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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Night Calls 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 We're getting you all 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Got your sweet and naughty girls 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 Gonna show you it all 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Night Calls 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 Making dreams come true 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 If you got the balls 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Give us a call 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 You're on Night Calls 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 One, two, three, four 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Hey 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 I know you want me 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 I know you want me 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 You'll never get away 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Why, why, why 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Would you ever want to anyway 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 Imagine me 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 All around you 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 Steal my breath 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 I'm so glad I found you 21 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:42,000 I'm giving in 22 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,000 To your touch 23 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,000 You pressure me 24 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 And then you run 25 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,000 As far as you can 26 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Take this 27 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 You will and do 28 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,000 I 29 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 I 30 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 I know you want me 31 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:02,000 I know you want me 32 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 You'll never get away 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:06,000 Why, why, why 34 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Would you ever want to anyway 35 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I know you want me 36 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I know you want me 37 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:20,000 Welcome to Night Calls 38 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,000 Tonight on the show we have the world famous 39 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Jackass, Steve-O 40 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Hey 41 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 We've got comic Jeff Keith 42 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 And as always the hottest 43 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 and horniest girls on TV 44 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 That's right, Desi 45 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,000 But don't forget about our band 46 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,000 The guys who wrote the Night Calls theme song 47 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,000 My Evolution 48 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 Hey Kirsten, tonight we have a great topic 49 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Nymphomaniacs 50 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 If you're a nymphomaniac or you know quite a few 51 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,000 Give us a call 52 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:04,000 800-359-8100 53 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Or you can email us at nightcalls 54 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 At playboy.com 55 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 You can also check us out at myspace.com 56 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Slash nightcalls live 57 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 So Kirsten, I know you're a 58 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Nymphomaniac, I don't even have to ask 59 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Right? Yeah, you know I'm totally 60 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 A nymphomaniac, but 61 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Let's just talk for a second about what a 62 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Nymphomaniac actually is 63 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 It used to be sort of a derogatory 64 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Word 65 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Like back in the 1800s, any girl who had a 66 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Sex drive was considered a nymphomaniac 67 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 And therefore a whore 68 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Like a pervert? Yeah, pretty much 69 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 But nowadays it's cool to be a nympho 70 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 I know I would like my 71 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 Girlfriend or even my guy to be a nympho 72 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Because I'm one 73 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I'm not a whore, I'm a glorified 74 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Nympho 75 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 You are a nympho 76 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,000 It's like insatiable appetite for sex 77 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 Right? Yeah, I just have to have sex 78 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 All the time, what is it? I mean 79 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 It's just, it feels good, it gives me energy 80 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 It's like the biggest stress reliever 81 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I'm like, oh god, I'm so stressed out 82 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 If you could just give me your cock so I can come 83 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 On it, I feel a lot better 84 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I think it's a good thing, being a nymphomaniac 85 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Can help you, can help relieve stress 86 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 And it makes the whole world a better place 87 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 You know what, we encourage 88 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 Women to be nymphomaniacs 89 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 That's something to be proud of, and trust me 90 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Guys will not complain 91 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Oh no, even girls won't complain 92 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Hey Nick from Texas 93 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 How y'all doing? 94 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 What's up baby? 95 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Are you a nymphomaniac Nick? 96 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 Do you like a cowgirl to hop on your cock 97 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 And come and bite it like a bull? 98 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah baby 99 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Would you like to have yourself 100 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 A hot little blonde nymphomaniac right now? 101 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah 102 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 You want me to sit there and start 103 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Licking your cock while I'm rubbing on your balls? 104 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Definitely 105 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Yeah, and then I'm going to start 106 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Deep throating your cock to where I gag 107 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 And get all the spit so it's nice and wet 108 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 And then I'm going to sit there and jump on your cock 109 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 And start riding and grinding my wet pussy 110 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 All up and down your cock 111 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Until you get harder and harder 112 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 And you fucking come all inside me 113 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 And Kirsten licks it up 114 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 Does that make your dick hard Nick? 115 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Your cock rock hard for us 116 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Come on Nick, I want you to come 117 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Come on Nick 118 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Come on Nick, shove your fucking big cock 119 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 In my pussy, come on 120 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Oh yeah 121 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 Come on Nick 122 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Come on Nick, I want you to come inside me 123 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Oh yeah 124 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Come on Nick 125 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Come on cowboy 126 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 Give me that fucking cock 127 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 I'm not a cowboy 128 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Come on Nick 129 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 You got two nymphomaniacs 130 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 I want your fucking cock 131 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Come on baby 132 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Come on baby, give it to us 133 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Please don't make us beg more 134 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Oh yeah 135 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Oh 136 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah 137 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 Why don't you come right here 138 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Come on these 139 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Come on your tits, I'm going to lick it off Nick 140 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Come on, come right there baby 141 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Come on these tits 142 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Do we have to count them down? 143 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Let's count them down 144 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Ten, nine, eight 145 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Seven, six 146 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Five, four 147 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Three, two 148 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 Come 149 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 There it is baby 150 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 That's how we do it on Retro 151 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Nick, that was so much fun 152 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Thanks, you know 153 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 It's a serious crisis 154 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 This nymphomaniac thing 155 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Nobody understands 156 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 That it's a problem 157 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 And we need to cure this 158 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Because you know, it's our duty 159 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 As Americans to make sure 160 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 All the guys get the women caught 161 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 So nobody suffers 162 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 And you know what, there's no better place 163 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 To find women who are suffering from this disorder 164 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 Nymphomania 165 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Than the Adult Entertainment Expo 166 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 In Las Vegas 167 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 So we sent our good friend Daisy Marie 168 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 To the Adult Entertainment Expo 169 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 To find some nymphomaniacs 170 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 Let's see what she had to say 171 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 Hi, I'm Daisy Marie 172 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 I'm here at the Adult Expo 173 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 2007 in Las Vegas 174 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 And I'm surrounded by women 175 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 Who are suffering from nymphomania 176 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I'm Alexis Amore and I suffer from 177 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 Nymphomania 178 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Hi, I'm Aurora Snow 179 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 And I'm a nymphomaniac 180 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 My name is Eva Angelina 181 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 And I do suffer from 182 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 Nymphomania 183 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I can't even begin to tell you how hard it is to live with this 184 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Tell us what it's like to be 185 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 Suffering from this 186 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 I'm constantly in pain 187 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 It's terrible 188 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 I suffer with this 189 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 On a daily basis 190 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 The only thing that eases 191 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 The pain and the suffering is 192 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 To get fucked 193 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Studies right now show that guys 194 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Supposedly think about sex 195 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 More than women 196 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 No, that is not true 197 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 When you're a fucking nymphomaniac 198 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 You're left sitting there thinking about sex 199 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Almost on a 24-7 basis 200 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 There is no 5 second let down break 201 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 When I hear stories like this 202 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 It really makes me want to cry 203 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 I'm sorry that you're suffering from this 204 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 But we will get you help 205 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Sorry baby 206 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 All I want is help 207 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Help in the form of what baby? 208 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Cock 209 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 As much as I can get 210 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 That's my addiction 211 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 I never thought of myself as having an addictive personality 212 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 But I truly believe 213 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 That my addiction 214 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 Is cock 215 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 You heard her story 216 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Now you definitely have to do something about it 217 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Please help this sexy lady 218 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 It's never enough 219 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 I just have sex all day long 220 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 And every day 221 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 I kind of freak out 222 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 I haven't had sex for an hour and I feel like I'm gonna 223 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Like I'm just gonna explode 224 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Don't explode 225 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 She is suffering 226 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 She is one of the worst 227 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 She is one of the worst suffering from nymphomania 228 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 Please you guys you have to help her 229 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 She needs to get fucked 230 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Her pussy is throbbing 231 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 And you're needing for some cock 232 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Please help us she needs to get fucked guys 233 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 You definitely have to get this treated 234 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 What could happen? 235 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Well one your pussy could dry up 236 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 And I don't know fall off or something 237 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 Daisy 238 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 I don't want my pussy to dry up and die 239 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Oh my god 240 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I don't want to see you like this 241 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 We're gonna help you we're gonna get you laid 242 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Don't worry Alexis we will get your pussy laid 243 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Every man out there 244 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 A plea from Jenna Jameson 245 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 Please 246 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 Give us your hard cocks 247 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Thank you 248 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 We need to have sex we need a lot of cock 249 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 We need your help for that 250 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 I'll tell you what you can do to make it better 251 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 You can put a fucking cock in my pussy 252 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 You put it in my ass you fuck me harder 253 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 You fuck me faster and you fuck me longer 254 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 If you could just fuck one or two 255 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 Girls a day would help us 256 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 It would go so far for us 257 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 It will definitely go a long way 258 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 I admire you for 259 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 Acknowledging the fact that this does exist 260 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Well thank you very much 261 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 Hopefully this will get us some help and get you laid more often 262 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 Thank you very much baby 263 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 For all you viewers out there 264 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 Please we are suffering 265 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Please help us 266 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 Our pussies are very very needy 267 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 Only you can make a difference 268 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 Only you can make a difference 269 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 With your cock 270 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 You see 271 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 You see 272 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 We are suffering out there 273 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 This is a bad problem 274 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 We need cocks 275 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 We ask you to pledge your cocks 276 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Help this nymphomaniac disease 277 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 We need to be fucked bad 278 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 That's right 279 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Our cocks are in jeopardy people 280 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 They could dry up, fall off 281 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 You heard the lady, give us a call 282 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 We're standing by waiting for you 283 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 800-359-8100 284 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 If you want us to give us your cock 285 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Please give it to us 286 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 Chris 287 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Have you ever been with a nymphomaniac 288 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 What do you think about this situation 289 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 To me there is no such thing as a nympho 290 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 Because I don't think anybody 291 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 Fucks longer and 292 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 More than myself 293 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 You are such wrong 294 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Obviously has never been with one of the girls 295 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 On night calls 296 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 You come to bed with me you gonna need to bring 297 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 About 18 energy drinks 298 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 Do you ever get laid by these 299 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Girls Chris 300 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Yeah some of them 301 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Which one 302 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 Some of them just drink the energy drink and run around the house 303 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 That was me 304 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 That's what I did 305 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Alright Chris well I'm gonna introduce you to some really hot 306 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 Nymphos right now so just stand right there 307 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Pick up this game 308 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 Just watch the masters 309 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Okay 310 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Hey babies 311 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 Carly Banks 312 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Are you a nymphomaniac 313 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 Well I have sex about 314 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 2-3 times a day so I think 315 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 That counts as me being a nympho 316 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 I would say so 317 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 It's count as being a nympho 318 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Jesus Christ Carly Aren't they nice 319 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 They make me all hot and bothered 320 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 Well Hannah are you a nympho 321 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 You know what I've never really considered 322 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Myself to be a nymphomaniac 323 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 No like how often do you have 324 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Sex like every day 325 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 I guess like 8-9 times a day 326 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Hannah honey 327 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 You are a nymphomaniac 328 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 Congratulations you're a nymphomaniac 329 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 Yeah 330 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Somebody help this girl 331 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 Get her some pop 332 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Gentlemen 333 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Get right up in there 334 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 Well you know does it count to get off with girls 335 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Like eating pussy girl and girl lesbian action 336 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 Yeah it's a pleasure 337 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 As long as you get off 338 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Right 339 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Well why don't y'all get it on and let's start helping the cure 340 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 For nymphos 341 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 We're gonna sit here and rub one out while you guys 342 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 You know do that 343 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 What 344 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Oh 345 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 I think I might come with them 346 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Me too 347 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 Good 348 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 Well stay tuned guys 349 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 Because we've got lots and lots and lots 350 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 Of stuff coming your way 351 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Hit it boys 352 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 Hey 353 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 Hey 354 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Hey 355 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Hey 356 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Hey 357 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 Hey 358 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 Hey 359 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 Hey 360 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 Hey 361 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 Hey 362 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Hey 363 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Hey 364 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Hey 365 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 Hey 366 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 Hey 367 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 Hey 368 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Hey 369 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 Hey 370 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 Welcome back to Night Calls 371 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Tonight our topic 372 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Nymphomaniacs 373 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 Yay nymphos 374 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 And not only are we 375 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 Nymphomaniacs 376 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 But we won awards 377 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 For our nymphomaniacs 378 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 See the AVN award 379 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 My good friend Jesse 380 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 We won Best All Girl Scene 381 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 For Digital Playgrounds 382 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 Island Fever 4 383 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 And if you want to see more of that 384 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Go to DigitalPlaygrounds.com 385 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 It was 386 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 It was such a hot movie 387 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Look I had all these hot 388 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 Girls, blonde brunettes 389 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 Mixtures on the tip 390 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Of a beach in Bora Bora 391 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 And all we had to do is show us 392 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Fuck 393 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 We got a lit pussy 394 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 And then I 395 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I had such a good time 396 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Did you get sand in your crotch? 397 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 Yeah, sand is like a scratching thing 398 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 It's like exfoliating 399 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 You're exfoliating your vagina 400 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Which you need to do 401 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 So like next time a cock gets in 402 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 It's nice and smooth 403 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 It goes in easily 404 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 Those are really hot bitches I'm jealous 405 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Well you know what 406 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 My dear friend Kirsten right here 407 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 Also won award Best Supporting Actress 408 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 I love it 409 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 I love that movie I got to be a tough 410 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Badass bitch 411 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 With a gun 412 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 This scene I got to do karate 413 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 And then after karate I got to have sex 414 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Which is always my favorite thing to do 415 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 After I kick some ass 416 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 You were kung fu fucking 417 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 I was kung fu fucking 418 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 Yeah 419 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Did you do any anal piledriver? 420 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 I did regular piledriver 421 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 Oh there's the piledriver I did anal in this movie 422 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 And I did it in another scene 423 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 See that is such an award winning scene 424 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 I mean duh 425 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 But 426 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 We won 427 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 A round of applause 428 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 But not only 429 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Did we win awards because we are 430 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 Great nymphos 431 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 We also got to host the Playboy's 432 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Red Hot Carpet at the Avian Award Show 433 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 This year and that was 434 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 So much fun 435 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 It was it was all kinds of stars there 436 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 Dave Navarro 437 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 Gene Simmons 438 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 We had everybody there 439 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 Look the gold 440 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 The silver 441 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 That's going to be such a great show 442 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 You're going to be able to see that on Playboy TV 443 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 I believe in March 444 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 Check your local listings I'm not sure exactly what it is 445 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 But it will air yes 446 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 It will air here on Playboy TV 447 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 And you don't want to miss it it was very fun 448 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 It was so much fun 449 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 And you were very funny actually 450 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 Hey don't give it away 451 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,000 They're going to have to watch and see 452 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000 But you know what I'm talking about 453 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 I know what you're talking about 454 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 I'm a smart ass with a red carpet I can't help it 455 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 Oh we have a caller 456 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 What's his name? 457 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Kobe from Missouri 458 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 Hey what's going on 459 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Not much what's going on with you 460 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Well first of all I want to pledge 461 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 My cock 462 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 To as many women as I can 463 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Just bring it to Missouri 464 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 And all my friends and myself 465 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 Will satisfy all of y'all 466 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 Six ways this Sunday 467 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Every day make you squeal 468 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 Make you holler make you jump up and down 469 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 We want it that's not a problem 470 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 There's a cure it's in southwest Missouri 471 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 Oh Kobe thank you 472 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 That's what I'm talking about people 473 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 Right there that is the stuff 474 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 That dreams are made of 475 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 And more people should follow Kobe's lead 476 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 And call us and pledge their cocks to us 477 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Kobe thank you we love you 478 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 Oh my gosh 479 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 That's great 480 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Why can't there be more guys like that 481 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 So come on guys 482 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Bring it bring it stack up 483 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 Give us a call 484 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 You know 485 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 It's not like there's not enough hot girls 486 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 Here to fuck 487 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Hot talented girls 488 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh they have special talents 489 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 All our girls are talented 490 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Especially Carly that girl's got more talents 491 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 The skin flute 492 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 She did a mean skin flute 493 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 Every week she surprises me 494 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 And I just heard of a new talent that she has 495 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 Oh really what 496 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 I heard that her asshole talks 497 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I don't know this is just a rumor I heard 498 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Let's try and confirm it 499 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 Carly does your asshole talk 500 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 Yes it does unfortunately 501 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 How come you have never 502 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 Shared this special skill with us 503 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 Because every 504 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Single time that I let him talk 505 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 Like he never wants to shut up 506 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 So it's like every time I try to say something 507 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 People think I'm just talking out of my ass 508 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 So I guess it gets down on me 509 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 You need to think about it 510 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 What's his name Carly 511 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 His name is Skippy 512 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 Skippy 513 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 Can he be the asshole can he come out and play 514 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Can Skippy play right now 515 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I suppose I'll let Skippy play 516 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Hello Skippy 517 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Hey girls 518 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 Hi how are you 519 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 What's going on Jessie Kiersten good to see you 520 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 You're so sexy 521 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 Congratulations on your AVN awards you guys are wonderful 522 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 Thanks 523 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 How are you 524 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 I'm doing great you know what I'm a nymphomaniac too 525 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 But unfortunately Carly doesn't invite a lot of guys 526 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 To do me right now it's really horrible 527 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 I need some attention too 528 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 Why doesn't she invite a lot of guys 529 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 I mean I would volunteer 530 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Technically I got a thing I could strap on 531 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 For you 532 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 Well give it to me baby I love stuff like that 533 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 Really 534 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Wow I've never seen an asshole with a tongue before 535 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,000 And teeth 536 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 Carly Gates she has teeth in her ass 537 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 Well that's just every time I see a 538 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 Cock I just like to smile 539 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 So Skippy you do get fucked from time to time 540 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 Correct 541 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 Every once in a while every time some guy slips out of her vagina 542 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 And into me it just feels so good 543 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 It's an accident kind of thing right 544 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Who wants it to be an accident I want it to be for real 545 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh yeah baby 546 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 I'll give it to you for real 547 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 Aww 548 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Give us kisses give us kisses 549 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 I love you guys 550 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 I like Skippy he's a nice guy 551 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 Skippy's cute 552 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I gape really well don't I 553 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 You do you're a great gaper 554 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Wow he seems loose and easy going 555 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 Doesn't he really loose 556 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 Nice meeting you Skippy 557 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 It was great meeting you guys too hope to see you on the other end 558 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Skippy was cute 559 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 Who thought an asshole had teeth 560 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 I love Skippy I wish my asshole 561 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Talked 562 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Missy let's try 563 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Hello audience 564 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Doesn't work does it 565 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 No you're not Skippy I'm sorry you don't have the same 566 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 Asshole 567 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 Oh well maybe next year 568 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 So everybody do y'all remember 569 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Last year our segment that we started 570 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 Born in 88 571 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 It's back 572 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 We had it back 573 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 Oh my god 574 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 We love the new young girls 575 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Alright well let's 576 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Bring her out our born in 88 577 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Girl Brie Olson come on down 578 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Skippy 579 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 You're gonna win one of these for us next year 580 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 I'm working hard for it 581 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 How long have you been in the industry Brie 582 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 About five months 583 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 And how do you like it 584 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 I love it it's great 585 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 And you do boys girls everything right 586 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Oh yeah I do it all 587 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Nice do you do anal 588 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 Yes I love her 589 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Is there anything that you don't do on film 590 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 DP 591 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 You gotta save it 592 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Okay for all of you 593 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 Who don't know DP means double 594 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 Penetration one in the pink one in the steak 595 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Get it 596 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 When I first got in the business I thought DP 597 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Meant digital playground and they're like 598 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 You want a DP 599 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 I'm already with digital playground I don't get it 600 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 And they're like 601 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 Double penetration 602 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 Oh you're so cute 603 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 So cute 604 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 So about how many movies have you done so far 605 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 About 30 movies 606 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Wow that's a good number 607 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 Nice solid number 608 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 In five months 609 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 So what is the biggest cock you have 610 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Have you had nice big like 611 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Thick long cocks 612 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Fuck you so hard 613 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 Oh yeah when I first got into it 614 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 Chris Charming Anal 615 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Who is your favorite boy to work with 616 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Sasha 617 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 Who is that 618 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Yeah super hot 619 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 So were you a little slut before 620 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 Korn or is this new 621 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I've always been a whore 622 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Me too 623 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I think it's a prerequisite 624 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 That you have to be a little bit slutty 625 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 Before you do Korn 626 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 You gotta know how to throw down 627 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Can we see your ass like now since Carly's ass 628 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 I'm like into this like seeing everyone's 629 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Ass hole right now 630 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 You do have a great ass 631 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 Bit talk 632 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Hello 633 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 That's such a cute 634 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 That's a cute hole 635 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Have one of your clips Bree 636 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 From a movie 637 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 It's called Bore My Hole 638 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 And it's not bore like 639 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 It's bore like bore it 640 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 So let's take a look at Bore My Hole 641 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 I love second cock 642 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Oh yeah 643 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Oh look at that cock 644 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 Oh yeah 645 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Oh my god 646 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 Oh my god 647 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Fuck yeah fuck my pussy 648 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Fuck yeah 649 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Oh my god 650 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 Oh my god yeah give it to me 651 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Give it to me 652 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 Oh my god 653 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 That's what it's all about people 654 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 That is what it's all about 655 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Who was that guy he had a nice cock 656 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 You know I don't know they all blend after a while 657 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Yeah that's true 658 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 He's like headless he's just a cock 659 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 He's a stunt cock 660 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 He's a tool we like the cocks 661 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 We use guys whenever 662 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 We got you a toy it's the dual breast 663 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 Exerciser from docjohnson.com 664 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 For all your sex toy needs go to 665 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 docjohnson.com 666 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 This thing is cool it makes it feel like 667 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 You've got it says for the 668 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 Fully cut feeling of two human hands 669 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 And you know what her boobs are natural and real 670 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 And look these are pink and they're so pretty cause they are pink 671 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Let's just try it out 672 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I'll squeeze okay ready 673 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 And it's got all these little numbers 674 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 So you can see like how much 675 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 36, 37, 38 676 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 How does it feel 677 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Does it feel like two human hands cupping your breast 678 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 It feels like I don't know how to explain it 679 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Well it looks really cool 680 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Look at that 681 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Look how big her tits are getting 682 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Yay I'm going to get one of these 683 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Cause I have little boobs 684 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 I'm not using this before every shoot 685 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 I mean they fill you out 686 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 Alright we have Rob on the phone 687 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 From Connecticut Rob what's going on baby 688 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 Hey how you doing lady 689 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Super sexy how are you bitch 690 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 I'm doing great I just want to 691 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Say I was watching the feature 692 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Before and I want to pledge my cock 693 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 Yay another cock 694 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,000 I'm thinking I could do 695 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Six maybe seven a day 696 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 More if I'm feeling you know a little charitable 697 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 Well I'm going to be in Connecticut 698 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Next month dancing so you can 699 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 Come pledge your cock to me 700 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I would pledge my cock gladly to all three of you 701 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 Right now 702 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 Oh Rob thank you so 703 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 Much I mean you should come to our 704 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 Night closet here in LA 705 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 And do us like really 706 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,000 Mean what you say give us your cock 707 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 This is so real charity 708 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 I have you all bent over 709 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 And doing it 710 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Do you have a big cock Rob 711 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 I say it's average about eight inches 712 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Oh that's more than average honey 713 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 That's large my friend 714 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Thank you so much for your help 715 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 And your cock I mean you're really 716 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Doing the country a favor here 717 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 I want to do as much as I can for you girls 718 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Thank you 719 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Well thank you because coming up next 720 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 We have the reigning female performer 721 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 Of the year 722 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 What you do to me 723 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 You know I need to 724 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Hear you say hear you say that 725 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 A thousand percent 726 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 What you do to me you know I see through 727 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 What you say 728 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 What you say doesn't matter anyway 729 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 I'm on the run 730 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Under the gun 731 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 So sure that you 732 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Yeah 733 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Oh yeah here it comes 734 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Again 735 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Get away run away 736 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Get away we've come 737 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Undone again 738 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Get away get away 739 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 Get away get away 740 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 I won't let you 741 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 In 742 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Get away run away get away 743 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 Welcome back to Night Hall 744 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 We're going to be like nipple maniacs 745 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 Kirsten what are you doing over there 746 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 Well I'm sitting here with my good friend 747 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Cody Milo 748 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Are you a nympho 749 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 Yes I pretty much am 750 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 You look like a nympho 751 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Yeah I'm eating some right about now 752 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Yeah well I can give you some 753 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Save that for later baby 754 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Alright and I'm also here with my good friend 755 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Hillary Scott 756 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 JVN performer of the year 757 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Which is a huge award congratulations 758 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Congratulations 759 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Wow and you did not only win performer of the year 760 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 You won other awards alright 761 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 I also won best actress 762 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 In my big movie of the year corruption won best picture 763 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Yay that won more than just that 764 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 Right that won everything 765 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 Yeah best editing screenplay director 766 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Actress 767 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 Oh yeah you know the usual 768 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 It was a pretty alright movie 769 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 It's a very very very dirty movie right 770 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,000 Very dirty 771 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000 It's about as dirty 772 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,000 I think it's the dirtiest movie ever 773 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,000 Nice 774 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:44,000 And that's what it takes to win 775 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,000 The performer of the year award 776 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Just dirty nasty 777 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,000 Well rounded fucking right 778 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Well I think it's a combination of everything 779 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 Because you know I've kind of done all 780 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,000 The hardcore gonzo scenes 781 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,000 You know all the hardcore anal scenes 782 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,000 And I also did a lot of acting and features 783 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:02,000 And stuff so 784 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 That's awesome you're my idol 785 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,000 Look at this you look crazy 786 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 You're taking like how many guys is this two 787 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 This is two guys 788 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,000 Two guys at the same time 789 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Eventually simultaneously yes 790 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,000 She did the DP everybody 791 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 And those are huge 792 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Cocks too how big is that 793 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,000 Don't look this big 794 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Oh man that's like 795 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:26,000 Like a 10 inch cock easy 796 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 Oh wow 797 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,000 That was amazing I'm like 798 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Just blown away by that scene 799 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 I'm gonna go home and watch it as soon as I get home 800 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,000 So guys sexy picture is 801 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Corruption 802 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 And you're also Britney Rears too right 803 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 Yes I am Britney Rears 804 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000 Tell us what Britney Rears is 805 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,000 Because I don't think everybody here knows what Britney Rears is 806 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Britney Rears is a movie from 807 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,000 Hostar it's a series it's kind of a spoof off 808 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,000 Of obviously Britney Spears pop star 809 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,000 So it's basically 810 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Just that it's a pop star that just 811 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 You know is a sex addict 812 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,000 Nice it's better than Britney Spears 813 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,000 Exactly I'm more of a whore 814 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Than she'll ever be 815 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Wow and that's saying something in America 816 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Who cares if she doesn't wear panties I can get my ass fucked every day 817 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,000 Just yeah 818 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Sorry I'm joking on that one 819 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 Since you're the performer of the year 820 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Do you think you can get off one of our callers 821 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,000 Absolutely 822 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Okay John from Florida 823 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,000 Do you want to talk to Hillary 824 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Big time 825 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 My god is she gorgeous 826 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,000 Oh thank you John 827 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,000 I'm down here in the sunshine 828 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,000 All of us guys down here we just went through 829 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 A bunch of hurricanes and everything but you know 830 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:38,000 I have become an official orgasm donor 831 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,000 Well please do that for me 832 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:42,000 Oh I wouldn't wear the happy tits 833 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,000 Are you stroking your cock for me 834 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,000 Are you kidding me 835 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 I have ever since I've seen those beautiful eyes 836 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,000 Is it fully erect 837 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Oh 838 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 I want to talk to you about these tits 839 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Oh big time baby 840 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 I want your cock in my mouth 841 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 My tight little cunt 842 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:02,000 My pretty little asshole 843 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000 I like it deep and hard 844 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,000 Can you give it to me deep and hard John 845 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 I want you to fuck me John 846 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 I want you to fuck me 847 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 I want you to fuck me 848 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I want you to come 849 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,000 I want you to come down my throat John 850 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,000 I want to eat your fucking cum 851 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Oh baby 852 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Give it to me in my mouth 853 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:36,000 I swallowed every drop John 854 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 The female performer of the year 855 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,000 Ladies and gentlemen and she deserves it 856 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 Every bit of it 857 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,000 That's what it's all about 858 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 There she is ladies and gentlemen 859 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,000 It's like Miss America only slutty 860 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,000 Great! 861 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,000 Hey Jessie, what are you doing over there on the stripper pole? 862 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Besides getting off because of Hillary 863 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,000 I'm sitting here with a hot stripper 864 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,000 What's your name baby? Lily 865 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,000 Lily, do you dance as spearmint rhino? 866 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Yes 867 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,000 Well I think everybody out here would like to see you move 868 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Do you mind showing us what you got? 869 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:08,000 No 870 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Thank you baby, hit it guys! 871 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 Let's go! 872 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 Lily, that was so sexy! 873 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,000 She is sexy Jessie 874 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,100 But you know who wants to sexy? 875 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,100 Our comic, Jeff Keith. 876 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:50,900 Woo! 877 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:51,700 Woo! 878 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,540 Woo! 879 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:53,340 Woo! 880 00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:54,140 Woo! 881 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:54,940 Woo! 882 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:55,940 Woo! 883 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,740 Woo! 884 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:57,540 Woo! 885 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,340 Woo! 886 00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,140 You're faking. 887 00:32:59,240 --> 00:32:59,980 You're faking. 888 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,940 You're faking, chicks. 889 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,180 This isn't exactly my fantasy either, all right? 890 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,980 You're a bunch of horny guys. 891 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:05,880 But it's going to happen. 892 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:06,680 What's up, dude? 893 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:07,520 Come on. 894 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:08,660 Give it up for the comic. 895 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,520 I know you saw a lot of naked chicks. 896 00:33:10,620 --> 00:33:12,320 You got an erection. 897 00:33:12,420 --> 00:33:14,620 We got a theme, nymphomaniac. 898 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,020 Nymphomaniac will give you a little sex story, 899 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,120 a little fuck story for you, all right? 900 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:19,120 You ready, glasses? 901 00:33:19,220 --> 00:33:20,520 Here it fucking goes. 902 00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:21,320 I was with this. 903 00:33:21,420 --> 00:33:22,120 Come on, man. 904 00:33:22,220 --> 00:33:22,820 Focus, bitch. 905 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,760 Let's go. 906 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:25,320 I'm with this girl once, right? 907 00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:26,920 Big old fake tits. 908 00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,700 Now, this isn't important to my story. 909 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,600 I just want you guys to know she had them, 910 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:32,100 and I was with her. 911 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,100 That's it. 912 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,060 Just a little bragging out of the way. 913 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,440 Anyways, thanks a lot. 914 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:37,700 OK. 915 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,280 I'm with this girl in the bedroom, right? 916 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:43,280 I'm downtown, Triangle Square, getting my protein. 917 00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:44,500 Know what the fuck I'm talking about? 918 00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,500 You do that shit? 919 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:48,140 You got to go, T. You probably fucking do that shit. 920 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:49,440 They do it up there, right? 921 00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,840 You got to do it, because some girls are ready to go, 922 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:53,180 but some you got to start manually. 923 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:54,920 They're like motorboats. 924 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:56,680 You ever try and start a motorboat by yourself? 925 00:33:56,780 --> 00:34:00,320 You're like, brrr, shit. 926 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:02,560 Brrr, damn it. 927 00:34:02,660 --> 00:34:03,720 Then you got to call a buddy over. 928 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,000 You're like, dude, you know how to do this shit? 929 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:07,900 He's like, come on, man. 930 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:09,400 You got to push the button. 931 00:34:09,500 --> 00:34:11,160 You're like, oh, the button. 932 00:34:11,220 --> 00:34:13,120 That's a clit joke I wrote with my mom. 933 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,720 All right. 934 00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,560 Anyways, I'm down there getting my nutrients, right? 935 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:17,920 This girl starts to get into it a little bit. 936 00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:18,820 She's feeling the kid. 937 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,720 She's like, oh, oh, oh, Mike. 938 00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:23,360 OK, I don't know if you guys remember this shit. 939 00:34:23,460 --> 00:34:26,500 My name's not fucking Mike. 940 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,040 It's Jeff. 941 00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,540 My head popped up like a cartoon. 942 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,800 I was like, what the fuck? 943 00:34:34,900 --> 00:34:36,140 Did you just say Mike? 944 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,340 But then I looked at those titties. 945 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,640 I said, fuck it. 946 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,000 I went right back down. 947 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:45,160 And I finished the fucking job, right? 948 00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:47,400 Seriously, when it happened, I didn't want to believe 949 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,300 she said another guy's name, right? 950 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:50,200 I did my head. 951 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:51,400 I tried to pass it off as a moan. 952 00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:52,340 You ever do that? 953 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,580 I was like, that wasn't Mike. 954 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:54,580 That was a moan. 955 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:55,480 You thought you heard Mike. 956 00:34:55,580 --> 00:34:56,580 It was just a moan. 957 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,220 But then it got louder and more clear. 958 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,820 She was like, Mike, Mike, Michael, Michael, not Jeff. 959 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:07,460 That's like the opposite. 960 00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,460 I was pissed, dude. 961 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,280 I took my money and left. 962 00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:13,960 Fuck that shit. 963 00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:17,160 Not on my watch. 964 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:18,160 I love sex, though. 965 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:20,760 I'm kind of an infomaniac, but every guy kind is, right? 966 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,660 How do you like to do it? 967 00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:22,500 I like it doggy style. 968 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,660 What do you like? 969 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,860 Doggy style, that's good, dude. 970 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,360 From behind, no condom, leave the bitch with the kids. 971 00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:30,140 Oh, I love it. 972 00:35:30,240 --> 00:35:32,600 I always feel bad for my balls, though, doggy style, right? 973 00:35:32,700 --> 00:35:33,600 Because they never get in. 974 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:35,580 They try, but they never do. 975 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,480 The cock goes in, he's like, fuck you guys. 976 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:38,660 I'm having fun. 977 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:39,600 And they try, though, right? 978 00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:40,600 They build momentum. 979 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:41,740 I like watching them swing up against. 980 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,200 They hold hands like, come on. 981 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,140 Let's fucking do this. 982 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,740 Now's the day. 983 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840 But it never happens. 984 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,240 I'm sorry I looked at you when I went like that. 985 00:35:49,340 --> 00:35:50,480 That's my sack slapping. 986 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,680 I don't know. 987 00:35:51,780 --> 00:35:54,080 You might have a really long sack slapping her in the tits. 988 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:55,720 That could be you. 989 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:58,760 I want a long sack, three feet. 990 00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,960 That's my goal. 991 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:01,360 So when she gets real into it and I'm behind her, 992 00:36:01,460 --> 00:36:05,200 she's like, oh, oh, oh, what the fuck? 993 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,320 The balls flew in my mouth again. 994 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:11,560 OK, we're going to get back to the naked ladies real quick. 995 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:12,920 I'm going to tell you one last story. 996 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:15,300 I was working at a club once. 997 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:16,560 A chick came up to my manager. 998 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:19,900 She said, I really want to sleep with Jeff Keith. 999 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,940 It's me, for those of you that have noticed I'm here. 1000 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,980 She goes, but I know that he's way out of my league. 1001 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,340 Does any guy in here have a league? 1002 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,120 I don't have a fucking league. 1003 00:36:32,220 --> 00:36:34,280 I'm like the rec center, open to the public. 1004 00:36:36,020 --> 00:36:42,560 All you got to do, all you need to do is live nearby, sign up. 1005 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:45,300 I only have three requirements when it comes to girls. 1006 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:46,100 Ready? 1007 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:49,260 One, are you a girl? 1008 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:53,040 Have you always been a girl? 1009 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:56,440 And if not, can you keep a secret? 1010 00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:57,040 And that's it. 1011 00:36:57,140 --> 00:36:58,440 Thanks a lot, guys. 1012 00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,340 I'm Jeff Keith. 1013 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,340 Here we go. 1014 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:04,500 That was so funny. 1015 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:10,500 Stay tuned, because coming up next, we have Steve Augh. 1016 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,300 Whoa! 1017 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:28,380 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, 1018 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:38,340 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, 1019 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:48,340 I'm gonna win you over, laying on my charm. 1020 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:55,820 I don't want you to hate me, because I'm in a moment of bravery, 1021 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,320 and you ain't gonna stop me. 1022 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:06,280 I don't want you to hate me, because I'm in a moment of bravery, 1023 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,280 and you ain't gonna stop me now. 1024 00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:15,280 Welcome back to the Night Calls. 1025 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:19,280 We're talking about nymphomaniacs. 1026 00:38:19,380 --> 00:38:23,280 What are y'all doing over there? 1027 00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:24,280 It's hard to talk. 1028 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:26,280 I can't even hear myself. 1029 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:28,240 Let's just let him do it. 1030 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,240 Let's let him do it. 1031 00:38:29,340 --> 00:38:31,240 No, no, no, come on, come on. 1032 00:38:31,340 --> 00:38:33,240 Fuck you, you. 1033 00:38:33,340 --> 00:38:35,240 Oh, my god. 1034 00:38:35,340 --> 00:38:36,240 Ah! 1035 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:37,240 Ah! 1036 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:38,240 Ah! 1037 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:39,240 Ah! 1038 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,240 Ah! 1039 00:38:40,340 --> 00:38:41,240 Ah! 1040 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,240 Ah! 1041 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:43,240 Fuck, yeah! 1042 00:38:43,340 --> 00:38:44,240 That's fucking good. 1043 00:38:44,340 --> 00:38:45,240 That's fucking good. 1044 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:46,240 That's fucking good. 1045 00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:49,240 Yeah, you got a fucking dirty little horn. 1046 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,240 Oh, shit. 1047 00:38:51,340 --> 00:38:52,240 Ah! 1048 00:38:52,340 --> 00:38:53,240 Ah! 1049 00:38:53,340 --> 00:38:54,240 Fuck. 1050 00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,240 Fuck! 1051 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:56,200 Yeah! 1052 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:02,200 Good job, girls! 1053 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:05,200 Yes, Cody Milo and Hillary Scott, ladies and gentlemen. 1054 00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,200 They're helping the nymphomaniacs, even less, folks. 1055 00:39:08,300 --> 00:39:09,200 Come on. 1056 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:10,200 Yeah, trying. 1057 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:11,200 That was hot. 1058 00:39:11,300 --> 00:39:13,200 Y'all are making me, I'm jealous, 1059 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,200 because I actually haven't got off on this show yet, 1060 00:39:16,300 --> 00:39:17,200 and that's a problem. 1061 00:39:17,300 --> 00:39:19,200 Well, we're going to have to fix this. 1062 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:20,200 Yeah, fix it. 1063 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,200 Huh? 1064 00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:22,200 Fix it. 1065 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,200 I'm going to fix it. 1066 00:39:23,300 --> 00:39:24,200 You're going to fix it with me. 1067 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:25,160 You're dressing him. 1068 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,160 Yeah. 1069 00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,160 It's on. 1070 00:39:27,260 --> 00:39:29,160 Because right now, we have somebody 1071 00:39:29,260 --> 00:39:30,660 that you might all know. 1072 00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:36,160 He's crazy, he's fun, and he's from Jackass 2, Steve O. 1073 00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:38,160 Get up, fat bitch! 1074 00:39:38,260 --> 00:39:39,160 Woo! 1075 00:39:45,260 --> 00:39:48,160 Wipe the pussy off your face, bitch! 1076 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,160 What? 1077 00:39:49,260 --> 00:39:50,160 How ugly. 1078 00:39:50,260 --> 00:39:51,160 Hi! 1079 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:53,160 Woo! 1080 00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:55,120 Hi, honey. 1081 00:39:55,220 --> 00:39:58,120 What happened to Playboy TV? 1082 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:02,120 I was like, I used to be on this show called Totally Busted, 1083 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:04,220 and it was like, there wasn't really 1084 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,120 all that fucking going on, you know? 1085 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:08,120 And now there is. 1086 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,120 I know, what happened? 1087 00:40:09,220 --> 00:40:10,120 Like, someone changed the rules? 1088 00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:12,120 Yeah, we're the coolest show on Playboy this way. 1089 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:15,120 Yeah, Night Calls is way better than Totally Busted. 1090 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,120 Did Night Calls always have all the fucking like? 1091 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:18,120 No, we're the new ones to do it. 1092 00:40:18,220 --> 00:40:20,120 No, we're the new Night Calls. 1093 00:40:20,220 --> 00:40:22,120 I love Totally Busted, though, too. 1094 00:40:22,180 --> 00:40:23,620 That was so, that's such a good show. 1095 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:26,080 Like, Playboy, TV just rocks, like all of our shows. 1096 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:28,080 We have a clip from Totally Busted with you on it. 1097 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:28,880 We do? 1098 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,680 Oh, yeah, yeah, no way. 1099 00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:30,480 It's sweet, sweet. 1100 00:40:30,580 --> 00:40:31,280 Yeah. 1101 00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,080 Are you ready for this? 1102 00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,080 This is you. 1103 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:34,180 You know, I don't think I ever saw it, either, 1104 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,480 so let's check it out. 1105 00:40:35,580 --> 00:40:38,180 It's called Around the World in 80 Lays. 1106 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,680 Let's take a look. 1107 00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:44,480 I've been in like 23 countries in the last like two years. 1108 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:46,280 I want to tell you what it's like to get laid 1109 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,780 all over the world. 1110 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:50,780 This is Mexico. 1111 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,280 Scotland. 1112 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:55,080 There I was in Switzerland, right? 1113 00:40:55,180 --> 00:41:01,580 And then she says, do you like Arnold, Arnold, Arnoldino? 1114 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,380 Yeah. 1115 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,180 Yeah. 1116 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,180 Yeah. 1117 00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:05,980 Hi. 1118 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:06,780 Hi. 1119 00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:08,180 Woo. 1120 00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:10,180 You have a nice cock. 1121 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,480 I know. 1122 00:41:11,580 --> 00:41:12,480 I like your cock. 1123 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:13,280 I know. 1124 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:14,080 He knows. 1125 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:14,880 I know. 1126 00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:15,680 You have a nice cock. 1127 00:41:15,780 --> 00:41:16,480 I know. 1128 00:41:16,580 --> 00:41:17,280 That's it. 1129 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:18,680 That's awesome. 1130 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:19,680 Oh, man. 1131 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,280 So you have a movie out, Jackass 2. 1132 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:25,080 Yep. 1133 00:41:25,180 --> 00:41:26,280 Just came out on DVD. 1134 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,080 Yes. 1135 00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,080 It was a little disturbing, might I add. 1136 00:41:30,180 --> 00:41:31,180 I laughed. 1137 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:34,080 I definitely almost shit my pants. 1138 00:41:34,180 --> 00:41:35,780 I almost threw up. 1139 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,480 But all in all, it was a good warm, tingly feeling inside. 1140 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,580 It was nice. 1141 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,580 Yep. 1142 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:43,980 It made me feel good and scared at the same time. 1143 00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,680 I've got a brand new website. 1144 00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,480 You do? 1145 00:41:46,580 --> 00:41:47,280 Oh, yes. 1146 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,080 Tell us about that. 1147 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,180 And what can people see on this website, Steve-O? 1148 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,980 Well, there's all kinds of, like, rad video clips, you know? 1149 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,980 And like, you can see my cock. 1150 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:58,780 All right. 1151 00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,680 On going. 1152 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:00,980 We love the cock. 1153 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,480 Remember our pledge for nismanism. 1154 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:04,980 You can tell it, too. 1155 00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,980 We need cocks to pledge, you know, to help cure nymphos. 1156 00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:09,080 Because it's a disease. 1157 00:42:09,180 --> 00:42:10,480 And we need as many cocks. 1158 00:42:10,580 --> 00:42:12,980 You've had my cock for years, baby. 1159 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:13,980 Yeah, baby. 1160 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,280 Yeah. 1161 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,980 What else is new? 1162 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:18,980 Oh, gosh. 1163 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,980 It's so fun. 1164 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,980 Do you feel uncomfortable with, like, naked chicks with their 1165 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:24,980 tits on your arm like this? 1166 00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:26,980 Or what if it goes in your face a little bit? 1167 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:27,980 Oh, man. 1168 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,980 How's that for Steve-O.com? 1169 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:30,980 Yeah, yeah. 1170 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,980 I mean, we can make good website content for Steve-O.com. 1171 00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:34,980 Yeah. 1172 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:36,980 Now, this is the new meaning of life right here. 1173 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:37,980 Oh, wait, wait. 1174 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:40,980 Kirsten, you had something you wanted to ask Steve-O about the 1175 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:41,980 meaning of life. 1176 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:42,980 Yes. 1177 00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:43,980 You checked out my website. 1178 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,980 I read your website. 1179 00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,980 I looked all. 1180 00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:46,980 I mean, I was on there forever. 1181 00:42:46,980 --> 00:42:49,880 But the most fascinating thing was Steve-O's meaning of life. 1182 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:50,880 Yeah. 1183 00:42:50,980 --> 00:42:52,880 So, I mean, if you people, you have to go to Steve-O.com 1184 00:42:52,980 --> 00:42:53,880 to read it. 1185 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:54,880 You have to go to Steve-O.com. 1186 00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:55,880 That's pretty wild, huh? 1187 00:42:55,980 --> 00:42:56,880 It is. 1188 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:57,880 It is my favorite thing on there. 1189 00:42:57,980 --> 00:42:58,880 See, that's a little teaser. 1190 00:42:58,980 --> 00:43:00,880 That's going to get you to Steve-O.com. 1191 00:43:00,980 --> 00:43:01,880 The meaning of life. 1192 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:02,880 Check it out. 1193 00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,880 Like, I really sit around, like, just, like, 1194 00:43:04,980 --> 00:43:06,880 looking at my hit counter. 1195 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,880 So, like, show me some love. 1196 00:43:08,980 --> 00:43:09,880 Yeah. 1197 00:43:09,980 --> 00:43:10,880 We'll show you some love. 1198 00:43:10,980 --> 00:43:14,880 We'll show you some love in Steve-O. 1199 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:17,780 So we've got some DVDs, right? 1200 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,780 Yeah. 1201 00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:20,780 We have DVDs. 1202 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:24,780 We have DVDs that you've came and brought for us. 1203 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:25,780 And you know what? 1204 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,780 Actually, because we're doing this whole, 1205 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,780 you know, pledge your cock, I would 1206 00:43:29,880 --> 00:43:32,780 like to invite three guys from the audience that 1207 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,780 are willing to pledge their cocks to cure nymphomania. 1208 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,780 And you can get these Jackass 2 DVDs. 1209 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,780 Who is willing to give us their cock? 1210 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:42,780 Jack. 1211 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:45,680 I don't know. 1212 00:43:45,780 --> 00:43:46,680 OK. 1213 00:43:46,780 --> 00:43:47,680 Guys, I need you. 1214 00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:48,680 I don't need these guys. 1215 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,680 Come on, Steve-O. Come on. 1216 00:43:50,780 --> 00:43:51,680 OK. 1217 00:43:51,780 --> 00:43:52,680 This is so important. 1218 00:43:52,780 --> 00:43:53,680 Oh, my god. 1219 00:43:53,780 --> 00:43:56,680 You're really doing the country a favor. 1220 00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:57,680 I mean, seriously. 1221 00:43:57,780 --> 00:43:58,680 Thank you. 1222 00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,680 Oh, my god. Thank you. 1223 00:43:59,780 --> 00:44:00,680 I mean, we love cocks. 1224 00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,680 You don't understand how important your cocks are. 1225 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:04,680 All right. 1226 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:08,680 Now, you guys, in order to get these Jackass 2 DVDs, 1227 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:12,680 must pledge your cocks to help fight against nymphomania. 1228 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:13,680 OK? 1229 00:44:13,780 --> 00:44:15,680 So I need your name, where you're from, 1230 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:19,680 and you have to each say, I so-and-so from wherever, 1231 00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:22,680 pledge to fuck four girls a day. 1232 00:44:22,780 --> 00:44:23,680 Minimum four. 1233 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:24,680 Minimum. 1234 00:44:24,780 --> 00:44:25,680 OK, go. 1235 00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:28,680 I, Jake, from Burbank, California, 1236 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:32,680 pledge to fuck at least four girls every day 1237 00:44:32,780 --> 00:44:33,680 for the rest of my life. 1238 00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:34,680 There you go. 1239 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:35,680 Jackass 2. 1240 00:44:35,780 --> 00:44:36,680 Thank you. 1241 00:44:36,780 --> 00:44:37,680 You're up, baby. 1242 00:44:37,780 --> 00:44:38,680 Do it. 1243 00:44:38,780 --> 00:44:40,680 I, Gil, from Los Angeles, California, 1244 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,580 pledge to fuck four girls every day. 1245 00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:44,580 There you go. 1246 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:45,580 Nice jacket, by the way. 1247 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:46,580 Really smooth. 1248 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:47,580 Really feeling it. 1249 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:48,580 And Mr. Hair, do it. 1250 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,580 Hi. 1251 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:51,580 I'm Mike from LA, and I pledge to fuck 1252 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,580 at least four more women every day 1253 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,580 for the rest of my life. 1254 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,580 Thank you very much. 1255 00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:57,580 Thank you. 1256 00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,580 Oh, Gil. 1257 00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:00,580 I'm tearing. 1258 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,580 I'm feeling a little, I'm tearing a bit. 1259 00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,580 I don't understand how many pussies 1260 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,580 y'all are going to cure. 1261 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:06,580 I mean, seriously. 1262 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,580 We might not lose it, you know? 1263 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,580 We might not lose pussies. 1264 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,580 If you don't use it, then you lose it. 1265 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,580 Oh, thank you. 1266 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,580 Kirsten, I can't even talk right now. 1267 00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:13,580 I'm so choked. 1268 00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,580 OK, well, thank you, guys. 1269 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:15,580 You can go have a seat. 1270 00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:21,580 And now it's Gil. 1271 00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:22,580 Wait. 1272 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,580 Yeah! 1273 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:24,580 Come here. 1274 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,580 Let's take a talk. 1275 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,580 Hey, we have a caller. 1276 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:27,580 Hello, Wayne from Oklahoma. 1277 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:29,580 Hey, I live in Oklahoma. 1278 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,580 No, you don't. 1279 00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:31,580 You live right there on the couch. 1280 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:32,580 No, I don't. 1281 00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,580 Hi, Wayne. 1282 00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,580 How are you? 1283 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,580 Good. 1284 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,580 How are you? 1285 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,580 I'm great. 1286 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:38,580 Are you a nymphomaniac, Wayne? 1287 00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:39,580 I was calling to do a pledge 1288 00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:41,480 to all the other nymphomaniacs in Oklahoma. 1289 00:45:41,580 --> 00:45:42,480 And you know what? 1290 00:45:42,580 --> 00:45:43,480 I live in Oklahoma. 1291 00:45:43,580 --> 00:45:44,480 So you can pledge your cock to me, too, 1292 00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:46,480 because I need them, too. 1293 00:45:46,580 --> 00:45:47,480 I know. 1294 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:48,480 I saw you this weekend. 1295 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,480 I'm pledging my cock to Steve-O. 1296 00:45:51,580 --> 00:45:52,480 Oh, yeah. 1297 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,480 I like Kirsten's cock. 1298 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:54,480 My cock's big. 1299 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,480 Kirsten has a cock, too. 1300 00:45:55,580 --> 00:45:56,480 I swear it on the inside. 1301 00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:58,480 Wayne, thank you so much. 1302 00:45:58,580 --> 00:46:01,480 And I'm going to look forward to seeing you back in Oklahoma 1303 00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:04,480 and you pledging your cock to any hole of mine 1304 00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:08,480 that you would like, because that's how dedicated and crazy 1305 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:09,380 I am. 1306 00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,380 I'm going to put my cock in this hole. 1307 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,380 Yeah, it was. 1308 00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,380 Thank you, Wayne. 1309 00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,380 Phil from New Jersey. 1310 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,380 What's up, Phil? 1311 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,380 I got something for you to fill, baby. 1312 00:46:23,480 --> 00:46:24,380 What's up, homie? 1313 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,380 I want to pledge my cock to Kirsten. 1314 00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,380 Oh, yes. 1315 00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,380 How can I come to her face? 1316 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:33,380 To my face. 1317 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:36,380 Phil, how many girls have you fucked so far today? 1318 00:46:36,380 --> 00:46:38,280 Oh, deli Phil. 1319 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,280 Good. 1320 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:41,280 You need to get it up, because the minimum we're requiring 1321 00:46:41,380 --> 00:46:45,280 right now, because this is like DEFCON 5, is four. 1322 00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,280 Serious. 1323 00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:48,280 Yes, I need your cock back, Phil, 1324 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:49,280 because I don't want to lose it. 1325 00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:51,280 I don't want it to dry up like Daisy said. 1326 00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:52,280 Oh, I want to do it to you, baby. 1327 00:46:52,380 --> 00:46:53,280 I need this shit. 1328 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:54,280 This is my moneymaker. 1329 00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,280 Will you help me save my moneymaker? 1330 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,280 Oh, absolutely, baby. 1331 00:46:58,380 --> 00:46:59,280 Thanks, Bill. 1332 00:46:59,380 --> 00:47:00,280 Thank you, Phil. 1333 00:47:00,380 --> 00:47:02,280 Oh, I want to come over here. 1334 00:47:02,380 --> 00:47:04,280 We got Bill from Michigan. 1335 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:05,280 Hi, Bill. 1336 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:06,180 Hi, ladies. 1337 00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,180 Are you going to pledge your cock for us, Bill? 1338 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,180 I'm going to do what I can to help rid 1339 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,180 the world of nymphomania. 1340 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,180 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1341 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,180 We're trying to add nymphomania to the world, right? 1342 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:18,180 Right. 1343 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,180 That sounds good. 1344 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,180 We want nymphomania. 1345 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:22,180 We've got to create more nymphos, 1346 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:25,180 because if this world didn't have nymphos, where would we be? 1347 00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:27,180 We have to satisfy the nymphos. 1348 00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,180 It's all about satisfaction, baby. 1349 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:30,180 Thanks, Bill. 1350 00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:31,180 But thank you. 1351 00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,180 Thank you, Steve-o. 1352 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,180 I'm jealous of you, baby. 1353 00:47:34,180 --> 00:47:35,080 Yeah? 1354 00:47:35,180 --> 00:47:37,080 Do you want to be right here? 1355 00:47:37,180 --> 00:47:40,080 Jessie, I want to do something for America right now. 1356 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:42,080 OK, let's do something for our country. 1357 00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:44,080 I want to masturbate for America. 1358 00:47:44,180 --> 00:47:46,080 Like a group masturbation on the couch? 1359 00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:48,080 Yeah, I think it will really help unite us. 1360 00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:50,080 All right, ladies, let's get to the couch. 1361 00:47:50,180 --> 00:47:52,080 We've got to masturbate for our country. 1362 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:53,080 This one's for our country, people. 1363 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:54,080 Come on, Steve-o. 1364 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:58,080 For all the nymphos in the United States of America, 1365 00:47:58,180 --> 00:47:59,080 this one's for you. 1366 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,080 Come on, ladies. 1367 00:48:00,180 --> 00:48:01,080 Come on, Steve-o. 1368 00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,080 Come on. 1369 00:48:02,180 --> 00:48:03,080 Give us that cock. 1370 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,080 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1371 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:05,080 You've got to get in there, too. 1372 00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:06,080 Come on, get in the middle. 1373 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:07,080 Ready? 1374 00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:08,080 Ready, ladies? 1375 00:48:08,180 --> 00:48:09,080 Oh, yeah. 1376 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:12,080 Ask not what your country can do for you, 1377 00:48:12,180 --> 00:48:15,080 but who you can do for your country. 1378 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,080 Oh, yes. 1379 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,080 Oh, yes. 1380 00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,080 Oh, yes. 1381 00:48:18,180 --> 00:48:19,080 Oh, yes. 1382 00:48:19,180 --> 00:48:20,080 Oh, yes. 1383 00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:21,080 Oh, yes. 1384 00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:22,080 Oh, yes. 1385 00:48:22,180 --> 00:48:24,080 Thank you, America. 1386 00:48:24,180 --> 00:48:26,080 Oh, this one's for you, America. 1387 00:48:26,180 --> 00:48:28,080 This is for you, America. 1388 00:48:28,180 --> 00:48:29,080 Oh, yes. 1389 00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:30,080 Oh, yes. 1390 00:48:30,180 --> 00:48:31,080 Oh, yes. 1391 00:48:31,180 --> 00:48:32,080 Oh, yes. 1392 00:48:32,180 --> 00:48:33,080 Oh, yes. 1393 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:35,080 Oh, yeah, bitches. 1394 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,080 Oh, fucking American lores. 1395 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:40,080 Good old-fashioned American lores. 1396 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,080 That's what it's all about in America. 1397 00:48:42,180 --> 00:48:43,080 Yes. 1398 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:44,080 Yes. 1399 00:48:44,180 --> 00:48:45,080 Oh, yes. 1400 00:48:45,180 --> 00:48:46,080 Oh, yes. 1401 00:48:46,180 --> 00:48:47,080 Oh, yes. 1402 00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,080 Oh, yes. 1403 00:48:48,180 --> 00:48:49,080 Oh, yes. 1404 00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:50,080 Oh, yes. 1405 00:48:50,180 --> 00:48:51,080 Oh, yes. 1406 00:48:51,180 --> 00:48:52,080 Come on, girls. 1407 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:53,080 Everybody, come on, girls. 1408 00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:54,080 I want to hear you. 1409 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:55,080 Oh, yes. 1410 00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:56,080 Oh, yes. 1411 00:48:56,180 --> 00:48:57,080 Oh, yes. 1412 00:48:57,180 --> 00:48:58,080 Oh, yes. 1413 00:48:58,180 --> 00:48:59,080 Oh, yes. 1414 00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,080 Oh, yes. 1415 00:49:00,180 --> 00:49:01,080 Oh, yes. 1416 00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:02,080 Oh, yes. 1417 00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:03,080 Oh, yes. 1418 00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:04,080 Oh, yes. 1419 00:49:04,180 --> 00:49:05,080 Oh, yes. 1420 00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:06,080 Oh, yes. 1421 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:07,080 Oh, yes. 1422 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:08,080 Oh, yes. 1423 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,080 Oh, yes. 1424 00:49:09,180 --> 00:49:10,080 Oh, yes. 1425 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,080 Yes. 1426 00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:12,080 Yes. 1427 00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:13,080 Yes. 1428 00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:14,080 Oh, yes. 1429 00:49:14,180 --> 00:49:15,080 Yes. 1430 00:49:15,180 --> 00:49:16,080 Yes. 1431 00:49:16,180 --> 00:49:17,080 Yes. 1432 00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,080 Oh. 1433 00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:19,080 Oh. 1434 00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:22,080 The all-red white-blue, baby. 1435 00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:23,080 Oh, yes. 1436 00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:24,080 I love it. 1437 00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:26,080 Yeah. 1438 00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:27,080 Yes. 1439 00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:28,080 No pictures, no pictures. 1440 00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,080 Oh. 1441 00:49:29,180 --> 00:49:30,080 Yes. 1442 00:49:30,180 --> 00:49:31,080 Yes. 1443 00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:32,080 Yes. 1444 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:37,080 Oh, I love you, America. 1445 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,080 Thank you so much. 1446 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:45,080 Thank you to all of our guests, the O'Grady's buttholes, 1447 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,080 Skippy, and our fan, My Evolution, 1448 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:53,080 and our strippers, and all of our hot girls. 1449 00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:57,080 Good night, America. 1450 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,080 Peace out. 1451 00:50:00,080 --> 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