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Welcome to a special episode
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of Horrible Science with me,
Tim Peake. Don't touch that.
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Don't touch that button...
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We're about to take off
and travel into the deep,
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unexplored vastness of space.
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Welcome to the Horrible
Science Stinky Space Special.
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Oo!
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Oh!
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Ejector seat. I did try to warn her.
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Deadly dinos, laser beams,
putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons,
strange sights, big booms
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Experiments that make you hurl,
visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space,
the future of the human race
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Science that did not go right,
things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs,
chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics, we do that
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Quantum gravity, what's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
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The Horrible Science show.
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Space. Human beings have been
looking up to the stars
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from here on Earth since time began.
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But it wasn't until a little
fellow from Holland invented
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a telescope...
MOOING
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..that we got to look a little
closer.
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Holy Stroopwafel, it works!
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Hello, people, come see, I have
invented a thing to help me see
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Stuff that's far away from me-ee
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My t-t-telescope could make me,
like, a million quid
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But I might have stole the idea
from a bunch of kids
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From a bunch of kids?
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From a bunch of kids
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Ja, they made the weather vane
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Seem closer with a lens like this
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Apparently, some Dutch dude
has invented telescopes.
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Guess who made a better one?
Galileo
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Mine can look up into space
and even at the moon
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With all the things I'm observing
I might be famous soon
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Up, up, up, up, up, up,
I just want to see more and more
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That's what I've got
this magnifying lens for
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Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee
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He's telescoping me
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Hee-hee-hee-hee
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Yeah, I've got craters, see?
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Fast-forward a while and some
clever folk
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Have invented a new type
of telescope
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It's a radio wave,
the reviews are rave
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For the Jodrell Bank Radio
Telescope
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Works day or night, yeah,
it's pretty dope
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You can see through the clouds
with our telescope
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Outer space or the moon's big face
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Can study it all with our
telescope
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Up, up, up, up, up, up,
I just want to see more and more
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That's what we've got this
ginormous dish for
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If you get yourself a jumbo jet,
stick a telescope on it
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You can fly at night,
see the stars so bright
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But you might also vomit
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I can see exploding
stars and oxygen on Mars, yeah
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So when we all go live there,
say, "Thank you, SOFIA"
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Up, up, up, up, up, up,
I just want to see more and more
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That's what we've got
this flying telescope for
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Impressed by that?
Guess what, newsflash
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It's time to be amazed
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My telescope is orbiting
in actual space
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When I see for trillions of miles,
ha, there's no trouble
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Just snap some pics
with my sick telescope called Hubble
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And even though that's fine,
don't mean to blow your mind
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But the James Webb Telescope
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Can see way back in time
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Up, up, up, up, up, up,
someday we will see even more
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With telescopes made by peeps
in the future
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Up, up, up, up, up, up,
space will be a mystery no more
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Just point your telescope
out of your back door.
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Hello! Ja, it is me,
Albert Einstein!
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I am here in front
of the Lovell Radio Telescope
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at Jodrell Bank with a little
quiz question for you.
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Now, this telescope is eine whopper,
and you can point it anywhere!
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Wunderbar! When it was built,
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they needed giant metal parts
to help it tilt up and down.
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But where did they get them from?
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Was it from, A - a gigantic
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clockwork mouse
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which was washed up
on Blackpool Beach?
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B - a wind turbine which blew over
in a storm?
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Or C - from the gun turrets
of some old battleships?
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So you think you've got it?
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Well, the answer is...
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..C, from the gun turrets
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of some battleships that were going
to be scrapped!
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Ready! Aim! Shoot for the stars!
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Ah! Still got it!
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Lift off!
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I can't
believe I'm launching into space
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with actual astronaut
and legend Tim Peake.
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Hello! OK, we're not really blasting
off, are we, Tim?
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I mean, we can't afford it on this
budget.
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No. I mean, look at this place.
Ah...
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Anyway, what is it actually
like travelling to space?
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You're flying through the air
at mind-boggling speeds,
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going so fast that eventually you
reach Earth's orbit.
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You could say it's
out-of-this-world.
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Hmm. Probably best to leave the gags
to me, Tim.
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Yeah. No, that's fair.
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Today on Science at Speed,
I will be looking
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at how rockets work, whilst riding
a very tall roller-coaster.
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Oh, goodness me, we're off.
Why do I do this to myself?
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Now, rockets blast into space
when their fuel ignites...
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Oh, I just looked down!
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Rockets fuel ignites to create
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a very hot gas.
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Now, this gas expands
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and is forced through a hole
in the bottom,
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which is very close
to home right now, I can tell you.
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Oh, no. Oh, goodness, no! Argh!
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According to my third law
of motion,
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the force of the gas
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going downwards
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pushes the rocket upwards. Argh!
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To get into space,
rockets often have sections.
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When one section runs out of fuel,
another ignites,
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blasting them off further
into space.
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Now, to get into orbit around
the Earth, rockets...
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Argh!
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..rockets have to reach speeds
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of at least 28,000km an hour.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Do you have a bucket?
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OK, here we go. This is huge.
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Neil Armstrong is about to become
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the first person to step onto
the moon.
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The first words someone says on
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the moon are going
to be remembered forever, ma'am.
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This is going to be one
of the biggest moments in history.
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Don't worry, Neil's got this.
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Here we go, Neil. The world is
listening.
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And we are recording.
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That's one small step for man,
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one giant leap for mankind.
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What? Neil?
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Man means the same thing as mankind.
You were supposed
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to say, "One small step for A man,
one giant leap for mankind,"
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not a couple of steps for everyone.
He might have said, "A man."
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I think the mic cut out. OK, OK,
we'll get it right next time.
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Pete Conrad, Apollo 12,
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get ready
for your first words on the moon.
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The world is listening, buddy.
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Don't mess it up like Neil.
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And we are recording.
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Whoopee! Man,
that might have been a small step
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for Neil,
but that's a long one for me.
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"Whoopee"?
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Your first word on the moon
is, "Whoopee"?
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Sorry. I promised a journalist
I'd say that. That's great.
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Alan Shepard,
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you were the first American in
space. You are a pro.
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Now, give us your memorable
first words on the moon.
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Recording.
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Al is on the surface. Oh, come on!
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Why can't somebody's first words
on the moon be inspiring?
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Apollo 15, David Scott,
let's just get this over with.
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As I stand out here
in the wonders of the unknown,
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I sort of realise there's
a fundamental truth to our nature.
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Man must explore. And this
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is exploration at its greatest.
What? That's brilliant.
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You nailed it, you beauty!
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OK. And we are recording now!
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SCREAMS: ARGH!
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HER SCREAM REVERBERATES
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Welcome to the International Space
Station,
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where Tim lived as an astronaut.
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You know,
this place, it hasn't changed a bit,
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although I probably
shouldn't have done that.
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Ha-ha! Naughty. To get to know Tim
better, we're going to play a quiz.
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Question one. You lived in space
for six months.
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I imagine that you, erm,
didn't hold it in for that long.
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So, what's the toilet situation
there?
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Well, the Space Station has
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a special toilet with a fan
and a suction system
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that prevents the poos
from floating away.
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Well, no-one wants a space floater.
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It's actually really great.
Try the water.
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Oh.
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Fun fact, that's made
from astronauts' recycled wee.
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PIPETTE RETCHES
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But the best thing about being
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in space was looking back
and seeing Planet Earth.
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It made me wonder,
where did we come from?
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Well, if it's anything like
the water, I don't want to know.
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One of
the planet's most-recognisable faces
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is about to go on
a journey of self-discovery.
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Clear off, this is MY shot!
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This is Moon Do You Think You Are?
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Oh, no. I'm orbiting.
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Oh, no. Can't stop. ECHOING: Help!
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To discover more about his past,
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the moon is meeting our space
expert, Dr Stellan Finder.
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Oh! Ooh! Sorry!
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Yikes! Wow, you're the actual moon!
Mm-hm.
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Sorry, I got excited
because someone
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told me I was meeting a legendary
rock.
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Well, I am made of rock and there
are loads of legends about me.
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I'm a superstar. So, yeah.
But you're no Dwayne Johnson.
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What? I'm way cooler than him!
I make the tides happen.
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If I wanted to, I could make a tide
just go on you, like this. Ptsch!
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Can he do that, Dwayne?
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I don't know,
but have you seen Jumanji? No.
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To do his research,
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Dr Finder takes a sample of
the moon's dust.
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Ow! Oh, sorry! Yeah, lunar dust,
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super-sharp, can cut
through space boots.
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You could have warned me.
Do your research.
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That's what I'm doing.
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A few weeks later,
the results are in.
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CLUNKING
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Ah! Don't worry.
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You should move that. Right,
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what have you got for me?
So, good news.
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We know exactly where you came from.
Lay it on me, Doc.
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Was I a small star
that burned itself out,
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or was I a planet from
somewhere else
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in the solar system that got
captured by the Earth's gravity?
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Well, interestingly,
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you're actually made
up of little bits of Earth.
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What, Earth? How did little bits
of Earth get into space?
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Well, we think a planet
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called Theia collided with Earth
4,500,000,000 years ago.
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Theia? Never heard of it.
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Well, that's because it was
destroyed on impact.
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It sent little bits
of Earth shooting into space,
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which all mixed together
to become you.
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So I'm just made from crash bits?
Yeah!
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Is that it? Is that
where I came from?
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I mean, yes. You didn't think
you were an actual star, did you?
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I am going to tide you so bad!
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HE GRUNTS
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And so the moon's journey
of self-discovery comes to an end.
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He's not a star, after all.
And the Earth's gravity means
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we're stuck with him...literally.
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I hate this planet!
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These guys know
what it's like to hang tough.
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They've been doing it in
the night sky for billions of years.
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Say hello
to the universe's biggest stars,
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or planets,
because that's what they are.
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It's the Galactic Gladiators!
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Closest to the sun is Mercury.
She may be small,
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but she has magnetic tornadoes
500 miles wide.
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And you thought Cyclone was wild.
248
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Next up, it's Venus.
249
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Good luck landing a blow on her
in Duel.
250
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She has clouds of toxic acid rain
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that would dissolve
your pugil stick.
252
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And also you.
And also that umbrella.
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The third rock from
the sun is Earth. Hello!
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He may be small,
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but his liquid water
means he's full of life.
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Deadly life, like vipers.
There's one now.
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HE GROWLS
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Earth's right to look terrified,
Viper could snap him like a twig.
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HE GROWLS
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A twig with a terrible moustache.
261
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I would fight you,
but I don't feel like it.
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Next up, it's Mars.
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Her violent dust storms
can last weeks.
264
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Uh-oh, another one bites
the dust storm!
265
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Planet five is Jupiter.
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This Powerball is so big you can
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fit 1,0000 Earths inside him.
He's a true gas giant.
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PARPING
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Eurgh, I think he's unleashed.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little Saturn,
a clobbering's about to happen.
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He'll run rings around you
with his seven...rings.
272
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He's also yellow from the ammonia
in his atmosphere.
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You know, the stuff you get in pee!
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Can we focus on the twinkle
and less on the tinkle, thank you?
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Number seven is Uranus.
She's ice-cold. At -224 degrees,
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she can freeze
and snap off anything.
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Foam fingers, contestants'
fingers, baguettes.
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Where did she get baguettes from?
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And finally, it's Neptune. He may
seem distant, because he is!
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He's the furthest planet from
the sun.
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Hey! He's in an atmosphere
all on his own.
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The Galactic Gladiators,
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the solar system's real stars!
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PIPETTE: I'm still with Tim Peake,
and I'm still upset that he gave me
285
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wee to drink. You're upset?
I did it for six months.
286
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All right, mate,
it's not a competition.
287
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Anyway, out of all those planets,
288
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which one would you most
like to visit?
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Mars. It's similar to Earth
in that it's small and rocky.
290
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It's got volcanoes and canyons,
291
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and probably once had
an ocean on it.
292
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How about Saturn?
I mean, those rings, well,
293
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they've got to be worth something.
294
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They're not those kind of rings. Ah.
295
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And sadly, Saturn is kind of deadly
for humans.
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Well, what do you think,
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would it be OK
for a time-travelling space lord
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with alien frogs whose bums
are about to explode?
299
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Why do you ask?
300
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We really should hurry, Professor.
301
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Excuse me!
BEEPING
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The Kobaxian stink frog's bottoms
explode if it's indoors too long.
303
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,799
Nearly there, Hattie. Oh!
EXPLOSION
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Ooh, that sounds expensive.
305
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,199
Your ship's amazing, Professor.
306
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:56,039
Enormous on the outside,
tiny on the inside.
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SHE CHUCKLES
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Wouldn't it have been better
the other way round?
309
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,319
All right, Captain Hindsight,
I'd like to see you build a FARTTIS.
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A what? FARTTIS.
311
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It stands for...
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We're here.
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The exploding Kobaxian stink frog's
home planet. No...
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..the planet Saturn, a vast
gas giant made mostly
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of helium and hydrogen.
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It's so light the whole
planet would float on water.
317
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It's beautiful.
FROG CROAKS
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But we really should get the
Kobaxian stink frog
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home before its bottoms explode.
Boring!
320
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Where's your sense of adventure,
Hattie? Come on!
321
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,639
Saturn has deadly lightning
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thousands of times more powerful
than on Earth.
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And the pressure of its atmosphere
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could squash a normal spaceship
flat.
325
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Come on, let's do something amazing.
326
00:16:50,040 --> 00:16:52,159
Oh, but what about the pressure?
327
00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,559
ARGH!
328
00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,119
Oh. You all right?
329
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,599
I'm fine. Luckily, I regenerate
330
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,359
a new body when I die.
331
00:17:00,360 --> 00:17:03,719
Maybe we should just go and return
the exploding stink frog.
332
00:17:03,720 --> 00:17:06,399
It's my FARTTIS, I'll decide.
333
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,599
Oh, I left my hat outside.
334
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,239
Just extending the shields
to protect me from pressure.
335
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:13,239
OK.
336
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,679
Oh, what about the...?
337
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,240
ARGH! Argh!
338
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:21,600
Fine, let's just return
the exploding frog.
339
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,719
I did warn you.
You'll have to fly the FARTTIS.
340
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,800
I need a shower.
341
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:37,520
Horribly Scientific Movies
presents Space Wars.
342
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,839
Join Captain Jean-Luc Solo
343
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:47,319
as he flies his ship through space,
fighting epic space battles.
344
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,559
Have you got any chills, number two?
345
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,439
Could you please stop
calling me "Number two"?
346
00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,039
You know my name's Diane.
Sorry, Diane.
347
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,840
And introducing Bivspork.
348
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:00,879
Curse you, Captain Jean-Luc Solo!
349
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,399
There's no room in the galaxy
for you Earthlings!
350
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,039
Poor losers!
351
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:07,799
Argh!
352
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:09,359
Witness the incredible sights
353
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:11,999
and sounds
of this interstellar battle.
354
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,439
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
What do you mean, "Hang on"?
355
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:18,039
Is there sound in space? No. No.
Actually, he's right.
356
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,759
Sound needs something
to move through, like air or water.
357
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:22,519
But space is empty.
358
00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:25,319
There's no molecules or anything
for sound to pass through, you know?
359
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,239
Yeah, exactly. So, actually,
360
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,679
space battles would
be completely silent.
361
00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,120
Mm-hm. SIGHS: Fine. Start again.
362
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,239
Going down, Bivspork.
363
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,319
Yeah, silent but deadly.
364
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:40,679
Witness the incredible
365
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:44,479
silent explosions
of this interstellar battle.
366
00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:47,159
No, no, hang on!
What is it this time?
367
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:48,879
Explosions don't make sense.
368
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,119
Yeah, yeah, you need oxygen for
explosions,
369
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:54,199
and there's no oxygen in space.
370
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,239
Yeah, that's actually a good point,
yeah. Thank you! Ha-ha!
371
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,599
Fine. Anything else we should
change?
372
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,479
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have something, actually.
373
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,639
Erm,
why do our spacecrafts have wings?
374
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:07,999
Because they're aerodynamic,
they cut through the air.
375
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:12,599
Uh, uh, uh. There's no air in space.
OK, what shape SHOULD they be?
376
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,839
Well, the most efficient shape
377
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,879
for a craft
in space is actually a sphere.
378
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:19,120
Sphere. Yeah, right. Yeah. Fine.
379
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:24,599
Oh. Join Jean-Luc...
This is silly.
380
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:25,879
Oh, what now? No, no.
381
00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,879
How come we can see the lasers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
382
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,799
They travel at the speed of light,
and they're invisible.
383
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,840
All right, fine, whatever. Ooh! Ooh!
384
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,839
We're going down, Bivspork.
385
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,640
No, no, no, there's no up or
down in space, just...
386
00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,999
You're going, Bivspork!
387
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,039
Yeah, but that sounds rubbish.
Yeah, I know.
388
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,559
Space Wars,
389
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:56,599
coming soon to a cinema near you,
with space battles so realistic
390
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,479
that they're probably
not worth going to see.
391
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:01,279
SHE YAWNS
392
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,079
You humans love trying
to contact aliens like me.
393
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:08,599
You're obsessed! I mean, I get it.
We're pretty cool.
394
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,719
But seriously,
you've tried some mad stuff,
395
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:14,959
including shooting a big
golden disc into space.
396
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,199
Just left it floating around
for us to find.
397
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:21,239
I mean, that's a bit cringe, yeah?
398
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:24,440
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS
Woo! Banging tune, this!
399
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,319
Are you aliens looking
400
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,959
for some hot sounds
from a distant planet?
401
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,200
I think we are. Why not?
Then you need...
402
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,679
ALL: Whoa! I don't know what it is,
but it's shiny.
403
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,639
It's a real golden disc
that humans sent into space
404
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:44,959
strapped to the back of
405
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:48,879
Nasa's Voyager spacecraft in 1977.
That's ages ago.
406
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,039
Some number. So any aliens
that found it could listen
407
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,639
and learn about life on Earth
408
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,519
from over 90 minutes
of music and sounds.
409
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,239
Sounds fun. What's on it?
Only the greatest Earth hits,
410
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:03,239
including classical music from
Johann Sebastian Bach.
411
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,999
Oh, don't mind it, actually.
Traditional Senegalese percussion.
412
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,679
Oh! We got a beat.
413
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,599
The sound of a wild dog.
DOG BARKS, CAT MIAOWS
414
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:16,039
I'm not sure about this. No. A kiss!
415
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,999
LIPS SQUELCH
416
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,559
Eurgh! How did you even make
that noise?
417
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:22,319
A volcano!
418
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,199
EXPLOSION, THEY SCREAM
419
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,559
What is this playlist?
We're gonna die!
420
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:29,479
I actually find this
weirdly relaxing.
421
00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,399
You had all the sounds
on your planet,
422
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,039
and you chose these?
423
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,959
The golden record also
contains radioactive uranium.
424
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,399
ALL: Oh! Oh, now I'm interested.
425
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:42,439
Because it gets less
radioactive over time,
426
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,119
you can use it to work out how long
427
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,799
ago it went into space,
and where it came from.
428
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:49,679
Oh! Or you can just eat it. I mean,
429
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,359
that would kill a human
pretty quick,
430
00:21:51,360 --> 00:21:53,679
but I guess all sentient
life is different.
431
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,599
The Golden Record,
432
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,679
it's out now somewhere,
flying through space.
433
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,199
The universe's number-one.
434
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:05,399
Tim, have you ever come into contact
with alien life...apart from me,
435
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,359
obviously? No. In fact,
436
00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,759
I can honestly say
that you are the nicest alien
437
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,079
that I've ever had the pleasure
of meeting.
438
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,319
Oh, stop, you're making my nurgles
go more red.
439
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:20,280
Hang on, aren't I the only
alien you've ever met?
440
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,159
Seriously, though,
441
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,639
the vast scale of the universe means
that other life must exist. Ah.
442
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,519
But it's more likely
to be bacterial life somewhere,
443
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:33,119
rather than the picture
of aliens that we have in our heads.
444
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,640
You have a picture of me
in your head?
445
00:22:35,641 --> 00:22:39,199
Erm... Oh, there go my nurgles
again. Ha-ha! I mean,
446
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:41,399
there's so much to explore
out there.
447
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,799
We're only just starting
on our journey.
448
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,239
Wow! Sounds like the cue
449
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:48,239
for an inspirational song about
space travel, Tim.
450
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:50,359
Brilliant. I wrote one specially.
451
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:52,159
I'll go and grab my space guitar.
No, no, no, no, no!
452
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,720
It's fine. We've already got a song.
Oh.
453
00:22:59,760 --> 00:23:03,039
Way back in time
we gazed at the sky
454
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:06,439
Dreamed of a world
where we could fly
455
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,319
Out into space, it seemed a no-go
456
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:14,119
Till science arrived
with rockets in tow
457
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:17,239
Early attempts, well, they weren't
much cop
458
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,959
Up they would go,
down they would drop
459
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,119
The German V-2, a weapon of war
460
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:27,319
Touched the edge of space
and promised much more
461
00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:30,639
The USSR, with all of its might
462
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:34,079
Determined to launch the first
satellite
463
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,559
They beat the US with Sputnik 1
464
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:40,999
And from that day,
the Space Race was on!
465
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,039
Space is the place
466
00:23:46,040 --> 00:23:48,199
The final frontier
467
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:52,519
Space is the place
468
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,519
How did we get here?
469
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,119
Laika, the dog in a rocket ship
470
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:59,119
A creature in space
471
00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:01,199
A seven-day trip
472
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,279
Then Yuri Gagarin became the first
473
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,839
Human in space and to orbit
the Earth
474
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,519
America turned her eyes
to the moon
475
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,439
JFK claimed they'd land on it soon
476
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,719
And so began the Apollo program
477
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,359
We know how that went...
478
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,999
One small step for man.
479
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:26,439
Space is the place
480
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,919
Six moon landings
481
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,439
Space is the place
482
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,999
Knowledge expanding
483
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,799
Space Shuttle launched
484
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,799
They made six of them
485
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:41,759
Unlike rockets,
you could fly them again
486
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,799
The ISS built a permanent place
487
00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:49,079
So astronauts could spend
more time in space
488
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,159
Space is the place
489
00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,519
More exploration
490
00:24:55,520 --> 00:25:00,039
Space is the place
491
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,199
Your next vacation
492
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,999
Could we now see a tourism boom?
493
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,679
And will Artemis
return to the moon?
494
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:11,959
Send humans further,
maybe to Mars?
495
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:16,120
But what of beyond - a trip
to the stars?
496
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,879
Everyone and everything
that you've ever known
497
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:24,559
Has lived and existed
on our pale blue home
498
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,839
As further
and further into space we roam
499
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,959
One question remains
500
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:34,359
Are we alone?
501
00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,520
Erm, yes. Hee-hee-hee.
502
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,039
A second album?
503
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:44,439
THEY LAUGH
504
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:48,719
Have you seen Jumanji?
No. Jumanji 2? Yes!
505
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:50,440
THEY LAUGH
506
00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,639
Weird and gross stuff you now know
507
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,279
Hope you enjoyed
508
00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,920
The Horrible Science show.
509
00:25:58,970 --> 00:26:03,520
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