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Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons
Strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things that keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
the Horrible Science show!
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Now, as we all know, dinosaurs have
been extinct for millions of years.
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Oh, what?! Have we?
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Oh, boy. What a way to find out.
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One of the ways you humans could
tell what dinosaurs looked like
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is by studying our fossils.
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Did you know about this, Mark?
All of us! Completely extinct.
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What? I know!
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Apparently, it was hundreds
of millions of years ago.
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Do you mind? Do you mind, actually?!
I've just found out I'm extinct!
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I'm going to my cave.
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Anyway, you humans love trying to
figure out what we look like
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through our fossils,
but you're not always right.
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Forgot my snack. Hmm.
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CHEERING
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Welcome to Scientific Taskmaster.
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I'm Greg Davies, and I'm surprised
I agreed to do this.
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Alex, what's happening?
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Well, Greg, joining us are William
Buckland, Gideon and Mary Mantell,
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Richard Owen and Louis Dollo.
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They're all palaeontologists -
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fossil experts from the 1800s.
Of course they are.
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What did you make them do?
Well, Greg,
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we had some bones of contention
for them.
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LAUGHTER
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Ah, Monsieur Horne.
Hello, Mr Dollo.
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Bonjour. Hello. Bonjour. Yes, hello.
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It's really smart. Thank you.
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Gideon and Mary Mantell.
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You're our first-ever
married couple. Aww!
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Welcome to the lab. The what?
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The lab. Lab? Labrador?
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Well... Open the task, William.
Yeah. Thank you.
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Hello, Richard Owen. Who are you?
I'm Little Alex Horne.
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I'm the Taskmaster's assistant.
Where's the big one?
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The big one's never here.
Do you want to open the task?
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She's got a beautiful reading voice.
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SHE CLEARS THROAT
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On a dig, one of my students
commented that I was pretty funny.
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Said I should do comedy.
Can we just focus on the task?
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Yep.
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Fossils. Three, two, one...
I love you.
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Oh!
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What fossils? On the table.
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Please don't eat the task.
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I once ate a bit
of Louis XIV's heart.
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Was it nice? Not really.
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Time has started.
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Er, OK. So...
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Long before the first human,
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the Earth was the playground
of the mightiest creatures
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ever to walk the planet.
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Welcome to Talking With Dinosaurs.
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The brachiosaurus,
the size of a four-storey building.
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It's one of the tallest animals
that's ever walked the planet.
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Whoa. That is one big dinosaur.
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Yeah, that's a brachiosaurus.
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A whatiosaurus? Brachiosaurus.
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It means "arm lizard" because
its arms are longer than its legs.
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Well, I wouldn't mind an arm CHAIR.
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It's hurting my neck
looking up at him. Oh, yeah.
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What does he need
a neck like that for?
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So it can reach and eat food
that's high up in trees!
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Bit scary, if you ask me.
Oh, no. You're fine.
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They might be massive,
but brachiosauruses are herbivores.
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They only eat plants.
Yeah, that reminds me.
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What do you call a dinosaur
that eats doing words?
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I don't know, what do you call
a dinosaur that eats doing words?
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A verbivore!
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THEY LAUGH
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No, I don't get it.
Yeah, no, fair enough.
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So you want me,
with just a couple of fossils,
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to draw the entire animal?
That's the task.
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There's not enough bones.
They must be around here somewhere.
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You think we've hidden a bone
somewhere?
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I have seen this show before,
Mr Horne.
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Thank you.
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You like it? Eh.
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You know what that looks like,
don't you? Oh, you say it.
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A tooth of... BOTH: An iguana!
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So you know what we should call it,
don't you? You say it. No, you!
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Still against the clock.
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BOTH: Iguanodon,
meaning iguana tooth!
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Oh... I love how you say iguana.
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Iguana...
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You need to start drawing.
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He's a bossy boots, isn't he?
Rather.
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I am looking for the bones.
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Clock's ticking, Mr Dollo. A-ha!
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I have found another iguanodon bone.
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Spike on the nose, but bigger. Oh.
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Thank you.
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So it's big.
It's got a spike on its head.
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Must look like some kind of rhino.
How did you know that?
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None of your business. OK.
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Yeah, easy. It's a massive fish.
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HE MUTTERS
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No, you have a go.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Please!
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Oh, that was quick.
Yeah. Easy peasy.
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No point in wasting time.
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A fish is a fish,
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and that's a fish.
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Can I see what...? No. OK.
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HE CHUCKLES
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Ready, Mr Dollo? I'm going to
blow my whistle...
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Ah-ah-ah-ah.
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WHISTLE
And that's the time up.
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Thanks, guys.
You show this to no-one.
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Well, I am going to show it to Greg
because that's how the show works.
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Off you go.
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Just on your right.
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After you. I'm going to pay you
some compliments. OK!
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Bye-bye. Bye. Oh!
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Exit stage left... All right.
..followed by a bear.
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Shakespeare.
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APPLAUSE
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So they had to try and draw
an animal based on some bones.
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Pretty straightforward. Let's see
how they did, shall we? Yes.
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Shall we start with Mary
and Gideon's enormous iguana?
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We thought it probably looked
like a modern iguana... But, er...
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But the size of a whale!
Size of a whale. Yeah.
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Yes, it's a standard whale lizard.
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And Richard went for a sort of
stumpy horned rhino elephant.
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Nothing wrong with that.
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And of course, Louis...
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But, Louis, you had an advantage
because you actually
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did your version 50 years later
than the others
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and had more information
and bones to go on.
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And that's probably why it looks
closest to the real animal,
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which modern palaeontologists think
looked like this.
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The spikes were indeed on the hands
like big, scary thumbs,
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and we now know it could stand up
like a kangaroo,
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but mainly walked on all fours.
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So, scores!
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Richard, you drew it wrong.
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One point to you. Right.
I stand by my picture.
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Louis Dollo, yours is better,
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but you had the advantage
of doing it after the others,
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so two points. Two points. OK.
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The Mantells were quite wrong,
but were the first to realise
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they'd found a new extinct species,
so they win five points!
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CHEERING
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What about William Buckland's
massive fish picture?
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No points. He's eaten it!
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Sorry, I skipped lunch.
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APPLAUSE
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Wow. I could draw a better iguanodon
than those guys
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and I don't even have any thumbs.
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Some of those attempts were painful.
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But not as painful as bellyflops!
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Ever wondered why they hurt so much?
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Well, we're about to take
a deep dive into it.
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"Deep dive." Brilliant.
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Watch out, Little Alex Horne,
I'm coming for your job!
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APPLAUSE
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It's your boy Albert here!
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Standard day for me.
Maxin' relaxin',
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coming up with theories of
relativity, natch,
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and reacting to science fails.
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Today's vid is
a super serious subject in science.
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They are so funny!
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But also dangerous.
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Bellyflops may look super funny,
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but they are also super painful
and can do a lot of damage.
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Do not do this at home.
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This guy doing it here
is eine professional.
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Remember, professionals
in their itty-bitty swimsuits
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are still professionals.
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He's going again!
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Oh, that's gotta hurt!
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The reason why the bellyflops
are so painful
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is because you are
hitting the water
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with lots of your body
at super big speed.
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Like this!
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HE SCREAMS
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You see how the surface of
the water is harder to break
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than the water below?
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This is surface tension.
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All the water molecules
stick together tightly,
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and when you hit it
with your whole body,
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it makes ein massive splat!
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This causes what we call in the
science community "the big ouchie".
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This is why professional divers
point their bodies like arrows.
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They break the surface tension
with their hands when they go in.
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Way less painful
than their bellies.
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HE GASPS
They are making him go even higher!
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Oh, this is going to be so funny!
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And also dangerous.
KLAXON
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Because the higher the diver falls,
the more speed they have,
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and that means they hit the water
with more force.
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So again, do not try this at home.
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This is the hardest thing
I've had to do, I think.
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I know! I cannot wait.
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HE SCREAMS
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Oh! I heard it from here.
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Ooh, ouchie.
Get some cream on that.
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And maybe lay off the bellyflops
for ein while, ja?
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OK, guys, remember to smash
that like and subscribe button
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harder than that guy smashed
his belly against the water!
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Which is something you
definitely should not do.
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Whose hand even is that?
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G'day, mates!
We are duck-billed platypuses.
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Want to hear about
our bodily fluids?
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Too late!
We're going to tell you anyway.
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I sweat milk - sweaty milk.
Stick that on your cornflakes!
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Bonkers. And I release venom
from a spike in me leg.
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Strewth! But if you think
we're weird, wait till you hear
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what kind of stuff
comes out of some other animals.
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Fancy a cuppa? Go on.
You put the kettle on.
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I'll do the milk.
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Hello. I'm Theresa Toboggans.
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Are you looking for an exciting
range of products
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to help you around the home?
I sure am.
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There's a Discharge for that!
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I'm sorry. What?
With thousands of different types
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of discharge in nature,
you can guarantee
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that whatever the problem...
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There's a Discharge for that!
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It's not the catchiest name, is it?
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These shelves just will not stay up.
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Well, then, try using the slime
of a bird called a swiftlet.
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They make their entire nests
using their sticky, gluey spit.
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Wow, that's actually amazing.
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Thanks, Discharge.
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I'm stuck.
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Oh.
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I need to simplify
my skincare routine.
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There's a Discharge for that.
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Hippos make something
that is a moisturiser,
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sunscreen and infection blocker
in one.
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Wow! It's so red.
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Why is it so red?
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It's called blood sweat.
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Thanks, Nature. Yes!
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Goodbye, sunburn.
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Does this stuff come off?
Tell me it comes off.
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Do you need to gum up the mouths
and gills of attacking fish?
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00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,319
No, I'm trying to make a cake.
248
00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:03,279
Just one teaspoon
of hagfish slime
249
00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,079
will gum up
those gills a treat.
250
00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:06,639
Why have you put it on my tablet?
251
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,279
It grows up to 10,000 times
its original size!
252
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:12,359
OK... Need to glow in the dark? No!
253
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,440
There's a Discharge for that!
254
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:17,999
What's happening?
255
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,359
The parchment tube worms'
slime discharge
256
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:22,599
can turn you into
a giant human glow stick.
257
00:12:22,600 --> 00:12:24,919
I just wanted to make a cake.
258
00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:28,279
So, for all your problems
around the home, remember...
259
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,079
There's a Discharge for that!
260
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,839
Are you sure about that name?
261
00:12:31,840 --> 00:12:33,919
Yeah, it sounds disgusting.
262
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,800
I've printed all the labels!
263
00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:45,559
Hi there. Dr Big Brain here.
264
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:48,519
You know, making a living
as an evil genius isn't easy,
265
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:51,319
but Henchman Jez here
has some brilliant news
266
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,239
which means we'll raise
some extra cash.
267
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,999
That's right, Dr Big Brain.
268
00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,559
We've struck black gold
under the lair!
269
00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,679
Black gold.
Well, isn't that excellent?
270
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:03,199
Now, I know what that is.
But do you?
271
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,919
Is it... A, coal? Not likely.
272
00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,759
B, iron? Winner!
273
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,639
Or C, worm poo?
274
00:13:09,640 --> 00:13:11,839
If you think it's that one,
you're an idiot.
275
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,119
So, what do you think?
I'm thinking...
276
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:15,679
I'm about to get super rich.
277
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,639
Black gold sounds spenny.
278
00:13:17,640 --> 00:13:19,559
All right. Think you've got it?
279
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,599
Jez! Tell them.
Uh, well, the thing is,
280
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,919
the answer is C - worm poo.
281
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,999
Yeah, farmers call worm poo
"black gold"
282
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:29,479
because it's so full of nutrients
that help plants and food grow.
283
00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,919
Worm poo? Yeah.
So I'm not rich, then? Er, no.
284
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:35,319
No, but if we start
a vegetable patch,
285
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:37,959
we can grow
some really nice courgettes.
286
00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,719
Mm. I've got a better idea.
Take a walk with me, Jez.
287
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,479
Don't worry, I'm not cross.
I just want to show you
288
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,359
my new machine that turns people
into toilet paper.
289
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,839
JEZ SCREAMS
290
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:49,799
Ah! Come on then, you, trouble.
291
00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,600
Let's go clean up some worm poo.
292
00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,959
Being a teenager can be tough.
293
00:13:56,960 --> 00:14:00,399
But for Dieter Darker,
it's only the start of his problems.
294
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,759
SHE GASPS
295
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,759
Are you Spider-Man?
296
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,239
Even better!
297
00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,039
I'm Slug Boy.
298
00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,119
Eww! How is that better?
299
00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:12,479
Horribly Scientific Movies presents
300
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:17,240
the story of an unusually slimy boy
trying to find his tribe.
301
00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:23,239
Like a slug, I can stretch
up to 20 times my own length,
302
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,639
stick to walls using my own mucus,
303
00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:28,280
and I have thousands of tiny teeth.
304
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,439
I got slug slimed.
305
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:35,679
I also poop from a hole
in my head.
306
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,599
Ptthrrt! Ugh!
307
00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,759
With gross powers
comes great responsibility.
308
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,160
And embarrassment.
309
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:47,999
Welcome to the team, Slug Boy.
I'm Water Boatman...man.
310
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,159
I can breathe underwater.
311
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,599
You have gills?
312
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,359
No, but like a water boatman,
313
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,680
I trap a bubble of air near my butt
and breathe that. Ugh!
314
00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:59,599
Yep, that's still disgusting.
315
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,650
Oh!
316
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:04,600
Welcome aboard. I'm Dung Beetle.
317
00:15:05,880 --> 00:15:08,280
I push a big ball of poo around.
318
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:10,719
You do what?
319
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,279
How is that a superpower?
320
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,079
Don't know,
but it's useful if I'm hungry
321
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,319
or want somewhere to lay eggs.
322
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:19,519
Roach is back!
I can hear him playing music
323
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,719
by rubbing bits
of his body together.
324
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,559
Greetings. The Roach is ba...
325
00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,160
ROACH WAILS
326
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,399
Who left slime all over the floor?
327
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,450
Oh.
328
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,719
It helps me slide quicker! Oh...
329
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:37,719
I can see why you wear a mask.
Says Giant Ball Of Poo Woman.
330
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,279
How'd it go out there, Roach?
331
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,039
I have destroyed the trash.
332
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,439
The Trash? Is he a supervillain?
333
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:46,120
Uh, no.
334
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,639
Hey, roaches get rid of
a lot of human food waste this way.
335
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,439
Anyone hungry? ALL: No.
336
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,999
Horribly Scientific Movies
presents...
337
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,800
The Insect Revengers.
338
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,959
Insect Revengers!
Can you help me?
339
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:08,399
Well, he eats trash,
I poop from my head,
340
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,679
she's got a ball of poo and he
breathes through a butt bubble.
341
00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:15,199
Guilty. So I'd say that's a no.
342
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,839
Yeah. This is terrible. Yeah.
343
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,799
Heroic pose!
344
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:23,199
The Insect Revengers -
the heroes no-one needs.
345
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,719
Crawling around
a cinema near you soon.
346
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,199
Ptthrrt!
347
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,040
SCREAM
348
00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,760
This summer...
349
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,479
..one woman faces her fears.
350
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,240
SHE SCREAMS
351
00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,839
Everywhere she looks.
352
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,119
Stare into the face of terror
353
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:52,119
and faces where
there aren't really faces
354
00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,159
but your mind makes you think
that there are faces.
355
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,600
SHE SCREAMS
356
00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,919
Help! I see faces everywhere!
357
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,240
SHE SCREAMS
358
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,919
Ah! Pareidolia. Pareida-what now?
359
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:13,039
It's the brain's habit of finding
360
00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:16,360
patterns, meanings and faces
where they don't really exist.
361
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,520
SHE SQUEALS
362
00:17:20,360 --> 00:17:22,079
SHE SCREAMS
363
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,199
But why would my brain do that?
364
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,119
SCREAMING
365
00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:30,159
The screaming contest has started
on Ward 5, Doctor.
366
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,039
So I hear. I'll be along shortly.
367
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:33,719
Anyway, there's no need to worry.
368
00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,719
Everyone experiences pareidolia.
369
00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:38,359
It's just how we've evolved.
370
00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:41,879
It's better for a brain
to see a face when there isn't one,
371
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:44,479
rather than not see a face
when there is!
372
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,399
Like a tiger hiding in a bush.
373
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,279
TIGER ROARS
SHE SQUEALS
374
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,479
That's convenient.
375
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,999
This way.
The screaming contest is upstairs.
376
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,279
Oh, right. Thanks.
377
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,679
Human brains look for faces
from the moment we're born.
378
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,399
If they can find one,
it's likely to be a parent
379
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:00,959
or someone who can protect them.
380
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,519
So there's nothing wrong with me?
It's just my brain keeping me safe?
381
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,399
Exactly.
Absolutely nothing to be scared of.
382
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:10,479
SCREAMING
383
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,679
You know, I do wonder
if a hospital is the right venue
384
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,279
for a screaming contest.
385
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,519
Get ready to be face-to-face
386
00:18:17,520 --> 00:18:19,719
with Faces.
387
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:21,040
Coming soon.
388
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:27,199
You're a catfish, and your skin
is covered in taste cells!
389
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,799
You ought to call yourself
a tongue fish, babe!
390
00:18:29,800 --> 00:18:32,759
You need to sort your senses out.
391
00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,280
What am I like?
392
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:41,279
Today, I'm in south London
to help Pippa make sense of things.
393
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,439
Cor, you've been busy, ain't ya?
394
00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:46,279
Yeah. I got everything out
of the house in preparation.
395
00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:48,119
Oh, no. I'd get it straight back
inside.
396
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,879
Looks like rain's coming to me.
THUNDER CRASHES
397
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,359
But aren't you here
to help me declutter? No, babe.
398
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,439
I'm here to sort your senses out!
399
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:59,039
I'm just going to come out with it,
babe.
400
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,279
How come you can't
see your own hooter?
401
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,399
My nose? Yeah.
It's the biggest thing on your face
402
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:06,599
and it's right
in front of your eyes.
403
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,799
You should be able to see it.
404
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,679
Guess what?
You can, but your brain has decided
405
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,079
it would be distracting,
so it ignores it.
406
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,319
Really? Yeah.
407
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,959
You need to sort your senses out.
408
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,599
And what about your tongue?
409
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:21,519
Open wide! Why?
410
00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:25,439
Did you know that children
have more than twice as many cells
411
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,839
for detecting taste as adults?
412
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,919
MUFFLED: Really? No wonder they're
fussy with food. It tastes stronger!
413
00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,799
You know what you need to do.
414
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:35,279
Thort my thenthes out!
415
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,479
And you know how your wee smells
funny after you eat asparagus?
416
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,519
Why are you carrying wee around?
417
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,159
And actually, mine doesn't.
418
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:44,919
I hate to break it to you, babe,
but everyone's does.
419
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,759
It's just that only 40% of people
can smell it.
420
00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:51,119
So wait. People can smell when
my wee smells funny, and I can't?
421
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,039
I really need to
sort my senses out!
422
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,119
Yeah, babe,
a dog smells better than you.
423
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,439
You mean it has a better
sense of smell.
424
00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,959
I said what I said.
425
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,359
So I can't see my nose.
426
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,559
Nope. Can't taste as well
as a child.
427
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,759
No. And I can't smell as well
as a dog.
428
00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,759
Oh, no! What can I do
about all this?
429
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,919
Nothing, babe.
But don't worry about it.
430
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,239
Human senses are amazing.
431
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,399
And who cares if you can't smell
your own weird wee?
432
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,599
I certainly don't. Thanks, Lucy.
433
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,879
Now I really should
get all my stuff back in.
434
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:21,319
No, I wouldn't bother, babe.
It'll be ruined.
435
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:24,079
It's been chucking it down
ever since we came inside.
436
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,359
Oh, what? Can I use your bathroom?
I had asparagus for lunch,
437
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,359
and I don't want to
stink my own bathroom out.
438
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,760
Yeah, yeah, fine.
439
00:20:32,120 --> 00:20:33,399
What am I like?!
440
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,119
Oh! No!
THUNDER CRASHES
441
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,359
Next week, I've got
some strong words for a gerbil.
442
00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:43,399
I know you're only little,
but all that squeaking
443
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,799
sounds like, "Come and get me!"
to every owl in the neighbourhood.
444
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,879
Hoot! Hoot! Oh!
445
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,439
Told ya!
446
00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,400
Oh, what am I like?
447
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:57,279
So asparagus makes my wee smell,
448
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,039
beetroot makes my poo turn red,
449
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,799
and garlic makes my burps
smell super exotic.
450
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:07,319
BURPS LOUDLY
451
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:11,079
That's right, people.
I am a catch.
452
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,279
Anyway, now it's over to
Dr Big Brain.
453
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:18,319
He's probably got some dastardly
evil scheme up his sleeve
454
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,519
to take over the world as usual.
455
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,919
Ha-ha ha!
456
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,120
All right, mate?
457
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,079
SCREAMING
458
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:31,080
And that is why we always open
the window after toilet time.
459
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,519
Although...maybe one toilet
isn't enough for the lot of us.
460
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,079
I don't know.
461
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,039
Perhaps it's time
for a change of scene.
462
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:41,719
We could go anywhere in the world.
463
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:45,159
Somewhere with glorious views,
terrifying architecture...
464
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:46,999
And more than one toilet?
465
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,079
Yes. I was getting to that.
466
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,319
But where should we move to?
467
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,439
What kind of biome
do you want to live in?
468
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:56,279
What kind of who in the...?
469
00:21:56,280 --> 00:22:00,359
Biome. It's any large area on Earth
which has a similar climate,
470
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:04,119
landscapes, plants and animals.
There are many different ones.
471
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:06,719
All right.
Talk me through my options.
472
00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:10,080
But you don't have long.
Persuade me where to go.
473
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,119
I choose the savannah
It's hot...
474
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,879
A savannah?
Lots of trees and grass
475
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,639
And it doesn't rain a lot
476
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:20,879
And there's shrubs
477
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,399
Ooh
478
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,359
I love shrubs...
Tracy, we'll be taking a walk
479
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:26,959
if all you've got is shrubs.
480
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,679
We'd meet animals every day...
And?
481
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,559
See some elephants
and wildebeest play
482
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,639
What fun
483
00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:39,959
Mm, what fun...
484
00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:42,359
Well, I suppose I'd better sing too.
It is my song.
485
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:46,239
But I just trod
in an elephant plop
486
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,599
Giraffes' necks are freaky
and that lion looks cross
487
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,199
I'm sorry, Tracy,
but that's your lot
488
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,479
How about a desert?
489
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,199
Let's give it a shot...
490
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,279
Oh! Nice lion!
491
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,359
Whoa!
492
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,559
We can't live there
493
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,519
Why not? Can ride a camel, yeah
494
00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:12,239
I don't like sand
We'd be thirsty, I swear
495
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:14,039
Too hot and dry
496
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,399
Let's try over there...
497
00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,320
Oh, not you, Dave.
I hope you brought sun cream. Ohh!
498
00:23:20,360 --> 00:23:24,039
Rainforests are hot and wet...
Ribbit!
499
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:27,439
Home to over half the plants
on the planet
500
00:23:27,440 --> 00:23:29,679
And frogs...
501
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,119
Ribbit!
502
00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:32,799
Poison frogs...
503
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,960
What do you mean, poison...?
Bye.
504
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,399
Woodlands are all covered
in trees...
505
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,999
Oh, whoop-de-doo.
506
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,559
Warm and mild in summer
507
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:46,559
But in winter they're rainy
508
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:49,599
And there's bees...
509
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,719
What bees? Those ones.
510
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:55,279
How about grassland
So green and vast
511
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:59,159
All kinds of wildlife
and who doesn't like grass?
512
00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:03,199
Well, me for one
My hayfever's hell
513
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,679
It's not for me
Let's try somewhere else!
514
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:11,359
Oh, how about over there?
515
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,199
Tundra
It's miles from anywhere
516
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:19,279
Freezing cold
and it makes me feel scared
517
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,999
Also, is that a polar bear?
518
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,959
It's a polar bear!
519
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,239
Oh, let's go nowhere
520
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,079
Don't go living over there
521
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:38,039
We'll stay here
It's not a bad lair
522
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:41,640
Stay put, don't go anywhere.
523
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,880
Oh, I'll just get a new toilet
fitted.
524
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,279
And some new henchpeople.
525
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:54,480
Oops! What am I like?
526
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,479
There's a Di...
527
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:00,119
I forgot the word discharge.
I'm so sorry.
528
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:02,000
Thanks, Lu-cy...
529
00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:06,599
Did you just fart?
530
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,079
We learned gross stuff
you now know
531
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,479
Hope you enjoyed
532
00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:14,800
The Horrible Science Show.
533
00:25:14,850 --> 00:25:19,400
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