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Oh, God, I've never done this before.

Oh, God, no, I'm with the one I just met.

Did you know when I walked into the parlor that this was gonna happen? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

I could see you looking at me.

I wanted to fuck you right there.

Oh, my God, I don't know anything about you.

What's your name?

Kevin. What?

Kevin. Kevin?

Yeah. Oh, Kevin, what do you do for work?

I was fired.

Yeah? Yeah.

Stealing at work.

Offer supplies.

White collar stuff.

Mm -hmm.

Sorry, I can't do it.

I can't do it. I suck at role -playing. No, it's okay.

That shit takes me out of it. I find role -playing so goofy.

I can't do it. God, dude, I was like fucking right there. You were?

Yes, please, we can make this work. We can make this work.

Yes. With the Kevin joke?

Yes, yes. You're desperate.

And you're unemployed.

It's not hard. And I'm a big, important headhunter.

Okay.

And you're going to tell me about your special skills, Kevin.

I'm proficient at Photoshop.

And I'm a B -plus at Excel.

And?

Good at sex stuff.

Sex stuff.

Can we just do it?

Yeah.

We got two different shoes.

I got it. You want blue star or you want pink?

Blue, baby.

There you go.

Okay.

Where's Matt? Got him.

All right. What target are we going to?

The good one.

Easy, Carl.

Almost ruined my motherfucking day.

Jesus. Caleb.

Can you move? We have to go.

Hey, guys.

Oh.

Anybody want a beer?

No. No, we're running late.

Hazel, what about you?

Extra cold. Stop. Stop it.

We are very late for something, though, so we've got to go. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I got you.

Thank you. Great.

Well, have a blessed day.

I'm going to back up. Do you want? I mean, you're very close.

You got space, bud.

I'll get the gift.

I'll get the card.

What about that dog?

Oh, could you gift wrap?

You're in Target, sir.

Right, yeah. I got you.

Oh, great, thanks.

$141 .99.

Oh, Jesus.

Carl, isn't this kid like seven years old? Yeah, but it's my boss's kid.

So if he likes it, then you get a better parking spot?

No, but if you want to impress the guys, you got to play the game, Paula.

That is a Martha Stewart gift.

Ooh, looks good.

You take the price tag off?

Yeah, pretty sure.

You got to be sure, sure.

Sure, sure?

Really?

You should probably just look over there because there's nothing to see

here.

It was on?

This is just part of the box.

Great. One job, huh, pal?

Yeah. Yeah, one job.

Can you activate party mode?

Activated. How long do you think you want to stay?

Well, I really want to get some good faith time with Bryce, so maybe a couple

hours. Can you do that?

Yeah, I'm just thinking about Hazel. She's good. Party mode activated, right?

Yeah. Good.

It'll be fun, right?

Mm -hmm. And if you hit a wall, let's have a safe word. Let's have it be

raisins.

Right. Party mode activated.

Party mode activated.

Ding dong, ding dong.

Okay, I got it. I got it.

Hey, good to see you. Welcome.

Come on in. Yeah, thanks. We've got the birthday chaos is back there.

You know my wife, Kirsten? Yeah. Oh, my God. What a beautiful house, Kirsten.

Kirsten. I think I said that.

Kirsten. Carl, let's make sure to connect later, yeah? Love it. Yeah,

Lucas.

Oh, you already have drinks.

Kirsten. Okay. Got it right that time.

Hey, you know Lucas and Ron right from the design studio with me.

Oh, and you remember Mallory? Of course.

Oh, I thought um, I don't know Carl mentioned something

I'd ask You want to remember you got that drink?

Um, yeah.

Yeah, sure. Do you mind grab me one? Sure. Thanks

I'm not Actually drinking. I just needed

to go to the bathroom and didn't want Lucas to picture me peeing. Oh, is he

of those?

Oh yeah, like his photos should be duct taped to the wall in HR.

I'll catch you later.

Yeah, but full disclosure, I will be picturing you peeing.

Mommy, I need your help. Come on.

Yeah.

Mom!

It's your favorite kind of thing to paint.

Okay. Whoa.

Come on. Thank you, bud. Let's go.

So I believe that to be true.

Hey.

This one's ready to go.

My tummy hurts, but my mouth wants more cake. Okay.

I barely connected with Bryce. I can't go right now. Oh, I know. I guess you

were too busy doing other stuff.

What does that even mean?

Nothing. Okay.

Yeah. She's done, and I'm ready. Okay, well, I can't be the first one to leave

because it's a bad look, right? Well, the creepy Lucas guy just left like 20

minutes ago. Okay, Paula, it's a work thing, babe. Yeah, I could really use

raisins. Well, it's not really time for raisins.

Raisins are a safe word.

At work, Carl and I say ficus when we want out of a meeting. Okay.

My safe word with my wife is you're in trouble.

That's funny, yeah.

Okay. All right. Bye, everybody.

Bye, guys.

Hey, I'll see you at home. I'll take an Uber.

Good night, Hayes.

Love you.

You're so funny.

Yeah, we'll do it.

You want to make a wish?

No,

it is not. It is not.

I don't even want to hear that.

One second.

Yeah?

Hey, what's up?

What? Are you okay?

Is Hazel okay?

Okay, all right, just stay calm. I'll be right home, okay?

All right.

Holy shit. What? She got in a car accident.

What? Yeah, but I don't think you possibly... I'll drive you.

Hey,

you okay?

What happened, boss?

Hey.

You dead?

What the fuck happened?

He came out of nowhere.

I didn't see him.

I tried to stop him.

Where's Hazel?

She's inside. She's fine. She didn't see anything.

She was asleep.

And, I mean, what do we do? Do we...

Do we call an ambulance? Do we call the police?

Okay. Do we... Oh, my God. Do we, like, I don't know, because he wasn't renamed.

Paula, Paula, listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

You need to go inside. You need to relax.

Pour yourself a big glass of wine. Drink the whole thing, okay?

You need to relax. We will call 911.

Okay? Okay. Okay? Yeah.

I don't think she should be drinking wine. I don't know why she's here. Just

please, let her fucking help us. I'm so confused about why she's here. I just

told him why. Why the fuck is she here? Let her fucking help us.

Why do you want her to drink right now?

There's a toxicology report. It will explain why there's alcohol in her

She had drinks at the party, right? Oh, my God. She could go to jail for this.

No, it's okay. We're going to take care of it. No, I don't want you to be part

of it.

You don't know. It's okay.

This is my message, isn't it yours? I want to help.

It's going to be okay. I'm going to make a phone call.

Look, she was just protecting our daughter.

That's all she was doing.

She's in shock now.

This guy, he's totally on the table. He's got a record.

There is no need to traumatize her any further. This guy jumped out in her

driveway in the dark. We're coming from a kid's birthday party, for Christ's

sake.

I'm telling you, Greg, it was just an accident.

It was the worst day of my life.

Worst day of his life?

But it was an accident. It must say that in the police report.

It says accident.

Doesn't say much else.

Weird they didn't check your blood alcohol.

Pretty standard.

What does any of this have to do with Trevor's murder?

Maybe nothing.

Maybe something.

We found it at the murder scene.

Your prints were on it.

That's my daughter.

I must have dropped it when I ran away.

Why did you even bring it?

I thought you just wanted to talk to Trevor.

I did. I don't know.

It was a scary situation.

Where are you going with this?

Just trying to get a little clarity.

But it's hard when you're withholding information.

I wasn't withholding. I forgot.

He wasn't killed with a hockey stick, right?

Did you even look into that banking stuff I sent you?

I did.

And the account is registered to a Mr.

Jeffrey Thorwald.

Great. Talk to him.

I'd love to.

Sadly, Mr.

Thorwald is more commonly known as Trevor.

Sort of at the dead end.

Which brings us back to you. Why? Why back to me? I thought you were supposed

be helping me, and now you're bad cop bad copping me?

We'll see you.

Real soon.

She skated that thing in Portland.

Maybe it was a DWI.

But it's still hard to connect the dots to strangling a cam boy.

DWI? More like manslaughter.

And now there's a second dead body. She came in ready to beat the cam boy with a

hockey stick.

Things took a turn. She choked him out.

I'm not there yet.

Well, I am.

Hurry up.

I'm getting tired of waiting for you.

I found Paula's cam boy.

Oh, my God.

I know. No way. You have to co -work her. Amazing.

Okay. Meet Trevor, real name Jeff. I'm not looking.

Too early for dick pics. It's not a dick pic.

So Trevor was born in Lake City, Florida.

He went to St. Mary High, played bass in a band, cashiered at Chick -fil -A, as

you do, and then started sex work.

Oh, that's... I said no dick pics, so... Yeah, but do you notice anything weird

about it?

No. Yeah, me neither.

I just want to make sure you got a good look.

So here's where it gets juicy.

It already looks juicy. His most recent IG post is from about two months ago.

But the comments are from the past 24 hours.

Broken heart emojis.

Hashtag miss you forever.

Oh, yeah. That's a lot of prayer hands.

Yeah, never good.

So is he like... Yep.

Damn, boy.

Thank you.

I can't believe this is happening.

Take it down.

After dinner, I just Ubered straight home.

I just keep thinking if I just spend the night with him.

If I was there.

But I...

I had PT early the next morning.

I need treatment for my shoulder.

I was at Elmhurst Healing PT.

What time was your appointment?

7 a .m.

And I'm usually there for about two hours.

Ever bother you that he was a sex worker?

He was a cam boy.

I mean, he didn't have sex. It's different.

It doesn't seem that different. I mean, I wouldn't be able to handle it if my

partner did that.

I'm way too jealous.

Well, I'm not.

Anyway, what we had was so much more than that.

For them, he was this fantasy on a screen.

But I got to be with him in real life.

I get that.

Was there anyone who didn't see that line so clearly?

Any clients?

I mean, sometimes people would get a little obsessive, but it's not like

knew where he lives.

Lived.

I mean, you think one of them could have done this? We have a witness, but they

haven't ID'd anyone yet.

I should have been there. Like, why wasn't I there?

I think we're good here.

Thanks for coming in.

Sorry.

And sorry for your loss.

Thank you.

Please just let me know if you find anything.

Nice bracelet.

I like it.

Oh, thank you.

So you into jewelry now?

Checking for bruises.

You know, the kind you get from strangling someone.

My gut says it's clean.

My gut says I'll bet you 50 bucks the alibi is bullshit.

Not bullshit.

Why are you always trying to bet me on everything?

Because life is boring, and a little gambling makes it more interesting.

You sound like someone with a bit of a problem.

But I'm not here to save the whales. You're on. 50 bucks. I'll go to the PT

place, and you go to the ATM.

Yeah, thank you for letting us know, officer.

Yeah, the cops said they found your bike and your jewelry at a homeless

encampment. So they think it must have been a vagrant who did this to you.

I can't wait to get out of here.

The doctors think maybe we can get out of here by tomorrow if we're lucky.

Out of the city?

Yeah, no.

Let's just get you better, get you rested, and get you home, and then we'll

figure everything out. I don't want to wait until the school year's over.

I don't want to play nice with Paula. I don't care.

It's not safe here.

And we're going to move, honey, 100%. I'm ready to.

We got to move now.

Okay. I want to move now.

We need to. Okay.

Whatever it takes, okay?

Whatever it takes.

Whatever it takes.

Do you want to come to Bar Trivia tonight?

Uh, nope. I hate trivia.

Jerry has something to tell you. No, I don't. Yeah, she does. Don't. Yeah, I

don't have time to do this because I have to pick up people. It's just we

actually figured out who the cam boy is that you were interacting with.

Trevor? What? Well, you left your computer open. I was vehemently against

was actually pretty impressive. I reverse image searched his cam thumbnail

then I scraped the old social. We think he's dead.

You're killing me. Sorry.

Yeah, is he dead?

Can't believe you guys.

What? You guys. It was mostly her.

No, we were trying to help. You went through my laptop.

I thought you jerks were my friends, but you're just jerks.

Okay, see, now I feel like you're the asshole.

I'm just...

Asshole adjacents, kind of.

I went to the PT place.

They said Dennis was there.

Did they get security footage?

What did I tell you about the follow -up? They just sent the footage. It's on

laptop.

I went to the PT place. It was near the shelter.

Not really.

Whatever. Saved you from being a murderer.

You are the saddest, loneliest detective I've ever met.

Not anymore.

Right, buddy?

I got to name this sexy beast.

Okay, let's see the footage.

I'm telling you, the boyfriend is clean.

Okay, so he said he checked in at 7 and left at 9.

Mm -hmm.

Where's your boy, Baxter?

He's coming.

I think you'd better get your wallet ready.

There he is. Boom.

Let's see when he leaves.

Earlier than he said.

You think he teleported to the victim's house in seven minutes? Choked him out?

No, you're right.

He's accounted for at the time of the murder.

You owe me 50.

Can we get back to Miss Sanders now?

Yeah. Start tightening the noose.

I love the new hair.

It's my usual two hours.

It's the worst day of my life.

Hello? Carl Hendricks, this is Detective Sophia Gonzalez with the NYPD.

Okay. Do you have info on the attack?

No, I'm calling to arrange a time for you to come in and talk.

With me?

About what?

About your ex -wife, Paula Sanders.

I just wanted to go through your statement again. We found some

What are you talking about? Why are we doing that?

Well, we think you may be responsible for the death of Jeffrey Thorwald.

You're a person of interest in his murders.

Okay. So, first question.

at the station, sir. Thank you.

Was that the police?

Yeah. Yeah.

What did they want?

They wanted to... Nothing.

And if you plan on leaving the tri -state area, you need to alert myself or

detective.

We'll be in touch.

That's another point for the Bushwick Bombers.

Yay, we're awesome.

We're so lucky every question was about Hitler.

Hi.

You're here.

Yep.

Are you okay?

I don't think so.

Oh, shit.

And this whole thing was fake?

This? Yes, yes. But then he was murdered for real. And now I think that the cops

think that I killed him.

Why? Because I went to Trevor's house.

I was angry at him for scamming me, so I figured out where he lived. And then I

found him dead.

The... What?

Murderer was still there. I didn't get a look at him because I was, like,

running for my life.

Holy shit. But now the police know that I was there, and they think I had

motive. Like, they think I'm a real suspect. I could lose everything. I

to jail. I could lose my kid.

I need to figure out what the fuck happened, and I don't know what to do.

What do I do?

You're asking us?

Yeah.

Can I see the video again?

Hang on.

How have you been otherwise?

Hang on.

Yep. Hang on, hang on.

I remember this from before because it was so cringe.

I could have abs like that, but it's actually not healthy for humans. Like,

need a little cushion of fat, scientifically.

Sorry, you continue.

Look, guys.

Oh, yeah, it's the same douchey ring.

He's at a party with Trevor, which means the guy in the video is, like, a friend

of his.

Do you know anyone that knew Trevor? No, no. Like, I only cammed with him.

Oh, shit, yeah.

One guy.

And maybe he knows something.

We should talk to him then. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm down.

Yeah.

It's not going to be, like, dangerous, though, is it? I don't think... Why

it? Yeah.

No.

Cool. All right.

Do it.