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Mr. Jazz.
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-Yo, what up, pop?
-Home fry.
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-Will's in the kitchen.
-l can wait.
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-Why don't you sit here a little closer?
-Don't mind if l do.
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-Will you just get away from me?
-l love a woman who's hard to get.
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ln that case, l want to marry you
and have your child.
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l'm down with that, too.
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-Sorry, Jazz.
-That's okay.
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l got a great view of her running out.
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-What up, J?
-Yo, Prince, l need a favor.
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Anything, man.
How many times you helped me out?
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Seven.
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-What do you need?
-A date.
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-Say no more!
-l want you to date my sister.
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Say a lot more.
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She just moved out here.
She hasn't had a date yet.
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-Prince, she really needs a man.
-But does she look good?
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Sure she does.
Good looks run in my family.
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Okay, Jazz.
Look, you know l'd do anything for you.
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-You're like a brother to me.
-Check.
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Which means that your sister should be
like a sister to me, not a girlfriend.
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lf it doesn't work out,
it could jeopardize our friendship.
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l'm willing to take that risk.
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Look, my brother, l have to give this
some serious thought.
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-Can l bring her by just to meet you?
-Yeah, that's chill.
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Cool. Tonight, 8:00 sharp.
And try to smell good.
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Yo, big boy.
Give your sweet mama some sugar.
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Okay. l did my budget
just like you told me.
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-Good for you. Let me see.
-This is the amount l made last week.
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These were my expenses.
l spent five times more than l made.
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This budget thing is pretty easy.
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Yo, G! Chill, man!
Whatever you do, don't open that door.
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-Please, Lord, tell me it isn't the police.
-No. lt's my boy, Jazz.
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Much worse.
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Hey, G. $10 says l ain't home.
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lt doesn't quite say it loudly enough.
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-Do l hear $15?
-G, you gonna do a brother like that?
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-My life's at stake.
-l took that into consideration.
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-Why don't you want to see Jazz?
-lt's his sister l don't want to see.
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-Jazz is trying to set me up.
-Jazz has a sister?
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Nice to meet you, Dad.
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Mr. Jazz and Miss Janet.
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Prince, here she is.
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Janet, Will. Will, Janet.
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You don't have a goatee.
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Excuse me?
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Hi, l'm Vivian Banks, Will's aunt.
And this is my husband Philip...
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and our daughters Hilary and Ashley.
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-lt's nice to meet you.
-Hey, meet me again.
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Why don't we all take a seat?
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May l get you anything, Master William?
A dribble bib?
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How long have you been in town?
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l just moved here.
l got a scholarship to go to UCLA.
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We certainly know who got the brains
in your family.
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Yeah, but Janet ain't stupid.
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So, Mrs. Banks,
Jazz tells me you're a college professor.
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That's right. l teach English.
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And Mr. Banks, Jazz tells me
you're a professional wrestler.
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l'm afraid he was mistaken. l'm a lawyer.
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My apologies. l was misquoted.
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l went to UCLA.
Do you want to use my books?
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Thanks. l was thinking
of buying used books.
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Well, these aren't used.
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-Come take a look at them anyway.
-Okay.
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Jazz, l'm going to go into the kitchen
for a snack.
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When l come back, l want you gone.
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Guess l got plenty of time then.
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Will, l think Janet likes you.
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l definitely think she's up on me.
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You know, it's probably not too late
to get that spinach out of your teeth.
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So, what do you think?
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Brother, do the words ''boing-yoing-yoing''
mean anything to you?
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l can't wait to go out with your sister.
Thanks for putting me ''D,'' man.
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Man, l'm having second thoughts.
See, Prince, you're like a brother to me.
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lf you date my sister
and it doesn't work out...
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it could jeopardize our friendship.
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l'm willing to take that risk.
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ln that case,
how much are you willing to give?
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Give?
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You know, to take her out.
l'd sure look good in this jacket.
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l should have known.
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The hat, too.
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The hat.
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Let me get a good look at this shirt.
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l must say
Mr. Jazz's sister is quite a charmer.
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Yes, she is. Makes me question
the whole theory of genetics.
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Come on, Philip, it was awfully nice
of Jazz to introduce Will to his sister.
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He's a good friend.
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My brothers and sisters, l've got a date.
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-You know what would be fun?
-l can think of a couple of things.
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lt would be fun to take your cousin
Ashley out sometime. l love kids.
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-Yeah, word. Kids are great.
-Do you want kids of your own?
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-Definitely.
-You'd be a great dad.
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You, too, baby.
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l probably shouldn't tell you this...
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but the moment l saw you
l knew we'd be great together.
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l hope it wasn't
the leather jacket that did it.
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Don't be silly. You're not wearing
the jacket now, are you?
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And l never will be again.
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Clothes don't make the man.
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And, Will, you are my man.
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Oh, man.
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Maybe we should look at the menu.
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lf l can get my eyes to focus.
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l am getting a little hungry.
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Baby, have the lobster, have the caviar.
Anything you want.
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l know l don't want lobster and caviar,
they're much too expensive.
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You're right.
We are going to be great together.
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-Hi, l'm Gia.
-Hi, l'm Will.
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-You ready to order?
-We certainly are.
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-Not.
-Then l'll come back.
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William, can we get one thing straight?
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When you are with me, l don't want you
to be looking at other women.
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-What other women?
-Please. l saw you looking at that waitress.
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So you can just put those googly eyes
back in your head, all right?
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Hello? l said, all right?
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All right.
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Gia?
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l'd like the swordfish and a salad.
No dressing.
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What about you, Will?
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l'll have the....
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-l'll have the steak. Rare.
-Steak is really unhealthy.
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-Do you need another minute?
-No. He'll have the same thing l'm having.
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Plus a baked potato.
No butter, no sour cream.
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-Thank you.
-Got it.
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l like sour cream.
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You used to.
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From now on,
you need to watch that cholesterol.
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l'm not having my husband dying
of a heart attack at 40...
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and leaving me to raise six kids by myself.
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Six kids?
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That's right, baby. Three girls, three boys.
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And don't even think about naming
one of them William.
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Janet, hold on. Wait a minute.
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Don't you think it's a little early
to be talking about marriage?
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Excuse me?
Then what did you have in mind?
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l don't know.
Dinner, maybe a dance or two.
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ls that right?
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A moment ago, you were chewing
on my earlobe, Mr. Niblet.
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Did you think you could sample the milk...
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without putting a down payment
on the cow?
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l ordered lemonade.
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You're not gonna drink it.
You're cutting out sugar, too.
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No husband of mine will sit around
getting fat and watching TV all day...
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and leaving me with all the work
of raising six kids by myself. No.
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-But--
-But, nothing.
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And look at me when l'm talking to you!
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William, who are you looking at?
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Hi, Hilary. Did a guy named Michael call
while l was in the shower?
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-No. Who is he?
-Just a boy in my class.
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-Do you like him?
-Sort of.
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-Was he supposed to call?
-He said he would.
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l can't stand it when men do this.
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They say they'll call, so you wait and wait.
And nothing.
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Do they think we have nothing better
to do than sit by the phone?
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Hello? Hello, Michael.
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l'm glad you found a time
that was convenient for you to call.
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No, Ashley is not here.
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l don't know where she is.
She may not be back for several days.
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-Hilary!
-l know what l'm doing.
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You want her to call you back?
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Yeah, that'll be happening,
Mr. God's Gift to the Fifth Grade.
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Don't you feel great?
Brisk walk in the morning...
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and now you're exercised
and ready to start the day.
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Yeah. We got any more
of those pecan rolls?
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Aunt Viv, Uncle Phil, l need your help.
l'm having girl problems.
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-Didn't your date go well last night?
-No.
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What's the matter, baby?
You like Janet more than she likes you?
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l don't think so.
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Well, l sure liked her.
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l hope so, since we'll probably
be living here with our six kids.
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-Kids?
-She told me last night we're having six.
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Not anytime soon, l hope.
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She doesn't want to start a family
until we've finished graduate school...
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worked at least five years
and have complete dental benefits.
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-That sounds very sensible.
-Aunt Viv, this is all before we had salads.
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Why don't you tell her
you're not interested?
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l tried, man. She just won't listen.
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lt's like FataI Attraction.
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l'm telling you, if we had a bunny,
dude would be on the stove right now.
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-Come on, Will.
-l'm telling you, this babe is tripping.
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She's already telling me
what to do, what to eat, where to look.
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Well, women get like that.
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-Get like what?
-You know.
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No, Philip, l do not. Women get like what?
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Like that.
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You say something, William?
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Master William,
Mr. Jazz is here to see you.
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Thank you, G.
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What do women get like? l am waiting.
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Hello!
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Prince, is your uncle here?
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l think l dislocated my hip
last night dancing.
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l don't want to risk getting thrown out.
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Yo, man, what's up?
Come on, man, that tickles.
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l want my clothes back, Jazz.
You set me up with a maniac.
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Your sister's the bossiest woman
in the world.
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-l know.
-You know?
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She gets on my last nerves.
Ever since she moved out here...
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she's been hanging out at my place,
bossing me around all the time.
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l had to pawn her off on some sucker.
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Setting me up.
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Between you and the Humpty Dance,
l'll get a metal plate put in my butt.
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You deserve it. Your sister showed up
here at 7:00 to pick out my clothes.
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By 10:00, she phoned five times.
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l'm telling you, she'd be here now
if she wasn't out shopping for my beeper.
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Are you saying your relationship
isn't working out?
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What relationship? l just met her.
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lf you're thinking about breaking up
with her, you better think again.
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Last guy that tried to cut her loose...
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it wasn't pretty.
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Dude, he's walking and all, but still.
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-What am l supposed to do?
-l say, marry her.
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You can stop that.
Homes, l'm breaking up with her.
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Well, if she kills you, can l have that shirt?
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-No, you can't have this shirt, Jazz.
-l got an idea.
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l set you two up
to get her out of my face, right?
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So why don't you set her up
with some other sucker?
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l ain't living like that. What guy deserves
a woman like your sister?
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Hi, fellas!
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Hope you don't mind,
l borrowed your Public Enemy tape.
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-You like Public Enemy?
-They're not half bad.
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That used to be my favorite song.
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You know, Carlton, l misjudged you.
You're a lot cooler than l thought.
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You want to go
to the club with us tonight?
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Sure, but l don't have a date.
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Carlton, never bring a sandwich
to a buffet.
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And what is boyfriend having?
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The green-grass salad
with blue-cheese dressing.
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-Nix the blue cheese.
-Got it.
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Janet! Kiss, kiss.
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-Janet, meet Toni. Toni, Janet.
-Oh, Janet.
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l have a sister named Jane,
but we call her Amy.
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You know Carlton and Will.
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And a little further down
on the evolutionary chart, Jazz.
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She noticed me.
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-Hi, Carlton. Hi, Will.
-How you doing, Toni?
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-That's my cousin's best friend.
-Do l look like l care?
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Aren't you feeling well, Janet?
You seem a little cranky.
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She's just kidding around, Carlton.
That's what makes her so much fun.
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Will, this is a great jacket.
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Thanks.
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Are you, like, saying grace or what?
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Yeah, l've been praying a lot lately.
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lf you don't stop talking
out of the side of your mouth...
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you're going to be talking
like that permanently.
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Break out the Midol.
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Would you ladies care to join us?
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Maybe later. We have to see
if anyone better is here first.
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-lsn't that Patrick Swayze?
-l don't know. You tell us, Carlton.
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You see, Janet, not only
is Carlton brilliant and handsome...
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he also knows everybody who's anybody.
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-Ain't that right, Jazz?
-Does he know Janet Jackson?
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William, ever since we got here...
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you've been going on and on
about Carlton this and Carlton that.
256
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Boy, save your charm
for the girl on your arm.
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Someone has her rude hat on tonight.
258
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William, my soda is warm.
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Yo, Gia.
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l need more ice.
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You need more ice, what?
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l need more ice in my warm soda.
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You need more ice, please.
264
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:09,172
-What did you say to me?
-He said, ''You need more ice, please.''
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Heads up.
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00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:18,255
Will, l'm sorry. l've got to say something.
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Janet, your behavior this evening
has been completely unacceptable.
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Carlton.
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Where l come from,
manners count for a lot.
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l'm sorry l've got to say this...
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but l simply can't sit back
and allow this rudeness to continue.
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You owe every one of us an apology,
especially that poor waitress.
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lf you refuse, we're taking you home
and continuing the evening without you.
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Do l make myself clear?
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You know, l'm going to miss him.
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Do l make myself clear?
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Yes, Carlton.
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Carlton was a little bit of that.
l didn't know he had it in him.
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He stood right up to Janet and said:
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''Baby, that's about all that lip
l'm going to have.''
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Boys, you've got a lot to learn
about women.
282
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:26,385
Carlton has obviously
been watching me in action.
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00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,885
Now, Will, your Aunt Vivian
can be quite bossy at times.
284
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:34,922
But when she starts bossing me around,
l don't let it bother me.
285
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l just say no in a strong, masculine voice.
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And when l say no, she jumps.
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Excuse me.
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What did you say?
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00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,213
l don't know.
How long have you been there?
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l came in on, ''Your Aunt Vivian
can be quite bossy sometimes.''
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00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:58,218
You didn't hear the part where l said:
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''Boys, the rest of this statement
is completely untrue.''
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Philip, you better sleep with one eye open.
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l got her just where l want her.
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You know, l've learned something
from all this, Jazz.
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-You know what every woman wants?
-Rib tips?
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00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:28,280
No, Jazz.
Every woman wants a man to take control.
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That's what Carlton did with Janet.
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lf he can make it work for him,
imagine what l could do.
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You did an excellent job
on those apology notes.
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-l'll mail them right away.
-Mail them?
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00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:43,696
-l'm sorry, Carlton. l'll hand-deliver them.
-That's better.
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l'll get your coat.
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l really should write a book.
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Okay. Jazz, l know how to check a woman.
Watch this.
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Yo, Janet!
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Peep this here, baby.
We're going out tonight.
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l'm gonna choose the place.
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00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:15,164
l'm gonna eyeball any honey
that l darn well please, all right.
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00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:19,363
Then l'm gonna order a steak
with a big bucket of blue-cheese dressing.
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00:22:19,738 --> 00:22:21,638
Do l make myself clear?
312
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:26,068
The only thing clear about you
is the space between your ears.
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00:22:31,383 --> 00:22:33,613
Why the hell didn't that work?
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00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:38,083
You got the theory right.
You just ain't got the technique.
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Take notes. Hilary!
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00:22:43,395 --> 00:22:44,487
What?
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00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:50,501
Hilary, your behavior at the club last night
was completely unacceptable.
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00:22:50,802 --> 00:22:53,635
Where l come from,
manners count for a lot.
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00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:57,375
Now, l'm sorry to have to say this,
but l simply can't sit here...
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and allow this rudeness to continue.
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00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,078
Do l make myself clear?
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00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:07,949
Come here.
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