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'This programme contains very
strong language from the outset
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and throughout, and adult humour.'
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Now then, fat head.
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Mr O'Neill.
Please, come in, sit down.
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This is Abigail, she's a trainee GP.
She's going to be observing today,
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unless you have, erm...
unless you have any objection.
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No, no, I don't.
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Anyway, the object of the exercise
is that we behave exactly as normal,
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so that Abigail gets a window
on how the practice works.
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So, Vincent, what can we
do for you today...
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Erm....
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It's me...
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Bipolar.
It is me bipolar, yes.
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Just worried about the amount of,
er.... medicine I'm on...
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Just no libido.
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And the psychotherapy we've arranged
with Fiona Frank, is that helping?
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It's good stuff.
Helping a lot.
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Love, do you want a tissue?
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I'm not here.You are!
You're like Bob Fleming over there.
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Are you sure you don't
wanna a tissue?I'm fine.
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Alright, Bob.Great, well, erm,
the vital thing with bipolar
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is we deal with the mental...
..and the physical, er...
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Yeah, sorry.
Sorry, Chris, to cut you off there.
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The real reason I'm here
is cos I've got a chapped...
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cock hole and I'm embarrassed.
I don't feel I can talk about it
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in front of a new person, so...
Right, great, no problem.
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Abigail... Thank you.
Of course.
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It's just I know Chris, you know.
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Just, maybe blow your nose, as well.
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Fucking hell.
Give us that fucking vape.
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Three hours I've been here with her
sniffing like Cuddles the Monkey.
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"I'm not here." I wish you weren't.
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Blow your nose...
We don't all want it.
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What do you wanna talk about?
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Betrayal.
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Betrayal?
Yeah.
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Fire away.
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# The best things
in life are free...
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Texts sent to my phone, right,
after the night he's disappeared.
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Texts blaming the fucking
MacDonaghs for his disappearance.
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The only fucking
confirmation we've got
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that Dylan got away that night
is from bloody Manolito.
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I saved him, released him
from their boot and told him to run.
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They were going to kill him,
Vincent.
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So, if the MacDonaghs
have grabbed him, right,
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and Manolito's fucking saved him
and told him to go...
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Know what I'm saying?
Why the fuck would he do that?
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How has Manolito got his phone?
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Manolito's done something with
Dylan?
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If he has, he's capable of doing it
to us.
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This bloody phone
in this locked drawer
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tells us everything
we need to know.
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I'm telling you now,
fucking hell, it's Manolito.
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He's the one
who's been sending the texts,
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he's the one pretending to be Dylan.
He got us believing
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the MacDonaghs
had something to do with it.
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Again, what I'm saying is...
Why the fuck would he do that?
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Because he wants to be
the hero, in't it?Why, though?
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Manolito wants our weed, right.
He knows we're the best.
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He wants to get rid of the
MacDonaghs. Divide and conquer.
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So, if you think that Barry
and Davey have got rid of Dylan,
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then you won't work with them again
and he's right. You haven't.
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Sure enough,
like, I mean, he's a ruthless fuck.
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Carol's right, he's dangerous.
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I'm telling you, that bloody phone,
that'll tell us more about
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Dylan's disappearance than
the fucking MacDonaghs ever will.
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How can we find out
what happened to Dylan?
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I dunno...
we'll just have to act normal.
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Act normal, and we'll somehow
plot our revenge, won't we?
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Revenge?
W-W-What kind of revenge?
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The pervy photos.
Know what I mean?Pervy photos?
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Have I... have I missed something?
Mm. When we robbed the MacDonaghs,
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we received some incriminating
photos of Manolito.
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Now Barry, Barry had them
photos saved to the cloud, right,
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so let's get copies of them,
we put 'em in Manolito's house,
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call the fucking police,
and pin him, for exactly what it is.
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But... then we have to tell
the MacDonaghs.
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Can we trust them?
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Well, what fucking choice
do we have?
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No, I've got parenting class later.
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I hate when I go on my own. Other
women look at me with such pity.
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Yeah. So much for sisterhood.
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I know, and I keep saying,
oh, my boyfriend's working away
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but they're starting to suss I've
been abandoned.I'll go with you.
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What, and pretend
to be the father?Aye, yeah.
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I'm a gay man.
I may never get the chance like.
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Will yer?
Yeah.
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Oh, my God, yes.
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Fuck's wrong with him?
He needs a shite!
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I just, aww, it's like...
I am touching cloth, man.
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Go and have a poo.
Release the hound.
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Sticky Wicky...
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Oh, my God.
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Cardi?!
Cardi, what the fuck's wrong wi'...
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What's going on wi' you?
It's Jim... Listen!
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Oh, God...
Is that Jim?
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Fucking Jim. Oi, over 'ere.
Jim's having sex wi' a real woman.
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Listen to this shit...
No!
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What shall I do?
I'm stuck in the toilet.
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Cardi, can you not get out
the way you got in?
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Let me have a look.
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The door's ajar...
and I haven't wiped my bottom.
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Cardi, love. Cardi, listen to me.
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You need to wipe your bottom and
crawl away.OK. Alright, yeah, OK.
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Hi!
Jim!
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Jim, it's alright, it's Cardi...
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What the fuck...
I n-needed a poo.
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W-Why's it still big, man?
Viagra.
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Aww...
Get the fuck out of my house!
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Come on.Move back,
don't want to be near it.
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And fuck off!
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Take care.
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Here he is...
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Looking good, Jim.
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What the fuck were going on here?
Well, what does it look like?
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I've found myself a lady friend
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and not only is she clever and kind,
she goes like a fucking steam train.
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Oh, Jim. I think it's lovely.
How long's it been going on for?
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Met her at a wedding,
few weeks back.
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Never thought to fucking tell us?
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No, I didn't, because it's
none of your fucking business.
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These days... You can't even take
a shit without turning it
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into a gif and posting it
on cunting TikTwat.
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He's fucking right.
Oh, good for you.
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I hope you and
Sticky Wicky are very happy.Yeah.
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Sticky Wicky.
It's a fucking pet name.
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Sticky Wicky.
Cos of where she works.
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Why, where does she work?
At the Lowry Institute.
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Oh, la-de-da...
And let me tell you,
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there's things you don't know
about that matchstick painting cunt.
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Probably is.
Like what?
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Everyone knows his famous work,
miserable grey streets,
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Salford factories
belching out fumes,
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shitty little matchstick kids
knocking about with dogs
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with three legs...One of Britain's
greatest artists, Jim.
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Downstairs
in the basement of the gallery,
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that's where the good stuff is...
The nose tap.
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That how you know, don't yer?
Dicks, fannies, flesh.
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Hang on. Lowry did not do nudes.
It says here.
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What they want you to think.
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They don't show anyone,
don't want to spoil his image.
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They're only ever seen
by art experts.
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Have you seen 'em?
Nah.
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She says they're tucked away, in a
grotty downstairs room, unloved...
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Alright, so why are you telling us
this tale then?
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Because... fucking Lowry...
did minge paintings.
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That should be something
you wanna see...
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Can't wait! Yes. Yes.
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Can you,
can you get us in, then, or what?
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I reckon...
She'll do anything for me.
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See you later, Barry.
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There you go...
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Oh, still in there, the bugger.
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I told you, didn't I, Vincent,
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Dylan's disappearance had nothing
to do with myself and Barry...
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Yeah. You did.
Didn't believe me, though, did yer?
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Despite my absence being due to the
removal of my left testicle.Yeah.
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And... and list...
Now listen, honestly.
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Davey, I'm sorry about that...
but to be fair,
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you and your brother Barry.
God rest his fucking soul.
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I mean, Lord God.
He's... he's with your testicle now.
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Shut up! You and your brother Barry
were the most likely candidates
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to have done something to Dylan.
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True. Only because you've threatened
us individually multiple times.
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You shook the box
with his dead pigeon.
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You wanted to put it in a blender
and all that.But we forgive you.
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Don't we, Davey?
Just like that?
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With the greatest respect, Donna,
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I'm going to need a formal apology.
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Davey, come on, he's apologised!
Too casual, sweet cheeks.
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Don't be a dick, Davey.
I'm not being a dick, Davey.
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But I don't like being
wrongly accused.I know, dude.
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Listen to me,
look at me for a minute.
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I've wronged you, there's nowt
worse, it's an injustice.
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I'm fucking sorry. I truly mean it,
man. I am sorry, fuck me!
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Call that an apology?
Yeah.
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Being serious?
I'm trying, yeah!
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Sucking on that thing.
Why stop there, Vincent?
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Why not have a pork pie,
or pick at your toe nails...Davey!
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No, Donna, what's right is right.
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Vincent accused me of hurting
one of his friends
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and held it against me for months.
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And all the time it was the man
that he chose over us...
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But now Vincent knows the truth,
and as he says himself,
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this provides an opportunity.
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To put him out of the picture
for good.
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Fuck, yeah, dude. Come on, man.
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But there's a problem.
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The photos are lost in the cloud.
What the fuck? What do you mean?
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Well, Barry, he saved 'em and
we can't access his bloody files,
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the passwords died with him...
Oh, fucking bollocks!
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And some stupid idiot's
stole my laptop and external drive,
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so we don't have the copies.
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Who?
Us.Hang on then.
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Most of us use the same passwords,
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a pet's name, child's name...
He didn't have a pet, or child.
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OK,
so say we can't access the images.
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We need to find another way to fuck
over that lying, double-crossing,
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weird art-loving prick, and put him
inside for a long time.
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Davey?
I'll get my thinking cap on.
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Oh! Fuck me, pervy art!
Oooh!
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The Lowry paintings.
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Were gonna steal 'em, put 'em in
Manolito's house and ring the cops.
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Boom! He's off to jail. Lewd Lowry's
returned to their rightful owner.
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Everyone's happy.
They get 'em back! Everyone's happy.
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What's in it for me then?
What do you want, man?
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I want you to steal me a pony
for Geraldine's granddaughter.
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Oh, it's a firm no, that one.
It's a hard, very firm no!
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The last time we stole a horse,
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Ashley and fucking Cardi
crashed the van,
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high on fucking chloroform,
ended up in hospital.
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None of that's gonna happen again,
is it?Might do!
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Fuck it,
I'll get you a fucking horse.
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I can't believe it, dude!
Better be a good one, Vin.
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Mane like silk.
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Hey?
What?
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Do that, I'll get you
in that Lowry minge basement.
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Now come 'ere on that one.
You fucking listen to me.
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That's an hard job that.
But you just leave all that...
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To me.
Argh!
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Fucking hell.
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All those things
I wanted when I was younger.
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All those things I thought
I would've done by now.
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What's been holding me back?
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Vin, I'm planning on a new life,
away from all this.
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Stealing cars and tiny horses,
really, Dylan? That your career?
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You're gonna move away, just gonna
piss off!I am. I have to.
228
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I'm worried about him.
Why?
229
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If we leave, when we leave...
230
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Who... who's gonna look after him?
231
00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,221
OK, so... depending on the size
of your nipple,
232
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you might have to
squeeze the end slightly
233
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to direct the milk
into t'baby's mouth.
234
00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:17,381
Yeah.
Thank you.
235
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:23,021
Will breast-feeding hurt my wife?
236
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:27,741
It can be painful for some women,
especially in the first few weeks.
237
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:31,381
And are there lotions or creams
that can help,
238
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,341
with the cracking of the nipple?
239
00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:35,861
Yeah, you can get
over-the-counter nipple cream.
240
00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:39,541
And that won't harm baby?
No, no, it's perfectly safe.
241
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,461
Safe!
OK.
242
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,501
For some women, especially
in those first few weeks...
243
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,261
Er, scenario... erm, sorry.
244
00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:49,621
You have a question?
If my wife is sleeping
245
00:14:49,661 --> 00:14:52,981
and Daddy's downstairs
on the bottle, with the baby,
246
00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:58,381
is there any nipple confusion there,
for the baby going from nip to bot?
247
00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,421
Well, that's a very good question,
248
00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,901
and we will come on to
nipple confusion.
249
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,621
If we could do an example quickly...
250
00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:06,621
If you don't mind
passing me the, erm...
251
00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:08,661
Ashley.
Right, so...
252
00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:16,021
It's soft,
it's comforting and it's warm.
253
00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:20,261
Well, the real one is,
but obviously this is knitted wool.
254
00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,621
We go to the bottle.
255
00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,941
This is a different scenario...
Don't put that in your mouth!
256
00:15:25,981 --> 00:15:31,141
OK. This is plastic,
baby doesn't like it...
257
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,461
Sit down!
258
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,181
It's anatomy. It's basic training.
259
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,501
He isn't the father of my baby.
260
00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:51,661
He takes forever this man.
Hello.
261
00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,541
Where have you been, you dickhead?
262
00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:55,781
No!
Chloroform.No!
263
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,621
Are you fucking serious, like?
264
00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:59,141
Get this on a rag.
My God!
265
00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:01,181
Over its hooter, down it goes.
It's the same...
266
00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,581
It's a very firm no!
267
00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:06,101
Then it's a very firm, I'm not
coming then.Alright! Alright!
268
00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,221
It will work.
269
00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:11,621
Be careful now, lads, don't be
breathing any of that shit in.
270
00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,941
If you fucking pass out 'ere,
this where I'll leave you.
271
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:18,061
We're not going back to hospital
like last time!
272
00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,901
Remember that. When you nearly died.
273
00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:25,341
You both went yellow. I still think
this is a shit idea.Calm down now.
274
00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:28,101
Have a lovely little
Shetland sleep now.
275
00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,661
MUSIC: "Insane In The Brain"
by Cypress Hill
276
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,461
Told you.
Just get him in the fucking van.
277
00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:39,301
Mind his mane.
He said mane like silk.
278
00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:43,741
It's like a snapped tow rope.
279
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:45,621
Poor fucking thing.
Well in.
280
00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:48,341
That was easier than last time.
It would have to be.
281
00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:50,381
You nearly fucking died.
282
00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,581
I don't like the look of it.
Come on.It's got a mean face.
283
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,581
He doesn't
look at his best right now.
284
00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,221
He had a session
on chloroform, with these dickheads.
285
00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:08,261
He's hung over!
Give him a chance.
286
00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:10,461
It looks like my Uncle Norris.
No.
287
00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:14,421
And he used to show his bunions
to people on buses.Listen to me.
288
00:17:14,461 --> 00:17:18,421
You asked for a black pony.
Shetland, there it is, as requested.
289
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:19,861
He's a good lad.
Fine.
290
00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,461
Yeah, fine.
Did you get the Lowry minge info?
291
00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,061
Yes.
Oh. Good man.
292
00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:26,861
But...
Go on..
293
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,581
There's a bit of a problem.
Course there fucking is.
294
00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:32,381
Jesus wept!
Except...
295
00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:36,141
Call me genius.
I have a plan and I've got a way in.
296
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,781
Art restorers.
Art restorers?
297
00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:44,261
As in people that restore art.
298
00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,621
A specialist crew.
299
00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,341
Now... There's a restoration team
300
00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:52,301
coming to the Lowry Institute
next Wednesday.
301
00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:55,501
They're doing work on some
of the paintings in the basement.
302
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,621
Access is by finger scan only.
303
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,941
And Geraldine is letting them in...
304
00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,221
Turns out the pervy Lowrys
are located
305
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,701
in a specially
constructed airtight room.
306
00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:08,781
B7.
307
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,741
So I say, you lot turn up early
with fake IDs.
308
00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,901
Bag up the minge paintings.
309
00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:16,221
Make an exit
to the underground carpark.
310
00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:20,301
Where the van is waiting
to make an hasty escape.
311
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,461
The real restorers will
turn up on time
312
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,941
and Geraldine will realise
something is amiss.
313
00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:27,501
She'll call the cops.
314
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:32,421
But by then you'll have tipped
them off about the monkey fucker.
315
00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:36,221
Listen. Gallery's expecting three
restorers. We're gonna replace 'em.
316
00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:39,581
That's gotta be me,
Ashley and our Tom down there.
317
00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:42,221
I've roped in Adyan as the getaway.
Now, I need you...
318
00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:44,581
Outside with
Carol and Sugar, alright?
319
00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:47,501
That's in case the fucking
restorers, real ones, arrive.
320
00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,901
Sugar, I need you
pulling like a big scene.
321
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:52,941
Labour, go into labour,
scream and shout and all that.
322
00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:55,461
Why me?Cos you're the one
that's bloody pregnant.
323
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,741
I can't do that.
You can, just like an orgasm.
324
00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:01,661
In my experience they are
one and the same, visually.
325
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:04,381
You are a perverted
piece of shit, aren't you?
326
00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:08,421
She's getting it.Hang on, why are
me and Meena inside the building?
327
00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:12,301
Keeping watch in case
any staff go down unexpected.
328
00:19:12,341 --> 00:19:13,941
Do you know what I mean? No?
329
00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:17,381
Now, Davey, Donna,
I need you at Manolito's,
330
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,981
get him out of that maze house
331
00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:21,421
so we can sneak in the stolen art.
No problem.
332
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,741
If it means that twisted
fucker gets sent away...
333
00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:29,181
Oh, hang on a second, Donna...
It's an excellent plan, Vincent.
334
00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:33,861
But those minge paintings I would
very much like to see myself.
335
00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:39,541
As you know,
I am a connoisseur of the erotic.
336
00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:43,021
I will come along, Vincent,
as a restorer.
337
00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:47,821
You mean on the job?Very much so.
Little bit of excitement.
338
00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:50,221
Be like the good old days
with our Barry.
339
00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:51,981
Can take my spot so,
cos I've got, er,
340
00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:55,621
obligations with my fake ball
and chain over there in the corner.
341
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:56,901
They're expecting three.
342
00:19:56,941 --> 00:19:58,781
Fucking know that.
I will be the supervisor
343
00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:02,301
who's come along to make sure
that the job's done properly.
344
00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:05,541
I want to see
those Lowry lady parts, Vincent.
345
00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,741
Yeah.
So you get me a toolbox.
346
00:20:08,461 --> 00:20:10,341
Oh, yeah, yeah. Can do, yeah.
347
00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,221
Absolutely.
348
00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,901
# ROSE ROYCE: Car Wash
349
00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,061
# Ooh ooh
350
00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:37,101
# You might not ever get rich
351
00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:41,421
# But let me tell ya,
it's better than diggin' a ditch
352
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:45,861
# There ain't no tellin'
who you might meet
353
00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:50,061
# A movie star or maybe
even an Indian chief... #
354
00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,421
Here he is. Hiya, fella.
Hello.
355
00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:56,061
Right. Listen we are from Cuddlipps,
art restorers.
356
00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:58,341
Cuddlipps.Yeah.
No, don't look at that.
357
00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:01,221
We're here to see Geraldine Thorpe.
Is she kicking about?
358
00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,221
I'll call her for you.
Good lad.Have you come far today?
359
00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,261
Not really.
Stoke.Stoke. Lovely.
360
00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:08,821
It's neither lovely nor unlovely.
361
00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,941
It's just
a post-industrial conurbation
362
00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:14,101
that's struggled to find its purpose
since it's pottery heyday.
363
00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:15,741
Yeah. I'll just call her for you.
364
00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:18,621
Me and our Barry used to go swinging
in Stoke.Golly.
365
00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:22,421
Voicemail. I have a feeling she's
still be in the management meeting.
366
00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:26,101
What's the odds
on you doing me a massive favour?
367
00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,821
Nip into that meeting,
see if she'll finish a bit early.
368
00:21:28,861 --> 00:21:31,581
OK. Just for you.
Just this once, all right?
369
00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:33,581
Sound.
OK.You're an angel, man.
370
00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:37,421
OK.I swear to God, man.Lovely lad.
Lovely lad.Can I get a coffee?
371
00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:39,421
What you doing?
372
00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:42,261
Locking the car, Erin.
And you're gonna take the keys.
373
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,301
It's the fucking getaway car.
374
00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:46,821
Ash, honestly,
what is going on wi' your brain?
375
00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:48,901
I don't want to be
eyes and ears, Erin,
376
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,421
and pretend to be interested
in boring paintings.
377
00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:53,501
My wife's having a baby.
Right, get in.
378
00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:57,021
Nothing like a crisp sandwich, like.
It's the best food in the world.
379
00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:59,661
Just look at that.
There's just no love in that.
380
00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:03,501
He was amazing, wasn't he?
Mm.Hm?
381
00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,181
I mean, look at the detail there.
Oh, yeah.
382
00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:10,181
What? That's awful. It looks like
something a four-year-old could do.
383
00:22:10,221 --> 00:22:12,501
It's better than anything
you'd come up with.
384
00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:16,101
Oh, better than anything
I'd come up with Fuck!
385
00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:22,261
Hey, look. "It doesn't take brains
to be an artist, just feelings."
386
00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,181
Shit at dogs, mind.
387
00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:32,421
Shit. They're here.
388
00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:35,181
Who?The real team.
Fuck!They're fucking early.
389
00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:39,421
Make your own. I'm having none of it.
Don't you want it?
390
00:22:39,461 --> 00:22:43,741
She tried to give me spaghetti roll
as if that's a thing.
Do you want it?No.I'll have it.
391
00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:46,501
ERIN: 'They're in a blue van.
They're early.'Who's early?
392
00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:47,981
The real restorers!
393
00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:51,181
Fuck, shit. Sugar, get your fucking
shopping. They're here early.
394
00:22:51,221 --> 00:22:53,221
Fucking blue van. Blue van.
395
00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:56,381
Blue van.
Here, here.
396
00:22:56,421 --> 00:22:59,021
Here she is.
She a bloody vision, isn't she?
397
00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:01,941
Hello, gentlemen.
A little earlier than advertised.
398
00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,261
Yeah, we made good
on the bloody traffic.
399
00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:07,421
Er, do you wanna show us the gear?
We've got a lot to do.
400
00:23:07,461 --> 00:23:11,501
I know you're busy.Yes, definitely.
I was only expecting three of you.
401
00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,061
I'm the supervisor.
402
00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,581
Oh.
Here to crack the whip.
403
00:23:16,301 --> 00:23:17,901
Follow me.
Nice one
404
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,941
Oh! Argh!
405
00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,541
Oh, God! I fell over!
406
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:40,221
I've taken a
fall! I've dropped all my shopping!
407
00:23:40,261 --> 00:23:42,581
They haven't even noticed.
408
00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,661
Pregnant woman, help!
409
00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:48,821
Is she all right?Help us,
all of you. We need to get her up.
410
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,621
Make a bit of noise. Moan.
411
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:53,101
Oh, my baby! My poor unborn child!
412
00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,861
Don't overdo it.
Shall we call an ambulance?
413
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,501
No, no, no need.
We just need to get her up.
414
00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,261
Come on, all of you! Help us, please!
415
00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:08,461
Oh, this bloomin' machine.
416
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:13,061
Slightest bit of moisture
on your finger and it doesn't scan.
417
00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:15,101
I tend to have very sweaty fingers.
418
00:24:16,061 --> 00:24:18,061
I said to the director,
419
00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:20,101
"This finger business is useless."
420
00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:24,421
He just laughed and said, "Oh,
Geraldine, I'll finger you." Hm.
421
00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,701
Oh, success.
422
00:24:28,981 --> 00:24:32,461
Are you OK, love?I think I'm OK.
I mean, I'm still in lots of pain,
423
00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:36,381
but I didn't land on the bump,
so I probably just need a little...
424
00:24:36,421 --> 00:24:39,021
Have a little rest.
Sit down.Just have a little...
425
00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,101
Ooh!
Are you OK, darling?
426
00:24:42,701 --> 00:24:45,381
Yeah, yeah, no,
I just had a...funny...
427
00:24:45,421 --> 00:24:48,581
Arh! Oh, shit. Carol...
428
00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,541
Do you know her?Loosely.
Oh! My waters have broken
429
00:24:51,581 --> 00:24:53,341
Oh, my God, my baby's coming!
430
00:24:53,381 --> 00:24:54,781
Oh!
Hm. Convincing.
431
00:24:54,821 --> 00:24:57,221
This is our glorious dungeon.
432
00:24:57,261 --> 00:25:01,541
But instead of ghosts and ghouls,
we have works of the finest art.
433
00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:04,861
JIM: 'The perv paintings,
they're in B7.'
434
00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:06,861
Er, Geraldine.
Hm?Sorry, dude.
435
00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:10,861
Do you mind if we have a look in B7?
No, no, no, B6 first.
436
00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:13,021
They more traditional Lowrys.
437
00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:15,061
B7 is his um...
438
00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:18,501
..lesser seen work.
439
00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:21,181
As a Lowry connoisseur,
I would be honoured...
440
00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:23,981
Yeah...if you would show us
these ones first.
441
00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:27,501
Go on!
Go on.Yeah, yeah, go on!
442
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,181
Come on then.
443
00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,941
Oh!
There they are.
444
00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,381
Shall I er, reveal them?
445
00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:39,781
If you would, I'll be made up.
I'm excited for this.Fantastic.
446
00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,421
Here we go.
Right.
447
00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:43,821
Fucking hell.
Wow.Whoo.Yeah.
448
00:25:43,861 --> 00:25:45,861
Mm.
OK.
449
00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:51,181
Outstanding.It's a lot to take on
board.Weird.A lot going on.
450
00:25:51,901 --> 00:25:55,661
OK.Yeah.Now they're very...
451
00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,541
I'm gonna say imaginative.
Oh, aren't they?
452
00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:02,021
A little...away
from his more familiar terrain.
453
00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,661
Yeah.Definitely.
I'd say... I mean that's...
454
00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:07,101
Fucking bellend.
It's massive, innit?
455
00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:08,461
It's too big.
Mammoth.
456
00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:09,981
Expressionistic.
457
00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:12,101
I think they're wonderful.
458
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:16,301
So erotic. They shouldn't be hidden
down here, they should be up there,
459
00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:19,901
out and proud,
alongside his matchstick work.
460
00:26:19,941 --> 00:26:24,741
I agree. But, alas,
not everyone feels the same.
461
00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:27,421
It's a crying shame.
It is really.
462
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,461
Well, I tell you, while were here,
463
00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:32,221
we may as well give these minges
a quick wipe down.
464
00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:35,541
Well, I'll let you get on with it.
You've got a lot to get through.
465
00:26:35,581 --> 00:26:38,901
Thanks for your help, Geraldine.
Go on.
466
00:26:38,941 --> 00:26:40,541
Great job, great job.
467
00:26:40,581 --> 00:26:43,621
Thank you very much. Ha-ha!
468
00:26:43,661 --> 00:26:45,421
Right, lads.
469
00:26:46,101 --> 00:26:47,701
Let's bag 'em!
470
00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:51,781
Get rags from your van and find
water.She needs the hospital.
471
00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:54,541
No, no, no, I used to be a nurse,
so I can deliver this baby.
472
00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:56,461
Carol, you were a nurse in a porno!
473
00:26:56,501 --> 00:27:00,381
Well, I did deliver one baby this
year.We can drive her, in our van.
474
00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:03,621
No, not necessary.
Yes, yes, necessary. Very necessary.
475
00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:07,381
They can take her in their van,
Carol.Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
476
00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:09,621
Good idea.
But we're gonna need all of you.
477
00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:12,901
OK? All of you. Come on.
Oh, fuck!OK. It's OK.
478
00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:18,021
Oh, God.
It's the police. The police.
479
00:27:18,061 --> 00:27:20,341
They could be going anywhere, Erin.
480
00:27:20,381 --> 00:27:23,221
Ash, there's a robbery going on
and there's sirens.
481
00:27:23,261 --> 00:27:26,581
Where else would they be heading?
Fuck. Ring Vinnie.Cardi.
482
00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:30,541
Cardi.It's Sugar,
S-she's having the baby.
483
00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:32,781
Oh, God. Sugar's having the baby.
484
00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:37,021
She's having the baby now.I need
to be at the birth.Wait, no.Ash!
485
00:27:37,061 --> 00:27:39,741
And the p-police are coming.
486
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,981
Fucking hell.
Ssh!You lot...
487
00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,461
Hi.Ohh.
What are you um...
488
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,501
Now, I know what this looks like.
It doesn't look good.
489
00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,981
It doesn't look good.Um...
But there is a very good reason...
490
00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:57,421
What the
fuck?! Dude, what are you doing?!
491
00:27:57,461 --> 00:28:01,181
Tie her legs.No, No, don't...
Shut the fuck up and tie her legs.
492
00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,101
What the fuck are you playing at?
Are you mental?
493
00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:07,541
Listen, Davey.
She's a nice lady, she -
494
00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:09,861
Shut the fuck up!
Do you want her shouting?
495
00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:12,261
What you doing?
Leave her.
496
00:28:12,301 --> 00:28:15,501
Fuck! Listen, I'm taking this out.
Please don't scream.
497
00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,901
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
We'll get it all back. Promise.
498
00:28:18,941 --> 00:28:22,461
Eh? I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry.
Davey, you fucking arsehole.
499
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,181
What the fuck is wrong...
Fucking thing.
500
00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:27,941
Arh! What the fuck
is wrong with you, Davey?
501
00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:30,261
Oi, you're out of order.
That's a nice lady, that.
502
00:28:30,301 --> 00:28:33,661
Look, that nice lady was about
to fuck up this whole operation.
503
00:28:33,701 --> 00:28:36,781
We don't fucking hurt people.
That's not what we do.
504
00:28:36,821 --> 00:28:39,261
We don't work like that, man.
Shut the fuck up.
505
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,621
Fuck!
Just hang on. Hang on.
506
00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:43,661
We can't stop, Vincent!
507
00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:46,181
Stop. It's fucking Meena.
Will you shut up?
508
00:28:46,221 --> 00:28:49,701
What's going on?Police. There's
sirens. Get the fuck out of there.
509
00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:54,061
Police. Police.What?Shit.
We need to get out of here now.
510
00:28:54,101 --> 00:28:57,941
Where are you going?
Take the fucking stairs!Oh, my God.
511
00:28:57,981 --> 00:29:00,421
I am not going back to prison,
Vincent.
512
00:29:00,461 --> 00:29:02,901
No MacDonaghs
are gonna go to prison.
513
00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,621
No, but...
Toodle pip.No, no, no.
514
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,821
Don't fucking leave me here man.
Shit, dude.
515
00:29:09,261 --> 00:29:11,261
Oh, my God.
516
00:29:18,821 --> 00:29:20,421
Fuck!
517
00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:25,181
Fuck my life!
518
00:29:25,861 --> 00:29:28,021
Course there's no fucking reception.
519
00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:31,141
Christ on a fucking bike.
Ooh, shit.
520
00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:34,021
Vin! Vin!
Oh! Arh!
521
00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:36,501
Sugar's having the baby!
Eh?She's having the baby.
522
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,061
Is she doing a good job?
No, she's really having the baby.
523
00:29:39,101 --> 00:29:41,381
Really?She's gone into labour.
Oh, my fucking God.
524
00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,541
Get the little one,
get the little one.
525
00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:46,221
Quick!
526
00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:50,261
# HOLE: Celebrity Skin
527
00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:02,021
We're gonna be all right.
528
00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:05,621
Oh, shit.
529
00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:07,341
What?
Fuck.
530
00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:12,381
Oh, shit.
Maybe they're not for us.
531
00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:15,781
Oh, fuck.
532
00:30:15,821 --> 00:30:17,821
# THE BLACK KEYS: Howlin' For You
533
00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:26,621
Vin.
534
00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,461
It's OK.
535
00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,181
Vin.
536
00:30:34,981 --> 00:30:36,981
It's all right.
537
00:30:38,061 --> 00:30:39,661
Fuck it!
538
00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,141
Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin.
539
00:30:42,181 --> 00:30:44,541
Vin! Shit. Arh.
540
00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:52,741
It's all right.
Shit.It's all right.
541
00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:55,581
It's not all right.No, we'll
get rid of him. I can lose him.How?
542
00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:05,901
Vinnie, please.It's all right,
sweetheart.Shit, still there.
543
00:31:05,941 --> 00:31:07,701
Fuck!
544
00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,861
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Vin. Vinnie.
545
00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,701
Vinnie, they're gaining on us.
They're n-They are.
546
00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:15,341
They're not, sweetheart.
547
00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:18,701
They're fucking gaining on us.
They're catching us up, Vin.
548
00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:20,861
They're not, sweetheart.
Vin. Vin.
549
00:31:20,901 --> 00:31:23,101
It's all right. Calm down.
550
00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:28,701
Shit. Fuck!
It's all right, love.
551
00:31:31,861 --> 00:31:33,901
I'll get us out of it.
It's all right.
552
00:31:37,101 --> 00:31:39,101
Oh, my God.
Nice.
553
00:31:40,821 --> 00:31:42,301
Come on!
554
00:31:42,341 --> 00:31:45,181
Fuck. Fuck!
555
00:31:45,221 --> 00:31:49,061
We've got to get off the road.This
is a shortcut. I know a shortcut.
556
00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:55,341
It's fabulous.
557
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,381
Fucking hell
Piece of piss
558
00:31:57,421 --> 00:32:01,781
Not a piece of piss
As per the usual, got away with it.
559
00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:04,181
Just. Just.
560
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,341
Fucking lunatic.
Have a little bit of faith.
561
00:32:09,381 --> 00:32:12,581
Whoo.All right.
See what I mean? Scot free.
562
00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,861
Oh, fuck me!
563
00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:47,701
Oh, fuck me.
Are you all right?
564
00:32:47,741 --> 00:32:49,781
I think I've hurt my arm.
Fucking hell.
565
00:32:49,821 --> 00:32:52,461
Can you get out on your side?
No, I'm wedged.
566
00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:55,381
Yeah.Are you?
I think I'm wedged too, yeah.Fuck.
567
00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:57,661
Right, now...
we need to get the belts off.
568
00:32:57,701 --> 00:33:00,661
Try and use your weight.
Can you manage? I'll do yours.
569
00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:02,501
Think so. No! Don't do mine.
570
00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:04,141
You do yours and I'll do mine.
OK.
571
00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:06,181
One, two, three?
Yeah.One, two, three.
572
00:33:08,061 --> 00:33:10,061
Are you all right, sweet?
Yeah.
573
00:33:11,461 --> 00:33:14,541
Are you through?Yeah,
I've got through.Through?Yeah.
574
00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:17,701
There's enough space. You all right?
No.No.
575
00:33:17,741 --> 00:33:20,661
Fuck.
I'm so sorry.
576
00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:27,501
Come on!
I can't do it.
577
00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:30,181
Mine's wedged an' all.Fuck.
It's stuck.Yeah, we are.
578
00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:31,501
Fucking hell.
Shit!
579
00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:35,021
We'll have to call someone. Do you
know where we are?Not really.No?
580
00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:37,221
I'll drop a pin on me phone,
won't I?
581
00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:40,861
Oh, my God. I can smell petrol.Eh?
582
00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,741
I can smell petrol.
Vin, we're in a fucking crashed car!
583
00:33:43,781 --> 00:33:46,781
I can smell petrol. We're gonna
blow up, aren't we?Calm down.
584
00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:49,421
HELP!Sweetheart, oi, oi -
HELP!
585
00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,381
I'm having a panic attack.
Stop. Sweetheart, look at me.
586
00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,781
Just for a minute. Oi.
I can't get out, Vin.Oi.
587
00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:58,061
Calm the fuck down.
Listen to me now.
588
00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:01,221
When have I ever let anything happen
to you?You don't get that choice.
589
00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:04,181
I do.No.I fucking do.
We've been in worse situations
590
00:34:04,221 --> 00:34:07,261
and always got away with it,
haven't we?Yeah, so far.
591
00:34:07,301 --> 00:34:10,941
One day your luck's gonna run out.
Gonna get yourself fucking killed.
592
00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:12,941
Oh, fuck.
593
00:34:13,901 --> 00:34:16,981
Today might be the day.It's not
today, is it?How do you know?
594
00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,821
You haven't got some guardian angel
looking out for you.
595
00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:22,901
Look what happened to Dylan.
Oh, for God's sake. Fuck sake.
596
00:34:22,941 --> 00:34:26,661
Dylan is fine, I know he is.How do
you know? Why hasn't he come back?
597
00:34:26,701 --> 00:34:30,421
Why hasn't he been in contact
with us, even on the fucking sly?
598
00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,501
Do you know how many times
I've had to lie to Tyler?
599
00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:41,501
Tell him that he's happy
and he's gone away somewhere.
600
00:34:42,221 --> 00:34:45,461
I can't I tell him that Uncle Dylan
got snatched in the night
601
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,941
and we haven't seen him since,
can I?
602
00:34:47,981 --> 00:34:51,941
No, not that, obviously.
Fucking hell.Exactly.
603
00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,821
I mean, it...it's not my fate, Vin.
604
00:34:57,301 --> 00:35:00,661
I'm not gonna wait for you
to have a fucking car crash.
605
00:35:00,701 --> 00:35:02,701
I'm gonna get a fucking phone call
606
00:35:02,741 --> 00:35:05,661
and someone's gonna tell me
your guardian angel let you down.
607
00:35:05,701 --> 00:35:10,181
Or you've been finished off
by McCann, the MacDonaghs, Manolito.
608
00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:13,101
Fuck sake. Is that the only thing
that's keeping you here?
609
00:35:13,141 --> 00:35:16,181
No, of course it's not.
Course it's not.
610
00:35:20,301 --> 00:35:23,141
But all those things
that I wanted when I as younger...
611
00:35:25,221 --> 00:35:28,141
..all those things I thought
I would have done by now.
612
00:35:31,981 --> 00:35:33,981
I love you, Vin.
613
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,221
You're amazing with Tyler.
614
00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:45,301
And you're loving, you're loyal,
but...Just...stop a minute.
615
00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:55,661
Do you know there's nothing more...
there's nothing more I wanna do
616
00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:58,821
than give you a love
in this fucking crashed car.
617
00:35:58,861 --> 00:36:02,101
Because I do love you, you know.
I'm in love with you, madly.
618
00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:06,621
And I get fucking lonely, you know.
619
00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:11,861
I know I do it to myself. I just
can't bear how bloody lonely I get.
620
00:36:13,581 --> 00:36:15,541
Can't be normal.
621
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,101
I just can't be what people need.
622
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:27,061
It's fucking horrible. I can't be
what people need from a person.
623
00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,861
So frustrating all the time.
624
00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:36,301
So it just...
fucking consumes me,
625
00:36:37,101 --> 00:36:40,141
the moods and that, and I just
don't wanna give it to anyone.
626
00:36:40,181 --> 00:36:42,981
Cos when you love someone
you only want 'em to be happy.
627
00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:45,821
You know?
628
00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:49,341
And if...if letting you go...
629
00:36:50,821 --> 00:36:53,821
..if that means you will be happy,
that's what I wanna do.
630
00:36:53,861 --> 00:36:55,861
I wanna let you go.
631
00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:59,101
I let you go.
632
00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:02,741
And you need to let me go too.
633
00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:16,101
I love you.
634
00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:18,141
# CILLA BLACK: You're My World
635
00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:23,141
No, don't go too fast.
636
00:37:23,181 --> 00:37:27,501
The wheels go spinning.Ash!
Sugar, can you -Ash! Fuck off!
637
00:37:28,421 --> 00:37:32,621
# You're every move I make
638
00:37:34,341 --> 00:37:38,141
# Other eyes see the stars
639
00:37:38,181 --> 00:37:40,981
# Up in the skies
640
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:45,581
# But for me they shine...
641
00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:51,101
Arhhh!
642
00:37:51,141 --> 00:37:56,101
# For the sun above...
643
00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,501
Oh.
644
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,941
Oh, God.
645
00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:02,941
Ohh!
646
00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,941
Oh, my...
647
00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:08,061
# With your hand
648
00:38:08,101 --> 00:38:09,981
# Resting in mine...
649
00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,861
Hiya, son.
Dad?
650
00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,661
I just thought I'd give you a call.
651
00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:26,501
He looks like JJ!
652
00:38:27,901 --> 00:38:29,501
And maybe a bit like me?
653
00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,221
Ohh.
654
00:38:39,261 --> 00:38:41,381
He's here.
655
00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:46,501
Come on then, give us the details.
656
00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:51,021
She's massive, Tom.No, that's um...
that's too much information.
657
00:38:52,741 --> 00:38:54,741
DYLAN: 'Vin?
658
00:38:54,781 --> 00:38:57,501
'I'm sorry
I've not been in touch erm...
659
00:38:58,181 --> 00:39:00,421
'Listen, Manolito knows...'
660
00:39:00,461 --> 00:39:02,461
He knows that you know about him.
661
00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,341
And he fucking....
He scared me, man.
662
00:39:06,381 --> 00:39:11,381
He told me to run. Told me things
would happen to Tyler and Erin.
663
00:39:12,341 --> 00:39:14,341
'And I believed him.'
664
00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:19,701
I hate myself for it but I thought
maybe it's my chance to start again.
665
00:39:20,621 --> 00:39:22,421
Hey!
'A new life.'
666
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,181
Cos back there I...
667
00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:28,061
..I fucked it.
668
00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,141
I fucked it all up.
I really miss you, dude.
669
00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:35,421
Um...be careful, all right?
670
00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:37,421
I love you, man.
671
00:39:38,421 --> 00:39:39,821
I love you.
672
00:39:42,061 --> 00:39:44,421
Oh, my God!
673
00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,781
Yay!
674
00:39:49,901 --> 00:39:52,341
SUGAR: Who's this?
675
00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,781
You OK, Tommo?
Yeah.
676
00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:01,501
Are you all right?
677
00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:25,701
A situation has arisen
with Vincent O'Neill.
678
00:40:25,741 --> 00:40:27,581
What kind of situation?
679
00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:30,221
Don't worry,
it's nothing I cannot handle.
680
00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,381
Do whatever you need to do.
681
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:44,221
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
682
00:40:45,501 --> 00:40:48,301
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
683
00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:53,021
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
684
00:40:53,741 --> 00:40:56,381
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
685
00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:00,581
# Give me the strength to carry on
686
00:41:02,341 --> 00:41:04,621
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