All language subtitles for 321de_321en_final

Joe, wieso sagst du nicht, dass du den
Kühlschrank abtaust? Mein Essen war da

drin. Hey, Catherine, ich taue den
Kühlschrank ab.

Vielen Dank.

Oh, mein Gott, da bleibt doch hier das
Herz stehen, du Idiot.

Erwischt, erwischt. Joe, ich hab's hier
erwischt. Gut gemacht, Kleiner.

Raus da, Matthew. Es tut mir leid.

Hey!

Hmm?

Gewonnen, Kevin!

Mr.

James, this took your life.

Ich hatte euch beide.

Ich habe euch geschafft.

Ja, bestens.

Kommen Sie, Mr. James.

Damit kommen Sie bei uns nicht durch.

Aufstehen, Mr. James.

Jamie?

Mr. James had an unforeseeable
myocardial infarction. A weak heart

He is still unconscious, but he will
recover quickly in the next few days.

Uh -huh. Um, the cardiogram?

Looks good.

Good. Does he have arrhythmia?

How is the blood pressure?

It's all in the normal range. No reason
to worry.

Mr. James has a big heart. Yeah, he's
like a father. No, I mean medically.

The thing is huge.

Unusual. Thanks.

Oh, my God.

Oops. Ach, und sollte es mir wirklich
noch irgendwie gelungen sein, die Harlem

Globetrotters zu kaufen, schick sie
rüber, vielleicht machen sie ein paar

Übungen oder so. Ich steh dem verrückten
Haufen zu gern dran.

Warte.

Er ist hinter den Globetrotters schon
eine ganze Weile her, aber... Wir werden

übergangsweise ein paar Leute anstellen
müssen, die den Sender am Laufen halten,

während wir hier sind. Nein, nein, nein,
nein, Mr. James hat absolut

klargestellt, er möchte, dass der
Betrieb völlig normal weitergeht.

Sieht nicht so aus, als wäre das
business as usual.

At least Cindy Globetrotter is not here.

Excuse me, Doctor.

I would like to speak to someone who is
responsible here.

She would be right.

Nothing wrong.

What can I do for you?

We wanted to ask if there is anything we
can do.

Yes, there is indeed.

Mr. James should have a few friendly
voices around him.

Maybe it would be best if your crew
could talk to him around the clock.

Only talking to him?

Exactly. Even if a patient in this
stadium can't actually hear you, it's

the familiar voices that carry you
through.

I can only say, this is the most
peculiar thing I've ever been asked for.

So, if it's unpleasant for you, I
wouldn't want anyone to know. Don't get

wrong, I love Jimmy.

I wish Matthew hadn't missed him a heavy
fall.

He just woke up.

Er hält ein klitzekleines Nickerchen. Es
geht ihm glänzend. Wirklich, wirklich,

wirklich. Okay? Glänzen, glänzen,
glänzen.

Nun, es passiert nicht zum ersten Mal,
dass meine Stimme ein Leben rettet. Was

meinst du damit?

Erinnere dich, letztes Jahr, der Kerl,
der vor den Bus gelaufen ist. Achtung!

Leben gerettet. Keine Umstände, keine
Kosten.

Da antwortet doch der junge Mann, nein,
ich sagte Schrittmacher, nicht

Fitmacher.

Das ist eine runde Herzattacken -Humor
für Sie. Ich dachte, der würde Ihnen

gefallen. Stört es Sie, wenn ich rauche?

Kleiner Staat.

Bill? Ich kann gerade nicht, Dave. Dr.
McNeil verabreicht seine Spezialmedizin.

Ich möchte dich trotzdem kurz in meinem
Büro sprechen.

Okie dokie.

Dass Sie ja nicht weggehen, Jimmy. Und
wenn doch, bitte vergessen Sie das

Verlängerungskabel nicht.

Naja, weil er doch überall... Schon gut.

Joe, would you please stay with him a
little bit?

I'm talking about your horrible and
horribly inappropriate jokes that you

Some people have a different way of
dealing with sadness, my friend. And

way is to make jokes with a man who
can't defend himself.

That's male friendship.

Get used to it.

Bill, that's not male friendship.

So please, you wouldn't recognize male
friendship if she lets you stand in the

rain all night long.

Bill, it's insensitive and
inappropriate, and I expect you to stop

could, but the more I get upset, the
worse this urge gets. Yes.

Can't you be serious and normal?

In real life, no.

What do you mean, in real life? When I
go on a date, I open myself completely,

with all my heart.

Bill, you make news, weather and
traffic.

But with all my heart.

And earlier, when I was a DJ in my
college center, I learned my heart from

midnight to six in the morning. Better
than any therapy.

Dann tu doch einfach so, als ob du immer
noch bei deinem College Sender wärst.

Du wirst doch nicht von mir verlangen,
dass ich Pott rauche.

Es ist doch so. Sie sind von der Schule
geflogen. Ich bin von der Schule

geflogen. Sie sind Multimilliardär.

Ich bin Elektriker.

Das ist schon ätzend.

Ich meine, Jimmy, was ich sagen will,
ist... Vielleicht hören Sie mich ja.

halten Sie den Daumen so. Denn so
schlägt Bobby Ohida seine Knöchelbälle.

Hello, Lisa. You can go now, I'll take
over. Give me another half a minute with

him. Sure.

Thank you.

So, what I want to say is, you're a role
model for me.

And I've never had a role model before.

Except for John Gotti.

And I've never met him either.

Only once, I followed him home and
climbed over the fence.

But that wasn't a very good idea.

Anyway, Jimmy, take care of yourself and
be healthy.

Hi,

Mr. James.

It's me, Lisa.

And I'm not really sure what I'm
supposed to talk to you about, so I'm

going to try and speak openly and
honestly from my heart.

Which doesn't come naturally.

But fortunately, I've taken some time to
delineate all of my various feelings

and write them down on these index
cards.

Which actually I've also sequentialized
in order to maximize emotional utility.

Okay. Okay.

Well,

that one's stupid.

I hope you get better.

Well, obviously that goes without
saying. I really didn't have a lot of

prepare these.

Okay, you know what?

I'm just going to be honest.

You know, you have not made things easy
for me, Mr. James.

You know, you are the only person I have
met who has achieved more of his life

goals than I have.

But, you know, on the other hand, it
does keep me from getting complacent

because, you know, I look at you and I
think of all the things I want to

accomplish before I die.

Ah.

I mean, before I die. No, I mean,
before... Yeah, anyway, you know,

actually, I have conveniently enumerated
all of my goals on card number 14C,

which is... It's right there.

Yeah,

see, here it is.

Financial independence, check.

Uh, mentioned in the New York Times for
the age of 30. Check.

Double 800s on my SATs.

Some of these are kind of old, but
nonetheless, check.

Achieved 10 -year career plan in five
years.

Lisa.

Huh? Uh, you're supposed to be talking
to him. I was.

I just, I just, I realized something,
though.

What? Well, it's kind of major.

What is it?

I'm very serious.

What is it already?

I want to have a baby.

What? Oh, my God.

All right, let's take this calmly and
rationally, one step at a time, all

right? So where were we? I want to have
a baby.

When? Now.

I don't think you're taking into account
the gestation period.

No, now, I mean nine months from now,
now. You know what I mean. Yeah, and how

long have you felt this way? I don't
know. I was just in there talking to

about all the things I've accomplished
in my life and all the things I want to

accomplish, and I had a revelation.

Lisa, you can't make a decision this big
in the blink of an eye. Dave, you can't

make a decision this big in the blink of
an eye. All the important decisions

I've made in my life have happened just
like this. This fast? Yeah.

I remember in college, April 25th, 1985,
I was sitting on the steps of the

library, eating a cheesesteak sub, when
boom, it hit me. Radio journalism.

And here I am.

And what were you thinking before that?

That I wish I had ordered ketchup for my
cheesesteak.

No, no, no, no. I meant by that, what
were you thinking about as a career

that? I wanted to be a forest ranger.

You wanted to be a forest ranger. Yes,
Dave, but that was then. This is now.

it's time to have a baby with you.

You know what? This isn't how I expected
this to come up, all right?

I mean, don't you think we should... You
know, get

married. We should get married.

Why? Well, because I love you and I want
to spend my life with you.

It's time to get married.

No.

I want to have the baby, and then maybe
later we can have a discussion about

getting married.

Okay, and who will be in on this
discussion? Will it just be you and the

or will I have any input at all?

All right, I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I know that this must be a

shock to you.

Yeah,

it is a little, yeah, yeah.

I'm just going to need a little time to
think about it, all right? Okay, that's

fine, I understand.

Thanks. Okay.

I'm going to need a little more than 30
seconds, all right?

Okay, fine, I'll be back in five
minutes. Oh, thanks for your patience.

Thanks, Joe.

Hey, no problem, dude. I hope it helps.

What the hell's that smell?

It's the incense we used to use back at
my college station.

Ebony lust.

Throw the lights on the way out, would
you please? You got it, bro.

Rolling right up on the witching hour.

It's three o 'clock.

This is Bill McNeil, the bad boy of
WFIB.

The one and only.

I'd like to take a moment right now to
rap to a solid dude out there who's

through some tough times.

When I think of my personal heroes, who
do I think of?

Thelonious Monk, of course.

John Coltrane, Jack Kerouac, Carl
Vonnegut, and that slow

-walking, smooth -talking badass they
call simply Jimbo.

This one goes out to you, my man.

Let's take a slow ride with Boghat.

Slow ride!

There is a procedure that people follow.

You know, they... You see, they meet,
and then they fall in love, then they

married, and then they have babies.
Well, that's how some people do it, yes.

That is how normal people do it. Well,
I'm not normal, I guess.

But I am. I am thoroughly and completely
normal. Yeah, I know you are.

Dave, I know you are, and that's why I
love you and think that you would make

the perfect father for my baby.

So come on, give me... No, no.

And what about your career? I mean,
you're the last person I see giving up

job. I'm not going to quit my job.

No, I can do both. I only sleep three
hours a night anyway.

Oh, great. So what are we going to do?
We're going to turn the break room into

daycare center?

Yes, after the nursing home shuts down,
maybe.

You know what?

I have an idea.

You could quit your job and then you
could stay home with the baby.

Just like John Lennon.

Yeah, that worked out great for him.

all these things about you, but most...
But most of all,

Jimmy, I admire the way you stick it to
Bill day in, day out.

Why the fuck can you make that boy
sweat?

You know what you should try sometime?

You should tell him he's fired.

But then tell him that you won't fire
him if he can guess.

why he's fired.

Uh,

Catherine? Oh, yeah?

Uh, do you mind if I take over for a
minute? Well, of course not, Dave, but

have, you know, about 15 minutes till
your shift.

Oh, I know. I just need to get some
advice.

So then, uh, here we are. Um, I sure
wish you were awake right now because I,

uh... Well, I'm thoroughly confused, and
usually when I'm confused, you're the

one I go to.

Generally speaking, you manage to
confuse me even further.

But somehow it always helps me to figure
out what I should do.

Well, here's the situation, as I
understand it.

Letha has decided that she wants to have
a baby, but that she doesn't want to

get married.

Now, I know that if you're awake, you
would probably say something like, well,

son, why milk the cow when you got a
fridge full of steaks?

And I would probably say, that makes
absolutely no sense, sir.

And then I'm sure you would say, oh,
well, it sure sounded like it made sense

when that guy Chuck Connors said it in
that movie Chinatown.

And I would be forced to say, well, sir,
Chuck Connors wasn't in the movie

Chinatown. And I'm sure you would come
back with, well, Dave, if I wanted to

have this conversation, I'd have hired
that guy Cisco Liebert to do your job.

And I would say, sir, Siskel and Ebert
are two guys, and I'm sure you would

come back with, Dave, just because a man
is fat is no reason to make fun of him.

Fine, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine.

I swear, if Mr. James survives the
little nap he's taking, I'm going to

my whole life.

Oh, yeah? How are you going to do that?

Well, I'll tell you.

For one thing, I'm not going to jump out
of refrigerators and yell blah anymore.

But we still love your wonderful pranks.

And I'm not going to jump out of break
room cabinets and yell blah anymore.

And I'm not going to jump out from under
the table while you two are on the air

and yell blah. The whole blah thing is
out.

That's very professional of you.

You know what else?

I'm done pretending to fall down all the
time just to make people laugh.

Dude, you weren't pretending.

Was I or wasn't I?

That's the prank.

Regardless, I'm done with it. I'm done.
Say hello to the new Matthew Brock.

Hello, new Matthew Brock.

Well, if he wasn't in the rifleman, he
just wrote it.

Hi. Hi.

What's so funny?

Something Mr. James said.

Did he say something?

Oh, no, I mean something he would have
said.

Never mind.

No,

I'm sorry. I haven't come up with a
decision yet.

That's okay.

It's okay, really. I mean, I think that
the main reason that...

The whole baby thing came up all of a
sudden. It's just because of Jimmy and

everything. Yeah, I know. This has been
a traumatic time. I don't think anyone's

thinking that clearly.

Oh, no. I'm thinking more clearly than
ever.

Meaning?

Meaning I want to have a baby
immediately.

And I want to get married at an
unspecified time in the near future.

I would be a bad mother? Is that what
this is all about? No.

No, that's not it at all. No, it's just
you can't have everything and you can't

have it all at once. Well, my mother had
six kids and she never stopped working.

Well, maybe that's why you turned out
the way you did.

And which way is that? Excuse me. Just a
second. And which way is that? Which

way? Which way? Which way? Not normal.
That is which way. Oh, really?

Could I say something? Mr. James,
please.

Oh.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Hey. Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, I think so.

Would you guys do me a favor? Yeah.
Sure. Good.

Good. Could you come closer?

Ah, yes. Could you two please just shut
the hell up?

Hey!

Looks like Dorothy's back in Kansas.

How are you feeling, Jimmy?

Oh, I think I'm feeling. I'm feeling
like crap.

Remember any of us talking to you?

No, no, not really.

The only thing I remember is I was
walking down this long, dark hallway

a bright light, and then...

Behind me, I could hear Dave and Lisa
arguing. I want a baby.

A what? A baby.

Boy, you can't have a damn baby. And on
and on and on and on and on. And then,

you know, I listened to that for a
second. Then I started running towards

bright light.

And then something very strange
happened.

Well, what? Far away, far away, I could
hear the most wonderful music.

You know, Slow Ride by Foghat? You know
that song?

Well, I heard that, and I thought, man,
oh, man, I'd love to hear that song one

more time. So that's why I came back.

Yeah, that's it. That's one, Bill.

All right, I heard it again. My work
here is done. Goodbye.

Doctor!

Doctor, God!

No, no, really serious. You know what I
need? I need to get me a Wall Street

Journal, a big old bowl of pudding, and
Bill, you got any foreigner or cheap

trick over there?

Coming in.

Yeah, good. Can somebody tell me
something? Why the hell am I lying here

office? Shouldn't I be in a damn
hospital or something?

I'm trying out loud.

Hello, everyone.

If you are watching this, then I have
been...

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