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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,990 --> 00:00:23,990 Babe, what's wrong? 2 00:00:25,450 --> 00:00:27,370 Nothing. I'm fine. 3 00:00:29,610 --> 00:00:31,290 You seem a little stressed out. 4 00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:34,910 I'm really stressed, but I'll be okay. 5 00:00:35,170 --> 00:00:39,410 Well, why don't you come sit down and talk to me about it? 6 00:00:40,430 --> 00:00:45,230 I'm not really sure that... I don't know. 7 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:48,720 Come sit down, babe. 8 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,000 I'm a little worried. 9 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,260 All right, listen. Come and talk to me. All right, listen. 10 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,040 Promise me you're not going to be mad. 11 00:00:58,440 --> 00:00:59,580 I can't promise that. 12 00:01:00,580 --> 00:01:04,120 Well... I'm sure it's no big deal. Just spit it out. 13 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:09,720 Well, you know, we play cards at work every Thursday, right? You knew this. 14 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:16,520 Yeah. Yeah, well... Last Thursday, I just... 15 00:01:17,180 --> 00:01:18,180 Went a little big. 16 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,320 And... I lost pretty big. 17 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,240 I... Wait. 18 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,980 I thought we agreed that you were going to stop gambling like that. I know, I 19 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:34,860 know, but babe, it was a sure thing. Like, I had, like... Obviously, it's 20 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:38,440 gambling. It's not a sure thing. Well, I got beat by a flush. Like, there's 21 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:42,240 nothing else that could have happened. Like, it was the worst hand I could have 22 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,240 drew. 23 00:01:44,260 --> 00:01:45,260 Okay, so... 24 00:01:46,179 --> 00:01:48,260 You're stressed because you lost a little bit of money. 25 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:52,100 Well, it was kind of a lot. 26 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:58,020 And, um, you know Sly that I work with? 27 00:01:59,020 --> 00:02:02,300 I don't know. Maybe you don't know him. I'm not sure. 28 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,540 The guy with the braids? 29 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:06,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 30 00:02:07,340 --> 00:02:11,160 He's coming over to collect pretty soon. 31 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,850 Collect? The money that you owe him? 32 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,850 The money that I don't have right now. 33 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:21,670 Babe, I'm tapped out. 34 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,350 Like, I spent everything. 35 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:27,970 Oh, my God. 36 00:02:28,230 --> 00:02:29,230 I'm sorry. 37 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:36,170 I... I... I'm... Let me just... I need 38 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:37,170 to check the bank account. 39 00:02:39,470 --> 00:02:41,650 Maybe we can handle this debt together? 40 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:43,910 Um... 41 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:49,460 Well, I kind of... I kind of tapped that out, too. 42 00:02:49,780 --> 00:02:50,780 Come in. 43 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:58,360 Hey, Sly, what's happening? 44 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:03,100 Well, see, here's the thing. 45 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,220 Why don't you just have a seat real quick, please? 46 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:20,940 Well, first of all, this is my wife, Andy. Andy, I think you guys have met 47 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:22,020 before. Hi. 48 00:03:22,260 --> 00:03:24,380 Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you as well. 49 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,600 Nice to see you again. 50 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:33,100 So, um, I don't really have the money that I owe you. 51 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,280 Huh. 52 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:38,740 Well, you know what? 53 00:03:39,980 --> 00:03:42,180 Your wife is looking pretty good over here. 54 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,520 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 55 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:47,280 I mean, you don't got the money, you know what I mean? 56 00:03:48,040 --> 00:03:52,480 Listen, this is my wife we're talking about. I'm just saying, like, I'll get 57 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:53,780 the money. I just need time. 58 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:58,380 I don't really have a lot of time. 59 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:04,360 But how about just let me fuck your wife? 60 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:12,880 For a debt exchange? 61 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,550 Yeah, that sounds like a good deal to me. 62 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:20,110 Yeah, I... Dude, I... That's really not a great idea. 63 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:26,410 Can you excuse us for a second? Let me just go into another room and talk to my 64 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:27,850 husband. Take your time. 65 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,630 I need to talk to you. 66 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:30,850 Oh, boy. 67 00:04:32,130 --> 00:04:37,690 Dude, now... Fuck, all right. Are you fucking kidding me right now? 68 00:04:37,990 --> 00:04:39,410 Babe, I'm really sorry. 69 00:04:40,910 --> 00:04:43,110 I have to fuck this guy to clear your debt? 70 00:04:43,330 --> 00:04:46,250 Like, what about taking a second mortgage on the house? 71 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:49,390 What about the car? We could sell your car. 72 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:55,570 Well, I kind of already did the car, and 73 00:04:55,570 --> 00:04:58,150 the house is tapped. 74 00:04:58,350 --> 00:05:00,670 Like, we don't have any more equity left in the house. 75 00:05:02,390 --> 00:05:03,390 Oh, my God. 76 00:05:04,450 --> 00:05:05,590 You idiot. 77 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,730 Fine. 78 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:08,969 That's fine. 79 00:05:08,970 --> 00:05:10,350 I will fuck this guy. 80 00:05:10,830 --> 00:05:11,749 For you. 81 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,750 This is it. 82 00:05:12,850 --> 00:05:13,850 This is it. 83 00:05:14,750 --> 00:05:17,450 I'm not playing with you. I know. I know. 84 00:05:18,890 --> 00:05:22,870 I... Hey, uh, Fly? 85 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:30,370 What's up, man? 86 00:05:30,730 --> 00:05:33,450 So, we had a little conversation. 87 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:35,310 Oh, yeah? 88 00:05:35,730 --> 00:05:39,470 And, um... I guess... 89 00:05:40,430 --> 00:05:44,590 We're going to go through with your offer. 90 00:05:45,530 --> 00:05:47,890 Sounds like a good idea. 91 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:54,870 Okay, so I just want to make things clear. If I do this, if I fuck you, he's 92 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:55,870 cleared, right? 93 00:05:56,170 --> 00:05:57,270 Yeah, everything. 94 00:05:58,630 --> 00:06:00,130 We're clear. 95 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:02,990 No more debt. 96 00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:04,350 No more debt. 97 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,470 You good with that? 98 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,200 Do I have a choice? 99 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:12,960 I'm going to do it. 100 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:14,100 I'm going to do it. 101 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,840 And you know what? 102 00:06:16,420 --> 00:06:17,420 You're going to watch. 103 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,720 Really? You're going to make me watch? 104 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,320 Yeah. You're going to watch. 105 00:06:59,900 --> 00:07:02,700 You like 106 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:17,560 that, 107 00:07:17,600 --> 00:07:18,600 babe? 108 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:05,390 You're worth every penny. 109 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:18,820 You don't have to like it that much. 110 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:28,580 Why don't we move this into the bedroom? 111 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,300 Yeah. 112 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:35,559 Wait, in the... Yeah, our married bed. 113 00:08:43,080 --> 00:08:46,040 I'm going to need a lot of this. I'm sticking to you. 114 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:47,960 Really, babe? 115 00:08:49,260 --> 00:08:50,420 Yeah, really. 116 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:17,820 fucking good. Mmm. 117 00:09:52,170 --> 00:09:53,170 Right there. 118 00:10:56,720 --> 00:10:57,820 Pretty ass titties, baby. 119 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:00,560 Yeah. 120 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,060 Sexy ass. 121 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,340 Yeah. 122 00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:58,820 If only he knew 123 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,050 much bigger than yours. 124 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:34,950 Fuck. 125 00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:36,450 Fuck. 126 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:39,710 Oh, it's stretching me out. 127 00:17:15,049 --> 00:17:17,849 Not exactly 128 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:41,140 Yeah. Yeah. 129 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,060 I'm going to come over and get you. 130 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:46,380 Yeah. Yeah. 131 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:47,880 Come over. 132 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000 Yeah. 133 00:31:52,950 --> 00:31:55,190 So, the debt's all paid off, right? 134 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,090 I guess we're good now. 135 00:32:00,130 --> 00:32:02,290 Okay, we're good. So, are we done? 136 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:05,230 Yeah, we're done. 137 00:32:06,170 --> 00:32:07,170 Thanks. 138 00:32:07,690 --> 00:32:08,690 Maybe we're done. 139 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,120 clean this big load off. 8831

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