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l'm telling you, Ashley,
it's the perfect thing for Granny's visit.
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Look, we enter here,
we go past the llamas and giraffes...
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take a look at the monkey house...
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and then end
with a ride on the Ferris wheel.
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For the last time...
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we are not breaking into
Michael Jackson's house.
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Man, what's up?
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We're picking up Grandma
from the airport.
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She won't want to hear that garbage
when she gets here.
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The reason you don't like the music
is because you can't dance.
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Really?
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ln your face.
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So it turned out l did get an ''A''
in my English mid-term...
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and the A minus was in Math.
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What a crazy week that was.
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That takes us up to the spring quarter.
That's when l--
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Worked hard, got good grades,
made the honor roll, the end.
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Granny!
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Oh, sugar!
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Will, as handsome as ever.
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Grandma, as generous as ever.
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Did you notice how Carlton's grown?
He's almost into adult sizes.
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Congratulations, dear.
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l've been looking through
the guidebooks...
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l found an attraction
with your name written all over it.
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-What's that, honey?
-Raging Waters.
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-Are you insane?
-lt's a little late to be asking.
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She's here to rest and recuperate.
She's just gotten over the flu.
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l told you it was a cold.
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What did the doctor say?
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Us country folks don't run to the doctor
at every sneeze, sniffle, or broken bone.
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We are not the spendthrifts you are, Zeke.
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Zeke. That one always kills me.
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Granny, l love when you come to visit.
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Did you bring the picture of him
and the goat?
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Never leave home without it.
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Yes, sir, l'll be getting a frame for this one.
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Hattie.
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Hello!
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Honey, you are younger and prettier
every time l see you.
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Will you look at you two?
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-You could enter a beauty contest.
-Grandma.
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Really?
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l never gave it much thought.
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Just think, for the talent portion,
you could twirl a checkbook.
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Grandma, are we gonna do
some more crafts while you're here?
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We sure are.
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Geoffrey!
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Yes, madam?
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Ashley and l
are going to be doing some art.
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We're going to need 50 Popsicle sticks...
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two bags of macaroni wheels,
and lots and lots of glitter.
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l'm way ahead of you.
ln anticipation of your visit...
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l have saved two dozen egg cartons.
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Thank you, Geoffrey,
but we won't be making purses this time.
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Speaking of art, l thought
we could go to the museum.
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They have a display on 100-year-old quilts.
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l got one of them in the back of my truck.
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l know what'd be perfect for Grandma:
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A complete day of beauty
where the salon...
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does your hair, makeup, nails,
and you come out looking fabulous.
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l don't think your grandmother
would be interested.
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Then can l do it?
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l know we all have plans for Grandma,
but let her relax a little bit first.
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Sweetie, l feel fine.
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Maybe so, Mama, but...
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while you're here
l want you to take it easy.
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You are not to lift a finger.
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We're gonna treat you like a queen.
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You said the magic words.
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Excuse me.
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Did l just win the Kentucky Derby?
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Mr. Banks instructed me
to keep you warm at all times.
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Why don't you just light me on fire?
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l'm already hotter
than a dog in a wool wagon.
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Now git!
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While the gitting's good, madam.
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Granny, what you doing?
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Nothing much, l'm afraid.
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Your uncle gave me this book
of find-the-word puzzles.
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So l found all the words.
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Now what do l do with them?
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You shouldn't just be sitting here.
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You should do something
you like doing, like....
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l don't know...
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baking me a sweet potato pie.
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Baby, much as l'd like to,
l think your uncle wants me to stay put.
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Now that's your first mistake.
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He tells me all kinds of stuff to do...
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and l never listen to him.
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And l'm a better person for it.
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How come you're just sitting around?
Don't you have any plans?
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No, not really.
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You got to have a girl.
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No kidding.
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There's no one that gets your sap rising?
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There's this girl named Tanya,
l met her at the mall.
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She works in a fancy men's store where
even the underwear comes from Europe.
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l don't know if she'd go out
with anybody in local drawers.
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Sets to mind a heifer we once had.
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You ain't seen Tanya.
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You listen up.
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Petunia had two bulls liking her.
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One a big strong Angus
with a chest as wide as a Chevy.
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That one's me, right?
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The other was a slim, handsome Jersey.
A real lady's bull.
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Word to Granny. That one's me, right?
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All season long,
Petunia just couldn't decide.
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So come fall, she ups and picks the Angus.
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See?
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No.
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By then, breeding season was over.
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Maybe if you changed it
to cats or something.
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Everybody be quiet.
Grandma's probably sleeping.
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She's going to love my gift.
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l didn't know Leonard Nimoy even sang.
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-That was very thoughtful, Carlton.
-Thank you.
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l smell something funny.
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lt smells like pine or something.
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l smell it, too.
l thinks it's coming from the kitchen.
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What is that smell?
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Watch your step. The floor is wet.
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Mother, what are you doing?
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l'm picking apples from a cherry tree.
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What does it look like l'm doing?
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l'm giving your floor
a good hand scrubbing.
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-That's Geoffrey's job.
-No, it ain't.
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l have begun the mulch pile, madam.
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Fine, l'll be out to look at it directly,
right after l flip the mattresses.
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Hold on, Mama.
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Sorry, sir, but she threatened me
with a whupping.
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lt seems like you're back to your old self.
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l have an idea for this afternoon.
l know how proud you are of your azaleas.
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Why don't we go to the botanical gardens
and see how theirs stack up?
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-l'll get my sweater.
-Why? Mama, you cold?
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Geoffrey, turn up the heat.
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Sir, l already set the thermostat on 80
as you requested.
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The candles are starting to melt.
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l just wanted my sweater
because we are going to the gardens.
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We can go to the garden later this week.
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l want you to get settled in.
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l am more settled
than a big old box of raisin bran.
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Mama, don't excite yourself.
ls there anything l can get for you?
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-How about a magazine?
-Or a game.
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Or some moisturizer.
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l have an idea.
Why don't we all take a dip in the pool?
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Sounds good.
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That way we can all get out
and let Mama take a nap.
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l want to swim, too.
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You shouldn't swim
when getting over the flu.
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We'll see you after your nap.
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Nap!
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Why don't they put me in a playpen?
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Yo, DJ Granny.
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-What's going on?
-Nothing.
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And your uncle aims to keep it that way.
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l know he means well...
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but a body has to feel useful.
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Useful?
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You know that girlie advice you gave me?
lt worked like a charm.
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Really?
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l don't remember it exactly...
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but l just walked up to her and said:
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''Bulls and cows need to get together
before it starts snowing.''
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And she understood that?
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No, but she liked my hair.
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We're going out on her first night off.
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That's fine.
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But l don't have a date
for the concert tonight.
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-Who's playing?
-Heavy D.
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l love him.
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You do?
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Who doesn't like Charlie Daniels?
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This is another Heavy D, Granny.
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Maybe if l play this tape for you.
Check it out.
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Not bad.
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Can't understand what he's saying...
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but it does have a beat to it.
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What kind of dance you do to this?
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Trust me on this one.
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lt's very complicated. lt takes
a lot of hard study and dedication to learn.
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Honey, l ain't got that kind of time.
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You're getting there!
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This kind of dancing
works up quite an appetite.
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What say l make us some flapjacks?
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Granny, will you marry me?
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Sweet talker!
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This is the good part.
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l'll turn up the Victrola.
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Yeah!
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Go, Granny.
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What's going on in here?
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Mama, are you all right?
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Of course l am. Take your hands off of me.
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Will, why were you playing that music?
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Grandma's supposed to be resting.
You're grounded.
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Grounded? All l did
was play some music loud.
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Sounds more like
a no-dessert offense, isn't it?
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You heard what l said.
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All right, Uncle Philip...
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l got backstage passes
to the Heavy D concert.
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You say yourself how awful rap music is.
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Let's say we make that my punishment.
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Please don't make me go.
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Nice try, Will.
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Don't get so worked up.
l was just having fun.
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Mama, a woman your age
should not be dancing around.
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Boy, don't you tell me what to do.
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l'm sorry. l was just trying
to look out for you.
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Will, no more horsing around.
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''Will, no more horsing around.''
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That boy is about as much fun
as day-old oatmeal.
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l noticed that.
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Granny, since we're both grounded...
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want to go upstairs, slam
our bedroom doors, and throw things?
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A woman my age shouldn't be dancing.
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We'll see about that.
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Spoiling my fun.
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Yours?
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l can't believe
l'm not going to that concert.
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You are going to that concert.
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-l am?
-That's right.
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With me.
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But Uncle Phil won't let us.
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Uncle Phil won't see us.
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Sneaking out? You?
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Honey, you are looking at a woman...
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who has snuck out to more barn dances...
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hayrides, and midnight skinny-dips
than a chicken has pecks.
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All right!
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Looks like you've got plans
for the evening.
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Yeah.
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Got me a couple of extra pillows.
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l like to turn in early at my age.
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-Would you like some hot chocolate?
-Lord, no!
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Don't need the stimulation.
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-Good night.
-Good night, honey.
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That was close.
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But l was cool.
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Good work 0070.
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Now here's the plan.
The concert starts at 8:00.
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My friend Jazz
will meet us at the corner at 7:00.
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He'll flash his lights twice,
then drive us to the Bel-Air border.
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There, we'll meet with a guy
known only as the Captain.
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He'll drive us the rest of the way.
No questions asked.
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What's the code words?
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Here's $10.
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Got you.
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You're going to be ready to go?
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No problem.
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Good, you'll blend in.
252
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:18,011
l brought these pillows
to put them in our beds...
253
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,983
so they think we're sleeping.
254
00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:25,649
Nice try, but today
it's all done electronically.
255
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,792
Check it.
256
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,427
That's lovely, dear.
257
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:50,342
My brother...
258
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:54,119
for the last time, she is not Queen Latifah.
259
00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:02,926
Finally we're here.
260
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:06,021
For a minute, l thought Uncle Phil
saw us out that window.
261
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,396
What a hideous expression on his face.
262
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,469
Word. Thank God he just had
a mouthful of Gummy Bears.
263
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,102
You want to sit down?
264
00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:16,698
Don't you start treating me
like an old person.
265
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,567
What do we do first?
266
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,544
Buy T-shirts and get something to eat.
267
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,547
Good idea.
l think we can both use some chilidogs...
268
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:26,209
with lots of cheese. Listen, l'm paying.
269
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,213
Granny, that marriage proposal
still stands.
270
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,120
What do you mean
your grandma wasn't in her room?
271
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:36,559
l went to tell her good night...
272
00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:38,596
there were just pillows under the covers.
273
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,428
Where on earth
would she get an idea like that?
274
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,095
Will!
275
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,436
How could he still be sleeping?
276
00:17:01,253 --> 00:17:02,345
Look at this.
277
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,219
l can't believe how low Will will stoop
to deceive you.
278
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:08,316
With this tape, who knows
how many times he could sneak out...
279
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,760
for a whole night completely unnoticed.
280
00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:19,361
-You think Will and Grandma are all right?
-l'm sure they are.
281
00:17:19,438 --> 00:17:21,065
Okay, l'm going to bed.
282
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,299
l don't understand.
Where would they be at this hour?
283
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:26,867
The Heavy D concert.
284
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,882
l accidentally
overheard Will on the phone...
285
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:34,316
when l was trying to clean my receiver.
286
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,320
Will probably
dragged my mother with him.
287
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,326
-l'm going down there.
-l'm going with you. lt's a rap concert.
288
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,295
You want to be with someone
who knows how to be hip.
289
00:17:49,835 --> 00:17:53,168
$10 for a T-shirt. That boy must be crazy.
290
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:58,372
l still ain't sure how you managed to get it
for $1 .25 and a picture of Grandpa.
291
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,976
l've been thinking.
Maybe we should call home.
292
00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:06,480
l know how it is. l've been a parent.
293
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:09,350
l've been a kid, and the answer is...
294
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:10,820
bad choice, Joyce.
295
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,957
l mean, they'd kill us.
296
00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:16,759
Twice over.
297
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,989
l'm sorry to bother you.
298
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,431
Miss Fitzgerald?
299
00:18:22,801 --> 00:18:24,462
l'm a big fan of yours.
300
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,469
Can l have your picture taken with me?
301
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,938
Come on, she's not--
302
00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,134
Ever too busy for a fan.
303
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,648
They had backstage passes.
lt shouldn't be too hard to find them.
304
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,654
Let's hurry up. This is weird.
305
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,214
Can you believe how these kids dress?
306
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,122
lt's beginning to get to me.
307
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:57,358
Excuse me a moment. l just....
308
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,202
Could l see your backstage pass, please?
309
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,075
l don't have one.
l'm here looking for my mother.
310
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,747
And your sister knows
a member of the band, right?
311
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:13,784
You groupies are all alike.
312
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,682
l am not a groupie.
313
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:20,387
Call it what you like, but take it from me,
Heavy D doesn't want to hear you rap.
314
00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,086
Where do you think you're going?
315
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:27,625
Pardon me.
316
00:19:27,699 --> 00:19:30,429
Have you seen a kid
in wild, colorful clothing...
317
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,437
with an earring in his ear
and the sides of his head shaved?
318
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:40,405
Nope.
319
00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:45,109
You better get to your seat,
the concert's about to start.
320
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,652
l'm not here to see some stupid concert.
321
00:19:47,719 --> 00:19:49,812
Never mind. l'll find him myself.
322
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,013
He couldn't have gotten too far.
323
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,462
Everybody, put your hands togetherfor Heavy D!
324
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,928
Boo!
325
00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:14,337
When the crowd saw
he wasn't Heavy D, they was upset.
326
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,905
Uncle Phil, you had
the shortest rap career in history.
327
00:20:20,485 --> 00:20:22,214
But l do feel bad.
328
00:20:22,621 --> 00:20:24,555
All the trouble we caused you.
329
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:27,118
Yeah, you're right. Me, too.
330
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,117
Oh, well!
331
00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:37,426
You all should've seen Granny.
She was great.
332
00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:40,037
She climbed down
from the second story window...
333
00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,130
then she ran to Jazz's car...
334
00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,835
then helped push it up the hill
when it stalled.
335
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,000
Philip, l think you're right.
336
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,344
l don't think Hattie's up to
seeing those azaleas tomorrow.
337
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,150
Why, l sure am, and after that...
338
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:55,686
Hilary and l are going to get those facials.
339
00:20:55,754 --> 00:20:59,781
Grandma, you haven't lived
until you've had a mud mask.
340
00:21:00,025 --> 00:21:02,687
What people don't pay for in Beverly Hills.
341
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,855
-Good night, Grandma.
-Good night.
342
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,433
And then, Ashley, baby...
343
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:14,598
you and l are going to make us
some macaroni rain hats.
344
00:21:14,673 --> 00:21:15,765
Great!
345
00:21:15,841 --> 00:21:18,332
-Good night, Grandma.
-Good night, precious.
346
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:22,736
After all that activity,
you're going to need a rest.
347
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:26,809
That's when you can tell me
more about your schoolwork, dear.
348
00:21:27,719 --> 00:21:28,811
Excellent!
349
00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,754
-Good night, Grandma.
-Good night, baby.
350
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:35,417
You know, Granny,
you were a great date tonight.
351
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:37,519
You showed me a great time.
352
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:39,524
And to thank you...
353
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:43,625
tomorrow l'm going to bake you
a sweet potato pie.
354
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:48,601
Granny, l don't think
you should be waking up all early.
355
00:21:48,940 --> 00:21:50,771
Let's get started on it now.
356
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,738
Will, l think it's time for bed.
357
00:21:55,947 --> 00:21:57,608
-Good night, Granny.
-Good night, baby.
358
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:59,776
-Good night, Mama.
-Good night, darling.
359
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,487
Don't go giving me that look, Zeke.
360
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:13,257
That's the same look you give me
at the county fair...
361
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,130
when l wouldn't
let you climb up the greasy pole.
362
00:22:17,569 --> 00:22:20,936
Now, you're not
all that mad with me, are you?
363
00:22:21,773 --> 00:22:23,673
Mama, yes, l am.
364
00:22:24,409 --> 00:22:26,775
l try to set some rules down for Will...
365
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,003
and you undermined my authority.
366
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,513
l know how to handle things.
l am an adult.
367
00:22:31,583 --> 00:22:33,107
l am, too, Zeke.
368
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,445
-l know that.
-Do you?
369
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,823
How many adults do you tell
to take a nap?
370
00:22:40,125 --> 00:22:42,650
Mama, l was just worried about you.
371
00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,953
But l'm fine, baby.
372
00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,492
l know.
373
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:53,196
When you had the flu
and l talked to you on the phone...
374
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:55,529
you sounded so small.
375
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,438
l just want you to live a long time.
376
00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:04,076
Then, Zeke...
377
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:06,578
let me live.
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