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Deadly dinos, laser beams
Putrid plants, cool machines
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Potty planets, moody moons
Strange science, big booms
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Experiments that make your hurl
Visitors from other worlds
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Earth's core, stinky space
The future of the human race
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Science that did not go right
Things to keep you up at night
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Biology with stings and fangs
Chemistry that stinks and bangs
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Freaky physics we do that
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Quantum gravity
What's that?
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Weird and gross stuff
you should know
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Welcome to
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The Horrible Science show!
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Coming soon, the family movie
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that's as audacious
as it is Cretaceous.
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Hurry up, Margaret!
We don't want to be late.
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I don't understand the rush, I...
DINOSAUR ROARS
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SHE GASPS
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Look, Martin.
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T-REX GROWLS
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He's all alone.
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T-REX ROARS, MARTIN WHIMPERS
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Well, of course it's all alone,
Margaret. It's a T-rex.
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T-REX ROARS
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They're extremely dangerous.
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Hello. My name is Mrs Green.
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What's your name?
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Hello. My name is...
T-REX BELLOWS, MAN YELLS
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But I'm afraid it doesn't
translate very well.
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Then I shall call you...
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..Toilets This Way. What?
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T-REX GROWLS
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No, wait.
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Paddington T-Rex.
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PADDINGTON ROARS
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The totally roarsome new movie!
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I can't wait for you
to meet the children.
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It's funny,
they're normally down by now.
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Children?
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Were they small, cute and delicious?
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Yes, that's them.
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Oh, dear, Mrs Green. I think I might
have done a bad thing... Hmm!
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It's bone-crunchingly good.
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He ate the children, Margaret!
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I'm sure he didn't mean to.
PADDINGTON SIGHS SADLY
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"Didn't mean to"?!
Of course he meant to!
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Mr Green, I looked
for your missing sock
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using my excellent T-rex eyesight.
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Gosh, that is a hard stare.
Yes. Absolutely terrifying!
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But it was my excellent T-rex sense
of smell that helped me find it.
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It stinks. Yes... Right.
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Well, thank you,
Paddington T-Rex... Argh!
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From the producers of...
MARTIN SCREAMS
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..comes a family movie
with real bite.
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The thing is, Mrs Green,
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T-rexes get a new set of teeth
every couple of years,
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so I don't usually bother
brushing them. Oh...
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Um, I would quite like to use
the toilet, though.
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PRFFFT!
Is it true your body combines
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both your wee and your poo,
like a bird does,
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into one single, big...?
PRFFFT!
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Ooh, sorry.
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Well, I suppose that answers that!
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Not to worry.
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Martin!
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Could you bring a mop, please?
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Martin?
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Paddington T-Rex? Hmm?
Do you know where Martin is?
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Oh, Martin?
Is he the tall, serious one?
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Quite crunchy bones?
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Yes, I rather suppose he is.
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Mrs Green, I think I may have done
another bad thing...
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Not to worry.
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But while things at home
might be all fun, games
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and eating family members,
darker forces are at work.
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I've come for your T-rex. Hmm?
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Upstairs, second door on the left.
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And would you mind giving him
this marmalade sandwich?
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Oh. OK.
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Paddington T-Rex,
lunch is on its way up.
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And she's bringing
a marmalade sandwich.
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PADDINGTON ROARS, WOMAN SCREAMS
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Paddington T-Rex - the film
that everyone's roaring about.
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PADDINGTON ROARS
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In nature, you've got to be careful
what you eat.
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Don't eat that, JP!
It might make you puke.
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"Don't eat that, JP."
Blah, blah, blah.
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I haven't eaten in days,
all right, Brenda?!
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Don't mind him. He always
gets the hump when he's hungry.
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Heh-heh! Get it?
I said he always gets...
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Oh, JP, you didn't!
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What's the worst that can hap...?
HE VOMITS
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Yeah. While many plants
are safe to eat,
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good for you and delicious,
others can make you very ill.
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Ah, someone hold back my ears!
HE VOMITS
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I can't take you anywhere,
can I?
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It's the final.
And our bakers are going all-out
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to impress judges Paul and Prue
with their Heart Stopper Challenge.
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I'm doing a lemon drizzle cake.
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Zander's Deadly Drizzle Cake
features a mystery ingredient
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found in nature.
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Tell me about this drizzle. Yeah.
So that's a special type of honey.
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Oh, lovely. It's made by bees
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who use the toxic nectar
of the rhododendron.
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It's called mad honey,
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and it can cause a range of issues
from dizziness to low blood pressure
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to, um, of course...
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SHE VOMITS
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..vomming your guts out.
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Ack! Make way!
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Meanwhile, Fred is putting
the final touches
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to his Fearsome Fruitcake
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that includes elderberries
and a special apple.
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Don't mind if I do.
Help yourself.
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I mean, the elderberries are raw,
so they're toxic when uncooked.
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They can cause some stomach upset
and weakness. Urgh...
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Oh, yeah, and I used
the American apple of death,
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which burns your skin and blinds
you. Ah! Can't see! Oh, no!
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HE VOMITS
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Ugh... He's really, really unwell.
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Honestly couldn't have gone better.
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PAUL'S STOMACH GURGLES
No...
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PAUL VOMITS
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After spending
a lot of time on the toilet,
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Prue and Paul have recovered enough
to check on our final contestant,
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Sal, who's used
the gympie-gympie plant
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to spice up
his Catastrophic Cookies.
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The gympie-gympie plant can cause
an almost instant collapse.
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THUD!
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It can make the airways constrict,
meaning it's hard to breathe.
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Although not always.
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I'm fine.
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The effects can come and go
for years afterwards.
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THUD!
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Oh. I'll pass. Thank you.
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Zander, how's it going?
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Yeah, so, er...a bit of a change
of plan with the ingredients.
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I ended up using the leaves
and fruit of a senna plant.
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Um, and they're basically
safe to eat.
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Zander's Less Deadly Drizzle Cake
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uses the fruits
and leaves of the senna plant.
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Makes a nice change
to be able to eat one.
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Although they do use senna
as a laxative,
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so it will give you the runs.
Ohhh...
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PFFFRT!
No! Ohhhh, no!
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PFFFFRT!
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Ohhhh!
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So it's time to announce the winner
of the Toxic Bake Off. Ohhh...
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THEY ALL GROAN
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You've all done amazingly.
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I was on the toilet
for nearly an hour,
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which is classic Toxic Bake Off.
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STOMACHS GURGLE
There can only be one wi...
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THUD!
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And the winner ith...
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MUMBLING: What'th...
What'th happening?
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I also used some Swiss cheese plant
in my cake,
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and that can make
the tongue swell up.
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Thpectacular!
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You are thith theathon'th winner!
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PFFRT!
Oh, dear.
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Oh, it's the second wave!
Alison, out of my way.
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PAUL GROANS
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Out of my way! Out of my way!
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RETCHING
Oh, I'm baking up something!
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No...!
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Lunchtime on the African savanna...
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SNAKE HISSES, RODENT SQUEAKS
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..where a zebra is trying
to avoid being on the menu.
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Oh, oh, phew!
I THINK I shook that lion off.
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Oh, hi! Argh!
PFFRT!
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Well done. You really
made me work for it today.
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That bit where you hid
in the long grass? Aargh! Genius.
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Now let's eat.
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YOU, I mean, in case
that wasn't clear.
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Argh! Are you sure about this?
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'Fraid so. It's what I do.
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You see, I'm going to have to
eat you because I'm an...
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Apex predator
Apex predator
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Apex predator
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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So let me explain
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For your little brain
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About the food chain
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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Living things, you see
Just like you and me
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We need energy
Oh, uh-huh, uh-huh
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Energy, energy comes from the sun
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It feeds the plants
and makes them grow
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They're producers
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Then primary consumers,
they come along
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And eat those plants
Don't you know?
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They're herbivores
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Secondary consumers
Oh, yeah, there's more
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They like to eat those herbivores
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They're carnivores
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Always sitting there
at the top of the chain
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They call us apex predators
Uh-uh, ohhh!
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Every living thing
is in the food chain
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Gets its energy from what's below
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Grass to snail to rat
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To rat-eating snake
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Everything gets hunted
except for the
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Apex predator, apex predator
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Nothing eats us up
Oh, that must feel good
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Apex predator, apex predator
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Lions, bears and such
Once more, if you could?
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A rabbit eats whatever grass
it finds in the field
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Then gives the fox a tasty meal
Yum-yum-yum-yum
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A seal eats a fish
that has eaten algae...
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Argh!
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Then an orca eats the seal...
To fill my tum
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You, my friend, are destined
for my dinner
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That is just the way
the food chain goes
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Apex predators,
we are the winners
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Nothing hunts for us
because we are the
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Apex predators
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Lions, bears and such
Here to eat you up
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It's becoming clear
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Surely you can see
you are food for me?
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That's how it must be
Ohhh, my end is near!
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Hey! So now you know the chain,
are you ready?
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Cos I'm coming to
eat ya, eat ya, eat ya!
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What eats what eats what
That's a food cha-a-in
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Energy moves up
through the food cha-a-in, ohh!
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Apex predators
Lions, bears and such
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Nothing eats us up
Yep, so now I know!
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You must have a hunch
It's come to the crunch
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Time I had my lunch...
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Oh, where did he go?
FREEDOM!
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Come on. Over here. This is
where the money is. Got it? Yeah.
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Good. I'm Sir Isaac Newton,
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possibly the most brilliant
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scientist to have ever lived.
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But, today, I shall be
riding this roller-coaster.
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Because while I may be clever...
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..I forgot to read my contract.
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Ugh! Come on, let's do this.
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ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
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Today on Science At Speed,
I will be answering the question...
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Hello, I'm Isaac Newton.
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OK, OK.
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Now matter is...
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Argh! Oh, we're already very high!
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Matter is what makes up
everything around you.
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Ohhh! Matter is made up
of tiny particles called atoms.
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Now, they're so small
that you can't see them.
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A bit like everyone down there. Oh!
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SHRIEKING: When the atoms
are packed closely together...
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HE SCREAMS
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..and stay in one position,
248
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then we call that a solid!
249
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HE SHRIEKS AND SCREAMS
250
00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:01,199
Now, when the atoms are far apart
251
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and can flow around freely in
all directions, we call that a gas!
252
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SHRIEKING: We call that a gas!
253
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IT'S A GAS!
254
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HE SHRIEKS
255
00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,279
But... Arghhh!
256
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,119
..when atoms are close together
257
00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,720
but can slide around and flow...
258
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..we call that a liquid.
259
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:26,719
Urgh! Urgh!
260
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HE WHIMPERS
261
00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:35,039
Ohhhh! And that is the answer to,
"What is matter"?
262
00:12:35,040 --> 00:12:36,919
I think I might have released
263
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:39,239
a little bit
of my own liquid and gas there.
264
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:42,320
SQUELCHY FART
Oh...and some solids.
265
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,320
Oh. Sorry about that.
266
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:50,959
So everything is made of atoms.
267
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Me - atoms. You - atoms.
268
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This umbrella - atoms.
269
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That roller-coaster - atoms.
270
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ISAAC SHRIEKS
271
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Isaac Newton's wee-wee - blech! -
atoms.
272
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,919
Atoms make up EVERYTHING
in the universe.
273
00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,759
And one of those things
is much rarer than you might think.
274
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ISAAC SHRIEKS
Oh, no. It's coming round again.
275
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ISAAC SCREAMS
276
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All right, space worms.
277
00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:26,639
Here's the plan for the greatest
crime in the history of the galaxy!
278
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THEY MURMUR APPROVINGLY
279
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:29,999
Today, we're going to Planet Earth
280
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to steal one of their
most valuable items -
281
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a plank of wood!
282
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Whoooo! It's beautiful.
283
00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:41,479
It's flexible, strong, versatile.
284
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,319
You can use it
to build amazing things
285
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like boats, houses, paper, sporks...
286
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ALL: Ohhhh!
So practical.
287
00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:54,679
The Earth is the only place
in the ENTIRE universe
288
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that we know, for sure, has wood.
289
00:13:58,200 --> 00:13:59,239
Whoa!
290
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,159
It comes from something called
a terr-ee-ee!
291
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ALL: Terr-ee-ee!
292
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:10,439
On their planet, it's so common,
they don't even think it's valuable.
293
00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:15,799
They think things like
diamonds and gold are worth more.
294
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,759
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Silly earthlings.
295
00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:22,119
You can find gold and diamonds
all over the universe. Right?
296
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,639
On my home planet,
297
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,999
gold is so plentiful,
we wipe our bottoms with it.
298
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,719
Yeah. And on Saturn,
it literally rains diamonds.
299
00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,679
Yep. Yeah! So the plan is
300
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:36,239
we sneak into a human fortress
301
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:40,799
known as a "D-I-Y shop".
ALL: Whoooooo!
302
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,999
Once inside, we will snatch
the valuable plank of wood.
303
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,519
We just need to think of a way
to sneak it past
304
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,599
the high-security system
at the doors
305
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,599
known as a "check-out till".
306
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,919
Oh, it's impossible!
307
00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:58,399
I've got it! Oh-ho-ho!
308
00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,479
This is going
to be my most ingenious idea yet!
309
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,599
Is it fake beards again?
310
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,919
Yes. Yes, it is.
311
00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,319
OK, everyone, just act natural.
312
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,040
Careful with the wood.
313
00:15:11,280 --> 00:15:15,039
Right. What do we do now?
Somebody say something!
314
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,560
Ahem...!
315
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,919
Bit early for Halloween, isn't it?
Eh?
316
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,480
The costumes and stuff...
317
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,039
Oh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
318
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:30,600
THEY LAUGH NERVOUSLY
319
00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,640
We'd like to buy this wood, please,
lady-mate.
320
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:39,799
Cash or card?
321
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,999
Would you accept
these boring diamonds
322
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,919
found all over the universe?
323
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,200
SHE GASPS
324
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:48,319
Heh-heh-heh!
325
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:50,399
Can't believe that worked.
Let's get out of here!
326
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:52,399
Have a big, lovely day!
327
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:54,919
Thank you. Cheers.
328
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,760
We're not aliens.
329
00:15:59,931 --> 00:16:04,999
Yo, yo, it's your boy,
Frankenstein's Monster, here
330
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,439
with another how-to video.
331
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,479
Today, how to
take off your head.
332
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,639
Simply unscrew the bolts
and...haa!
333
00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,159
Ha-ha! Mate,
my brains fell out again.
334
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,999
Don't you hate it
when that happens?
335
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,599
Oh, what are you having a go
at ME in the comments for?
336
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,439
Your body's just as weird
as mine.
337
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,959
Like all those fluids it makes?
338
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,199
You've got blood, wee,
pus, snot, saliva.
339
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,799
Oi, get back here!
340
00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:29,119
He always does this when I start
talking about bodily fluids.
341
00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:30,639
He's SO squeamish.
342
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,279
Smash that "Like" button.
343
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,000
Oh, that's just mean!
344
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,959
Hello, I'm Theresa Toboggans,
345
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,599
and I'm here with Mark,
who's doing some washing.
346
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,279
Hello.
I wasn't exactly expecting anyone.
347
00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,079
Urgh! just look at
those stubborn food stains!
348
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,559
Ordinary powder won't work.
349
00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:50,759
But don't worry, Mark, we'll shift
that in a jiffy...using saliva.
350
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:51,919
Is that some sort of brand name?
351
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,439
It's human saliva, Mark!
352
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:54,919
Nature's stain remover.
353
00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:56,039
SHE SPITS
354
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,199
Wait! What are you doing?
No need to thank me, Mark.
355
00:16:58,200 --> 00:16:59,879
Thank the saliva.
356
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,799
SHE HAWKS AND SPITS
357
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,279
Hey, stop spitting on my clothes!
358
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,599
You see, in the mouth,
359
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,439
saliva is great at breaking down
food particles.
360
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:11,399
That's why you need saliva
to work its magic on your clothes.
361
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:12,799
What? You bottled it? Don't worry.
362
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,399
All our saliva comes from
a sustainable source.
363
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,479
Barry.
364
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:19,080
Hi. I'm Barry.
I'm just a regular man.
365
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,239
Uh-oh! I see a bag of laundry!
366
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,959
Don't worry. I'll take care of this.
367
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,079
HE SNORTS AND SPITS
368
00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,879
Ugh! And saliva will never run out
369
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,639
because, like every human,
370
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,519
Barry will create 20,000 litres
of saliva in his lifetime.
371
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,639
That's two milk bottles
of saliva a day.
372
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,439
Did these two yesterday. Barry!
373
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,959
You are here to make saliva,
NOT talk! Sorry.
374
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,479
Spray it. Don't say it!
375
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,159
HE SNORTS AND SPITS
376
00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:46,519
What is going on?!
377
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:47,600
Saliva!
378
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,240
Oh, no...
SQUELCHING
379
00:17:54,331 --> 00:17:57,959
You spat on the towel as well,
didn't you?
380
00:17:57,960 --> 00:17:59,720
I've been spitting on everything.
381
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,439
Baboom! Hey, 'sup?
It's me, the Pumpinator!
382
00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:06,000
That's right. The human heart.
383
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:13,039
And when I'm pumping, I'm pushing
blood around your whole body.
384
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,119
But how long do you think
it takes me to do that?
385
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,400
Is it...?
386
00:18:20,431 --> 00:18:25,519
What do you think? I mean,
that's a lot of blood to pump -
387
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,639
about five litres
in the average grown-up.
388
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:30,359
Pretty impressive, huh?
So what have you gone for?
389
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:31,719
Well, the answer is...
390
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,839
Ooooh, your heart's beating now!
391
00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:34,919
It's C!
392
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:38,679
I can circulate all the blood in
the body in just 20 to 30 seconds.
393
00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:39,730
Boom!
394
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,919
You know what? I'm going to try
and break my own record right now.
395
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,280
Naboom-ba-ba-ba-boom-baboom!
396
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:52,240
Heart out. Baboom, baboom!
Boom-boom-boom!
397
00:18:54,080 --> 00:18:56,839
One castle.
398
00:18:56,840 --> 00:18:59,199
One group of strangers.
399
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,360
I think it's you.
400
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,439
Several secret guff-droppers.
401
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:06,239
FARTING
402
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:09,039
If I was a Farter, I'd tell you.
Your bum is saying otherwise.
403
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:13,959
Welcome to The Farters with me,
Claudia Stinkleman.
404
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,640
FARTING
405
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:21,159
It's day one and our contestants
are trying to find out
406
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:25,039
who is an Innocent
and who is a Farter.
407
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,959
Do you have any theories
about the Farters?
408
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,239
Well, a lot of it is gas
created by bacteria in the gut
409
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:32,159
as it breaks down undigested food.
410
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,839
No! I meant do you have any theories
about who the Farters might be?
411
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,159
HE FARTS
Could be anyone. Hmmm.
412
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,599
I'm an Innocent,
but I wanted to be a Farter
413
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,639
cos I don't
mind my own bum bubbles
414
00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,039
Most people are the same -
415
00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:45,959
our brains get used
to our own smell.
416
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:49,839
Oh. Oh, that is rank! Oh!
417
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,919
I've been chewing gum
and drinking fizzy drinks -
418
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:54,879
both make you swallow air,
and that leads to farts.
419
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:56,279
I'm going to accuse you
of being a Farter!
420
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,039
Hey, the one who smelt it, dealt it!
421
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,039
Or the one who got the 'ump
did the pump!
422
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,439
People fart 14 to 23 times a day.
423
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,279
I'm a 23er, but I'm an Innocent, so
I'm going to have to hold them in.
424
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,439
That could lead to me
doing a massive superfart.
425
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,200
Or it could make them
come out of my mouth!
426
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,039
Most farts don't smell.
427
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,679
So I'm confident
I'm going to remain undetected.
428
00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:17,919
HE FARTS
429
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:20,239
HE SNIFFS
See? Nothing.
430
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,079
I think I can win this.
431
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,519
I can also make my toots
high-pitched by clenching my butt.
432
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,079
SQUEAKY FART
433
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:28,559
OWL HOOTS
434
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,359
Night one,
and it's time for the Farters
435
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,520
to reveal themselves to each other.
436
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:37,639
THEY GASPS
437
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,239
No way! You're a Farter?
438
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,159
JEZ FARTS
439
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,439
Yeah. Hmm...
440
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:47,279
As Farters, it is your job
to cast suspicion on others
441
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,439
and not draw attention
to yourselves.
442
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,119
THUNDEROUS FARTS
443
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:53,359
Guys, come on! It's a small room.
No windows.
444
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,479
Sorry. Sorry.
I've been holding it in for days.
445
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,530
SQUELCHY FART
446
00:20:56,531 --> 00:21:00,239
Wait. How come none of the cloaks
moved with THAT fart?
447
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,839
Ahhhh! OK, we're done.
448
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,799
THEY GAG
449
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,039
With night one drawing to a close,
450
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:11,439
things are about to blow off
at the Round Table.
451
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,839
The time for talk is over.
452
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:19,680
I want you to write down the name of
the person YOU believe is a Farter.
453
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,359
Steve,
we're going to start with you.
454
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:26,959
Who's Steve? I'm Steve. OK.
455
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,799
I voted for Jez...
456
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,559
Oh! ..because...
457
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,279
JEZ FARTS
..he keeps farting,
458
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,839
and that seems like a giveaway.
459
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,319
Oh! Yeah, I also voted for you.
I'm sorry.
460
00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,439
Ohhh!
461
00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:39,519
OHHH!
462
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:42,639
Jez, you have received
the most votes.
463
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,319
It's time to let one go.
464
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,880
Right. OK. Yeah.
465
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,279
Sorry, mate.
That's OK. I can finally...
466
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,759
POWERFUL FART
467
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,119
Ooh!
468
00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:56,639
Ah, that's better.
I am...a Farter. Goodbye!
469
00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:01,199
See ya. YES, absolutely smashed it,
guys. We got one.
470
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,639
Brilliant, that is. That is...
471
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,519
Oh, no. That's disgusting.
That's just hit me, that has.
472
00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:07,799
Oh, who did that?
473
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,400
Well, him, obviously.
474
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,639
There's a nasty surprise
for one of our Farters.
475
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,599
You use the same muscles to fart
as to poop.
476
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:19,759
SQUELCHY FART
477
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:23,399
Ohh! Let's just say
I need a new cloak.
478
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,679
FARTING
479
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,599
Urgh! Can you humans
really fart out of your mouths
480
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:30,279
if you hold it in for too long?
481
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,279
Ah! Don't try it now!
482
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,719
Phew! This room stinks enough
as it is. Pooh-ee!
483
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:41,279
And just to check,
can you poo out of your mouths too?
484
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:43,999
The answer had better be no,
or I'm quitting this planet
485
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,919
and finding an alien race
that isn't completely disgusting!
486
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,919
Blech! Humans!
487
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,759
Ugh...
488
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,159
That lunch was delicious.
STOMACH GURGLES
489
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,279
I don't know. That burrito's gone
right through me.
490
00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,919
GURGLING CONTINUES
Excuse me.
491
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:03,519
I was thinking, actually, it's funny
how food turns into poo, isn't it?
492
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:06,199
No. And you really need to work
on your small talk.
493
00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,559
Did somebody say they wanted
to know how food becomes poo?
494
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,079
What? Yes. I just want to go toilet!
495
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,999
Five, six, seven, eight!
496
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MUSIC IN THE STYLE OF: Hot To Go
by Chappell Roan
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Starting in the mouth
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Your teeth grind the food
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It heads down your throat
when it's nice and chewed
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It sits in your stomach
for a pretty long time
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Broken down some more
by some helpful enzymes
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Then into the small intestine
Na-na-na-na
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Twisty turns as it's digesting
Na-na-na-na
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Ends up in the large intestine
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Na-na-na-na
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Then you get that feeling
You get that feeling
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In the gut, deeper we go
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Absorbing nutrients just so
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Leaving waste behind, you know
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G-O-T-T-O-G-O
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In 30 hours
Wow, that's slow
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Then your bowels
will let you know
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You G-O-T-T-O-G-O
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G-O-T-T-O-G-O
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Food's digested by microbes
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After that, the poo will flow
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That is when you've got to go
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Bacteria in your guts
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Making stuff right for your butt
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Trillions of them in you
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Helping you to do a poo!
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Oh, hey, you catch that number?
Trillions of bacteria
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They're all pretty friendly
Helping out your posterior
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Although they don't like fibre
They don't always digest that
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Fibre makes your poo much firmer
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So it can slide right out!
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G-O-T-T-O-G-O
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Food's digested by microbes
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After that, the poo will flow
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That is when you've got to go...
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THUNDEROUS FART
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I made these three yesterday... Two!
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I'm OK.
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I'm sorry.
THEY LAUGH
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SHRIEKING: Why do I keep agreeing
to things like this?
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Weird and gross stuff you now know
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Hope you enjoyed
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The Horrible Science Show!
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