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This Tuesday,
our very own Aimee Morris
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makes her debut
in the Priscilla Presley musical
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Priscilla Untold.
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However, her road to stardom
has not been a smooth one.
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Nay, it has been paved with tragedy.
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At the tender at age of five,
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she was cast in the school nativity,
but not as Mary.
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That coveted role went to
arch acting nemesis Millie James.
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Aimee was cast as...
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...Palm Tree Two.
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Fuming.
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I can see the performance.
Shh.
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Trees don't talk.
Yeah, well, this one does!
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And I'm still not as wooden
as your Mary.
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Oh!
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To the Year 8 talent show,
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when Aimee stunned everyone
with her performance of...
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♪ Never enough... ♪
AIMEE LAUGHS
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♪ For me...
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♪ For me... ♪
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And you, baby.
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LAUGHS
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But just hours before the show,
Millie James's nan tragically lost
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her brave battle
with Parkinson's disease.
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Course she did.
Fuck's sake!
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And just like that,
Aimee's performance was forgotten.
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Ugh!
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Year 10,
and after absolutely no coercion,
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Mr Dunn cast Aimee
as Sandy in Grease.
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Racist against gingers,
are you, sir?
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Think gingers are too revoltin'
to play a lead role, do you, sir?
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No, no, it's yours.
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Finally, a chance to leave
an unforgettable mark on that stage.
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But then
Mason Perry got so nervous,
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he couldn't go on as Danny Zuko.
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Fuck's sake!
So up stepped Millie James
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to deliver
another soaring performance.
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You.
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♪ Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight
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♪ Shoo-bop-bop, shoo-bop-bop... ♪
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But despite these tragedies,
she has risen from the ashes
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like a Liverpudlian phoenix,
and we are so happy for her.
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She really deserves this.
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'Brave'
by Sara Bareilles
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ALL CHEERING
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No, I'm dead proud of you, girl.
You have fought so hard for this.
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Thanks, girl.
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And even if you're shit,
I'll give a standing ovation.
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And if no-one else joins in,
I'll be ripping out chairs
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and smashing 'em
over people's heads.
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You what?
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BOTH LAUGH
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Boys, Aimee's got her big musical,
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Mia-Louise is on her way
to playing for England.
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They're chasing their dreams,
making things happen.
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And we're just sitting here,
rotting!
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Do you know what, lad?
You're spot-on. Yes.
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I'm running out of time to scran
one of your mas' arses here. Perve.
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Oh!
No, no.
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Not just your mas. Any older bird.
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Imagine I actually did it.
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Instant cult status.
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And I'd have achieved everything
I have ever wanted
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at the tender age of 16.
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But listen, I'm not talking
about older women's arses.
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I'm talking about dreams
that actually matter,
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dreams that make you proud
to wake up in the morning.
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Look, school's nearly done,
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and we've got one shot
to make something of ourselves.
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That's why I'm gonna be making
calls, emailing start-ups.
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And you lot should, too,
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because sometimes,
it's just one phone call,
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one choice
that can change your life.
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Mm?
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'Chaise Longue'
by Wet Leg
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PHONE BUZZING
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'I know what you're doing,
Mia-Louise.'
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What, are you following me?
'I've got eyes everywhere.'
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Your mum, Mr Meacher,
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the fella who owns the shop
you just bought your crisps from.
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Worcester sauce, eh?
I didn't know it was back.
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Oh, people say the same
about my chlamydia, Trace.
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This is your second strike.
What, for a chlamydia joke?
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No. You missed Saturday's training.
'Nah.'
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See, I had this mate's thing
that I had to go to.
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See, we had this party for her
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because she's just got
the main role in this musical.
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Well, you need to tell me that,
Mia-Louise.
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'I would have cancelled training,
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'brought the whole squad
to celebrate with a big banner.'
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"Congratulations,
Mia-Louise's mate."
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In fact, we might rename
the whole club after her
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All right, Trace. I get it.
'But do you, though?'
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Cos this is it, Mia-Louise -
crunch time,
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the week you find out
if you stay with us.
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'There's no going back, no redos.'
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Look...
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...it's OK to feel the pull of fun.
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'But there's a difference
between thinking about it
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'and letting it stop you
doing something special.'
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I know it's hard, but I also know
what you're capable of,
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so don't waste it.
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All right. I won't waste it.
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Good. I'll see you tomorrow.
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Tomorrow?!
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Just the last game of the season
to win the league.
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No big deal
Do you not read the WhatsApp group?
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'The game got moved forward
to Tuesday.
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'Their first team needed
the pitch for a cup game.'
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Yeah, but what about...?
Is that a problem?
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No.
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I'll see you then.
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SIGHS
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RINGING TONE
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Hello, Mrs Fassi.
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I'm calling from IT Support Services
at Allsbrooke School.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm afraid Mo's been using
the laptop we issued him with
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to look up
sexually explicit content,
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which has now spread a virus
on the school system.
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THEY SNIGGER
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For now,
there'll be no further action,
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but can you open up the search
history on the laptop, please?
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Yeah. Erm, OK.
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Can you please read out anything
you identify as porn content
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so that we can cleanse the files
from the school system?
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OK, yeah. Erm...
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"Natural tits girl
sucks a thick rod.
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"Three on one rough anal with DP"?!
Oh.
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LAUGHING Boys, boys...
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Boys, you're on speaker. Stop it.
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"Big ass V cake...
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"..with squirting and smashing.
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"Cream Pie Compilation Six"?!
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What is the matter with you, son?
Mum, it's...
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Shut up! Boys!
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Hello. Thank you.
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Yeah, I think
we've got all we need. Bye-bye.
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You can't even focus long enough
to finish your homework,
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but you made it all the way
to Cream Pie Compilation Six?!
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Er...
Don't.
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I told you that'd be funny.
OK, it was funny.
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We can't exactly put "Ruined
Mo's life" on our CVs, can we?
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So can we please start thinking
about our careers now?
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Do you know what, boys?
He's right, you know.
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We need to start thinking
about our future.
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Yes, Connor! Gonna need Mo to
send us that big arse V cake link.
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THEY LAUGH
You little mush.
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Can you believe
it's actually tomorrow?
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What if I wake up
and I can only speak Japanese?
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I've heard that can happen,
you know.
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Yeah, I don't think
that can happen, girl.
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Hey, listen, though,
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how would you feel if I said
that I couldn't make it tomorrow
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because our last league match
got pulled forward?
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Well, obviously,
I'd never speak to you again,
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go through my phone
and delete every photo of us,
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then sign up to some top secret
experiment to have me memories wiped
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so I never knew you existed.
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Mm, OK, so you'd be all right
about it, then?
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Look, I'll make it up to you,
I promise.
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Honestly, girl, it's sound.
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We're both doing
what we've always dreamed of.
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Yeah. Suppose so.
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I'm thinking of the positives.
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You not being there means
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one less person shouting,
"Show us your tits!"
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MIA-LOUISE LAUGHS
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What if I completely mess this up?
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Like fall over or forget the words?
Aimee, stop it.
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Don't let nerves get in the way.
You've got to focus.
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You've got no idea how far
this opportunity could take you.
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PHONE PINGS
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You've worked too hard
to bottle it now.
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This is just the start, you know.
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I always knew you were destined
for big things.
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And together,
we can take on the world.
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World domination sounds boss, Mum.
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But right now, I'd settle
for not falling flat on my arse.
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ANNA CHUCKLES
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I'll go and get you a drink.
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You need to hydrate
to calm your nerves.
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AIMEE SIGHS,
PHONE PINGS
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You all right, Ames?
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I know you don't want me there
tonight, love.
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And that really hurts because I...
I think about
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all the times I helped you get
ready for shows in your bedroom,
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practising lines with you
till you finally got them right.
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I suppose I just always thought
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we'd be sharing
this moment together.
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Look, I'm so proud to be your dad.
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And no matter
what happens between us...
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...you'll always be my little girl.
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Remember that.
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I love you.
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VOICES OUTSIDE
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Oh. Come here.
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You've smudged your eyeliner.
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'Boogie Wonderland'
by Earth, Wind & Fire
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♪ Boogie Wonderland
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♪ Dance
Ooh, ooh, ooh, dance
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♪ Boogie Wonderland
Ooh, ooh, ooh
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♪ Dance... ♪
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Excuse me.
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Is there a cloakroom?
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I, er...
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No idea.
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I've only just learned
that this bit's called the foyer.
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Oh, sorry.
I thought you were an usher.
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It's the... the shirt.
Oh.
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Yeah, that. That's me ma, that.
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She says I have to dress smart
for the theatre.
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So you don't mind if I sneak in
some vodka?
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No, no, no.
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I... I, erm, I've smuggled worse,
you know?
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah, Haribo city mix.
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Two packs.
Oof. Two packs!
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You know, I, er...
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...do love a bad boy.
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Bad boy.
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HE EXHALES HEAVILY
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Lad... who was that?
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I think I'm in, you know.
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ALL LAUGHING
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Right, girls, I am buzzing
that it all comes down to this
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because if you wanna be champions,
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this is the type of game
you should live for.
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Big games make big players.
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Here's the team.
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LAUGHTER,
LIVELY CHATTER
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I'm not on the team?
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What about everything
you said yesterday?
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I meant every word.
But you know how we do things here.
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And your running stats
last week don't touch Skye's.
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Come on, you know I'm well better
than she is.
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Who cares if she runs?
She still can't cross for shit.
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I care
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cos their number 11's gonna cause us
all kinds of problems,
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and I know she'll track back.
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SIGHS
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Aw. Your sulking face has
more intensity than your sprints.
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'Talk To Me'
by Catherine Russell
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♪ Mm, talk to me
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♪ Hold me close... ♪
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Erm, excuse me, madam.
Mm-hm?
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I'm a usher here,
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00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,279
and there's rumours
that you've smuggled in some vodka.
249
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:04,279
No, no vodka.
250
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:07,759
The only thing I've smuggled in
is these two ripe melons.
251
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,600
Wanna see if you can find the pips?
252
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:13,119
SHE LAUGHS,
HE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY
253
00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:14,999
Er, are you enjoying the show?
254
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,799
No, to be honest.
I'm struggling to stay awake. Oh.
255
00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:19,039
Why don't I give you my number?
256
00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:21,239
Maybe you could tell me
something to stimulate me.
257
00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:23,439
Yeah, I'm the meme king,
I'll sort you out.
258
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:27,599
Not memes. I'm after something
a bit more... personal.
259
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,919
Oh, like... compilation
of my best FIFA rage quits?
260
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,199
No, thanks.
261
00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,079
I want something
a bit more impressive.
262
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:37,799
Me eating, erm,
eight hotdogs in under two minutes?
263
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:42,719
How about just one big hot dog
with plenty of girth,
264
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,239
standing proud?
265
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,360
One big hotdog, standing proud.
Got it.
266
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:53,280
Oh!
267
00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,839
What was that? You can't drift
your way through this, Aimee.
268
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:00,439
This is your chance.
What's going on?
269
00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,959
Mum, did you really mean it
270
00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:05,640
when you said you couldn't face
the idea of having any more kids?
271
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:09,159
Of course I meant it.
272
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:11,919
All I've been able to think about
is being your mum again.
273
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,519
And that's why I care so much about
you not throwing this chance away.
274
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,040
Now, come on.
275
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,880
Get yourself together.
276
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,199
How are you feeling?
Really hurting here.
277
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:27,320
I don't think I can go back on.
278
00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,279
This is your moment,
Mia-Louise.
279
00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,559
Get out there and change this game.
280
00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,599
Let everyone see the fire
I know you've got.
281
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,520
And fucking track back.
282
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,479
You're supposed to be
in defence, what are you doing?
283
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,880
LIVELY CHATTER
284
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:48,199
...getting past a brick wall.
285
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,199
All right, listen up! Oi!
286
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,680
Do you wanna know why we're losing?
287
00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:55,759
It's not cos they're better.
288
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,960
It's cos we're not enjoying it.
289
00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,999
We're playing like we're afraid
to make a mistake.
290
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,439
And do you know what, girls?
I get it.
291
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,079
Soon, we're gonna find out
if we get another year,
292
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,360
but fear never wins matches.
293
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,199
Do you see how many little girls
were out there watching us?
294
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,879
They're gonna love playing now,
295
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,839
but you know what happens next,
don't you?
296
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,360
They're gonna get to, like, 13,
and most of them are gonna quit.
297
00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,360
I know cos that's exactly
what I did.
298
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:28,279
I struggled with being the only girl
round ours who played,
299
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,799
and I struggled with needing
the extra fight
300
00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,559
to get stuck in with the boys.
301
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,639
And do you know what?
I struggled with puberty,
302
00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:38,919
when suddenly, I was more bothered
about my body than football.
303
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:41,799
And that's why this game matters.
304
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:44,959
We're playing for those little girls
who are gonna hit that moment,
305
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,759
and they're gonna feel
like walking away.
306
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,559
Look, we owe it to them
so that when that moment comes,
307
00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:53,239
they're gonna remember us
enjoying ourselves,
308
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,439
and they're gonna keep going.
309
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,439
So, when we get back out there,
310
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:59,639
I wanna see the reason
that you fought so hard,
311
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,999
the reason that you battled
through that judgement,
312
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,360
the reason why we're here
right now in this dressing room.
313
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:09,040
Because we love playing.
314
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,039
So, whatever happens in our careers,
315
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,799
let's make this moment the one
that we look back on and think,
316
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,959
thank God we didn't quit
when the world told us to stop.
317
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,159
Come on, girls!
318
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,759
Yeah!
Get up!
319
00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,200
Come on!
320
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,760
'Black Betty'
by Ram Jam
321
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:02,679
Tip from an old pro -
shoot from the base, lad.
322
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,279
Gives it authority,
323
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,719
like it's leading
an army of flaccid cocks.
324
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,759
♪ Bam-ba-lam... ♪
325
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,199
Rub some coconut oil on it, lad.
326
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,920
Get that bad boy shining.
327
00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:17,959
Oh!
328
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:20,319
When I first met you,
329
00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,159
I thought I could choose
how close I...
330
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,239
Oh, my God,
331
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,279
I've got an interview tomorrow for a
junior marketing assistant position.
332
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:29,519
Some Indian company.
Lad, how have you blagged that?
333
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,399
I don't know. Must have been
one of the start-ups I emailed.
334
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,519
I told you,
if you put yourself out there,
335
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:36,240
it could set you on your path.
ZIPPER OPENS
336
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:42,159
Lad? What are you doing?
CONNOR CLEARS THROAT
337
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,999
'You Were Always On My Mind'
338
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,920
I was already on my way to you.
339
00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,400
♪ Maybe I didn't treat you
340
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,880
♪ Quite as good as I should have
341
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:13,000
♪ Maybe I didn't love you
342
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,960
♪ Quite as often as I could have
343
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:24,320
♪ Little things
I should have said and done
344
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,200
♪ I just never took the time
345
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,600
♪ You were always on my mind
346
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,520
♪ You were always on my mind
347
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,880
♪ Maybe I didn't hold you
348
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,120
♪ All those lonely, lonely times
349
00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:55,760
♪ And I guess I never told you
350
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:00,400
♪ I'm so happy that you're mine
351
00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:08,399
♪ If I made you feel second best
352
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:12,040
♪ I'm so sorry I was blind
353
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,240
♪ You were always on my mind
354
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:23,039
♪ You were always on my mind
355
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:27,160
♪ Tell me
356
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:32,800
♪ Tell me
That your sweet love hasn't died
357
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:37,640
♪ You were always on my mind
358
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,720
♪ You were always on my
359
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:46,319
♪ Mind. ♪
360
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,640
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
361
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:53,600
That's it!
362
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:57,360
PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
363
00:18:58,600 --> 00:18:59,720
Yes!
364
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,359
That's it! Come on, girl!
365
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,799
Aimee! Aimee! Aimee!
366
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,799
Aimee!
Aimee! Aimee! Aimee!
367
00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:12,479
I'm impressed you could get it
standing to attention so easily.
368
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,519
Oh, you know, that's what I've got
in me locker. Big strength of mine.
369
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:20,079
Well, you can get back to mine
and fuck me senseless.
370
00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:22,759
Like... n-now?
Yeah, now.
371
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:25,479
And I hope you've got some stamina,
cos I want a right good pounding,
372
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,559
and that is just my arse.
373
00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,519
I've done a 5K in school.
I come top ten, so...
374
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,359
That is impressive.
375
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,239
You should be able to keep up
with these lads, then.
376
00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:39,280
Hey, fellas,
looks like we've found the fourth.
377
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:45,520
Actually, er, I just remembered,
I've got to be up early, s-so...
378
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:48,320
LAUGHTER
379
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,879
What's going on?
That's Lorraine, Ted's neighbour.
380
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,239
We sorted her some tickets
381
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,159
in exchange to make
your dreams come true, lad.
382
00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:57,559
CONNOR SIGHS
Nice one, Lorraine.
383
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:00,759
No, lad, that is
all that cougar chat done now.
384
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,439
You couldn't handle it.
385
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,199
Did I actually send her a dick pic?
386
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,199
The number she gave you
was me old Android. Don't worry.
387
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,599
Let's see.
Oh, mate.
388
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:10,479
Oh, lad. You need help.
389
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,599
Lad, you're supposed to send it
hard, not on flop.
390
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,120
That IS hard.
Oh, you poor little fella.
391
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:20,559
Wahey!
Girl!
392
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:23,999
Yeah, well done! Well done!
You know you made Mo cry.
393
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,039
Oh?
No.
394
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,959
SHE LAUGHS
You smashed it.
395
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,759
Well in.
Honestly, you... you were amazing.
396
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,039
GLASS SMASHES,
CROWD GASPS
397
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,079
Dad?!
398
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,919
PANICKED CHATTER
399
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,079
Move out the way.
Dad?!
400
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,199
Call an ambulance!
401
00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,479
Dad!
Oh, my God! What's happened?
402
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,479
Don't you dare pretend
to care about us!
403
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,679
What?
This is because of you! You liar!
404
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,639
Aimee?
Just fuck off, will you?
405
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,879
I don't ever wanna see
your face again!
406
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,519
You lying, scheming bitch!
407
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:54,720
Dad? Dad?
408
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:02,479
As you know, the decision
of whether you stay with us
409
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,479
for another year
isn't solely about talent,
410
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,799
it's about attitude.
411
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,039
And it's fair to say, with you,
we've had our ups and downs. Mm.
412
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,239
It's a bit like my knickers
every time we meet, Trace.
413
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:15,079
Give it a rest for the next
ten minutes, please. Sorry.
414
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,959
Yesterday's game was a great example
415
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,479
of when your attitude's right,
you can really influence a game.
416
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,039
Influence? Girl, I won us it.
417
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,519
Let's not beat around the bush,
Trace, we're all mates here.
418
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,999
Anyway, we've discussed
your future at length,
419
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,479
and...
420
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,200
we'd like you to stay on
with us for another year.
421
00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,119
Right.
422
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,160
Erm...
423
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,559
OK.
424
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,040
That's it?
425
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,519
I was expecting a smile at least.
426
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,000
I just...
427
00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,599
I'm not sure, you know?
428
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,559
You've kind of made me realise what
this life might actually be like.
429
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:58,239
Don't let the doubts creep in again.
Yeah, but the doubts are there
430
00:21:58,240 --> 00:21:59,600
cos...
431
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,800
...I don't want it enough.
432
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,079
Do you realise you're walking away
from something
433
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,239
that could define you?
434
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,800
But I don't want football
to define me.
435
00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:15,519
To do it, it has to be everything -
436
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:18,160
like, your world and your life.
437
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,680
Football is a part of me.
438
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,600
But it's not all of me.
439
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,440
I have other things
to offer the world, and...
440
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,440
...I don't want a life where
I never get to explore those things.
441
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,040
Well, this is a first.
442
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,239
But then so is a player who thinks
it's funny to keep insisting
443
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,799
to the club doctor
that she's pregnant with my child.
444
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,160
CHUCKLES
445
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:51,319
You know,
to be so young and strong-minded,
446
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:54,240
to not let anyone dictate
what you feel or do...
447
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:56,680
...it's impressive.
448
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,159
Don't lose it. It'll serve you well.
449
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,080
And whatever path you take...
450
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,640
...I'm sure you'll make your mark.
451
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,359
Thanks, Trace.
452
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:12,120
Take care, Mia-Louise.
453
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,560
Mmm...
454
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,920
Careful who you mess with,
Mia-Louise.
455
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,400
I never blink first.
456
00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:28,520
Impressive.
457
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,320
Wah.
458
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,199
So, is he doing OK now?
Yeah.
459
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,239
Keeps calling it
a korma heart attack -
460
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,239
you know, cos it was mild.
461
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:40,519
Thinks he's dead funny.
462
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,120
Now you understand why I left.
463
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,320
Sorry.
464
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,039
Mum...
465
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:52,799
I don't care if you've had
or wanted more kids,
466
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,639
it's the fact that
since you've been here,
467
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,879
all's you've banged on about
is how you can't have more
468
00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:58,839
cos all you care about
is a relationship with me.
469
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,919
I'm not having IVF.
I went to one appointment.
470
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,999
My partner wanted kids.
We tried, but...
471
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,799
Partner?
You never even told me you had one.
472
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,639
What's he said about you being here?
AIMEE SCOFFS
473
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,679
He doesn't know, does he?
474
00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:14,280
He pushed me for IVF, but
I wanted to focus on you instead.
475
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,479
I've been spending the money on us.
Aw
476
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,159
Those moments mean so much more now,
477
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,999
knowing you robbed someone blind
to do them. I'm sorry.
478
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,880
And what about the letters?
What's true and what's not?
479
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,000
I only sent one.
480
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,039
You wanted to turn me
against my dad,
481
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,999
make me think
he's been hiding things from me.
482
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,479
No. It wasn't like that.
483
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:40,919
I needed you to believe
that I never forgot you,
484
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,639
that even if I didn't write,
485
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:45,439
you were still in my head
every single day.
486
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,039
That's some twisted logic,
that, Mum.
487
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,639
I know.
488
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,239
And I know I've been selfish,
489
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,719
always chasing after some life
that I thought I deserved.
490
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:59,079
And all I've got to show for it
is wasted years
491
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,920
and... hurting the people
that mattered.
492
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,559
When I saw you'd been cast,
493
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,920
I thought, this is my opportunity
to make it up to you.
494
00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,559
You know what you're chasing.
495
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,879
And if I could just be
a little, tiny part of that,
496
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:19,959
then maybe all my mistakes
mightn't feel so worthless.
497
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:21,839
Is that so wrong,
498
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:26,000
to want - just for once -
not to fail you?
499
00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:29,640
SHE SOBS
500
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,439
You either didn't get another year,
501
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:47,200
or someone spiked your oat milk
with full fat.
502
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,559
Look, I'm sorry you didn't get it.
503
00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:58,959
I know how much it meant to you.
504
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,320
Did you?
505
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:02,720
Yeah.
506
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,160
But I turned it down.
507
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,119
I'd be taking it away
from people like you,
508
00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,359
who want it more than I do.
509
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:14,679
Yeah, well, maybe that's my problem.
I want it too much.
510
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,759
Mm, there's nothing wrong
with that, girl.
511
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,639
There is if you're putting it
in the wrong place.
512
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:20,799
Like, I just thought
513
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,719
that if I was perfect off the pitch,
then I'd be perfect on it.
514
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,439
But it doesn't work like that.
515
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,239
You just need to be a bit more
unprofessional like me, girl.
516
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,519
Yeah, and if only I constantly
annoyed the dressing room
517
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,359
by going on about a butt plug
shaped like a Golden Boot.
518
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,399
I still think that's
a really good idea, you know.
519
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,280
BOTH LAUGH
520
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,119
Remember that loads of players
get released and go on to smash it.
521
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:45,239
Just cos they said no
doesn't mean they're right.
522
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,200
Thanks.
523
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,839
But also, work on your touch,
your decision-making,
524
00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,159
your positioning,
your awareness and your finishing.
525
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:56,559
CHUCKLES
526
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:59,319
♪ I know that I'm your homey
527
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,839
♪ I ain't just gonna
Let that go. ♪
528
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,559
Cheers for this.
529
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:06,719
The builders
are making too much noise at ours.
530
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,079
Plus, I can't handle my grandma
flirting with them again.
531
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,760
TED CHUCKLES
No worries.
532
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,880
Good luck.
Thank you.
533
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,839
'Hello, Christopher?'
Er, hello.
534
00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,879
'Hello. Can you hear me?'
Yes. Yes, I can hear you.
535
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,519
'Uh, apologies.
I'm in a cafe in Delhi,
536
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:29,039
'and the Wi-Fi is not so good,
so the video may be not working.
537
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,879
'So, let us start.
538
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,239
'It say on your CV
you having the Indian heritage.'
539
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,719
Er, yeah. I'm an eighth Indian,
through my great-grandad.
540
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,279
'Uh, sorry,
very, very, very bad connection.
541
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,959
'You say half Indian?
542
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:47,959
'That's fantastic. We love
doing business with our own.'
543
00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:50,359
Oh, I'm good, but, well, actually...
544
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:53,199
'And, Christopher, no need
for this posh London accent.
545
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,679
'Just use your own Indian accent.'
546
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:57,519
Oh, I'm OK. I... I'd rather just...
547
00:27:57,520 --> 00:27:58,559
'Uh, Christopher,
548
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:02,279
'we have many peoples who are
wanting this job, you understand?
549
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,599
'If you are not interested...'
Oh, no, no, no, no. I am.
550
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,079
It's just, I'm not sure...
'Because, you know,
551
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,199
'Indian accents sometime getting
very bad reputation in business.
552
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:15,079
'But we at Pathania Media are
very passionate about changing that
553
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,199
'because we proud Indians,
aren't we?
554
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,839
'Aren't we?'
Yes.
555
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:24,360
'And so it is a vital
that we embrace the accent.'
556
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,920
Yes. Er, er... Er...
557
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,279
Yes, very good attitude.
558
00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:36,799
'Very good.
So, let's do the role play.
559
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,599
'I am customer. Hello.
560
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,959
'I run a small cafe.
No customers, no eatings.
561
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:46,799
'Please tell me
how you save my business.'
562
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,919
Oh, hello, madam.
563
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,359
We do big marketings,
many things, yes.
564
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,359
'Is great, Christopher. Very good.
565
00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:58,999
'But sometimes,
our clients are liking more energy.
566
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,839
'You know, understand
like the Bollywood spirit.'
567
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,559
Oh, what you want you get.
I sing it.
568
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,999
♪ We make your cafe famous
569
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,839
♪ Many people coming... ♪
570
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,839
'Bigger, please. More energy.'
571
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,679
♪ We make your cafe famous
572
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:19,399
♪ Everybody coming! ♪
573
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,439
LAUGHTER
574
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,679
Lad!
575
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,719
Hey, you're not gonna have
a career now, lad.
576
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,799
You're getting cancelled.
I recorded it.
577
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,999
Ha-ha!
That's what you called revenge.
578
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,079
Oh!
And if that was porn,
579
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,039
it'd be called One Eighth Indian
Gets Screwed And Humiliated.
580
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:37,519
Ah, ya divvy, lad!
THEY LAUGH
581
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,199
I'm still taking you
to therapy, lad.
582
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,839
Oh!
CONNOR LAUGHS
583
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:41,999
Oh!
584
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,079
'Dog Days Are Over'
by Florence + The Machine
585
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,439
♪ Run fast for your mother
Run fast for your father
586
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:50,599
♪ Run for your children
For your sisters and brothers
587
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,319
♪ Leave all your love
And your longing behind
588
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,839
♪ You can't carry it with you
If you want to survive
589
00:29:56,840 --> 00:30:00,039
♪ The dog days are over... ♪
590
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,080
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