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Come on.

I just had the worst fucking nightmare I've ever had.

Would you get me some aspirins, please?

Sure, honey. Where are they?

Oh, never mind. I'll get them.

You were wonderful last night.

I love you.

So were you.

And so was Harry.

I just love you both.

My name is Ariel.

What's yours?

It's Yvonne. Yvonne Rose.

Are you an actress?

Yeah. Are you in porno films?

Yeah, and guess what?

Harry's giving me the...

Hello.

Yeah, this is Harry Crocker.

Yeah, I know.

Well, thank you very much.

Sure, I could meet with you, Mr.

Charger. Sure.

Mr. Charger.

Oh,

hang on a second. Hang on. I know. Hey, hold it down. Will you hold it down?

I've got to find a pencil.

What for? I know what that is.

You do? Yeah.

Okay, go ahead.

Uh -huh.

Okay,

fine.

You sure you want to meet at your home?

No, no, no. It's fine.

Okay, I'll see you then.

Great. Thanks a lot.

Harry, is that Louis Targer? The Louis Targer?

Sure is.

Oh, boy.

Louis Charger calling me.

Hey, Yvonne, you want some coffee?

What's the matter, Ariel?

Yeah, are you okay?

You seem sad.

Harry promised me the lead in his next movie.

I lied.

I lied to both of you.

Harry, why?

To impress you.

To impress both of you.

Hell, I don't even have a script to shoot.

You don't even have a script?

But Harry, you're the best.

I mean, some people think you're second best.

But you know, I think you're the best.

Who thinks I'm second best?

What do you mean to impress us?

Oh.

I never thought I could get to first base with either one of you. I mean,

so beautiful.

And I'm so lonely.

Oh, Harry. How could you ever be lonely?

You're the best.

No, no, I've lost it. It's gone.

Hell,

I can't even create a good sex scene anymore.

Boy, it must be tough at the top. Yeah, for sure.

Harry, did you really feel like you had to impress me?

Harry, I'm sorry. You must be really hurting inside.

Why don't you come get in the bathtub with us?

Come up here, Harry, and I'll soap your cock.

Well, I do have an appointment in an hour

I'm going to touch her.

Oh, my God, that's good.

Yeah.

Want some?

Yeah. Oh, dear.

Suck it.

Suck it.

Suck on it.

Swallow it.

Go on, let me feel you swallow it.

It's underneath.

Can't bother me.

Hey, listen, if I don't get the... Well, if I do get the job, listen, I'm going

to try to get the two of you on it.

Hope you don't mind.

No promises, though.

I can always get you a job as a fluffer.

That's how I start off a lot of new girls.

My ex -wife, I guess, mostly.

Your ex -wife?

Mm -hmm.

My ex -wife.

It's the least I can do for her.

I don't know. She never really wanted me to get into films in the first place.

So if she ever saw me or heard of me being in front of a camera performing

it would hurt her very much. Well, Harry, your ex -wife, what does she

I mean, does she still love you?

Do you still love her?

I'm not going to fuck anybody on film.

One of my pictures.

Okay. I want you to get up, drop your pants, and let's see what you made of

You want me to take my pants off here?

In front of your wife?

You want to be a super stud actor, right?

Well, can you fuck on film?

Because everybody in my film fucks. You got to get it up, get it in, get it on,

get it off. Got me?

Good.

You ever heard of Harry Crocker?

Oh, sure I've heard of Harry Crocker.

He's supposed to be one of the best in the business. Supposed to be? He is the

best in the whole fucking business because Lou Charger only hires the best.

Boy.

Louis always has me check out the new boys.

Come on, Frankie. Show us your cock.

It's okay, Mr. Charger. You don't mind?

Frankie, don't misunderstand me, huh?

This is business, right, Gloria?

I gotta know what you can do on camera. I have to check you out, right?

All right, dear.

Suck him up and let's see what happens.

Yes, sir.

You see, kid, I'm not your average porno producer. You understand?

Honey, stop watching like that. You're making him nervous.

Just pretend like he isn't watching. But he's going to have to get used to

people watching.

You're going to have to get used to people watching, kid. I mean, time is

in this business, you understand?

Don't worry, you're looking good. You're looking good. Okay.

Now, I want you, I want you to test him, okay?

Let's test his endurance.

I want you to stick your finger up his ass.

And when he's about to come, I want you to squeeze the back, okay?

Oh, shit.

That's Harry Crocker.

Oh, good, good. I wanted to see this. Lewis, that's perverse. I am not going

have Harry Crocker watch me give this kid a blowjob.

Stop trying to humiliate me.

All right, all right.

Go in the other room and finish him off, then. But let me know what happens.

Come with me.

Come on.

Now, Frankie, I want you to take off your sweater.

Yeah. What? Okay.

Nice.

Now, let's pull your pants down.

Harry Crocker's a nerve of him. I mean, I am so.

Good to meet you, Harry.

Why, thank you. Thank you.

You are Harry Potter?

Yes. Oh, good, good.

You see, Harry, listen. I just purchased this screenplay that I think you'd be

perfect to direct. You're good, thank you. I lined up Marilyn Camp for the

female lead and John Leslie for the male lead.

I've never worked with either one of them, though. I've heard, though, that

Marilyn is rather a little difficult to... Can I fuck your tits? Is that

somebody in the other room?

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's some kid in there with my wife. He's trying out for a

part in the film. His name's... Frankie or something. Nice kid. He's fucking my

wife.

Here we go.

You like that?

You said he was fucking your wife?

Yeah. Oh, strictly business. Strictly business. My wife, she checks out all

studs on the films, you know?

You know, in fact, she was giving him a blowjob right out here, but when you

came in, right here, in fact, in this chair, you know, but she didn't want you

to see it because, well, you being who you are and everything, and I guess she

embarrasses a little easily.

You like that?

You like my... Yeah, yeah.

Could I fuck him? No.

With my husband in the other room waiting for us to finish.

Oh, fuck.

Well, Mrs. Jones, how am I doing?

I mean, do you suppose I can get a part in the film?

Fuck me hard.

in the adult film industry does anything like that. It's not necessary.

I know that this is your first X -rated film.

But you don't have to have your wife fuck the talent to make it feel like you

belong to the club. You know what I mean?

You don't?

Yes.

How's he doing, darling?

Oh, he's good.

It's really good.

Can he come in? Oh, no, no, no.

Come in here. No, no, no. I want you to do it like in the movies.

I want Harry to see this.

Lewis, I don't think it's right.

Oh, please, honey.

Oh, all right, if you insist.

It's a good little fuck, eh, kid?

Yeah.

Harry, come here. I want you to see something.

I want you to see this kid's strokes.

Come on, take a look. Take a look.

Oh, it's good, huh? It's good.

Honey, oh, I'm sorry.

This is Harry Crocker, my new director.

Oh, nice to meet you, Mr. Crocker. I've heard so much about you.

Oh, that's Frankie.

Hi. Oh,

I'm pleased to meet you, Mrs. Charger.

Gloria. Just call me Gloria. Gloria, Gloria.

Oh, Frankie, Frankie.

I want you to show Harry here your cum shot, okay?

Now, you do know what to do, right?

When you feel yourself cumming, down inside, you pull out and you spray it

over her ass, huh? That's the way we do it in the movies. Oh, damn.

What's the matter?

I'm so embarrassed.

this to happen to your wife? I mean, right in front of you like this.

Listen, you know your job.

I know my job, right?

You want to know if a person can act on film.

I want to know if he can fuck on film. If this kid can fuck my wife while I'm

standing there watching him, he can fuck on film.

Incredible.

Oh, Crocker, don't forget.

We start shook in three weeks.

Did

you

see those fucking bodyguards? Now that is good press.

That lady knows how to handle a crowd.

Harry. Harry, when I release this film, I'm going to have personal appearances

by Marilyn Camp.

World premiere, Marilyn Camp live, starring in Harry Crocker's masterpiece

erotica.

I'll get it, Louis.

Okay, but smile, smile, okay?

Yeah.

Harry, stand up.

Marilyn.

Darling. Oh, Marilyn.

Oh, wonderful to be here. Yes. When do we shoot and when do we sign the

contracts? Oh, by the way, I wanted to thank you for catching John Leslie, my

leading man in this picture.

We have to change the screenplay. Some of the dialogue you sent me was absolute

shit in the second copy.

Who wrote it?

Marilyn,

Marilyn, we can change anything. Anything for you, right? Right, Harry?

Oh, Harry, Harry, this is my new star, Marilyn Kemp.

Marilyn, this is Harry Crocker.

Harry's going to be working with us on the film to keep the picture moving.

For you.

You know, sort of like directing the people around you.

Typing up your script changes.

Right, Harry?

So you're Harry Crocker.

I hear you're a very demanding director.

Oh, no, no, he's not. He's very nice, really.

And I also hear you're very good with the new talent.

Oh, yes, yes. He's going to keep the kids from getting in your way. Right,

Harry?

I hear you're a real pain in the ass, Marilyn.

And that you refuse to learn your dialogue.

And that you require that you shoot all your sex scenes only in the afternoon.

And that beneath that beautiful body of yours lies a frightened child.

A child trapped in the body of an adult.

But I don't believe that.

I've seen your work.

So I tell you what.

We won't change one fucking word in this script.

Hello, Mr. Charger.

This is Deirdre Drum, reporter for New Lust magazine.

New Lust magazine?

Yes, that's right.

Well, sitting in front of my desk is a Mrs.

Exeter and her daughter, Frances.

A daughter?

Yes.

Well, is it true that you're auditioning Mrs. Exeter's daughter for a role in

your new X -rated film?

Yeah, why do you ask?

Well, because if it is true, this is news for the industry.

And it could mean publicity for your picture if we could get some photos.

Publicity?

Well, yes, yes.

We're talking with Mrs. Exeter.

Yes, what kind of photos would you need?

Oh, just the usual.

Is Harry Caracker directing your picture?

Yes. As a matter of fact, he is.

I thought so.

Well, we want to do a story, Mr. Charger, with photos.

Can we have an exclusive?

Well, why don't we talk about this? Let's take a lunch together.

Well, thank you. Thank you very much. Bye -bye.

Mrs. Exeter, it's important that you and your daughter realize that most of our

assignments deal with nudity and erotic posing. My daughter has a perfect body.

She'll do very nicely. Isn't that right, Frances?

Yes, Mother. But it's the movies we want.

The big X -rated movies. Well, that's where all the money is, and my daughter

going to be a star.

Isn't that right, Frances? Yes, Mother.

Deirdre, I'm sorry I'm late.

Hi. Hi. I have a very important meeting with Lewis Charger in an hour.

You're Harry Crocker?

Yes. Harry, I already know you're doing a new picture.

I want an interview.

Francis, stand up and say hello to Mr. Crocker. My daughter has a perfect body,

Mr. Crocker.

Francis, show Mr. Crocker your pictures of your perfect body.

Look, look at this.

See how we trimmed her pubic hairs? Isn't that cute?

Mrs.

Exeter.

Call me Evelyn.

Evelyn, I'm not sure you understand. The film that I make requires that the

actress perform explicit sex in front of the camera.

Of course, we understand that.

We've read all about you and your pictures. Well, you're considered to be

the best in the business. You end up Chuck Weston.

That's very kind of you, Evelyn.

Well, look, I don't know exactly when I'll be shooting again.

Deirdre will keep you informed of my plan.

How old are you, Frances?

19. I'm telling you, 19, Frances.

I'm 19, Mr. Conker.

I do hope Frances is pleasing your husband. She wants this role in his film

very much.

She certainly seems like such a lovely young lady.

Is it wet?

Hmm? Good girl.

Good girl.

There. Keep sucking.

Would you like to come up here on the bed?

Stretch out beside me while you suck my cock?

What are you going to do?

Well, I was planning on fingering your little pussy while you were sucking my

cock.

I don't know.

Well, would you like to find out if you would like that?

Maybe. Good.

It'll make your mother very proud.

Now, don't you want to make your mother very proud?

I guess so.

That's a good girl.

Very good.

Now keep sucking down. Very good. Yes. Good little girl.

Good girl.

Does that feel good?

Yeah. You get extra money if you take it up the ass.

I don't think I like that with your finger in there.

Well, I think if you just relax a little, you'll learn to love it.

Now, turn over.

Ah.

Yes.

Absolutely.

I don't like that. I don't like the way your finger feels up there.

Oh.

I think I'll have to speak to your mother about that.

Hello, dear.

Oh, hi.

I believe I know you. I'm Harry Cocker.

Yes, Mr. Cocker. I'm Evelyn, Frances' mother.

Oh, yes. Right, right.

How is your daughter?

Frances is very busy right now. She's showing Mr. Charger, your producer,

erotic abilities.

Perhaps she should also show you.

I want you to suck me up and take it in your mouth.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yes,

Francis. You are definitely going to have a part in my movie.

I shall talk to your mom about it.

But I do think you should think about doing that anal.

My daughter is going to be a star.

I didn't ask you about her star potential. I asked you if she enjoyed

doing. Harry!

Oh, it's good to see you. Good to see you.

Uh, Miss Exeter, can I speak to you a moment? Excuse me.

You know, your daughter is a very, very charming young lady.

Thank you.

Did you ever give any thought to her doing an anal scene?

It could be very marketable.

Except she doesn't seem too enthusiastic.

I'll speak to her about it.

Perhaps I'll speak to Mr. Crocker about it, too.

Can I have this prop over here, please?

Okay,

I'm ready.

Okay,

let's go.

Roll sound.

Sound controller.

Camera.

Say it again.

Sound 324.

Looks great. Now get out of there. All right, Alex.

I want to see a dynamite vaccine.

Go for it, baby. Go for it.

That's right.

Great.

Fantastic.

That's it, huh? Good, guys.

Yeah, you got that, bitch.

See? Look at all these people here looking at you, huh? Look at them. Yeah.

Look at them. Yeah.

That's right.

Shut up right there.

Yeah, look at them.

Look at them. Look at them.

Look at them. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

You like that? No. Yeah, I do.

Yeah, you're doing it.

That's right.

Go ahead. Fuck me then.

Fuck me then.

That's right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You'll overcome shock pretty soon here now.

You do, Mike.

Go for it.

Anytime you're ready, Alex.

I'm waiting on you.

Fuck me!

You want it? Yes.

Hey, please. Please? Please fuck me. Please fuck me.

Say it like you're fucking me. Please fuck me.

Yes, fuck me.

Go ahead, dig in there. Do it to me. Go ahead, dig in there. Go ahead, dig.

Mike, come on. Yeah.

How's that, right?

Just fantastic.

Mike, zoom in on her. Please. Please.

Please. Please. Please. Please.

Go for it. Go for it. Get into it.

Okay, we're ready for a cum shot. Go for it, Alex.

Good cum shot.

Kind of an intensity that you had like last year.

Yeah,

go ahead. Come on.

Come on. Taste it, baby.

Go ahead.

Let it go here.

Right there.

Come on. Look out my dick.

Come on. Get your head down here.

How was it?

Was it all right, huh?

Fantastic. Oh, fantastic.

Beautiful. Did you see it?

Beautiful cum shot, cut it.

Yeah, you got it. Good, baby.

It's good.

What? Did you get it?

Yeah, yeah.

Hey, he's the boss. Come on.

All right,

let's shoot this motherfucker

Drops. Hit them up. Let's go.

Marilyn, darling.

Upstairs.

Why don't you come over to my place for dinner tonight?

I could inspect your underwear.

And if we run out of food, we could always eat each other.

Lewis isn't paying me to entertain his director after hours.

Bye, Terry.

I thought you were the best.

Fuck you.

I am the best.

I'm the best there is.

Period.

Hey, it's only a movie.

Quiet, quiet, please.

That's good, that's good. Roll sound.

Sound is rolling.

Played it. Sound 401.

Go for it, honey.

Looking good.

Harry, I want to talk to you.

You remember Mrs. Exeter?

Oh. Francis' mother.

Right, right, right. Hello.

Well, Harry, I decided to give Francis the part we talked about.

Lewis, that's an anal scene. It's not right for her.

My princess is perfectly willing to do an anal for you, Harry.

She's too young.

She's not what I had in mind for the part, sorry.

Mr. Crocker, you promised me... Wait a minute. Harry, listen. One minute.

Harry, listen.

One minute.

Wait! A scene to shoot.

My daughter is going to be a very big star.

Harry, you're losing it.

What do you mean I'm losing it? Your hard -on, Harry. You're losing it. Shall

suck your balls?

I'm losing my hard -on because you're not concentrating.

Do you want to come in my mouth?

Yeah.

Let's have a drink first.

Help yourself.

Bring the vodka.

Yeah. Hey, come on over here. You want to see that mirror over there?

Come on down.

That's great. I want to see your ass.

I can see your ass and I can suck my cock at the same time.

That's great.

Reach around behind you and pull your panties down.

That's nice.

Spread your ass, Cheeks.

Show me your asshole.

Spread it wide.

Harry, please.

Oh, that's good.

Harry, are you in love with Marilyn, Kim?

Don't stop sucking my cock.

You think I'm in love with her?

I'm going to see how far I can suck my cock down your throat.

Oh, yeah.

That's it.

Stop spreading your ass.

I may decide to fuck you in your asshole. Would you like that?

No? You wouldn't want me to fuck you in your ass?

You want me to piss in your mouth?

Harry, let's relax a minute.

Sure, sure, why not?

Harry, are you mad at me?

Why should I be mad at you?

About what I said before, about you being in love with Marilyn Tam.

No, no, I'm not mad at you.

Well, are you?

Give me a drink.

Suck my cock.

You want me to shoot it in your mouth?

I don't want you to do it in my backside.

In your what?

My backside.

In your what?

I don't want you to fuck me in the ass. Aren't you satisfied?

Don't worry. I probably couldn't get my cock hard enough with all this booze.

Bye.

Stick it in your mouth.

What you did?

No,

no. Leave that exactly as written.

Oh.

John Leslie, my male star.

John Leslie, the big drill.

The big what?

The big drill. That's what they call men in this business who are big box office

girls.

Oh.

Well, my films are big box office. Does that make me a big drill, too?

Only if you fuck on camera, Harry.

Forget it.

Mm -mm, not a good idea.

So what did you tell me? Leave it as it is? Leave it exactly as it is. Okay.

Except for the... Hi,

John Leslie.

You're Harry Crocker? Yes. Nice to meet you. I heard a lot about your films. I

heard they're very good. Thanks, John.

It's nice to see you again.

Have you seen any of my pictures?

Uh, no, I, uh...

Uh, don't hardly get a chance to see my own. No offense.

No, no, no. I've seen a couple of yours, though.

The ones that Chuck Weston did.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

You know, he's a vet.

Is that right? Yeah.

Look, uh, I see Marilyn over there. Let me go say hello to her. I haven't seen

her in a long while. We'll do a great scene for her, okay?

How, uh, how are things?

Fine, fine. Everything's fine. Thanks.

When did you get back?

Oh, last night.

Yeah?

Hey, I don't believe these lines in the script. Are they for real?

They're yes and no.

Don't worry. Okay. You know me.

We'll make something happen, okay? All right. Now, for the scene, do you want

something special?

Yeah. Hot daddy.

A little head?

I want a lot of head.

Leave everything to me. Be your own sexy self, okay?

I'm going to go talk to Harry.

Oh, you mean the big boss?

I'm afraid to talk to him. I heard his feelings.

He's more afraid of you than you would think.

Hey, where's the coffee?

Over there. All right. See you later.

Bye -bye.

Harry.

Harry.

I'm doing this my way.

What?

Don't look at me like that.

It's what I'm good at.

It's called sexual improvisation.

Marilyn, what is wrong with the scene? It's got to be done the way it's

You say that because you wrote it.

You don't have any feeling for my character the entire scene.

How can you dictate its sexuality?

But that's the character.

She's not wearing this, you know. That's how I see it.

That's why I make films the way I make them.

Doing it my way is not going to make you look bad.

It's going to make the whole scene look good.

Harry, trust your talent.

We're the ones fucking our brains out in front of the camera.

Okay,

here

we go.

Mike, stay loose and follow her move.

Run a full load, and we'll pick up the cutaways and close -ups later.

Where are you picking it up from, Harry?

So, close the script.

I'm going to try something a little different.

Everybody ready?

Roll sound.

Play. Stand four -two -six.

All right, here we go.

Action. A hundred dollars.

Yeah, what's the matter? A hundred dollars. What's a hundred dollars to a

like you?

A person like me?

Yeah. What's that supposed to mean?

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

You bastard.

Sucker.

I want a good look.

I want a good lick.

Can I give it to you, a good lick?

You can get all you want.

Do you have to ask permission?

No. You never can get enough, right?

How many guys do you need?

Just you right now.

You're like no other person.

No other guy.

What do you think? How does it feel to give up control?

What makes you think I gave up any control?

Say, listen, instead of just wrapping me up, why don't you come up to my place

for a drink?

No, thanks.

I'll make you dinner.

Dinner?

What are you making for dinner?

Are you hungry?

I just plucked my brains out in front of the camera, and you ask me if I'm

hungry? I'm starved.

How long are you going to be in New York?

I don't know.

Well, you'll probably be here for a while.

Look, I know that... I know that you think your sex scenes are all finished

the film, but Lewis wants you to do one more.

That's okay. I certainly don't mind.

Yeah, but I do.

You see, I don't want to direct you anymore in a sex scene.

Or rather, I should say, witness.

Because you want to direct yourself, I take it.

What's the matter, Harry? You're insecure when you can't direct. No, it's

that.

It's because I love you.

What, Harry?

I'm falling in love with you.

I can't help it.

And I don't want to be on the set when you're fucking other guys.

I'll be damned.

Harry Crocker.

You been drinking, Harry?

and you love me.

I'm a porn star.

What makes you think you can't be loved?

I just told you I loved you.

And I haven't even gotten under your pants yet.

I haven't even kissed you yet.

Want to be kissed, Harry?

You want your cock sucked, Harry?

Or maybe you want me to suck your asshole and have another girl suck your

Or better yet, maybe you want to fuck me in the ass.

You still love me, Harry? You want to comb my tits?

Hope I'm not interrupting anything. I was wondering if I could come in for a

minute. I'd like to speak to you. Mrs.

Exeter, please. It's about your daughter, right?

Come on in, Evelyn.

Yes.

I, uh... I was hoping I'd have the opportunity to convince you that my

is perfect for that part, Harry.

Oh, yeah?

How are you going to do that, Mrs. Exeter?

Are you going to fuck him?

I would.

Fuck him, suck him, anything he wants.

Don't be bashful. We're all porn people here. Yes.

I was going to offer my body.

Either him or you.

I'm not afraid.

You really want your daughter fucked in the ass, Mrs. Exeter?

My daughter is going to be a star.

Has your daughter ever been fucked in the ass, Mrs. Exeter?

Well... Have you ever been fucked in the ass, Mrs. Exeter? Well, I... Have you

ever sucked pussy, Mrs. Exeter? Look, I wasn't born yesterday. I have had some

experiences.

Get undressed, Mrs. Exeter.

I want to see what you have under those clothes.

Don't be shy.

Watch her, Harry.

You want me to go down on you, don't you?

No. I want you to go down on Harry.

Harry, take your pants off.

Harry loves me.

You want me to go down on him right in front of you, with you here?

No.

Show me that you can do Harry, suck his cock, and then I'm going to have you

suck my pussy.

It's a wonderful industry, isn't it?

Yeah, kneel down and suck his cock.

Suck his cock

Yeah

You enjoying this, Marilyn?

Mrs. Exeter making you hot?

Making your pussy all wet?

Suck it.

Yeah.

Looking at you makes me hot.

Oh, Harry, look.

She's playing with herself.

She's playing with her pussy.

She likes it.

She loves it.

you, Mrs. Exeter?

Don't you? Yes, I do.

I love to suck his cock.

I love to suck it.

Tell me what a terrible slut I am.

Come on, tell me. Tell me. I need it.

Come on.

Come over here, Mrs. Exeter.

Come over here, you horrible slut.

You shameless, shameless vamp, you bitch.

Oh, yeah, I'd love to be a whore.

Oh, come on, tell me what a whore I am.

Tell me who you are.

After you suck me.

Hey, oh, come on.

Here.

Come here.

Kneel behind her.

Kneel behind her while she's licking me up.

You know what to do from there.

You've seen enough movies.

Eat me.

Eat me.

Don't tell me I'm a whore. You know I am.

We all know you're a whore, Mrs. Hensiter.

Oh, yeah, Harry.

We'll put it in her.

Oh, please make him.

Just keep your mouth closed.

Give it to me in my hands.

Give it to me.

Give it to me. Show Harry how...

Take your cock out of her pussy.

Now.

He wants her daughter to be fucked.

You're going to know how your daughter feels, Mrs. Exeter.

Spread yourself for him.

you know about me all i know is you want your daughter to be some kind of super

porn star like me did you did you come when i licked your cunt

not really it's not my scene

I'm not directing you in any more sex scenes.

Okay. All right. We've got 12 pages to shoot today, so let's not fuck around.

We're going to shoot film like crap through a goose.

Where's Mike?

Mike,

I want to go over as many shots in advance as possible.

Where's Lewis?

I want to see him right away.

Are you kidding?

There will be no more drinking on this set or any other picture that I do while

on the job.

Understand? Yes, sir. Good.

Morning, Harry. Good morning.

Finally, the last day and we're still on budget.

And Frances is willing to give you the hottest -ass fucking scene you've ever

filmed. Wrong. I'm not going to use her. She's out. What do you mean you're not

going to use her?

Frances, do you want to do it?

No. There you go.

Wait a second.

How can you embarrass her in front of her mother like that?

Mrs. Exeter will just have to get used to getting it up front, right?

Harry. This is the last day. It's the last scene. You can't cut it. All right,

all right. I'll rewrite it. We'll use somebody else.

But I'm not going to direct that kid in any kind of sex scene until I hear it

from her that she wants to do it. Understand?

Mr.

Crocker, could I speak to you for a minute?

Yes, what is it?

In spite of your business, Harry, and in spite of what you think of yourself

deep down, you're really a good man.

And in the same light, no matter what I appear to be, I'm not really that low.

Thank you for protecting my daughter.

Okay, okay, okay. The kid is out.

We're right at the Maryland camp. Anyway, she's the star.

Okay, I'll go tell her. Now, wait a minute.

Wait a minute. What now?

Not Maryland.

She's not right for the part. Anyway, she couldn't have any more vaccines.

Harry, you rewrite the script for Christ's sake. What do you think this

Now come on, let's get this show on the road.

Okay, why don't you bring it up?

but john uh i got this problem and uh there's only one way to solve it

you

look just magnificent don't be nervous

Stand by to roll sound.

Okay,

let's start off with the usual.

I'm 69 and some head.

Harry, relax.

Stop directing, okay?

I love you.

You don't have to fuck me in public to prove it. Yes, I do.

I suppose you're going to suck my pussy with all these people watching.

Who's directing this, you or me?

I hear the best or the second best director in the business.

You're right.

It's only a movie.

Roll the sound.

Sound is rolling.

Margaret. Sound, 592.

Harry. Huh?

Say action.

Oh, Harry.

Oh.

Buffy, here, Buffy.