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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,730 --> 00:00:11,730 About a thousand. 2 00:00:13,950 --> 00:00:17,190 All right. Thank you, golfer. Thank you, Ryan. 3 00:00:17,530 --> 00:00:19,430 Come pledge your goal, guys. 4 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:24,830 We're going to start in less than one minute. One minute on a beautiful 5 00:00:25,470 --> 00:00:28,890 We're not on tomorrow, so I'll be watching my beloved Washington Nationals 6 00:00:28,890 --> 00:00:29,890 the Dodgers. 7 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,450 So I'll not be here tomorrow. I'll be at the baseball game. 8 00:00:33,010 --> 00:00:38,610 Yeah. Thank you, Jersey Pucks. I appreciate you watching my shows. This 9 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:40,130 first time ever. Of course it's nice. 10 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,540 What would you be? 11 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,640 Thank you, Max Pujol. 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:46,820 Thank you, Thomas33. 13 00:00:49,820 --> 00:00:52,700 You can see everything in one minute. 14 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:57,880 What? I think the innocence is up front, though. 15 00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,700 She's front and... Do I know? 16 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:04,440 I leave two weeks from today for Europe. 17 00:01:04,660 --> 00:01:06,360 Yeah, two weeks from today I leave for Europe. 18 00:01:06,660 --> 00:01:09,180 I'm going to leave in ten and in nine. 19 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,619 And an eight. 20 00:01:10,620 --> 00:01:11,760 And a seven. 21 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:13,840 And a six. Thank you, closer. 22 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:15,100 Thank you, derailer. 23 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:16,360 And five. 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:17,600 And four. 25 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:19,360 Thank you, little pup. And three. 26 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:20,780 And two. 27 00:01:21,020 --> 00:01:22,800 And bingo was the doggie's name. 28 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,160 Thank you, 29 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,360 peanut. 30 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,680 Hi. 31 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:43,140 Jedi Pip. I like that name, Jedi Pip. That's a pretty cool name. 32 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,000 Thank you, Grady. 33 00:01:46,260 --> 00:01:47,260 That is a cool name. 34 00:01:47,580 --> 00:01:50,300 I'm with you, Eddie. She is spectacular. She's so spectacular. 35 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,380 I've booked her twice off of pictures, which I do not do. 36 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,200 Really? Wow. 37 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,900 No way. 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:02,680 Thank you, BBB. 39 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,860 Thank you, Spoke Cam. 40 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,160 No, Dean, not tonight. 41 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:14,840 Thank you, big nine, big, little, little, little, big nine inch. 42 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,780 Thank you, Grady. 43 00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:25,200 You look 44 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:32,420 absolutely 45 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:33,420 adorable. 46 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:35,500 Thank you. 47 00:02:47,089 --> 00:02:48,890 How tall are you? Good question. 48 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:51,450 Um, I'm 5 '5". Really? 49 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:52,790 Yes. 50 00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:56,830 You seem taller. 51 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,149 Do I? 52 00:02:59,150 --> 00:03:00,150 Taller, father? 53 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:03,070 You seem to weigh in. Yeah, but you don't know. 54 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:24,280 We'll start in a few minutes, guys. 55 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,700 She is a spinner. 56 00:03:28,220 --> 00:03:29,220 You know what I mean? 57 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,400 Spinner is your small, big teeth. 58 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:34,900 Oh, okay. I got it. 59 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,420 What's the biggest dick you've taken? 60 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:44,500 Probably J -Mac. 61 00:03:45,180 --> 00:03:46,180 J -Mac? 62 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,400 Yeah. He's a male talent. 63 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,120 So you ready for your first live show? 64 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,840 What? You ready for your first live show? 65 00:04:06,340 --> 00:04:08,200 Kind of nervous, but yeah. 66 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:12,000 Thank you, Texas, for your gold. 67 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:16,579 We're starting in a couple of minutes, guys. In a couple of minutes, we'll 68 00:04:16,579 --> 00:04:17,579 start. 69 00:04:21,300 --> 00:04:24,160 Feel free to ask them questions. 70 00:04:24,580 --> 00:04:25,860 You guys can ask me anything. 71 00:04:26,220 --> 00:04:27,720 So we'll ask you what this is. 72 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:35,800 I don't know. I think it's just like my clip being played with, definitely. 73 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,940 Oh. Yeah. 74 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,940 Well, you're going to get a lot of that tonight. 75 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,460 Yeah, I know, because I'll go crazy today. What happened? 76 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,340 I had the white ones. 77 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:03,200 White. 78 00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:09,240 The white ones. I've actually never used the Hitachi, so it's my first time. 79 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,840 No. I will go. That's my favorite. 80 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:14,720 Put the cup back on. We can do a cheer. 81 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:16,400 We're going to do a cheer? 82 00:05:17,780 --> 00:05:20,680 Yeah. What kind of cheer? Whatever cheer you want to do. I don't know any 83 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,820 cheers. Does she do? Everyone knows cheers. 84 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,180 No, I don't. 85 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:25,300 No? No. 86 00:05:25,600 --> 00:05:26,620 Try and think of something. 87 00:05:28,330 --> 00:05:30,290 Put the top on. We'll think together. 88 00:05:30,650 --> 00:05:31,650 We'll be a team. 89 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:33,250 What can I say? 90 00:05:33,590 --> 00:05:34,590 You can say whatever you like. 91 00:05:35,550 --> 00:05:38,870 Just improvise. It's like freestyle rapping, but totally different. I can't 92 00:05:38,870 --> 00:05:39,870 freestyle rap. 93 00:05:41,530 --> 00:05:43,030 You did extra work. You acted. 94 00:05:43,230 --> 00:05:44,230 Yeah, but it's different. 95 00:05:45,670 --> 00:05:47,290 Improv. That is so different. 96 00:05:48,170 --> 00:05:49,170 We can do it. 97 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:53,590 Huh? There you go. 98 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:07,160 She's never used a Hitachi before. 99 00:06:07,620 --> 00:06:10,980 All brand new. All brand new. 100 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,680 Whole new world. 101 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:17,280 Want to do this? 102 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:20,960 Let's do it. Five, four, three, two. 103 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:27,060 It's a blessed and glorious day for I am joined with this brand new 104 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,040 Absolutely adorable porn girl. 105 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:31,580 You're cute as can be. 106 00:06:32,420 --> 00:06:33,480 You're not pretty, are you? 107 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:36,040 I'm maybe. 108 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,880 I mean, you get told you're pretty, like, all the time by, like, random 109 00:06:39,660 --> 00:06:41,440 Yeah. Do you believe them? 110 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:44,360 I think that everything's an opinion. 111 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,040 No, you're one of the prettiest girls. You're one of the prettiest girls in 112 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:50,500 porn. I mean, that's what I'm saying. I booked her twice off of pictures. 113 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:51,680 Anyway, 114 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:55,260 you adorable little cheerleader girl. 115 00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,440 I want you to try and give me. 116 00:06:57,820 --> 00:07:01,600 your best cheer, you can cheer about anything at all, what are your favorite 117 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:02,600 things in life? 118 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:08,020 Oh, um, my favorite things in life? Yeah. 119 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,360 Um, 120 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:18,520 my favorite things in life are, um, music. 121 00:07:28,359 --> 00:07:29,359 Writing. Writing? 122 00:07:29,580 --> 00:07:30,720 Yeah. Okay. 123 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:35,020 And... Hmm. 124 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:39,000 And... I don't know. 125 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,460 I don't know. 126 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:44,500 Why don't you give me a cheer about writing? 127 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:47,080 How can I give you a cheer about writing? 128 00:07:48,980 --> 00:07:51,100 You know I can make up shit all day. 129 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,840 I'm good. 130 00:07:54,990 --> 00:07:58,250 Can you give me a cheer about getting footballed? 131 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:01,130 How about just give me something, just give me a happy cheer. 132 00:08:01,430 --> 00:08:02,430 Want me to do it for you? 133 00:08:02,670 --> 00:08:08,410 Yes. 8, 4, 6, 2, I love sex, so do you. Fuck me here, fuck me there, get me in 134 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:09,410 the booty hole. 135 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:10,930 What? 136 00:08:14,390 --> 00:08:18,090 You was on a roll for a minute. I could go for hours. 137 00:08:25,820 --> 00:08:27,020 How about we do the chair after? 138 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,480 Okay. We'll do a chair after. Yes. All right, we'll do a chair after. All 139 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,480 let's put that down. 140 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,840 Put that as a problem puzzle. We'll do a chair after. 141 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:38,419 All right. 142 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:44,560 Hands on your back. 143 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,520 If there is one. 144 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880 Do you want me to thank you? 145 00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,880 Yeah. For you, don't you? 146 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,440 She likes it rough. 147 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,760 Thank 148 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:31,000 you, 149 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000 little one. 150 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,640 I love you. I love you. 151 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,900 I love you. 152 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,940 I love you. 153 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,320 I love you. 154 00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:18,770 Thank you for speaking with us. 155 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:45,070 Look at that. 156 00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:46,890 Look at your lips. 157 00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:53,370 Ready for this? 158 00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:54,810 No. 159 00:26:56,130 --> 00:26:57,570 Hold this on your clit, okay? 160 00:27:07,489 --> 00:27:09,950 How does that magic wand feel for the first time? 161 00:27:11,770 --> 00:27:14,190 You ever felt anything like that before? 162 00:27:14,490 --> 00:27:17,570 No. Can you make a little pussy come like that for me? 163 00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:19,350 Why don't you make a little pussy come? 164 00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:20,650 Yeah. 165 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:04,180 Here we go. 166 00:28:05,420 --> 00:28:06,420 Yeah, 167 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 come hard, baby girl. 168 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:10,680 Come on, baby. 169 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,160 Come on, my dear. Just like this, little baby. 170 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,320 You like that feeling, don't you? 171 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,640 Yeah. Keep coming on that dick. 172 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,320 It's hard. 173 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:14,540 Take a break 174 00:29:14,540 --> 00:29:15,540 from it? Yeah. 175 00:29:30,860 --> 00:29:31,860 You ever come that hard before? 176 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,260 Never? No. In your whole life? 177 00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,300 No. Never come that hard? 178 00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,540 No. 179 00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:41,300 Do you come during sex always? 180 00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:44,160 Sometimes. It depends. 181 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:45,800 But that was good. 182 00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:46,920 Yeah. 183 00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,760 What does it feel like to people at home? 184 00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,400 What? What does it feel like when you come like that? 185 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,040 Oh my God, I can't move. 186 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,480 It's amazing. 187 00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:04,890 uh yeah do you lose control i mean i can just take you up julie yeah 188 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:32,920 I think you're rough, aren't you, too? 189 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,360 Yeah. 190 00:39:58,189 --> 00:39:59,189 Guess what? 191 00:40:00,850 --> 00:40:02,230 She's telling the truth. Yeah. 192 00:40:03,290 --> 00:40:04,290 Can you see? 193 00:40:06,190 --> 00:40:09,130 Holy mackerel. 194 00:40:10,090 --> 00:40:13,910 What do you guys want to ask her? I'm taking a 20 -minute break. This is 195 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,050 I don't want to kill her. 196 00:40:19,630 --> 00:40:20,630 ever shooting live. 197 00:40:21,130 --> 00:40:22,710 First time ever. 198 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,110 Yeah. 199 00:40:27,830 --> 00:40:28,830 Forever together. 200 00:40:30,370 --> 00:40:36,710 You big boy. In four, in three, in two, straight out of Compton. Tinder. 201 00:40:41,410 --> 00:40:43,630 I'll best believe I'm looking at that tonight. 202 00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,690 Huh? Oh, I know that. 203 00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:51,380 You know he realized you ruined him. He's gonna be on there fucking like... 204 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,080 did I leave for Europe with you? We don't even talk to each other. You just 205 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:54,080 don't use Tinder? 206 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:55,280 No, I don't do anything. 207 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,760 Like I said, I've never been on a date with a non -porn girl in five years. 208 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:01,080 five. Probably ten years. 209 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,480 Yeah. 210 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,020 I'm a porn company. 211 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,880 She will also take off the top of her head. 212 00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,800 We'll start in three minutes. Let me retweet everything. 213 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:15,360 You got it. 214 00:41:28,009 --> 00:41:34,890 You want to do a 215 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:35,890 cheer now? 216 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:37,870 What kind of cheer would I do? 217 00:41:38,150 --> 00:41:40,230 You want to do a cheer or no? 218 00:41:40,470 --> 00:41:42,270 No, I don't know what cheer to do. 219 00:41:42,630 --> 00:41:44,550 No? Not feeling it? 220 00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:56,340 She might not like to cheer. 221 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:02,500 But you are one of the cutest goddamn teens I've ever seen in my life. 222 00:42:03,060 --> 00:42:06,200 Let me get these perfect... Let me get these perfect... Oh, 223 00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:10,620 those nice ass ears. 224 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,720 I can't believe you're in a fucking tent. 225 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,380 You stole me. 226 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:19,400 Damn, I'm such a sex toy. 227 00:42:22,240 --> 00:42:23,240 How do you like that? 228 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,280 One more for Juan? 229 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,320 One more for Juan? 230 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:26,620 One more for Juan? 231 00:42:26,820 --> 00:42:28,180 There you go. Oh, yeah. 232 00:42:29,260 --> 00:42:30,360 Make me happy, Father. 233 00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:31,960 Oh, well. There you go. 234 00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:35,180 Five, four, three. 235 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,160 Damn, he's cute as hell. 236 00:43:50,490 --> 00:43:51,490 Oh my God. 237 00:43:51,690 --> 00:43:52,690 Right here. 238 00:43:53,510 --> 00:43:55,610 Sit on it. Sit right on it. 239 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:59,110 Face me. Oh, face you. 240 00:44:00,550 --> 00:44:01,690 Who knows the worst? 241 00:44:02,490 --> 00:44:03,490 Oh. 242 00:44:31,850 --> 00:44:32,850 Yes. 243 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,560 I'll be like... What's that? 244 00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:04,460 I love 245 00:51:04,460 --> 00:51:10,740 you. 246 00:51:28,420 --> 00:51:30,440 Make a little pussy come on my dick. 247 00:51:31,220 --> 00:51:33,340 Make that little teenage pussy come on my dick. 248 00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,520 That's it, come. 249 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:57,538 How does that feel? 250 00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:58,920 Good. Put it back on. 251 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,040 Put it back on. 252 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:05,200 Put it back on. 253 00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:12,780 Keep going, keep going. 254 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,000 Keep going, keep going. 255 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,840 Keep going. 256 00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:35,640 Oh, my God. 257 00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,240 Yes, 258 00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,520 baby. 259 00:53:00,170 --> 00:53:01,170 Amen. 260 00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,158 Fuck you, pussy. 261 00:53:30,160 --> 00:53:31,160 I am. 262 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,880 Do you feel good in a little bit, pussy? Mm -hmm. 263 00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:37,420 Okay, try doing that, you pussy goodness. 264 00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:42,660 Oh, my God. 265 00:53:43,420 --> 00:53:44,420 Come again. 266 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:45,600 Don't stop coming, okay? 267 00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,720 Just come where you've ever come tonight. Can you do that for me? 268 00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:10,360 Keep coming, baby. 269 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:11,760 Keep coming. 270 00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:17,700 Keep coming. Keep coming. Oh, my God. Keep coming. 271 00:54:45,070 --> 00:54:46,070 We have hope. 272 00:55:18,670 --> 00:55:19,670 You little pussy. 273 00:56:43,690 --> 00:56:44,690 Love your Claire. 274 00:56:46,130 --> 00:56:47,410 You're such a beautiful girl. 275 00:57:14,570 --> 00:57:15,570 She gets some soda. 276 00:57:15,870 --> 00:57:17,130 Get some soda for a second. 277 00:57:19,110 --> 00:57:20,570 I'll pour. I'll get it. You don't have to. You don't have to. 278 00:58:05,930 --> 00:58:06,930 Didn't tell. 279 00:59:09,230 --> 00:59:10,650 That's definitely cute, Kito. 280 00:59:12,270 --> 00:59:13,270 Very, very pretty. 281 00:59:14,930 --> 00:59:15,970 What a red cup. 282 00:59:17,290 --> 00:59:19,290 What? What a red cup. 283 00:59:20,230 --> 00:59:21,790 I don't know. I bet you got it in your hand. 284 00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:23,730 Oh, yeah? 285 00:59:24,710 --> 00:59:25,710 Mm -hmm. 286 00:59:27,930 --> 00:59:29,790 Is there some reason I thought it was blue earlier? 287 00:59:30,510 --> 00:59:31,870 She's dick drunk right now. 288 00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:46,720 I'm not drinking Coca -Cola. 289 00:59:48,100 --> 00:59:49,660 Drinking Pepsi is different. 290 00:59:56,740 --> 00:59:57,240 How 291 00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:05,480 messed 292 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:06,480 up is my hair? 293 01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:09,100 Is it messed up? 294 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,120 You can tell you got fucked. 295 01:00:27,660 --> 01:00:28,660 Green without food color? 296 01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,020 I don't know about that. 297 01:00:30,340 --> 01:00:33,200 He said that. I went to the Coca -Cola Museum. They didn't say that. 298 01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:38,300 It would be interesting to pull that up on YouTube or something. 299 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:46,260 I think 300 01:00:46,260 --> 01:00:53,180 three different things. Just one, two blowjobs, and just 301 01:00:53,180 --> 01:00:54,660 regular boy and girl. Damn. 302 01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:56,620 Jesus Christ. 303 01:00:57,800 --> 01:01:00,860 Did yeah booked every day right here, yeah 304 01:01:00,860 --> 01:01:15,280 Busy 305 01:01:26,540 --> 01:01:28,540 Look at those eyes. Jesus Christ. 306 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:35,400 Five -time world champion? Shit. 307 01:01:35,900 --> 01:01:38,220 Way more than five -time world champion, son. 308 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,740 I'll give you a woo, I'll fuck her from behind. 309 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,880 Hold her hair in pigtails? 310 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,160 I guess I could. 311 01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,020 No, I don't want to mess her hair up. 312 01:01:55,180 --> 01:01:56,180 Sorry. 313 01:01:59,940 --> 01:02:00,940 All right. 314 01:02:03,460 --> 01:02:05,520 She just lay there. You just lay there. 315 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:06,638 With my drink. 316 01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:07,538 You lay. 317 01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:08,540 I'll do everything. 318 01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,520 Kevin, you aren't going. 319 01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,280 You lay down. 320 01:02:14,620 --> 01:02:15,620 You do everything. 321 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,220 Jesus Christ. 322 01:04:28,049 --> 01:04:29,049 What's up, baby? 323 01:05:07,100 --> 01:05:08,100 He's your favorite? 324 01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,100 She's your favorite, Ric Flair? 325 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:51,840 Glad I booked her again. 326 01:05:55,100 --> 01:05:57,200 We can start my film with this little one. 327 01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:45,140 How are you? 328 01:06:54,819 --> 01:06:55,819 Handcuffs, is this it? 329 01:06:56,260 --> 01:06:57,740 Huh? Handcuffs? It's okay. 330 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:05,360 Actually, 331 01:07:12,620 --> 01:07:13,960 let's just keep, you know what, let's keep them loose. 332 01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:19,520 It's a little loose. 333 01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,020 It's a little loose? Yeah. 334 01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:22,400 Yeah? Mm -hmm. 335 01:12:33,269 --> 01:12:34,350 Come on, baby. 336 01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:56,120 You're a girl. 337 01:12:56,660 --> 01:12:58,160 You're such a good girl. 338 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,540 Why are you coming like that? So good. 339 01:13:01,180 --> 01:13:03,560 You're a good teenage pussy coming like that. 340 01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,000 You're a good teenage pussy coming like that. 341 01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:07,640 Coming like that. 342 01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:14,380 You're so small. 343 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,960 I'm going to help you from behind, okay? 344 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:18,760 From behind. 345 01:13:19,380 --> 01:13:20,380 From behind. 346 01:13:58,990 --> 01:13:59,990 Give me a little, baby. 347 01:14:01,810 --> 01:14:04,670 Give me 348 01:14:04,670 --> 01:14:12,130 both 349 01:14:12,130 --> 01:14:13,370 your hands behind your back, sweetie. 350 01:14:14,210 --> 01:14:16,350 Give me both your hands behind your back, sweetie. 351 01:14:16,650 --> 01:14:21,930 Give me both your hands behind your back, sweetie. 352 01:14:37,260 --> 01:14:38,920 Ah! Ah! Ah! 353 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:41,720 I'm fucked. 354 01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:47,720 You want more, Naomi? 355 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:50,460 Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell me to fuck you more. More? 356 01:15:50,860 --> 01:15:51,960 Tell me to fuck you more. 357 01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:54,080 Fuck me more? That's a good girl. 358 01:15:58,240 --> 01:15:59,640 I'm gonna fuck you up tonight, pussy. 359 01:15:59,980 --> 01:16:00,980 Yeah. 360 01:17:29,550 --> 01:17:30,068 Want a pussy? 361 01:17:30,070 --> 01:17:31,470 Um, what? Want your pussy? 362 01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:32,690 Yeah. Yeah? 363 01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:35,030 Mm -hmm. That would be nice. 364 01:17:35,390 --> 01:17:36,870 Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. 365 01:17:39,330 --> 01:17:40,330 What? 366 01:17:41,210 --> 01:17:42,210 Yeah. 367 01:20:40,110 --> 01:20:41,110 That is why. 368 01:20:44,650 --> 01:20:45,650 I'm the one who had to - 369 01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:16,950 I was lucky as a man out here, so. 370 01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:20,130 Don't get no lucky. 371 01:21:20,850 --> 01:21:22,150 Did you get a country talk? 372 01:21:22,990 --> 01:21:24,130 You know what I'm talking about there? 373 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:26,290 I'm going to rock the road in place. 374 01:21:27,930 --> 01:21:31,130 Holy Christ. 375 01:21:31,950 --> 01:21:33,970 Oh, what a glorious day. 376 01:21:34,830 --> 01:21:36,710 Oh, what a beautiful morning. 377 01:21:37,390 --> 01:21:38,390 Or night time. 378 01:21:38,870 --> 01:21:39,970 Everything's going to be clear as way. 379 01:21:42,370 --> 01:21:44,870 Holy shit. What a great day. 380 01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:49,600 19 years young and you're just going to get better and better and better. You 381 01:21:49,600 --> 01:21:50,600 know that? 382 01:21:51,000 --> 01:21:52,640 Really? Yeah. 383 01:21:53,400 --> 01:21:56,320 I am very impressed. What do you think, Barbados for 19? 384 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,800 She's awesome. 385 01:21:58,620 --> 01:22:00,000 Hashtag OMG cool. 386 01:22:00,340 --> 01:22:01,700 OMG WBM. 387 01:22:04,340 --> 01:22:06,100 WBM? Yeah. Definitely. 388 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:08,240 Yeah? It's in gross size. 389 01:22:08,820 --> 01:22:09,820 It's baby. 390 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:11,420 It's baby. Baby WBM. 391 01:22:11,820 --> 01:22:13,660 White booty me. White booty me. 392 01:22:17,640 --> 01:22:22,100 19. 19. You got it. No, I mean like I'm doing squats and I'm like. 393 01:22:22,340 --> 01:22:23,340 You got it. It's there. 394 01:22:24,020 --> 01:22:25,020 It's there. 395 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,260 19. That's it. 396 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:34,080 19. You know there's a song when I was a kid called 19. 397 01:22:34,820 --> 01:22:35,960 It's called 19? 398 01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:39,600 It's about like Vietnam and it's like how all these kids are dying at 19. 399 01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,220 Yeah? Oh. 400 01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:42,480 Well, that's sad. 401 01:22:42,740 --> 01:22:44,200 Yeah. It was. 402 01:22:44,860 --> 01:22:45,860 Wow. 403 01:22:51,260 --> 01:22:58,180 Holy Christ. I don't know how to use this. 404 01:22:58,200 --> 01:22:59,200 I'm a fucking idiot. 405 01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:00,700 You know why? It's different. 406 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,280 It's different. 407 01:23:02,800 --> 01:23:05,720 Yeah, true. I should have grabbed a real rope, but I just take care of it. I got 408 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:06,720 excited. 409 01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:11,460 I've never had an opportunity to use it. I've been sitting in there for maybe 410 01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:15,260 two or three years now. 411 01:23:15,580 --> 01:23:16,580 That long? 412 01:23:16,680 --> 01:23:19,000 Since I was filming the television series for three years. 413 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:22,700 Wow. I bought all that shit and I never used it for the TV show. 414 01:23:23,480 --> 01:23:25,040 For HBO, I was like, you don't need it. 415 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:26,300 Oh, wow. 416 01:23:26,500 --> 01:23:28,420 That was a lot. I tried to buy all sorts of props. 417 01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:30,360 You 418 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:39,960 got 419 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:40,960 a rope. 420 01:23:52,020 --> 01:23:55,160 Come on, blindfolds. Come on, blindfolds. Oh, wow. 421 01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,480 Well, I'm looking forward to next time. 422 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:01,600 Go through the box and pick some shit up. 423 01:24:02,660 --> 01:24:04,220 It's a Friday night, so I don't care. 424 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,520 And you are doing a chat. It's my last show before I go to Europe. 425 01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,800 Yeah? What is it? 426 01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:12,360 I don't know. 427 01:24:12,660 --> 01:24:14,020 Probably another broad, yeah. 428 01:24:14,510 --> 01:24:17,290 It'll be my last show, definitely, before I go. I was going to impossibly 429 01:24:17,290 --> 01:24:19,830 that Saturday, but ain't feeling it. 430 01:24:20,970 --> 01:24:23,510 Sunday, soccer game, ain't feeling it. 431 01:24:23,990 --> 01:24:28,810 Monday, hungover, ain't feeling it. Tuesday, catch a plane. I can only 432 01:24:28,810 --> 01:24:29,810 that game. 433 01:24:30,850 --> 01:24:32,750 How drunk I'm going to be? 434 01:24:32,970 --> 01:24:34,490 Tell Drew. Keep him coming, Drew. 435 01:24:35,410 --> 01:24:39,310 I'm going to be... Denial, man. You're going to be out of it. Well, I can't get 436 01:24:39,310 --> 01:24:40,470 any drunker than I already get. 437 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:45,580 Yeah, but it's going to be one of those going away getting party nights. 438 01:24:47,460 --> 01:24:48,520 Because they ain't got a shoot. 439 01:24:49,700 --> 01:24:51,860 Huh? Ain't got a shoot. Ain't got to do nothing. 440 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:53,800 Yeah. 441 01:24:53,940 --> 01:24:59,020 You love her? 442 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,160 She's on Tinder apparently. 443 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,900 I'm making a profile tonight. 444 01:25:07,180 --> 01:25:10,120 Oh my God, that's my nickname. Everybody calls me mermaid. 445 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:15,420 Really? Yeah. Is your hair real? Yeah. All of it? Yes. Every last drop? This is 446 01:25:15,420 --> 01:25:16,840 my hair. I'm half Puerto Rican. 447 01:25:17,240 --> 01:25:18,039 You are? 448 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:19,300 Yes. Huh? 449 01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:23,860 Really? I'm half Puerto Rican. I'm Colombian. Really? I can kind of see 450 01:25:23,940 --> 01:25:24,940 yeah. No shit. 451 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:27,180 That hair's yours, huh? Yes, it's mine. 452 01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:29,360 Wow. 453 01:25:30,060 --> 01:25:31,060 Wow. 454 01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:34,500 You can touch it. It's real. Here, stand up. 455 01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,300 How do you bet it's gone? 456 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,640 You know what's funny? 457 01:25:39,180 --> 01:25:42,500 Her vagina, and she looks a spit at my ex -wife. 458 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:44,840 What? You do. 459 01:25:45,800 --> 01:25:48,560 My ex -wife is not as pretty as she was. My ex -wife is very petite. 460 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:51,240 Her vagina looked a lot like yours. Looked a lot like you. 461 01:25:55,720 --> 01:25:57,780 She's gone, and she's the ex -girlfriend, so it don't matter. 462 01:25:59,920 --> 01:26:02,240 Feet that are called spermid. I loved it. 463 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:03,600 Ha, ha, ha. 464 01:26:04,220 --> 01:26:05,220 Five, four, three, two. 465 01:26:06,060 --> 01:26:09,720 Thank you, everyone, for watching. It's amazing. 466 01:26:11,140 --> 01:26:12,480 19 years young. 467 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,060 Puppy pussy extraordinaire. 468 01:26:20,420 --> 01:26:22,200 How many times did you cum tonight, babe? 469 01:26:22,900 --> 01:26:26,580 Oh, um, well, about, like, six. 470 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:28,220 Is that the most you ever cum in one time? 471 01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:33,580 I think so, yeah, because the only other time that was, like, that good was with 472 01:26:33,580 --> 01:26:37,200 Bruno. But I don't think it was that... What about real -world sex? 473 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:38,820 Oh, God. 474 01:26:38,940 --> 01:26:40,520 Real -world sex, you don't want. Horrible. 475 01:26:41,140 --> 01:26:43,860 Horrible? Real -world sex is horrible. You're kidding! 476 01:26:44,380 --> 01:26:47,660 My sex, my personal sex life, just, yeah. 477 01:26:47,940 --> 01:26:50,320 Because if you had a guy, they're all, like, the same age as me, and they 478 01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:55,740 don't... You know what? I'm going to put a post on Facebook. I apologize to 479 01:26:55,740 --> 01:27:00,640 every girl that I fucked when I was under the age of, like, 29. 480 01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:02,780 Because I had no fucking... 481 01:27:03,020 --> 01:27:05,840 clue what the fuck I was doing. I don't know how to put that. I apologize. 482 01:27:07,900 --> 01:27:09,240 Yeah, I don't know how to put that out right now. 483 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:12,560 Anyway, thank you everyone for watching. 484 01:27:12,840 --> 01:27:14,460 I'm your happy court jester. 485 01:27:15,180 --> 01:27:19,640 Porn it in. I hope everyone out there has a blessed and glorious night and 486 01:27:19,640 --> 01:27:21,260 sure you follow Absolutely. 487 01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:23,940 Duh! 488 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:26,920 Truly, truly, truly rhetorical. 489 01:27:27,380 --> 01:27:29,200 Where can people find more of you, sweetheart? 490 01:27:29,920 --> 01:27:32,160 Um, my Twitter. 491 01:27:33,820 --> 01:27:36,040 It's Naomi Woods, XX. 492 01:27:36,500 --> 01:27:38,860 And how do you spell Naomi for people at home who cannot spell? 493 01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:45,600 N -A -O -M -I, and then Woods, XX, three X's, yes. 494 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,720 Naomi Woods, like we'll do the L. That's right, guys. Make sure you follow her. 495 01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:55,300 Go out there and enjoy life like I do. 31987

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