Original subtitles

For the first time in history, the mice,

under the leadership of Grabowsky and with the help of Potbellie,

have defeated the cats.

Their giant robot, Cat Catcher,

has caught and tamed the blood thirsty cats.

Now the cats are doing some menial tasks

which don't require much thought.

At about this time,

the journalist Henry Morton Stanley

has begun his search for Sir David Livingstone,

the famous Pafrica explorer, in the Aruvimi Forest.

I beg your pardon! Forgive me! I didn't mean to...

Whoops...

My name is Stanley.

Have you seen a gentleman by the name of Livingstone

around these parts?

And what does this crazy mouse want with Livingstone?

How should I know?

Maybe he wants to cut his tail off as well.

Now I know why my editor said

I'd really clean up with this story.

Good day, sir!

- Good day. - Dr. Livingstone

- I presume? - Yes.

Nice day.

Sorry to bother you during teatime.

My name is Stanley.

Thank God I've finally found you!

The pleasure is mine.

- Are you coming home? - No.

- I'm staying. - Then, Good bye!

Well, Good bye!

Sniff sniff! On the trail!

Sniff! Me too!

Be quiet! You'll scare off the prey!

Ho-ho, my little friend! End of the line!

What's this?

What's going on here, a monster ball?

The council didn't give you any work?

Why did you let yourselves be caught?

We've joked enough.

What's this? Am I blind?

Oh! I guess not!

Where am I?

Hey! Guys! Guys!

What's going on? Why am I locked up?

The Cat King will have the prisoner for dinner.

Wake up and smell the coffee!

The cats don't rule you any more.

The cats always be in command!

- Theysa be eatin' mice. - Oh Lord!

Grabowsky and the guys with the Cat Catcher

have tamed the cats. Cats are eating out of our hands!

- And ours too. - And from our feet,

- and from our ears... - OK.

Get me down from here and chew through the bamboo bars.

Chew? With what? We don't have incisors.

And we don't have molars either.

Every week they take our teeth out

but at least we don't have to brush our teeth.

Then how do you chew? What do you eat?

We eat porridge and coconut milk. Every day.

I have an idea!

You should chew through the bars!

What... Me? That won't work. Unfortunately my teeth are weak.

That's the disease of civilization, you know.

And this disease of civi... ciliviz... is it contagious?

It would seem so. But don't worry.

You won't get it for years.

The cats will get us before that...

Curly, Cheesy, be quiet!

I'll show you!

No fraternizing with the prisoner! You understand me?

Yes! No fraternizing! Not a drop of fraternizing!

No frater, no nizing!

Okay then.

New! With original Grabowsky fingerprint in each can.

What's your name?

- Stanley. - Write it down!

Got it. Henry Morton Stanley. Release me immediately...

Silence!

- I'm asking the questions here! - I'm not asking!

- On what grounds... - Silence!

Then ask, you fleabag!

The man is softening up.

Your mother's name, date of birth, residence,

occupation, cell phone number, mailing address?

Why? It doesn't matter, anyway. You're still going to eat me.

Well, yes, but without your particulars

we won't be able to make the menu.

A cultured cat chooses from a menu.

- So, your occupation? - Journalist and explorer.

Journalist? Great!

Now we'll finally get the news about this criminal world!

We don't get newspapers here. Tell me!

Tell me something before you die, you little Scheherazade!

If that's what you want. But you won't like the ending.

Of course I will.

We're going to eat you. That's a happy end.

Okay! So, all around the world mice rule the world

except here in this little backwater corner of nothing.

- We've defeated you. - You lie!

- That's just a story! - No, it's not just a story.

It's the truth.

How on earth could you puny little worms defeat

the great and noble cat people?

With the Cat Catcher.

What? Don't laugh.

- Cat Catcher? - It's true.

So what is this Cat Catcher.

The cat catcher is a huge robot...

in other words, a monster machine.

Wild and cruel cats go into the machine

and when they come out they are completely tame

and purr with delight.

And the most important thing: they become complete herbivores.

- What? - That's right!

- Like rabbits? - That's right!

Yuck! No! Herbivores?

- It's just a story! - No, no! It's true.

A professor from Pokyo made the machine

and Grabowsky, the world-renowned secret agent,

brought us the plans so that we could build our secret weapon.

The others have already been taken care of by the invincible Cat Catcher.

Well, that's just a rough outline of what happened.

- I don't believe it! - Me neither.

But why do you think we keep Mioka?

He's had nothing to do for years.

Now he will show us what he knows!

Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Mioka!

Where has that mangy cat got to?

Here we are! And here he is! One-two, One-two.

What's going on here?

He's in a psychedelic trance.

He drinks a lot of magic potions

until he falls asleep and starts to see visions.

- What did he drink? - A sleeping potion.

He is addicted to sleeping potions. It falls asleep immediately.

- The potion starts sleeping or he does? - They both do.

So now how can we know what he sees?

We just have to ask.

What do you see, Mioka?

Are you crazy? Why are you shouting?

- You ruined my vision. - Sorry!

Wait! I'll go back to sleep.

It's hopeless. If he's asleep, then he sees but he can't tell us

and if he is awake then he doesn't see anything but he can speak to us...

I see...

I see...

What do you see, oh great shaman?

A huge metal monster...

he's chasing cats... and- it's terrible!

- What on earth? - What on earth what?

The terribleness. What is terrible?

It's catching them! One by one!

That's what I was talking about.

Bravo! Hurray! All hail Mouseland, all hail the mice!

Stop! This means blood and a mouse insurrection!

You weak bunny rabbits! Don't you all see that there are more of you?

Yes, we can see that, but they have a cat-o'nine tails!

And you, stranger, tonight you will be our dinner!

- Alive! - Bad idea.

You are awakening many evil thoughts in our servants.

But, since this is a democracy, which extends to our food as well,

- you are free to decide... - What?

Which course you will be.

Should we stuff you with anchovies or sardines?

But we could certainly roast you au natural, with a side dish of pear.

Or would you rather be a pork cutlet?

Let's have the two mouse guards as hors d'oeuvres!

They're starting to get spoiled from being in the prison cage.

Put them back in the cage

and get a fire started in there.

Alive! Alive! Actually, not alive!

Die! Die! Today will see a great feast!

Do you think there's any truth to that mouse babble?

That they've defeated the cats all over the world?

I don't know. I will look into it.

In your crystal ball?

Unfortunately, my crystal ball has only been

a South American TV series for the last few weeks

and it hasn't broadcast any news at all.

This looks like a situation

- where we will have to be on location. - Alright.

Pick one of your best commandos and we shall take care of

the revolting mice once and for all.

Great! All 3 billion of them?

Because that's how many of them there are.

So? How many of us are there?

28.

And that's more than 3 billion?

No. It's less.

Then we're up the creek without a paddle.

Wait!

We might still be able to trap those mice yet!

- I've got an idea. - Which will save us?

Yes. I think so.

I inherited a magic spell from my great-great-grandfather

and we can use it to summon an evil demon...

What on earth? The great Black Magic cat?

Well, that's a little bit of an exaggeration

but his substitute, what's his name, Moloto, Mojo?

Mr. Mojo Risin? He and the Doors play some great music.

I've got it! Moloch!

- And that helps us? - Like a charm!

You can bring him after dinner.

Hey, cats! Get ready for dinner!

On tonight's menu: roast prisoner!

Hooray!

Stoke up the fire!

Hey there, little morsel! I'm talking to you!

- Do you want it in the front or in the back? - What?

Why, the skewer, of course!

It doesn't hurt so much from the back.

But, please. But I don't want this! Please! I forbid it!

What kind of food does he think he is? He forbids...

Okay, then it's from the front for you. Say, ah!

C'mon!

After them! Shoot them down!

I agree.

Bull's-eye!

What are you staring at, you blockheads! Kill them!

- I think we can go, too. - We're not needed anymore.

So far they put everything on us ...

Okay then: exit stage left!

Where have our hors d'oeuvres gone?

They've disappeared, Boss!

We don't have enough time to chase them now.

Let's take a seat, have some meat and then turn to magic!

Are you still in the mood to celebrate?

No, I was just thinking about

ordering a pizza ...

I've brought the magic spell!

I've got the instructions and the guarantee as well.

And the other book?

It makes a good seat.

Albuquerque... albatross... brontosaurus... circumnavigation...

drudgery... elevators... mouseketeers... Here it is!

This is it! May I have silence please!

Quiet or I'll skin all of you!

I summon you, I mean thee,

undersecretary of the underworld: Moloch!

Please come to our rescue

so that the cats can restore their previous glory

as has been deemed by the Great Law!

Correction. Has ALSO been deemed!

Dated and signed: Mioka, head shaman of the Aruvimi Forest.

Would somebody please shut that parrot up!

He should be here already.

What time is it?

Four.

Shhh!

- Here he comes! - Who?

Oh, yeah! I'm so stupid!

So, he comes.

- Hooray! A mushroom! - Be quiet!

Whew, my lord! That's the cheese!

So, you see what I conjured up for you?

Just make sure you can control it.

If that monstrosity were to get loose ...

Hello! What's going on?

Hello I am the Boss!

- The situation is... - Who ordered a pizza?

Pardon, may I? I'm as hungry as the devil.

Delicious!

Now to the other matter. Why have you called me?

We want you to do a little something for us.

For example, maybe you could arrange another dinner for us...

Don't fool around with me, you got it?

You don't want to know what I did with the last cat

who fooled around with me!

Just a moment! If you would allow me.

So, the big picture is that the mice have managed

to take over the world. That's the info we have.

You don't say! You're saying that nobody could do anything?

Yes, that's right. A journalist who came this way informed us.

What! Journalists! They only write for money.

But this one didn't even get a penny from us.

The point is that these little worms have created

a huge machine and they have pacified...

they've tamed, the cats.

I know what pacify means.

Of course, of course! Naturally!

- And exactly what is this machine? - A huge dog.

Probably made of metal. A machine.

So, a robot. No problem.

We can reprogram it.

- Do you all have a plan? - Well...

we were thinking it would be better for an expert...

- A specialist. - So no.

Hello! Rosie?

Can you patch me through to someone from the group...

Yes, Baby will be fine.

Thanks!

Baby? Moli here.

We've got a problem up here with the mice...

you know anything about a robot dog?

Okay, whatever.

Bring up something from the recent past, OK?

I don't care if Mumus has something to do already!

This is serious!

There's no sound?

Not bad! Skillful little beasts!

What the devil! Horrible!

We've been playing around enough. You can stop it now.

Well, we'll figure out something later.

I just need you and you and no more than two other cats

who can solve logistical problems.

So have dinner and march off to bed!

We have a big day tomorrow, and the day after as well.

- Where will you sleep? - The devil never sleeps.

At least not with just anyone.

Hey, hey... you can stop already.

- You're going to knock me out... - What! You're awake?

Please stop caring for me for a moment if you can.

Please! I just saved your life!

- But if this makes you crazy ... - Of course not!

I am in your debt. I am deeply grateful.

But, if you would please, tell me who I need to thank

- for my life and near death. - The name is Torzonborz

but my friends just call me Torzon.

Torzon, the jungle boy. Just call me that.

Nice to meet you. My name is Stanley.

Me Torzon, you Stanley.

I need to return home urgently.

I need to inform the authorities that there's still

one more cat population which is unpacified...

so, thank you once again...

Hey!

Now you've saved my life a second time!

Stop counting. It's going to happen often.

- Yes? - Listen!

A message!

- Yes? What is it? - Just a moment!

There's trouble brewing.

Mioka, the tribal shaman, has summoned supernatural help.

- From some powerful force? - One of the most powerful.

From the underworld.

He has summoned the demon's second in command, Moloch,

to help them free their cat comrades.

That scares me!

You might be a scaredy cat, but he's a scary cat!

If you see him, you'll be scared silly.

But the Cat Catcher will take care of him.

The Cat Catcher is just a machine.

But Moloch is incredible!

Whatever! I still have to go.

- I have to save the mice. - Wait! I'm going with you!

You wouldn't be able to go 10 steps in the jungle

without running into some trouble.

As a matter of fact, it isn't great to travel with you either...

- when do we start? - At daybreak.

- When's that? - 6 am.

Can't we start off at 6.20?

That's what I hate about intellectuals. They always try to run things.

- Sleep tight! - Nighty night.

It must be six o'clock by now in Central Pafrica.

- Where's the bathroom? - It's down there.

From here, everything's down there ...

So, how's the water?

Very cold!

Exactly.

You know what they call this lake?

No.

Cold Lake. Pretty apt name, no?

Very.

Wake up, wake up!

Maybe we've complicated it too much,

maybe we shouldn't have summoned Moloch?

Let's not judge the summoning or we'll just make it worse.

You understand? So, let's go! You two bring the rations.

Yes sir, Marshallissimo!

March! Sound off!

- Start your trembling, little mice! - Start your trembling, little mice!

- Uncle Moloch won't be nice! - Uncle Moloch won't be nice!

- Your day is up, I've come for you! - Your day is up, I've come for you!

I'll have your tail, that's what I'll do!

Whoa! He's not a cat.

And he's not a mouse!

Wait! Are you a badger?

The same. Me Torzon, You Stanley.

Perhaps hereinafter we can disregard this!

So they have badgers in Pafrica?

No they don't, I'm an import.

- I've got a badge to be here. - A badger's badge.

And do you have a plan?

Yes. We will travel until lunchtime and continue on afterwards.

All the way to the road. Then we'll try to hitch hike.

If we can get a car to take us to the airport,

from there we'll fly to Cin City.

And then we'll save the civilized world.

Of course, of course...

Panther!

It was just my stomach.

- There's a rope bridge a little ways down. - No problem.

How does ...

Did everyone land on their feet?

Let's avoid public places, OK?

We can move on!

- Do we have a song? - No!

Who's that wild animal there?

Stop! Elephants!

And? Let's go!

You realize it's just the same buffalo

over and over.

What do you expect? This is a public service message.

Border of Civilization only with permit.

Home for Retired Police Captains

In the sixth year of my service, I was promoted...

Can I help you?

I'm looking for Mr. Poliakoff.

Mr. Poliakoff is busy. You can't bother him now.

- But this is important. - Allow him ...

- I am nurse Cindy. - Of course!

Little Cindy.

You've grown since I last saw you!

- Since yesterday. - Yesterday?

Really! It seems as if it was just yesterday.

No matter. I'm still tired.

So what does this, uh, this sir...

Bob! Don't you recognize me?

Of course! You're the whatchamacallit!

Then I'll be off. Just ring me ...

if you need me.

If I can get what I need with just one ring,

then perhaps I'll do it.

Listen Bob! It's me, Grabowsky!

You know! The one who brought the plans from Pokyo!

- Makowsky? - Gra-bow-sky!

Of course! Grabowsky!

You are Grabowsky! That's why you look so much like him!

I'm writing my memoirs but the problem is

that I don't remember anything.

So, good ole Borowsky. Take this down, nurse!

Listen to me, Bob, for just a moment.

- The nurse is gone. - So that's why she's not here.

When is she coming back?

Bob! You're still my captain!

- I've got important news! - Really?

Somebody captured my queen at D5.

I've received some information from Pafrica

that the wild cats there are connecting something.

Cats?

Look! There's a nice specimen!

What a nice little kitty! But they weren't always like this,

not until the mouse Ternovszky tamed them!

If I told you the whole story, you young whippersnapper,

you wouldn't believe it!

But I cut myself off. Where was I?

It's not important... Anyway, are you ok?

Absolutely great!

Do you have a light?

Sorry, I don't smoke. Adlington is your successor, right?

Adlington? He is stupid.

He's a nice boy and his mind is as sharp as a tack

- but he's still stupid. - I have to go.

Bon apetit, Captain Bob!

Bye, bye Adlington! He's completely stupid!

Hello!

Me Torzon! And you?

Would you give me and my friend a lift to the airport?

- Perhaps I was rude? - I don't think so.

At any rate, we've got a car now.

I wonder what scared the old boy?

Maybe he thought we were security guards.

This road goes around the whole civilized world.

It is forbidden to go on the other side of the wire fence.

And now it's on me if something happens.

- What is that terrible smell? - I thought it was you.

Not now.

Aha! He's a little jewelry smuggler.

Golly!

Those little rascals are clever!

- So now what? - You conduct all this business, right?

- Well, that depends... - Ok, then you'll be the conductor!

Hey! Teddy! Alarm! Look over there!

Oh my god! Come on!

This is gate 2.

I'm sure an elephant ran into it again.

Then we can bury it.

Oh my God! What the hell is that? Brakes! Brakes!

Headquarters! This is Patrol 2!

Mayday! Mayday! Hurry! General alarm!

Get your gun! The elephant one!

Oh!

Hooray! I got him!

- You can say that again! - Hooray! I got him!

Look over there!

It looks like the cats have broken through.

How many of them are there?

Maybe 4 or 5.

Nothing. We can take them.

Look at this as well!

Of course... Heavens above! No cat paw is that big!

You think not? That's Moloch, from the underworld.

I told you you would be scared silly.

You know how many reports we've gotten, Grabowsky?

Cat phobia is spreading everywhere; all the citizens have it.

They are still afraid of the cats

and probably will be for generations.

Look, Adlington!

My sources are completely trustable, I personally ...

You know how many times I've heard this?

Just let me calm down a moment.

I've got all the information right here.

On all our borders we have surveillance cameras.

Not even an ant would be able to enter without our guards knowing it.

Harvey! Where's my coffee?

Just a little coffee, a lot of milk and no sugar!

Mr. Adlington!

Finally! Did you filter the beans?

Monitor 13! Look at Monitor 13!

Where are the guards? Why aren't they doing something?

- The guards! - The guards!

I should make it clear to them!

Is there a DVD player here, but size XXL?

Of course.

But before that, would somebody please bring me my coffee!

Yes sir, Mr. Adlington! Lots of milk, no sugar.

This is Patrol 2! Mayday!

Get your gun! The elephant one!

Oh!

Heavens above! What was that?

A huge cat!

I could see that! But there's no such thing!

Then I'm sure it's a trick.

Don't be stupid, Harvey! What do you mean, trick?

This is a documentary! This isn't an animated film!

You didn't notice something strange?

Strange? You mean besides the fact that

they've broken through our defenses

and they've killed two guards? No, nothing strange.

Nothing at all.

- None of the cats had a bow ... - Harvey!

You don't say! They didn't have bows!

I realized that when the golem came in front of the camera,

for a minute his eyes were red.

Only an albino looks like that,

but no one has ever seen a black albino.

- So what does that mean? - It's bad.

This cat isn't just huge but he's above being natural,

he is supernatural in other words.

I will immediately call Intermouse.

Harvey! You get in contact with Lazy Dick

and his friends on the secret line.

We'll need their help.

- Now hop to it. - Yes sir!

- We're in danger! - Perhaps the gravest danger.

Are you going to be involved from the comfort of the chair?

No.

Tell me what you decide later.

I'm going to do my own investigation now if you let me.

- Let's stay in contact. - Naturally.

- Harvey! - Yes sir!

Get Mr. Grabowsky a communicator!

A high-tech one.

Ricardo! Where the hell are you!

Do come in!

All the kids are crying! Should I take care of them?

Where did you put the tequila?

Can't move around because of these dirty dishes!

Ah, here's the mail.

Once again, my country needs me!

I have to alarm my relatives, too!

Ricardo, stop!

You leave me here with all the kids?

You'll get what you deserve! You won't be made of leather...

mouse!

Why aren't the Storm Troopers here yet?

Don't stutter, man,

where are the Empire's Storm Troopers?

Sir, I must dutifully report that they are in another film.

What is the terrain like there?

They are scouting it now!

Platoon! Attention!

Soldiers! They've been looking down on you for 2000 years!

Ahem... or, actually, me.

The fate of the civilized world is in your hands!

And your fates are in my hands!

Hold yourselves to this!

Defeat the villainous cats, enemy of the mice!

Forward march! And return home victorious!

Hooray!

- I love you, Hedvig! - I love you, Rose!

I love you, Johnny!

Flying monsters! Monsters.

Bah! Flies!

Jaybird! Jaybird! Sparrow to Jaybird! Where have...

My word! How do you do it?

You have to teach me that trick!

This is no trick.

Don't forget I am the undersecretary of the underworld.

- You should see the Führer! - The great Black Magic cat?

Don't even utter his name because I will smash your teeth in!

For you he is simply the most profound teacher

and leader the world has ever known!

He is the greatest that ever lived!

Whatchamacallit! Mr. Moloch! Uncle Moloch!

- What? - There! Something's coming!

Boxes!

Boxes!

Fire!

Let me shoot, too!

OK.

And me too! Give it here!

- No! - Yes!

- I'm the shaman! - But I'm the boss!

Behold the conflict between church and state!

Guelf and Ghibelline!

Give it to them! You just bark during the hunt!

You dirty shaman!

Knock it off you two. I'll get you another one!

Fire!

Good!

... they're coming to free the cats

who are under mind control and...

One moment! How do you know about this?

Funny. This is my job.

I'm an employee of Mouse World

and as I already told you, my name is Stanley.

As long as the cats are pacified, I wouldn't worry.

They don't pose a threat any longer to mouse society.

You see this little gadget here

emits its Omega effect on them day and night.

It's centrally controlled.

We use it to keep tabs on the cats.

We can keep an eye on them wherever they are

and we're also able to punish them with electric shock if we need to.

And the most important thing is that we can permanently subdue

their natural urges!

Wonderful!

But please don't make this known.

Nobody in the world knows that the antenna is hidden

in their bows.

That was my idea!

Fantastic! And there's no copyright infringement?

No.

We order the bows from the copyright

but, of course, at double the price.

Hey! Cats! Guys!

In the name of the great rector of the world!

I, Uncle Moloch, set you free!

It's time to be happy!

My fellow cats! You are now free!

What happened to these guys? Are they all crazy now?

What a nice little bow! You have to cut it off.

I'm one of your liberators!

Get out of here you stinky wild cat!

Oh, I see! The bow. Take off their bows!

I didn't think of that!

What's this? Where am I?

- Milkins! - Yes sir, Giovanni!

What happened here?

The boys had a magic spell on them.

Those small little mice made fools of them

but good Uncle Moloch broke the spell!

The mice?

Grabowsky! Well, then, I'll take care of them myself!

- Milkins! - No need to shout, Giovanni!

- I'm standing right next to you. - That's the problem!

You're standing here next to me and you're not musing the troops!

Sound the alarm but be quick about it or I'll have your head.

You can start to stamp out the mice

but before anything else, I want Grabowsky!

Snowball!

Please don't shout, director! I'm standing right next to you!

You heard the command, Snowball! Get going, NOW!

This is it. 16 Roquefort Lane.

Cookie, stay here and watch the car.

There's no point. Nobody but us would want to steal the car.

- That's true, so let's go. - Buddy! I'd be glad to stay outside!

Oh really? You'd let Pissy and Cookie

- carry all the loot? - You can help them!

The boss never does manual labor!

The boss is the brains of the outfit! Okay?

So what now, boys? We still have three more addresses to go.

The stupid little lieutenant always runs his mouth

- about us being lazy. - Okay.

If I wasn't the boss, then you would be the brains of the outfit.

- Billy, open the door! - Why me?

Why is it always me?

Because you've got the master key, brainiac.

Oh yeah!

... citizens should leave their homes

and find safe and secure shelters

where they can protect themselves from the coming,

coming attack. Stay tuned!

Look, an action movie! Great!

Excellent! It's a historical crime story

- and it's about the great war. - Don't be so stupid.

I think it's science fiction. I've seen it already.

It was called "Attack of the Huge Cats."

Oh, look! How great is that!

- Agenor! We have company! - I know!

- What can I do for you? - We have come to rob you,

but never fear, we have an official permit.

Allow me! Remember who's the boss here!

You are!

So, let me inform you, sirs, that you are being robbed.

- Where do you keep your jewelry? - Can we watch TV while you're at it?

Until that time, yes, but afterwards were taking it. Now where was I?

At the valuables.

Okay.

- Where are the valuables? - You're asking me?

Everything is in the safe here in the dining room.

Would you be so kind as to open it?

We can't, sir. The kid has the keys.

- He's the key master. - And where is this "kid" at the moment?

On an official trip in Alaska. He'll be back in two weeks.

Oh, that's just great! What are we going to do now?

We've got two possibilities. Either you can open it with a master key

- or we'll have to take the whole thing. - What?

Hey look you guys!

Look what I found in the bathroom! Isn't it sweet?

- Anyway, how do we stand? - We're not. - I'm sitting.

We'll put the bracelet in the ledger later.

No way! I worked for this!

It's true that it was just a little one, but still!

Just a little one. That kills me.

Come on, come on! You three take the safe

and I'll take the TV ...

What are you talking about? We are weak women.

Weak? You hear that? That's nonsense.

You scared me so much the last time that my ears

- are still ringing. - Because you were stupid.

And I am now, too.

Let's leave the family squabbles at home!

Ma'am, please sign here to confirm

that 4 Gangsters Inc.

ran a top-notch business when you were robbed.

You want us to sign that? Why?

Regulations, ma'am! We have to submit this to the police!

Would you shut your mouth, you numb skull! Sign here, please!

What? I'm just saying! So that the lady will understand!

This robbery has to be official

otherwise the police will be let go due to lack of crime.

Once we're gone, please report this.

They will give everything back My back!

Cookie! You've always wanted to be the leader!

Now's your big chance!

Adieu!

Agenor! Do you understand this?

Yes, of course. It means goodbye in French.

Not that! I meant how the police promote a robbery!

And they even took the TV!

But those goofballs left the TV Guide here again!

Hey you guys!

Hey! Gardener!

Put your bow back on immediately!

What are you doing, Gardener?

I'm hitting you, you measly little mouse!

Help!

What happ-ened to these wretches?

Technical assistance! Harvey!

Here!

Why doesn't this piece of junk work?

Because the cats have already freed themselves

from the antenna. Do you want to see?

- Grabowsky! - Talk into the communicator!

Grabowsky!

Grabowsky!

Grabowsky!

Grabowsky!

Grabowsky with a W.!

Thanks, comrade!

The red one to the red.

Yes, like that.

The blue to the blue.

Grabowsky! This is headquarters!

Grabowsky! Headquarters to Grabowsky!

Please acknowledge!

Grabowsky! Where the hell are you?

Mr. Adlington! Grabowsky has not reported in.

I've been trying to get him on the communicator for an hour.

Maybe he's been compromised as well.

Everything's going bad. I should get rid of the whole group!

Where is Mr. Grabowsky now?

What's? Oh, you are still here?

I found Mr. Livingstone once,

maybe I'll be lucky with Mr. Grabowsky.

I'll go with Torzonborz to find him.

I don't have a lot of options.

Grabowsky is probably on the spinach farm.

Use my airplane! Take the keys.

Tell him that the end of the world is here,

that Armageddon and the Apocalypse have arrived at the same time.

- Can you fly this? - Of course, it's just a joystick.

Lets go! 12 Munlitamoto Avenue.

Turn left at the corner.

I hope we don't have to steal a safe again

- because we don't have room for one more. - I'll count it.

10... 12. Stop behind that truck!

Why did they have to park right here?

Get out of my way, you dirty rats! This is my territory!

Hey! Hey! Stop! Listen here you dirty cat!

We have a legal permit from the police!

What? A permit from the police? Stop you rat finks!

He's going to kill us! Help!

Pissy! Cookie!

My nose!

My tail! Stop, you little beast!

That was below the belt.

Are you guys getting in or you'd rather ride in the garbage truck?

That's not funny.

We are involved in very dangerous dealings here.

But you all don't understand teamwork.

Anyway, I'm going to report this to the sergeant.

Did you see that? He just came to us like that!

And we've got papers! What a dog!

And none of the cats was wearing a bow.

You shouldn't smoke so much. It's bad for your health.

What do you mean they didn't have bows on?

We don't have them either, so what does this mean?

Those were cats, you nit wit!

Really! Cats without bows!

There's something wrong here.

I guess we'll find out when we get to the precinct.

If it's still there.

Hello Rex! Yes that's him!

He's pretty big!

This is the first time I've seen him in real life.

Mister Grabowsky.

Grabowsky...

Seems like he's not here. Maybe he's in the house.

Wait! I'll jump up and have a look around.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

- Me Torzon! You Grabowsky. - Yes, I'm Grabowsky!

Hello! Mr. Grabowsky! How can we get up there?

- Use the lift! - This is Stanley.

Hello Mr. Stanley.

Hello! The whole world is looking for you.

Only you can save mouse society from complete destruction.

I know.

But this scrap heap doesn't work

even though I changed the plutonium rods

and I did a thorough check of the operating system.

Everything works but nothing works.

Come along!

Pay attention!

- It keeps spitting out the money. - Wait a minute.

How long has the Cat Catcher been broken?

It's been in this hangar for about 20 years.

That's it.

Since then, the money lost 100% of its value.

- Interesting. - I'll try with two coins.

- You're a genius! - Not quite. But it sounds good.

Of course. Inflation.

Come down quickly! The remote control is down there.

What if you hadn't come?

Mr. Grabowsky! Would you answer a few questions?

When we're done!

I'll be ready then, but first we have to save the world!

I hope you're with me?

- Come on Torzon! Are you coming? - You're coming.

Just a moment!

- Why number two? - Just so we know what's going on.

He's the Cat Catcher 2.

Now what?

Listen! I'll say the right thing.

Let's get outta here while there's still time!

But I'm tired! Let's get away tomorrow.

There's nowhere to run.

It's obvious that somehow the cats have restored their power.

So if we can't beat em, well then we'll just have to join them.

But it will be at a rat's pace.

That's a six-speed. Just as many as we are.

They don't want us on their side.

As a dowry, they are getting a full safe.

That's true! You are such a big beast! Let's go!

Why doesn't anyone ever say anything nice like that to me?

- Just because. - Now come on!

Hello boys! We brought you something!

Hello! Are you ready for it?

Oh don't! That's a bit much!

We have to make contact with them!

Ok, but does it have to be that much?

What's this? Rotten rats! Worthless traitors!

Well, unfortunately the cube has turned, old boy!

Actually, we've always been on the side of the cats.

- On the side of the cats? You? - Yes, us!

We've brought you a nice, full safe.

- It's full of loot! - Well, all right then.

Okay, stand over there next to mousy and hold your hands out.

Well, that won't work. Listen here, boys.

While you are wasting your time here with us,

your friends are getting calluses at the central cream factory

and the yarn warehouse.

We saw them because we came that way.

What? Rats!

Come on Slim!

Can we put our hands down now?

Yes, but only if we put handcuffs on them.

You worthless cat assassins! Now the cat's out of the bag?

Rather in the bag!

You should scram, little man!

It looks like you lose the match.

Okay, boys, jump into the police car and let's blow this joint!

Stop! That is state property! Come back here immediately!

Sound the alarm! Where's the radio?

Rotten rats!

- So now where? - Okay, bark now!

- You're the boss, right? - I am and I'll prove it

to you when I kick you in the teeth you piece of trash!

Trash? Who are you calling trash?

Pull yourself together!

I suggest that we go back to our base.

Maybe we can put together some dance moves

for our victory celebration.

But not with this body because I can't do ballet like that.

Harvey!

Here I am, boss! Still!

Where's my pistol?

I suggest we take the mouse escape, sir.

Harvey? My tail is stuck.

- Get it out, please. - I'm working on it.

Ok, now it's alright.

I knew journalists always lie.

- Hey, that's my chair! - It was.

Now this company has a new CEO.

That's right.

Thank you, old man!

Naturally the chair belongs to our spiritual leader.

That's how I see it, too.

So? How was it, Mr. Egghead?

First, you, and you. And you, and all of you,

go and bring some food and drink.

I can't give advice on an empty stomach.

- Us neither! - So, enough for the Marshallissimo,

- plus four. - Don't forget the sleeping potion!

In the meantime, I'll give you some advice and we can make a decision.

So, off with you, or I'll shoot!

We need some... servants as well!

I hope these goofballs don't think that I'm going to serve them!

- Or me! - Or me either.

Alright, you neither. Where's the main switch here?

You're not going to start cooking now are you, Fritz?

A little lard on a piece of bread will be enough for them.

Oh my! Over there!

Look over there!

The Cat Catcher!

- Milkins! Get me some whisky! - Coming right up!

Not for you, you idiot! For me!

Now that's better.

Would somebody please explain what this is?

Have we gone back in time?

Please, Mr. Director, President, sir,

this is a direct broadcast from the battlefield.

The terrible monster you see in the picture is the Cat Catcher,

Cat Catcher number 2!

Oh, cruel world! The end is near!

- Not necessarily, Giovanni. - What is that, Giovanni?

- I'm Mister Gatto to you! - I think in this case you are Giovanni.

So if we pit the two monsters against each other,

like Godzilla and Mecca Godzilla,

then we have a chance that they will destroy each other

like in the movies. Isn't that correct, Mister Gatto?

Fritz!

Giovanni to you! Toujours Giovanni!

Snowball! Let's take down a salami,

get a glass of mineral water and turn on the TV.

- Is this a joke? - Whatever do you mean?

That's not even enough for half a meal.

You cats should be ashamed of yourselves.

Of course it isn't! These are just the hors d'oeuvres!

Here's the main course! Frilz! The TV, please!

- Which channel? - Channel No. 5, naturally.

Yeah, okay.

This appears to be some kind of archive.

Pardon me, your lordship, this is a live broadcast!

Don't you see the word "live" on the screen?

So this is the famous Cat Catcher. Looks nice.

Now, move out!

You guys stay here and help me put together a celebration lunch!

A ten-course meal!

Snowball, bring something fresh! Rum is good also!

Right away!

The real question is who we should root for, Fritz.

Both of them. A draw would be the best.

- Nil-Nil. - Nilly willy nilly.

This is good.

If I do say so myself.

I told you there wasn't any rush for those dance moves.

Look! He's going to tie him up in a knot!

He'll be tie-died then, won't he?

In any case, Pissy.

It was a good idea to get out of it for a while.

Enough of this kitten's play.

Let's decide this like tomcats. Can you play chess?

Haha, gotcha! It isn't even chess! This is the devil's bible!

Oh, how wicked I am!

Let's play poker! And may the best pet win!

The bet is a billion.

I'll see that and I raise you 8.

What hands are they holding?

The Cat Catcher has a true poker face

which cannot be read by his opponents.

This is crazy! He raises once again.

10?

I'll see that! And... the whole world.

All the power! Everything!

All in! This is it! What a beautiful game!

Well! Are there no manners anymore?

How? What? What happened?

Now it's the endgame.

So, you're holding. Ok, go on!

4 aces! The kitty cat wins.

So, I bet right didn't I, Giovanni?

So far. But now?

What a poker face! Never shows emotion.

He calls cards face up...

I don't believe it! Royal flush!

What incredible luck!

You miserable fleabag!

You should be taken to the Dawg Pound!

How can you win when I cheated?

Ah, to hell with it!

So now what's going to happen to us?

A little birdie just told me that it might be wise to head home!

That's for sure, and we should head out quickly.

They'll kill me

if I don't bring home a souvenir from abroad.

Well, at least we got rid of them!

My plan worked. Snowball!

- Yes sir! - Champagne!

Right away!

- To victory! - To victory!

Well, gentlemen,

- that's the end of the game! - That's a good line.

Well, what do we have here?

A butterfly collector and his stuffed pinscher!

My name is Stanley. And I think it best if you don't resist.

Once again, we've won.

- Are you sure? - You just saw it on the TV.

Fritz, I don't like uninvited guests.

Please ask them to leave. Forever.

With pleasure. Goodbye, gentlemen.

Oye vey, jiminy crickets.

Give yourselves up.

- I already have. - So how did he get here?

A little money goes a long way.

- Ok, that's once... - Twice.

Ok, you won twice! But the mice will still get theirs!

- You hear that, Giovanni? - Whats that?

Buenas noches, senores.

Everybody, hands up!

In the name of Intermaus, you are all under arrest!

Dick. You are just a bit late.

Me and my old friend have already solved the problem,

but thanks anyway.

I'm always happy to see an old friend.

I would've got here sooner but, you know, the family, kids.

Wanna see some pictures?

No thanks.

Is that the famous hero, Lazy Dick, here in person?

- And... and the great Potbellie? - Sí.

My brother-in-law Riccardo said to get ready for a little carnage.

That's the kind of fiesta that Potbellie simply can't miss!

No es verdad, Pedro?

Sí, Padron!

The carnage has been canceled.

Well then, maybe just some carne?

- Carnal? - Knowledge. - Forget it.

As you can see, we're cultured.

In the name of my government, I suggest we sit down to the round table

and have a meeting and make a pact between the cats and the mice.

- Do you all agree? - Do we have any other choice?

But we have to be equal in this meeting.

Gentlemen!

Now is the time to bury the hatchet.

Amen.

Snowball, please come into my office.

Yes, Mr. Milkins.

Both parties shall retain their own possessions,

rights, and acquisitions. The parties further agree to have

a cease-fire between the cats and the mice

for the next 99 years.

Eating of the parties is strictly forbidden.

The parties further agree to resolve all of their conflicts

in the United Chewers and Chewees International Union forum.

Two copies of the contract shall be written out

and signed by representatives of each party.

Gatto has two T's!

Thank you.

- Thank you. - So now what are your plans, Stanley?

Well, Mr. Grabowsky, I think I still have something to write.

But I hope it will be something less frantic.

You think? You're not warm, Elle-sie?

What do you mean, Elle-sie?

Oh, Torzonborz is just a cover name.

He used it when he was on a mission in Pafrica

going undercover to discover the activities of the jungle cats.

I knew that there were still wild cats who had not come

under the influence of the Cat Catcher Omega rays.

Elsie agreed to go undercover and investigate.

But who is Elle-Sie?

That's the name of my little daughter.

Tsi-No-San. The daughter of my dear departed wife.

Take off your costume, dear!

If you say so...

If you say so, Papa.

A girl.

Fantastic! What a story!

This story will stay in your pen, dear Stanley.

I'm stupid. I never even realized

for a moment.

And I consider myself a good journalist!

Elle-Sie is an excellent actress! She even fooled me.

Only the Cat Catcher was not fooled

because he has supersensitive sensors.

Here's to a happy marriage!

I hope you will be very happy!

Oh, how beautiful you two are!

It'll be great!

- Congratulations, Billy! - It's mine, it's mine!

Now will I have to marry her?

Darn, someone took in my tux...

It wasn't me. Not me.