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This programme contains
very strong language
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from the outset and throughout.
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What is fucking going on wi' you?
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It's the swimming trunks.
They just bunch everything up.
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I mean, dude, why are you wearing
swimming trunks? It's madness.
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In case we go in the hot tub.
What?!
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Manolito's hot tub.
Tommo said you went in it.
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Sweetheart, this is not
a fucking hot-tub occasion.
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We're dropping off some bales
and getting the fuck out.
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I want to be in and out.
Oh.Get your shit together.
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Stop itching your dick.
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Excuse me, love.Hiya.Do you know
where Manolito is, by any chance?
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Er...try the back garden.
Excellent. Ta.
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But...but why not?
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What do you... Listen, give over.
It's a bath, innit?
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If you wanna go in the fucking
hot tub, you've gotta ask him.
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I can't ask him.I don't hardly know
him. He thinks I'm called K-Kevin.
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Well, put him right then, dude.
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Maybe you should.
Putting him right, dude.
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Listen, some things,
you have to do on your own.
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You know what I mean?
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What the fuck's going on out there?
How come Tommo got to go in it?
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Be... Look leave the fucking hot tub
alone now, all right?
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He's a temperamental bastard
at the best of times.
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Just get on wi' him.
Know what I mean?
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MAN: It takes a long time
to work out how to do this safely.
We've been trained!
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MAN:
Who says I want to do it safely?
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I'm begging you, it's only a rabbit.
Sorry.
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Sorry, are you?You'll kill him!
I don't think you're sorry enough.
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No, please.You are getting on my
nerves.Please!You want to be next?
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Oh, my...
Fucking hell. You all right, dude?
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How's it going?
Vincent!
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Hiya, Manolito.
Ah...Kevin.
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No. Please. No.
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Oh.I'm sorry.
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That's not good.
Whoa.
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Ohh! Blinking hell.
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Please!
Whoa. Fucking hell.
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It's my Lola's fourth birthday.
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I'm throwing her
a special birthday party.
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Aw! H-happy birthday
to the l-little lady.Thank you.
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Are you laying on weed
for a four-year-old's party?
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It's for the grown-ups.Madhead
I've got a lot of people coming.
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I want everyone
to be nice and relaxed.Sure.
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People come round here,
they're always so uptight.Yeah.
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I hear hot tubs are good for that
sort of thing. S-so I've been told.
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I didn't know you had...
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Is that fella gonna be OK
spinning round on that thing there?
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You don't need to worry.
I'm gonna take care of him.
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Come.
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One person has let me down already.
Completely unforgiveable.
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Fucking hell.Jeez.
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Mr Rabbit Man here, took my money
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for a thoroughbred snow white
bunny rabbit as fluffy as a cloud.
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On the day of my Lola's birthday he
comes to me, says there is problem.
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I could get you an iguana.
Lola don't want no stinking iguana.
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Lola wants the rabbit
she was promised
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and has been looking forward to
for the last six fucking months.
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Is this as fast as this thing goes?
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No. No!
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Hey. I'm ready for the blindfold.
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The blindfold? No!
I-I-I'll get you a w-white bunny.
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You bring me rabbit?
Yeah, sure. I-I-I'll g-get you one.
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N-n-no problem-o.You let me down,
I'll have to put you on the target.
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No, please. No. No, no.
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# BARRETT STRONG:
Money
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Fuck sake.
A fucking drought on bunnies.
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Do you know what I mean?
Are they not shagging enough?
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Who the fuck knew that?
Well as it happens, I did.
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Heh-heh hey-hey!
Jim!
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# Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh hey!
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh hey! #
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Yeah!All right then.
Hey. Did somebody order...rabbits?
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Yeah, I did, yeah.
Ta-da!
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Take your pick.
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What-what-what-what are they?
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They're rabbits, innit?They're not.
They're fucking march hares.
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Fuck. What did I say to you?
I said fluffy white rabbit, dude.
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All right, off-white.Fucking
off-white? They're fucking dead.
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Well, what do you want
fucking live ones for?
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Dead ones are better.
How are they better?
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It's for a fucking child's birthday.
She's fucking four years old.
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A rabbit? As a pet?
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Yeah.I've fucking heard it all now.
They're vermin.
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Fucking horse is a pet.
A dog is a pet.
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Animals that don't mind doing
an honest days work,
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not fucking layabouts like rabbits
and fucking goldfish!
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Them lazy bastards...
Will you sod off, you?
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Ah, fuck you!
Jesus Christ.
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Who the fucking hell's that now?
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Fuck, it's Ronnie.
What do you want, you cunt?
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I hear you're on the lookout
for a fucking fluffy white rabbit.
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Right. Well, has it got a fucking
pulse?Yeah, man, he's got a pulse.
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It's like that.
Ronnie listen to me now.
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If come down there and it's
a fucking chinchilla or it's dead,
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I'm gonna lose me shit, dude.Great
rabbits don't come fucking cheap.
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Fuck, how much do you want for it,
you fucking idiot?
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What d'you mean? I want the rabbit's
weight in weed, fucking obviously.
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Wait a sec.
Vinnie?
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Well, it's about 80, 90% fluff.
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Yeah, 85.
Well, how much does fluff weigh?
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Fluff, well, it's er...
about the same as wool.
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Do I look like I understand the
weight of wool, like a Saxon trader,
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you fucking lemon, eh?
Jesus fucking wept.
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How much does a rabbit weigh?
About half a cat?Half a cat.
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That'll do. I'll see you
up at Jim's farm in half an hour.
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# METALLICA: Sad But True
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Fucking dick. That's a lot bigger
than I thought he'd be.
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Take a look at Albert.
We're gonna need more weed, Vinnie.
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Shit. Fuck sake.
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I mean, what kind of a fucking diet's
this lad on?
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Big man.Has he ever fucking seen a
carrot, this lad? He's a meat eater.
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He's fucking huge. He is massive.
He's like a fucking white giant.
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Everything's fucking huge to you
though, innit?
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Ohh.Yes!
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Ohh.
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That's a lot.Ohh.
Stop making that fucking noise.
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We better pay him,
otherwise this knobhead's
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gonna get span and skewered
at a child's party.
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Can you take him to Manolito
without any fuck-ups?Yeah, course.
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Good lad. Go on, get gone.
Bye.
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Sorry I'm late, are you pissed off
with me?No, not really,
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but I want you to take this time
that we have together seriously.
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It's precious time, Vinnie.
Yeah.
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Yeah.
Sorry.
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So, I met Erin, like you asked.
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She's a good soul.
Oh.She cares for you.
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Therapist approved, is she?
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I always feel like I hold her back.
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From what I can see, Erin knows
how to look after herself.
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Oh.
Do you mind being outside today?
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No, no. Hell no. It's nice, innit?
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I've always preferred
being outside anyway,
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ever since being little, I reckon.
Yeah? What would you do?
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'I was always going down to the woods
y'know.
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'It was quiet there.
No-one bloody shouting at me
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'or fucking laughing at me...
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'..like in school.
Just a lot of trees.
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'Bugs and...leaves.
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'There were these deer.
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'Do you know, I'd wait for them for
bloody hours. I'd keep really still.
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'I just... I wanted to get close to
them you see. Just... I don't know...
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'They didn't have any bloody
expectations of me
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'or fucking demands.
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'And they looked like
they belonged where they were.
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'Then once this bloody massive one,
I remember him passing right by me.
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'I could've touched it.
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'Maybe it is stupid but I just...
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' I felt like it was trying
to tell me summat, y'know.
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'Never felt so bloody safe.
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'I just...
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'I wished I could just stay
in them woods forever.'
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Do you find yourself
envying the deer?
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Yeah. Fucking hell. I still do.
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You know, they just look like
they belong there.
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Just a part of all of it.
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The environment, the landscape.
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And they were just always so...
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..adaptable
and I really liked that about them.
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Hm. Adaptable.
How where they adaptable?
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Well, it just didn't matter
how brutal it got for them.
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They wouldn't dwell on any of it.
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Just power through
and get on with things.
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And you think that's an important
ability for an animal -
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to 'get on with things'?
Well, of course it is, innit?
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Yeah? Because?
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Well, because if you don't...
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You know, if you don't move on,
you won't fucking survive.
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It's just life.
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And it is brutal, bloody cruel
all at the same time but...
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It is. It's just the way things are.
It's life.
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Yes.
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# SAM COOKE: What A Wonderful World
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All right?
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"Oh, Kevin, you are my hero."
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"My name's actually Cardi." "Oh, my
God, I've been calling you Kevin!"
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"It's all right, it doesn't matter,
just for future.
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"Get up off your knees,
Manolito, there's no need..."
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"No, Cardi, I am serious, baby.
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"If there's anything you ever
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"possibly want from me,
I'll give it to you."
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"Er...I really don't think that
there's anything...
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"Actually, do you know what?
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"When we were walking
through your house...
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"that wasn't a hot tub
I saw back there, was it?"
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Oh! Fucking hell! You
all right? You all right, Albert?
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Shit.
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Oh, shit. I-I-I'm really sorry,
I d-didn't see you there.
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Really...really it's not a problem.
You barely touched us.Hang on.
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Thought I
recognised that cretinous stutter.
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What the fuck were you thinking,
driving so recklessly?
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I w-w-wasn't. J-j-j...
W-w-w-w!
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Yes, you fucking were,
you dribbling, inbred twat.
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You've given me whiplash. Where's your insurance?
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I-I-I-I'm in the p-p-process
of applying for it.
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Ooh...
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I would not want to be you
right now. High-speed crash.
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Innocent party. Life-changing
injuries.Russell!No.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have
to report this, Lucinda,
let the police deal with it.
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Oh, no, don't...
Please, please, please.
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Please, I'll do anything.I'm
looking at extensive physio here.
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We're talking thousands.
I don't see any way round it.
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I'll do anything. Please.
All right. You got six grand?
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Eh?Compensation. Should be ten
but we'll call it...six for cash.
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Keep you out of prison.
I...I don't have s-s-s-s-six grand.
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All right, well, what about your mam
or your grandma
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or er...
What the fucking hell is that?
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He-he-he's just a friend. I just...
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No, he's just a friend!
He's just a friend.
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Please,
he's very-very-very, p-p-precious!
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Is he?
Don't worry, I won't hurt him.
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Whoa!
Oh!
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Look the size of this bastard!
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C-can I have him back now, please?
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Yeah, course you can. Just get me
six grand and you can have him.
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You know where I am.
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# TAME IMPALA: Elephant
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Shit.
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# I Feel Good
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Carol?
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You all right?No.
Something terrible's happened.
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Fucking Russell Hardwick's
taken Manolito's daughter's rabbit.
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Remind me why I should give a shit.
I told Manolito I'd get him a rabbit
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cos there was a man on a
spinning wheel. And I got a rabbit.
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Then I bumped the van and-and now
I'm gonna be on the fucking wheel
225
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and I really don't want to be...
What day is it, Cardi?
226
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Wednesday. No, er...
227
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Saturday. Is it?
228
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It's our anniversary, Cardi.
229
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Does it mean that little to you?
What? No. No. No. No. No. I just...
230
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Just... I thought...thought
it was a d-d-d-different day.
231
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No. It's today.
232
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Your present's over there.
233
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Oh, wow.
234
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That is... It's lovely.
235
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I love it.
236
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Erm, er...
237
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All right, I'll just...
I'll be back in five minutes.
238
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Where are you off to?
Just popping to the shop to g-g-g...
239
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get a card and some flowers.
I don't fucking want a card
240
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and fucking flowers
from the fucking shop.
241
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It's too late.
242
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It's the fucking gesture that counts.
243
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The remembering.
244
00:13:12,581 --> 00:13:16,301
Look, I'm sorry, Carol, I thought...
I thought it were a different month.
245
00:13:16,341 --> 00:13:19,501
I've had a really shit day.
Russell Hardwick's been so mean.
246
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:23,261
Jesus Christ! Him again?! Would you
never learn to stand up for yourself?
247
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People like him are gonna walk
all over you unless you do.
248
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I did...I did stand up to him.
If you never stand up for yourself,
249
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how can I ever expect you
to stand up for me, huh?
250
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You don't need standing up for.
251
00:13:35,621 --> 00:13:37,421
What? Why the fuck not?!
252
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Because you scare people, Carol.
253
00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:41,661
What the hell do you mean?
254
00:13:41,701 --> 00:13:45,101
You're aggressive! Everyone's too
scared to argue with you,
255
00:13:45,141 --> 00:13:46,981
no-one ever says nothing
you won't like
256
00:13:47,021 --> 00:13:49,701
in case you say something mean
to them because you're mean.
257
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:53,621
Is that fucking right? Now we're
finding out how things really are.
258
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:56,581
Shows you how wrong I was
about this fucking relationship.
259
00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:59,701
Nothing's wrong with it.
Are you fucking joking me?
260
00:13:59,741 --> 00:14:02,941
There's only one of us doing anything
in this relationship.
261
00:14:02,981 --> 00:14:07,101
I'm more like a mother to you than
I am a lover.What's wrong with that?
262
00:14:07,141 --> 00:14:09,661
Oh, Christ almighty! Cardi!
263
00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:12,621
You can't go through
your whole fucking life
264
00:14:12,661 --> 00:14:15,461
expecting everyone
to mop up after you.
265
00:14:15,501 --> 00:14:19,621
I need someone
with a level of emotional maturity.
266
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Someone who can support me
if I need them to.
267
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Someone that I can depend on.
268
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You can depend on me!
269
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I can't even depend on you to
remember the fucking anniversary.
270
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I did remember it.
I just remembered a different day!
271
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Fuck!
272
00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:39,221
I can stand up for myself!
273
00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:43,461
I can do all those things
you want me to do.
274
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,501
I can change, Carol.
275
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:51,541
I think my mum might be a bit more
eager to celebrate than I am.
276
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,741
I think she really
wants to let her hair down.
277
00:14:53,781 --> 00:14:55,621
What, at a baby shower?
278
00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:59,141
She's kind of treating it a bit
more like the hen-do I never had.
279
00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:02,901
Oh, God. OK. Well, she'll
calm down once we get to the spa.
280
00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,941
Yeah.
281
00:15:07,261 --> 00:15:09,901
Look up there.
Little cloud balloons. How cute.
282
00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:12,861
Baby shower! Whoo-hoo!
283
00:15:12,901 --> 00:15:14,941
Let's do it!
Oh, God.
284
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,861
Whoo-hoo!
Here we go. Cheers.
285
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:22,701
Right, here you go. This one's for
you, Sugar.Thank you. Very nice.
286
00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:24,741
# DONNA SUMMER: I Feel Love
287
00:15:25,461 --> 00:15:27,461
Ohh!
288
00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:31,221
Mum, again.
This has got alcohol in it.
289
00:15:31,261 --> 00:15:33,781
Er, yeah, it's a cocktail, innit?
290
00:15:33,821 --> 00:15:35,821
It's not a hen-do.
It's a baby shower.
291
00:15:35,861 --> 00:15:38,621
And I can't drink alcohol
because I'm eight months pregnant.
292
00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,821
I was a fortnight in Magaluf with
the girls
293
00:15:40,861 --> 00:15:44,141
when I was pregnant with you.
Never did me any harm.You what?
294
00:15:44,181 --> 00:15:46,301
I booked it before I found out.
295
00:15:46,341 --> 00:15:48,341
It was a hundred quid deposit.
296
00:15:49,021 --> 00:15:50,941
God!
Do you want me to change it?
297
00:15:50,981 --> 00:15:54,821
Carol, you made it!
Are you all right, love?
298
00:15:54,861 --> 00:15:56,861
To tell the truth, I'm not, Liz.
299
00:15:56,901 --> 00:16:00,301
Let's turn this off.
I wasn't so sure that I should come.
300
00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,341
Are you OK, Carol?
301
00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:07,621
I don't know where to start now.
302
00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:11,541
I've been called
all sorts of things today.
303
00:16:11,581 --> 00:16:13,501
What? By who?
304
00:16:13,541 --> 00:16:15,061
Cardi.
305
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:17,661
Cardi?
Cardi called you names?
306
00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:20,301
Like what?
307
00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,781
Like...aggressive...
308
00:16:24,661 --> 00:16:26,341
..and mean...
309
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:28,021
Right.
OK.
310
00:16:28,061 --> 00:16:29,621
Scary.
311
00:16:31,341 --> 00:16:32,661
Yeah.
Mm.
312
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:37,821
I just don't know if I see a future
for us now, like...like this.
313
00:16:38,941 --> 00:16:42,901
I need someone that...that
cares about what I need, y'know.
314
00:16:46,421 --> 00:16:48,421
# BILLY STEWART: A Fat Boy Can Cry
315
00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:05,701
Russell! I want a word with you!
316
00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:08,741
Can I help you?Yeah, you can
give me my fucking rabbit back.
317
00:17:08,781 --> 00:17:11,301
I beg your pardon?
You heard me.
318
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:13,621
I want my fucking rabbit back, now!
319
00:17:13,661 --> 00:17:16,821
All right, let's just go over here.
No, how about we stay right here
320
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:19,221
and talk about you stealing
people's rabbits?!
321
00:17:19,261 --> 00:17:22,781
Let's just calm down, shall we?I'm
not fucking calming down, I am calm.
322
00:17:22,821 --> 00:17:26,421
All right. OK, OK. Take a breath.
323
00:17:26,461 --> 00:17:30,101
I want my fucking rabbit back now.
324
00:17:32,541 --> 00:17:35,461
All right. This rabbit
means a lot to you, doesn't it?
325
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:39,661
I know we've had our differences
326
00:17:39,701 --> 00:17:43,501
and that's probably just as m-m-much
my fault as it is yours.
327
00:17:43,541 --> 00:17:46,141
I'm not a s-s-s-successful man
like you, Russell.
328
00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:48,621
I don't have riches
and I don't want 'em either.
329
00:17:48,661 --> 00:17:52,021
All I want is my wife, Carol,
and for her to be happy
330
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:55,181
and she's n-n-not happy
331
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:59,221
because I don't stand up for myself.
I know.
332
00:17:59,261 --> 00:18:02,621
You'd do anything for her, wouldn't
you?I fucking would.Yeah.
333
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,341
All right. Suck my plums.
334
00:18:07,621 --> 00:18:09,701
Eh?
Go on.
335
00:18:10,661 --> 00:18:12,941
Suck my plums.
336
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:15,701
You said you'd do anything.
Fuck off, man!
337
00:18:19,821 --> 00:18:22,141
Don't pick on me.
338
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:25,421
My wife thinks I'm a loser.
339
00:18:29,861 --> 00:18:31,181
Get out.
340
00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:33,501
Christ.
341
00:18:33,541 --> 00:18:35,741
I'm not scared of you, Russell.
342
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:39,261
You're just a c-c-c-c-c...
You c-c-c-c-c-c...
343
00:18:39,301 --> 00:18:42,541
c-can't even say it, can you?
I bet you can even fucking spell it.
344
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:45,261
Turf him out.
Make sure he don't come back.
345
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:50,861
Get off!
346
00:18:50,901 --> 00:18:52,901
I...I can fucking spell it!
347
00:18:54,541 --> 00:18:57,341
You've analysed it yourself
as well as I ever could.
348
00:18:57,381 --> 00:18:58,901
Like them deer?
349
00:18:58,941 --> 00:19:00,941
Yes.
350
00:19:00,981 --> 00:19:02,941
Exactly like them.
351
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:07,101
The only constant is change.
Mm.
352
00:19:07,141 --> 00:19:10,221
People move away, you know.
They find work,
353
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:12,621
they...they fall in love,
354
00:19:13,301 --> 00:19:17,621
they pass away from illness
or old age.
355
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:22,261
People can come into and out
of our lives in an instant.
356
00:19:22,301 --> 00:19:24,861
It doesn't mean we have to like it,
but it's just life.
357
00:19:24,901 --> 00:19:29,781
That's how it is. Like those leaves
on the trees, always renewing.
358
00:19:32,621 --> 00:19:35,781
Things renew, Vinnie.
Change is everywhere.
359
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:37,981
I know. I know what you mean. I know.
360
00:19:38,021 --> 00:19:41,141
Like...like Dyl leaving or my mum.
Mm.
361
00:19:42,301 --> 00:19:44,341
I know it's meant to be normal...
362
00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:50,501
..but it just makes me
so fucking sad.
363
00:19:54,901 --> 00:19:56,941
Fuck. Perhaps I'll get over it.
364
00:20:03,181 --> 00:20:06,021
Yeah. But he's harmless.
Yeah, and he's a sweet guy.
365
00:20:06,061 --> 00:20:08,661
Am I not allowed to be angry
because everybody loves him?
366
00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:11,701
Yous don't have to live with him.
So what am I?
367
00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:14,301
Am I a bad person
for feeling this desperate?
368
00:20:15,141 --> 00:20:18,381
When I have to do everything for him?
Everything!
369
00:20:19,501 --> 00:20:22,941
And if I leave it up to him,
Mother of Jesus, he's...
370
00:20:22,981 --> 00:20:26,661
he's like your man with fucking
gold fingers but only in reverse.
371
00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,101
Everything he touches turns to shite.
372
00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:33,381
Look, Carol, it's Cardi, all right?
He loves you, you love him.
373
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:37,461
But men used to desire me.
I want to be desired.
374
00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:42,941
They always admired me.
I mean, although, admittedly,
it was fleeting but...
375
00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:46,701
They used to be fighting
over me in the kebab shop.
376
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,101
But how many of them
were ever any good for you?
377
00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:50,901
That's not the point, Sugar!
378
00:20:51,901 --> 00:20:54,221
The point, is that I felt desired
379
00:20:54,261 --> 00:20:56,101
and it doesn't happen any more.
380
00:20:56,141 --> 00:20:58,301
Oh, course it does.
Cardi desires you.
381
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,021
Well, if he does,
he doesn't know how to show it.
382
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:05,261
Ah, sure, fuck.
I thought I could...
383
00:21:06,261 --> 00:21:09,501
I thought I could fix him up,
you know, like...
384
00:21:09,541 --> 00:21:11,701
I thought I could train him
to be better.
385
00:21:18,741 --> 00:21:22,181
I need to get out of here, lads,
need to just get my head sorted.
386
00:21:22,221 --> 00:21:24,221
Do you want us to come with you?
387
00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:26,941
No, no. I'll just go on me own.
388
00:21:28,661 --> 00:21:31,221
Jesus.
God.
389
00:21:32,781 --> 00:21:34,781
# JOHNNY CASH: Hurt
390
00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:51,221
One of them.
And two of those cream puffs.
391
00:21:51,261 --> 00:21:54,541
The choux de la creme?
You having people over?
392
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:57,741
Am I fuck. Don't bother boxing
'em up, just hand 'em over.
393
00:21:57,781 --> 00:21:59,061
Oh.
394
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:06,261
I may regret asking,
but is everything all right?
No, it's not, Graham.
395
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:11,421
I'm a complete disaster, man.
I ruin everything I touch.
396
00:22:11,461 --> 00:22:15,941
Relationships. Children's
birthday parties. You name it.
397
00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:20,181
A chap I used to know quite well
was convinced he was a failure too,
398
00:22:20,221 --> 00:22:23,061
once upon a time.
Always beating himself up, he was.
399
00:22:23,901 --> 00:22:26,781
Constantly telling himself
how bad he was at everything.
400
00:22:26,821 --> 00:22:28,941
You know what happened to him?
401
00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,581
He was you.
402
00:22:30,621 --> 00:22:33,941
What? No, he bloody well
jumped in front of a train.
403
00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:36,421
Oh.
Why would you think I...
404
00:22:36,461 --> 00:22:39,581
The point is, repeating
negative thoughts of ourselves
405
00:22:39,621 --> 00:22:41,741
only reinforces negativity.
406
00:22:42,621 --> 00:22:44,781
You need to do what I do
every morning.
407
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:48,261
You look in the mirror and you
visualise the man you want to be
408
00:22:48,301 --> 00:22:51,701
and ask him what would he do,
see yourself doing that,
409
00:22:51,741 --> 00:22:53,781
and then
go and blooming well do it.
410
00:22:53,821 --> 00:22:55,701
I mean, imagine if I'd given up
411
00:22:55,741 --> 00:22:57,741
the first time I got a soggy bottom.
412
00:23:00,061 --> 00:23:01,821
I've got...
413
00:23:01,861 --> 00:23:03,901
I've got an idea.
414
00:23:03,941 --> 00:23:06,941
Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna do summat.
415
00:23:06,981 --> 00:23:10,181
I'm going to do summat!Are you
gonna pay for those, you fucker?
416
00:23:10,221 --> 00:23:12,501
Put them on the tab!
You haven't got a tab!
417
00:23:12,541 --> 00:23:14,381
# DAVID BOWIE: Modern Love
418
00:23:14,421 --> 00:23:16,381
# And when to stay in
419
00:23:17,661 --> 00:23:19,701
# Get things done
420
00:23:22,781 --> 00:23:25,421
# I catch a paper boy
421
00:23:25,461 --> 00:23:28,021
# But things don't really change
422
00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:30,861
# I'm standing in the wind
423
00:23:30,901 --> 00:23:33,341
# But I never wave bye-bye
424
00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:38,301
# But I try
425
00:23:39,741 --> 00:23:41,461
# I try #
426
00:23:52,141 --> 00:23:55,101
'Ey up!
Ooh! Hiya. Are you all right?
427
00:23:55,141 --> 00:23:57,541
Ooh, are you all right,
Meena, sweetheart?
428
00:23:57,581 --> 00:23:59,581
What brings you here?
429
00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:02,061
Just dropping off some info
on personal funeral plans
430
00:24:02,101 --> 00:24:06,421
Tommo was interested in.Yeah. I was,
actually. So, thank you, Meena.
431
00:24:06,461 --> 00:24:08,621
Funeral business
is a massive rip off.
432
00:24:08,661 --> 00:24:10,301
Yeah, well, they seem pretty happy.
433
00:24:10,341 --> 00:24:13,541
I think you'll find, Jim, our
packages are competitively priced.
434
00:24:13,581 --> 00:24:15,781
Not compared to my pit, you're not.
435
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:17,581
Your pit?
It's great, my pit.
436
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:21,421
Nothing that goes in there
ever comes back out.
437
00:24:21,461 --> 00:24:25,341
And it costs fuck all.
And that's where I'm going.
438
00:24:25,381 --> 00:24:28,741
Sorry. Guys! Guys!
439
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:32,181
What, Cardi?!
I've got an idea.
440
00:24:45,621 --> 00:24:49,861
CARDI: 'Everyone's too scared
to argue with you, no-one ever
says nothing you won't like
441
00:24:49,901 --> 00:24:54,181
in case you say something mean to
them because you're mean.'
442
00:24:54,221 --> 00:24:56,861
# The knives are out
443
00:24:58,701 --> 00:25:00,621
# We are broken
444
00:25:02,821 --> 00:25:05,781
# You spat your truth
445
00:25:08,101 --> 00:25:10,981
# I hope you're choking
446
00:25:14,501 --> 00:25:18,381
# You will never be the man
I wish that you could be
447
00:25:19,141 --> 00:25:22,781
# Before your time,
the lads were fighting over me
448
00:25:24,461 --> 00:25:26,461
# Two weddings in
449
00:25:28,581 --> 00:25:30,701
# What was I thinking?
450
00:25:33,021 --> 00:25:35,301
# Not one of us
451
00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:40,261
# Young lad from England...
452
00:25:40,301 --> 00:25:41,781
I don't need a baby.
453
00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:44,301
I need you.
454
00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:48,141
# Too late for me
to have the baby of your dreams
455
00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:55,501
# Held on for life and prayed
that I was all you'd need
456
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:59,301
# Where will I go?
457
00:25:59,341 --> 00:26:00,661
That's lovely!
458
00:26:00,701 --> 00:26:04,421
# Who will love me?
459
00:26:04,461 --> 00:26:07,461
# Stand up and fight
460
00:26:09,061 --> 00:26:13,621
# If I am worthy
461
00:26:15,461 --> 00:26:19,621
# I'm only tough, my love,
because I had to be
462
00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:25,661
# You brightened everything
when you sat next to me...
463
00:26:25,701 --> 00:26:28,821
I really fucking love her, man.
And I need her.
464
00:26:28,861 --> 00:26:35,781
# Everybody suffering
465
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:38,781
# We all had a part to play
466
00:26:38,821 --> 00:26:40,941
# Looking for someone to blame
467
00:26:40,981 --> 00:26:43,421
# Love is the only way
468
00:26:43,461 --> 00:26:47,461
# Will we try again?
469
00:26:48,461 --> 00:26:50,741
# Nights on my own
470
00:26:52,901 --> 00:26:55,861
# Time moves so slowly
471
00:26:57,621 --> 00:27:00,341
# No-one should live
472
00:27:01,901 --> 00:27:04,941
# This life so lonely...
What about getting
to know each other?
473
00:27:04,981 --> 00:27:08,021
What about...
Romeo, meet Cardi.
474
00:27:08,061 --> 00:27:12,621
# You saved me from my days
of dark debauchery
475
00:27:12,661 --> 00:27:14,341
# You knew just who I was
476
00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:17,981
# Don't twist your knife in me...
477
00:27:18,021 --> 00:27:19,861
Fuck!
478
00:27:19,901 --> 00:27:24,661
# Where will I go?
479
00:27:24,701 --> 00:27:29,021
# Who will love me?
480
00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:31,341
# Stand up and fight!
481
00:27:33,661 --> 00:27:37,741
# If I am worthy
482
00:27:40,021 --> 00:27:43,461
# I'm only tough, my love,
because I had to be
483
00:27:44,501 --> 00:27:50,821
# You brightened everything
when you sat next to me
484
00:27:51,741 --> 00:27:56,061
# Sit next to me
485
00:28:00,741 --> 00:28:05,781
# Sit next to me
486
00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:15,141
# And we'll see #
487
00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:26,901
Right, I'm gonna sneak in
through the front.
488
00:28:26,941 --> 00:28:31,141
You and Tommo go in through the
kitchen, right, pose as caterers.
489
00:28:31,181 --> 00:28:35,301
They're short-staffed. Just say that
the agency sent you.Right.
490
00:28:35,341 --> 00:28:37,661
What am I doing?
You're the getaway driver.Yes!
491
00:28:37,701 --> 00:28:40,941
I think Albert will be in t'main
room.Albert's the giant rabbit?
492
00:28:40,981 --> 00:28:42,341
Yes, so...
Got ya.
493
00:28:42,381 --> 00:28:45,861
You two go in there, you blend in -
collect plates, glasses, whatever.
494
00:28:45,901 --> 00:28:48,061
Then, when I pull the fire alarm,
495
00:28:48,101 --> 00:28:51,301
you escort everyone to the emergency
exits, I'll go in, grab Albert,
496
00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:55,301
meet back here, Jim'll be waiting.
It's a bit light on revenge for me.
497
00:28:55,341 --> 00:28:59,221
Hey, look, this is Cardi's plan.
It's a good one. Simple. Achievable.
498
00:28:59,261 --> 00:29:02,421
You could take a shit on the table.
All right, bad Santa.
499
00:29:02,461 --> 00:29:06,261
Quick in and out. Got it.
Look, you don't have to do this,
if you don't want to?
500
00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,821
No, I do, I do. I really do.
501
00:29:08,861 --> 00:29:13,141
I have to do it for me
and f-f-for Carol.
502
00:29:13,181 --> 00:29:14,821
That's fair enough.
503
00:29:16,701 --> 00:29:18,661
Got to do what you've got to do.
504
00:29:18,701 --> 00:29:20,701
# KANYE WEST: Mercy
505
00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:25,941
# It is a weepin' and a mournin'
and a gnashin' of teeth
506
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:29,781
# It is a—when it comes to my sound
which is the champion sound
507
00:29:29,821 --> 00:29:34,981
# Believe, believe
# O-O-O-OK, Lamborghini Mercy
508
00:29:35,021 --> 00:29:36,621
# Your chick, she so thirsty
509
00:29:36,661 --> 00:29:39,821
# I'm in that two-seat Lambo
with your girl, she tryna jerk me
510
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:41,741
# OK, Lamborghini Mercy
511
00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:44,301
# Your chick, she so thirsty...
512
00:29:54,141 --> 00:29:56,141
# Lamborghini Mercy #
513
00:30:00,301 --> 00:30:02,061
Fuck it.
514
00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,421
# PATSY CLINE: Crazy
515
00:30:07,021 --> 00:30:09,101
I'm starving.
516
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,381
Fuck this.
517
00:30:19,021 --> 00:30:23,381
Anyway, now it's time
for the annual blooper reel.
518
00:30:23,421 --> 00:30:26,701
So, if we could have the lights,
please?
519
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:30,581
And if anyone can be relied upon
to make the yearly blooper reel,
520
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:34,061
it is Roger Forsyth.
521
00:30:34,101 --> 00:30:37,661
As can be witnessed
from this amazing video,
522
00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:39,661
Roger has spent more time in bunkers
523
00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:42,581
than Hitler, Goebbels
and Eva Braun put together.
524
00:30:42,621 --> 00:30:45,421
As you can see, he's digging
his way through to Australia.
525
00:30:45,461 --> 00:30:47,541
Nice one, Roger.
526
00:30:54,741 --> 00:30:56,541
Mate, what are you doing?
527
00:30:56,581 --> 00:30:59,461
Can someone get this tramp
out of my kitchen?
528
00:30:59,501 --> 00:31:03,101
Fucking overcooked.Get out now.
It's fucking overcooked.
529
00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:05,901
Call the fucking cops.
Fucking leg it!Sorry.
530
00:31:06,941 --> 00:31:08,621
Who the fuck is that?
531
00:31:12,221 --> 00:31:13,821
For fuck's sake.
532
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:17,901
Don't panic. Don't panic.
533
00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:20,741
Panic! Fire! Run for your lives!
534
00:31:22,101 --> 00:31:23,661
Fire! Get out! Run!
535
00:31:23,701 --> 00:31:24,981
You?!
536
00:31:25,021 --> 00:31:28,181
Argh!
MEENA: Get out! Get out! Get out!
537
00:31:31,501 --> 00:31:34,581
I don't believe it.
It's that thick fuck.
538
00:31:34,621 --> 00:31:37,541
Get him. Get him.
Get him. He's got the rabbit.
539
00:31:37,581 --> 00:31:39,341
Shit. Oh, shit.
540
00:31:39,381 --> 00:31:42,261
He's gone over there.
Spread out! For God's sake!
541
00:31:43,101 --> 00:31:45,381
Get after him.
There he goes.
542
00:31:45,421 --> 00:31:46,981
Hit the lights!
543
00:31:48,541 --> 00:31:51,061
50 quid to whoever gets him.
544
00:31:55,901 --> 00:31:57,781
Stop there, sunshine!
545
00:31:58,541 --> 00:32:00,741
No, no, no stop, he's got him!
546
00:32:03,901 --> 00:32:08,381
Fucking hell!
Get the buggy, get the buggy!
547
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:12,021
Let's go. Let's go!
548
00:32:19,381 --> 00:32:23,061
Where the fuck is he?Who?
Fucking Kevin! I fucking warned him.
549
00:32:23,101 --> 00:32:25,061
He thinks he can take the piss
out of me?
550
00:32:25,101 --> 00:32:28,421
I'll murder his fucking family.
Shit!No-one pull this shit on me.
551
00:32:28,461 --> 00:32:30,781
I swear no-one's pulling shit on you.
552
00:32:30,821 --> 00:32:33,221
We wouldn't dare.
That's a gift from us to you.
553
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:36,101
I'm gonna find out where Kevin is
right the fuck now.
554
00:32:37,661 --> 00:32:39,901
# LANGHORNE SLIM & THE LAW:
The Way We Move
555
00:32:47,501 --> 00:32:50,901
Oh, I wonder where he can be
556
00:32:50,941 --> 00:32:53,541
What a fucking simpleton.
I told you, didn't I?
557
00:32:54,381 --> 00:32:56,901
You're trapped, you fucking inbred.
558
00:32:57,781 --> 00:32:59,421
You go round there.
559
00:33:05,261 --> 00:33:06,541
Fucking hell!
560
00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:08,301
TOMMO: Right!
MEENA: Yes, Cardi!
561
00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:10,861
Yes!
Whoo!
562
00:33:13,261 --> 00:33:15,261
TOMMO: Go on, lad!
MEENA: Yes!
563
00:33:19,821 --> 00:33:22,261
He's making for the exit.
Come on, run!Shit.
564
00:33:31,021 --> 00:33:34,621
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Do you hear me?
565
00:33:34,661 --> 00:33:38,621
I'm gonna skin you alive!
And your fucking rabbit!
566
00:33:45,461 --> 00:33:47,461
Check this out, Albert.
567
00:33:53,821 --> 00:33:55,741
No, no, no, no, no!
568
00:33:55,781 --> 00:33:59,581
No! What are you doing? No, stop!
569
00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,741
What the fucking fuck is he doing?
570
00:34:03,621 --> 00:34:07,141
He's ploughing!
He's fucking ploughing!
571
00:34:22,141 --> 00:34:25,781
CARDI: Hey, Russell!
I think you'll find I can spell it!
572
00:34:31,301 --> 00:34:34,621
Fu-u-u-u-uck!
573
00:34:35,381 --> 00:34:38,341
Carol?Where is he, Vinnie?
Don't...don't...don't...
574
00:34:38,381 --> 00:34:39,901
don't kick off, all right?
575
00:34:39,941 --> 00:34:42,421
Listen, it's a fucking nightmare
here, all right?
576
00:34:42,461 --> 00:34:45,541
I've got him going apeshit in there.
Fucking Manolito cunt!
577
00:34:45,581 --> 00:34:47,381
At who?
At fucking Cardi.
578
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:50,781
Because if he doesn't bring
that 4ft rabbit quick,
579
00:34:50,821 --> 00:34:52,781
he's gonna end up
on that fucking circle
580
00:34:52,821 --> 00:34:54,821
having daggers and shit
thrown at him.
581
00:34:54,861 --> 00:34:57,461
Where is this prick Manolito?
I'll fucking sort him out.
582
00:34:57,501 --> 00:35:00,541
Do not fight Manolito. It's not gonna
go down well. He's like cartel.
583
00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:02,261
Shit, he's there.
584
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:04,221
Did you speak to him?
I've spoke-
585
00:35:04,261 --> 00:35:07,341
TOMMO: Make way! Go on, you too.
586
00:35:07,381 --> 00:35:11,181
And you, big lad. I give to you
the biggest fucking rabbit
587
00:35:11,221 --> 00:35:13,701
you've ever seen
in your goddamn life, sweetheart.
588
00:35:13,741 --> 00:35:18,221
This is Albert. He likes eating
l-l-leaves and f-f-flowers.
589
00:35:18,261 --> 00:35:22,101
Oh, my God. He is amazing.
He's all right, yeah.
590
00:35:22,141 --> 00:35:25,701
He's perfect.
Lola is going to be over the moon.
591
00:35:25,741 --> 00:35:28,861
Great, are you happy?Of course!
Get him some bloody cage.
592
00:35:28,901 --> 00:35:31,781
# PATIENCE AND PRUDENCE:
Tonight You Belong To Me
593
00:35:31,821 --> 00:35:33,781
I did it, Carol.
594
00:35:33,821 --> 00:35:36,781
I s-s-stood up to Hardwick.
I got him good, you know.
595
00:35:37,821 --> 00:35:41,701
Everything's going to be all right.
We're going to be all right.
596
00:35:41,741 --> 00:35:45,061
You're a fighter. I always knew it.
597
00:35:47,141 --> 00:35:51,581
Kevin. I owe you big time.
Anything you want, you name it.
598
00:35:53,381 --> 00:35:55,381
The name's C-Cardi.
599
00:36:04,101 --> 00:36:07,421
Cardi, have you seen Lola?
600
00:36:07,461 --> 00:36:10,181
N-not yet.Who's Lola?
Manolito's little girl.
601
00:36:10,221 --> 00:36:11,741
It's her birthday party.
602
00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:14,381
Yeah, Cardi,
she's not a little girl.
603
00:36:22,701 --> 00:36:24,701
Fucking hell.
604
00:36:24,741 --> 00:36:26,741
# NICK DRAKE: River Man
605
00:36:41,701 --> 00:36:43,381
'Ey up, Dyl.
606
00:36:43,421 --> 00:36:46,541
I've just got a minute to myself,
thought I'd give you a shout.
607
00:36:46,581 --> 00:36:49,101
Been thinking of you, man.
What can I tell you?
608
00:36:49,141 --> 00:36:52,181
Been doing therapy,
you'll be pleased to hear.
609
00:36:52,221 --> 00:36:54,341
Unpacking a bunch of shit there.
610
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:56,381
Erm...
611
00:36:56,421 --> 00:36:59,581
I've realised, dude,
I have - fuck me -
612
00:36:59,621 --> 00:37:04,261
a complete inability
to cope with change.
613
00:37:04,301 --> 00:37:06,701
Which is fucked.
614
00:37:07,501 --> 00:37:10,461
So, I mean, anyway
it's getting a little bit better.
615
00:37:10,501 --> 00:37:13,021
I'm starting to understand it,
less frustrated.
616
00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,981
I could do with telling you about it
properly really.
617
00:37:16,661 --> 00:37:18,621
Fuck, dude, I miss you, man.
618
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:24,781
Yeah. And I love you very much.
619
00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:53,461
Vincent!Mm.We're about to do the
presents. What are you doing here?
620
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:57,701
I'm just having a minute. I don't
like parties, you know.
621
00:37:57,741 --> 00:38:00,541
You cannot miss Lola -
her face when she sees that bunny.
622
00:38:00,581 --> 00:38:02,421
I'll just have a minute, I think.
623
00:38:04,581 --> 00:38:07,021
Everything all right?
Yeah, yeah.
624
00:38:07,701 --> 00:38:12,261
You know, the bunny, it's er...it's
really something. I owe you guys.
625
00:38:12,981 --> 00:38:18,541
Are you happy wi' it?Mm.Then maybe
we could call it quits now.
626
00:38:18,581 --> 00:38:21,141
I got you a giant fucking rabbit
627
00:38:21,181 --> 00:38:23,181
and...you were a sweetheart,
628
00:38:23,221 --> 00:38:25,621
you saved my best friend
from the MacDonaghs.
629
00:38:25,661 --> 00:38:28,261
So...
I reckon that does it, don't it?
630
00:38:29,261 --> 00:38:30,581
Sure thing.
631
00:38:31,501 --> 00:38:33,501
I gotta get back to that rabbit.
632
00:38:34,341 --> 00:38:36,301
See you later.
Mm.
633
00:38:52,901 --> 00:38:54,901
# HOTEL LUX: The Last Hangman
634
00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:23,821
Here she is everyone.
Here's the birthday girl.
635
00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:27,061
# Happy birthday to you! #
636
00:39:27,101 --> 00:39:29,781
You're not going to believe
what I've got for you, baba.
637
00:39:29,821 --> 00:39:32,141
You're not going to believe it!
638
00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:35,101
Lola. Lola.
639
00:39:36,901 --> 00:39:38,821
Hey, Lola, this way. This way.
640
00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:40,701
You're not going to believe it.
641
00:39:46,101 --> 00:39:48,501
Where is it? Where'd it go?
642
00:39:49,221 --> 00:39:51,981
Where is the rabbit?
643
00:39:52,021 --> 00:39:53,821
Where the fuck is the rabbit?!
644
00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:12,341
Vincent!
645
00:40:24,461 --> 00:40:27,141
'It's Manolito.
He's the one pretending to be Dylan.'
646
00:40:27,181 --> 00:40:29,981
He's the fucker that got us believing
it was the MacDonaghs.
647
00:40:30,021 --> 00:40:33,461
Fucking Lowry did minge paintings.
648
00:40:33,501 --> 00:40:36,941
We'll steal 'em, put 'em in fucking
Manolito's house, ring the coppers.
649
00:40:36,981 --> 00:40:39,181
'We are from Cuddlipps
art restorers.'
650
00:40:39,221 --> 00:40:41,301
Police. You need
to get the fuck out of there.
651
00:40:41,341 --> 00:40:42,381
Fuck!
652
00:40:49,941 --> 00:40:51,941
# So much trouble in my mind
653
00:40:52,981 --> 00:40:55,981
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
654
00:40:57,141 --> 00:41:00,541
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
655
00:41:01,301 --> 00:41:04,181
# I've got so much trouble in my mind
656
00:41:05,901 --> 00:41:08,141
# Give me the strength to carry on
657
00:41:09,701 --> 00:41:12,221
# Give me the strength
to carry on... #52390
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