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One hundred and sixty-three!
This whole page is wrong.
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l'm sorry, Miss Ashley,
but l'm trying to keep this place tidy.
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Lord Fowler and his daughter
Lady Penelope will be here soon.
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Why are you nervous about it?
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Lord Fowler gave me my first job
as a full-fledged butler.
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And he's one of
the most important men in Britain.
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Well, l wouldn't want to embarrass you.
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British people have really good manners.
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l used to be intimidated by the British.
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l thought they were superior
in taste, style, and breeding.
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Then l saw Benny HiII.
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Master Carlton.
First of all, l like Benny HiII.
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Secondly, while Lord Fowler is here...
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l must ask you to keep
wisecracks like that to yourself.
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During his stay, l want all of you children...
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to maintain an air of quiet dignity.
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Geoffrey, mon!
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Do the limbo with me.
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This is precisely what cannot happen
when Lord Fowler arrives.
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Yo, G. What's my name? The Prince, right?
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l know how to deal with royalty.
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Don't worry.
l'll be at the peak of Schweppervescence.
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Check it out. You be the English dude.
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Very well.
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Pleased to meet you, William.
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And l am honored to meet you,
Lord Fowler.
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Aunt Vivian.
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Beautiful American woman.
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What you thinking you're up to, boy?
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All right. Check it out, Aunt Viv.
Ziggy Marley's in concert next weekend...
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and l was wondering,
maybe l could use the car?
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Where's the concert?
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-Just around the corner.
-Where around the corner?
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Nevada.
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Forget it, baby.
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Uncle Phil, mon!
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You are generous, fair-minded,
and very sexy.
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You've already gotten your allowance.
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For that, l am very thankful, mon.
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He wants to drive
to a Ziggy Marley concert in Nevada.
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That's an easy one. No.
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Come on, Uncle Phil. Why not?
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Every time you take that car to a concert,
something happens to it.
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-Like what?
-A mysterious dent, a broken taillight...
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a mural of Nia Peeples painted on the side.
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l swear to you guys
that was on the car when l got in it.
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You're not responsible enough
to drive to a concert in Nevada.
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All right. lf in this next week...
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l can prove to you
l'm responsible, can l go?
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Sounds like a low-risk proposition.
You're on.
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That's Lord Fowler.
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-Lord Fowler.
-Geoffrey.
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And Lady Penelope. My, you look lovely.
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Thank you, Geoffrey.
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And this is Mr. and Mrs. Banks.
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How do you do?
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Very nice to meet you.
How was your flight?
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lt was a bit choppy and quite long.
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And of course, the food was horrid
and the movie was a dreadful bore.
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l wouldn't want to make
that journey too often.
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l should think not.
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Won't you come in?
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Philip, why are you talking like that?
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Like what?
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That ridiculous British accent.
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Whenever you're around
an English person, you slip right into it.
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The first three months Geoffrey was here,
l could barely understand you.
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l have no idea what you're talking about.
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Sir, madam, care to join us for tea?
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Right-o.
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Lady Penelope.
Wow, it must be great being a Lady.
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Spending all your time shopping,
going to lunch with your friends...
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and just sitting around
being waited on hand and foot.
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l wonder what that would be like.
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One can only imagine.
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Actually, l go to a small convent school
and the nuns work us very hard.
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We scrub the floors, cook the meals and
on the weekends, we do all the laundry.
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What a gyp.
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We're looking forward
to taking you to dinner tonight.
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Splendid. Dinner will be a perfect time
for me to bring you all...
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up to date on the new bills
pending before Parliament.
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We've made some fascinating strides
in maritime legislation.
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l'll go into greater details at dinner.
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ls tonight a school night?
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No. l already thought of that.
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Mr. and Mrs. Banks,
l hope l'm not being terribly rude...
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but l was counting on seeing
the opera tonight.
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But, my dear, l don't want you
going out alone in a strange city.
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You'll need an escort.
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An escort. You mean a responsible escort.
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A young man who could take
Lady Penelope out tonight...
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and return her home safe and sound.
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The same type of young man
who could be trusted...
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to drive to a Ziggy Marley concert
in Nevada.
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l suppose so.
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-Would you really take me, Will?
-Absolutely.
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lf it's all right with Uncle Phil.
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Okay, Will.
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You may take Lady Penelope to the opera.
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Opera? l thought she said ''Oprah.''
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Spider-Man comics.
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Watchman.
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Goobers, Raisinets.
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-What are you doing?
-Packing.
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-Where do you think you're going?
-To the opera.
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Did you see
what l did with my spitball straw?
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Now, you just listen to me,
you irresponsible vagabond.
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l want you on your best behavior tonight.
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No. Let me revise that.
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l want you
on a normal person's best behavior.
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Mr. Belvesneer.
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The whole point of tonight
is to prove that l'm responsible.
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How hard can it be?
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l'll take her to the opera, cop a few ''Z's''...
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bring her back home.
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This weekend l'm with Ziggy.
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Master William,
l just hope you recognize...
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the seriousness of the task at hand.
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Why are you tripping? She's just a girl.
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Just a girl? Master William...
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if 895 members of the royal family
instantly died...
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she would be the next queen of England.
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Now, where does that put me?
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But the astounding thing...
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about the Fisheries and Hatcheries Act
of 1624...
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is hardly the bill itself,
but rather its unique place...
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in the entire 800-year history...
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of maritime legislation.
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l'll go into greater detail at the restaurant.
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Does this restaurant have a bar?
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lf it doesn't, we'll build one.
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l can't believe Geoffrey
has done this to us.
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This is going to be
the longest night of our lives.
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The only thing that'll make it better...
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is knowing Will has to sit through
an opera.
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At this point,
that's the only thing l have to cling to.
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l don't feel so good.
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Don't even try it, Ashley.
We're all in this together.
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-Father, have a lovely time at dinner.
-Thank you, my dear.
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-And l hope you enjoy the opera.
-l shall.
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l always find the opera so uplifting.
Goodbye, Geoffrey.
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Goodbye, Lady Penelope.
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Master William.
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Do not forget what l said to you.
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Goodbye, Father dear. l shall miss you.
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l thought the old buzzard
would never leave.
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Will, got a smoke?
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-Excuse me?
-l've been dying for a cigarette all day.
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No, l don't have any cigarettes.
l don't smoke and you shouldn't either.
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-lt's bad for you.
-Sod off, mother superior.
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Don't nobody call me a mother nothing.
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And what's up with you?
Who are you, Dr. Jekyll and Patty Duke?
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Don't be such a wanker.
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l only put on
that innocent schoolgirl routine...
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for the old man.
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Routine? You've been lying to the Lord?
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Whenever we go to the city,
l tell my father...
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that l'm dying to go to the opera
knowing full well he detests it.
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That way, l can hit the clubs. l thought
we'd go downtown to the Meat Hook.
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The Meat Hook?
That's the roughest bar in L.A.
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Super. That's what Lady Cicely told me.
Let's go.
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Wait, wait. Baby, you ain't going nowhere.
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Geoffrey put me in charge of you.
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So you can just shake
your royal booty on up them steps.
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You can't boss me around.
You're not a nun.
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Hold on. See, now,
that's where you made your mistake.
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See, l'm a plainclothes nun.
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Yeah, that's right.
They call me Sister Sledge.
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l hate you!
You've just ruined my whole night!
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You've ruined everything!
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Man, this babysitting thing is easy.
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Lady, come back with my car!
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-Yo, man. Should l get the bouncer?
-l am the bouncer.
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Follow your red queen. Keep your eyes
on the red card. $10 will get you $20.
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Who saw it? Come on, boys, don't be shy.
$10 will get you $20.
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Awfully glad you could make it.
Feel lucky? $10 will get you $20.
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-No way. Look, we're out of here.
-Forget it.
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This place is a blast.
The people here are so interesting.
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Yeah. l think l saw that guy
on UnsoIved Mysteries.
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Look. Lady Penelope, we are going home.
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No, l'm not.
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l'm mad about this song.
Dance with me, Will.
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-l'm not dancing with you.
-Loosen up, homes.
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Come on. Get up and dance.
Shake your moneymaker.
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Lady Penelope, l got a Ziggy Marley
concert on the line. Let's go.
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You can't touch this!
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Go, Lady! Go, Lady!
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Will you get down from here?
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Hi, Otis.
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Hey, punk.
You're dancing with my woman.
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No. You got it all wrong.
l'm not dancing with her.
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l'm trying to get her to go home with me.
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l'll bet you are.
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Man, what are you, crazy? Back up!
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So that brings us up to 1907...
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which, in maritime law circles...
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has come to be known
as ''The Year of the Trout.''
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l saw that sweater first!
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Excuse me.
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Lord Fowler.
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Wasn't there quite a row
in the House of Lords in 1912...
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when they repealed the Tuna Laws?
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Geoffrey, that's a very long story.
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lt all began in 1910.
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Sir, before you continue,
would anyone care for anything?
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A lobotomy.
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Perhaps a drop of sherry, Geoffrey.
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So, anyway, as l was saying...
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l recently came upon
a very interesting article on the subject....
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...1910 brought a tuna shortage...
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to the southern shores of Cornwall,
Penzance in particular.
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The vote, which should interest you,
was as follows...
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D.E. Chesterton, yea,
Sir Rudolf Tetherbury....
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Master William. What are you doing here?
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Why aren't you with Lady Penelope
at the opera?
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Opera?
G, she's never seen an opera in her life.
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l'm telling you,
she's been fronting the whole time.
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How dare you besmirch
the reputation of a British Lady.
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G, the Lady is a tramp.
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She stole the car, she snuck out
to the roughest bar in town...
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and then she hooked up
with a human Godzilla.
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Master William,
are you telling me the truth?
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l swear on a stack of TV Guides.
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Master William, if we don't bring her home
safe and sound...
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Lord Fowler will never forgive me.
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Your uncle will lose faith in me.
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l'll never work again,
and my career will be ruined.
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Can we try to keep
this in perspective here, G?
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l'm not going to get to see Ziggy.
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We must go to that bar
and bring her back.
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To the Batmobile.
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Shame on Lady Penelope.
When she was a little girl...
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l always told her
there is no excuse for lying.
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The Labor party--
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Milord, l'm afraid l have some bad news.
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My cousin Roddy has just been
suddenly struck with malaria.
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l must go to quarantine immediately.
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Yo, G, this is a rough crowd.
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You gotta watch
what you say around here.
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What do you mean, thank you?
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00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,343
That's the guy
that Lady P. was dancing with.
242
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:02,745
-But where's Lady Penelope?
-He could be hiding her in his fist.
243
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:07,280
-l shall have to have a word with him.
-Careful, G.
244
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,328
Not to worry.
l know how to handle his sort.
245
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:18,335
What have you done with Lady Penelope,
you knuckle-dragging swine?
246
00:17:24,309 --> 00:17:25,674
She's gone.
247
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,279
-Gone?
-Yeah.
248
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:33,016
-She broke up with me.
-Where is she?
249
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:37,085
Really, l don't know.
She said she wanted to go for a ride...
250
00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:40,022
so l took her to the parking lot
and put her on my bike.
251
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,957
And then l turned around to spit...
252
00:17:42,027 --> 00:17:45,929
and the next thing l know,
she took off on my Harley.
253
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,562
Man, l know how you feel.
We better keep looking.
254
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:52,729
Nonsense. The man's a liar.
255
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:55,769
Tell us what you've done
with Lady Penelope...
256
00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,332
or l shall be forced to thrash you.
257
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:03,675
Don't press him, G.
You saw what he did to Tokyo.
258
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,013
Don't worry, Master William.
259
00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:11,554
ln my youth,
l was quite a Greco-Roman wrestler.
260
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,537
So then Churchill said to the king:
261
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,300
''You're ugly.''
262
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,167
To which the king replied:
263
00:18:32,311 --> 00:18:34,677
''And you, sir, are fat.''
264
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,784
Or was it the other way round?
265
00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:45,290
Anyhow, they went on like that for hours.
266
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,053
Are you sure there isn't any more sherry?
267
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,058
Anyway, this dispute took place...
268
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:54,099
at the height of the Flounder Rebellion.
269
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,634
-Mommy.
-God bless you, sweetheart.
270
00:18:59,771 --> 00:19:02,467
-What's the matter, baby?
-l can't sleep.
271
00:19:02,541 --> 00:19:04,736
Just sit around here for a little while.
272
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,543
l'll take you up, baby.
273
00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:09,476
You're not going anywhere, woman.
274
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:15,643
-Sorry, Mommy. l tried.
-Try again in 10 minutes.
275
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,054
Now, where was l?
276
00:19:26,398 --> 00:19:29,094
God. lf you don't know, l have no idea.
277
00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:35,734
How are we going to tell Lord Fowler
we lost his daughter?
278
00:19:35,807 --> 00:19:39,402
l'll break the news, Master William.
You're young.
279
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,372
You have your whole life ahead of you.
280
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,382
lt's best l bear the brunt
of the punishment.
281
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,683
You got a point there. Good luck.
282
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:51,981
Geoffrey, how's your cousin Roddy?
283
00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:54,992
l regret to tell you,
l have no cousin Roddy.
284
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:56,860
Damn malaria.
285
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:01,724
No. You don't understand.
286
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,401
What l'm about to tell you
is very difficult to say.
287
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:08,739
Geoffrey,
it's not more gambling debts, is it?
288
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:11,503
l thought we had that productive chat.
289
00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,174
Sir, it isn't that.
290
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:16,214
lt's about this evening.
291
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,510
And l have to accept full responsibility.
292
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:23,381
Yo, G. Hold up.
l can't let you go out like this, man.
293
00:20:23,522 --> 00:20:25,046
This is all my fault.
294
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:28,317
Will, why aren't you at the opera
with Lady Penelope?
295
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,417
All right.
296
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:32,019
Tonight,
my plan was to take her to the opera...
297
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,122
and return her home safe and sound.
298
00:20:34,199 --> 00:20:38,033
But Lady Penelope had other plans
and it just didn't work out like that.
299
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,697
Hello, all. l had a smashing time tonight.
300
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:43,138
My dear. How was the opera?
301
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,369
lt was the most wonderful opera l've seen.
302
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,969
-Why wasn't Will with you?
-But he was.
303
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,738
And he was the perfect escort.
304
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,215
But around the third act,
Will was starting to fade...
305
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,149
so l told the poor dear to go on home.
306
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,119
He left me
with more than enough cab fare.
307
00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,156
Thank you so much, Will.
308
00:20:58,790 --> 00:20:59,814
You're good.
309
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,190
So, what's all the fuss about?
310
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,857
Will made it up to the third act,
which is more than l could've done.
311
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:11,197
An evening of opera.
l can't imagine anything more boring.
312
00:21:12,571 --> 00:21:13,663
l can.
313
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:18,967
Geoffrey, l'm surprised at you,
getting all hot and bothered...
314
00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:21,535
just because the boy
ducked out of it early.
315
00:21:21,613 --> 00:21:24,047
lt's nothing
compared with your old exploits.
316
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,175
There's no need to go into that, milord.
317
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:29,812
l seem to recall a time
that you were caught in the gazebo...
318
00:21:29,888 --> 00:21:32,948
after that randy game of strip croquet.
319
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:37,653
But l've told enough stories
for one evening.
320
00:21:37,729 --> 00:21:39,754
No, l want to hear this one.
321
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:42,356
No. lt's late.
322
00:21:42,434 --> 00:21:45,597
-Perhaps next visit.
-No. Now. We've earned it.
323
00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,370
No. l'm sorry.
324
00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:51,102
That's the mark of a great storyteller.
325
00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,303
Always leave them wanting more.
326
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:58,177
Good night, Geoffrey. Night-night, Will.
327
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,311
Next time l'm in town,
we'll have to go to the ballet.
328
00:22:03,388 --> 00:22:05,253
Yeah. l'm looking forward to that.
329
00:22:07,959 --> 00:22:11,156
Well, Will, you certainly proved
that you're responsible.
330
00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,561
-That's right.
-You took Lady Penelope out...
331
00:22:13,632 --> 00:22:16,829
and you brought her back
without a hair out of place as promised.
332
00:22:16,902 --> 00:22:18,369
Yep. Just like l promised.
333
00:22:18,437 --> 00:22:21,895
So, l guess you can use the car
next weekend after all.
334
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:24,465
Thanks a lot, Uncle Phil.
335
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:29,105
Just one thing, Will, out of curiosity.
336
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,076
Since that explanation
that Lady Penelope rattled off...
337
00:22:32,150 --> 00:22:36,587
was obviously a complete crock,
what really did happen tonight?
338
00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:44,151
You should sit down.
lt's going to be a long story, Uncle Phil.
339
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,227
No. Never mind. Enjoy the concert.
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