

All right, what's up? Victoria said you
wanted to talk about your Keeper

Sutherland thing. Time for talking is
over. Now you're going to listen.

Okay. Anything you want to say to her?
So you do want me to talk? Don't make

this harder than it needs to be.

Oh, you need to stand back. You leaked
our secret mission to Templeton and to

Daisy. Oh, my God.

That was awesome. High five. What was
that sound?

Frank Popple.

Oh. Okay, so someone told Templeton and
Daisy about the Jack Bauer. And you

suspected Bettany, the woman who tracks
my period on her phone? How did you even

come up with that?

Right, I guess we thought that maybe she
was protecting you from burnout. She

has Tinker Tailor Soldier spy energy.

Fell asleep during that one, but pretty
sure it's full of double crossing.

Frank, you are wasting your time. And I
sent you a call about a box of guinea

pigs on the side of the road. I mean,
you are not going to find an easier

rescue.

Oh, great.

There goes Templeton's boys with the
easy rescue.

Okay, this ends now. I don't know who
the mole is, but we know who he's

reporting to.

Benny, want to be my backup? No.

Very good.

To my man T -Rex, the two -threes film
to be officer of the year.

Now, how structurally sound is this
tower? Because I'm about to jenga a load

-bearing crevly.

Frank Shaw, as I live and breathe.

You're two worse qualities.

Chicken tenders at a steakhouse? They're
not on the menu. Chef makes them

special. I'm on a tight schedule, so
I'll make this quick.

There are two moles.

The suspicious one on your left hand and
the one in my inner circle.

I want names. You want to call this one
Cindy Crawford.

And for that other mole, that's a
mystery you'll never solve. They gave me

whole block of parm.

Deal.

It's not what it looks like. I had to
get a second job working here.

I'll be right back with your salad.

You hear me?

They're way past the salad course. I'm
sorry.

I'm tempted to threaten my job, and I
need the money, Frank. I'm broke. But

can afford a kilt. It's a high school
uniform.

I don't know how we're the same waist. I
hate myself for this, Frank.

You all make me sick.

I feel sick, too, but I'm powering
through. You've lost too much time.

well stay. Good opportunity to hobnob
with your future boss.

Well, now that I've plugged the leak,
nothing can get in my way.

Frank. Whoa!

Careful.

The floor's a little uneven here. I hit
you all.

So disappointing.

Stay with your new team, turn -kilt.

I've always wanted a clever nickname.

But at what cost?

What was that?

Sorry, I just thought the bunnies were
teaming up on me or something.

Hey, I think maybe the cat fight really
got to you. Hey! Oh, my.

Wait, why is Shreed so sweaty?

Did I walk in on you guys doing it? No,
no, no. Oh, my God. Such a good Edward.

No, he was like this when I walked in.

Do you want to go back to the hospital?
Could we actually have this conversation

away from the crates of teeth?

Pull your hand out straight.

You've got the yips.

The yips? I had them, too, after my
first bite. Lesser eps, though. I

sleep for weeks. I need my sleep. I'm
still growing. Well, how did you get

through it?

Frank helped me with a mixture of
immersion therapy and insults. But

he's busy, I've got a long night ahead
of you. Okay, that was fun. No, no, no,

Victoria, please. You can't go. I mean,
let's...

Look at him. It's the 15th anniversary
of the fourth film.

You go. I can do my job while avoiding
animals.

Victoria.

Victoria.

Fine.

Fine. But if I see on Instagram that
they did a swag bag giveaway, I will

you myself.

14.

How many is that? You just said 14.
Okay, well, why don't you get off my

Two hours after my usual bedtime.

You better be the nine.

Why is Shred whimpering? Yips.

It's all falling apart.

Shred is cat -bite delirium. Patel is
dead to me. Victoria is distracted by

supernatural erotica.

Yeah. It's over, guys. Might as well
shave our calves now.

Get ready for kilt season. Whoa, whoa,
whoa. No, no, no, no. You can't quit on

me now, okay? I need you.

I'll ride with you. Yeah, I'll keep you
awake.

Oh, I'm losing you. Okay, just imagine
Templeton's demonic grin as he wears

Officer of the Year medal around his
neck for the rest of time. You are the

one who can stop him. Come on, wait in
ages. You got this, man.

What do you say, Frank? Come on.

Oh, God.

Oh! What'd I miss?

You agreed to complete the bower?

Yeah, I know that. Why don't you get out
of my way?

The cabin door creaked open.

There stood the counselor with a knife
in one hand, and in the other hand, her

own head.

How'd she open the door?

I don't know, but it really happened at
the camp that I went to.

Oh, uh, dispatch, go for Emily.

Yes, great. We will be right there.

Golden retriever on the corner of 14th
and Clinton. Go, go, go, go!

Something's going on with this dog.
She's panting, shivering.

Mammary glands are enlarged. I wish I
had enlarged mammary glands.

Sorry, I am punchy. I'm actually happy
with my body. I'm also happy with my

body. Yeah, Frank, we know.

Oh.

What do we have here?

What?

Frank's up to 23 animals.

What? How?

He picked up a dog that gave birth to
five puppies.

All right, I had a straight flush. Did
anyone beat that?

Okay. We have to expose you to your
fears until you no longer have a panic

response. I feel better already, so
let's just leave this room right away.

no, no, no.

Here's the thing, Shred. If you can
carry the cat that bit you, you can do

anything. She doesn't want to hurt you.

She doesn't? No.

Just breathe.

Yeah, I am. This terror is a cutie again
somehow.

So cute.

Hey,

not sure if you heard.

Turned killed.

Okay, so we're going to be sticking with
that nickname. Good.

Safe to assume it was you guys that put
the cantoon on my locker? Twas. Yeah.

You should see what we did to your
showers, the biz.

Those were a gift.

Rain, seriously?

I didn't take God for a Templeton guy.
We live in a world where Templeton

exists. There is no God. Like I said,
the lamb escaped from the wooden park

petting zoo. I know I'm exhausted, but
if I were a lamb, where would I be?

That's him.

Someday that electrical box is going to
have a plaque with my name on it.

Like a lamb to the slaughter, I've led
you to your own demise.

You're out of time.

Oh, oh, okay.

I heard scenes ripping. Did you yank my
head off? I'll never be silent.

Okay. Templeton, you stop it right now.
This is your boss speaking. Not for

long. Bye.

Oh,

wow.

Templeton beat us. We were so close.

I don't know. Maybe Templeton should
just take over the precinct.

What? I mean, he can't do any worse than
I have. I feel like I've completely

flubbed this merger.

Coming from somebody who hates himself?

You're being a little harsh on yourself.

Really? Because the precinct is
completely dysfunctional right now. I

have... moles, secret factions.

I formed a roof crew. That's pretty much
a total leadership fail. All right. But

what it's worth, I wasn't trying to stop
Templeton from taking your job just

because it was Templeton. You're a good
boss.

You don't have to say that. No, you put
up with so much nonsense. I couldn't do

it. I'd probably murder someone.

Well, thank you. I could easily cry
right now, but I know you hate emotion,

won't do it. See?

Good boss.

That last part probably should have come
from me. We got 26 minutes to get back

to the precinct. My shortcut can get
there in 20. Great, let's go.

Right, yeah.

He fell for the second oldest trick in
the book. When you were stumbling around

that park, Daisy drained your tank.

Sucked it right into my civic.

Looks like another failure for Frank and
the tutu.

win this thing, you're gonna sit there
stroking your rooster.

Pac was right there, Patel. How did you
find us? Temple didn't date. People got

to take me off the group check.

Reverse betrayal.

Which erased my earlier betrayal, right?
No. The ongoing process. Out. No, this

is my name. You heard the man. I
don't... What are you... Wait. Hold

on, guys. Hey!

Grains resorted.

Sand traps refilled.

You did it, Howard.

This part four is the one you're going
to remember it for.

Officer of the Year nomination photo.

Keep wanting more. Good idea. Yeah.

Congratulations, Frank. 24 animals in 24
hours.

Supposed to be a worthy candidate.

If you're nominated.

Hopefully none of your sexist posts
resurface. The Lindsay Lohan turns 18

countdown clock was my brother.

Liar.

You guys look so stupid.

Almost worth missing a screening.

His mustache feels right.

Who are you supposed to be? Taylor
Lautner. He doesn't wear a shirt. I

wear a shirt. Who the hell are you? I'm
baby Renes Max. Okay, too much talking,

not enough movie.

Wait, Frank, you got a nomination.

Officer of the Year?

I got it.

I got it.

I wish I had a shirt to rip off. That's
so great. Sit down and shut up, guys,

okay? We're starting the movie now.

Hey.

Let's turn that off.

I'm going to kill that hamster.

Dennis Leary in an all new Going Dutch
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