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Oh, okay, okay, Demon Phase 11.

I see you. Thanks for the tip.

Guy loves you.

Life gets heavy.

Yeah, you guys. Yeah, I'm gonna go
there.

Let's talk like we talk when we're
talking, because life...

is literally heavy.

Like, gravity's actually pulling you
down. And life should be fun. And it

work, politics, conjunctivitis.

Yuck. But that's why I'm here. That is
my only purpose.

Let's go, Skye.

It's to get you all nice and tingly from
your balls, your mouth, your second

mouth.

We all need to live more in the moment
because guess what, party people?

Maybe the moment is all we have.

Maybe everything's about to change and
there's not a thing we can do about it.

Maybe life's going to get amazing.

Or maybe it's going to suck.

I don't know.

You don't know.

No one knows.

What I do know is that we all need to
make a to -do list, and on the very top

it should be have fun.

And that's what we do here. That's all
we do.

We have fun and spread joy.

And speaking of spreading, keep those
tips coming, y 'all, and I'll show you

something I call the channel.

So you go in England, and you come out
France.

Thank you.

Sorry about the other day.

It's okay.

It's all good. This is complicated human
stuff.

Yeah, it's hard. It's kind of why we
want to do this. I really want things

between us. Yeah, I think so too. Yeah,
good.

You're a great dad.

And Mal, I know that you love Hazel. I
really appreciate that.

Thank you.

Yeah. I mean, we're going to be in each
other's lives, so might as well do our

best not to murder each other.

Agreed. No killing. Oh, look at that. We
just signed a three -way anti -murder

pact.

But look, Mallory's chance to run the
office in Boise is a huge opportunity,

I don't think we can pass it up. It's a
dream.

A dream in Idaho.

You make fun, but Boise is truly
beautiful, Paul.

I mean, it's amazing. It's clean.

cheap, there's like barely any crime.

Kids ride their bikes around, nobody
locks their doors. Yeah, it's basilic.

Yeah, you get why all those racist
militias call it home.

Like no matter how much you don't want
Hazel to be in Boise, it's not like

going to move up there and not see her.

So we're trying to figure out how to do
this, right? Okay.

So we had an idea. What if we did it as
a team?

What if you moved out there with us?

We got you an awesome rental with a big
backyard not too far from us, not too

close. And I'll wheel pay for it.
Really? Yes, really.

We'll get you all new furniture that
obviously you pick. We'll get you a car

get you situated.

I have a car. Well, you're going to need
four -wheel drive out there, so. We'll

get you one of those cool Jeeps. Yeah.
Top Jeeps. Yeah, like in Clueless.

We'll make everything so easy for you,
Paula, because I know this isn't what

want, and that's why I appreciate you,
but I think this could be amazing.

Do you think I could get a dog?

I mean, everybody up there has dogs.
Yeah, get two dogs.

What about a pony?

Would you get me a pretty pony? Okay.

With a mane and a tail that I could
brush, you could sleep in my room? I get

You're treating me like a child. Look, I
know you're dying to say fuck you right

now, but just think about it.

Think about it for Hazel. That's all I
do, Mel. Oh, is it all you do?

Because I know you, Paula. I really know
you.

So what are you holding on to here?

What is keeping you here other than
pride, other than winning?

It's not about winning. This isn't
fucking pickleball. Then what is it? You

don't have anybody special in your life.

You don't love your apartment, and your
job is fine.

But you love it so much that you can't
leave for your family?

This is an incredible opportunity.

Not just for you, Paul, for all of us.
We are offering you an olive branch.

I'm sorry, he didn't deserve that. You
get emotional.

He's emotional. Oh, I remember.

Paula, will you at least just think
about it?

Please.

Okay.

Um, I gotta get to work.

Thank you, Paula.

You don't need to be much from

nothing. You don't need to get away.

I, uh, hey, listen, I just found these
outside.

I figured they, uh, belonged to a
student with tiny feet named Hazel.

All right. Thanks, man.

This one's a little bit lost and found.

He's godfathering me.

What do you mean?

Please tell me you've seen The
Godfather. Yeah, I saw it on a plane.

Might have been edited.

He's making me an offer I can't refuse.

Right, sorry.

Yes, he is.

They are pushing you around.

But it is a good offer.

If I got that from my ex, I'd have moved
to Burlington. I'd be working on my

novella right now. Jesus.

Even in my dreams, I sell myself short
novella. Why not the full novel, Doug?

Look. In these types of custody cases,
there's always a tipping point.

One side makes an offer so compelling
that if rejected, they know there will

never be a settlement.

So, thanks to the office court.

But I'm the mom. I would have a good
chance in court, right?

Yes, definitely.

But still, a chance.

Plus, it's a real expense.

Look, they're expert witnesses, child
psychologists.

It can drain you.

Which is why... Voidy.

I mean, it doesn't hurt to look. If you
like it, hey, nice life. If not... You

know what you're fighting for.

Your duck is dying.

Here you are.

Oh, you giant beauty.

Bless you.

I didn't know you were thinking of law
school.

Oh. Yeah, well, can't check facts
forever, so.

You know, at graduation, our
commencement speaker, Angela Bassett,

Panther, Wakanda Forever, she, anyway,
she told us to follow our passions.

Turns out old Angie gives pretty bad
advice, because finding good dumplings

watching horror movies aren't going to
get me a house in the Hamptons.

So, I'm just following what I'm good at.

Memorizing arcane shit and arguing about
it. Hence, law school. I thought your

passion was Vi.

Oh, shit.

Actually, what do you think of this?

Ooh, I think you're very close to a free
yogurt.

Well, I found this in Vi's underwear
drawer.

Oh, before you say anything, I'm going
to assume you're overreacting. Vi is not

a dessert person. She is all about the
savory. I am the sweets guy. So why

I ask you, does she have a yogurt card
with nine of the ten yogurt cups already

punched?

Makes no sense.

Doesn't add up. I was wrong. This is
really bad.

Rudy, you know everyone keeps secrets,
and if you dig a little deeper, you know

what I think you're going to find.

What? You need a therapist.

Yeah, she's right. Real relationships
have real problems. This isn't a real

problem or relationship.

Sorry. Thanks, but I don't know if you
have much credibility on real

relationships. Just online cam ones.

Is that too far? Yeah, I felt a little
far. She made it seem worse by saying

out.

Hello? You still owe money.

$15 ,000. I don't... Remember, we know
you.

Your daughter, your ex.

Get a pen.

Byron, you have until 3 o 'clock.

If we don't get it, you know what we're
capable of. We'll ruin your fucking

life.

You've reached the desk of Detective
Sofia Gonzalez of the NYPD. If it's an

emergency, dial 911.

It's Paul and Andrew.

They called again. The other... I can't
remember. The...

Murder? I don't... They want money. Call
me back.

Please.

Oh, I mean, I barely knew him, and now I
have his past.

What am I supposed to do with this guy?

I mean, he's a little puddin' puppet.

I have the dogs.

Now, did your neighbor have any friends?

Richie'd kill him for sure.

I'm going to find cat bones in his
turds. I'm going to have to take him to

vet to make sure that he didn't puncture
an intestine, and I don't have that

intestine money. I'm not supposed to do
this, but you know what? I'm going to

take this cutie patootie home with me.
Really? Yeah, my biscuit passed away two

months ago, so.

Oh, thank you.

Now, do you recall anyone, any friends,
any family?

Uh, Dennis is all.

His boyfriend.

He had a boyfriend?

Yep.

reach the desk of Detective Sophia
Gonzalez of the NYPD. If it's an

dial 911.

Hi, it's Paula again.

What, are you on vacation?

I'm freaking out. They want the money by
three. What do I do? Call me back.

Hey, Rudy's a big dumb idiot. I don't
think you really matter. I can't do this

right now. Sorry.

Rudy?

The hell is that?

Victim had a cat.

You like it for the murder?

Sweet. Case closed.

What's up, little man?

You had a boyfriend, too.

Maybe there's something there.

Could be.

I was thinking.

There was no forced entry, but the side
window was open, and it was cold last

night. Maybe the perp climbed in.

Well, that place was tossed and cleaned
by a pro. It wasn't some meth head

looking for a Rolex.

Find anything on security cameras? Down
the street, they caught a car racing

off. Got a plate.

You running it?

You got to chill with the follow -ups.
Why wouldn't I run it? When you assume

I'm not going to run it, it makes me not
want to run it. So did you run it?

Another possibility. Maybe the cam boy
wasn't scamming her.

Maybe the whole thing was real. He died
being tortured by the kidnappers.

More likely, he's been scamming a lot of
people. Then someone got fed up and

killed him.

So, uh, who's going to tell the
boyfriend?

Come on, Bax, you're better at the
sensitive stuff.

Nah, I'm an empath.

If I do it, I'ma be sad all week.

Yes, you are a sweet guy.

Feeling superior?

Do you? Yes, always.

Okay. You know, grapes are straight
carbs. This has penicillin to balance

glycemic load.

You're a glycemic load. Hello?

Paula left her laptop open.

Maybe we could find the cam boy.

This is not okay. Don't do that. What?

Come on, like you're not curious?

You love the drama.

And you have a small computer?

No.

Whatever. You tell everyone everything
anyway.

I am learning about my co -worker, which
is nice. But I care, actually.

Uh -huh. Okay, well, enjoy your
espionage. I'll get outside class.

Really? I bet you have an underwear
drawer full of frozen yogurt cards in

No, bad idea. Don't do it.

Hey, how'd it go? Got into your former
contractor's devices.

All company business.

It's accounted for.

Good. But there were other files on
there, too. On the hard drive.

Videos of a dozen unknowns.

Not our target.

Yeah, that's fine. Just go ahead and
wipe everything.

Really? I mean, it seems kind of weird.

It's not weird. It's standard procedure.

Wipe it.

Thank you, Sean.

Hi, I'd like to make a wire transfer.

No problem, ma 'am.

That's the routing number and account
number. Will that go out today?

We should just make it. Okay.

How much would you like to wire?

One dollar.

A dollar?

Mm -hmm.

Hello? You think you're badass, huh? You
have no idea who you're fucking dealing

with.

What are you talking about? Moron, you
wired a dollar.

A dollar?

That must be a mistake. I can go back
tomorrow.

Fucking loser.

I'll fix it. You can't fix anything.

All you do is fuck things up.

Pathetic, lonely, idiot bitch.

Yeah, well, you know what?

Fucking idiot bitch who just accepted a
$1 wire transfer.

Fuck you.

Yeah, no, yeah, I did. I fucked you.

Because you used to be anonymous, but
you know what happens when you accept a

wire transfer?

There's a transaction receipt.

And on that receipt, it's federally
required that there's all this other

information. So yeah, I fucked you, OBG
Properties LLC.

Yeah? Well now, Trevor fucking dies.

What Trevor is dead?

He's dead. How do you not know that?

Who is this?

Hey

Trevor,

it's ash

Fucking call me back.

Well I've never known a girl like you
before.

Dennis O 'Neill?

Yes.

Who's calling, please?

My name is Detective Sofia Gonzalez with
NYPD. I'm afraid I have some difficult

news about Jeff Thorwald.

Did something happen to Jeff?

I'm very sorry to inform you, sir, that
Mr. Thorwald passed away yesterday

morning.

What?

No, no, no. Are you sure?

I'm afraid so.

I literally just saw him. We were
just... I just... I just saw him. We

together.

What happened?

I was hoping that you could help us with
that. There was an intruder and a

struggle.

I'm truly very sorry, sir.

Okay.

I don't know.

I, uh...

I, um... Oh, my God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Sir, we will need to sit down and talk.

You may have some information that could
be vital.

I'm very sorry, sir.

Want some power pellets? Yeah.

The red ones make you run super fast.
Yum.

Yum.

Frankie,

kick it.

Oh, I think we're not good.

I don't understand why nobody's using
their hands. It just seems very stupid.

Right? Yeah. We're not going to win any
games like this. I think we'll win one,

maybe by forfeit.

Like your confidence, coach? I don't see
it, but if they do win, I'll buy you a

drink.

You got yourself a deal.

Hey,

they look not great.

A lot of people pay them the coaching. I
can see why.

Hey, can we talk for a second? You mind?

Have you given any thought to what we
talked about, about Boise?

Yep, absolutely I have. Good.

The offer was very generous, crazy
generous.

It's so generous I almost didn't notice
how manipulative it was.

I'm not trying to manipulate you. You
are.

It's fine.

You manipulate me, I manipulate you.
That's just where we're at.

But there is someone else.

involved in this and like what kind of
role model would i be for hazel if i

let you make all of my decisions pick
what town i live in which house well

i'm doing this for hazel obviously come
on mal got a good job and everything

else is rationalization you're actually
being really selfish like look how happy

she is what kind of mom would i be if i
pulled her out of this life She deserves

a mom who will stand up for her, who she
can rely on.

That's who I'm going to be.

Now, Paul, you could be that person in
Boise. We could build all of this in

Boise. Oh, my God. I do not want to move
to Boise.

Like, you said you know me. I know you,
too.

You like udon noodles and weird art
stores.

Like, you don't want to move to Boise.

Well, I am. That's happening, okay?

Paula.

Are you really doing this right now?

You're really starting a war with me?

I'm not doing that. You are.

If we do this, you could fucking lose
everything.

How could you?

I'm the mom.

Judges love moms, so maybe you're the
one who should back off.

So what, that's it?

Yeah.

I guess that's it.

Carl.

This area is for coaches only.

I think Trevor's fucking dead, babe.

Where are you?

Hey.

Dropping off a stray.

Hey.

Jesus, what's that noise?

You at your mama's house?

Animal shelter in Ridgewood.

Getting rid of the cast.

That cute motherfucker.

Ridgewood kills if they aren't adopted.

Good thing it's cute. You got an update
for me?

Yeah. License plate on the security
footage belonged to Paula Sanders.

Prints on the hockey stick also belonged
to Paula Sanders.

Huh?

Why the hell are her prints even in the
victim?

You're not going to believe this shit.

took you long enough so the scammer
called and i tricked them i got their

information uh i'm done getting pushed
around i have so much to tell you i have

so much to tell you too i also got some
information this wasn't your first dead

body now was it paula i don't like it
when people keep secret

Paula? Paula, you need to tell me what
happened in Portland.

And those baby pants will come on over
here and take a second chance and take a

second chance on me. Cause I know that
you wanna dance with me. But you say, I

don't do that kind of thing. Say what? I
don't do that kind of thing. Why not?

I don't do that kind of thing. And you
say, I don't do that kind of thing.

Can I get, get.

Are you coming with me to 23?

Hey!